[Andrew]

TRIPLE THREAT MATCHES, ESPECIALLY TRIPLE THREAT HARDCORE RULES MATCHES, ARE TRIPLE THE FUN, FOR ME ANYWAY, BUT FOR BELLA MADISON AND FRANKIE HOLLIDAY IT WILL BE A MATCH IN HELL FOR THEM

Narrator:  I am the Narrator who was hired by Bea Barnhart to provide lead-in comments to her comments leading up to her scheduled matches. Today I open my comments with the fact that Bea told me Triple Threat Matches are, for her anyway, triple the fun compared to Singles matches. Bea went on to comment that since, in addition to being a Triple Threat match the match is Hardcore Rules. I want to tell you that the excitement Bea has being in a Triple Threat Match under Hardcore Rules is her type of match. With those opening comments from me out of the way I turn you over to Bea Barnhart in the dressing room she is sharing with her husband, Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, at the Broadmoor World Arena.

The camera shot changes from a shot of Bea’s Narrator to the dressing room where Bea is sitting with her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog, Iris. Bea brings a can of Classic Coke for Bill to enjoy and she then hands a nice meaty doggy snack for Iris. After Bea has distributed the drink and snack for Bill and Iris the camera follows Bea to the couch where Bea sits down and we await her comments on her upcoming match against Bella Madison and Frankie Holliday.

BEA: I would like to start my comments concerning my upcoming Triple Threat Hardcore match against Bella Madison and Frankie Holliday with some statistics. I took note that the three of us are nearly the same height and weight that negates any assumed or perceived height and weight advantage over each other. Therefore put that stupid concept out of your minds. As far as the item that most people is the attitude, or the lean, of a wrestler. Some are Baby Face…some are Neutral. . .some are Heel…and others are Super Heels. It honestly doesn’t matter what the attitude, or the lean, or the move set, etc., on whether they will be able to perform well against other wrestlers. Also there are other items that wrestlers think intimidate their opponents but the majority of the time they fail to intimidate their opponents. For me the factor that works in my favor is that I am a submission expert and have caused dozens of wrestlers to submit to my submission holds. I seriously doubt that Frankie and Bella have what I have, and what I use to take advantage of opponents, but that is okay. Not everyone can be as awesome as I am.

Bea takes a break to walk into the other room so she can get more snacks and drinks for Bill and Iris. When Bea returns both Bill and Iris have new drinks and treats to enjoy and that brings out a smile from Bea.

Bea:  There are other factors that give me the advantage in my matches, especially this triple threat Hardcore Rules Match against Frankie Holliday and Bella Madison. What factors you ask? So glad that you asked because I was going to tell you whether you asked or not. One factor is that I never back down against opponents regardless who they are and how big they are. Opponents are opponents and nobody is immune from being defeated by me. Other wrestlers believe they are the best wrestlers on the planet then, in fact, most wrestlers with that attitude are pathetic and weak. The last item I wish to discuss is that although our Triple Threat match is listed as a TRIPLE THREAT HARDCORE MATCH…which does not list in the description if there are some rules or no rules. . .or weather the wrestlers involved in the match can use weapons against the other wrestlers in their match. To be honest with you I don’t care what the rules, or lack of rules, are. I don’t care of weapons can be used or they are not allowed. I am in this match to defeat Frankie Holliday and Bella Madison and that is what I will do.

Bea flashes a huge grin and a huge smile before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Since I already put some of my wrestling comments out there already now I will take a bit of time to put some other type of comments out there to see what people are going to say. I will start with you Bella. So you are from New York City, New York. Ugh! I have stopped through New York a few times but never felt the urge to stop and go sightseeing. From what I saw in New York City, and what I heard from people who visited there, it would be more fun for a person to fall off a cliff or get hit by lightning since New York City is not a place on my bucket list of places to visit. With that in mind Bella, and the fact that we have had incidents between the two of us, I have the desire to utterly destroy you so that you will not go around challenging me for matches as you will not want to get beat down again and again and again. On the other hand our match includes Frankie Holliday. I have been in the ring with Frankie so to have her in the match is no concern to me. She is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine. So, Frankie, I see you are from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I will be honest that I have never visited the State of Wisconsin and I never will visit the State of Wisconsin unless Sin City Wrestling schedules a wrestling event there and I am assigned to the event. From what I do know about Wisconsin is that the State if known for cheese and beer. Cheese and beer. . .good combination. Cheese and Beer and Frankie Holliday as a combination? Nah! Having Frankie Holliday in that mix makes a person want to puke.

Bea breaks out in loud laughter then after she gets the laughter under control she presents several more comments.

Bea:  Bella I want to present comments on how you resemble character that you may be familiar with. On The Muppet Show there was a character named Gonzo and I believe he was a Turkey. He would come out on stage and brag about all the fantastic things he can do but when he tries to do those fantastic things he failed every time. Damn! If that is not a great representation of you Bella then I would not know what would be.

Bea pauses then she giggles a bit.

Bea:  You can stop laughing now Frankie because when I present the next character you will immediately know who it is. This character is also from The Muppet Show. The character’s name was Beaker and he was the Laboratory assistant to Professor Bunson Honeydew. The Professor was more as an inventor than a scientist so he was always inventing things and Professor Honeydew would use Beaker as a test subject for his inventions. Without fail every time Professor Honeydew invented something he would have Beaker server as his test subject for the invention. Without fail the invention by the Professor would never work correctly and the end result was always that Beaker either got burned, knocked out, blown up, or in some other way get seriously injured. Well, Frankie, being a test dummy in the sport of wrestling appears to be your primary line of work. Just as I have no problem beating the crap out of Bella you can be assured that I have no problem beating the crap out of you.

Bea goes into loud and nearly uncontrollable laughter until she can recover from the laughter to provide her closing comments.

Bea:  For the benefit of you two airheads I wish to close my comments by providing two graphics for you to take a look at. One concerns Karma and the other is a verbal slap in your faces. Enjoy your freedom now because once our match begins you two change from being my opponents to being my victims!!!