BULLIES DO NOT SCARE ME
A camera shot comes on our screen and we see Bea Barnhart at a food court in the Global Credit Union Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers. Bea has purchased some food items and then she takes a seat at one of the tables to enjoy her snacks and drinks. When the camera person informs Bea that they have been assigned to her to broadcast video and audio of her leading up to her match against Alexandra Calaway on Sunday. Bea acknowledges the camera person and then she gets in a more comfortable position at the table so she doesn’t have to move around while the camera is focused on her. When the camera person informs Bea that they are already broadcasting to the fans Bea launches into comments for her upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway.
Bea: I wish to thank all the fans who tuned in to hear my comments on my upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway. Also I would like those of you who tuned in to hear my comments to please relax for a moment as I was about to get into a video call with Bill as he stayed at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, while I traveled to Phoenix for my l match against Alexandra Calaway. I did not know that the camera person would show up sooner than I thought they would but stuff happens. So I asked the camera person assigned to me to let me get this video call out of the way then I will present direct comments concerning my wrestling match against for Sunday.
Bea and Bill begin their video call as the assigned camera person keeps their camera focused on Bea.
Bill: Do you have a few minutes so that me and Andrew can have you test out his modified Stand-Up comedy routine?
Bea: I don’t have a lot of time as camera time is limited but I can give you some time to help Andrew out with his Stand-Up comedy routine but I do want to say HI to Iris first.
Bill calls Iris to come in front of the computer so she can see Mommy Bea and say HI to her.
Bea: HI IRIS!!! How is my baby girl? We will be back together soon Iris. Daddy wanted to go home with you so help Andrew with tweaking his Stand-Up comedy routine. Love you Iris!!!
Bill: Thanks Bea! Iris is happy now that she got to see you. Me and Andrew are set up and Andrew is standing at a make-shift podium we set up. Go for it Andrew so that Bea can comment on your updated stand-up comedy routine. Then Bea can present her comments leading up to her match with Alexandra Calaway.
Andrew: Thanks Bea! I will try to make this short. I will be performing a Stand-Up comedy routine at the Atlanta Comedy Theater in Norcross, Georgia, over this weekend. I do not have a live audience to practice on in your home, of course, as we are just practicing, but the reactions from you and Bill will give me an indication if the items I present in the Stand-Up routing will bring good reactions when I perform it live and. Thanks as your feedback is important.
Bea: Go for it Andrew!
Andrew: In Disney cartoons both Goofy and Pluto are dogs. Why, if both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, why does Goofy walk upright, wears clothing, and he can talk, but Pluto, who is also a dog walks on all four legs and can only bark and doesn’t wear clothing?
Does anyone else think it is odd that Donald Duck wears a shirt but he doesn’t wear pants? Then you have Mickey Mouse who wears pants but doesn’t wear a shirt? There appears to be something kinky going on with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
A Cow was driving their car. When the other Cows driving cars were driving too slow what did the Cow, who was annoying with the other Cows who were driving too slow? MOO-VE OVER!!!
What did the Cow say to the other Cow who said something stupid? YOU ARE UDDER-LY STUPID!!!
What would you call a man who gets sexually aroused and cums in one minute? A MINUTE MAN.
Did you hear about the woman who was walking around small airport and she backed into an airplane propeller that was running on an airplane? The official comment on what happened to her was that the moving propeller on the airplane DIS-ASSED-HER!!!
Let me change the subject to language okay? My friend tried to teach me a little bit of Spanish. I told my friend that I have enough trouble with English but I listened to my friend anyway. For example my friend told me that AQUI means HERE. AQUI means HERE. I thought “A KEY” was something you put into a door to unlock the lock!
Then my friend then told me that QUE means WHAT in Spanish. QUE means WHAT? I thought K was the eleventh letter of the alphabet. I see people in the audience counting letters from A to K then realizing K is the eleventh letter of the alphabet.
Finally my friend told me the most confusing word of all. They said PORQUE means BECAUSE. What the. . .PORQUE means BECAUSE??? Oh come on! EVERYONE knows that PORKY is a cartoon pig!!!
Andrew finishes his comedy items and he asks Bea for feedback.
Bea: All the material is great and I know you will get a lot of responses and laughter from the audience. Thanks for allowing me to critique your updated Stand-Up comedy routine. Sorry that I need to get back to presenting comments for my upcoming wrestling match but but I have limited camera time to present my comments for my upcoming match.
Bill: Thanks for your feedback Bea. Enjoy presenting your comments for your match against Alexandra Calaway.
Andrew: Yes, Bea, your feedback is very helpful.
The video call is ended and the assigned camera person focuses on Bea while she is commenting on her upcoming match with Alexandra Calaway.
Bea: Now that I am done helping Andrew with feedback on his upcoming Stand-Up comedy routine I will now present comments on my upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway. Mentioning statistics of wrestlers involved in a wrestling match with you is always a good way to present statistics and other information. I am coming into my match with Alexandra at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and I am from Lawrenceville, Georgia. Alexandra comes into our match with me at 5 feet 6 inches and the reference sheet says she comes into our match at 125 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us. This should be a great match as it does not happen often that two wrestlers are so close in height and weight for their wrestling match.
Bea looks sternly into the camera.
Bea: So, Alexadra, since there is no height or weight advantage for either of us we now have to look at other items that come into play in our match. I have held one Championship, the Mixed Tag Team Championship, with my husband Bill. It was not a long reign but our accomplishment is duly noted. I wanted to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship but it seemed like everyone but me got the assignments for that Championship. Things like that happen so there is no hard feelings on my part. As for you, Alexandra, I give you credit for holding the Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Hardcore Championship two times. Once in 2023 for four months which was a good run and another in 2024 for two months.
Bea flashes a grins into the camera.
Bea: I am fully capable of wrestling against, and defeating you, Alexandra. The main reason I will defeat you is that you don’t scare me. . .you don’t intimidate me. . .and you cannot intimidate me. I will emerge as the winner of our match and there is nothing you can do to stop me from defeating you. Alexandra please allow me to give you an idea of what things have taken place with me and how I handled them. Once you know what happened to me and how I defused the situation you will probably run away from our match on Sunday rather than running toward our match.
Bea lets out some loud laughter.
Bea: Alexandra I won’t go way back to when I was a girl growing up in Manila, Philippines, to tell you about how I took care of bullies, but I will tell you about some recent items I needed to take care of and resolve. Where me and Bill and Iris live is the city of Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is about 20 miles East of Atlanta. We have a nice shopping mall near our home named Sugarloaf Mills Mall. I am not overly fond of shopping at Sugarloaf Mills Mall but I do go there occasionally. The incident that took place that I want you to know about happened in front of the Macy’s store across from the Food Court. I was browsing in the store window of Macy’s to see if I wanted to go in and purchase something. Before I was able to go into Macy’s a group of 4 mean girls approached me. They were not Asian like me so they teased me and insulted me and demeaned me. When I told them to leave me alone they got physical and started slapping, punching, and kicking me.
Bea rolls her eyes to show her distaste for those mean girls who disrespect others.
Bea: I decided I would just walk away from these mean girls and when I took several steps away from them they surrounded me and started slapping me and shoving me and punching me and hurling anti-Asian insults at me. I was going to just keep walking away until they grabbed the items I purchased at the stores in the mall and threw my purchased on the floor and stomped on them. Just at that time the Mall Security personnel showed up so I assume someone saw what these mean girls were doing and called Mall Security to break it up. I told them I was okay and that I would rather turn and walk away from morons like the girls that were attacking me. The Mall Security personnel stayed between me and the mean girls until I was able to pick up my purchases and move along. But as soon as I recovered all my items the four mean girls pushed past the Mall Security personnel and started to attack me again. The Mall Security personnel asked if I wanted them to help again I told them no and that I will take care of the four means girls. I then asked the Mall Security personnel that if I kicked the crap out of the mean girls if I would get in trouble and the Mall Security personnel, who did not like how the mean girls were insulting me and punching and kicking me, they told me they would not interfere in the altercation but they will stay close to the action in case they are needed to assist.
Bea flashes a huge grin and growls at the mean girls.
Bea: I motioned for the mean girls to bring all they got and see what happens to them. Of course the mean girls took offense to my challenge and they figured with 4 of them and one of me they had the upper hand. When I shouted BRING IT to the mean girls they charged at me. As they tried to punch me, kick me, shove me, and throw me to the floor and into the walls, I shocked them by grabbing one by their arm and slamming her into a concrete wall. Another mean girl charged at me but she fell when she tried to deliver a kick to my body but I blocked her kick, threw her to the floor, and stomped on her and then I kicked her in the head. The remaining mean girls had shocked looks on their faces and they decided that they didn’t want me to beat the hell out of them also. What they did was take off in a run to get out of the Mall but the Mall Security personnel grabbed them and put handcuffs on them then Mall Security apprehended the first two mean girls I beat down. Mall Security told me they called Gwinnett Police and the mean girls will be arrested for assault. I couldn’t help but laugh because these self-proclaimed mean girls, all four of them, got their asses kicked by one little Filipina.
Bea roars with laughter.
Bea: So now my next opponent, who also feels that bullying and threatening others, is Alexandra Calaway. She appears to be a self-proclaimed mean girl. I use the term self-proclaimed to describe Alexandra Calaway as I don’t feel she is even half as mean as I am when I need to be. Alexandra what I did to those mean girls in the Mall I can damn sure do you and a whole lot more! I am fed up with so many members in Sin City Wrestling who talk tough but when the going gets tough for them they resort too using weapons, calling friends to help them out, or some other illegal crap. Nope! That shit isn’t gonna happen in our match Alexandra. You are just going to have to remain in the ring and take the beating I am going to give you and you take the loss to me!
