We pan to the office of Gianni Di Luca as he watches the last match with a smile on his face. He rubs his hands together as he straightens up in his chair.
Gianni: Now that’s how ya do things around hey…
But before Gianni can even start to get up from his seat, he hears a strange sound from outside of his door, followed by water flowing in from under the door.
Gianni: What the fuck?
Gianni starts to get up when his door opens up. He is greeted by the sight of Light Blue and Indigo, sopping wet from the brawl earlier with the Hardcore Tag Team Champions inside of the wave pool. And to add to things, Rainbow is standing between them. They all stare at Gianni, and he can feel their eyes burning from behind their masks.
Indigo: Gianni? You got some ‘splainin’ to dooooooo…
Light Blue: Lots of ‘splainin’. It’s bad enough that we been walking around backstage for months now, tryin’ to make moves for them Hardcore Tag titles, and ain’t even been given a chance to earn them… but you let that ratchet ass bitch, Omasa, evade our girl Rainbow. Care to ‘splain’ that?
Gianni opens his mouth to speak, but Indigo walks up to Gianni, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him in closer.
Indigo: The next words outta yo mouth better be chosen wisely, ‘cause you made the mistake of letting everyone know that if someone physically assaults you, they can get what they want, and baby… we in the mood for physically assaultin’ someone, ya heard?
Rainbow takes a step closer to Gianni as well, and Light Blue nods her head. Gianni looks to the three women with a bit of a smirk on his face.
Gianni: Calm ya tits, ladies. What ya did to The Jeckels out there was impressive, and I was gonna give ya a shot next week. But this little display has me second guessin’ myself.
Indigo trips Gianni up and onto the ground, mounting him as she prepares to punch him.
Gianni: Difference between you and Omasa is about fifteen pounds and a helluva lotta fighting skill. In light of the interest you two draw, I’m not gonna fire ya, but get them checkbooks ready for a fine, and get the fuck off me before I put the hurt on ya.
Indigo: Boy, please.
Indigo shakes her head, but heeds his warning anyway, getting up. Rainbow reaches down and gives Gianni a hand in getting up. He straightens out his shirt, and blows a kiss to Indigo. He clears his throat, but isn’t afforded a chance to speak.
Rainbow: Speaking of fine. You need to do your damned job and either fine Omasa or fire her. She is refusing to fucking wrestle and is pretty much holding the company to ransom because she want to wrestle Amy Marshall and no-one else. She is dishonouring the GRIME Nightmare championship and dishonouring the very GRIME name. She doesn’t give a shit and she needs to be taught a lesson.
Force her to wrestle… if not then I won’t be sorry for what I do her.
Gianni nods his head.
Gianni: You ain’t sayin’ nothing I ain’t already thinking, Bow. Plus, after the other night, the way you and Filth fought it out like champs, I’m seein’ ya in a whole new light. Filth ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. And that chemistry makes me wonder who ya are under that mask. Tell ya what. Show me yours, and I’ll show you that title.
Rainbow punches Gianni right in the stomach. Gianni holds onto his stomach as he hunches over slightly.
Rainbow: You forget that I own part of GRIME Wrestling, and I can fire you on a whim. Do your damn job, and get me Omasa, and get these two ladies their shot at The Jeckels. Don’t make me wait any longer.
Rainbow snaps her fingers, and both ladies turn around to walk away.
Gianni: I think we could work this out together. Common enemies and all. But do me a favor, and never threaten me again, cause ya not gonna like the results of that one.
Rainbow stops while the other two walk away. She thinks about it for a second, and answers with a simple nod.
Ariana Angelos vs Veronica Taylor
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, for the Number One Contendership to the Uncensored Television Championship, and will be contested under No Disqualifications rules!!!
The intro to “Fortune Favours the Bold” hits the speakers and once the vocals hit Ariana comes out to a modest reception, the young wrestler claps hand with the fans at ringside as she makes her way down to the ring.
Darlyn: Introducing, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania “The Greek Angel” Ariana Angelos!
Ariana rolls into the ring and poses for the crowd before waiting for the match to start.
Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.
Liam: Representing GRIME... From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!
Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. As, Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ada: Veronica strikes a pose, flipping her hair as she mocks Ari, but her back is turned, and Ari is not having it. She tackles Veronica to the ground, throwing elbows to the back of her head!
Gena: I think literally everyone wants to do that to Veronica. Veronica rolls over, and Ari continues throwing elbows. Veronica blocks one and claws Ari’s face.
Ada: Veronica kicks Ari off of her and then grabs onto her hair and hits a Monkey Flip. Veronica rolls over on top of Ari, clawing at her face.
Gena: Starting to think Lexa’s call for No DQ might not have been the best call. Ref tries to get Veronica off, but Veronica refuses.
Ada: After a few attempts, the distraction is just enough so that Ari can lock on a Body Scissors, crushing Veronica as she leans forward, Headbutt to Veronica!
Gena: Veronica rolls to the edge of the ring and tries to climb out, but Ari grabs at her leg. Veronica kicks with everything she’s got until she breaks free and lands outside.
Ada: Ari follows her outside, and Veronica tries to grab a weapon, but Ari stops her, hammering away at her back. She pulls the chair from Veronica and throws it to the side.
Gena: Veronica pulls out a bat, but Ari wrestles that away as well. She swings it at Veronica, who moves and begins running. Ari chases her with the bat.
Ada: Veronica makes a few rounds as she circles the ring before a fan smacks her in the face with a foam finger… Wait, that’s Helluva Bottom Carter! Not fair!
Gena: “It’s playing the game” as GRIME likes to call it. And Ari catches up with the bat and cracks Veronica across the ribs. Veronica doubles over, and Ari clobbers her with the bat.
Ada: Ari drops the bat and nails a DDT onto the chair in front of her. She picks Veronica up and slides her back inside of the ring. She climbs up top…
Gena: She looks out to the cheering crowd, but she’s wasting time! She’s soaking in the cheers. She then gets into position for the Angel’s Descent (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press)! AND YES! SHE NAILS IT!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and Number One Contender to the Uncensored Television Championship… Ariana Angelos!!!
“Fortune Favours the Bold” plays and Ari practically screams in delight as she looks down at Veronica moving around on the mat, but the lights are out. Ari points down at her a few times, and then throws her arms into the air. She joins Carter in the front row, and he gives her a huge hug. They begin celebrating with the crowd.
Alex Rush vs Max Burke
Darlyn: The following contest is a standard match, and is scheduled for one fall!!!
Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.
Liam: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!
Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for the match to start.
Jared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin" cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance. A light from below reveals Max Burke and his associate "The Freight Train Of Pain" Casey Williams.
Liam: On his way to the ring, from Dorchester, New Brunswick Canada, standing at 6' and weighing in at 220lb... Max Burke!!!
As the music intensifies, Burke reaches the edge of the squared circle. He turns on his heel, and makes his way to the ring steps. Once on the ringside apron, Burke glides his finger over the top rope as he walks to the center. He turns, his head bowed. Spotlights hit him from all directions as his music reaches a crescendo. Max swiftly removes his mask and cackles into the camera.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Max rushes at Alex, after the hijinx of the last few house shows. He tackles Alex to the ground, and the two roll around. Max throws punches, while Alex pinches and tickles Max.
Ada: Max gives in first, and Alex kips up from the mat, kind of. He stumbles, but he sticks the landing. But during this, Max rolls him up from behind, handful of tights.
Chad: Max gets caught, and the referee stops the count. Max releases and Alex comes off the ropes, hitting a Bell Clap on Max, stunning him.
Ada: Alex hits a quick, but ineffective series of punches to Max’s stomach. He then drops down and goes for a comical Legsweep. Max jumps over it, but Alex comes back and nails another.
Chad: With Max down, Alex grabs the back of Max’s head and twists him forward some with a modified Headlock. He slaps at Max’s back, shouting at him in a mocking way.
Ada: He’s going to leave a handprint on Max’s back, he says. He nails a few slaps before Max begins clubbing at Alex’s back. He does so until he can break free.
Chad: Alex is on his feet first as he goes for a Battering Ram, but Max moves out of the way and sends Alex through the ropes. He glares out at Alex as he catches his breath.
Ada: Alex is back in the ring, but Max stomps on him as soon as he enters. He lifts Alex up and tosses him into the corner and hits a Battering Ram of his own.
Chad: As Alex goes down, Max drags him to the center of the ring. He drops a Headbutt to Alex’s stomach and covers.
Ada: Max slaps the mat and begins arguing with the referee. It is an SCU official, so the count was kind of slow.
Chad: Which means it’s harder to win matches, especially when you take away the weapons and gang attacks.
Ada: Alex sneaks up behind Max and goes for a Roll Up pin, but Max rolls out of it and sets him up for Nail in the Coffin (Ted Hart Hangman's Driver), and he gets it! Goes for the cover!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Max Burke!!!
Max wastes no time celebrating. Instead, he lifts Alex up and tosses him to the outside. He walks around the ring until he finds a trashcan near the timekeepers table. He drags it over near Alex and then dumps Alex into it head first. He cleans his hands off and shouts.
Max: That’s where you belong! In the trash, you piece of trash!
He then kicks the trashcan over and heads up the rampway where he is greeted by Ruby. The two go backstage.
Father Gerald Shepherd vs Javier Gonzalez
A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.
Darlyn: On his way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma he is 6'6" and weighed in this morning at 275lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds he is your SCU Underground Champion... Father Gerald Shepherd!
And the boos become louder. Gerald runs out onto the stage, throwing his hands in the air, looking up, giving us a look at the Underground Championship. He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage. He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he shouts out a verse. He walks down the ramp as he continues to read. He sits it on the ring steps and runs up them. He walks across the apron as he seeks His praise. He gets inside of the ring and slowly spins around before settling in a corner and… asks for a microphone… He sets down The Good Book on the turnbuckle and steps out of the corner. He removes the Underground Championship and places it over his shoulder.
Gerald: Today, the eve of the Lord’s day, I come before you all to bear confession.
Gerald switches the belt to the other shoulder. He then looks out to ringside where Tim Shepherd (Staggs), Andrew Borg, and even Brother David have settled into. With a nod of approval, he turns back to the crowd.
Gerald: I have been a much quieter champion that I have intended to be. I started off strong, but I gotta tell you. This roster leaves so much to be desired. I can only tell you all that you’re a bunch of heathens before even I get bored hearing myself talk.
Gerald nods his head.
Gerald: I’m starting to see why O’Malley boot scooted up to strictly the main roster. Of course, he got the Shepherd treatment there as well, so I bet he’s regretting that decision.
Gerald: I don’t mean to over glorify the horrible human being, because then I might as well give shout outs to the entire SCU roster. Instead, let me get to my point.
The crowd boos, but Gerald shakes his head.
Gerald: Tonight, I ain’t got the patience… There’s plenty of other time for a sermon. But tonight, it’s about unburdening my soul before God himself. See, GRIME messed up. I saw how little this roster cared for job security, so I let them be. I made peace in my mind with losing my daughter. I moved on. But then…
Gerald can’t help but laugh a little as he begins to shake with anger. He tries to control it, but you can read it in his posture.
Gerald: Then, they had the stones to injure my soon-to-be daughter-in-law. To take it a step further, they injured my wife. Sister Virginia and Mother Mavis will be out of action for quite some time. And you can thank the likes of Skag, Rory Rockefeller, The Monstimals, Max Burke, Angel of Filth, Queen of Apathy, who already met her own fate, and Kittie. And that is only who we know of with the spotted memory Mother Mavis and Sister Ginny have right now.
Gerald is about to continue, but instead, he growls. He falls to his knees and throws his arm up toward the ceiling.
Gerald: I AM BUT A MAN, LORD! WEAK! FILLED WITH RAGE! VENGEANCE CONSUMING ME!!! I’M READY TO BREAK A FEW COMMANDMENTS, LORD!
Gerald catches his breath and slowly calms himself down. He steps back to his feet.
Gerald: I am a hand of God. His General in charge. But right now, I feel a lot like opening a can of “fuck you up” and pouring it on Javier. I gotta confess… And it is for that very reason that I demand my Underground Championship be put on the line tonight. Because I will walk away with the belt on my person, still your champion. And I am so confident in that, that I’m willing to tempt the enemy with the only thing left sacred in this damned company! I…
Gerald is about to continue, but he bites at his wrist. Just then, we cut backstage to see Javier walking down the hallway toward the curtains, dragging Esther by the hair as he goes.
Javier: Andale perra. Let’s go see your papi. Tell him what a bad girl you been since you joined GRIME. All the sex, drugs, rock n’ roll. Since we’re making confessions.
Javi continues to head down to the curtains when David, Andrew, and Tim rush up the rampway, only for Filth, The Jeckels, and Skag step in the way with chains and padlocks.
Javier: Not so fast, homez. Don’t you wanna hear my confession? It’s been a while, mang. See, tonight, I assaulted a man, left him bleeding from the head. Knocked out cold somewhere in this building. Because traitors are bitches, and bitches get stitches. But then I saw this pretty little thing walk into the room, and she wouldn’t shut up. So I figured I would play a game. Call off your dogs, and I’ll give her back safely to you.
Gerald shrugs his shoulders as Esther cries out. She turns and smacks Javi across the face.
Esther: Look here you little bitch!
Javier: Mira aquí, pequeña perra! You put one more hand on me, and I will let Filth and Helena give you the Shepherd treatment. Comprende? Good…
Javi pushes Esther through the curtains and David holds Tim and Andrew back. Javi waves his way past them. He walks down the ramp, and David tries to charge him, but Javi turns around and shields himself with Esther.
Javier: If you wanna do the work for me, then by all means maricona… Have it your way…
Javi walks down the rampway as several members of GRIME circle the barricade for backup. Javi wraps a chain around Esther’s hands and laces it tightly so that she’s held tight to the ringpost.
Javier then throws his arms in the air, demanding his introduction.
Liam: Coming to the ring from Albuquerque, NM, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 190lb, he is… Javier… Gonzalez!!!
Javier charges around the ring, and slides inside. He watches his back very closely as he hits a couple ringposts, winding himself up.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Last interbrand match of the night. SCU is 4-4-1 so far.
Rob: In reality, Veronica is an SCU star, so we’ve already won the battle. It’s time for GRIME to sit pretty.
Gena: Gerald wastes no time charging Javi, only for Javi to pretend to wave a cape in front of him, dodging him at every turn. He finally catches Gerald and throws him across the ring.
Rob: Power play by the GRIME Godfather. He is going to take another SCU championship and bring it to GRIME.
Gena: I wouldn’t be too sure. Gerald gets up and as Javi tries to kick him in the face, Gerald grabs his foot and spins, taking him down with a Dragon Screw.
Rob: Gerald picks Javi up from the mat and sends him flying across the ring and into the corner. Gerald nails a Big Boot. He then throws Javi across the ring.
Gena: Only Gerald doesn’t show off. He follows Javi and puts a boot to the back of his head, crashing it into the mat. Javi’s head bounces off, and Gerald turns him over.
Rob: Another set of mount punches. Doesn’t SCU get tired of doing that all the time? We’ve seen it in every match so far.
Gena: Ope, Gerald kicks Javi right in the face, so much so that the referee has to back him away. Gerald roars as he tries to get past, but the referee points to the title on the timekeeper’s table.
Rob: Gerald stops as Javi gets up to his feet, but then he pushes past and hits a Body Avalanche. He then lifts Javi onto the top turnbuckle. He’s looking for a Superplex.
Gena: Oh! But Javi pokes him in the eyes. As Gerald falls back, Javi leaps off with a Frog Splash! He hooks the leg!
Rob: Esther is screaming at ringside, as it’s clear that this is the last place she wants to be right now. She tries to pull her hands out of her restraint, but no luck.
Gena: Javi circle stomps Gerald, shouting vulgarities at him as the crowd boos him. He reaches down to pick Gerald up, but Gerald grounds his weight.
Rob: Javi stomps him a few more times, and then lifts him up. He sends Gerald into the ropes. Gerald rebounds, looking for a Spear, but Javi side steps him.
Gena: He hits a Dropkick to Gerald’s back. He then hits a Bulldog. He goes for the cover!
Gena: Javi lifts Gerald up and sends him into the corner for Javi Bux (Shoulderbutts to cornered opponent, followed by a Back Handspring, then a Spear)! He nails it!
Rob: Looks like we’ve got a new SCU… GRIME Underground Champion in Javier Gonzalez…
Gena: Shut you damn… Javi is just gloating and showboating now. He steps outside of the ring to shout at Esther, but what he doesn’t see is Andrey Azarov jumping over the barricade!
Rob: Show your loyalty, Andrey! His head might be wrapped, but he’s had some sense knocked into him! The referee checks on Gerald, as he doesn’t seem responsive.
Gena: And while the ref is distracted, Andrey clobbers Javi over the head with a steel chair! He whips Javi into the corner and does his own move against him. And HE nails it! He rolls Javi inside.
Rob: Esther stops screaming immediately and slides her hands out of the chains. Gerald practically jumps on top of Javi and hooks the leg as Esther and Andrey kiss! NO!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and STILL SCU Underground Champion… Father Gerald Shepherd!!!
Gerald rolls outside of the ring and grabs his title. “Spirit In the Sky” plays, but Gerald doesn’t stop. He clobbers Javi with the belt. He continues to do so until security comes out and pulls him off of the nearly lifeless Javi. Gerald looks at the blood on the belt and his eyes widen. After a moment, he walks around the ring to glare at Andrey and Esther. He finally gives them a nod before meeting David, Andrew, and Tim to go to the back.
Jenifer Lacroix vs Valentina
Darlyn: The Main Event contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SCU Underground Championship!
J'ai un grand projet pour l'avenir
Pour lui plaire je vais devenir
Jenny from from the curtain to cheers and whistling from the men in the arena. Jenny waves at the crowd as she gets introduced.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from France, standing at 5’3” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Jenifer LaCroix!!!
Jenny rocks out on the way to the ring jumping to the beat of the song as the lyrics play.
La Stone Family
I am Marvin Gaye
Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Jenny slides in the ring and continues to jump around to the beat, getting the crowd hyped up for the match.
Tu sais, tu sais, tu sais
Demain ou peut-être jamais
Jenny climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the music fades out raising her hand in the air getting a last minute pop from the crowd.
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting booed at the sight of the Underground Championship around her waist. Not to mention, Angel Kash comes around the corner, almost demanding the attention for herself as she swings her Gucci bag over her shoulder to strike a pose with Valentina.
Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds. Your SCU Underground Champion, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp with Angel Kash by her side.. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile as Angel wishes her luck. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight, even as she hands over the belt.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Jenifer isn’t playing. She steps right to the center of the ring. Valentina isn’t backing down as she meets her there. The two stare at each other, even as Jen extends her hand for a shake.
Chad: Val slaps Jen’s hand out of the way and slaps her across the face. Jen looks to the side before she throws a right hook, left jab, uppercut, uppercut, uppercut like a special combo before she Superkick’s Val into the corner!
Gena: She goes for further assault on Val, but Val drops down and to the outside to catch her breath as Angel pats her back to get her hyped back up. Once Val is ready, she slides back inside, and Jen is there to stomp away at her.
Chad: Val rolls out of the other side of the ring, shouting at Jen to back up and let her in. Jen leans over the ropes and demands Val fight honorably. Val grabs onto Jen’s feet and trips her up, dragging her to the outside. She catapults Jen into the barricade.
Gena: Val rolls inside, and then back out, even though Angel tells her to stay inside. She grabs onto the barricade and hovers over Jen as she stomps her rapidly, cursing her out in Spanish. Once she’s had enough, she picks Jen up and flings her toward the ring post.
Chad: But Jen reverses it, sending Val into the ring post. She then nails a Clothesline to Val’s back, bashing her face into it once more. Angel spins Jen around and starts getting mouthy with her.
Gena: Big mistake as Jen instantly twists Angel right into the Kimura Lock! Angel taps and screams out in agony Val grabs Jen by the back of the head and whips her right off of Angel. She whips Jen into the apron and then charges, jumping onto it, and hitting a Tornado DDT!
Chad: She lifts Jen up and rolls her inside, climbing in after, and she goes for the cover!
Chad: Jen puts her foot on the bottom rope to save energy from kicking out. Val slaps the mat angrily twice before pulling Jen to her feet. But Jen shoves her into the corner and then nails a Superwoman Punch to the champ!
Gena: Angel steps onto the apron and tries to get inside of the ring. The referee stops her, but Angel continues to struggle to get inside. She finally pushes past the referee and smacks Jen in the face with a handheld mirror, breaking it in half!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Oh what the fuck?!
Darlyn: As a result of a disqualification, your winner… Jenifer Lacroix!!! But, due to titles not changing hands in the event of a disqualification… STILL your SCU Underground Champion… Valentina!!!
Jen is pissed off, but she doesn’t have the chance to fight it when Val slides inside of the ring with a baseball bat and cracks Jen over the head with it. “Boss Bitch” plays over the speakers, even as Linnea Lacroix, Celeste North, and Alissa Lacroix rush down the rampway. Angel’s own private security steps over the barricade to hold them back as Val throws Jen through the line and in front of her friends and family. Val then takes the microphone.
Valentina: Listen up putas. This does not concern any of you. This title belongs to me, and there was no way Jenifer was going to take it from me. I could have had her streak right there, but Angel needed her get back. And if you think I’m bad now, wait until after this next defense. Because Lexa said that I could defend it against Angel AFTER I defended it against Jenifer. Here I am, still champ, so what better place than here and now?
Valentina: Oh shut the fuck up, losers… Valentina is the champion, and you gorditas are just jealous… A real champion can do double duty, so here we go…
Val drops the mic and steps back inside of the ring. Angel gets inside after pulling something else from her purse. She whispers to Val and then hands it to her, but Val shakes her head. Angel pulls a pen out and scribbles onto it. Val considers it, and then holds up one finger. Angel sighs, but after a second, she scribbles again. Val stuffs it into her top and pushes Angel, hard. Angel’s eyes widen as Val waves for the referee to call for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Angel charges at Val, but Val moves out of the way. Angel spins around quickly and… touches Val on the tip of the nose. Val holds onto her chest and falls back. Angel jumps on top, oh no…………
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and new SCU Underground Champion… Angel Kash…?
Crowd: FUCK YOU BITCHES! *Clap* FUCK YOU BITCHES! *Clap* FUCK YOU BITCHES! *Clap*
The crowd rains trash down on the ring as Angel stands up proudly. “Superficial” plays over the speakers as Angel ignores the trash, the anger, and the heat she’s drawing in from the crowd, and the three women on the rampway, being blocked off by private security. Val pops up and looks at the check and shrieks. She looks at the camera as she holds up the check.
Valentina: One cool millie, baby!
She kisses at the camera as Angel takes her championship from the table, and her and Valentina leave the ringside area, carefully guarded by their security. Jenifer, Celeste, and Linnea try to get to them, but to no avail. And even as they are boxed off and exit to the backstage area, Melissa Ruin, Kelli Torres, Halo Annis, Merlot Ayano, Ariana Angelos, Krystal Wolfe, Dahlia Rotten, Cordelia and Morgan Clark, Stacy Ruin, Michi, Mrs Right, and Esther Azarov all shake their heads in disgust at what they’ve just seen. This doesn’t stop the two from gloating as the show goes off the air.