”You ever look at a match and think “Christian booked this for shits and giggles? Well, I don’t need to think that way regarding my third Into the Voice match in SCW, because he more or less confirmed it on Twitter.
And what is that match you ask? Why, it’s the clash of the Crystals! Except not really because one’s Australian and spells her name with a K and the other has gone through so many name changes over the years that you need a giant conspiracy board just to keep track, who also happens to be a multi time champion and a Hall of Famer.
And probably one of the more controversial Hall of Famers at that, that’s right I’m talking about Crystal Zdunich, someone who at one point was so hated that they were legit considering booting her out of the Hall of Fame.
Pretty sure Jessie said that the Troll had more Hall of Fame credibility than her too, either way? She’s on her latest redemption arc, will it stick who knows? Will I beat her? Abosofuckinglutely!”
Krystal’s hotel room. Ford Island, Hawaii
Tuesday the 28th of May 2024, 13:00pm
It’s the day after Krystal’s last minute match at Into the Void was announced and the Aussie wrestler is bemused.
”I’ve been in SCW for nearly four years and they waited this long to book me against the other Crystal.” Krystal commented dryly as she looked at the matchup in question, or rather the tweet from SCW Co Owner Christian Underwood announcing said match. ”I’d say the fact that he didn’t reply to my quote tweet wondering which commentator pissed in his cereal that morning pretty much confirms that yes, he booked the match for the lols.”
”Charlotte, did you seriously just say “for the lols” without a single shred or irony?” Makayla asked with an amused look on her face and Krystal shook her head. ”Just don’t use it in the promo against the other Crystal, you’ll never hear the end of it otherwise.”
”You mean like how I never hear the end of it from idiots like Julianna and Kayla who only look at my recent record and not what I’ve done for the division as a whole?!” Krystal frowned in response as she rolled her eyes. ”Besides, Crystal’s just another pretender to my throne, someone who was one Bombshell Roulette Champion, held it after me and failed to come close to my legacy, Melissa was the first opponent I’ve faced since then and Crystal will be the second.”
”Not to be pedantic but wasn’t Alexandra the first? You faced her when she was gearing to challenge Julianna, a match that could happen again if they win their matches at Into the Void I might add.” Makayla responded and Krystal rolled her eyes in response. ”What? I’m just saying!”
”And I’m just saying that being pedantic for the sake of being pedantic doesn’t suit you Makayla, besides, Alexandra doesn’t count, because no one was sure what she was going to do in the wake of losing the title to Bobbie.” Krystal responded as she shook her head and Makayla nodded. ”There’s also the King and Queen for a Day Matches and what effects, if any, those will have on the title scene.”
”If history has taught us anything, probably very little, I think the last time a title changed hands during a Queen for a Day episode was after Crystal won it herself now that I think about it.” Makayla responded as she sat down on her bed and Krystal nodded. ”When the title was usually being hot potatoed around and decently long title reigns were few and far between.”
”Another trend I don’t get enough credit for ending, sure there’s a chance Luna will take the title off Alexandra next Sunday but does anyone not named Luna actually see that happening?” Krystal responded before pausing. ”I’d excuse Raven from that but I think he’s more interested in securing a World Title Match at Summer XXXTreme.”
”No doubt about that.” Makayla nodded in agreement before Krystal stood up and went over to the door. ”Where are you going?”
”Off for a walk, maybe I’ll get my promo done, who knows?” Krystal responded with a shrug before she headed out.
(Krystal’s inner thoughts)
”Who’s the more divisive Bombshell who happens to have the name Crystal hmmm?
One’s an extremely talented, gorgeous young woman who has put on banger after banger since she signed with SCW in the dark days of 2020, and the other is Crystal Zdunich, the difference should be clear as day but some people just don’t see it.
You’d think the fact that we have different skin tones and are from different parts of the world would’ve clued people in by now but now, we’re like that meme where a woman is being asked by corporate to tell the difference between two pictures and she says that they are the same picture.
If she says that about us then she’s deaf, blind, and dumb, there’s no other way around it.”
Walking down the pier. Ford Island, Hawaii
Tuesday the 28th of May 2024, 15:00pm
*promo time*
Question!
”So this is something I’ve been wondering ever since the tour started, did Christian book this tour after watching a bunch of History Channel Documentaries? The good ones I mean, not the shit with the idiots saying that Aliens built the pyramids.” I commented as I walked down the pier. ”Or more specifically, war documentaries, look at the places we’ve visited, Hastings, two locations in France that played key roles in WW2, Troy, Gettysburg and now Pearl Harbor, if I seems like I’m stalling for time, what the fuck else do you expect me to do when this match against the other Crystal got sprung on me at the last minute?!”
Honestly!
”For those keeping track of my Into the Void score at home, I’ve gone from winning the Roulette Title at my first, Queen for a Day Ladder Match at my second, dealing with Tempest being a hired gun sent after me by the Go Gym because of my actions at least year’s Blaze of Glory, and thrown together match with the other Crystal, I can only assume that this is for shits and giggles!” Krystal added as she folded her arms. ”And in case the different skin tone, accent, hair colour or literally anything else that’s different between me and the bad Crystal didn’t give it away? My name’s spelt with a K, hers is spelt with a C, remember that!”
It's that simple.
”Crystal with a CC, we’re both viewed as the Bombshell Division’s pariahs by idiots who can’t grasp that we’ll be more memorable than them in the long run but who is truly better between us? Mae, and I’ll prove it at Into the Void!” Krystal stated with a scowl on her face as she folded her arms. ”And at Influencing the Division Part IX: Different Spellings? Believe me, you’ll wish that you had stayed fired.”
And with that Krystal decided to wrap things up.
”Was this match booked for shits and giggles or did Christian truly have it in for the commentators? Either way? I’m about to tie my Into the Void score up at two apiece, this won’t be as career defining as my Roulette Title Win but beating your useless as will be satisfying all the same.” Krystal added as she started to walk off. ”Because I kick ass for the content!”
Krystal walked off as the scene fades.
