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Underground Ep. 73 (Results)
« on: October 14, 2020, 05:46:04 PM »


Sin City Underground Ep 73 comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 25% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at the Cox Pavilion in Las Vegas, NV. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Sunday, October 11th,, 2020.

Note: Anyone who does not abide by the rules set in place by SCW GM Brooke Saxon (stated below), will be escorted from the premises and banned from future Sin City Wrestling, Sin City Underground, and GRIME Wrestling shows.

1- Each ticket purchased will come with a safety bag. (A safety Bag includes a company logo face Mask, one .5 oz bottle of hand sanitizer, and a pair of XL gloves. Masks must be worn in all areas of the building.

2- Tickets to all shows going forward will only be sold at the SCW shop and only available to the local residents in which the show is being held.

3- Tickets will be sold no earlier than 48 hours of the show. (For SCW, look at it as the promo deadline is when tickets go on sale for that show and SCU shows.)

4- Everyone entering the building will get screened to read their temperature.

5- All food sold going forward will be already wrapped. All drinks will now be sold only in cans or bottles. No fountain type drinks.

6- Food can only be consumed in the designated areas in which masks can be taken off temporarily. All merch bought at the event will be done by credit cards, the shops will no longer take cash.

Those in the Hardcore tournament will get PM so that your segment can refelct that. All segments due to the Underground account ideally by the SCW segment deadline, but no later than 6pm PST on Sunday, August 23rd, 2020.  Late segments will no longer be accepted going forward to ensure results go up in a timely manner.







SCU Ep 73 Hardcore Wrestling




In the office of the GM of SCU, Lexa Pellegrini, she is seen sitting down at her desk with papers in front of her, a bit disheveled. As the cameras focus in, she looks up at them.

Lexa: Thank you for joining me tonight. I have been under a lot of pressure lately in regards to the state of the Hardcore Tag Team Championships.  With Alex Rush winning the battle royal to become the other half of the Pride Tag Team Champions with Ariana Angelos, he is no longer able to hold the Hardcore Tag titles. Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda, better known as the Kawaii Dragons…

Crowd:  BITCHES! Murica!

Lexa pauses and looks at the camera for a second.

Lexa: … have not been in contact with me about signing new contracts. In good faith, I wanted to give them a chance to see that Donna is no longer involved with SCU, and that they are welcomed to return.  However, titles that are supposed to be defended weekly, and have not been defended in months… it is time to do something about it.

Lexa fluffs the papers in front of her to better organize them. She then returns her attention to the cameras.

Lexa:  As is advertised, tonight will be a night of Hardcore Wrestling. I’ve devised a tournament to fill the vacant Hardcore Tag Team Championships… tonight.

Crowd:  *POP!*

Lexa:  8 teams will participate in this tournament tonight.  8 teams will put it all on the line for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships in a variety of hardcore themed matches.  8 SCU teams...

Just then, there is the infamous laugh of GRIME GM Gianni Di Luca comes ringing through the office and the camera focuses over on him as he stands in the doorway.

Gianni:  Yo, sorry I’m late, Lex. I gotta admit, I just wanted to see if ya had the chops to come up with a plan and deliver it.  Color me impressed.

Gianni walks into the office and pulls a seat over to sit in so that the camera is focused on both of them.

Lexa: Is it safe to assume you have a point you would like to get to here?

Gianni:  Oh, no… Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I just thought it was funny that ya thought GRIME wasn’t gonna be a part of this tournament with the 50-50 bookings, where GRIME is literally nowhere else on the card, is all. I may not love my entire roster, but I’m gonna fight for them regardless.

Lexa: Like a good GM would do.  But, these titles are SCU titles, and we’re not obligated to include you in anything.

Gianni pulls out his phone and instantly begins playing the sounds of the purge sirens in a mocking tone.

Lexa:  You can try, but you may not like those results. My friends might not take too kindly to your games for a second show in a row.

Gianni is about to speak, but he’s now cut off as well when Tad Ezra, WGN Standards and Practices Liaison enters the office. He waves to both Lexa and Gianni with a smile on his face that seems to be more fake than anything.

Tad:  Gianni, there really is no need to be so rough on Lexa. She’s just trying to protect her brand, and her titles. Because we all know that GRIME takes titles from SCU and disrespect their integrity.

Gianni:  Under ya charge, bro.

Tad:  SCU has never even dignified the Hardcore Tag Team Titles by adding their name to the beginning of the belts. So, they’re not technically SCU titles. They are Honor titles, which GRIME also has a right to compete for. So GRIME will have 4 teams in the tournament tonight.

Gianni: & Lexa:  Wait, what?

Tad: I have the authority to make that call, so don’t even think about trying to overturn that decision…

Gianni laughs and claps his hands together, while Lexa goes to protest. Tad shakes his head and walks off.  Gianni extends his hand to Lexa.

Gianni: Pleasure doin’ business with ya.

Lexa just stares at Gianni’s hand until Gianni removes it and walks off, muttering under his breath.




The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see Australian Bombshell Krystal Wolfe warming up ahead of the tag team title tournament matches that are coming up next.

Krystal: Several straight weeks of not being booked to wrestle, tonight’s my time to shine!

Krystal mutters to herself as she stretches her limbs.

Krystal: I don’t care who I team with because I still have a title reign in my future!

Krystal walks off as the scene fades.




The lights in the arena die down as the opening riffs of Gothic Celtic Music Shadow Wisps starts to play. The lights stay out for several seconds before dark green and white strobe lights start shining all around, and fog fills the entrance and along the ramp. Moments later , O’Malley steps through the curtain wearing a long black leather trench coat, joined by Darcy. He has the SCW Roulette Championship draped over his shoulder. They stand at the entrance for several moments before O’Malley takes the first step on their way to the ring, and Darcy follows closely behind.

Once to the ring, O’Malley holds Darcy’s hand as she walks up the steel steps, before he follows behind her, and holds the ropes open for her. She steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, as O’Malley enters behind her and walks over asking for a microphone. After being handed one, his music dies down, the lights return, and he takes his place beside Darcy. He raises the microphone to speak.

O’Malley: Two weeks ago, Violent Conduct was probably the most exhausting night of me career thus far, and I stand before ye all a very different person than I was. And I ain’t just talkin’ about the fact that I’m now one title lighter thanks to Father Gerald beatin’ me, but I’ll get to the point soon so I don’t hold up too much of the show.

Darcy places her hand on O’Malley’s back, supporting him fully as he takes a brief pause, almost disappointed. He closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath.

O’Malley: I’m lucky to be standin’ out here with even the Roulette Championship, because if things had gone worse than they did, I’d have had to give this title up and take some time off. But, as it stands, me shoulder is on the mend, and I can still wrestle goin’ forward. Thank feck fer that, cause I dunno what I woulda done had I needed surgery…

He shakes his head and Darcy remains quiet as she watches her husband lovingly.

O’Malley: That bein’ said, I did have to take the last couple o’ weeks to think about things and focus on where I go from here. Do I keep fightin’ and go after Gerald and try and get the Underground Championship back? Or, do I set me sights on somethin’ different around here? I gotta tell ya, it was pretty temptin’ to focus on Gerald and get at him again, but ye see, I just can’t do it. And there ain’t much of anythin’ I can think of to do around here anymore.

The crowd erupts in curious chatter, shocked at where this is ultimately heading.

O’Malley: Now before any rumors get started and people assume things, let me make one thing very very clear. What I’m about to announce, was decided solely from a personal standpoint, and not because I lost. Not because I’m a sore loser. I’ve made a lot of sacrifices in me life while I was wrestlin’ fer both brands, and it’s time I make another one fer me family. Fer me son. That match against Gerald? That was me last match as a contracted wrestler here in SCU. As of this moment, me entire focus will be on SCW and buildin’ me career there, because I can’t dedicate time to both brands, and take care of me personal business. It just isn’t possible.

He pauses again, almost heartbroken at the decision, but Darcy again encourages him with her touch and he looks at her for a brief moment. She nods and he raises the microphone one last time.

O’Malley: Now I know ye all weren’t exactly a fan o’ me as champ around here, but now ye all gotta live with the bible thumpin’ gobshite instead, and I think we can all agree, that’s much worse. As fer me? I’ve said all I need to say. I’ve taken up more time than I needed, and now it’s time to get back home with me gorgeous wife here, and doin’ what needs to be done to get me boy back. This ain’t how or when I wanted to end me time in SCU, but things have changed quickly, and as I said...a sacrifice had to be made. Thanks fer yer time.

O’Malley then places the microphone down on the canvas before helping Darcy out of the ring and the two disappear backstage once again.
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Kingingiseisha “Hitamashii” Shirasu is seen with his GRIME friends Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell, as well as managers Johan Svensson and Giovanni Teixeira to discuss Hitamashii’s loss against Max Burke for the GRIME World Nightmare Championship at Violent Conduct.

Hitamashii-Max, you are lucky you escaped Violent Conduct with that championship, but I am issuing you a challenge for another shot for that title, and this time, I set the stipulation.  I won’t tell you what type of match it will be, but believe me, it is gruesome and just my type of match.

Andrew decides to discuss the possibility of being in the tag title hunt as Hitamashii cackles.

Andrew-Ivan and I have been tag team champions before, and now that the tag titles are vacant, we want into the tournament to become tag team champions again.  We will do whatever it takes to get the titles.

Hitamashii stops cacklling and speaks again.

Hitamashii-Max, I told you that nothing will stop me from getting another match against you.  You should be worried about the stipulation that I have in mind for our next match, for I know that I am  who will thrive and showcase just how brutal I can be, and that you, as good as you are, don’t compare to me and my greatness.  Nothing you can say or do will slow me from taking what is mine.

Hitamashii smiles and he, with his friends in tow, decide to go into the locker room as the scene fades to black.




The Good Shepherds (David & Ginny) Vs Dying Breed

Darlyn:  The following contest is a Scaffold Match, and is part of the Hardcore Tag Team Championship Tournament!

A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Feel Invincible" by Skillet begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.

Darlyn: On their way to the ring from Tulsa, they are Brother David Shepherd and Virginia Mae Putnam!!!

And the boos become louder. David walks out onto the stage, throwing his hands in the air, looking up. He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage. He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he comes to the center of the stage. He is joined by Ginny, and they step onto th scaffold, ready to start the match.

Darlyn: Aaaaaaaaaaand next, the team of Ivan Darrell and Andrew Garcia… Dying Breed!!!

The opening beat to Sully Erna’s “Your Own Drum" start to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. The Orange Hulk and Ivan starts to walk towards the scaffold and they get on top of it.  They raise their arms in the air as their music fades out.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena: Andrew and Ivan talk to one another as they gently walk over to the center. Andrew grabs hold of Ginny and tries to instantly toss her off of the scaffold! They stumble a bit and Ginny goes flying.

Darlyn: Ginny has been eliminated!

Chad: Ivan nods his head at Andrew as he charges forward. Andrew looks down at Ginny with an smug look on his face. He points to the side of his head and shrugs and laughs.

Gena: Ginny yells out in anger as she watches the match. Ivan and David begin trading rocking punches. David stumbles back, and then comes back with a hard Clothesline.

Chad: As Ivan stands up, David hits him with a Bicycle Kick that causes Ivan to fly off of the scaffold!

Darlyn: Ivan Darrell has been eliminated!

Gena: Andrew looks over at David and once again gives a smug look. The two of them stare across the scaffolding at one another. David swings his arms from side to side as the crowd oddly cheers him on.

Chad: They carefully and strategically walk to one another and tie up in the center. They each take their turns trying to move the other into a position to throw them off, but to no avail.

Gena: David boots Andrew in the gut and sends him off of the scaffold, but Andrew holds on. He swings his legs up and hugs onto it. David begins stomping at Andrew’s limbs.

Chad: Andrew climbs over to the chain and pulls himself up. David rushes over but Andrew plants David back on the scaffold with a Spinebuster.

Gena: Andrew tries to pick David up, but David trips him up and he hits his face on the scaffolding, holding onto his ribs in the process. David sits on his back and locks on a Camel Clutch!

Chad: Andrew shouts out in pain as he tries to find his way out of the move. He can’t, and he begins tapping, but submissions don’t count in this match.

Gena: David keeps it locked on for another while longer, and then lets go. He picks Andrew up and knees him in the ribs, causing Andrew to stumble back.

Chad: David goes to Spear him in the ribs, but Andrew ducks out of the way and trips David in the process. David gets up and goes to pick Andrew up.

Gena: Andrew nails him with a Mule Kick that sends David off of the scaffold, landing right next to Ginny as the crowd boos loudly.

Ding Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners, advancing to the semi-finals… Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell… The Dying Breed!

The scaffolding is slowly lowered as Ivan and Andrew raise their arms up high in victory.




Cameras go backstage with Henry Losak, feeling very angry not for him, but his Monstimals team. Henry shook his head, disgusted at the situation of his team not being selected for the Hardcore tag titles. He begins to speak.

Henry Losak: "Are you kidding me? The Monstimals are the only team in SCU/GRIME Wrestling that has wanted to hold the Hardcore tag titles wrestling for those belts in the tournament? Aren’t the teams and staff scared that The Monstimals would destroy everyone and becoming champions? Too bad they are the best hardcore team in wrestling. None of the other teams that were selected for the tournament stand a chance at winning the Hardcore Tag titles."

Henry shook his head, feeling almost sorry for the other teams, but not really.

Henry Losak: "It's been a month since The Monstimals haven't been booked for a match since Underground seventy-one. A month? Taking the piss. Seriously, this company needs to sort their shit out. Worst of all, they won against Cyan and Yellow in their last match. What is the deal you guys are doing around this fucking place? I tell you something right now; Lord Raab especially is bored as fuck from staying in a hotel and not be able to wrestle. He demands a match against someone on the next show, and he better be booked because if The Monstimals go any longer with not being booked for a wrestling match, then what the fuck is the point of us being here?"

It was clear Henry was really pissed off, more for his boys than for himself.

Henry Losak: "The Monstimals wanted a hardcore tag team match, and they wanted to face The Jeckels. They are the closest team to being a threat to The Monstimals, and Raab and Sam will fucking destroy them. Being in the tournament is a good start, but almost a month without being booked will not stand with me or my boys."

Lord Raab and Samuel went on a vicious attack on the backstage, knocking over equipment and tables.  They get over to the catering table where Roy the Pizza Boy is setting up pizzas on the table. Lord Raab does his finisher, screaming as he pushes Henry out of the way, slicing his hand across his throat as Samuel does the same as well before Henry gets in front of them.

Henry Losak: "It's the management's fault for not placing them in matches for a month. Had they been shown the respect they deserve, none of this would've happened. They are dying to fight, and they want to be placed in matches next week onwards. It's a god damn joke, and we take action to make this fucked up company take notice that The Monstimals deserve to be booked as we have today. Let's go."

Henry, Raab and Samuel walk away with them grunting, and they go somewhere else backstage with the staff helping up Roy the Pizza Boy, and the medical team coming in and checking he was alright. The cameras then go elsewhere backstage.




The Jeckels (Jake and Jack) Vs theFAME - Inferno Match

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena: The referee has called for the bell as the fire surrounds the ring. Donovan Rayne and Bentley Black speak to one another as Jake charges across the ring. He takes Donovan down to the mat and begins trying to pull his leg over toward the fire, while Bentley ducks under a Big Boot from Jack Jeckel.

Chad: Bentley catches him with a kick to the back of Jack’s knee, causing him to stumble down to his knee. Bentley flies back with a Super Kick to the back of Jack’s head. Bentley darts across the ring and knocks Jake off of Donovan. Donovan rolls back to his feet as he grabs Jake and hits a Snapmare, holding onto the neck as he wrenches.

Gena: Bentley pulls Jack up to his feet and sends him into the ropes, but the heat from the fire causes him to skid to a stop, holding his arms out against the top rope. He bounces himself back and catches Bentley in the jaw with a backward elbow. Bentley spins around, holding onto his jaw. Jack brings Bentley down with a German Suplex, effectively breaking Donovan’s hold on Jake.

Chad: Donovan holds onto his back as Jake gets up from the mat, holding onto his neck. Donovan gets up to his feet as Jake runs at him with a Spear that nearly breaks Donovan in half!

Gena: Jack drags Black over toward the ropes as he holds onto Black’s leg. Bentley resists as Jack holds his foot over the flame as Bentley shouts out from the heat. Bentley jerks his leg back, but the strength from Jack is hard to overcome.

Chad: Thankfully, Donovan is able to escape Jake long enough to bring him down with a Jumping Backbreaker. Jake comes at Donovan, but Donovan ducks the Clothesline Matrix style, pushing himself back up with his fist and he lunges forward, catching Jake with a Headbutt that causes the fans to boo.

Gena: Bentley gets up to his feet as he nods to Donovan. They bounce off of the opposing ropes, and come back together as they hook arms, dropping down for a Double Elbow Drop to Jack Jeckel. Bentley pulls Jack toward the ropes as the fans are looking forward to the carnage ahead.

Chad: Jack jerks his leg, pulling Bentley in, but Bentley gives him a few good stomps before he drags him closer to the ropes. Donovan also drags Jake toward the ropes. They try to get the crowd behind them as they wave in the support, but it is minimal. Donovan goes to drape Jake’s arm over the flame, but Jake clenches his fist together tightly, avoiding it.

Gena: Jack plants both feet against Bentley’s stomach and pushes him back. He darts over to Donovan and Jake, and he DDT’s Donovan hard to the mat. Donovan holds onto the back of his neck as he rolls over slightly. He feels the flames scorching at his back as he starts to roll out of the way, just as Jack and Jake hit a double Baseball Slide on Donovan, sending him right into the flames! The crowd boos loudly as Donovan’s shirt catches on fire, and the referee calls for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners, advancing to the semifinals… Jack and Jake… The Jeckels!!!

“Freak Show” plays as Jack and Jack look down at Donovan, who is being sprayed down with the fire extinguisher.  They sneer as they turn around to celebrate in front of the booing crowd.




We open backstage, where we see various technicians etc... moving around ensuring the show is running smoothly as they occasionally report to a well dressed man. That well dressed man is Gianni Di Luca, who walks through the halls making his presents felt as he directs and orders, however, his focus soon shifts to Esther who stomps up to him with friends in tow. The bruise from the punch from Rainbow still visible but now faded.

Esther: Where is she?

She demands.

Gianni: Where is who?

Gianni asks.

Esther: That Rainbow bitch! Don’t act like you don’t know who I’m looking for!

Esther glares.

Gianni: I don't know where she is and if I did know where she is, I ain’t gonna allow ya to lay a finger on her.

Gianni shrugs.

Esther: Look here you little bitch! I demand a match against her.

Gianni: That’s gonna be totally up to her.

Gianni says as someone comes up to him and he nods and gives the ok befoee that peraon walks off.

Esther: What do you mean up to her?

Esther frowns.

Gianni: Are ya fuckin’ deaf? It’s her choice.

Esther is lost for words as her anger continues to boil and it only gets worse as Rainbow appears next to Gianni.

Rainbow: My choice.

Gianni looks at Rainbow and then back at Esther, as he feels the tension between the two.

Esther: How is it your choice... you’re fucking him aren't you? Nobody gets a choice in their matches, you coward piece of shit!

Rainbows laughs.

Rainbow: My position in this company will soon become clear. For now I don't want to face you until I say so. You will have to wait.

Rainbow crosses her arms as Esther just looks stunned at Rainbow and then Gianni.

Esther: This is bullshit. You are a fucking hypocrite... you don't want to wrestle but happy to fucking attack me?

Esther takes a few steps forward into the face of Rainbow.

Esther: I will stop at nothing to face you and take this mask off. I am not about to lie down and allow you to do this.

Esther steps back before unleash a slap across Rainbow's face. Rainbow steps back holding her face before looking at Esther.

Rainbow: Security!!

Strangley security enter the picture and grab Esther.

Rainbow: Take her away.

Esther:  Why are they listening to you, you fucking bitch? I’m gonna fucking kill you!

They then drag Esther away kicking and screaming, leaving Rainbow and Gianni, which Gianni shakes his head and walks away.




Team Uggo (Kelli Torres & Halo Annis) Vs Kittie & Jim the Clown - Lights Out Match

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Lights Out Match! On their way to the ring…Kelli Torres and Halo Annis… Team UGGO!!!!!!!!!

Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up to a pop as Halo and Kelli come out the curtain with a burst of excitement. Halo makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes as Kelli slides under. Halo gets to the middle of the ring smiling as the crowd chants their names loudly.

The opening drum beat of “Lollirot” by Jack Off Jill begins blasting through the speakers as the light flash along with the music.  As the instrumentals pick up, Kittie shoves her way through the curtains.  A spotlight lands on her as she pauses, throwing her head forward, and then back.  She lets her hair fall down over her face, and it slowly falls back as she moves her head slowly from one side to the other.

Liam:  Making her way to the ring from Henderson, NV, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Kittie!!!

She throws her hands up in the air and lets out a scream before she starts skipping down the entryway.  She bops her head to the side as she goes.  She stops to stick her tongue out to tease a cheering fan or two, and then she continues skipping until about half way to the ring.  From there she makes a mad dash toward the ring, leaping onto the apron.  She quickly bangs her head as she dances to the nearest turnbuckle.  She climbs it, and pauses there, looking out across the audience through her hair as they cheer her on.  She throws her middle fingers in the air before jumping down into the ring.  She paces back and forth quickly as her music dies down.

Before Darlyn can even begin to announce the next person, the lights turn red. Jim the Clown is seen standing behind Kittie with red balloons in his hand.  He stares across the ring at Halo and giggles.

Liam:  And her partner, already in the ring… Jim the Clown!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob: The crowd is alive as Jim the Clown and Halo Annis start things off. They tie up in the middle of the ring, but Halo knows she is at a disadvantage as she slips behind Jim the Clown. She jumps on Jim the Clown’s back.

Ada: She is screaming as she digs her claws into the side of Jim the Clown’s neck! No one ever said Halo doesn’t fight dirty sometimes.

Rob: She tries to bring Jim the Clown down, but Jim the Clown holds his ground. She reaches back and grabs hold of Halo’s hair as he whips her over his shoulder in a Powerslam that rocks the ring.

Ada: The crowd boos loudly for Jim the Clown, while some groan for Halo.

Rob: Jim the Clown slams an elbow across Halo’s chest to add to the pain. He reaches down and yanks Halo up to her feet. He flings Halo into the ropes, looking for a Back Body Drop, but Halo punts his chin!

Ada: The smack of her foot echoes throughout the entire arena!

Rob: Kittie is watching with a smile on her face, while also talking shit to Kelli from across the ring. Halo bounces off of the ropes and hits a Flying Forearm to Jim the Clown’s face. She bounces off of the ropes once more, but Kittie hits a high kick to the back of Halo’s head. As Halo turns around to confront Kittie, Jim the Clown brings Halo over with a German Suplex.

Ada: Jim the Clown is not done yet as he wiggles back up to his feet!  But…

*BLACKOUT!*

Ada: We can’t see a goddamn thing in here.  All we can hear is scuffling as both Jim the Clown and Halo are still brawling it out.

Rob: The lights come back on! Halo hits an elbow to Jim the Clown’s face and then turns around to hit an Enziguiri to Jim the Clown!

Ada: Jim the Clown falls down to the mat, holding onto her jaw in pain.

Rob: As Kittie steps inside of the ring, the referee tries to restore order. Kelli steps to the outside and Kittie points at her, stepping out as well. Halo jumps up for a Springboard Moonsault, nailing it as she hooks the leg.

One…
Two…
Th...Kickout!

*Blackout!*

Ada: The crowd is riled up with anticipation for what’s going on inside of the ring, and I can’t blame them honestly.  This blackout is taking a little longer, but… And we’re back on! Kittie tags herself in as Jim looks unhappy. The crowd is angry at Kittie’ presence here tonight.

Rob: Kittie steps in and waves Jim the Clown out of the way. Halo runs toward her, but Kittie ducks underneath the Clothesline. She hits a punch to the face of Kelli. She then reaches back and punches Halo. Kelli comes toward her, and Kittie hits a kick to Kelli’s face!

Ada: Kelli and Kittie have beef that goes way back from before she even joined GRIME, and was a member of SCU security. Kittie doesn’t have time to breathe as Halo comes off of the ropes.

Rob: As Halo rebounds, Kittie kicks her in the face as well. Kittie bounces off of the ropes and hits a Double Clothesline to Halo and Kelli, sending them both to the outside of the ring.

Ada: Kittie turns around and raises her arms in the air before lightly kicking the dirt from the bottom of her boots at her opponents. She turns around and tempts Kelli inside, despite not being the legal person.

Rob: Halo slides back inside of the ring and grabs onto Kittie’s hair and yanks her down to the ground. Kelli gets inside and stomps at Kittie, but the referee admonishes her for it. She holds her hand up as she grabs the tag rope. Halo tags Kelli in!

Crowd:  *MEGA POP!*

Ada: Kelli smiles almost as big as Kittie as the two begin circling around the ring, and you can cut the tension with a knife!

Rob: The two tie up in the center of the ring. Kelli backs Kittie up against the ropes and pushes with all of her weight. Kittie tries to struggle out of it, but Kelli is too driven. She continues to push against the ropes, and Kittie reaches up and rakes at Kelli’s eyes.

Kittie:  You wanna break rules, bitch?  I can do it too!

Ada: Kittie hits a knee to Kelli’s gut.  She then follows through with a Bridging Floatover pin!

One…
Two…
Th...Kickout!

Rob: Kelli kicks out with force.  Kittie doesn’t play this time, though.  She grabs onto Kelli’s throat and begins choking her relentlessly.  The referee throws up one finger to begin his count!

1!
2!
3!
4!
LET HER GO!

Ada:  Kittie doesn’t let go.  Kelli, however, has a smile on her face.  As Kittie continues choking her, Halo starts to get inside, but Kelli waves a hand, telling her to stand back.  Kittie shrieks angrily as she continues the choke, only for the referee to call for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  As a result of a disqualification… Advancing to the semifinals… Halo Annis and Kelli Torres!

Rob:  Bullshit!  A disqualification in a “hardcore” match?

Ada:  Typical SCU cowardice. But… smart at the same time, for Kelli to take advantage of the loose cannon that is Kittie for an easy advancement.

Halo enters the ring and hits the Black 13 on Kittie, effectively getting her off of Kelli.  Jim looks on at this and simply moves along, not feeling concerned by any of it.  Kelli catches her breath and then tosses Kittie to the outside of the ring, dusting her hands off.  She leans over to shout at Kittie.

Kelli:  If you wanna handle this, I’m easy to find. I don’t hide under masks for months.

Crowd:  YEAHHHHHHH!!!

She waves Kittie off and her and Halo continue to celebrate.




The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see the title card for Ariana Angelos’ cooking YouTube channel Recipe 4 Disaster before we cut to where a makeshift kitchen has been set up and the two members of Team Go, Ariana Angelos and HBCarter are standing behind the worktop.

Ariana: Welcome to this special SCU Underground edition of Recipe 4 Disaster!

HBCarter: Subtitled: We’re All Gonna Die!

Carter says in his usual cheery tone and Ari gives him a teasing look.

Ariana: Now because my bestie is defending his TV Title tonight, he will not be eating the food I’m cooking.

At this point Carter drops to his knees with his arms spread towards the heavens.

HBCarter: Jesus, Buhda, Zeus, Thor, Odin, Apollo, Aphrodite, I thank you all!

Ariana: You do know what Aphrodite is the goddess off, right?

HBCarter: Not eating your food?

Ari gives her bestie a knowing look and it seems to click in Carter’s head.

HBCarter: Oh right, Anubis!

Ari shakes her head as Carter gets back to his feet.

Ariana: But because I still need someone to eat my Golden Syrup Smarties and Fish Food Meatloaf the staff have kindly volunteered to eat……….

Upon hearing what Ari is cooking the staff suddenly realize that they have better things to do and start to disperse.

Ariana: ………it…………

HBCarter: Sad thing is, that sounded decent until you mentioned fish food and meatloaf.

Ariana: Surely, someone will eat this meatloaf, it’s been in the oven all day!

Carter blinks a couple of times before seeing smoke coming out from the oven.

HBCarter: Err, Ari?

Ariana: Yeah?

HBCarter: What temperature did you leave the oven at?

It seems to click in Ari’s head as she rushes over to the oven to check on the meatloaf, when she opens it it’s opening the door to a hot sauna.

Ariana: Oh gods, it’s on fire, the ashes are on fire!

HBCarter: That shouldn’t be possible.

Ariana: Just get the fire extinguisher before I burn the building down!

Carter runs off as the scene fades.




”It’s a glorious Sunday…”

The cameras focus in on an intimate setting in a luxury box off to the side.  We see Brother David with a cup of ice water in his hand, and Sister Ginny leaning into him with a small bag of popcorn.  They are turned to look at Mother Mavis standing in front of the podium, her radiant, yet somehow chilling, smile ever present.  She taps the microphone, and people begin to turn toward the box.  There is a tightly packed group of people dressed in their Sunday best, carrying signs as they march back and forth in front of the box. Some of the signs read “It is our God given right to congregate!” and “We celebrate the Lord’s day!” Security is in part surrounding them, trying to talk to the leader of the group, who is too busy shouting the contents of their signs at them.

Mavis continues to smile, looking out past this group, and toward the other fans, who are obeying the rules of social distancing.  She gives them a careful glance to make sure their eyes are on them.

Mavis:  Glorious indeed, as we gather under His eye, and obey His command, given to us through the scripture.  While it is not a woman’s place to speak out on religious matters, I have been charged with giving you a small introduction to one of the greatest men to ever step foot in SCU.

Crowd:  YOU SUCK! WOMEN’S RIGHTS!

Mavis pauses, and stares out at the crowd again.  This time, her smile has faded, and her cheeks redden slightly with anger.  Her words don’t give way to the obvious rage written on her face.

Mavis:  Women’s rights include the right to wait on your husband, hand and foot, for he is the provider.  Do your research.  But, what does one expect in Biden Country?

Mavis snickers, as Ginny boos the aforementioned name, throwing popcorn for dramatic affect.  David’s face is still as stone as he looks down at the ground.

Mavis:  In front of every great woman is a great man.  One who is devout, and who does not cast aside the word of God.  A man who is strong enough to provide for his family.  It was said in Ephesians chapter 5 verse 25 “For husbands, this means love your wives, just as Christ loved the church. He gave up his life for her.” And no words have ever been more true of my husband, and your Sin City Underground Champion… please everyone give it up for Father Gerald Eugene Shepherd!!!

Maivs steps back and claps as the crowd begins to boo.  “Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum begins playing over the speakers as the door to the VIP box opens.  Gerald comes jogging through the door and up to the podium.  He takes the SCU Underground Championship belt from his shoulders and raises it up for all to see.  This only makes the crowd boo even more.  But, this also makes Gerald’s smile even wider.  He sets the belt down on the podium for all to see as he leans down to adjust the microphone, so that he can stand tall and proud.

Gerald:  I told each and every one of you heathens that I would walk out of Violent Conduct as the Underground Champion.  It was written in the Good Book that the most dedicated and devout get what they deserve.  And by golly, I got what I deserved. And I didn’t expect it to be easy.  And to give the coward, O’Malley, some credit. He really did put up a fight when there was nowhere to go. He surprised me with that shoulder thing.

Gerald shudders, but it seems to be almost forced.  He looks around the audience as he sees them giving O’Maley a bit of an ovation.  He quickly pulls the focus back to himself.

Gerald:  But, fight as he might have, he did not walk out of Violent Conduct with the belt.  As much as we’d like to believe that O’Malley isn’t dodging me, his track record doesn’t speak very kindly in his favor. Whine and dodge.  But, let’s go ahead and restrict that to the “Main show” brand, and keep all of the integrity in the Underground, right? I wish you well, O’Malley.

David:  Bullshit!

Gerald’s smile fades when he looks over to Brother David, who covers his mouth after his sudden outburst.  Gerald’s eyes narrow at his son.  He tries not to take away from his own boasting, but the surprise and anger toward his son is present.

Gerald: What in Heaven's name are you talking about, Brother David?

Gerald gives him a look that says "Don't answer. To be continued." He goes back to the microphone until Brother David stands up from his seat despite Ginny begging him to sit back down.

David: What I'm talking about is everything coming out of your mouth. You aren't happy that O'Malley is moving on to SCW. You don't wish him well. And why should you?

Gerald: Son. The better man won. It's time to let sleeping dogs lie. He's obviously not going to get anywhere in SCW. Why am I going to continue to hold a grudge against the man?

David: Because he's a treacherous heathen who needs to be struck down! He doesn't deserve to get the better exposure. He deserves to face early retirement, and forced further into the arms of his jezebel who keeps him away from his manhood and responsibilities!

Gerald smiles and nods his head. As he's about to speak, David cuts him off.

David: I think you're avoiding him. We do have SCW contracts too, Father. You could easily go on and defeat him for the Roulette title and eradicate him from the roster. One less heathen for us to worry about!

Gerald thinks about it for a second.

Gerald: If I didn't know any better son, I'd think you was trying to insinuate something. Doubting my character.

David: No, it's just that…

Gerald: Why don't you go and try to strike the man down? Why don't you deliver some biblical justice to the heathenous O'Malley? Is it because you've tried and you couldn't? Numerous times? Because you couldn't even knock two GRIME ingrates off a little platform to win back the Hardcore Tag Team Championships? Ginny got blindsided, but you outright lost! So what makes you think you can take on someone like O'Malley when you're almost as insignificant as your damned sister? Useless! Now, fall in line, child!

David looks at Gerald, and everything in him wants to obey. But, instead, David walks out of the VIP box and pushes his way through the doors. Gerald just shakes his head and continues.

Gerald: Obstinate children… much like everyone in attendance tonight. I want… no I demand more respect from you cretins in the future. I am your champion. Finally, a champion you can all be proud of! One who stands for more than just himself! One with a truly divine calling! Think about it. Those with more brain cells than a murdered unborn child will see that I am a man of integrity, who will be here every week to fight the good fight, inside and outside of the ring. Praise Him!

Gerald raises the Underground Championship high in the air toward the sky as he looks up. Mavis and Ginny raise their hands up as well as "Spirit in the Sky" plays over the speakers once more.




The Staggs (Tim & Alexis) vs The Monstimals - Falls Count Anywhere Match

Liam:  The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere Match, and is part of the Hardcore Tag Team Championship tournament!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, accompanied to the ring by Henry Lozak, they are Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab… The Monstimals!!!

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Liam: Aaaaaaaaaaand their opponents… Representing The Nobodies, they are… Tim and Alexis Staggs!!!

The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground. He is joined by a female in a black hooded jacket and mask. As the music picks up, the figures pull their hoods back, yanking their masks off to reveal Tim and Alexis Staggs. Tim jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes.  He sits on them, allowing Alexis to step through. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. Alexis walks around the ring as she gets the crowd excited for the match. Tim jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates. Alexis walks up behind him and rubs on his shoulders before he rises to his feet to kiss his wife.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ada:  Tim and Alexis rush in to take on an early advantage by knocking Raab down to the ground.  Alexis pulls out a pair of handcuffs and begins punching Raab in the head with them as hard and rapid as she can.

Rob:  Tim turns around and begins jabbing at Sam with a pair of brass knuckles, but Sam steps to the side with each jab. Sam moves away from Tim just enough and turns toward Alexis.

Ada:  As he moves, Tim follows after.  Tim jumps on Sam’s back, taking him down to the mat with a choke hold.  He punches the side of Sam’s head with the knuckles as Alexis watches her back.

Rob:  As Alexis goes back to punching Raab, he grabs her by the throat and chokes her.  As he stands up, he brings Alexis with him and drops her with a Chokeslam!  He picks up the handcuffs she had, and he slaps one end on the top rope.

Ada:  Alexis is a tough little bitch, as she starts to move, after something that would put most men down.  Raab drags her to the cuffs, though, and puts the other end around her wrist. Tim lets go of the choke hold and charges at Raab.

Rob:  Raab ducks and Tim nearly collides with Alexis.  However, he stops himself.  He digs in his tights for the key, but Sam slams his hand against the ropes, and Tim drops the key to the outside.

Ada:  Like a knight in shining armor, Tim tries to go outside to get the key, but Sam grabs his ankle and pulls him toward the middle of the ring. Raab rolls outside and picks up a steel chair and tosses it inside of the ring. Along with a barbed wire bat… and a… cheese grater?

Rob:  Raab climbs back inside of the ring and picks up the steel chair. Sam continues to punch Tim repeatedly as Tim tries to get up to his feet.  Raab lifts up his chair as Alexis tries to move away.  Raab kicks her in the stomach and goes to swing the chair.

Ada:  But Tim hits a headbutt to Sam, cutting his face on Sam’s mask.  He gets to his feet and jumps up to grab the chair right out of Raab’s hand and smacks Raab with the chair.

Henry: He wants to play the hero?  Show him what happens to heroes in GRIME!

Rob:  Sam picks up the baseball bat and smacks and rakes it across Tim’s back!  Tim yelps out as he goes to one knee.  Raab picks up the steel chair and bashes Tim with it.  Alexis struggles against the cuffs and ropes, but with no luck.

Ada:  Sam hits Tim across the side of the head with the bat, tearing into his scalp and further tearing open the cheek!  Raab throws the chair on the ground. He sets Tim up for the Killerbuster (Double Arm Brainbuster) onto the chair!

Rob:  Raab looks down at Tim, thinking about the pin, but instead, he points to Sam, who begins hammering away with the bat.  He hits repeated shots, and Alexis holds her arm out, screaming.

Alexis:  NOOOO! STOP!!!

Ada:  Raab looks over to her as she spits in his direction.  Sam picks Tim up from the ground and nails the Animal Kills (Vertabreaker)!  He then picks Tim up again, and repeats the move.  Alexis is in the corner, undoing the turnbuckle covering, but Raab picks up the cheese grater!

Rob:  Sam holds Tim up, but the lights are not even on in Tim’s eyes.  His body is limp as Raab takes the cheese grater to Tim’s forehead and viciously begins grating away.  Alexis shouts out again.

Alexis:  FUCKING STOP!

Ada:  Alexis tugs, trying to undo the ropes, but she can’t seem to get them.  She begins yanking as the cuffs cut into her wrists.  Sam picks the bat up and continues to shred away at Tim’s back while Raab shreds his face!

Rob:  Alexis shrieks, hiding her face from the horrors in front of her.  Raab puts the cheese grater on top of Tim’s head, and then he picks the chair up, raising it up high in the air.  He crashes down on it!  Alexis screams and then holds her arm out again to yell.

Alexis:  We quit!  WE QUIT!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners, and the last team to advance in the tournament… Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson… The Monstimals!!!

The crowd boos, and boos even louder when Raab continues to beat down with the chair.  Sam continues to beat down with the barbed wire bat. The onslaught continues for a moment until Jamie, Vixen, and Erik Staggs come rushing the ring.  Jamie rips the bat away from Sam, and Vixen struggles to get the chair away from Raab,  Erik has a microphone as he shouts.

Erik:   SSSSSTOP!  NOW!

Crowd:  YEAH!

Henry climbs inside of the ring with a microphone of his own.  Raab rips the chair back from Vixen completely.  He prepares to hit anyone who comes close, all while Alexis tries to kick at him, still cuffed to the ropes.  Henry steps up close to Erik, laughing.

Henry:  Is this not GRIME Wrestling?  Erik, did you not have your errand boy, Rory, seek out the services of The Monstimals, because of our reputation in bloodbath, rude violence?

Erik:   This is not the time, nor the place, Henry.  I’m telling you to back off. Now…

Henry stares at Erik, his nostrils flaring out as he sniffs.  He looks from side to side as Tim starts to get up.  Raab swings the chair against Tim’s head, knocking him right back down to the mat.  Henry raises his microphone as Jamie whacks Sam with the bat, tearing at the flesh on his arm.  Sam growls out and grabs Jamie’s throat, causing Erik to kick out Sam’s knee to stop it from going further.

Henry:  This!  This is what I am talking about.  The infamous Staggs Family!  Some of the greatest and most noble fighters in Hardcore Wrestling history.  You have spilled enough blood to fill the Nile, collectively. I don’t see what the big fucking deal is, Erik.

Erik gets in Henry’s face, his anger clearly showing now as he barks.

Erik:   I didn’t ask for a redundant history lesson on my family, Henry. I told you to back the fuck off now, or you just might force my hand.

Henry laughs in Erik’s face.

Henry:  Looking around at your hand, I don’t see anything that my Monstimals can’t handle.  But, it would be fun to see, right here, right now.  The Monstimals never back down from a challenge.

Erik looks over to Jamie, and then to Tim, then to Vixen.  The medical team comes down and they help Tim out of the ring.  Vixen tries to help Alexis out of the cuffs, but Alexis rips the key out Vixen’s hand and does it herself, and immediately rolls out of the ring to go with Tim on the stretcher.  Erik scoffs and throws the microphone down on the ground.  He exits the ring and follows with Alexis, as Jamie and Vixen do the same.  Henry raises The Monstimals’ arms in victory as we go elsewhere.


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The backstage area of the Cox Pavilion is a frenzy of activity. Staff hurries to and fro, carrying out whatever duties they have assigned to them. And the wrestlers themselves? They themselves are either busy making 'contacts' to maintain their standing in this competitive business, or preparing for the inevitable - setting foot inside of the ring themselves this very evening.

The reigning SCU Television Champion, Helluva Bottom Carter, is no exception as he stands inside of the dressing room, in front of the full length mirror, making certain that his outfit looks 'just right,' while his GO Gym squad mates, Krystal Wolfe and his bestie Ariana Angelos (Ari to him) stand close by.

Krystal: I still don't see why you're going through all of this trouble to make sure everything is perfect. Isn't this a hardcore match of some sort?

Ariana: Yes and we still don't know what hardcore 'stip' you'll be competing under.

HBHBCarter: Please don't remind me!

His ring gear -- consisting of a 'Team Go' belly shirt and black booty shorts with matching boots -- is picture perfect, and he further compliments the outfit by holding the SCU TV title belt around his waistline for a close inspection. Krystal steps up and lends a helping hand, fastening the belt around his waist as a champion should -- and NOT be carried over the shoulder.

HBHBCarter: Just my luck. My first defense and not only is it my first hardcore match, but it's against Ari's new partner!

Ariana: Alex Rush is a very nice guy.

Krystal: And he's got way more experience in hardcore matches so you should be good out there.

Carter sighs and Ariana turns and gives Krystal a look.

Ariana: You're not helping.

Krystal looks back and forth between both and holds her arms out in genuine innocence.

Krystal: What? ... What'd I say?

HBHBCarter: Nothing. Everything's alright Kryssy. I've just never been in a hardcore match before so I admit I'm a little nervous.

Krystal: Why? It just means no rules. You can do whatever you want. hit him with whatever you want.

HBHBCarter: yeah, and it also means he can do the exact same thing to me! But I dunno. Ari is right; Alex is a really nice guy. Maybe that's my problem. He's a dingbat but seems like a sweetheart so I really don't want to hurt…

Just then, the teammates' musings are interrupted by a knock at the dressing room door. Carter breaks free from the mirror (by some miracle) and opens the door, greeted by a backstage worker holding as package in his hands.

HBHBCarter: Yes?

Staff: Got a delivery for you Carter.

Carter frowns, but accepts the package none the less.

HBHBCarter: For me?

The door shuts behind him and he looks at the package in confusion as his two friends gather closer for a look of their own.

Krystal: What is it?

Ariana: Who's it from?

Carter just shakes his head and takes a seat on a folding chair, before he looks at the card on the box and reads it aloud for their benefit.

HBHBCarter: Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sorry we have to fight like this.
Enjoy this present, it cost me $52.
Alex Rush


Ariana and Krystal wrinkle their brows and Carter stares at the card and the inscription.

HBHBCarter: I am going out on a limb here and guessing that he wrote this himself.

That being said, Carter lifted the lid of the box and stared inside.

HBHBCarter: It's ... a rump roast.

Carter lifts his head with a blank stare.

HBHBCarter: The man sent me meat.

Carter then flips the card over, noticing more writing on the back.

HBHBCarter: "Sorry we have to do this. A gentleman shouldn't biff a bird."

Carter frowns.

HBHBCarter: Biff a b... he thinks I'm a woman!

This revelation causes both Krystal and Ariana to lose it in a fit of laughter and giggles as Carter stares hard at them, then back in the box.

HBHBCarter: see Ari!? I TOLD you this is how a well done roast is supposed to look like!


SCU TV Championship
H.B. Carter vs Alex Rush - Fans Bring the Weapons

Darlyn:  The following contest is Fans Bring the Weapons Match, and is for the SCU Uncensored Television Championship!!!

Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.

Darlyn:: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!!!

Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for his opponent.

lee Cast Version of “I Know What Boys Like” begins to play and Carter steps through the curtains, holding an ankle length, sleeveless black robe closed in front of him. he then whips it open, revealing his ring attire of a printed belly t, booty shorts and thigh high boots. He holds one hand behind his head while running the other hand down his body while grinding his hips to the music.

Darlyn: From Seattle, Washington, weighing 176 pounds, he is the "Hardcore Bottom" -- Your SCU Uncensored Television Champion -- Helluva Bottom Carter!

Carter drops the robe to the stage and runs toward the ring, slapping hands offered out to him all around the ringside area. He then hops up onto the ring apron in a split and slides beneath the bottom rope. He crawls seductively on all fours until he arrives in his corner. He pulls himself up and then lays across the top corner, awaiting the start of the match.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  The fans at ringside begin waving weapons to Carter and Rush.  They look to one another and they each dive outside of the ring.

Gena:  Alex is seeing some… interesting weapon choices.  Beer bottles, guitars, an autographed Mr Fyrecrotch poster… My worn panties…

Chad:  Wait what?  Oh! Carter sees a woman with a purse, and she shows off that it is filled with rolls of quarters.  Nice choice.

Gena:  Carter sees an oversized make up kit, and he immediately goes for it.  He opens it up and sees the loaded powderpuff.  He rushes over to Alex Rush, bypassing your panties, Chad.

Chad:  I feel so rejected!  He smacks Alex with the powderpuff, blinding him in the process.  Alex grabs whatever he can reach, which happens to be my panties. Yes!

Gena:  Why does that lingerie smell like balls?

Chad:  It’s effective, as Carter backs away.  Yeah!  Those are my balls you’re running from, Carter!  Get him Mr Fyrecrotch!

Gena:  Just like me, Carter’s life is forever changed by that.  Alex rubs his eyes clear after a fan clears them up with water.  He throws your panties into the crowd and grabs the plush Edwin Robert...

Chad: … available at the merch stand for $24.99… He blocks another shot from the powderpuff with the rhino, knocking it into the crowd.  He then begins smacking Carter with the rhino, over and over again!

Gena:  Carter tries to bat it away, but Alex is on a roll now.  Carter reaches out and picks up a book from someone and smacks Alex over the head with it.  He then looks down at it and screams as he drops it.

HBCarter:  Oh! It burns!

Chad:  Was that… The Good Book? One of Gerald’s supporters is still lingering around here after they were ejected.  Carter looks at the man and blows him a kiss.

Gena:  The man isn’t too happy, and he’s even less happy when Carter ducks, and Alex crashes into the man with a Battering Ram to the nuggets through the bars of the barricade!

Crowd:  YEAHHHH!!! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!

Chad: Alex’s eyes widen as he starts apologizing to the man.  However, Carter rolls him up from behind and grips onto the tights!

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Gena:  Alex gets a shoulder up.  He rolls back against the steps as he catches his breath.  Carter is ready and focused as he charges right at Alex, who just closes his eyes, waiting for impact!

Chad:  But Carter jumps over Alex and onto the ring steps.  He goes to the fan in the front row who is holding up the cut out of Austin James Mercer, and Carter bites his bottom lip.  He goes to grab onto it, when he looks over to his right to see another cut out.

Gena:  It’s Brother David’s life size cut out.  He blushes as he looks between both cutouts.  He moves between them cautiously.  He reaches for Austin, but then changes course for David.

Chad:  And then he chooses both of them!  Just like I would have done!  He pulls them over the barricade and turns around with them, walking toward the ramp.  He makes conversation with them as he forgets about the match and starts to leave!

Gena:  Alex hasn’t forgotten.  He charges up the ramp with the guitar in hand!  He raises it up as Carter looks at the Sin City Tron.

HBCarter:  David!  Look out!

Chad:  Carter tackles the David cutout to the ground, just as Rush takes the head off the Austin James Mercer one, smacking it into the crowd.

Gena:  Carter is appalled by this.  He stands up and glares at Alex with a fire in his eye that we haven’t seen during this match.  The claws are about to come out now as Carter kicks Rush in the gut.

Chad:  Carter rips the guitar from Rush’s hands and smashes it over his back.  He then does a Somersault behind Alex, taking him over into a Snap Powerbomb… and uses the momentum from the ramp to do another one!

Gena:  And uses that momentum to bridge into a pin!  The referee drops down for the count!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner and STILL Uncensored Television Champion… Helluva Bottom Carter!!!

Carter quickly grabs his TV title, but doesn’t seem to care for it as much.  He looks down at the decapitated Austin James Mercer cutout, and he falls to his knees, screaming up at the ceiling.

HBCarter:  WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

Carter is soon distracted just enough when he sees the Brother David cutout, and he leans down to kiss the forehead of it, hugging onto it as he gets up and brings his title and the cutout to the back.





The scene opens up backstage inside Angel Kash’s private locker room. Where we see The Trillion Dollar Princess getting ready for her steel cage match with her tite resting on her shoulder, already in her golden ring gear. The fans greet her image with loud boos, as she scoffs.  As she sits backstage getting her make up done as she looks at the mirror after the work is done she blows herself a kiss as she says in a smug tone.

Angel: MIrror mirror on the wall who is the richest, hottest, most amazing, talented and greatest SCU TV Champion? I know its me, Angel Kash. Who is also the greatest Underground Champion of all time to boot I know I really keep outdoing myself time and time again when it comes to taking gold and making it important, making it relevant. You peasants can all thank me later.

The fans boo at Angel, who rolls her eyes before letting out an amused cuckle.

Angel: Oh please once again you are all just like Melissa Ruin and ever other disgusting low life on this roster. Jealous of me, jealous of my friend Val which yes don’t lie you so are its okay I mean if I wasn’t me I’d be jealous as well. I get it and instead of just admitting you make up lies about how Angel sucks honey, look at this belt it tells you all you need to know I am above each and everyone of you!

Angel holds the belt up to the camera with a smirk on her face before moving it back to her shoulder. As she then rubs her belts faceplate with her well manicured hand.  As she then begins to speak in the same tone.

Angel: You can hate me all you want, but deep down you know this is all true. And you know your new hero Meissa Ruin lucked her way into this matchyet agan, but once again when it comes to one on one matches she has not been able to pin me. You see the last time she thought she could get herself dqed to protect her then title from me but when it came down to it I beat her fairly and became SCU TV Champion like the Boss Bitch I am. So do understand Melissa you might of gotten the title shot but this is as close as you are gonna get to getting this belt off of me you understand?

Angel said in an authoritative tone clearly not playing around. She had just won the belt a month ago and wasn’t looking to part ways with it anytime soon. As she soon began to speak in the same arrogant bitchy tone.

Angel: Like Melissa I took you and took you out of the gutter. I gave you a taste of the high life a good  In the Nobility but what happened you got to big for your own good and I slapped you down you should have stayed down and vanished trust me like your sister no one would miss you. So tonight we are going to be locked like animals in a cage I mean the shud just like you in one since you want to act like an animal.  And bite the hand that feed you yur entire time in SCU. Then tonight I am gonna put you down for good.

Angel has an evil smirk on her face as she fluffs her long blonde hair.

Angel: So tonight enjoy another lesson because this won’t be pretty unlike me. This is gonna be ugly I might be Hamptons breed but when it comes to putting down people I am as ruthless as they come. You know that and tonight you will fully come to grips with your place in this world.  That you have been and always will be beneath me. So get ready to once again fail because that is what you're good at. Because what Angel Kash wants Angel Kash gets!

Angel blows a smug kiss toward the mirror and t the camera as the scene then fades to black before heading to commercial break.





Dying Breed vs The Jeckels (Jack and Jake) - Concession Stand Brawl

Cameras cut to the concession stands area of the Arena as hundreds of fans have crowded and made a circle in which we see a referee as well as Jack and Jake Jeckel on one side and Andrew Garcia with Ivan Darrell on the other.

Liam:  The following contest is the semifinals for the Hardcore Tag Team Championship Tournament, and is a Concession Stand Brawl!!! On one side, we have The Dying Breed!!! And on the other, we have Jack and Jake, the Jeckels!!!

The ref calls for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob: The bell has rung as the crowd cheers on… Jack immediately runs and tackles Ivan to the ground as Andrew and Jake each grab a chair and try hitting each other with it.

Ada: They keep swinging their chairs, trying to gain an advantage on the other one as Ivan finally manages to roll over and get on top of Jack that he starts laying out strikes of his own.

Rob: Not sure that is a smart move on Ivan, everyone is always just one Elbow to the head from Jack away from getting knocked out.

Ada: Andrew ducks a chair shot then swings his chair low hitting Jake run in the knee. Jake drops his chair and hits the floor. Andrew goes over to where Ivan is at, he pulls Ivan away and takes the chair swinging it at Jack who quickly moves out the way to avoid contact.

Rob: Jack tries to get up as Andrew tries to swing at him with another chair shop. Jack gets off the way and jumps the counter as the pizza employees run to safety.

Ada: Jack grabs a container full of marinara sauce and throws it right at Andrew. Andrew blocks with the chair the sauce hits the floor and causes Andrew to slip as he tries to take a step towards Jack.

Rob: Ivan jumps over the counter and grabs Jack as he slams him against one of the pizza ovens. Ivan then gets on top of the counter as it looks like he's about to jump off…

Ada: Jake from nowhere grabs Ivan's feet and trips him causing Ivan too far but still lands on top of Jack. Jake jumps over the counter realizing there is not enough room so he takes Andrew and throws them over the counter back to the food court area.

Rob: Jake jumps the counter landing on Andrew’s chest with a double Stomp! Jake runs over to the stir-fry Chinese restaurant and hops the counter. The employees back away as to not get hurt as he grabs a hot pan that's on top of the stove with what looks to be orange chicken. Jake jumps over the counter again with the hot pan on hand as Andrew tries to get up, Jake swings the pan hitting Andrew right in the face as orange chicken flies everywhere.

Ada: Andrew screams and yells as he tries to crawl… A fan hands Andrew a supersize drink… Andrew grabs it and pours it on his face to help the burning pain he is feeling. Ivan jumps the counter as does Jack. Jake swings the pan again this time on Ivan but he ducks it and it hits Jack INSTEAD!!!!

Rob: Ivan Superkicks Jake then covers Jack!!!

1..
2..

Ada: Jack kicks out at two!

Rob: Ivan gets up and grabs Ivan from behind with a sleeper hold. Jack gets up and goes for an Elbow to Ivan Face… Ivan ducks having Jack hits Jake instead!!!

Ada: Ivan tackles Jack causing the back of Jack’s head to hit the register. Andrew runs from nowhere and jumps on a table… He jumps off hitting Jake with an Elbow drop. Andrew goes for the cover!!

1...
2..

Rob: Jake kicks out, Andrew gets up as he helps Ivan pick Jack up for a double suplex. They slam Jack onto a table as the fans cheer for more!!

Ada: Ivan is ready to go for the cover, when out of nowhere, GRIME World Nightmare Champion Max Burke comes out of nowhere with Casey Williams.  Casey picks Andrew up into a Bear Hug.

Rob: Max slams the belt against the back of Ivan’s head.  He picks Ivan up from the ground and…  Nail In The Coffin (Ted Hart Hangman's Driver) in top of the counter!  Jake Jeckel makes the cover!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Here are your winners, advancing to the final round of the tournament… Jack and Jake… The Jeckels!!!

There is little time for them to celebrate as Hitamashii and Omasa come around the corner, chasing Max and Casey off.  Jack and Jake raise their arms in the air as the camera cuts to the other end of the venue, near the locker rooms.




We see Erik Staggs standing outside of the boiler room, talking with someone, in a low tone.  The person responding, a female, also responds in a low tone.  Erik looks around for a second and then steps further inside.  The camera switches to see Erik speaking with Raisa, the manager of The Jeckels.

Erik:   I understand that you’re in a good mood now that we’ve just seen your guys advance to the finals. And I surely would love to see them as the first members of GRIME to hold them since The Monstimals.

Raisa: It is funny that you mention them with respect.

Erik pauses and looks at Raisa for a second in silence.

Erik:   Do not mistake caution for respect.  Plus, I’m pretty sure that our agreement benefits your team just as much as it does my cause.  But, if you want to take your chances, I’m sure I can find someone else to take my offer.

Raisa:  We don’t need your offer.  Winning this tournament is something we can do on our own.

Erik raises an eyebrow.

Erik:   And Helena getting a shot at Vixen’s title isn’t at all enticing?

Raisa:  Not for what you ask.

Erik shrugs.

Erik:   Fine.  Suit yourselves.  I’ll go find someone else.

Raisa:  I never said we wouldn’t do it.  It sounds like a lot of fun for us. But to those who don’t enjoy inflicting pain on others as much as The Jeckels, your offer sucks.

Erik smirks wickedly as Raisa laughs, and she and Erik shake hands, making the crowd murmur, trying to figure out what is going on.




Team Uggo (Halo Annis & Kelli Torres) Vs The Monstimals (Samuel McPherson & Lord Raab)

Darlyn: This next match is a semi finals match. This match is a Tables Match!!!!!! On their way to the ring…Kelli Torres and Halo Annis… Team UGGO!!!!!!!!!

Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up to a pop as Halo and Kelli come out the curtain with a burst of excitement. Halo makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes as Kelli slides under. Halo gets to the middle of the ring smiling as the crowd chants their names loudly.

Darlyn:  Aaaaaaaaaand next!  Accompanied to the ring by Henry Lozak, they are Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab… The Monstimals!!!

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena: Sam and Raab wait at their corner, Halo runs at Sam going for a running dropkick. Sam swats her feet away to block it. Halo gets to her feet, Sam grabs her and throws her back to Kelli. Halo gets to her feet, she leans towards Kelli as the two talk things over.

Rob: Sam and Raab walk over, Halo walks towards him to tie up, Sam just pushes her off, knocking her to the mat.

Gena: Halo looks at Kelli, Kelli gives Halo a look which has Halo nodding her head. The two bump fists. Sam and Raab walk over to the two former Underground and Combat champions. Raab goes to grab Kelli as Sam goes to grab Halo. The two ladies duck underneath then both hit the Monsitmals and a low kick to the back of their knees.

Rob: Sam and Raab get down to one knee. Kelli grabs Raab’s head as Halo grabs Sam’s, the two ladies push the Monsitmals head towards each other causing the two to hit each others sides of their faces.

Gena: Halo and Kelli each lock in a headlock but Sam and Raab over power them and get back to their feet pushing them off to break the headlock. Raab goes to grab Kelli but she ducks under his arms.

Rob: Sam goes to grab Halo but Halo starts laying in some quick punches to his chest. Sam takes three punches then grabs Halo’s wrist as she goes for a jab. Sam lifts Halo up in the air from her wrist. Kelli kicks Sam in the back of the knee causing him to let go of Halo.

Gena: Halo gets to her feet and kicks Sam in the side of the knee. Raab nails Kelli from behind with a hard clothesline in the back of the head. Halo goes for a high kick but Sam grabs her foot and lifts Halo up in the air tossing her across the ring!

Rob: The Monsitmals are just too strong for Halo and Kelli. Kelli gets on her hands and knees as she gets up after that hit. Raab wastes no time as he grabs her head and rams it into his for a headbutt!

Gena: Halo grabs the ropes to get back to her feet, Sam runs towards her but she charges over to Raab as he tries to grab Kelli to get her to her feet. Halo jumps on Raab’s back, tackling him to the mat.

Rob: Sam runs over and pulls Halo off of Raab by grabbing her hair and pulling back. Sam drops Halo with a hair pull…

Gena: Kelli gets back to her feet as Raab starts to do the same. Kelli kicks Sam in the back of the knee yet again which causes him to go down to one knee. Halo goes for a front kick but Sam blocks it however he gets nailed from behind with a punch to the left temple!

Rob: Raab grabs Kelli and turns her around to face each other. Kelli hits Raab with a quick jab to the jaw then a hook to the chest followed by… Followed by a Chokeslam from Lord Raab and he picked Kelli up and dropped her back on her neck and back with ease!

Gena: Halo and Sam tie, but Sam sends her to the ropes… No towards Lord Raab, Raab grabs Halo and chokeslams her onto Kelli!

Rob: Sam walks over the top ropes to get to the outside. He moves the ring apron out of his way as he goes and brings out a table.. The table looks to be stuck to something. Sam pulls hard with no luck. Sam gets on his knees to look under the ring to remove the… What the??? Is that? 

Gena: Is that baby power? Did a vacuum just explode under the ring?

Rob: Sam gets out of the way as he gets to his feet while holding his face trying to wipe his eyes…We see a foot… Someone…

Gena: Not just someone… That’s Helena Jeckel coming from under the ring holding a fire extigner. Helena sprays Sam again as Lord Raab sees this and makes his way to the outside.

Rob: Helena, slides in the ring daring for Raab to get back in the ring... Helena must be crazy to pick a fight with the Monsitmals after what they did to Tim Staggs!

Gena: This was Erik Staggs’ doing, Henry pissed of Erik and now is paying for it.

Rob: Henry helps Sam as Raab gets on the apron. Helena sprays Lord Raab, Raab jumps off the apron back to the floor.

Gena: Halo and Kelli sit up but also get sprayed by Helena.

Rob: Was that also for Erik Staggs?

Gena: Well, Helena is on the other side.

Rob: The right side!

Gena: Sam walks to the other side of the ring. Raab and Sam get on the apron. Helena turns around to focus on Sam… Lord gets a foot over the top ropes to get in the ring but…

Rob: Jack and Jake Jeckel hold on to Raab’s other foot. Helena sprays Sam in the face then turns around. Halo and Kelli sit up again only to get nailed in the face both as Helena swings the fire extinguisher around!

Gena: Jake and Jack let go of Raab, Raab gets in the ring to get sprayed in the face.

Rob: Raab does grab Helena by her throat, she drops the fire extinguisher as Jack slides in the ring as Jake gets on the top turnbuckle. Jack grabs Raab from behind, Raab keeps his hold on Helena’s throat.

Gena: Helena kicks Raab in the balls forcing him to let go, Jack gets Raab up for a German suplex as Jake jumps off the top ropes hitting him with a leapfrog!

Rob: This is smart, no matter who wins this match, the Jeckels’ are softing them up as the Jeckels will face who ever wins this match for the Hardcore tag team titles.

Gena: Kelli and Halo get to their feet and see what’s all going on. Sam slides in the ring as the three see the Jeckels standing over Lord Raab. Halo and Kelli step away to get to a corner. The Jeckels walk back to the ropes as they leave the ring.

Rob: The Jeckels are done causing mayhem. They get to the outside as Halo and Kelli go to double Sam. Sam pushes Kelli away then gets nails with a straight punch by Halo. Sam nails Halo with an uppercut in return. Halo goes to grab Sam but Sam gets his foot up to nail her with a big boot.

Gena: Raab sits up and sees what’s going on. Raab gets to his feet… Helena and Jake slide back into the ring and tackle Lord Raab tot he mat. Jack goes and gets the table Sam was trying to get out.

Rob: Jack slides the table in the ring. Halo and Kelli back away from Sam, Sam looks at the two then looks to see Raab trying to get Helena and Jake off of him. Sam goes over but Jack throws the table at him hitting Sam in the back and Helena in the leg as he falls on her.

Gena: Raab gets double teamed now by Jake and Jack. Kelli grabs Helena and gets her to her feet. Halo grabs the table and sets it up as Kelli throws Helena for the top ropes onto the outside floor.

Rob: Jack and Jack get off of Raab and focus on Halo and Kelli… Sam gets u to his feet, the ladies point at Sam, Jack and Jake turn around as Sam grabs them by the neck and gets them up in the air. Sam drops them for a chokeslam!!!

Gena: Raab gets to his feet... Helena gets up and grabs, Raab grabs Jake and gets him to his feet. Raab grabs Jake up in the air for a powerbomb. Raab walks over to the ropes as Halo and Kelli grab Sam from behind to lift him up for a back drop.

Rob: Sam lands on the table as Raab powerbombs Jake to the outside as Helena and Jack catch him causing them all to fall to the floor. Halo runs over and hits a chop block to the back of Raab’s knee causing him to fall to the mat as Kelli gets on the top ropes.

Gena: Halo looks on as Kelli jumps off hitting Sam with an leapfrog but the table doesn’t break… Kelli yells for Halo to do the same. Halo runs to the top ropes. Kelli holds on tot he table to keep Sam in place, Raab starts to get to his feet as Halo jumps off, Kelli gets off of Sam in the last second as Halo lands on Sam breaking the table as she nails him in the chest with the flying elbow!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn: Your winners of this match… Halo and Kelli!!!

Kelli grabs Halo and gets her out the ring as she holds onto her side. They walk to the barricade and hop over to avoid the Monsitmals and Jeckels. They high five each other but keep turning around to watch their backs as they head to the back.

Raab looks at Sam on the mat then turns to look at the Jeckels. Helena, Jake, and Jack turn and run up the rampway to head to the GRIME locker room.
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We go backstage to see Erik Staggs looking on from a TV. The Jackels walk past Erik.

Erik:  Good job tonight. I’m sure the Monsitmals will want to get back at you three. But for now enjoy and get ready for tonight.

The Jeckels smirk as they continue walking towards the locker room.

Erik:  Cross me and pay the price, it pays to be the boss.

Erik goes back to some paperwork that sits on the table by the TV. Henry and the Monsitmals get to the back.

Henry: You saw what happened right?

Erik:  What? This is GRIME Wrestling, this is Hardcore.

Henry: You will regret those words.

Erik:  Maybe but not tonight. You guys are done, go home. I’ll see you next week.

Henry: Just remember, you will regret those words.

Sam walks over to Erik but is stopped by Henry.

Henry: Not now Sam, next week and every week after Erik will pay, for now we let him be.








Cameras switch over to Omasa Tazu as we see her sitting next to Piper Beckett on a table backstage. She’s seen with a small swiss army knife and a pumpkin right next to her.

Omasa: I show you all pumpkin carving skills. I crave you Combat Champion Merlot Ayano. 

Omasa looks at the pumpkin, she puts the knife close to it but then backs away getting a better look before she starts cutting away. For a few seconds, Omasa turns the pumpkin around to show a bumpy, more scared up side of the pumpkin. Omasa shrugs.

Omasa: Nevermind, pumpkin already looks like Merlot. Omasa going to be the scariest thing ever on Halloween, Omasa dressing like Merlot. Only prettier version as Omasa not able to change look of face to look that ugly.

Omasa lets put a quick little small.

Omasa: Merlot days numbered. No Veronica to bail her from getting hurt. Merlot going to wish she not work for SCU.

Piper: I don’t understand anything you’re saying Omasa. Something about Merlot.

Piper’s eyes shift to the left as she spots someone.

Piper: Speaking of which.

Camera zooms out to get SCU Combat Champion Merlot Ayano looking at the two GRIME Wrestlers.

Merlot: Merlot right here, Omasa got something to say to Merlot then say to my face not to tv camera.

Merlot says as she walks up to Omasa, standing inches away face to face.

Merlot: Merlot not here for Piper so stay out of it.

Merlot warns Piper without taking her eyes off of Omasa. Omasa takes a step back but Merlot takes a step forward.

Merlot: You want second match then just ask, you get match. No need to be bitch about it.

Omasa: Soon.

Merlot: Next week.

Omasa shakes her head and turns her back at Merlot in show of disrespect. Merlot grabs Omasa by her shoulder to turn her around. Piper grabs the pumpkin and moves out of the wayas Merlot turns to make sure Piper doesn’t attack.

Merlot: Now the little weak Omasa has nothing to say?

Omasa: Pumpkin.

Omasa turns her back on Merlot again.

Merlot: Fight me right now.

Omasa starts to walk, Merlot grabs Omasa's shoulder to stop her. Piper runs and throws the Pumpkin hitting Merlot in the back of the head. Piper grabs Merlot as Omasa walks away leaving Piper to beat up Merlot by herself.

Piper throws Merlot to the wall. Piper kicks Merlot in the gut then grabs her by her hair to stand her up. Piper goes for a hard punch but Merlot grabs her hand to counter as she turns her body and flips the two over to place them both on the ground with Merlot locking in an armbar on Piper.

Piper starts tapping as SCU Security shows up to break the two apart.
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SCU TV Championship
Steel Cage Match
Angel Kash vs Melissa Ruin

Chad: The bell has sounded as Angel and Melissa waste no time as they run at each other throwing fists. Neither one is gaining the advantage. Melissa throws a hook however Angel ducks and gets behind her and locks in for a German suplex.

Gena: Angel now lets go of Melissa who quickly gets on top of her. Melissa however rolls over getting on top of Angel. She picks up Angel's head and slams it to the mat twice before getting off of her.

Chad: Melissa gets off of Angel. Angel quickly gets up, the two lock up and inch closer towards the steel cage as the two try to slam the other one's face to the cage.

Gena: The two keep struggling to slam the other one's face to the cage .Angel let's go of the cage and hits a knife edge chop to the chest of Melissa. Melissa also now let's go of the cage as Angel hits her again with another knife edge chop. Angel goes for a third one but gets blocked as Melissa hits her with a throat chop.

Chad: Angel grabs her throat as Melissa takes that opportunity to slam Angel's face against the steel cage. Angel's head bounces off the cage as she stumbles a bit. Melissa grabs her again and slams her to the cage yet again.

Gena: Angel again stumbles as Melissa picks her up and drops her with a power slam. Melissa quickly picks up Angel. Melissa then runs towards the ropes, bounces off. However before she can pull anything off, Angel grabs her and drops her with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Chad: The two quickly get back onto their feet, Angel Hits a dropkick which makes Melissa bounce off the ropes Angel then uses that momentum to grab Melissa and slam her face against the steel cage. As Melissa bounces off the cage, Angel quickly grabs her and hits Melissa with another German suplex.

Gena: Angel doesn't let go of the hold as she picks Melissa up and hits a second German suplex. She gets Melissa back up for the third one, but Melissa manages to block it. Melissa holds on to Angel's arm as she tries to lock some kind of arm lock on her.

Chad: Angel circles around the ring, still being locked in the arm lock when out of nowhere she lands a stiff forearm right to the side of Melissa's face. Melissa however does not let go of Angel's arm. Angel hits her again with another stiff forearm.  That makes Melissa break the hold. Angel now goes for a stiff kick but gets blocked.

Gena: Melissa takes a step as she tries to hit a quick running knee, but Angel blocks it quickly, grabbing Melissa's head and dropping her with a snap DDT. Angel wastes no time as she quickly picks up Melissa and locks in a T-bone suplex.

Chad: Melissa now down, Angel gets up and makes her way to the cage to start climbing out. As she gets to the top Melissa does a kip up, then runs towards Angel, grabbing her leg before she can cross over to the other side.

Gena: Angel is forced to move half her body back inside the ring, but still tries to fight Melissa off of her. Melissa quickly grabs the other leg and tries to force Angel down as Angel holds onto the cage with neither one gaining the advantage.  Melissa decides to slam Angel's knee to the cage, causing Angel to let go and drop to the mat.

Chad: Melissa takes a second to catch her breath before trying to grab Angel who quickly grabs Melissa's head and slams it to the top rope, causing Melissa's throat to make impact with the ropes. Angel gets back in the ring and quickly locks in a headlock on Melissa.

Gena:  Angel keeps looking at the back like she’s expecting something.  Melissa tries to break out of the hold that I’m not quite sure is 100% legal.  She is finally able to get out of it.  As Angel goes to pick her back up, Melissa hits a Fireman’s Carry, but right through the ropes and against the cage.  Angel is tied up in the ropes!

Chad:  Melissa begins stomping wildly on Angel, knocking her into the cage wall.  When Angel finally goes limp, Melissa pulls her out and adds insult to injury when she hits the Buyout on Angel Kash herself.  Angel is out cold.  The fans cheer as Melissa begins to climb the cage wall nearest to her.

Gena:  As she gets part way up, the fans begin booing.  Melissa stops and looks around, and then shrugs at the fans.  She continues to climb.  What she doesn’t see if Valentina sitting down by the ring steps.  When Melissa’s back is turned, Valentina uses a pair of bolt cutters to open up the chain!  She throws the door open and slides inside to grab Angel!

Crowd:  YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!!

Melissa:  OH COME ON!

Chad:  Melissa is near the top when she shouts out at the fans.  However, she sees what’s going on inside of the ring, and she quickly begins climbing down.  Valentina scurries faster as Melissa comes charging at them.  She gives Angel a few good tugs before Melissa gives her a Clothesline From Hell!!

Crowd:  YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Gena:  Melissa begins rolling around on the mat with Valentina as both ladies exchange punches.  Valentina gets on top of Melissa and gets a few good punches, but Melissa yanks her by the hair and rolls on top, getting several vicious, hard hitting punches in return.  However, while this is going on, Angel crawls onto the steps.  As Melissa sees this, she tries to grab Angel, but Angel kicks the cage door into Melissa’s face and rolls to the ground!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner and STILL Uncensored Television Champion… Angel Kash!!!

Angel holds onto her ribs as she scoots herself to the barricade.  She shouts out as Todd and Leroy help bring her to her feet.  Valentina exits the ring, looking back at Melissa as she spits.

Valentina: ¡Métetelo por el culo perra! (Stick it up your ass, bitch!)

She then joins Angel at the ramp, and she carries the TV Championship to the back for Angel.





Main Event
Hardcore Tag Team Championship - Parking Lot Brawl

The Jeckels vs Team Uggo (Kelli Torres & Halo Annis)

The cameras go out to the parking lot where we see Kelli Torres and Halo Annis standing there, looking around for their opponents. They are visibly worn from the other matches they’ve had this evening, but they are standing tall despite it all.

Darlyn:  This Main Event Contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a Parking Lot Brawl for the Hardcore Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals!!!  Introducing first, from Transylvania, Romania, they are Jack and Jake… The Jeckels!!!

Kelli sighs and nods her head, giving Halo a bit of a pep talk as Jack and Jake make their way into the parking lot, accompanied by Helena.  Helena glares at Kelli and Halo silently for a minute.  Halo is ready to knock the smirk off her face, but Kelli holds her back for a second.

Darlyn: Kelli Torres and Halo Annis… Team UGGO!!!!!!!!!

The cars are then moved into place to form the fighting area, a wide circle in the center of the lot. The referee calls for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Halo charges at Jack, but Jack moves out of the way then goes to grab Halos shoulder from behind, but Halo throws an elbow back to Jack’s face. Kelli and Jack charge each other and tie up in the middle of the circle.

Gena:  Halo throws punches at Jack’s face as he backs up toward the center of the circle bumping into Jack and Kelli. Halo follows him, not giving up at all. Kelli drops Jack to the ground with a MMA takedown.

Rob:  Halo hits an uppercut that puts Jack’s back to the hood of a small red car… Must be Darlyn’s girlfriend's car, only someone that tiny will drive a toy car like that.

Gena: Don’t be an asshole… Halo climbs on top and starts throwing punch after punch to Jack’s face, busting open his upper lip. Halo smiles as she goes for another punch but  Jack claws Halo’s eyes as a counter to her strikes. He pushes Halo off of him and then scrambles to his feet.

Rob:  Kelli and Jack are laying on the ground holding each other by the neck as both try to choke out the other one. Halo goes for a punch but Jake grabs her arm and counters with a hip toss which causes Halo now to land on the hood of the small red car. Jake gets on top of the car and jumps down landing on Halo with an elbow drop.

Gena: Kelli manages to get back on top of Jack but the two keep trying to choke the other out. Kelli lifts Jake’s head up from the floor a couple of inches then pushes it back down causing the back of his head to hit the pavement.

Rob: Kelli tries again but Henela comes from the outside circle into the match and nails a running knee to the side of Kelli’s head. Helena kicks Kelli in the head as Jack tries to catch his breath. Jack kicks Halo which causes Halo to slide off the hood of the car and onto the pavement.

Gena: Helana goes over and grabs Halo to stand her up. Jack grabs the other side of Halo… Oh no… The two pick Halo uo from his shoulder and though as they ram her head into the passenger’s side window… No Halo gets her hands out pushing against the window. Jake runs over and kicks Halo’s hands off the car.

Rob: Helena and Jake step back to try again…

Gena: But Kelli jumps off from the pick up next to them and hits a cross body landing on the Jeckels and Halo.

Rob: Kelli just ent after Halo, Kelli’s betraying Halo!

Gena: No she’s not! Kelli did what she had to do for Halo not to get her face through a car window.

Rob: Kelli gets to her feet as does Helena. Helena charges at Kelli, Kelli gets her foot up and nails a superkick to Helena. Helena goes down. Jake gets to his feet, Jake goes to grab Kelli but Kelli ducks as she nails two quick punches, one to Jake’s inner thigh and the other to his balls!

Gena: What you say?

Rob: What? This is GRIME wrestling, here we say balls not man parts like some PG rating SCU show.

Gena: I see, well, Jack now gets to his feet and tries to charge at Kelli but falls as he gets tripped by after a leg sweep from Halo. Halo gets to her feet and walks over to Kelli. Helena gets up to see Halo and Kelli ready to go… But Helena has had enough as she’s walking away, she’s leaving Jack and Jake to do it on their own.

Rob: They've been doing it on their own, she’s just been cheering them on. Helena knows they have this match won already and might be getting herself a drink.

Gena: If over you mean Kelli and Halo winning this match then sure.

Rob: Jack gets to his feet and Jake gets off the hood of the car and to his feet. Kelli and Halo run to tackle the men down. Halo spears Jack as Kelli goes to spear Jake but Jake grabs her and throws her head first to the back door window of the driver side.

Gena: Kelli’s face causes the window to crack but not break. Kelli is bleeding as she slides off the car into the ground. Jake picks Kelli back up to her feet. Halo gets to her feet and runs at Jake, Jake turns as the two start trading blows.


Rob: Jack gets back him and charges at Kelli as he leaps forward head first.

Gena: Kelli moves out of the way at the last second which causes Jack to ram his head through the window as this time it breaks open. Halo goes for a clothesline but Jack grabs her arm and swings her around to throw her unto the trunk of a black sedan. 


Rob: Jack runs over and grabs Kelli from behind for a German suplex but Kelli wraps her leg behind his to block the move…

Gena: Not sure what’s happening but someone is honking a horn, I hope no one is trying to leave right now as the parking lot is a bit busy at the moment… That’s a forklift…?

Rob: It sure is and it looks like Helena is the one driving it. She wasn’t done with Halo and Kelli, I knew it. And you said she was going for a drink.

Gena: No you said that… Jake yells at Helena and points towards Halo.

Rob: Helena drives over to the black sedan and lowers the forklift as she pins Halo on to the trunk so she can’t escape. Jake runs over to help Jack, Jack lets go of Kelli from behind so that the two can grab her.

Gena: They lift Kelli up in the air and drop her on the pavement with a flatliner.

Rob: Jack gos for the cover…

One…
Two…
Three!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The show goes off the air as Helena rushes the belts over to Jake and Jack as “Freakshow” plays over the speakers.


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