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« on: May 07, 2021, 09:42:24 AM »
(OOC: Just a quick apology to my opponents and to Kris as my partner. This did not turn out how I wanted it. Had no motivation or time to get this to where I first thought it would with the ideas I had. Sorry for the let down :()

Climax Control 299 has just gone off the air following O’Malley defeating Agostino Romero to become the new Internet Champion. He knew he would do it. He had absolutely no doubts, and since he and Darcy had a babysitter with Owen for the evening, he thought they could go out and do some proper celebrating. Perhaps at the Golden Ring Casino as there would surely be some SCW folks there at some point. He’d try not to make it too late of a night to be respectful of the babysitter, but they would just have to play it by ear.

His celebration would soon be cut short, though. He was on cloud nine with the Internet Championship draped over his shoulder, and his arm around his wife as they made their way backstage following the ending of the show. And while Darcy was ecstatic and proud of her husband, she knew that he hadn’t seen or even heard about J2H’s segment earlier on in the show, so he had absolutely no idea what was in store for him next week. But she had to tell him.


O'Malley: Man, what a night! I can’t wait to show Owen this title. He’s gonna be one excited little fella. I just feel bad fer havin’ him stay home tonight…

Darcy: Honey, we need to talk for a second. I’m sure Owen will be fine, and yes he will be excited, but there’s something--

O'Malley: We’re goin’ out fer a bit to celebrate, love. I’ll need to check in with the babysitter to let her know. I hope she don’t mind…

O’Malley continues rambling on after interrupting Darcy, and her words go in one ear and out the other. As they walk towards their locker room, Darcy grips his hand and forces him to stop. He turns and looks at her, confused.

O'Malley: Darc? What’s wrong?

Darcy: I just needed to get your attention. Honey, I’m so proud of you and I want nothing more than to celebrate your big win, and maybe I should wait to tell you, but..

Darcy now thinks twice about telling him at all, but when one of the backstage workers passes them by and wishes O’Malley “good luck next week,” she knows she won’t be able to not tell him. He stares at her and points his thumb behind him as the worker disappears down the hall.

O'Malley: What was that all about? What’s next week? Me first defense already or something? Ye can’t wait to tell me now, Darc…

Darcy: Alright, I’ll tell you. Just stay calm when I do, okay? You’re not going to like it.

He laughs and shrugs his shoulders, not worried in the slightest about whatever it is. In his mind, he thought, there was nothing that could be bad enough at this point that Darcy would need to worry about his reaction. Boy was he wrong…

O'Malley: Whatever it is, just tell me, love. I think I can handle--

Darcy: J2H issued a challenge to Kris Ryans earlier tonight for a tag team match next week. J2H chose Mac Bane as his partner…

O’Malley laughs again.

O'Malley: Kris Ryans, eh? Why would him bein’ in a tag team match bother…

His expression suddenly fades as he studies her face. He knows the answer without her even having to speak the words.

O'Malley: No. Nuh uh! Hell no! Darc, please tell me that I’m not teamin’ with that arsehat next week!

O’Malley lets the Internet Championship slide down from his shoulder and catches it in his hand before it falls to the ground. He takes a step back, praying that this is some sort of sick joke, but he knows by the look on her face that it’s not.

Darcy: I wish I could tell you that, but I can’t. J2H said whoever won the Internet Championship would team with Kris. If Agostino had won tonight, he would be teaming with him but seeing as you did...Look, it’s only for one night. And we don’t have to think about it anymore tonight. Let’s just go out and celebrate you being a champion again.

Darcy takes a step towards him but he backs off, highly agitated, though not with her.

O'Malley: I think any chance of us celebratin’ just went out the window, love. Yer tellin’ me that because I won the Internet Championship, that is the reason I now have to team with Kris Ryans to take on J2H and Mac Bane? Seriously? So I’m bein’ punished fer winnin’ a feckin’ title!

Darcy: I don’t think they view this as a punishment, honey. If you think about it, it is a big draw--

O'Malley: Bullshite! They knew damn well that Agostino wasn’t gonna walk out the winner! J2H knew it, too! That’s probably why he made the damn challenge in the first place! The kid gets off on pullin’ shite like that, and Mark and Christian let him get away with it!

O’Malley sets the Internet Championship down on a nearby equipment box and then leans against the wall. He brings his hands up to his head and takes in a deep breath, not at all looking forward to the idea of having to team up with Kris Ryans.

Darcy: Please don’t let this spoil your night, O’Malley. We’ll figure out a way to deal with the match later, but let’s just do like you said and go out and celebrate. Please.

O'Malley: A little too late fer that, love. Why don’t ye go on home and let the babysitter go home. I just...need some time to process this shite and figure out what I’m gonna do.

Darcy: O’Malley…

O'Malley: Darc, please. I was gonna find out about this match tonight one way or another,so don’t try and blame yerself, either. Just...go home.

He then grabs the Internet Championship off the equipment box and just...walks away. And while Darcy wanted to try and persuade him otherwise, she knew better with the mood he was currently in. She follows behind him a few moments later so they can grab their things and she can head home.

A little while later, after cleaning up, changing out of his wrestling gear and gathering up his things, O’Malley gives Darcy the keys to their car and she heads home. He had little to offer in the way of revealing where he would be going, but she trusted him and she knew he would have his phone on him anyway. Moments after she disappears out of the parking lot, another car familiar to O’Malley pulls up just outside the building. He walks up to the passenger side door as the window rolls down and when he looks inside…


Alistair: I’m assuming the urgency behind your text was because you are so anxious to apologize to me.

O’Malley leans down and looks into the car at his brother, Alistair. Alistair has a smirk on his face, but O’Malley scowls.

O'Malley: Look, I’m sorry. But that ain’t why I wanted ye to come pick me up, Alistair. I need to get plastered, and I know that yer not gonna judge me over why.

Alistair unlocks the door, and O’Malley opens it, quickly sliding into the passenger seat.

Alistair: That apology is good enough for right now. Plenty of alcohol coming right up! And how about some company?

O'Malley: Don’t even go there. I’m happily married, so I don’t need ye callin’ any of yer groupies or whatever they are. I just need alcohol. That’s all.

Alistair chuckles.

Alistair: I don’t know how you monogamous folks do it, Shane. But to each their own. That just leaves more for me…

O'Malley: Ye really have no shame, do ye?

O’Malley buckles himself in and Alistair turns and smirks at him as he revs the engine.

Alistair: None at all, Shane. Say, how’s that friend of yours, Carter, doing?

Alistair winks and O’Malley shudders, breaking eye contact with his brother.

O'Malley: Just feckin’ drive, would ye?! Christ, I don’t need the thought or any image of ye and Carter in my head right now…

Alistair laughs and doesn’t say another word. He just puts the car in gear and speeds off, ready for a night of brotherly bonding over lots of alcohol and whatever it is that currently has his brother in such a foul mood.



Climax Control 300. Wow! Three hundred episodes of Climax Control and even though I ain’t been around nearly that long, it’s still a pretty big accomplishment fer the company I’ve grown to love workin’ fer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I never imagined gettin’ involved in this wrestlin’ business, but life brought someone into me life who led me to this and if I’m honest, it seems a little unfair that she ain’t around to be a part of this show instead of me. Misty’s the one who was with SCW in the very beginning and not me, and I know if she were still alive, she woulda done everything she could have to have been a part of it. But, I can’t sit here and dwell on that, because although I ain’t in the main event, I’m a part of what will probably turn into the biggest match of the show. No offense to Amber Ryan and Courtney Pierce, of course.

Let me start off by saying, this is not how I wanted the week after I won me Internet Championship to go. Then again, things don’t always go to the way we want them to, do they? Normally I’d just grin and bare with a match I wasn’t a fan of bein’ a part of, but this one is gonna take every bit of will power to get through, and the only reason is because of who me tag team partner is. Kris feckin’ Ryans. And I have J2H to thank fer that, because this whole thing was his damn idea and of course, whatever J2H suggests or wants, he gets one way or another. I know the kid has accomplished a lot over the years in SCW, but it really feckin’ annoys me how much he’s allowed to get away with.

Because of J2H, it is now me responsibility to bring back some honor and respect for the Internet Championship I now hold. And I’m bettin’ a lot of people aren’t even expectin’ me to hold it fer that long, given the fact that the past few months, it’s been passed around more times than a joint at a stoner party. I’m happy to be the Internet Champion at this moment, but he coulda just held on to the title and defended it fer as long as he wanted, or he coulda vacated it if he didn’t want it, but what did he do instead? Just gave it away. How feckin’ disrespectful is that? And this kid wants to talk about how he sells tickets and puts arses in seats fer shows? If that were the case, he wouldn’t be a part timer. He’d continue to do what he claimed he does, and put arses in seats week in and week out, and not destroy the reputation of a championship he once held.

I still don’t get how Mark and Christian allowed that to even happen, but far be it from me to keep bitchin’ to them about it because the fact is that I’m now the Internet Champ, and I don’t plan on destroyin’ this belt. I’m gonna do somethin’ with me title reign, despite what people might think. And, trust me, I know a lot of people hate me no matter what I do. Includin’ every single one of these fellas in this match. I mean, they’ve already got a bet goin’ on Twitter with some other folks, so that’s proof enough, am I right? I’m sure people fully expect mine and Kris’ hatred fer one another to be the downfall of this team and are bankin’ on J2H and Mac to walk out with the win. And honestly? Maybe they’re all right. But I don’t give a shite. The fact is, I’m done givin’ a rat’s arse about what people think, because there are only a select few people whose opinions matter, and majority of the roster ain’t part of those people.

I don’t give a shite about this match, or how it goes. Maybe I would if I had a partner I actually respected, but the fact is I don’t, so therefore my give a feck went right out the window the second I found out I was takin’ part in this match. Do I want to lose? No, of course not. But do I honestly see Kris and I workin’ cohesively enough as a team to get the win? Feck no, I don’t. And to be honest, he’ll probably want to put in more of the work in this match anyway. And despite Mac bein’ one of me opponents, as well as me opponent fer Into The Void, the fact is, this match isn’t about either of us given’ the other a taste of what is in store for our match in just a few weeks. All it’s about is J2H and Kris Ryans, and we’re just there for show or whatever. I don’t really know. And clearly Mac don’t realize that because he’s the one who went and started a topic on Twitter that I so wanted to comment on, but fer obvious reasons, I just kept my comments to myself...until now.

Mac apparently thinks that I hate everyone in this match, but if he knew me he’d know that isn’t true. The only one I truly hate out of the three of them is Kris. Him and J2H? I don’t particularly like them, but neither of them have done enough to make me hate them. And now that I think about it, I don’t exactly remember what the feck Kris even did to make me hate him so much, but I do, and me opinion of him ain’t about to change anytime soon. I should hate J2H fer what he did with the Internet Championship, but even with that decision I can’t. And Mac? He’s a decent fella. I’ve never ever denied that. At least, not until he won a championship and then up and left the company after doin’ so. Look at that...somethin’ he and J2H have in common.

Whatever happens on Sunday, happens. I’m not gonna walk out there and do me best to get along with Kris, because that just ain’t gonna happen. If he wants to play fair, then fine. If not? The he can feck right off, and if he has such a problem with it, he can take it up with me in the ring like I’ve been tryna have happen fer months now. But, he won’t do it. He’s more concerned about fightin’ J2H then settling his beef with me so it’s whatever at this point. I just want to get this shite over with and move on to what really matters.

Defending me Internet Championship to the best of me ability and it all starts with Mac Bane at Into The Void.

As for Climax Control 300? Well...we’ll just let the apples fall where they may. And if I’m lucky, I’ll chuck one right at Kris Ryan’s stupid face…
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