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Underground Ep. 90 (Results)
« on: April 11, 2021, 02:50:34 AM »

Sin City Underground Ep 90 comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 40% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at the Saxon Hotel, in Las Vegas, NV. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Saturday, April, March, 10th, 2021.

After the brawl that took place during the Blaze of Glory pre-show. The GM of both brands may have finally declared war as tonight we will get Valentina defending her Underground title against Jenifer Lacroix as planned but the rest of the show will be GRIME vs SCU.

Dark Matches

Krystal Wolfe vs Macaroni and Cheese
Krystal and Macaroni and Cheese go back and forth for a while, but Krystal winds up getting the win in there with the Down Under Thunderbomb (Running Powerbomb).

Andrew Borg and Father Gerald vs Skag and Rory Rockerfeller
Rory and Gerald fight it out even.  Skag gets in and forces the tag on Andrew.  A grip of the tights sees Skag getting the pinfall.

Ruby vs Mrs. Right
Ruby fights defensively until Mrs Right is worn down.  She then tries to put Mrs Right down, but she struggles.  Once Ruby is worn down, Mrs Right puts her away with The Right Hold (Rings of Saturn) and Ruby taps.

Somewhere in the bowels of Saxon Hotel, we find Raisa and the Jeckels.

Helena: Welcome.

Raisa: I am judging by your appearance here you wish to obtain comments regarding tonight's championship encounter.

Jack: Ms. Hollywood, Ms. Torres, you should thank the gods that Ms Annis has joined your side tonight.

Jake: Not that it would really turn the tide in the match.

Helena: Since our arrival, we have brought chaos and destruction to Sin City, tonight the outcome will be as it always has, you laying at our feet.

Raisa: It does not matter how the waves may come, Holly, Kelli, Halo your defeat had already been written.

Jack: And your defeat will be done. Tonight we will make Grime proud, your defeat will do that.

Hardcore Tag Team Championship Wave Pool Match
Mz Holly Wood, Kelli Torres, & Halo Annis (Team U.G.G.O.) vs The Jeckels (Helena, Jake, and Jack Jeckel)

The wave pool of the Saxon Hotel is still, while a large pad sits nearest the deep end.  The crowd around the wave pool comes alive when they see Kelli Torres, Halo Annis, and Mz Holly Wood standing at the edge, wearing swimsuits for the occasion.  They wave as the crowd gets louder.

Darlyn:  Ladies and gentlemen!  The following contest is a Wave Pool Match for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, representing SCU, they are the team of Halo Annis and Pride Tag Team Champions Kelli Torres and Mz Holly Wood!!!

Crowd:  *BIG POP!!!*

They continue to wave for a moment before they dive into the wave pool and swim over to the pad.  Once they climb on top, they kneel down to get into position.

Across the pool, in the shallow end, we see Raisa standing with the Jeckels.  Helena holds onto a large mallet, while Jake and Jack hold onto whips.  They slowly and methodically walk into the water, unphased by it.

Liam:  Aaaaaaaaaaand their opponents!  They are the pride of GRIME Wrestling, your Hardcore Tag Team Champions, Helena, Jake, and Jack… The Jeckels!!!

As they get closer to the floating pad, Holly, Halo, and Kelli begin speaking to one another from the lack of weaponry.  Holly nods her head, and the three slowly stand up.  The masked referee holds them back from initiating the attack, ordering them back or she will throw the match.  The Jeckels wait a second for them to back away before pulling themselves up onto the pad.  They get into position as Raisa hands the belts over to Liam and Darlyn.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Helena raises her mallet, but Kelli is quick to nail a Superkick to her, putting her down on the pad.  Halo struggles with Jake, exchanging punches with one another as Holly moves around defensively, avoiding Jack.


Gena:  You say that like they’re cowards.  Holly times it out perfectly as the wave pool begins to go.  As Jack trips up a little, Holly swings her chest, as censor bars cover her breastplate, and they smash Jack across the face, knocking him into the pool!

Darlyn:  Jack Jeckel has been eliminated!!!

Rob:  Holly’s breast plate has exited the equation as it now sinks into the wave pool.  Jake is more than happy to take advantage of Holly slipping, but kicking back and causing Holly to become unsteady.

Gena:  Holly! Don’t!  YES!  She saves herself, kneeling down on the pad.  She turns over as Jake goes to stomp on her.  But Halo gives him a hard shove, and he trips over Holly, nearly sliding off the pad!

Rob:  YES!  He barely holds on, grabbing for his life, pulling onto Holly for leverage.  As Halo goes for a stomp on Jake, he flips Holly over on top of him, and Halo kicks at Holly instead.  He then flips Holly into the water!

Liam:  Mz Holly Wood has been eliminated!!!

Gena:  Holly dives down for her breastplate.  As the waves increase to the next level, Kelli trips, and Helena tries to use the leverage to send Kelli out, but Kelli falls backward onto the pad.  She crawls to the center.

Rob:  Helena grabs onto Kelli’s leg and then uses her mallet to wrap around Kelli’s throat to put her in a modified Indian Deathlock.  The crowd boos, but Helena grins sadistically.  God, I love that lady right there…

Gena:  Halo comes for the save with a Black 13 (Claymore Kick) to the back of Helena’s head!  Her and Kelli grab onto Helena and collectively throw her off of the pad with amazing force!

Darlyn:  Helena Jeckel has been eliminated!!!

Rob:  Jake rushes up behind Halo and Kelli quickly, looking for the win right here!  Halo tries to pull Kelli out of the way, but she puts herself in harm’s way as he knocks her clean off and into the wave pool!

Liam:  Halo Annis has been eliminated!!!

Gena:  BULLSHIT!  Halo slaps at the water, and the waves kick into full gear now, rocking Kelli and Jake until they nearly both fall overboard!  They wind up saving themselves as they fall back and onto the pad.

Rob:  Kelli finds her way on Jake’s back and she locks on a Rear Naked Choke.  Jake tries to get up, but the water and the waves make him slip each and every time.  The referee gets down to see if Jake gives up.

Gena:  As much as he persists in the match, the referee continues to ask.  She then reaches up and turns on her mask to reveal… Indigo!!!  Jake’s eyes grow wide as Kelli lets up.  She looks around her as Light Blue crawls onto the pad in scuba gear!

Rob:  Brilliant!  Hiding under the pad the whole time was genius! Go GRIME!

Gena:  Cowards!  All of you!  As much as Jake wants some get back from Blaze of Glory, he joins both as they surround Kelli.  Kelli begins swinging, taking down Light Blue, kicking Jake in the gut, but Indigo catches a punch and goes for an Arm Drag!

Rob:  Just as Light Blue trips Jack up into a Fireman’s Carry, and Kelli and Jake both fall into the wave pool at the same exact time!

Liam:  Kelli AND Jake have both been eliminated…?

Gena:  As much as I’ve never liked Liam, I don’t know what’s going on.  I guess we have to wait to hear from the “referee” and “enforcer”...

Indigo swims until she’s able to touch, and she moves through the water.  She walks over to Liam and Darlyn, who are both questioning her at the same time.  Indigo makes her call clear as Light Blue follows after her and they leave.

Liam:  The referee called the match “bogey”, so I guess that means it has been declared a draw!  So STILL your Hardcore Tag Team Champions… The Jeckels!!!

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOO!!!

As Jake joins Helena and Jack, Indigo and Light Blue come out with boat paddles and begin assaulting the champions before they can accept their belts back.  The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as they stake their claim once more.  As Raisa comes rushing into the scene, Indigo and Light Blue step back, laughing as they’ve accomplished what they sought out to do.

Marissa knocks at the door of Team Canada’s locker room, the door opens and  Earl waves her in.

Marissa: Hello Sin City Wrestling fans I’m here with Team Canada, tonight the fans get to see all three of you competing together against three members of grime.

Stewart: We’re always up for a Grime ass whipping, and I gotta say I haven’t heard the name Kader Hasheem i a while, not since Northern Lights Wrestling, same with Creed, it’ll be great to step into the ring with them, but just like everytime we step in the ring, we ain’t aiming to lose to GRIME.

Earl: Exactly, GRIME, thinks they have the advantage, honestly against the three of us, we all know where the advantage is.

Dahlia: GRIME will bring the fight for sure, and Kittie is always looking to fight, tonight Marissa, it SCU vs GRIME once again, and tonight, all the fans get to see what the three person unit of Team Canada are capable of.

Marissa: Thanks.

Dahlia: No problem.

Cameras go backstage to see the three men nobody had seen on camera since February, apart from wrestling in the ring. They had two months worth of discussions to talk about when it came to matches, and the good thing is, The Monstimals are on an undefeated streak since their hardcore tag title loss in February also. It led them to be more dangerous than when Henry spoke. However, Henry knew he had to get back on track with a smirk on his face, with Samuel and Lord Raab, standing behind Henry Losak as he's in front of the camera, with a microphone in hand with the boos from the fans.

Henry Losak: "Oh yes, isn't it great that The Monstimals have been on an undefeated streak since February. We had one match against Dying Breed that was a no contest because of Samuel breaking the ring with his superplex on Andrew, stupid SCU staff really should've double-checked on the condition of the ring before The Monstimals, and Dying Breed fought that night. Next week after that, they defeated Jerry Cann and Jacob Johnson. Then on last week's pre-show, they were back to doing solo's matches like tonight. Lord Raab defeated Javier Gonzalez with a massive knock out punch when Javier attacked me like a fucking pussy for no reason. I don't touch any of my client's opponents, but for some reason, Javier attacked me. Punk bitch, didn't you know I don't wrestle and that Raab would've beaten the shit out of me for the attack? Ah, of course not. It makes you a weak bitch to beat down a manager who has no wrestling skills. I'm better speaking for The Monstimals than I am at wrestling. But thanks to Lord Raab, he knocked your ass out cold, and that's a great pleasure to see."

Henry smirked as Raab nodded in the background, but there was one other thing Henry hadn't spoken about yet. Samuel crossed his arms like a tough guy with the camera viewing on Samuel for a moment.

Henry Losak: "Let's not forget about Samuel's progress on getting that GRIME Nightmare title shot by defeating Rory Rockefeller in an Inferno Tables match as well, on top of him wrestling against Dax last night, and well, you only have to watch the house show on SCW website to see how he did in that match. Samuel can't be stopped, and it doesn't seem like anyone's going to stop Lord Raab either, who we get into in a minute since he is booked tonight on this SCU show. Let me ask you this SCU staff, how long will it take for you idiots to realise that Samuel is more than deserving to get either a GRIME Nightmare title shot or a GRIME Nightmare title contention match with someone? Samuel is the fucking future, for fuck sake, and you keep holding him down from going for solo's title opportunities like this. You lot saw what he did to Rory in the Inferno Flames match. Samuel looks ready to be in action and deserves better than facing opponents like Dax to go for GRIME Nightmare title."

Henry grunts at the camera, shaking his head in frustration as Samuel nods from the background on what he had heard from Henry himself, punching his right hand with his left fist.

Henry Losak: "But in regards to Lord Raab, at least they are doing something right with him, getting a title contention match against Colby Quik. Oh, come on, who's idea was it to get Lord Raab to face this pipsqueak wrestler? Heck, he's already holding the mixed tag title, so what sense does this make for him to be in this match? Last I checked, Colby belongs on SCU brand, not GRIME and the purpose of the Uncensored TV title is for GRIME Wrestlers, right? Despite Raab's weaknesses, this match is Colby's strength with his speed is already for Lord Raab's taking. It's pretty laughable, to be honest, because of the size differences. Colby even lost a chance to be an SCW champion when he got defeated in the BFTP tournament; something Lord Raab's won in the past."

Raab nods as he punches the wall as the cameraman manages to catch a glimpse of what Raab could do. Henry drinks some water.

Henry Losak: "The point is nobody in GRIME is going to make history like Lord Raab's going to do. Nobody has won both GRIME Nightmare and Uncensored TV titles and the SCW titles like Lord Raab has, and only he can be capable of doing so. More so that Lord Raab has beaten Joshua Acquin god knows how many times in his SCW career because he doesn't pose a single threat to him whatsoever. Colby even poses a threat bigger than Joshua does, and that's saying a whole lot. So yes, it's great what you're doing in SCW, but over in SCU, someone must really hate you for the staff to place you in a match against this monster. Granted, you have beaten bigger male opponents before, but they are nothing like this monster who will tear you completely apart."

Raab signals for the title with the cameraman pointing towards Raab's signals, and Henry nods his head.

Henry Losak: "We still speak to good old Skag, well mostly Lord Raab who finds him a future talent in the wrestling business. But that's not important as of right now. What is the fact Lord Raab is going to do what he's been doing for the past two months, beating the holy hell out of Colby, leaving him pretty banged up to a point he's forced to vacate the mixed tag title because he will be too injured to defend the tag title. I'm not sorry that Lord Raab's going to tear you apart, leaving you no room to breathe as Lord Raab wants to be Uncensored TV champion so badly, feeling hungrier than ever to go out tonight and win because you will be too distracted with defending your mixed tag title with Mikah to even care about winning the Uncensored TV champion. Tonight, you will see Lord Raab get brutal and doing everything he can to win because this is predictable from the get-go. Nobody has pinned Lord Raab for a while, and it will continue to be that way tonight, and you fuckers will see it for yourselves tonight. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Masked German Monster bitch."

Raab and Samuel nod as Raab goes on the camera and signals the title, even shouting the Uncensored TV title is his before Henry along with Raab and Samuel follow him away before the cameras go back to ringside for the next match to take place on the show.

Team Canada vs Montgomery Creed, Kader Hasheem and Kittie

Inside of the ring, we see both teams ready to start things off.

Darlyn:  The following contest is a 6 Person Tag Team contested under SCU rules.  Disqualifications, countouts, and rope breaks are in effect!  Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of Dahlia Rotten, Earl Lockyer, and Stewart Mason… Team Canada!!!

“O Canada” plays over the speakers as Team Canada get the crowd hyped up.  They stare across the ring at their opposition, glaring a bit while continuing to get the crowd behind them.

Liam:  Aaaaaaaand their opponents, representing GRIME… Montgomery Creed, Kader Hasheem, and Kittie!!!

“American Landfill” plays over the speakers as Kittie just glares at Dahlia, licking at her bottom lip.  Kader and Monty poke fun at Stewart and Earl, mostly relating to their age.  Kader motions like he’s using a walker, while Monty holds onto his back and groans loudly.  Stewart rushes across the ring and knocks Kader over the top rope, while Earl tackles Monty through the ropes, leaving Kittie and Dahlia to start things off!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ada:  Dahlia rushes at Kittie, but Kittie dodges.  Dahlia spins and catches Kittie with a German Suplex right into the corner.  She stomps away at Kittie.

Chad:  After several stomps, Kittie catches the foot and trips Dahlia to get back up.  She lands several punches to Dahlia’s stomach, but none take effect.

Ada:  Dahlia hits a Headbutt to Kittie, sending her into the ropes.  As she comes back, Dahlia drops Kittie with a Spinebuster!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Chad:  Dahlia is about to go for the cover, but Kader enters and pulls her hair, dropping her on her back.  Earl and Kader begin throwing fists until they make their way out of the ring to brawl.

Ada:  Kittie tags out to Monty, who climbs in and picks Dahlia up.  He lifts her up to her feet and nails a Vertical Suplex on her, going for the cover.


Chad:  Stewart steps in, and back out when Dahlia kicks out.  Monty lifts Dahlia back up, but she rushes him into the corner, throwing punches at him.  He grabs onto her hair and drops, knocking her into the turnbuckle.

Ada:  She stands up, holding onto her head as Monty blows her a kiss.  She glares as she walks over to tag in Stewart.  However, she rushes over and kicks Monty in the crotch!

Chad:  The referee scolds her, but she makes the tag to Stewart.  Stewart enters and begins throwing jabs at Monty’s stomach.  He gets in a few good kicks before nailing an Uppercut that drops him.

Ada:  Kader trips Earl up into the ring steps, and he slides inside, grabbing Stewart from behind and hitting three consecutive German Suplexes.  He slaps Monty’s back as he dives on top for the cover.


Chad:  Dahlia makes the save.  Kittie jumps on Dahlia’s back right after and begins clawing at her face.  Dahlia grabs onto her hair and whips her over her shoulder.

Gena:  The referee tries to gain control in the match again, but it almost seems a lost cause.  However, no one but the referee sees Earl drag Stewart to the corner for the tag.

Chad:  He climbs inside and nails the E.L 91 ( Michinoku Driver 2) on Kader!  Monty tries to surprise Earl, but he ducks and hits another E.L. 91 on Monty and hooks the legs while Kittie flails to try to make the save!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… Earl Lockyer, Dahlia Rotten, and Stewart Mason… Team Canada!!!

Team Canada doesn’t wait around as they leave the ring.  Kittie screams at Dahlia, who challenges her to fight.  Kittie climbs out to try, but the security team is at the ready to stop her.  Dahlia winks as she celebrates with her partners.

Backstage, Linnéa Lacroix stands in her dressing room warming up when Haylie Jo “Halo” Annis walks into the room.

Halo: Y’all ready?

Linnéa shrugs.

Linnéa: How do you guys do this every time? Fight people that you have no idea who they are because they’re under masks and act like an anonymous gang?

Halo shrugs back.

Halo: What choice do we have? We either fight or just let everything die.

Linnéa nods slowly.

Linnéa: There is that…

Halo cracks a smile.

Halo: Aunt Li, just think of it like the other great fight you been in. If we don’t take action, if we let things keep going the way they were, the drugs win.

Linnéa nods slowly, comprehension dawning.

Linnéa: So don’t get caught staring up at heaven through the bottom of a glass…

Halo nods.

Halo: Exactly!

Linnéa: Very insightful.

Halo shrugs.

Halo: Better than being insightful the other way. 

Linnéa can’t help but laugh.

Linnéa: That’s usually the drugs’ job!

Halo smiles.

Halo: And what do we gotta do?

Linnéa: We gotta put in the work and stop ‘em.

Halo nods and the two women embrace.

Halo: Knock ‘em dead, Aunt Li!

Coby Quik vs Lord Raab

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall, for the Number One Contendership to the Uncensored Television Championship, under GRIME Rules!

The first bit of "Welcome to the World" plays through the PA. With each beat, gold lights flash from the top of the stage, bouncing around the arena before finally focusing on the area of the stage between the curtains. Coby steps out onto the stage in his black boxing trunks. His hands are taped and down at his sides. The gold trim on his trunks shine extra bright when the lights hit them. Cheers fill the arena. The camera focuses in on Coby and catches a wide smile grow on his face as he starts to move down the ramp.

Darlyn:  Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 168lb, he is… Coby Quik!!!

Coby doesn't stick to the middle of the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as he moves down the ramp to the ring. He gets to the end of the ramp and hops up on the apron of the ring. Coby turns his back to the ring before wrapping his arms around the top rope and bouncing his feet on the bottom rope, flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring. He takes a few steps towards the center of the ring and waits for his opponent to come down the ramp.

Liam:  Aaaaaaaand his opponent, from Cologne, Germany, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 260lb, he is “The German Monster”... Lord Raab!!!

Monster by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his red and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Masked German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and red stripy mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Raab goes for Coby, but Coby ducks and kicks out the back of Raab’s knee.  He climbs on Raab, looking for a Chokehold.  Raab stands up, struggling, but flips Coby over his shoulder.

Rob:  Coby nails a Stunner in the process.  Raab stumbles back.  Coby goes for a Clothesline, but Raab grips onto Coby’s throat and whips him into the corner.

Chad:  Raab begins kicking and punching at Coby until Coby steps out of the way.  He goes to club Raab’s back, but Raab turns and catches his arm, whipping him into the ropes.

Rob:  Coby ducks a Clothesline, but comes off the opposite ropes and Raab hits a Back Body Drop, but Coby lands on his feet.

Chad:  Raab still capitalizes with a Dragon Sleeper on Coby.  The referee watches as Coby flails around.  As Coby slows, the referee checks on him.  He’s still responsive.

Rob:  Raab isn’t patient as he lifts up, putting his knee into Coby’s back.  He then hits a Belly-to-Back Suplex and bridges into a pin!


Chad:  Coby gets back to his feet and watches as he and Raab circle each other.  Raab lunges, but Coby ducks and kicks the back of his knee out once more.

Rob:  Raab crawls to the corner and slides outside where Henry backs him up.  Henry argues with Coby while Raab searches under the ring for a weapon.

Chad:  Coby goes for a Baseball Slide to Raab and the chair he’s holding, but Henry gets in the way and takes it.  Raab raises the chair and swings on Coby.

Rob:  Coby ducks a few, but he catches one to the top of the head.  Raab sets him up for the Killerbuster (Double Arm Brainbuster) over the chair, nailing it.

Chad:  He rolls Coby inside of the ring and looks down at Henry.  He slides the chair inside of the ring too.

Rob:  He does another Killerbuster on top of the chair.  He looks as if he’s about to go for the cover, but instead, he picks Coby up for a third Killerbuster.

Chad:  He slides his thumb across his throat as he picks Coby up, looking for another Killerbuster.  He nails it and then rolls Coby over for the cover!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner and Number One Contender to the Uncensored Television Championship… Lord Raab!!!

Raab has done his damage as “Monster” plays over the speakers.  He slides out of the ring and helps Henry to his feet.  As the replay shows on the Sin City Tron, Henry applauds Raab as they make their way to the back.  The medical team is checking on Coby.

The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see one of the two competitors in tonight’s TV Title Number One Contender’s Match Ariana Angelos working out in preparation for the match against Veronica Taylor.

Ariana: I’ve been waiting so long to get my hands on her, now I get my chance and a shot at the TV Title on top of it!

HBCarter:  That TV Title is as good as yours!

Ariana looks up and sees her bestie HB Carter standing nearby, she grins broadly before embracing Carter.

HBCarter:  Though I am surprised that you’re not hanging out with Krystal.

Ariana: I’ll be meeting up with her tomorrow night on Climax Control, she’s busy preparing for the Triple Threat Match against Candy and Bea Barnhart.

Ariana explains and Carter nods as he gets the idea.

Ariana: Although, I can’t help but find it funny that both me and Krys are getting contender matches for titles after you won that.

Ariana adds as she points to the Combat Championship over Carter’s shoulder and Carter laughs to himself.

HBCarter:  That is a funny coincidence isn’t it? Well, if all pans out then the three of us will be champions at the same time.

Ariana: Hopefully, we both know how crappy Krystal’s luck has been since she joined the main roster.

Carter nods but before he can say anything else, they are approached by Dev.

Dev: Sorry to interrupt but I wanted to get Ari’s thoughts on her match against Veronica tonight.

Ariana: Thoughts? This match has been months in the making.

Ariana says as she steps forward.

Ariana: Veronica, our little program got derailed when Krystal entered the picture but tonight, we’re putting the matter to rest! I’ll kick your butt all over the Vegas Strip and go on to face Cordelia Clark for the TV Title next week because Fortune Favours the Bold and I will go the distance as Veronica bears witness to the grace of the Angel’s Descent!

HBCarter:  And soon, Team Go will hold gold again!

The besties share a fist bump to illustrate their point as the scene fades.

Linnera Lacroix vs Masked Jade

Darlyn:  On her way to the ring... from New Orleans, Louisiana, standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 145lb, she is... Linnéa Lacroix!!!

As Down's "On March The Saints" hits, the arena is bathed in gold with black revolving Fleur-de-lis all over the place. Linnéa Lacroix makes her way out looking ready to go, her sister and manager, Alissa, standing right next to her. They march down to the ring, smiling confidently. Upon arrival, Alissa steps aside while Linnéa slides into the ring and climbs the nearest corner, raising her arms. She drops to the mat and turns to face her opponent, ready to rock.

Liam:  Aaaaaaand her opponent, representing the masked members of GRIME, she is… Jade!!!

“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers as masked member Jade comes rushing down the entryway.  She stops and walks around the ring, toying with Linnéa.  She acts as if she’s going to get inside, but doesn’t.  After a few times of doing this, she gets inside and settles into her corner, ready for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Linnéa gets ready for Jade as she charges, but it’s just more mind games for Linnéa as Jade never strikes.  Linnéa goes for a punch, but Jade side-steps it.

Rob:  Jade slaps the back of Linnéa’s head, which doesn’t sit too well with her.  She reaches back and grabs for Jade’s mask, nearly unmasking her!

Gena:  But Jade holds tight and refuses to let go, even as Linnéa kicks her right in the gut.  She plants Jade with a DDT and then stands up, giving Jade time to recover.

Rob:  Linnéa watches as Jade starts to stand up, and Linnéa goes for a stomp.  She stops short as Jade tries to prepare for it.  She saunters back a few steps, winking.

Gena:  It’s Linnéa’s turn to play mind games.  She circles Jade, who lashes out, but Linnéa avoids it.  Jade gets to her feet and the two circle each other.

Rob:  Jade tries to tie up, but Linnéa steps out of the way and slaps Jade across the back of the head.  She steps back as Jade goes for a Roundhouse Kick.

Gena:  Linnéa catches the foot, but Jade jumps and nails the Roundhouse with her other leg.  Linnéa goes down and Jade goes for it.


Rob:  Jade picks Linnéa up and whips her into the corner.  She goes for a Spear, but Linnéa ducks.  As she comes off the ropes, Jade hits a Fireman’s Carry, with mount punches.

Gena:  Jade throws fists like a professional.  Once the crowd calls out enough, the referee begins counting her down.


Rob:  Jade lets up and slowly steps back.  She waits for Linnéa to get up, but she doesn’t.  Jade picks her up, and Linnéa throws Jade’s arms to the side.  She kicks her in the gut.

Gena:  Jade pushes Linnéa back into the corner as she pushes the pain aside.  She charges at Linnéa, who ducks and locks on the Hung Out to Dry (Tarantula)!  The crowd cheers, but the referee counts.


Rob:  Linnéa lets her go.  As Jade slips back into the ring, Linnéa stands up and goes to pick Jade up, but Jade rolls her up, and she’s grabbing the tights! But the ref doesn’t see!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Masked member Jade!!!

The crowd boos as Jade slips out of the ring and to the back as “American Landfill” plays over the speakers.

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2021, 02:57:17 AM »

We pan to the office of Gianni Di Luca as he watches the last match with a smile on his face.  He rubs his hands together as he straightens up in his chair.

Gianni:  Now that’s how ya do things around hey…

But before Gianni can even start to get up from his seat, he hears a strange sound from outside of his door, followed by water flowing in from under the door.

Gianni:  What the fuck?

Gianni starts to get up when his door opens up.  He is greeted by the sight of Light Blue and Indigo, sopping wet from the brawl earlier with the Hardcore Tag Team Champions inside of the wave pool.  And to add to things, Rainbow is standing between them.  They all stare at Gianni, and he can feel their eyes burning from behind their masks.

Indigo:  Gianni?  You got some ‘splainin’ to dooooooo…

Light Blue:  Lots of ‘splainin’.  It’s bad enough that we been walking around backstage for months now, tryin’ to make moves for them Hardcore Tag titles, and ain’t even been given a chance to earn them… but you let that ratchet ass bitch, Omasa, evade our girl Rainbow.  Care to ‘splain’ that?

Gianni opens his mouth to speak, but Indigo walks up to Gianni, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him in closer.

Indigo:  The next words outta yo mouth better be chosen wisely, ‘cause you made the mistake of letting everyone know that if someone physically assaults you, they can get what they want, and baby… we in the mood for physically assaultin’ someone, ya heard?

Rainbow takes a step closer to Gianni as well, and Light Blue nods her head.  Gianni looks to the three women with a bit of a smirk on his face.

Gianni:  Calm ya tits, ladies.  What ya did to The Jeckels out there was impressive, and I was gonna give ya a shot next week.  But this little display has me second guessin’ myself.

Indigo trips Gianni up and onto the ground, mounting him as she prepares to punch him.

Gianni:  Difference between you and Omasa is about fifteen pounds and a helluva lotta fighting skill.  In light of the interest you two draw, I’m not gonna fire ya, but get them checkbooks ready for a fine, and get the fuck off me before I put the hurt on ya.

Indigo:  Boy, please.

Indigo shakes her head, but heeds his warning anyway, getting up.  Rainbow reaches down and gives Gianni a hand in getting up. He straightens out his shirt, and blows a kiss to Indigo.  He clears his throat, but isn’t afforded a chance to speak.

Rainbow: Speaking of fine. You need to do your damned job and either fine Omasa or fire her.  She is refusing to fucking wrestle and is pretty much holding the company to ransom because she want to wrestle Amy Marshall and no-one else.  She is dishonouring the GRIME Nightmare championship and dishonouring the very GRIME name. She doesn’t give a shit and she needs to be taught a lesson.

Force her to wrestle… if not then I won’t be sorry for what I do her.

Gianni nods his head.

Gianni:  You ain’t sayin’ nothing I ain’t already thinking, Bow.  Plus, after the other night, the way you and Filth fought it out like champs, I’m seein’ ya in a whole new light.  Filth ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at.  And that chemistry makes me wonder who ya are under that mask. Tell ya what.  Show me yours, and I’ll show you that title.

Rainbow punches Gianni right in the stomach.  Gianni holds onto his stomach as he hunches over slightly.

Rainbow:  You forget that I own part of GRIME Wrestling, and I can fire you on a whim. Do your damn job, and get me Omasa, and get these two ladies their shot at The Jeckels. Don’t make me wait any longer.

Rainbow snaps her fingers, and both ladies turn around to walk away.

Gianni:  I think we could work this out together.  Common enemies and all.  But do me a favor, and never threaten me again, cause ya not gonna like the results of that one.

Rainbow stops while the other two walk away.  She thinks about it for a second, and answers with a simple nod.


Ariana Angelos vs Veronica Taylor

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall, for the Number One Contendership to the Uncensored Television Championship, and will be contested under No Disqualifications rules!!!

The intro to “Fortune Favours the Bold” hits the speakers and once the vocals hit Ariana comes out to a modest reception, the young wrestler claps hand with the fans at ringside as she makes her way down to the ring.

Darlyn: Introducing, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania “The Greek Angel” Ariana Angelos!

Ariana rolls into the ring and poses for the crowd before waiting for the match to start.

Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.

Liam: Representing GRIME...  From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!

Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. As, Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ada: Veronica strikes a pose, flipping her hair as she mocks Ari, but her back is turned, and Ari is not having it.  She tackles Veronica to the ground, throwing elbows to the back of her head!

Gena:  I think literally everyone wants to do that to Veronica.  Veronica rolls over, and Ari continues throwing elbows. Veronica blocks one and claws Ari’s face.

Ada:  Veronica kicks Ari off of her and then grabs onto her hair and hits a Monkey Flip.  Veronica rolls over on top of Ari, clawing at her face.

Gena:  Starting to think Lexa’s call for No DQ might not have been the best call.  Ref tries to get Veronica off, but Veronica refuses.

Ada:  After a few attempts, the distraction is just enough so that Ari can lock on a Body Scissors, crushing Veronica as she leans forward, Headbutt to Veronica!

Gena:  Veronica rolls to the edge of the ring and tries to climb out, but Ari grabs at her leg.  Veronica kicks with everything she’s got until she breaks free and lands outside.

Ada:  Ari follows her outside, and Veronica tries to grab a weapon, but Ari stops her, hammering away at her back. She pulls the chair from Veronica and throws it to the side.

Gena:  Veronica pulls out a bat, but Ari wrestles that away as well.  She swings it at Veronica, who moves and begins running.  Ari chases her with the bat.

Ada:  Veronica makes a few rounds as she circles the ring before a fan smacks her in the face with a foam finger… Wait, that’s Helluva Bottom Carter! Not fair!

Gena:  “It’s playing the game” as GRIME likes to call it.  And Ari catches up with the bat and cracks Veronica across the ribs.  Veronica doubles over, and Ari clobbers her with the bat.

Ada:  Ari drops the bat and nails a DDT onto the chair in front of her.  She picks Veronica up and slides her back inside of the ring.  She climbs up top…

Gena:  She looks out to the cheering crowd, but she’s wasting time!  She’s soaking in the cheers.  She then gets into position for the Angel’s Descent (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press)! AND YES! SHE NAILS IT!!!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner and Number One Contender to the Uncensored Television Championship… Ariana Angelos!!!

“Fortune Favours the Bold” plays and Ari practically screams in delight as she looks down at Veronica moving around on the mat, but the lights are out.  Ari points down at her a few times, and then throws her arms into the air.  She joins Carter in the front row, and he gives her a huge hug. They begin celebrating with the crowd.

Alex Rush vs Max Burke

Darlyn:  The following contest is a standard match, and is scheduled for one fall!!!

Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.

Liam: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!

Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for the match to start.

Jared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin"  cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance. A light from below reveals Max Burke and his associate "The Freight Train Of Pain" Casey Williams.

Liam:  On his way to the ring, from Dorchester, New Brunswick Canada, standing at 6' and weighing in at 220lb... Max Burke!!!

As the music intensifies, Burke reaches the edge of the squared circle. He turns on his heel, and makes his way to the ring steps. Once on the ringside apron, Burke glides his finger over the top rope as he walks to the center. He turns, his head bowed. Spotlights hit him from all directions as his music reaches a crescendo. Max swiftly removes his mask and cackles into the camera.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Max rushes at Alex, after the hijinx of the last few house shows.  He tackles Alex to the ground, and the two roll around.  Max throws punches, while Alex pinches and tickles Max.

Ada:  Max gives in first, and Alex kips up from the mat, kind of.  He stumbles, but he sticks the landing.  But during this, Max rolls him up from behind, handful of tights.


Chad:  Max gets caught, and the referee stops the count.  Max releases and Alex comes off the ropes, hitting a Bell Clap on Max, stunning him.

Ada:  Alex hits a quick, but ineffective series of punches to Max’s stomach.  He then drops down and goes for a comical Legsweep.  Max jumps over it, but Alex comes back and nails another.

Crowd:  YEAHHHHH!!!

Chad:  With Max down, Alex grabs the back of Max’s head and twists him forward some with a modified Headlock.  He slaps at Max’s back, shouting at him in a mocking way.

Ada:  He’s going to leave a handprint on Max’s back, he says.  He nails a few slaps before Max begins clubbing at Alex’s back.  He does so until he can break free.

Chad:  Alex is on his feet first as he goes for a Battering Ram, but Max moves out of the way and sends Alex through the ropes.  He glares out at Alex as he catches his breath.


Ada:  Alex is back in the ring, but Max stomps on him as soon as he enters.  He lifts Alex up and tosses him into the corner and hits a Battering Ram of his own.

Chad:  As Alex goes down, Max drags him to the center of the ring.  He drops a Headbutt to Alex’s stomach and covers.


Ada:  Max slaps the mat and begins arguing with the referee.  It is an SCU official, so the count was kind of slow.

Chad:  Which means it’s harder to win matches, especially when you take away the weapons and gang attacks.

Ada:  Alex sneaks up behind Max and goes for a Roll Up pin, but Max rolls out of it and sets him up for Nail in the Coffin (Ted Hart Hangman's Driver), and he gets it! Goes for the cover!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Max Burke!!!

Max wastes no time celebrating.  Instead, he lifts Alex up and tosses him to the outside.  He walks around the ring until he finds a trashcan near the timekeepers table.  He drags it over near Alex and then dumps Alex into it head first.  He cleans his hands off and shouts.

Max:  That’s where you belong!  In the trash, you piece of trash!

He then kicks the trashcan over and heads up the rampway where he is greeted by Ruby.  The two go backstage.

Father Gerald Shepherd vs Javier Gonzalez

A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding.  It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena.  The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.

Darlyn: On his way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma he is 6'6" and weighed in this morning at 275lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds he is your SCU Underground Champion... Father Gerald Shepherd!

And the boos become louder.  Gerald runs out onto the stage, throwing his hands in the air, looking up, giving us a look at the Underground Championship.  He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage.  He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he shouts out a verse.  He walks down the ramp as he continues to read. He sits it on the ring steps and runs up them.  He walks across the apron as he seeks His praise. He gets inside of the ring and slowly spins around before settling in a corner and… asks for a microphone… He sets down The Good Book on the turnbuckle and steps out of the corner.  He removes the Underground Championship and places it over his shoulder.

Gerald:  Today, the eve of the Lord’s day, I come before you all to bear confession.

Gerald switches the belt to the other shoulder.  He then looks out to ringside where Tim Shepherd (Staggs), Andrew Borg, and even Brother David have settled into.  With a nod of approval, he turns back to the crowd.

Gerald:  I have been a much quieter champion that I have intended to be.  I started off strong, but I gotta tell you.  This roster leaves so much to be desired.  I can only tell you all that you’re a bunch of heathens before even I get bored hearing myself talk.

Gerald nods his head.

Gerald:  I’m starting to see why O’Malley boot scooted up to strictly the main roster.  Of course, he got the Shepherd treatment there as well, so I bet he’s regretting that decision.

Gerald smirks.

Gerald:  I don’t mean to over glorify the horrible human being, because then I might as well give shout outs to the entire SCU roster.  Instead, let me get to my point.

The crowd boos, but Gerald shakes his head.

Gerald:  Tonight, I ain’t got the patience… There’s plenty of other time for a sermon.  But tonight, it’s about unburdening my soul before God himself.  See, GRIME messed up.  I saw how little this roster cared for job security, so I let them be.  I made peace in my mind with losing my daughter.  I moved on.  But then…

Gerald can’t help but laugh a little as he begins to shake with anger.  He tries to control it, but you can read it in his posture.

Gerald:  Then, they had the stones to injure my soon-to-be daughter-in-law.  To take it a step further, they injured my wife.  Sister Virginia and Mother Mavis will be out of action for quite some time.  And you can thank the likes of Skag, Rory Rockefeller, The Monstimals, Max Burke, Angel of Filth, Queen of Apathy, who already met her own fate, and Kittie.  And that is only who we know of with the spotted memory Mother Mavis and Sister Ginny have right now.

Gerald is about to continue, but instead, he growls.  He falls to his knees and throws his arm up toward the ceiling.


Gerald catches his breath and slowly calms himself down.  He steps back to his feet.

Gerald:  I am a hand of God.  His General in charge.  But right now, I feel a lot like opening a can of “fuck you up” and pouring it on Javier.  I gotta confess…  And it is for that very reason that I demand my Underground Championship be put on the line tonight.  Because I will walk away with the belt on my person, still your champion.  And I am so confident in that, that I’m willing to tempt the enemy with the only thing left sacred in this damned company!  I…

Gerald is about to continue, but he bites at his wrist.  Just then, we cut backstage to see Javier walking down the hallway toward the curtains, dragging Esther by the hair as he goes.

Javier:  Andale perra.  Let’s go see your papi.  Tell him what a bad girl you been since you joined GRIME.  All the sex, drugs, rock n’ roll.  Since we’re making confessions.

Javi continues to head down to the curtains when David, Andrew, and Tim rush up the rampway, only for Filth, The Jeckels, and Skag step in the way with chains and padlocks.

Javier:  Not so fast, homez.  Don’t you wanna hear my confession?  It’s been a while, mang.  See, tonight, I assaulted a man, left him bleeding from the head.  Knocked out cold somewhere in this building.  Because traitors are bitches, and bitches get stitches.  But then I saw this pretty little thing walk into the room, and she wouldn’t shut up.  So I figured I would play a game.  Call off your dogs, and I’ll give her back safely to you.

Gerald shrugs his shoulders as Esther cries out.  She turns and smacks Javi across the face.

Esther:  Look here you little bitch!

Javier:  Mira aquí, pequeña perra!  You put one more hand on me, and I will let Filth and Helena give you the Shepherd treatment.  Comprende? Good…

Javi pushes Esther through the curtains and David holds Tim and Andrew back.  Javi waves his way past them.  He walks down the ramp, and David tries to charge him, but Javi turns around and shields himself with Esther.

Javier:  If you wanna do the work for me, then by all means maricona… Have it your way…

Javi walks down the rampway as several members of GRIME circle the barricade for backup.  Javi wraps a chain around Esther’s hands and laces it tightly so that she’s held tight to the ringpost.

Javier then throws his arms in the air, demanding his introduction.

Liam: Coming to the ring from Albuquerque, NM, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 190lb, he is… Javier… Gonzalez!!!

Javier charges around the ring, and slides inside. He watches his back very closely as he hits a couple ringposts, winding himself up.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Last interbrand match of the night.  SCU is 4-4-1 so far.

Rob:  In reality, Veronica is an SCU star, so we’ve already won the battle.  It’s time for GRIME to sit pretty.

Gena:  Gerald wastes no time charging Javi, only for Javi to pretend to wave a cape in front of him, dodging him at every turn.  He finally catches Gerald and throws him across the ring.

Rob:  Power play by the GRIME Godfather.  He is going to take another SCU championship and bring it to GRIME.

Gena:  I wouldn’t be too sure.  Gerald gets up and as Javi tries to kick him in the face, Gerald grabs his foot and spins, taking him down with a Dragon Screw.

Rob:  Gerald picks Javi up from the mat and sends him flying across the ring and into the corner.  Gerald nails a Big Boot.  He then throws Javi across the ring.

Gena:  Only Gerald doesn’t show off.  He follows Javi and puts a boot to the back of his head, crashing it into the mat.  Javi’s head bounces off, and Gerald turns him over.

Rob:  Another set of mount punches.  Doesn’t SCU get tired of doing that all the time?  We’ve seen it in every match so far.

Gena:  Ope, Gerald kicks Javi right in the face, so much so that the referee has to back him away.  Gerald roars as he tries to get past, but the referee points to the title on the timekeeper’s table.

Rob:  Gerald stops as Javi gets up to his feet, but then he pushes past and hits a Body Avalanche.  He then lifts Javi onto the top turnbuckle.  He’s looking for a Superplex.

Gena:  Oh!  But Javi pokes him in the eyes.  As Gerald falls back, Javi leaps off with a Frog Splash!  He hooks the leg!


Rob:  Esther is screaming at ringside, as it’s clear that this is the last place she wants to be right now.  She tries to pull her hands out of her restraint, but no luck.

Gena:  Javi circle stomps Gerald, shouting vulgarities at him as the crowd boos him.  He reaches down to pick Gerald up, but Gerald grounds his weight.

Rob:  Javi stomps him a few more times, and then lifts him up.  He sends Gerald into the ropes.  Gerald rebounds, looking for a Spear, but Javi side steps him.

Gena: He hits a Dropkick to Gerald’s back.  He then hits a Bulldog. He goes for the cover!


Gena:  Javi lifts Gerald up and sends him into the corner for Javi Bux (Shoulderbutts to cornered opponent, followed by a Back Handspring, then a Spear)! He nails it!

Rob:  Looks like we’ve got a new SCU… GRIME Underground Champion in Javier Gonzalez…

Gena:  Shut you damn… Javi is just gloating and showboating now.  He steps outside of the ring to shout at Esther, but what he doesn’t see is Andrey Azarov jumping over the barricade!

Rob:  Show your loyalty, Andrey!  His head might be wrapped, but he’s had some sense knocked into him!  The referee checks on Gerald, as he doesn’t seem responsive.

Gena:  And while the ref is distracted, Andrey clobbers Javi over the head with a steel chair!  He whips Javi into the corner and does his own move against him.  And HE nails it!  He rolls Javi inside.

Rob:  Esther stops screaming immediately and slides her hands out of the chains.  Gerald practically jumps on top of Javi and hooks the leg as Esther and Andrey kiss! NO!!!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner and STILL SCU Underground Champion… Father Gerald Shepherd!!!

Gerald rolls outside of the ring and grabs his title.  “Spirit In the Sky” plays, but Gerald doesn’t stop.  He clobbers Javi with the belt.  He continues to do so until security comes out and pulls him off of the nearly lifeless Javi.  Gerald looks at the blood on the belt and his eyes widen.  After a moment, he walks around the ring to glare at Andrey and Esther.  He finally gives them a nod before meeting David, Andrew, and Tim to go to the back.

Underground Champion
Jenifer Lacroix vs Valentina

Darlyn:  The Main Event contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SCU Underground Championship!

J'ai un grand projet pour l'avenir
Pour lui plaire je vais devenir

Jenny from from the curtain to cheers and whistling from the men in the arena. Jenny waves at the crowd as she gets introduced.

Darlyn:  On her way to the ring, from France, standing at 5’3” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Jenifer LaCroix!!!

Jenny rocks out on the way to the ring jumping to the beat of the song as the lyrics play.

La Stone Family
I am Marvin Gaye
Donny Hathaway
Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Je changerais

Jenny slides in the ring and continues to jump around to the beat, getting the crowd hyped up for the match.

Tu sais, tu sais, tu sais
Je changerais
Demain ou peut-être jamais

Jenny climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the music fades out raising her hand in the air getting a last minute pop from the crowd.

Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting booed at the sight of the Underground Championship around her waist.  Not to mention, Angel Kash comes around the corner, almost demanding the attention for herself as she swings her Gucci bag over her shoulder to strike a pose with Valentina.

Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds.  Your SCU Underground Champion, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp with Angel Kash by her side.. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile as Angel wishes her luck. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight, even as she hands over the belt.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Jenifer isn’t playing.  She steps right to the center of the ring.  Valentina isn’t backing down as she meets her there.  The two stare at each other, even as Jen extends her hand for a shake.

Chad:  Val slaps Jen’s hand out of the way and slaps her across the face.  Jen looks to the side before she throws a right hook, left jab, uppercut, uppercut, uppercut like a special combo before she Superkick’s Val into the corner!

Gena:  She goes for further assault on Val, but Val drops down and to the outside to catch her breath as Angel pats her back to get her hyped back up.  Once Val is ready, she slides back inside, and Jen is there to stomp away at her.

Chad:  Val rolls out of the other side of the ring, shouting at Jen to back up and let her in.  Jen leans over the ropes and demands Val fight honorably.  Val grabs onto Jen’s feet and trips her up, dragging her to the outside.  She catapults Jen into the barricade.


Gena:  Val rolls inside, and then back out, even though Angel tells her to stay inside.  She grabs onto the barricade and hovers over Jen as she stomps her rapidly, cursing her out in Spanish.  Once she’s had enough, she picks Jen up and flings her toward the ring post.


Chad:  But Jen reverses it, sending Val into the ring post.  She then nails a Clothesline to Val’s back, bashing her face into it once more.  Angel spins Jen around and starts getting mouthy with her.


Gena:  Big mistake as Jen instantly twists Angel right into the Kimura Lock!  Angel taps and screams out in agony  Val grabs Jen by the back of the head and whips her right off of Angel.  She whips Jen into the apron and then charges, jumping onto it, and hitting a Tornado DDT!


Chad:  She lifts Jen up and rolls her inside, climbing in after, and she goes for the cover!


Chad:  Jen puts her foot on the bottom rope to save energy from kicking out.  Val slaps the mat angrily twice before pulling Jen to her feet.  But Jen shoves her into the corner and then nails a Superwoman Punch to the champ!

Gena:  Angel steps onto the apron and tries to get inside of the ring.  The referee stops her, but Angel continues to struggle to get inside.  She finally pushes past the referee and smacks Jen in the face with a handheld mirror, breaking it in half!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Oh what the fuck?!

Darlyn:  As a result of a disqualification, your winner… Jenifer Lacroix!!!  But, due to titles not changing hands in the event of a disqualification… STILL your SCU Underground Champion… Valentina!!!

Jen is pissed off, but she doesn’t have the chance to fight it when Val slides inside of the ring with a baseball bat and cracks Jen over the head with it.  “Boss Bitch” plays over the speakers, even as Linnea Lacroix, Celeste North, and Alissa Lacroix rush down the rampway.  Angel’s own private security steps over the barricade to hold them back as Val throws Jen through the line and in front of her friends and family.  Val then takes the microphone.

Valentina:  Listen up putas.  This does not concern any of you.  This title belongs to me, and there was no way Jenifer was going to take it from me.  I could have had her streak right there, but Angel needed her get back.  And if you think I’m bad now, wait until after this next defense.  Because Lexa said that I could defend it against Angel AFTER I defended it against Jenifer.  Here I am, still champ, so what better place than here and now?


Valentina:  Oh shut the fuck up, losers… Valentina is the champion, and you gorditas are just jealous… A real champion can do double duty, so here we go…

Val drops the mic and steps back inside of the ring.  Angel gets inside after pulling something else from her purse.  She whispers to Val and then hands it to her, but Val shakes her head.  Angel pulls a pen out and scribbles onto it.  Val considers it, and then holds up one finger.  Angel sighs, but after a second, she scribbles again.  Val stuffs it into her top and pushes Angel, hard.  Angel’s eyes widen as Val waves for the referee to call for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Angel charges at Val, but Val moves out of the way.  Angel spins around quickly and… touches Val on the tip of the nose.  Val holds onto her chest and falls back.  Angel jumps on top, oh no…………


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner and new SCU Underground Champion… Angel Kash…?


The crowd rains trash down on the ring as Angel stands up proudly.  “Superficial” plays over the speakers as Angel ignores the trash, the anger, and the heat she’s drawing in from the crowd, and the three women on the rampway, being blocked off by private security.  Val pops up and looks at the check and shrieks.  She looks at the camera as she holds up the check.

Valentina:  One cool millie, baby!

She kisses at the camera as Angel takes her championship from the table, and her and Valentina leave the ringside area, carefully guarded by their security.  Jenifer, Celeste, and Linnea try to get to them, but to no avail.  And even as they are boxed off and exit to the backstage area, Melissa Ruin, Kelli Torres, Halo Annis, Merlot Ayano, Ariana Angelos, Krystal Wolfe, Dahlia Rotten, Cordelia and Morgan Clark, Stacy Ruin, Michi, Mrs Right, and Esther Azarov all shake their heads in disgust at what they’ve just seen.  This doesn’t stop the two from gloating as the show goes off the air.