I GOT THE TROLL AGAIN IN A WRESTLING MATCH AND THIS TIME IT IS TO QUALIFY FOR THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH COMING UP SOON
Narrator: I spoke with Bill Barnhart prior to coming on live on camera to give you my opening comments. First I want you to know that Bill is happy that Bea was cleared by their family doctor, Doctor Kim, to wrestle. At Climax Control 417 Bea is facing an opponent who is unknown to her, but apparently they appear to be somewhat known to others in Sin City Wrestling. Bea said she is ready to go and we will find out at Climax Control 417. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart who has things to say about facing The Troll again.
When the scene shifts from the Narrator to the hotel room where Bill and Bea are residing during Climax Control 417 the first thing we see is Bill walking across the room, carrying a coffee cup in his hand, and then taking a seat on the couch. A short time later we get a shot of Bea walking across the room and she sits next to Bill. Although Bea has been cleared to wrestle by Doctor Kim when we look at Bea and see the numerous scars she experienced in her Street Fight match recently we are surprised she took the offer to be assigned to a match. Bill takes a drink of his coffee then he launches into his comments for his upcoming match.
Bill: Bea it is great to have you back on tour with me. I know Doctor Kim cleared you to wrestle but are you sure you are okay to face an opponent who is known to be aggressive and brutal in the ring?
Bea: HELL YEAH I’M READY!!! I am not going to allow a few scratches and bruises keep me out of the wrestling ring and for damn sure I am not intimidated by someone who has been inactive in wrestling for around ten years.
Bill: I know you are ready Bea. It is great to have you on tour with me again. Maybe soon Management will allow us to bring Iris with us so she doesn’t miss us so much when she has to stay home when we travel to do our wrestling. If you want to make comments on my match against The Troll while I am taking about my upcoming match against him please feel free to jump in with your comments.
Bea: I will keep quiet while you talk to, and about, The Troll. I will have enough to say when I give present my comments to Necra Octavian Kane.
Bill thanks Bea for her comments and he again informs her that any time she wishes to jump into the conversation to make comments it is okay with him.
Bill: I will start my comments by stating that I asked Bea to stay backstage during my match against The Troll. There are several reasons for this request. I do not want Bea to be exposed at ringside to possible attacks from her opponent, and their friends, to try to take Bea down before their match takes place. We want to make sure that Bea’s opponent doesn’t try to get a cheap win. Another reason is that since The Troll is easier to take out than taking a bag of trash to the dumpster so there is no need for Bea to be at ringside as my Manager.
Bill takes another drink of his coffee.
Bill: The Troll is an easy opponent to defeat. There really isn’t a lot that any of his opponents need to do to defeat him. The Troll is obese. The Troll is dimwitted. The Troll is very slow in the wrestling ring. And The Troll is easily distracted. So the win will be easily obtained by me.
Bill sips more of his coffee.
Bill: I have had several matches against The Troll. I saw how pathetic and slow he is. I easily distracted him and kept him disoriented. I remember one time that I tossed a large bag of Snickers bars into the ring and The Troll dove onto the Snickers bars and he was so distracted that he lost the match. No. . .I do not have plans of throwing a bag or two of Snickers bars into the ring to distract The Troll. I mean, come on, the guy is already distracted just waking up and getting out of bed and even more distracted when he gets dressed and he tries to tie his shoes.
Both Bill and Bea bust out with loud laughter over Bill’s comments concerning The Troll.
Bill: So, Gabriel Thomas Wank…ewww…what a hell of a pathetic given name…are you ready for another round of me beating the hell out of you and walking away with the win? Not like you have a choice eh? There is no way you can defeat me and you know it. Remember that you are giving up eight inches of height to me. Although you have 12 pounds of weight over me those extra pounds will not be an advantage for you. When you struggle to waddle around the ring, try to catch up to me, while I am beating you down, I will be laughing so hard that the wrestling ring will vibrate.
Bill informs the camera person that he will make his closing comments then the camera person can cut their camera feed.
Bill: I am in our match to win it and get into the Elimination Champion match that is coming up. You are not going to stop me from moving up while you are moving down. And, Gabriel, since I am a fun and nice guy after I humiliate you in our match, and I move on to the Elimination Chamber match, I may be nice to you and have a large bag of Snickers Bars delivered to your basement bedroom that is in your Mother’s house. Har har har!!!
Bill finishes his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed.
