WHO IN THE HELL IS LIAM DAVIS?
Narrator: I just got off a video chat with Bill Barnhart. He said his match against Liam Davis is going to be amazingly fun for him and he expects to get a quick win over Liam. This is going to be a great match to open this edition of Climax Control.
The scene switches from a shot of the Narrator who provides lead-in comments for Bill and Bea Barnhart leading up to their matches to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing on the couch in Bill’s dressing room as he gets prepared to open Climax Control 432. When the camera person is fully set up and broadcasting Bill launches into his comments on his match against Liam Davis.
Bill: Before I begin tearing down Liam Davis I wish to comment on the recent incidents that have happened in Sin City Wrestling concerning Felix Hernandez. I have been friends with Felix for a long time but his recent actions have gone way over the line and me and Bea have no more tolerance with Hernandez. I have warned Felix to back down but he seems to be hallucinating, or something like that, and what he did recently with Justin Smith crossed over the line that should not have been crossed. I see that Justin has a match against Alex Jones and me and Bea are going to ensure that Justin doesn’t get confronted or attacked by Felix. With that said to open my comments is there anything you wish to add Bea?
Bea: You already know that I told Hernandez that I am no longer going to serve as his Manager after what he did to Justin Smith so he is on his own now. I will focus my Manager duties on you from here out.
Bill: With opening comments out of the way I will now switch to talking about my match against Liam Davis. So, Liam, you seem to be one of those wrestlers who run around bragging about what you have accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. Seems pathetic to me for you to do that since I don’t see your name listed as a holder of the Championships in Sin City Wrestling. I guess that is simply wishful thinking on your part. Wishful thinking is okay if you are capable of following through and achieve verifiable results. But, alas, that is not what you have done here in Sin City Wrestling as my search has revealed.
Bea: There is nothing wrong with a wrestler bragging about verified achievements but when they talk in circles about non-existent achievements that is where things go off the grid.
Bill: Next on my list of items to talk about is how me and Liam measure up against each other. I looked at your information sheet Liam and I see you are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 220 pounds while I am coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. So let me get a few things straight here. You are six inches shorter than me but you are carrying 220 pounds of weight. And all this time I thought The Troll was a bit overweight for his size. I am coming into our match with 6 inches in height advantage over you and 20 pounds of weight and a very long history in the sport of Wrestling and I have held more Championships than you dream about trying to obtain. The difference is that you are carrying your 220 pounds of weight on a small frame while I am built like a Bulldozer and I love running over things and destroying them.
Bea: Nice comments Bill.
A notification sound comes on Bea’s laptop so she opens her laptop to see who is contacting her.
Bea: Bill. . .this is a video call request from Felix Hernandez. Should I answer it while we are presenting our comments on your upcoming match against Liam Davis?
Bill: Of course! Let him implicate himself with his own comments.
Bea opens the video call on her laptop computer.
Bea: Hi, Felix, how are you doing?
Felix: How do you think I am doing when you and Bill turned on me and now you are supporting Justin Smith?
Bea: Whoa! Back down and tone down the comments Felix! That was your decision Felix to turn on me and Bill. We didn’t have any input on what you did recently to Justin Smith. The only reason we stepped is was because Justin is an overall nice person and he didn’t deserve to be the focus of your foul comments. Myself and Bill had no input on what you did and we only stepped in once you went off on Justin.
Bill: Now I am hearing rumors that you told Justin Smith that you are demanding a Retirement match against him at the next SuperCard where the loser of the match has to retire from the sport of wrestling. Is that true or is it just a rumor?
Felix: It is the truth Bill. And after I defeat Justin and send him into retirement I am coming after you in a Retirement match and send you into a retirement home.
Bill: Nice idle threats Felix. You have to get by Justin Smith first and that will not be easy for you to accomplish. And if you think you can take me out and send me into retirement you are hallucinating. Many have tried over my long wrestling career and all have failed and so you will fail also. Sorry to cut you short with your comments but I am in the middle of airing comments for my match against Liam Davis. You can end the video call now Bea.
Bea quickly ends the video call and she adds a temporary block to prevent Felix Hernandez from doing a video call with her and Bill until she removes the block.
Bea: Well that block should stir up the emotions for Felix.
Bill: Not enough for him to be able to defeat Justin Smith if, and when, that Retirement match takes place.
Bill pauses his comments for a short time to get a snack and a drink for himself and Bea then he returns to sitting on the couch.
Bill: Liam I have glanced over your Bio sheet, or information sheet if you want to call it that, and I find you to be the typical easy to predict what you will do next type of wrestler. You can create the most interesting and so-called hard-hitting names for your moves and holds but the fact remains that if what you use as holds and moves cannot achieve the desired results then you are a failure. Tell me, Liam, when you looked out over the crowd did you see a lot of of the fans dressed in Police Officer attire? Nope! But when you looked out over the crowd and saw over half the fans dressed in Bill Barnhart wrestling attire, with some holding an English Bulldog stuffed animal, and chanting my name, did that bother you and piss you off and make you mad? Well, Liam, I damn sure hope you come to the ring and step into the ring with a pissed off attitude because wrestlers who come into a match with an attitude usually leave the match having their ass handed to them by their opponent.
Bea: Don’t you think you are being a bit too hard on Liam?
Bill: HELL NO!!! Bea when I first came to Sin City Wrestling over half the other wrestlers were nice and polite to me. Then when I started getting shots at Championships they got jealous of me. Then when I won several Championships they mutated from jealous to vicious towards me. Well they can be jealous all they want but the fact remains that I held many Championships in the four Wrestling Federations where I worked before I signed up with Sin City Wrestling. Anyone who thinks I am an easy mark for them to take out to the trash dumpster I will tell them to talk to Management and have them ask them to be assigned to a match against me. I can defeat anyone and I fear nobody.
Bea: As your Manager I will ensure you get a fair match called by the Referee of your match. And if Felix Hernandez runs down to ringside to try to interfere in your match to try to make you lose I will take him out. . .and I don’t mean that I will take him out, but not for dinner. . .ha ha ha!!!
Bill: Thanks Bea. Nice to know I have you in my corner and you are watching my back. If Felix shows up at my match to try to stir up trouble and interfere in my match you do whatever you need to do to take him out.
Bea: I always have your back Bill. Is there anything else you want to comment on before I inform the camera person that you are done with your comments for today?
Bill: I will close my comments by informing Lian Davis by informing him that he should have stayed working at the Police Department because the hazards there that cause injuries are way less than the hazards here in the sport of Wrestling that cause injuries. Liam after I defeat you and you are no longer mentally and physically willing to continue working in the sport of Wrestling I am sure if you go back to the Police Department you used to work for they can find a position for you to fill. I heard that the Police Department needs efficient Janitors. HAR HAR HAR!!!
While Bill is in a fit of loud uncontrollable laughter at his comments toward Lian Davis we see Bea motion to the camera person to indicate that Bill’s comments are done and that the camera person can cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.
