Author Topic: LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE  (Read 119 times)

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LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE
« on: September 01, 2025, 07:23:55 AM »
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Re: LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2025, 07:39:00 PM »
The Mart of Wals

The stillness of the Walmart parking lot was broken as a yellow taxicab screeched to a halt in front of the entrance. The reason, however, would soon be apparent as the rear passenger door flung open and Anthrax tumbled out of the cab like a deranged circus act. He was a twisted tangle of wild hair, smeared face paint, and mismatched clothes. He popped to his feet in a flash and bolted around the car. He swung open the front passenger door and from inside, a figure emerged. Twisted Sister. A walking nightmare with milky, dead eyes, ghoulish makeup, and an unsettling twitch. She moved like a broken marionette as she stepped out.

Anthrax then slammed the door shut behind her and immediately dashed over to the driver’s side window, planting his hands on the glass and sticking his twisted, grinning face right up to it.


Anthrax: So, Mr. Taxi Man! How much did we owe you? A soul? A tooth? A Johnny Cash song?

The driver, wide-eyed and visibly trembling, didn’t bother to answer. He just hit the gas and peeled off with a screech and vanished into the night, tires leaving rubber like he was escaping a horror movie!

Anthrax: What a sweetheart! He must really like us to give us a free ride!

They practically ran toward the automatic doors of Walmart. Anthrax darted toward the row of shopping carts, leapt into the front of one and yanked it free and spun it around. Twisted Sister didn’t hesitate as she climbed right into the basket with an exaggerated bounce, knees bent to her chest, head tilting at a broken angle. Her dead eyes blinked wide, then wider, then locked on Anthrax.

Twisted Sister: DRIIIVE!!!

Anthrax cackled, running full tilt! They barreled straight into the bakery section, scattering a display of Krispy Kreme donuts like bowling pins. A lone clerk froze, holding a tray of free sample cookies. His face was drained of color at what was coming toward him.

Anthrax skidded the cart to a halt, nose-to-nose with the frightened clerk.


Anthrax: Two of your finest cookies, good sir!

The clerk, shaking, thrust the tray forward. Twisted Sister snatched a cookie with a claw-like hand and stuffed the whole thing into her mouth, chewing with a grotesque smile. Anthrax also took one and chomped down, crumbs exploding across his painted grin.

Anthrax: Delicious! You are a saint among peasants!

The clerk bolted, all but abandoning the tray to the tiled floor with a clatter.

Anthrax: Disgraceful! These people clearly take no pride in their cleanliness!

Anthrax whirled back to Twisted Sister, still perched in the cart, staring down at the remnants of baked cookie goodness.

Anthrax: Where to first!?

Twisted Sister suddenly jerked upright, eyes flashing.

Twisted Sister: TOY DEPARTMENT!!!

Anthrax took off at full sprint, the cart careening toward the distant glow of the toy aisle. The towering shelves of dolls, board games, and plushies loomed over them like a plastic kingdom of innocence that was about to become corrupted. Anthrax skidded the cart sideways with a wild laugh, nearly toppling himself, then plopped down cross-legged on the linoleum floor with a thud.

Twisted Sister leaned over the cart’s edge, reaching for the dolls with clawed hands. The whole cart rocked dangerously as she rummaged through the racks, boxes clattering to the floor.


Twisted Sister: Too blonde! Too pink! Too happy!

Suddenly, she froze. She yanked a dark-haired Barbie from the shelf and held it up to the flickering fluorescent light. Her milky eyes widened. She practically screamed!

Twisted Sister: It’s Alexandra Calaway!

She clutched the doll to her chest, rocking it like a cursed baby. Anthrax clapped like a child watching fireworks, rocking back and forth on the floor.

Anthrax: The resemblance is uncanny! The hair, the soulless stare, plastic everywhere!

Twisted Sister’s head twitched violently, then she whirled on the shelf of Ken dolls. Her fingers clawed through the boxes, flinging Kens left and right until she stopped dead. Her hand trembled as she lifted a box high into the air like an offering to some imaginary god.

Twisted Sister: LJ!!!

She hugged the Ken doll to the dark-haired Barbie, pressing their plastic faces together in a grotesque parody of romance. Anthrax was rolling around on the floor, clearly in hysterics!

Anthrax: Plastic passion in a box! Courtesy of Mattel!

He threw himself backward onto the linoleum, howling with laughter, while Twisted Sister began rocking the dolls together, dropping her voice to a gravelly growl.

Twisted Sister: I love you, Alexandra!

She then snarled in a high-pitched tone.

Twisted Sister: Never leave me, LJ! Even though I'm old enough to be your grandma!

She smashed their plastic faces together in a grotesque kiss, then hurled a box of discarded Kens down the aisle with a maddening snarl! Anthrax drummed his fists against the tile like a child throwing a tantrum of joy, shrieking with laughter.

A security guard rounded the corner, eyes going wide at the disastrous scene of fallen toys. Before he could even speak, Twisted Sister froze mid-jerk, cradling the Barbie and Ken like precious infants.


Twisted Sister: Shhh! They’re sleeping!

The guard just backed away. Slowly. And can you BLAME him!?

Later….

The conveyor belt was littered with crumpled doll boxes, most of them empty. The surviving dark-haired Barbie and Ken doll lay side by side. The cashier, a pale teenager with a blank stare ( they're working at Walmart after all) scanned the dolls without a word. Anthrax leaned on the counter, his grin stretching ear to ear as he watched the checkout process with a morbid, childlike fascination.

The cashier shoved the dolls into a plastic bag and slid it across the counter like  nothing in the world could phase him.


Cashier: Have a nice night.

Anthrax: We always do!

He scooped up the bag, bowed dramatically, and skipped toward the doors. Twisted Sister lurched behind him, arms jerking in rhythm with her crooked steps.



The world seen before you was a carnival of nightmares, part circus, part fevered dream. Strings of carnival lights buzzed and flickered, each bulb stuttering at its own rhythm, casting shadows that danced across ancient and tattered striped tents. The red and white fabric, once festive, now hung like skin in a breeze that wasn't there.

The midway games were grotesque parodies. The ring toss was on severed mannequin arms. Shooting galleries where the targets were cracked porcelain doll heads that shattered with hollow laughs. Stuffed animals hanging limp from nooses instead of hooks. The prizes were rows of glass jars filled with unidentifiable things floating in dirty liquid.

A carousel spun endlessly at the center of the grounds, its paint blistered and horses half-melted, their teeth jagged and too real, their eyes gouged out or glowing with false life. The calliope music wheezed and skipped, like a record played backward, every note warped into something just sharp enough to scrape at the inside of your skull.

The lighting didn’t fall evenly. Spotlights moved of their own accord, illuminating patches of dirt or twisted props. This was no carnival for children or dreamers. This was the painted playground of a mind fractured, a circus conjured not for joy but for madness. A reflection of some psychotic ringmaster who saw beauty in ruin and laughter in screams.

In the center of it all stood Anthrax, the twisted ringmaster. His hair was wild, face paint cracked and smeared from sweat and mania. His striped ringmaster’s coat hung from his shoulders like a bloodstained shroud. He clutched a cracked megaphone in one hand, swinging it loosely by his side, his grin painted wide and unholy. He leaned forward into the stuttering light, eyes bulging, voice bubbling with manic delight.


Anthrax: Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls, freaks of all ages! Step right up, step riiiiight up! Welcome to the greatest show you’ll never survive!

He lifted the megaphone, shrieked into it, then suddenly lowered it, whispering into the camera with venomous glee.

Anthrax: Alexandra Calaway, the dark doll with the thousand-yard stare. Everyone thought you were the nightmare in this little bedtime story. But me?

He giggled.

Anthrax: I saw you for what you were … background noise! You weren’t the one I dragged into my circus. You weren’t the one I built the Funhouse for. No, no, no, my sweet little dollface! You were just the unlucky plus-one who gets to watch the fun of the main attraction!

He dropped the megaphone, letting it CLATTER on the ground. The sound echoed like a gunshot. Anthrax crouched low, crawling toward the camera on all fours, his grin splitting wider.

Anthrax: The one I wanted … The toy I’d been waiting to wind up and break … It was you, LJ Kasey. It. Was. Always. You!

He pressed his face close to the lens, breath fogging it, eyes wild with childlike glee and predatory hunger.

Anthrax: You are going to be my plaything in the Funhouse. My favorite toy in the box. You are gonna dance when I pull your strings, scream when I twist your arms, and when the laughter dies down, you’re going to realize you never left my carnival alive.

He suddenly burst into laughter, rolling back onto the carousel platform, arms wide like a preacher at a sermon.

Anthrax: The rides are ready! The lights are dying! And the audience…! Oh, the audience is hungry! So Alexandra, keep your doll’s face painted and your silence pretty, because you isn’t my game.

His tone dropped, cold, guttural, hateful.

Anthrax: LJ… you are. And in the Funhouse, I don’t win.I like to play … forever.

He collapsed backward onto the carousel, letting it spin him lazily as his cackling grew louder, blending into the distorted carnival music until it was impossible to tell them apart. He crawled toward the camera on all fours, like an animal, giggling under his breath. His voice rose in a sing-song cadence, broken by manic laughter.

Anthrax: We’re gonna have so much fun, LJ! Oh yes, yes, yes! We’d play hide and seek in the shadows, ring toss with your ribs, and when the lights go out… !

He laughed.

Anthrax: I’d be right behind you, whispering, “You’re it!”

He slapped the ground with both palms, laughing hysterically. He then rolled onto his back and stared up at the funhouse ceiling.

Anthrax: I’m going to chase you down the mirrors, twist you in the maze, and when you scream, it'll sound just like music to me! A symphony in my very own playground!

He sat up sharply, eyes wide, pointing into the camera with a trembling finger.

Anthrax: You’re my toy, LJ! Mine! The toy I am gonna pull apart piece by piece until there is nothing left but laughter and dust! So I can look inside and see just what it is that makes you work!

He began to rock back and forth, hugging himself tightly, giggling like he was being tickled by invisible hands.

Anthrax: I can’t wait, LJ! I can't wait to play our games! In the Funhouse, nobody leaves! Nobody wins! We just play forever! Won’t that be FUN!?

His giggles spiraled into cackling and the camera lingered on his cracked face paint before the screen flickered into broken static.

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Re: LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2025, 01:29:26 PM »
The old brick warehouse squatted at the edge of a forgotten street, its walls weathered and cracked. Rusted fire escapes clung desperately to its sides, parts of the rail missing and the descending ladders groaning in the wind of the September night. What had once been a factory now stood converted into a single cavernous loft, though the word converted felt generous.

Inside, the space was dim and uneven, shadows stretching out long with minimal lighting. The concrete floor was scuffed and stained, patched over in places where time and water had done its damage. Old mismatched furniture littered the space, frayed armchairs, a sagging sofa that might have been rescued from a curb, wooden tables marred by cigarette burns and knife gouges. Appliances leaned crooked.

Every corner of the loft was a place where madness could make itself comfortable. Anyone who called this place home would have to be nuts. A fitting thing because …

Against one wall, Anthrax lay sprawled on a battered military cot. The thin mattress sagged beneath his taut but muscled frame. His makeup was half-wiped but still smeared across his face, the dry residue cracking sand painted chips falling off to the blanket that covered him partially. Even in slumber, his body twitched with spasms of laughter, and every so often he let out a maddened, childlike giggle.

Across the loft, another door was half open into the demented world of Twisted Sister who was busy at play with her recent Barbie and Ken purchases. Her room was a shadowed shrine to something both childlike and profane. The centerpiece was a Barbie Dreamhouse, but not one as it was meant to be. Anthrax had long ago“renovated it. Its pastel pink walls had been painted over with dripping black streaks and the plastic windows were broken off, a few remaining but hanging on the plastic hinges. All of Barbie’s luxurious furnishings were replaced by makeshift replacements, crafted from cardboard or bits and pieces dug out of the trash and turned into something else. And where Barbie’s pool should have been, a shallow basin of black ink reflected the dim light like still water in a grave.

Twisted Sister crouched before the Dreamhouse on the worn floorboards, her cracked doll’s face paint smiling too wide, eyes bright and milky. In one hand she clutched the dark-haired Barbie (Alexandra Calaway) and in the other, was the bleached blonde Ken (LJ Kasey).

She set Barbie down in the bedroom of the dreamhouse, her voice pitched high and mocking.

Twisted Sister: Oh, LJ! I baked you a pie! A pie full of secrets! Do you want a slice?

She jerked Barbie forward, shoving an imaginary plate into Ken’s face. Then she snapped Ken’s arm back, her voice dropping to a gravelly growl.

Twisted Sister: What kind of secrets, Alexandra?

Twisted Sister: They’re bones, darling! Baked with love!

She giggled, smacking the two dolls together so violently Barbie’s head popped backward on its hinge. Twisted Sister gasped theatrically, her eyes widening in mock horror.

Twisted Sister: Oh no, LJ, you’ve broken my neck! Now I’m even prettier!

She rocked the Barbie doll gently, stroking its bent head. Then, slowly, she set Ken on the floor and crouched low, making him crawl up the Dreamhouse stairs.

Twisted Sister: Shhh, Alexandra. Broken dolls don’t get to sleep upstairs. Broken dolls belong in the basement.

Her hand shot forward, snatching Barbie up by the hair. She dangled her over the shoebox ‘basement’ and let her drop, giggling when the doll clattered against the foil walls.

Twisted Sister: Nooooo! It’s dark down here, LJ! It smells like forever!

She twitched, then made Ken peer down into the dungeon, his plastic grin catching the lamplight.

Twisted Sister: That’s right, Alexandra. Forever is where you live now.

She slammed the Ken doll down into the dungeon on top of Barbie, their limbs tangling in a grotesque heap. She smacked their faces together over and over, alternating voices rapidly.

Twisted Sister: I love you, LJ!

Twisted Sister: I own you, Alexandra!

Twisted Sister: You’re hurting me!

Twisted Sister: That’s the fun part!

She pulled the dolls out of the dungeon and placed them at the plastic dinner table. Around them, she had set broken bits of other discarded Barbies. Heads, arms, legs … It was like dinner guests at a macabre feast.

Twisted Sister: Welcome, everyone! Dinner is served! Tonight’s special is… ME!

She smashed Barbie face-first onto the table, then made Ken stab at her with a toothpick like a knife.

Twisted Sister: Dig in, my friends! Alexandra tastes divine!

She banged her fists on the floor, rocking back and forth, her laughter breaking into hiccups. Then she stopped, suddenly calm, and carefully laid the dolls side by side in the attic of the Dreamhouse.

Twisted Sister: Goodnight, LJ. Goodnight, Alexandra. May the spiders tuck you in.

She snapped her head toward the corner of the room, eyes wide, listening to a sound that wasn’t there. Her cracked lips stretched into a serene, unsettling smile.

Twisted Sister: They’ll never leave me! They’ll play with me forever!

She curled herself on the floor beside the Dreamhouse, rocking slightly, her eyes never straying from her “babies”.



The world was pink. Not soft, cheerful pink but an overbearing, blinding pink like a jumbo bottle of Pepto Bismol spilled across every surface. Skies painted in neon cotton-candy clouds churned overhead, dripping down like syrupy rain.

Rows of Barbie Dreamhouses rose like crooked towers, their pastel walls warped and oozing, their windows cracked like doll eyes staring blankly. Giant mirrors lined the horizon, reflecting not reality, but fractured smiles that moved out of sync with the world.

In the middle of this nightmare paradise stood a “garden.”

But instead of flowers, it bloomed with life-sized Barbie dolls, half buried in the earth, their limbs twisted at impossible angles. Their glossy hair was matted, their painted smiles cracked. Some were missing arms, others torsos. Some were strung up like scarecrows on candy cane striped poles, their heads dangling loosely to the side, staring with dead eyes.

Aqua’s Barbie Girl, slowed down and reversed, the voices echoing as though they were drowning underwater. And at the center of the garden, seated upon a throne of broken doll parts and candy-colored bones, was Twisted Sister.

She was Barbie incarnate, but not the dream. She was the nightmare. Her cracked porcelain face was smeared with pink blush and lipstick applied far outside the lines. A torn, glittering Barbie gown hung from her frame, shredded at the seams and stained with something darker. A crooked tiara rested on her head, its rhinestones missing like teeth rotted from a smile.

In her hands, she cradled an oversized Barbie head with its hair chopped jagged, its eyes gouged black and she  rocked it like a baby.

Twisted Sister: Shhh! It’s okay, little one. Mommy’s here. Mommy will never let them throw you away!

She pressed the head to her chest, then abruptly snapped upright, shrieking in her gravel-and-honey voice.

Twisted Sister: But the others! The others weren’t perfect!

She stood, towering over the doll garden. All around her, the mangled Barbies began to twitch. Heads turned. Limbs jerked. They started dragging themselves closer, scraping across the candy-colored dirt, their painted grins splitting wider as if they had been waiting for her command.

Twisted Sister: I’m Barbie now! The real Barbie! All the others were just practice dolls!

She ripped the head from the doll she had been cradling and raised it high like a trophy, pink hair spilling down her arm.

Twisted Sister: Ohhh, poor little LJ! Poor, poor chew toy. You’re nothing more than a squeaky bone for Anthrax to gnaw on until the stuffing spills out! Tut-tut-tut. You’re not mine, no. You were never meant for me to play with!

Her cracked lips curled as she suddenly snapped upright, eyes wide.

Twisted Sister: My plaything is fun-sized! My Barbie! My Alexandra!

She tilted her head back and forth, tutting with exaggerated disapproval.

Twisted Sister: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Alexandra Calaway! A boyfriend young enough to be your son! Ohh, the scandal! And people think I’m sick in the head!

She bursts into ragged laughter, clutching her sides, then suddenly goes stone still, staring directly into the camera.

Twisted Sister: But you won’t be thinking about that, will you, Barbie? No, no. You’ll be too busy watching Anthrax twist your pretty little boy-toy into pieces! You’ll be worrying that you’ll never be able to put him back together again!

Her cracked smile stretches further as she leans close, whispering.

Twisted Sister: And while you’re worrying, I’ll be right here. Waiting. Because you’re mine, Alexandra. You’re my toy!

She plucked a dark-haired Barbie from behind her back, stroking its tangled hair with something almost maternal, almost grotesque.

Twisted Sister: You like to play rough, don’t you, Barbie? Ohhh, I’ve seen it! The way you throw your little tantrums in the ring! The way you scratch and claw when you’re cornered. That’s my favorite kind of toy. The ones that squeal and fight and break!

Her laughter rose into a sharp, jagged cackle. She snapped the Barbie’s head back, making it bobble loosely on its neck.

Twisted Sister: But don’t worry, Alexandra! I’ll always be here to play with you! When Anthrax is done breaking LJ, I’ll be here. When the lights go out and you’re all alone in the Funhouse, I’ll be here.

She pressed the Barbie doll to her cheek, swaying like a child with her favorite toy. Her voice dropped to a soft, sing-song whisper.

Twisted Sister: Forever and ever, Barbie. We’ll play … until you break.

Her cracked grin filled the screen before the camera flickered to black.

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2025, 11:40:34 PM »
The door to the apartment creaked open, and LJ stepped inside with his backpack slung over one shoulder, exhaustion written all over his face after a full day of classes. He barely had time to kick off his shoes before....

WHUMP.

His shin smacked into a cardboard box stacked directly in the entryway.

Bloody hell!” LJ yelped, stumbling forward as a tower of empty boxes teetered like a drunk giant. He pinwheeled his arms to try and catch himself, but gravity won out, and he toppled backward into the heap. The crash echoed through the apartment, followed by the rustle of flattened cardboard flopping over him like a bad stage curtain.

From deeper inside the apartment came Ally’s voice, muffled and frantic.

Don’t...! Careful with those, I haven’t sorted...!

Too late.

LJ poked his head out of the box pile, hair sticking up, one flattened box draped over his shoulders like a cape. He blinked, wide-eyed, then muttered, “I see the move-in went well...

Ally emerged from the hallway, arms full of clothes hangers and looking completely frazzled. Strands of her dark hair had fallen loose from the bun she’d started the day with, and she had the look of someone who had been in mortal combat with clutter for hours.

She stopped dead when she saw him half-buried in cardboard. Slowly, she pressed her lips together, "Oh my GOD! Are you okay?

LJ raised a finger, noble and serious, "I’ll live. But the boxes...the boxes didn’t make it, in fact I think one of these boxes is attempting to have relations with me.

That cracked her, a laugh slipped out despite herself. She set the hangers on a chair and moved over to help dig him out, though she wasn’t quick about it.

Honestly, LJ, I told you I was bringing a lot of stuff.

He stood, brushing off dust dramatically, "You didn’t say you were bringing a bloody department store.

Ashlynn needs her things. I need my things. We have lives you know, and not everything could just....vanish.

No, instead it’s multiplied.” LJ shot her a playful grin, "I’m beginning to think the boxes breed when I’m not looking. Like gremlins.

Ally smacked him lightly on the arm, though she was still laughing, "Don’t tempt me to throw you in with them.

LJ leaned against the counter, still catching his breath from the ambush, "I’m starting to think law school is easier than this. At least there I know what I’m up against. Here?” He gestured at the chaos, "This is a war zone.

Ally sighed, then nudged him with her hip, "Well, soldier, grab a box and help. You live here too, remember?

He gave her a look, then grabbed the nearest empty one and plopped it over his head like a helmet, "Fine. Lead the way, Commander.

Ally rolled her eyes, but her grin lingered as she leaned in and kissed him through his cardboard "armor."

You’re ridiculous,” she murmured.

Ridiculous and helpful,” he corrected, muffled under the box, "Don’t forget helpful.

They wrestled with boxes for another hour, shoving empties into corners, taping some shut, flattening others. At one point, LJ discovered a stack labeled “Ashlynn’s Shoes” and nearly fainted at the sheer number.

How many pairs of feet does your daughter have?” he asked incredulously.

Ally only shot him a look that told him to keep moving.

Eventually, though, the floor cleared enough that they could see more carpet than cardboard, and the place began to look less like a storage unit and more like a home.

LJ dropped onto the couch, chest rising and falling as he tried to catch his breath, "If we ever move again, I’m hiring professionals. Or burning everything. One of the two.

Ally sat beside him, curling her legs under her, her body leaning naturally into his side. She looked tired, but in that content, satisfied way of someone who had fought through a long day and made progress.

For a moment, silence fell between them, the kind that felt comfortable rather than empty. LJ turned his head slightly, studying her profile as she brushed a stray hair from her cheek.

Hey,” he said softly.

She glanced at him, brow arched, "What?

He smiled faintly, a little crooked, but honest, "This feels right. You being here. Ashlynn’s things here. All of it. I thought I’d hate losing my space, but...I don’t. Not even a little.

Ally let out a slow breath, her eyes softening. She reached up and cupped his cheek with her hand, her thumb brushing lightly along his jaw, "That’s because you’re stubborn, but you’ve got a good heart.

A good heart?” he teased, leaning into her touch, "So not just a dumb British idiot, then?

Her lips curved, "Not at all. You’re my dumb British idiot.

LJ chuckled, then caught her hand and pressed a kiss to her palm. The exhaustion of the day faded for a moment as he leaned closer, their foreheads brushing together.

I’m glad you’re here,” he whispered.

Me too,” she murmured back, before closing the space and kissing him softly, tenderly, the world of boxes and chaos forgotten for now.

When they pulled back, LJ smirked, "Though next time, remind me to set ground rules: fewer shoes, fewer boxes, and absolutely no surprise shin attacks.

Ally laughed against his shoulder, then kissed him again just to shut him up. The kiss deepened just a little, LJ’s hand sliding instinctively around Ally’s waist, when the front door creaked open.

“Ugh, finally,” came Ashlynn’s voice, tired but dramatic in that way only a teenager could master, "Do you two have any idea how many trips I had to make with those grocery bags...”

She stopped dead, halfway through the threshold, eyes flicking between her mom and LJ tangled together on the couch.

“...Seriously?” she deadpanned, one brow shooting up, "I’m gone for thirty minutes and you guys turn this place into a rom-com?”

Ally broke the kiss instantly, face flushing, while LJ tried, and failed, not to grin, "Hey, you didn’t knock,” he said with a shrug, tone teasing, "That’s on you.

Ashlynn rolled her eyes, marching past them with a grocery bag slung over her arm, "It’s my house now too, remember? You invited me. No knock required.”

Yeah, well,” LJ muttered as she disappeared into the kitchen, “Remind me to set rules about walking in on private moments.

From the kitchen came the rustle of bags, followed by Ashlynn’s voice: “Rule number one: stop making out in the living room like you’re sixteen. God, it’s embarrassing.”

Ally covered her face with her hand, but she was laughing, her shoulders shaking as LJ sat back, utterly unbothered.

I like her,” he said smugly, "She keeps you honest.

Ally shot him a look but couldn’t suppress her smile, "She’s going to eat you alive, you know.

Good thing I can handle myself,” LJ replied with a wink, just as Ashlynn reappeared holding up a box of cereal.

“Also, we’re out of milk,” she announced matter-of-factly, "And you’re the one driving, LJ.”

He groaned, flopping back into the cushions, while Ally laughed until her sides hurt.

------

The Miami night was humid, the glow of neon lights outside his hotel window casting strange shapes against the wall. LJ Kasey sat forward on the edge of the bed, his elbows resting on his knees, his hands loosely clasped. The hum of traffic far below filled the silence, but in his head, it was already replaced by the clanging of steel, the shrieks of a crowd, the dull thud of fists meeting flesh.

Violent Conduct. The Fun House. A cage twisted into something out of a fever dream. Steel bars wrapped in the grotesque trappings of a carnival gone wrong, chains dangling like decorations, chairs suspended like prizes at a midway booth, kendo sticks swaying like piñatas waiting to burst. The smell of sweat and blood would mix with the stench of anticipation, and there would be no exits, no running, no slipping through the cracks. Just four souls trapped in chaos, fighting until only one team was left standing.

And this time, it wasn’t just him.

I’m just paraphrasing of course...and at least I don’t have to go at this one alone.

LJ exhaled, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth as he thought of Ally. His partner. His anchor. His equal. The two of them had already proven their chemistry outside the ring, now they’d prove it inside one of the most sadistic structures SCW could conjure.

But first, Anthrax.

LJ’s brow furrowed, his voice low, steady, when he finally spoke to the camera set up across from him.

Anthrax,” he said, the name dripping with disdain, "Funny how you vanish, disappear into the shadows, like a ghost that SCW forgot about. And now, just when the Fun House opens its doors, you crawl back into the spotlight like some bad memory nobody wanted to relive. You’ve made a career out of chaos, out of being unpredictable, out of making people fear what you’ll do next. But let me make one thing perfectly clear...

He leaned forward, intensity sharpening his tone.

You don’t scare me. You don’t intimidate me. Because I welcome the chaos. I thrive in it. This cage, this carnival of carnage, it isn’t your playground. It’s our proving ground. Mine and Ally’s. You’ve made a career out of being the freak in the shadows. The one people whisper about, the nightmare they hope doesn’t get booked across from them. For years, you thrived on it all, the intimidation, unpredictability, the smell of fear before the bell even rang. And for a long time, I admit... It worked. People cracked under it. People folded.

His lips curled into something sharper, the faintest edge of a grin that didn’t reach his eyes.

But here’s the problem with ghosts, Anthrax, they fade. You’ve been gone. Disappeared. And when you finally show your face again, you think you can just walk into a Fun House match and make it yours? You think you’re still the monster under the bed?

LJ leaned forward, voice dropping, intensity climbing.

You’re not the monster anymore. You’re a relic. A shadow of what you used to be. And I’m the one dragging you out into the light. You call yourself unpredictable, dangerous, unhinged? Good. I want that. Because every punch, every chair, every chain you swing at me in that cage, I’ll eat it, and I’ll keep coming. And when you finally realize you can’t break me, when you see I don’t fear you — that’s when the real nightmare starts.

He stood, pacing slowly, running a hand through his hair as the words poured out, conviction in every syllable.

You see, people still look at me and think ‘rookie,’ think ‘Miles’ little brother,’ think I’m just some Brit lucky to get a few breaks. But at Violent Conduct, in the middle of that nightmare carnival, there won’t be any luck. Just survival. And I plan to do more than survive, I plan to dominate. To take every twisted weapon, every ounce of pain, and use it to send a message loud enough that the entire SCW universe won’t be able to ignore it.

He stopped pacing, gaze locked on the camera, his voice softening but sharpening like a blade.

And Ally? She’s not some accessory in this fight. She’s not just my other half, she’s a weapon all her own. Twisted Sister doesn’t know what she’s walking into. Because together, me and Ally aren’t two individuals. We’re a storm. A force. And when the Fun House doors slam shut, it’s going to be Anthrax and Sister learning firsthand what happens when you underestimate us.

LJ let a grin spread across his face, equal parts menace and anticipation.

The carnival may belong to you on paper, Anthrax. But when that bell rings? The Fun House belongs to us.

He stopped pacing, eyes narrowing, his tone dropping like a hammer.

You think you’re chaos, Anthrax? You haven’t seen anything yet. I’m sick of waiting for opportunity. Sick of being told to wait my turn. This is my turn. This is our turn. And at Violent Conduct, you’re not going to be the monster they remember, you’re going to be the example.

The hotel room door clicked open, and Ally stepped in quietly. She didn’t speak, just leaned against the frame, watching him with that steady gaze that always cut through the noise. LJ glanced her way, a brief grin breaking through his intensity before he looked back to the camera.

And with her by my side? That carnival doesn’t stand a chance.

He reached over, flicked the camera off. The screen went black.

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Re: LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2025, 11:55:59 PM »
Early Mornings In Vegas
LJs Apartment
Las Vegas, Nevada


The sun had started to brush through the windows of LJ’s bedroom. Bathing Alexandra in the warmth of the morning sunlight, she rolled over and kissed LJ’s head, before slipping from the bed. Slipping into her slippers and wrapping a robe around her body she made her way to the kitchen. She had slipped out the day before to grab some groceries, wanting to have a full breakfast prepared for them before they headed out.  LJ to Law School and Ash to her first day at The Meadows School. Getting to work she quickly made them breakfast and before she could finish plating the food, she felt an arm slip around her waist. 

“Good morning Angel,” LJ’s lips brushed across her jawline and she turned slightly to look up at him.

“Good morning darling,” Alexandra laughed and leaned against him. “Breakfast is almost ready and I’m sure Ash will be down soon.”

“I smell bacon,” came a voice from behind her.  Ashlynn padded into the room, a book bag slung over her shoulder, which was quickly discarded on the floor.

“I took the liberty of making you guys some breakfast. I know it’s not always this big of a thing, but I wanted to do something nice for you both.” A bright smile crossed Alexandra’s face.

Alexandra finished plating their food and putting it on the island counter so that they could eat. She watched as Ashlynn poured herself some juice and sat it down next to her food and sat down. Alexandra handed LJ a cup of coffee and sat down to join them.

Ashlynn dug into her bacon with a grin. “You spoil me mom. Most mornings, I’m lucky if I grab a granola bar before running out the door.”

Alexandra arched her brow. “That’s exactly why I wanted to slow things down today. You’ve been burning the candle at both ends lately, homework, SAT prep.”

“Don’t forget late night FaceTiming with her friends,” LJ teased, earning a dramatic sigh from Ashlynn.

“Seriously, Mom, Da" she quickly catches herself. "LJ,” she said, trying to hide the almost slip up, hoping he hadn’t caught it. Her tone was more playful than defensive. “Junior year’s no joke. Half the time it feels like every teacher thinks their class is the only one I have.”

Alexandra reached across and touched her daughter’s hand. “I know, sweetheart. But you’re managing it beautifully. You just have to remember to take care of yourself in between all of it.”

Ashlynn softened at that, her smile less guarded. “Thanks, Mom. I’ll survive. It’s just,” a sigh escaped her lips “a lot.”

Alexandra looked over at LJ, noticing his interest in the conversation. She knew Ashlynn liked having LJ around someone else to be the buffer between them sometimes. It also helped to have a second person around in moments like this.

LJ nodded, sipping his coffee. “That’s what this home is for, to be your place to breathe when the world feels like too much. I want you to feel comfortable here. It’s your home too.”

For a moment, Ashlynn let the words sink in before returning to her plate. The hum of everyday life, the scrape of chairs, the clink of silverware, the smell of coffee and bacon, settled over them like a comfort they didn’t take for granted. They all finished their meal and Alexandra moved over to take the plates to the sink, getting everything ready to clean up.

Ashlynn grabbed her bag and made her way over to her mother kissing her cheek. “I need to go now if I plan on catching my bus. The Meadows School waits for no one.”

“Have a good day sweetheart and be safe,” Alexandra smiled a little. The fear of her daughter alone in a new city still crept over her.

“Mom, it’s not that far, I’ll be fine,” with that Ashlynn was gone for the door before another word could be said.

“That’s my cue as well. I need to get to the campus.” LJ stood and moved towards Alexandra, turning her away from the sink and capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. “Have a good day Angel and don’t work too hard. We got the show this weekend.”

“I won’t” Alexandra nodded and tried so hard to not let go of him. “I’d tell you not to work hard, but it’s law school.” A chuckle left her lips.

“I’ll be home before you know it.” he pulled away and put his blazer on, before kissing her again a bit longer this time. “I love you, Alexandra.”

“I love you too LJ,” she watched as he smiled and pulled away, disappearing out the door.

Turning back to the sink she takes her time to clean the dishes, making sure to get everything handled up and put away, before moving to look at the articles for the show. She knew nothing of her opponents and yet she didn’t fear the unknown. She trusted what she and LJ could do together in that ring; they had proven it against Logan and Brooke as well as against Justin Smith and Song. Anthrax and Twisted Sister may be a different breed altogether but still nothing to fear.


Barbed Wire and Roses
Lost Weekend Staircase
Miami Beach, Florida


The flight to Miami from Las Vegas hadn’t been hard on them at all. Finding their hotel rooms, the two headed out for Alexandra’s filming place. Lost Weekend club, after speaking with the manager for about thirty minutes, they had access to the club before hours. The camera was set up and there was no time left to waste.

“Let’s do this,” Alexandra looked up at LJ with a smile.

“Right behind you Angel, this is your time.”

Alexandra sat down on the step, on the step behind her sat LJ, sunglasses on, even though it was indoors in the middle of the day. She took a moment to lick her polished lips before speaking.

“So it seems either myself or LJ, or both of us, have managed to garner the attention and ire of Anthrax and Twisted Sister. Personally I don’t think I know either of these two individuals, but as I’ve said all along. There’s always someone else out there who thinks they are crazier or darker than YOU think you are. I mean, just look at Victoria Lyons.”

She gave a quick moment of pause, knowing that this match wasn’t going to be easy. From what she could find about these two, they were as crazy as crazy could be. Even crazier than she had ever pretended to be. That was the thing most people forgot about the industry. Crazy is a common gimmick around it, but violence, the kind that comes from Funhouse matches, Alexandra had made a career on.

“It’s Violent Conduct everyone. And would you know it, they put the hottest new couple as the opening match for the banger show of the year. LJ and I, we’ve torn through several other mixed tag teams and shown time and time again both in the ring together and apart that we are willing to push the limits, to do whatever must be done to win. Weapons or no weapons.”

She looks up at LJ who lowers his sunglasses for a moment letting her talk, but nodding in agreement.

“You see Anthrax, I’m not going to waste my valuable time on addressing you directly, LJ more than had that covered. But I will say this, you don’t scare me. I don’t scare as easily as some of these other women. I used to fight men like you, before coming here. However, since I cannot fight you in the ring, sadly, it’s against the rules, I’ll just say this, Twisted Sister will experience what it’s like to be in there with me, and she can fill you in.”

Leaning back she kissed LJ’s cheek and then sat back up.

“Twisted Sister, let me address you directly my dear little doll. I’ve seen people like you, faced them, countless times over and it’s ended the same way. With their clown paint washed away, mingling with the blood we spilled and guess what, they wound up flat on their backs with me pinning them for the three count. You’ll be no different.”

The camera holds on Alexandra for a few moments before panning up to LJ who smirks and gives that air of confidence he always has.

“They say for every rise, there is a fall. Much like this staircase we are on, climbing ever upwards in this industry is what we all do. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, upwards is always the goal. We all know too well what’s at stake here, what can happen in this type of match. Hell I’ll even admit it. Matches like this, they take years off a person's career and I’ve been in a lot of them.”

The camera pans out to posters from past shows at the Lost Weekend, it zooms in on one entitled Funhouse, with the picture of a creepy carnival and some deadly looking clowns on it. Alexandra looks up at it and laughs.

“If you think the grease paint and ominous vibes scare either of us. You have no clue who you are going up against. Look, we've both taken our lumps and proven that this company needs us, win or lose, our names are mentioned in meetings, we are pushed into some of the highest caliber matches, hell we put asses in the seats week in and week out.”

A soft laugh leaves her and she see’s LJ’s hand come out for hers.

“And at Violent Conduct Twisted Sister, Anthrax, you two get to see just what we do to people who stand against us. Hell, maybe go pull Logan out of whatever bottle he’s in the bottom of and ask him, ask his little baby doll Brooke, then meet us in the Funhouse, I’ll be glad to make you bleed.”

With that, LJ pulls her into a kiss and the camera fades to black.