Sin City Underground Ep 86 comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 25% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at Park Theater, in Las Vegas, NV. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Saturday, February, 27th, 2020.
Dark Match Results
Skag vs Eyesnsane
Eyesnsane wins via disqualification. Skag is caught using the briefcase on him.
Indigo and Light Blue vs Masked Cadet Blue and Masked Mac & Cheese
Indigo and Light Blue win via KO on Cadet Blue after a double Superkick.
Veronica Taylor vs Stacy Ruin
This match was ruled a double disqualification when neither Veronica or Stacy would listen to the referee. A blatant choke by Stacy was the final straw for the referee.
We go inside of a home, obviously not in Las Vegas. Overcast comes in through the window. We settle in on Mickey Carroll, and the crowd cheers loudly for him. He smirks as if he can hear it, despite not being able to. He waves at the camera.
Mickey: Oi, alright? How ye’s doing over there across the pod? Hoping all is good.
Mickey nods his head and looks around.
Mickey: Was some days ago, kinda lost count thanks to a little thing called morphine. But it’s been some time now since I was attacked by them lovely little bellends known as GRIME.
The crowd boos, and Mickey nods again, encouraging it. He lets this linger for a moment before he takes a deep breath.
Mickey: Can’t say that I’ve got the best of news. Broken ankle, crushed big toe, hairline fractures for days throughout me calf. It’s a real crack up, let me tell ye.
The camera looks down to see Mickey’s leg casted up and a wheelchair next to the couch. He is clearly under the influence of painkillers as is to be expected.
Mickey: GRIME got me. Kudos. Now, if one wants to bitch about GRIME attacking, and all yer friends not bein’ nowhere around, I think I got one up on ye. Least yer career is still intact. I lost gold. I lost me chance to wrestle. I could be bitter and angry, and seeking revenge. But it’s a blessing in disguise.
Mickey stares into the camera for a moment, silently, and peace coming across his face.
Mickey: GRIME took the title from me. They took time off of me career. But they gave me a chance to sit back and think about priorities. Me boy, Michael Jr. Me mum. Me mates back in London. With the pandemic, I’ve missed all of ‘em for a year now, and had little time with ‘em before. During me recovery, which is at least six months at this rate, I’m gonna be back with me fam. And with the little time that I’ve spent back, I may not wanna leave. Just being honest.
Mickey shrugs his shoulders.
Mickey: I may return still, but I’ve accomplished more than I ever dreamed I would’ve in this sport. I’ve got lots to think about in my time away. But I want to thank ye for yer support. I will be watching.
Dying Breed vs Eric Weaver, Javi and Andrey
Liam: The opening contest is a 6 Man Tornado GRIME Rules Tag Team Match! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of GRIME World Nightmare Champion, Hitamashii, Andrew Garcia, and Ivan Darrell… The Dying Breed!!!
The opening beat to Sully Erna’s “Your Own Drum" start to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. Hitamashii comes out from the back, his arms out at the side. The Orange Hulk and Ivan starts to walk towards the ring slowly, stopping halfway down the ramp and turning their heads to look at the booing crowd, their thumbs pointing down. Hitamashii looks from side to side, not looking amused. He joins Andrew and Ivan, as they all shake their heads slowly and turn back to face the ring, walking down towards the apron. Andrew puts his hand on the rope, and pulls himself up on to the ring apron and steps between the middle and top rope, Ivan climbs into the ring as the trio staring around at the booing fans as Andrew and Ivan raise their arms. Hitamashii cackles as he settles into his corner, finding the hatred amusing now that he’s in the ring.
Liam: Aaand their opponents… First, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’ and weighing in at 175lb, he is… Eric Weaver!!!
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play
Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"
Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.
“Way Down We Go” by KALEO begins playing on the speakers. Camera shifts to the side of the stage to see Javier Gonzalez stepping through the curtains. He has his arms raised in the air as he walks back and forth.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand her partner… Coming to the ring from Albuquerque, NM, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 190lb, he is… Javier… Gonzalez!!!
Javier charges down the rampway and slides inside of the ring. He walks to each corner, stepping up to the second rope as he stares across the crowd with no emotion. After completing all six sides, he stops and settles into his corner.
The lights flash around the audience as they wait for the arrival of the next star. The word "intoxicating" flashes over the screen and stage in many colors and fonts to the beat of the music. Just then, “Intoxicating" by Infected Rain plays over the speakers as Andrey comes out onto the stage. He is in full boxing gear from the pads to the rob to the gloves. He jogs and boxes the air for a moment before throwing his robe off to the ground. The ladies in attendance "ooh" and "ahh" at his appearance.
Liam: Representing GRIME Wrestling, under the Red Mask, from Chelyabinsk, Oblast, Russia, he is the Siberian Shadow Cyclone… Andrey Azarov!!!
Andreyslowly moves down the rampway, drawing in the admiration, jealousy, and hate. Once down at ringside, he jogs up the ring steps. Esther walks over to the ring, holding onto his hand as she gets on the apron. They meet for a kiss. Esther then sits on the middle rope and Andrey enters. He waves his arms around and roars, showing off his boxing gloves. He settles into his corner and waits for the match to start as he sheds his gloves. He begins talking with his partners for the evening.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Rob: Bizarre twist on this opening match is that Gianni Di Luca is reportedly punishing Javi, Eric, and Andrey for, as we heard earlier, injuring out Mickey Carroll.
Ada: An SCU star, at that. And what’s even more weird is that he’s using the Dying Breed to teach them a lesson. Three men he can’t stand, cohorts of the woman he’s punishing with weekly title defenses.
Rob: Strategy talk is over, and Andrey charges right for Hitamashii, and Eric and Javi collide with Andrew and Ivan in the center of the ring. The four men brawl, while Hitamashii ducks.
Ada: He catches Andrey with a Back Heel Kick, putting Andrey down on the mat. He drops down for a cover, which is almost an insult. Andrey kicks out before one.
Rob: Hitamashii goes for a Shining Wizard on Andrey, but he grabs onto Hitamashii’s leg and nails a Fisherman’s Suplex, hooking on for the cover.
Ada: Barely a one, but Andrey got further than Hitamashii did. They go to brawl while Eric and Javi get clubbed down repeatedly toward the mat. Ivan gets a knee on the back of Javi’s neck.
Rob: He drives him face first into the mat. Eric pushes back against Andrew, and gets some slack until Andrew spins, ramming an elbow into the face of Eric.
Ada: Eric falls back, and Andrew goes for a cover, but Andrey is able to break it up before the ref drops down for the count. He… wait, what’s going on here? The GM is walking down toward the ring now.
Rob: He has three envelopes in his hands, and he waves them around to catch the attention of the Dying Breed. Hitamashii answers first with a cackle.
Gianni: If you want ya bonuses, ya gotta make these bastards pay! Make ‘em learn a fawkin’ lesson!
Ada: Gianni begins tossing things into the ring from under it. Steel chairs, a table, trash can, fire extinguisher, mop and broom, a 2x4… He’s not playing around here.
Rob: Andrew picks up the table and immediately sets it up. Ivan stomps on Javi a few times before picking up two of the chairs. He sets them up, and places them on the table.
Ada: Andrey turns around to see this, and he does a Baseball Slide between their legs, giving Eric time to get under Ivan. He lifts Ivan up, and Javi goes to assist him with a Powerbomb!
Rob: All while Andrey and Andrew go at it. Try typing that six times… and Hitamashii smacks the table out of the way, causing the Powerbomb to land on the canvas.
Ada: Hitamashii kicks Javi in the balls, and Eric right in the heart, causing him to fall back on the mat. He lifts Eric up onto the table and sets the chairs back up.
Rob: Andrey picks up the 2x4, but Andrew wrestles it away and smacks him over the head, busting him open. He knocks Andrey in the stomach with the 2x4, and then cracks him over the head with it again.
Ada: He falls to the outside, and Ivan gets back up, with the broom and mop handles. He flicks them around with such agility as he pops Eric over the head with them, busting him open as well.
Rob: Hitamashii picks Javi up, and Javi kicks him right in the nuts. Javi ducks under the mop and broomsticks, charging Ivan into the corner. Andrew smacks Javi with the 2x4. Its splinters come off in his back!
Ada: He cracks him over the head, and Ivan lifts Javi up. Andrew helps steady him as they carry him toward the chairs and table, looking for a Powerbomb?
Rob: NO! Hitamashii dives off the top rope and crashes into Javi, sending him through the table, and on top of Eric Weaver! The whole thing crumbles!
Crowd: THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK!
Ada: Indeed! Dying Breed dogpile on top of Eric!
Ada: Andrey is trying to get inside, and he just might…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners…. Hitamashii, Andrew Garcia, Ivan Darrell… The Dying Breed!!!
Gianni looks at Andrey, who is clubbing at the back of the Orange Hulk. Ivan helps block the hits, allowing Andrew to stand up. The two come face to face, Andrey sputtering blood in Andrew’s face. Andrew ducks a wicked punch, and Ivan and Hitamashii nail a Double DDT on Andrey, right on top of a mangled chair! Gianni nods his head as he sets the envelopes down on the apron and walks away. Dying Breed open them up, celebrating their hefty bonus, just for doing what they love doing.
Backstage we find GRIME members Ruby and Max Burke standing outside a locker room. They’re also joined by Ruby’s “pet”, masked member Magenta, but she stands obediently several feet away minding her own business as Ruby focuses on Max. Ruby is leaning against the wall with Max standing in front of her, and she twirls her whip “Debbi” in her hands.
Ruby: I have to say, it’s about time they saw reason and booked us in a match together. Then again, you being the Nightmare Champion did make things...complicated.
Ruby smirks as she stares at Max, bringing up their tag team match tonight. Max responds with a quick wink.
Max: A touch complicated yes. They kept me busy. I've been wanting this since your mask came off. But, tonight's the night.
Ruby: Well, I was just as surprised when you took off your own mask, so I can definitely understand that. And now that you’re not tied down by the Nightmare Championship, perhaps we can try and add another championship to your achievements?
Masked Magenta whistles, as if trying to get Ruby’s attention. Ruby glares over to her and snarls before turning her attention back to Max.
Ruby: Unless of course you’d rather try and get your championship back?
Max also shoots a look at Masked Magenta. He raises a quick eyebrow.
Max: Not at all. My focus is on us, and doin' exactly what you just said. The focus is more on inflicting the pain though. Together will make it twice as pleasurable.
A wicked grin crosses Ruby’s face.
Ruby: Then it looks like we’re on the same page. Perfect.
Magenta whistles again, and this time Ruby doesn’t ignore it. She holds up a single finger to Max, then walks over to Magenta, snarling at her once again.
Ruby: Look here, whore. I know you’re a little jealous of Max, but keep your mouth shut. He takes priority over you, understand?!
Ruby then smacks Magenta with the whip and Magenta drops to her knees. Ruby smiles and then walks back over to Max.
Ruby: Sorry about that. Just had to put the little pest in her place.
Max: Whoa. She is being extra persistent tonight. What the fuck is it Magenta?
He kneels down as Ruby just glares. Magenta turns her head and makes eye contact with Max. She doesn’t speak and then moves her eyes to Ruby, who shakes her head.
Ruby: Nothing she says is ever very important. Magenta, why don’t you just run along and go find Angel of Filth if you’re that desperate for an ass whooping. Max and I need to focus on our match…
Magenta does as she is told. She stands up and hurries off, leaving Ruby and Max alone.
Max: You really do have her on a short leash. But, you're right. The focus tonight is delivering a message to the entire locker room. We need to remind them.
A grin the size of the Cheshire cat creeps across his face.
Ruby: One hundred percent. All the other teams should be terrified because not one single pairing has the chemistry that we do. Especially neither of the ones we’re facing tonight.
Max: Oh, this is going to be fun tonight. I have a lot of pent up aggression to free. I feel like we should order one of those edible arrangements for them. Hospital food sucks.
Max grabs his ring jacket, and throws it over his shoulder. He slides his way over to Ruby, and offers his free hand.
Max: Shall we?
The corner of Ruby’s mouth turns up in a grin and she takes his hand.
Ruby: Absolutely. Ready whenever you are…
The two then head off, hand in hand, ready for their tag team match.
Cameras go backstage, the crowd boos loudly as we see Dev standing with Stacy Ruin.
Dev: Last week Melissa…
Stacy: Yeah, yeah, I got it from here buddy. Give me that.
Stacy says as she takes the microphone away from Dev.
Stacy: Oh Melissa, are you sad because you didn’t see this coming? How could you, you’re always stuck in your own little world. You left Angel Kash to focus on yourself. Now, you think you’re going to play the victim? Yeah, you got another thing coming.
Stacy shakes her head in disgust.
Stacy: No more free pass for you little sister. You want a Combat title shot, you hold the briefcase and yet it still is not enough. Now you want to get pity acting as you are. That fake acting won’t work with me. Come back to work already Melissa, you and I need to talk face to face already.
Stacy tosses the microphone at the camera man as she yells out.
Stacy: Here, do something with this.
The cameraman fumbles the camera around as she catches the microphone with one hand. The crowd gives the cameraman a pop as he ends the shot.
Max Burke and Ruby vs Dorian B and Sea Green vs Rory Rockefeller and Kittie
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a GRIME Rules Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Match!!!
Jared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin" cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance. A light from below reveals Max Burke and his associate "The Freight Train Of Pain" Casey Williams.
Liam: On his way to the ring, they are the team of... Max Burke and Ruby!!!
As the music intensifies, Burke reaches the edge of the squared circle. He turns on his heel, and makes his way to the ring steps. Once on the ringside apron, Burke glides his finger over the top rope as he walks to the center. He turns, his head bowed. Spotlights hit him from all directions as his music reaches a crescendo. Max swiftly removes his mask and cackles into the camera.
Lights go down low as "Starboy" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. Sea Green walks out behind him. Dorian swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, entering next, is the team of Dorian B and Sea Green!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. Sea Green steps onto the apron and climbs over like it’s nothing. Dorian comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaand their opponents… First, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is… Rory Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around waiting for his partner.
The opening drum beat of “Lollirot” by Jack Off Jill begins blasting through the speakers as the light flash along with the music. As the instrumentals pick up, Kittie shoves her way through the curtains. A spotlight lands on her as she pauses, throwing her head forward, and then back. She lets her hair fall down over her face, and it slowly falls back as she moves her head slowly from one side to the other.
Liam: Making her way to the ring from Henderson, NV, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Kittie!!!
She throws her hands up in the air and lets out a scream before she starts skipping down the entryway. She bops her head to the side as she goes. She stops to stick her tongue out to tease a cheering fan or two, and then she continues skipping until about half way to the ring. From there she makes a mad dash toward the ring, leaping onto the apron. She quickly bangs her head as she dances to the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs it, and pauses there, looking out across the audience through her hair as they cheer her on. She throws her middle fingers in the air before jumping down into the ring. She paces back and forth quickly as her music dies down.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ada: Ruby and Kittie find each other immediately and begin going at it. Both ladies are vicious as they grab each other by the hair and begin thrashing one another around.
Rob: Max and Rory look to one another as Max takes Dorian and Rory takes Sea Green. Max and Dorian trade punches back and forth as Rory Spears Sea Green down to the mat.
Ada: Sea Green begins punching Rory as he flips over on top of him. Rory sticks his thumbs through the mask, and pushes inward. Sea Green lets up, and Rory shoves him back by the head.
Rob: Dorian gets the upper hand on former World Nightmare Champion Max Burke, and ducks under a Right Hook. He knees Max in the gut, and then hits a Gutbuster.
Ada: He knows better than to go for the cover. Instead, he comes off the ropes with a Rolling Senton that hits the mark. He goes for the cover.
Rob: Kittie does a Hair Toss on Ruby, right on top to break up the pin. As Ruby rolls over, she pounces on Kittie, knocking her down to the mat. She begins clawing at her face.
Ada: Kittie grips onto Ruby’s throat, and the two roll around. You’re free to shout “CAAAAAAATFIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHhHHT!” if you want.
Rob: Not this time. I take my job as a play by play slash color commentator very seriously, thanks. The feline frenzy is threatening to take attention away from Rory and Sea Green.
Ada: Sea Green manages to get behind Rory, with a Release German Suplex into the turnbuckles. He mutters something when Max sneaks up behind him and nails a punch right to the spinal cord!
Rob: Sea Green goes down to the mat, and Max pulls out a railroad spike and cracks Dorian across the side of the face as he tries to come after him. Ruby gives Max a nod.
Ada: Ruby is nearly being choked out by Kittie right now, Max looks at Rory who pounds his chest and shouts “Respect” as he exits the ring. Max drops down and covers Dorian!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Max and Ruby!!!
Ruby uses every last bit of strength in her to rip a patch of Kittie’s hair right out. She then nails a Headbutt to Kittie, putting her down on the mat. She holds her throat as she tries to catch her breath. Max checks on her, and they slowly rise. They look around at their fallen foes, and Ruby grabs Max and pulls him into a passionate kiss, which he does not fight against. Ruby bites onto his bottom lip as she pulls away, laughing a bit as she sashays to the ropes, and Max follows after. The two exit the ring.
Gold is seen in the back with the TV Championship around his waist.
Gold: Funny isn’t it. Cyan is complaining that I stole his championship. No, you and your little henchmen had to take me out to stop me from getting my chance at this championship. I just took what is mine. I will tell you this much I will enjoy defending and retaining my championship.
Gold laughs as he unstraps the belt and holds it up.
Gold: I haven’t been hiding at all. Just seems you really don’t know who I am. Granted I am not stupid enough to walk around with this title unmasked. But it seems there is a crack forming in your group after one of your boys unmasked and maybe you two might be at odds. I mean he isn’t even on the card this week. So like I am holding this championship above my head now I will be doing the same at the end of our match.
Angel: Yeah, good luck with that. My lawyers will have a field day with this…
We find our way in the office of Lexa. Valentina is by her side. She backs Angel up with hand gestures for emphasis. Lexa just shakes her head and laughs.
Lexa: It’s obvious that you’re not injured. Anyone can see that you don’t have…
Lexa looks at the paper in front of her, squinting to add emphasis to her own words.
Lexa: … “a fractured femur”. Especially when the clearance is for next week. You just don’t want to fight Merlot.
Angel: Well, I’ve got my lawyer on speed dial, so…
Lexa holds a hand up. She rolls her eyes at Angel, and then sighs.
Lexa: There’s no need, Ms. Kash. You will not be in action tonight, per doctor’s orders. But, if there’s one thing I’ve learned by now, something Gianni taught me, is that no one gets to come in here and talk to me any old kind of way. I see bullshit, I’m going to call it. If you want to spend more than you make here in a night on a fake doctor’s note, that’s your prerogative.
Angel: Careful, because that’s bordering on slander.
Lexa: It’s not slander if it’s the truth, honey. But as I said, you’re not competing tonight.
Angel takes her note from the table and crinkles her nose in a bitchy sort of smile.
Angel: Great. I guess we’ll be on our way now.
Lexa: Not so fast. Kash, you’re free to go. But Merlot needs an opponent tonight, and I see a perfectly healthy competitor standing in front of me right now. Val, get changed fast, or you’re out of a job.
Valentina: What?! You can’t…!
Lexa: Oh, I can. And I am. Chop chop. Match starts in ten or less.
Val begins speaking in Spanish as Angel guides her out of the room. Val shoves Angel’s hand off of her and storms off to the locker room as Lexa leans back in her chair with a smile on her face.
Fatal Four Way - TV Championship
Alex Rush vs Coby Quik vs Gold vs Cyan
Liam: The following GRIME Rules contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Uncensored Television Championship!!!
Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.
Liam: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!
Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for the match to start.
The first bit of "Welcome to the World" plays through the PA. With each beat, gold lights flash from the top of the stage, bouncing around the arena before finally focusing on the area of the stage between the curtains. Coby steps out onto the stage in his black boxing trunks. His hands are taped and down at his sides. The gold trim on his trunks shine extra bright when the lights hit them. Cheers fill the arena. The camera focuses in on Coby and catches a wide smile grow on his face as he starts to move down the ramp.
Liam: Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 168lb, he is… Coby Quik!!!
Coby doesn't stick to the middle of the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as he moves down the ramp to the ring. He gets to the end of the ramp and hops up on the apron of the ring. Coby turns his back to the ring before wrapping his arms around the top rope and bouncing his feet on the bottom rope, flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring. He takes a few steps towards the center of the ring and waits for his opponent to come down the ramp.
Liam: And next… representing the masked members of GRIME, he is… Gold!!!
“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers as Gold comes out, holding the belt over his head. He doesn’t have long before Cyan comes out behind him and pushes him into the steel of the SinCity Tron. He grabs onto Gold and drags him down the rampway. At the edge of the rampway, Gold rams an elbow into Cyan’s ribs and then slams him into the ring steps. He folds the belt up and cracks Cyan over the head and slides inside. Cyan is out on the steps, and Gold hands the belt over, quickly rushing at Coby with a surprise kick to the gut!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Rob: Gold is hot straight out of the gate. He grabs onto Coby and throws him into the ring post. He turns around and ducks under Alex Rush’s Clothesline.
Ada: He kicks Alex in the gut and then comes off the ropes with a Bicycle Kick. He picks Coby up, and Coby whips him toward the ropes. As he comes back, Coby kicks him in the knee.
Rob: He sets Gold up in an Abdominal Stretch. Gold tries to escape the hold, but Coby’s got it locked on tight. It’s only broken up with Alex begins hammering away at him with punches.
Ada: Coby lets go and looks at Alex, who shrugs his shoulders. Alex whips Gold into the ropes, and as Gold comes back, he hits a Battering Ram to the stomach.
Rob: Alex’s eyes cross as he tries to get up. However, Coby lifts Alex up and nails a Vertical Suplex. He rolls back and around into a Bow and Arrow Stretch. Alex waves an arm around.
Ada: He tries to break free, but Gold drops down to break up the hold. He grabs onto Coby’s head and begins punching away. He rolls out of the way as Alex drops down, aiming for him.
Rob: Gold stomps on Alex. He rolls Alex over, looking for the cover.
Ada: Cyan is in the ring, and he grabs the back of Gold’s head and smashes him into one turnbuckle. He walks him around the ring, hitting each one as he goes.
Rob: At the last one, Gold puts his foot up on the second turnbuckle. He knocks an elbow into Cyan’s face, and then he jumps off, nailing a Tornado DDT on Cyan! He goes for the cover!
Ada: Coby breaks the cover up. He grabs onto Gold, but Gold shoves him outside of the ring. As Alex rises up, just in time to get the Killswitch! Gold makes the cover!
Rob: Cyan can’t break it up, as Coby grabs onto his leg to stop him!
Liam: Here is your winner… and NEW Uncensored Television Champion… Masked member Gold!!!
Gold wastes no time rolling out of the ring to take the title. He stomps around and points at Cyan, laughing and shouting. He holds the belt up as he backs up right into Sea Green and Pakistan Green. He turns around and sees them, and immediately goes into defense mode. He reaches up and rips Pakistan Green’s mask off, hoping for the surprise angle.
Ada: That’s… THAT’S KADER HASHEEM! Kader Hasheem is Pakistan Green!
Kader looks over to Sea Green, and Sea Green takes his mask off and smacks Gold with it!
Rob: And that’s Montgomery Creed! As in, much less surprising, and kind of underwhelming. Aren’t unmaskings supposed to get bigger and better? I blame Gold!
Gold takes a step back, realizing that these two don’t give a fuck. Gold hops the barricade to escape with the title that is now actually his, while Kader and Creed rush over to help Cyan and Dorian with Alex and Coby. They fight it out until security pulls them apart.
Camera cut to the low light, foggy boiler room from Park Theaters. Le Coven can be heard chanting as Celeste North lights up the last candle.
Celeste: What’s on your mind Jenifer, something troubling you?
Jenifer: No, Linnea, come soon. Happy, but.
Celeste: We have them taken care of Jenifer. SCU is too much for them, why do you think Filth has tried and failed. She can buy all the time she wants to attack again but SCU is ready.
Celeste: Veronica? Oh please, since when is she even an issue?
Jenifer: Wife, Gianni, GRIME.
Celeste: Veronica will never be anything to worry about. The last thing she wants is to see me in the ring. She wants no part of GRIME. To her credit, she also hasn’t helped them since she attacked Omasa over a year ago.
Jenifer: That is why they are still here.
Celeste: How do they say it in France? Touche. Look, they are really nothing to worry about, and we’re going to prove it tonight when we kick the shit out of them. You laid out the challenge, and tonight, we’re going to back it up the only way Le Coven knows how...
Celeste nods her head and they begin to finish putting the altar together to begin their ritual.
Merlot Ayano vs Valentina
The fans sit and wait as the lights in the arena phase out. Everyone sits in silence until the chaotic rifts of symphonic sounds of exist†trace’s “Futatsu no Roe” begins to pump throughout air. A couple of lights at the base of the entrance ramp flicker on.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Osaka, Japan, standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 133lb, she is… Merlot Ayyyyyyyyyanooooooooooo!!!
Merlot Ayano stands with her back turned as the beams illuminate her. She quickly raises her right fist in the air before using both of her hands to blow kisses into the air. She then spins around and lets out great shout just as the song begins to ramp up. She scans the cheering crowd and stretches out her right arm as she makes her way down to the ring. Merlot heads directly towards the steps upon reaching the end of the entrance ramp. She wipes her boots on the apron before stepping through the ropes. Merlot strolls around the ring as the lights return before heading to one of the corners. She uses the ropes to get loose and stretch out her legs before the bell rings
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.
Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Val is quick to strike Merlot, but Merlot picks her up and charges across the ring, dropping her on her back with a Spinebuster. Val kicks out of a pin quickly.
Chad: Val gets to her feet, and Merlot picks her up. Val nails a crescent kick to Merlot, knocking her on the mat. She grabs onto Merlot’s legs, looking for a Figure Four.
Gena: Merlot kicks Val right in the ass, and she scrambles to her feet to get Val in a German Suplex She hooks the leg for the pin.
Chad: Val gets a shoulder up. Val hands off the golden briefcase as Merlot cracks her knuckles. Both women meet up in the center of the ring and exchange a handshake before quickly tying up.
Gena: Merlot uses her strength advantage to power Val back several feet before Val grounds her weight. She pushes Merlot off and comes off the ropes with a Haymaker.
Chad: Merlot blocks and grabs onto Val’ wrist and twists it back into a Wrist Lock. She gives it some extra power and then pushes Val forward.
Gena: Val nods her head and then she quickly ties up with Merlot again. Val sends Merlot to the ropes, and Merlot ducks under a Clothesline.
Chad: As she comes back, Val dips back with a Matrix Evasion. She grabs Merlot into an Exploder Suplex and pin combo.
Gena: Merlot powers out. Val clubs Merlot across the back, and then gets up and taunts the crowd. This gives Merlot enough time to get up. She lets Val have her “celebration”, and then…
Chad: She trips her up and gets the Vanguard Killer (Lebell Lock)! The Vanguard Killer is locked on! Val waves around her free arm, trying to get to the ropes.
Gena: She tries and tries, but it’s no good. She finally gives in and taps out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Here is your winner via submission… Merlot Ayano!!!
exist†trace’s “Futatsu no Koe” begins to play throughout the arena as Merlot gets to her feet. The referee raises her hand and returns the SCU Combat Championship to her. Merlot then takes a few moments to catch her breath before she asks for a microphone.
Merlot Ayano: Has been clear for long time that most people in Sin City Underground no agree with Merlot’s personal philosophy of professional wrestling. Was taught to fight with honor and pride. Was taught to stand with integrity. Try to do so each day, hai. But the longer that Merlot work in SCU, notice that honor, pride, and integrity don’t mean much among peers. People are content with be shiftless.
She shakes her head.
Merlot Ayano: Angel Kash? Are disgusting. Your actions tonight were nasty. If didn’t have guts to face Merlot, should have just said so. But your lies and deceptions not only make Angel look terrible, make SCU look terrible by proxy. Is shameful that person with so much success and so many accolades within SCU would have to result to such tactics.
She pauses for a second.
Merlot Ayano: That submission hold? That tap out? Was meant for Angel. Valentina took the bullet for Angel tonight. But Valentina won’t be able to take it next time. Will hold round and deliver it to Angel next time we meet in ring. Might fake injury, but won’t fake next defeat from Merlot.
Merlot sets the microphone on the mat before she exits the ring. The camera cuts away a few moments later.