WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD?
Narrator: Too bad Bill Barnhart lost his match against Caleb Storms because he and Bea are going to face the Mixed Tag Team Champions at High Stakes X and it always sucks going into a Championship match coming off a loss. Bea told me she plans on winning her match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 285 so that will allow her to enter the Mixed Tag Team Championship match coming off a win.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS
We go back in time to relive an incident where Bea brought Bill to see Miss Starzz who is a Psychic and Fortune Teller. The two walk into Miss Starzz establishment and although the place is a bit creepy they don’t see Miss Starzz. The time on the clock is nearing 10:00 a.m. and their appointment with Miss Starzz is at 10:00 a.m. so they expect to see Miss Starzz soon. Bill and Bea walk around waiting to find out what will happen next.
Bill: Bea why did you bring me to a Fortune Teller and Psychic? You know I feel these people are scammers and are only out to take our money. They try to trick you into revealing information so they can slightly come close to telling you something they didn’t know previously. Nobody knows what the future holds.
Bea: Oh, Bill, you’re always so negative on others. Let’s give Miss Starzz a chance. Even if she falls flat on her face and fails at least we had some entertainment value out of the experience.
The clock strikes 10:00 a.m. and a woman who is oddly dressed comes out of the back room and Bill and Bea assume she is Miss Starzz.
Miss Starzz: Hi! I am Miss Starzz. Who might you two be?
Bill rolls his eyes, lets out a sigh, then spins around to face Bea.
Bill: *SIGH!* See, Bea, I told you so! Listen up Miss Starzz if your’re really a Psychic and Fortune Teller, and you know and see everything, why the hell don’t you know who we are since we’re in your appointment book for this time slot?
Miss Starzz is not fazed by Bill’s question and doubt. She walks over to her desk, flips through the appointment book, looks at the 10:00 a.m. slot, then she addresses Bill and Bea.
Miss Starzz: You must be Bill and Bea Barnhart!
Bill: Oh, yeah, right! You didn’t have a friggin’ clue who the hell we were until you looked into your appointment book. Let’s get the hell out of here Bea! I’m not going to waste our time and money on this scammer!
Bea: I’m sorry Miss Starzz. Here is $20 for your time. Sorry.
Bill snags the $20 out of Bea’s hand as he is not about to reward someone for being a fake and a scammer. He then grabs Bea by the hand and drags her out of Miss Starzz’s establishment and into the street.
Bea: I wish you would try to have fun with stuff like Miss Starzz. Oh well what is done is done.
As Bill and Bea walk down the street to their car the scene fades out.
WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD?
The scene comes back on our screen and we see Bea Barnhart taking a walk in Pueblo Park which is about ten miles from the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas. Bea is wearing light blue stretch pants, white athletic shoes, and a white pullover shirt. She looks into the camera to comment on her upcoming match with Seleana Zdunich.
Bea: Thanks for joining me as I take a walk in the park. Bill and Iris aren’t with me. Bill would like to come on walks and hikes with me but Iris is a drag chute as the only exercise she’s excited about is diving into a food bowl full of food. Bill decided to stay at the hotel with Iris while I walk in the park to present comments for my upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich.
Bea continues walking for a bit before resuming her comments.
Bea: Seleana as I read the comments on our match it states we both have possible Championship matches in our future but there are some things going on. The winner of our match will pretty much be guaranteed to receive a Championship match in the near future. The loser will be sent to the bottom of the ladder of success to earn their way back into Championship contention. Now, Seleana, I’m not going to stand before the camera and say you suck as you do have a little bit of success in Sin City Wrestling. I see your name listed as the Bombshell Champion and I also noticed you held that Championship for a mere fifteen days. DAMN!!! For someone who managed to earn a Championship, and the top one at that, you obviously didn’t take owning the Championship seriously only to lose it fifteen days late. I also saw you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for around three months. That’s a bit better as it isn’t easy to retain the Roulette Championship but still you lost it in three month’s time. When I obtain Championships I won’t treat them like used toilet paper and flush them down the toilet like you did. I take earning a Championship seriously.
Bea rounds a curve on the trail and she comes to a fork in the trail and she takes the trail to the right.
Bea:To be honest, Seleana, you and others on the Roster insulted me when I came into the sport as a rookie. Well this formerly rookie is now winning matches and advancing in the Championship challenge category. You, on the other hand, previously had success with possessing Championships, even if for only a short time, but recently. . .well. . .you suck. But here’s the deal. Those like you who were formerly successful are now sucking big time. Those like me who came into the sport as a rookie are now seasoned and winning matches and getting shots at Championships. Please allow me to enlighten you using examples from this current NFL season. A once great NFL team the Atlanta Falcons are now 2-6-0 this current season. A perennial losing team the Cleveland Browns are currently 5-3-0 this current season. Just as you, Selena, were once winning more than losing it appears you are now losing more than winning. I admit I didn’t win many matches when I started out in the sport of wrestling but I’m winning more than I’m losing now. Straight up your ass is mine in this match. The tables are turned and I’m the face of the future of the Bombshell Division. Your future is to go into early retirement while my future is to own the Bombshell Division.
Bea comes to another fork in the trail and she realizes the first time she went to the right at the first fork in the trail that the trail she was on looped back and connected back to the first fork in the trail she came to. She shrugs her shoulders and continues on the original trail to return to where she started her walk.
CLOSING COMMENTS ON THE CLOSING CAREER OF SELEANA ZDUNICH
Bea: I’d like to use an analogy to help you understand why you’ll lose to me and why you’ll go into retirement and hopefully never be heard from again. The analogy I have for you is that of people who try singing Karaoke when they have absolutely no singing talent. Some people are so bad at singing when they sing Karaoke they are so far off key that they’re on the opposite side of the planet from the Florida Keys which would place them off the coast of Western Australia. That sums up the end of your wrestling career Seleana.
Bea burst out in uncontrollable laughter which causes others in Pueblo Park to stop and stare. When Bea continues laughing and glares at those people they turn away and quickly walk as fast as they can away from her.
Bea: Remember this Seleana. You’re desperate to start winning again and I’m confortable winning more than I lose. Desperate wrestlers make desperate mistakes which makes them lose. I know you have family and friends in Sin City Wrestling so I hope you’ll tell them to stay away from our match or you all will wish you were burning in Hell than to have to deal with me! Happy losing loser!
Bea arrives at the entrance to the park. She turns to the cameraman to inform him she is done with her comments on her upcoming match and she asks the cameraman to turn off his camera. He does so and the screen goes black.
