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JACK WASHINGTON v FENRIS - UNICORN PUDDING
« on: August 30, 2021, 06:15:29 AM »
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Re: JACK WASHINGTON v FENRIS - UNICORN PUDDING
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2021, 11:44:54 PM »
Prologue:

Jack made his triumphant return to SCW wrestling just a couple of weeks ago, a successful match and victory over Austin James Mercer. Jack made no bones about what his future plans were, and that was to challenge for the SCW World championship in the near future. Jack laid out the challenge, and expected it to be answered or accepted, but before that couple happen, Candy, SCW’s newest management figure placed Jack in a different match for Violent Conduct, putting her own spin on things and throwing a wrench into Jack’s plan. Now, Jack would be facing off with Fenris, an SCW mainstay in something called a “Unicorn Pudding” match, and Jack was clearly unhappy about it. So much so, that he tweeted about it, which in these days was rare for Jack to do. But in the second half of that tweet, Jack did mention that he would participate in said match, even though he felt it beneath him, as he was now looking at this as simply a match to get through, and remove any and all doubts that he was a true contender to the world championship. The question now was whether or not Jack’s match would even take place, as even his opponent, was shocked and appalled by the match type, and was even threatening to not participate at all. Jack was still going to prepare as if this match was going to take place, as he planned on winning, regardless.

 

Outside the ring, Jack’s plan with Sonny was successful as the drugs coming out of his building were attacked and destroyed by Sonny’s people to mess with the Mexicans. The whole idea was that Jack could make the Mexican re-think this deal, if the attacks continued. Jack wasn’t in the security providing business, just sheltering. The attack was beneficial, and Jack played his part in acting like this was a bad thing, though he was very, very happy that none of the blame was on him. The only flaw in Jack’s plan seemed to be that he probably too quickly placed the blame on a “mole” in the group. Though this may end up speeding up the disolussion of the deal with the Mexican’s it was just the first attack after weeks of successful drops. Jack would need to smooth this out with Ana Sofia before it went any further and things go out of hand. 

 

So Jack wasn’t quite out of the woods just yet, but it was going to be trying his best to get out of not one, but two sticky situations, before they got worse. Only time would tell how successful Jack would be.

 

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Empty Parking Lot

Las Vegas, NV


 

Jack sat in his car alone and waited. Arriving at some point would be Ana Sofia to discuss what happened with Sonny’s men messing up the shipment. Jack knew he had to make this convincing, but also knew that if Ana Sofia saw through anything Jack was doing, the problem would escalate to a situation that Jack was not going to be prepared for. 

 

He readied himself as soon, a limo pulled into the parking lot and stopped. Headlights off, and a man got out of the limo, as Jack opened up his car door and was approached. 

 

Man: Mr. Jack.

 

Jack: I know the drill.

 

Jack extended his arm to be patted down. This happened every time he came into contact with Ana Sofia, or was going to. Ana Sofia took no chances when it came to meetings. Jack soon escorted to the limo after the pat down was clean. He was ushered in and the door closed, with the man standing right beside the door. Inside were two more men who were no doubt armed in case anything happened, and Ana Sofia, who sat with a less than pleasant look on her face.

 

Ana Sofia: Mr. Jack, I do not understand how this happened.

 

Jack: They had to be watching, waiting for the moment to strike. That’s all I can figure, either that, or someone is setting both of us up to be ripped off. 

 

Ana Sofia: Maybe they watch, maybe they watch. I know these men you have, they are good men. They are loyal to me and they will not betray me. 

 

Jack: If you say so, Ms. Ana Sofia.

 

Ana Sofia: I know this, Mr. Jack. I know the men I send to you are good men, they work hard, they get paid. They will not betray me. So maybe it is your people.

 

Jack: My people are just watching and doing security for a delivery. They don’t know what goes in, or what goes out. All they say is a truck come in, and a truck come out like any other delivery that comes into the Casino. They don’t know anything. I made sure of it. So it’s not my people.

 

Ana Sofia: Do you think there is person who is betraying us?

 

The question stops Jack in his tracks for a second, he looks around for a moment, and then shrugs.

 

Jack: I don’t know. I may have been a little too hasty in saying that and I want to believe that someone just watched and made the hit. I was angry and upset when I said that. I wasn’t thinking clearly about the whole thing. I was mad about losing money. You know how that is. I don’t want to lose money, and neither do you, and I certainly don’t wanna lose money for you. You paid me a lot in our deal to help you move your stuff, and that’s not something I take lightly.

 

Ana Sofia stared at Jack for the longest time. She was unsure of him now. This, combined with the woman he failed to kill made her weary of him. She finally took a breath and broke the silence.

 

Ana Sofia: Mr. Jack, this is very troubling, and I do not know if you can be a part of this anymore. You, you have been loyal to me, and maybe this was one time. We must be more careful about when we do this moving. 

 

Jack: Of course.

 

Ana Sofia: All movements must be done at night, after the midnight hour. You will know this and only you. I will instruct my men to move at the time. We will see who is being loyal and who is not being loyal.

 

Jack: You have my word, Ms. Ana Sofia. If I was betraying you, why would I not just make the move after the 1st time? I already know the schedule and I already have the times, but many of them went through perfectly. This was us being too predictable I feel. If we change our times, maybe vary our times, we are less predictable, and then, maybe we can catch them in the act.

 

Ana Sofia again stared at Jack and then slowly nodded her head.

 

Ana Sofia: Yes, but it will be after the midnight hour. 

 

Jack: Of course.

 

Ana Sofia: Very well, we will speak again Mr. Jack.

 

Ana Sofia motioned for the man on Jack’s left to knock on the door. The man outside opened the door and Jack exited and went back to his car. He waited until Ana Sofia’s limo drove away before he too vacated the area, Jack unsure if he dodged a bullet or not. 

 

 

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Washington Estate,

Las Vegas, NV.


 

Jack quickly drove himself home and came inside. He plopped himself on the couch and sat there in for a moment before Brian wandered into the kitchen again, shaking his head the entire time.

 

Brian: Well, you’re alive, so I guess it went well, right?

 

Jack: Maybe. I don’t know. She kept asking about changing the time, which is fine, I think I got her off the trail I went down a little early. 

 

Brian: It’s a dangerous game lying to powerful people.

 

Jack: I know that, but the fact is I can’t have this at the Casino. I need to get it out, and this is the only way to do it.

 

Brian: It’s not the only way.

 

Jack glared at Brian

 

Jack: I’m not doing that thing with Jessica. It’s not happening. I’m not a snitch.

 

Brian: But you are, aren’t you?

 

Jack: What the hell are you talking about?

 

Brian: You’re ratting out Ana Sofia to Sonny. Or did I miss the part where Sonny magically figured out which trucks to hit? You’re ratting people out to save your skin.

 

Jack angrily got up and scoffed.

 

Jack: I’m not doing anything like that. It’s bad business to have a god damn drug operation operating in my casino. Period. What am I supposed to do, just cut the shit off and then what? Then what Brian? They come for me, they come for you, they come for Jason? They kill all of us and then fucking Benny? It’s bad for business, and bad for family.

 

Brian: You made the mess, Stick.

 

Jack: I know I did. I needed the money. That’s what this was about. Money, and getting my foot in the door. And now that I’m inside, there’s no need for the deals I made. All I need is for Ana Sofia to get too distracted dealing with Sonny and she breaks it off. Then I’m out of being in the middle of the war.

 

Brian: No, you won’t be. You’ll be indebted to both sides.

 

Jack: What?

 

Brian: Now that both sides have worked with you, and you worked for them, you don’t think they’re going to call on you for more help? You don’t think they’re going to keep coming for you until one, or the other, is dead and gone? Because that’s what's going to happen. Guaranteed.

 

Jack: I don’t have anything to offer. I don’t have men to fight. I have casino people. 

 

Brian: And where do you think these people are going to want to do business? In your casino. They are going to want to do hits, and take people out, your place will become a warzone if you let it. There is no easy break from this, except going with Jessica. 

 

Jack: I can’t.

 

Brian: It’s your funeral, Stick. I’m just telling you your options.

 

Jack: And what would you do?

 

Brian: Jessica’s gonna arrest or get the LVPD to arrest a lot of folks connected with this. Maybe even you. But if you’re just an innocent bystander, then you can get off from that. Jessica can pull some strings, that’s why it pays to have a cop on your side sometimes. Jessica can easily get you in and out of trouble. Plus, despite what you may think, she cares about you.

 

Jack: She’s being loyal to my dad. Nothing else. Everybody made the promise to keep me out of harm’s way because I wasn’t involved. Well, fuck it, Brian, I’m involved now, aren’t I? I’m up shit’s creek without a paddle and you want me to turn over the people who helped me get where I am?

 

Brian: You wanted to do this on your own, right? And if you did, you wouldn’t have opened the casino in the first place, Stick. You wanted to a legit business, but you took your father’s money to help finance it. You knew what that was gonna do. Start a trail. Hell, Jessica can probably help you disappear if worse comes to worse. 

 

Jack: I am a public figure now. A wrestler, multiple time world champion. I’m not exactly great at fucking hiding it. Instead I have to have this kind of shit around me. I have alarms and shit on this house. I can never stay in on spot too long because there might still be people who want to send goons here to kill me. I’m in this shit, Brian, and casino or not, it was going to happen. I don’t like this any more than you do, but god damn it, this is the way I have to do it.

 

Brian just shook his head as he turned, heading back towards his bedroom.

 

Brian: It’s the way you want to do it. It ain’t gonna turn out how you like, but... it’s the way you want to do it. Do it your way, Stick. And we’ll see ya in the morning.

 

Brian then went out of sight, back into his room as Jack leaned back. There were many options to weigh.

 

 

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ON CAMERA:

Click. 


Jack is where he usually is, with the usual scowl on his face, clearly unhappy about something, as he usually is. He just stares into the camera for a few seconds, before sighing and leaning forward

 

Jack: This is the thanks I get around here. This is how I am rewarded for making a triumphant return to SCW, here to give you the show you actually want to see. Things were going so well for SCW until I lost the championship, then you had Mark Cross wander around aimlessly with my championship and promptly lose it to the cowboy and you know, at least he’s somewhat interesting, but everybody knows, when I came back, all that shit came to an end. I laid it all out for everybody in SCW and what happens? A whole lot of nothing. A big fucking goose egg because apparently, the brass in SCW either wants to milk this, or they are afraid of money. It’s one or the other and I’m not really sure which that it is. I laid out the challenge to the Cowboy, and what happens? Nothing. Who do they pick, who get the nod? Alex Fucking Jones? I mean... are we serious right now? Or are we just trying to build up Old Tex over there so he looks better? You cannot sit here and seriously try and tell me that Alex Jones is worth two shits right now. I drove him to the depths he is now, and like a damn zombie, he has risen from the dead. He deserves NOTHING, you understand that? Not a damn thing. He needs to rot away on the SCW Roulette division because that’s where he belongs. Stop teasing his piece of garbage like he has any value besides making other pretend champions look like they are worth a damn. It’s embarrassing. 

 

And what do I get for my hard work and effort? What do I for making a huge return, and beating the crap out of Austin Mercer, yet again, and proving how much he sucks, yet again? A goofy ass match that someone insane woman figures is cute and funny. A Unicorn pudding match? What the fuck, SCW? How is this woman allowed near sharp objects, let alone control of the match making around here? What the hell is this match anyway? Oh, that’s right, only the crazy person knows. DO YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS? HUH? This is an insult to me, and really, an insult to Fenris. I’d be more than happy to whoop Fenris’s ass any day of the week under normal circumstances, but this ridiculous ass match is sad and pathetic and only people who are... morbidly curious are going to even bother with this. Again, I ask you, how do you let this woman have any power whatsoever? What does she have on any of you? This woman should be in the looney bin and here she is, deciding my fate? Deciding many other people’s fate with stupid ass stipulation. This woman literally questioned whether or not I was actually related to George Washington. 

 

ARE YOU HEARING THIS AS I AM SPEAKING? 

 

This is unbelievable and I should demand an apology for this bullshit. You know it, I know it. You should be apologizing to every single person who has been placed in any match by this lunatic! You should be fucking ashamed of this.


 

Jack stops himself, holding his head in his hands and sighing loudly. He shakes his head and rolls his eyes in disgust. After a moment, he calms himself down and continues.

 

Jack: But you know what? You know what? This isn’t even the first time this dumb shit has happened. You all made me defend my SCW world championship in a stupid corn maze on Halloween last year. You made me do that as a title defense. So, as far as I’m concerned, you all are just as guilty as this crazy woman is. So fine, you know, I will play your stupid game. Yeah, I’ll play your stupid game, and I’ll win. You know why? Because I, unlike some people around here, I’m a team player. I am the face of this franchise after all, and when I say what I am, I mean it. I don’t stand out here and lie and bullshit people about who I am, and what I’m about. I’m about getting to the top. And if that means I have to go through this stupid ass match, that means I’m gonna go through with this stupid ass match. I just expect after I destroy Fenris, and I leaving him... I don’t know, covered in whatever the fuck Unicorn pudding is, that I will be rewarded and not subjected to this nonsense for a long time, preferably FOREVER. I worked too long and too hard to have this bullshit continue to happen. 

 

At the end of the day, all I care about is getting my championship back and getting right back to the spot where I belong. On top. I have come here and in less than two years become the best thing this company has seen in a long, long time. I may talk a lot of shit, that’s what I do, that’s what I’m about. But unlike a lot of these clowns, I can back it up. I can make good on my threats, and if I have to drown Fenris is this stupid Unicorn pudding, I will. Many, many people have made giant mistakes in doubting that I can back up what I say. I have proved everyone wrong. I don’t mean to brag, but that’s just the truth. What have I said that I was going to do, that I failed to do? The answer, is nothing. I say I’m gonna whoop a man’s ass, I whoop a man’s ass. It’s pretty straightforward. I don’t tap dance around when it comes to this. I go for the jugular. I aim for the head, because that’s the way I get things done. If you don’t like it, tough shit, that’s how I roll.


 

Jack again shakes his head in disgust before continuing.

 

Jack: And so, Fenris. Look, my guy, I know you and I agree on one thing, this match, is stupid. I don’t like it, you don’t like it, but you know, all I have seen from you, for a long time is whining and complaining and not actually taking control of your situation. You have a shot to actually be more than a piece of meat for guys and girls to drool over. Maybe you enjoy that more than wrestling, but I don’t. So you know what, I can do you a favor. Not the kind of favor you may be thinking about, but look, all those drooling losers can oogle you while you’re covering in pudding. Huh, get those thirst trap photos for everybody. That’s what you do. That’s what you’re focused on. I’ve seen it, and hell, I’ve seen the way you look at me. I get it, it’s 2021, be you and all that, but make no mistake, I will not hesitate to take your arm, or your leg, or you back, or your neck, and break the damn thing if it means I win. You may think this shit is all sunshine and rainbows, but you are mistaken when it comes to dealing with me. I am as serious as a heart attack about this, no matter how stupid the stipulation is. 

And now I'm hearing you're so upset you might not even show? What kind of shit is that, Fenris? Why is there a god damn twitter poll that's taking bets you aren't going to show? You better fucking show up. I got no problem kicking your ass, but could you at least be a man about and show up? This is the kind of shit I'm dealing with SCW. This guy is so offended by a match type, and believe me, I'm not a fan of it either, but this guy is threatening to not be around for it?

You know what, all the more reason to remove Candy from her position.

 
Now Fenris, If you think that just because you at one time were the SCW world champion, that it makes me think twice about kicking your ass, it does not. I don’t give a damn about you being the champion, because you have to earn my respect, and very, very few people have done that around here. And those I do have a little respect for, I earned from them first. It’s what important to me more than a lot of things in this business, outside of money, and that championship, respect is what I’m about. And I’m already feeling like you don’t want to respect me. You don’t want to respect me because I went to the top faster than you. You have to beat some chump Ty West, and then you lost to Austin Mercer of all people, a dude I have regularly put on his ass? You expect me to now just be all whoa, Fenris is tough? No, sorry, it doesn’t work that way. What it means is that you either got lucky against Ty, or Austin had some kind of miracle day against you. Which means you are soft. Because people like Austin? You stomp them down, you step on their neck and you keep that foot on their throat to remind them that anytime you want, you can take them out. You don’t let them up off the canvas, that’s a bunch of crap, Fenris. And you will find out that when I get people like you down, I will never ease up off your throat. If I have to, I will hurt you, I will cheat, I will steal this win, I will take it any way I can get it, Fenris.


 

Jack cynically laughs at something, holding up a finger to the camera.

 

Jack: And before you turn what I said into some kind of double Entrade, understand that I’m not here to play games. I’m here to win this dumb ass match, and it happens to be against you. You are just another name to me. You are simply the opponent I’m in this dumb ass match with. Nothing more. That’s what you mean to me, Fenris. You are a chump and I’m going to beat you, because above all else, that’s more money in my pocket when I go and cash that check from SCW. That’s what this is to me. You are just another name I get to cross off before I take the cowboy out, because if he loses to Alex fucking Jones, I will have lost all faith in anybody else to do anything correctly in this company. This match is a means to an end, Fenris. It’s what I have to go through to win, and get right back into contention, then so be it. I will do this stupid match, and win. If you wanna try and stop me, go right ahead, because you, like many others, will fail at doing so. I have a goal to achieve and a championship to win back. And you are standing in my way. And you should know by my track record how people do when they stand in my way. They get beat down, and eliminated. Maybe you will pop back up like Alex Jones, but it won’t be for a while. Not when I’m done with you. That, my guy, you can take to the fucking bank.

 

And just so Tex hears this, I know I have to earn a shot. I never expected it to be handed to me. I expected to have to fight my way back to the spot where I can whoop your ass and send you back to Texas with your lunatic wife and you can talk about death and destruction and oblivion and all that stupid crap all you want, but it won’t mean a damn thing to me when I have what my championship back and you are on the outside looking in. I laid it all out for you, and everyone else, you are on the list, and you will be dealt with in due time. If you haven’t been paying attention, you can just take a look at the SCW website and see what I’ve done and how quickly I have done it. It’s all right there for you. Don’t you dare look past me, or think that because I’m in this match with fucking pudding that I am any less of a threat. I am coming for you. 

 

And if by some act of god, you lose to Alex Jones, he already knows what time it is. He already knows what I can, and will do to him.

 

I will be the SCW champion again, and if you don’t believe me, watch what I do to Fenris.


Jack shoots another death glare to the camera as we go to black

Click.


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Re: JACK WASHINGTON v FENRIS - UNICORN PUDDING
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2021, 06:05:54 PM »

Las Vegas, Nevada -
Last week


“So, was I wrong?” That wasn't just a simple question where the proverbial “Man of the Hour,” Kristjan Baltarsson aka Fenris was concerned. If you were close to him, you would know just how hard of a question that was for someone like him to ask. It wasn't just an admission of guilt, it was admitting that he might be wrong about something - anything.

And to the person on the other end of this video, his close friend Willow, felt the sting of the question all the way to where she resided in Washington state. She did not answer, at least not quickly enough to suit Kristjan. He frowned as she bit her lower lip and cast a glance off camera on her end.

“Well!?” He prompted in his not-so-subtle way, to which she coolly replied, “Give me a minute. It takes time to properly sugarcoat a response where you're concerned.”

“Shit!” He fell back against the cushions of the sofa’s backrest, curling his fingers up against his lips as he looked anywhere but at his friend.

“Oh now don't pout. With those lips you look ridiculous.” Willow teased him, and that was enough to get him to look back at her, but the smile she wore was enough to keep him from saying to her what he probably would have said to any one of his other friends and acquaintances. Yes, even Mackenzie Page.

Willow leaned forward, her face changing from a soft teasing expression to one of concern and caring. She asked, “Kristjan, can I be honest with you about the situation?”

He said nothing, just motioned his hand for her to go ahead. And she did. She asked, “You had a pretty rough time coming out, didn’t you?”

“If you call the world finding out when I didn’t want it to, being harassed by fucking reporters, oh and let’s not forget the threat of a sex tape being exposed, then yes.” He nodded. “I guess you could say that. What’s your point?”

“My point is,” She stressed, “Is that despite the fact I know very little about David, since I don’t watch wrestling, it sounds like he’s had a bad time himself. Being brought up by religious fanatics? Abused physically and emotionally? Being practically brainwashed into going back into the closet, and then he laid eyes on a certain bronze Adonis that undid that.”

Fenris smiled that oh-so-cocky smile of his and quipped, “Flatterer.”

Willow continued, “And now he’s paying for it. It just sounds to me like you had it easy compared to what that poor guy went through. And is still going through. Now, before you ask, no. I don’t think it was right that he pretty much broadcast ed what you two did together behind closed doors for all the world to hear. Oh and speaking of that…”

She gave him a funny and obvious wink.

“Good for you!” She almost laughed, causing him to bury his face in his hand while his neck flushed a charming shade of red. She went on, “But, on the flip side…”

Fenris sighed, muttering, “... fucking knew it…” As he raised his head to look at her. He watched as she smiled her most charming smile from her side of the call and she said, “You’re probably the first man he’s allowed himself to get that close to on a personal level, maybe in years. You denying anything happened to protect your privacy probably hurt him so bad…”

“Stop. Please.” Kristjan finally said, eyes closed and he held a hand up. “I get it. I fucked up royally...”

Just as Kristjan was about to continue further on with this conversation, he was interrupted by a hearty and rapid-fire knock on the front door of his condo. Kristjan cast a quick glance toward the door, then leaned back on the sofa and called out, “Aron! Door!”

“I'm busy, K!” Aron replied, calling out from elsewhere in the condo. “Get it yourself!”

“I'm on a call with Willow!”

“I'm ordering our dinner!”

“God damn it!” Kristjan half muttered, earning a soft, lighthearted laugh to escape from Willow as she shook her head at him.

“Go on.” She said, dismissing him. “I'll call you later. Okay?”

“Fine.” He grumbled, not ready to actually end the call with his friend, but at the same time, not savoring how she had just effectively put him in his place and exposed his shortcomings where David Shepherd was concerned. She smiled brilliantly, casting a wink at him as the call was brought to an end.

Just in time for a second knock  but rather than get up straight away, Kristjan called out, “Who is it??”

And instead of an answer through the closed door, he got a knock in response. Kristjan turned his head and gave the door across the condos foyer a dirty and incredulous look.

“Who! Is! It!?”

**Knock! Knock!**

“God DAMN it!” Kristjan threw himself up from his seat and stormed over to the door. ‘Who the fu-!?” But the exact words were cut off as he threw the door open and found himself staring into the innocent, smiling face of Despayre.

“It’s rude to yell at someone’s door.” Despayre said casually as he strode past a perplexed Fenris and into the condo, his father Synn casually following. Fenris slowly shut the door and glanced back and forth between them as they stood in the foyer and turned around to him.

“What are you doing here?” Kristjan asked.

“What?” Despayre held his arms out in wonder. “Do I have to have a reason to come visit you?”

“You’ve never done it before.” Kristjan answered that chosen gauntlet, walking past them to which Despayre just shrugged and said, “Well, you’re a very unpleasant individual.” Earning a nudge from his dad and an owl-look toward Gabriel’s student who spun around to give him a hard stare.

“Oh, hi.” Their heads turned as Aron returned to the front room, switching his phone off and tucking it into his back pocket. He settled onto the arm rest of the nearest chair and linked his fingers together as he asked, “What brings you guys here?”

Despayre spun around and smiled at the younger of the two siblings, stating, “Oh, Mister Mark asked me to come here to give the big lug here…” He jetted a thumb at Kristjan. “Some news about his match at the Supercard.”

“Why you?” Kristjan asked, to which Despayre answered, “Because I'm the safest.”

“Joshua…” Synn nudged him a second time and shook his head in the negative, whether it be the truth or not. Despayre blinked at his dad, unable to process what he might have said wrong so he turned away to Kristjan who walked around the sofa and had a seat on the far left.

He said, “You’re not exactly filling my head with confidence. I meant why did he have you deliver -- whatever this news is, instead of telling Aron. You know… my manager?”

Despayre just puts on his best innocent look (that gets them every time) and shrugs without saying a word. Kristjan leans back and sighs, beckoning him to go on. He said, “Alright, out with it? What about my match with Washington?”

Despayre said, “Well first you have to promise me that you won’t get mad until I’m finished.”

Kristjan just stared at him. Stared hard, then turned and looked at Aron who seemed just as equally clueless to what was going on here. Kristjan exhaled sharply and turned back to Despayre and said, “Okay, fine. I promise.”

Despayre said straight away, “Candy changed your match up. She’s making you and Jack wrestle each other in a great big kiddie pool filled with Unicorn pudding.” He paused, looked left and then right, and finally said, “I’m finished.”

The room was immediately filled with a very tense silence. Kristjan paused, waiting for the inevitable punch line. Despayre was a proud and practiced practical joker, so it was obvious this had to be just another one of his childlike ribs. Only -- he wasn’t saying anything. No denials. No “Just kidding!” or “Gotcha!” He just was casually inching his way back toward the front door of the condo.

Kristjan looked straight to Synn and pointed toward Despayre, “What is he talking about?” But before Synn could deign to answer, Kristjan turned to Aron who was already on his phone, searching for an answer as Kristjan said, “Tell me he’s kidding!”

“K…” Aron’s eyes were glued firmly to the screen of his phone. His flesh was not as tan and healthy as it had been less than a minute ago. He knew exactly what was about to happen, and how his beloved older brother was about to react. Aron slowly turned his head to Kristjan’s imploring eyes and he gave a slight shake of the head. “He’s not kidding. Candy changed it. You guys are… you’re wrestling in a tub filled with pink, purple and blue pudding…”

Kristjan quickly snatched the phone from out of Aron’s hands and stared at the screen….

Out in the hallway….

“IS SHE FUCKING OUT OF HER GOD DAMN MIND!?”

“WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEYRE DOING!?”

“I’M NOT A FUCKING SIDE SHOW FREAK!”

“IS SHE STONED!?”

And more, so much more, audible cursing that devolved from English to even louder Icelandic cursing as the door shut behind Despayre and Synn as they quickly and wisely took their leave. Despayre stared with wide eyes at the closed door, hearing thuds and crashes emanate from within as they could also hear Aron attempting to calm his brother down; a monumental and improbable task! Despayre then looked up at his dad and smiled.

“I think that went well!”



“So… sorry everybody. Aron here, and I’m afraid that you’re going to have to put up with me this time around. I’m sure by now that you heard how my brother reacted to Candy’s little alteration to his match against Jack Washington and, well, let’s just say that he’s not in his best frame of mind right now. And knowing him as you do by now, that’s probably saying a lot. I know I’ve had a handful trying to calm him down and convince him that things aren’t as bad as they seem, but he’s just not hearing it. So, here I am. Acting the part of manager and you know what another term for manager is when their wrestler won’t talk - 'mouthpiece.’”

“The sad thing is this was a match that my brother was really looking forward to because, let’s face it; I think there’s a lot of similarities between Jack Washington and Fenris. Both won the world titles in their rookie years. Meteoric rise for both men. And if I have to say, both with a certain sense of self importance. Yeah, I’ll be the first to admit that Fenris has a lot of confidence in himself in every way that you can think of; from his actual physical appearance to disregarding that and belief in what he can accomplish inside of the ring. Sound like anyone we know? Like, Jack perhaps? I think the only real difference is Fenris has more of a capacity to show respect towards someone once they’ve earned it. From what I’ve seen of Jack, the moment a match is booked for him, he’s already looking down on his opponent with a haughty sense of derision. Like he believes the match is a mere formality (okay, that sounds like my brother as well), but has anyone else noticed that Jack seems to have the unique talent of looking down his nose at people while that nose is stuck straight up in the air? Almost like he can’t believe he actually has to be inside of the ring with you, let alone have to touch you, in order to walk away the winner.”

“Sure, Fenris is confident. Brash. Cocky. And by his own admission - mean. From ‘the Cockney King’ Ben Jordan to Caleb Storms and just about every name in between, my brother has been in there against the very best. And do you know something, Jack? Only two men in this sport has ever managed to walk away with a win at his expense; Ben Jordan and Austin James Mercer. This is why he was looking forward to this match. This was why, for the first time in what seemed forever, Fenris was actually excited for a match. Because he has yet to get the chance to face you inside of the ring, and you’ve accomplished almost everything that he has! It’s almost like the two of you are on parallel career paths! And then - Candy stepped in. She decided to have some fun at the expense of the two of you, and now suddenly? All of that excitement went right out the window.”

“My brother may be something of an exhibitionist. He is a proud, proud man. But he is also one of the most physically dangerous athletes on the roster. Black belts in Judo, Muay Thai and Jeet Kune Do. Trained in hapkido. Extensive experience in kickboxing and MMA… still feeling confident over there Jack? Because I can honestly say that my brother was dangerous enough when this match was originally scheduled to be a regular one-on-one. But now that it’s been changed to a Pudding Match and he’s about went post apocalyptic nuclear?”

“I guess I just want to say … it’s been nice knowing you.”
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"Where wolf's ears are, wolf's teeth are near."
~ Volsunga Saga, c.19

World Heavyweight Champion - 1x - current
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