"Da Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins rapidly records ruminations while on board another Kayfabe Airlines flight. She's currently consuming her designated dinner of barbecued spareribs and Caesar salad.
Azurine Vebbins: Evenin', everybody! Wishin' a wonderful weekend to dose celebratin' America's bornday on Sunday. Den again, you might prefer forkin' a crunchy, creamy Caesar salad or gettin' sufficiently sauced on bourbon braised barbecued spareribs. Notion deyr could be chanters who celebrate all dree on da same day. Dat's what I'm accustomed to since heartily heedin' a speech made by President Domas J. Whitmore twenty-five years ago. Y'know, from da documentary "Independence Day" filmed by Roland Emmerich? His rhetoric resonates since he mentioned how, paraphrasin' here, "July 4 would no longer be an American holiday should humanity win da day." However, I'm not completely confident I'll be able to win da day against da gussied-up in glitter gal known as Candy. In less dan forty-eight hours, we're scheduled to have an encore so explosive...fireworks launched from da Strip will appear as faint, fickle flickers. So pop proudly, bang bold, and experience an extremely excitin' exhibition via streamin' SCW Climax Control: Red, White And Bruised.
The streaming signal suddenly fritzes out.
