Non Title Match
O’Malley vs Andrew Borg
The cameras flash around the ringside area to see Andrew Borg standing inside of the ring, ready for his on camera debut.
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, already in the ring, from Tulsa, OK he is… Andrew Borg!
Andrew Borg looks around and waves out in different directions to the crowd, a smile on his face.
The lights in the arena die down as the opening riffs of Gothic Celtic Music Shadow Wisps starts to play. The lights stay out for several seconds before dark green and white strobe lights start shining all around, and fog fills the entrance and along the ramp. Moments later , O’Malley steps through the curtain wearing a long black leather trenchoat. He is joined by lady companion, Darcy Donohue. They stand at the entrance for several moments before O’Malley takes the first step on their way to the ring.
Darlyn: Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Darcy Donohue! From Dublin, Ireland...Weighing in at one hundred ninety-five pounds...Please welcome...O’MALLEY!!
Once he makes it to the ring, he walks up the steps. He enters the ring and stands in the center of the ring where his music dies down as he sheds his coat and kicks it to the side.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Andrew goes to grab a microphone. He is about to speak into it when O’Malley rushes at him, knocking him to the ground!
Gena: O'Malley gets Andrew to his feet. He grabs Andrew… Andrew knees O'Malley in the gut then drops him with a swinging neckbreaker. The fans boo Andrew…
Andrew: Yes You Can!
Chad: Andrew grabs O'Malley’s head but O'Malley kicks Andrews hands away. O'Malley gets to his feet but gets dropped right back down with a clothesline! Andrew follows that with an elbow drop to the chest!
Gena: Andrew gets up to his feet. He runs towards the ropes and goes for a leg drop but misses as O'Malley sits up on time. O'Malley gets to his feet as does Andrew. Andrew lifts his leg up for a big boot that misses as O'Malley nails him in the knee with a low dropkick.
Chad: O'Malley studies Andrew closely as he encourages O’Malley to kick his ass? He picks up Andrew… Andrew grabs O'Malley for the small package.
Gena: O'Malley kicks out, They both make it to their feet at the same time. Andrews nails O'Malley with a hard chop to the chest. Andrew goes for another which knocks O'Malley to the mat. Andrew stomps on the fingers of O'Malley.
Chad: Andrew moves towards the chest area, he stomps on the chest of O'Malley. Andrew gets O'Malley to his feet and yells at him…
Andrew: Yes You Can!
Gena: O'Malley makes Andrew pay as he goes for and nails a very vicious dropkick to Andrew, but Andrew bats him out of the way. He begins raining punches down on the champ!
Chad: O’Malley turns over and starts crawling to the ropes. He grabs hold of them and pulls himself up despite the punches.
Gena: He turns around and clocks Andrew with a sucker punch and then traps him in the Celtic Knot! Andrew is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!
Chad: He holds off as long as he can, but soon enough, he pats O’Malley’s arm and submits!
Diing! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Yor winner of this match via submission… O’Malley!!!!
O’Malley rolls outside of the ring and yanks his title from the timekeeper’s hands. He places it over his shoulder and makes an immediate departure to the back, anger written over his entire face.
Alex Rush and Ariana Angelos vs Brother David and Mother Mavis
Darlyn: The following contest is a non-title Pride Rules Match scheduled for one fall!!!
Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.
Darlyn: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!
Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for his opponent.
The intro to “Fortune Favours the Bold” hits the speakers and once the vocals hit Ariana comes out to a modest reception, the young wrestler claps hands with the fans at ringside as she makes her way down to the ring.
Darlyn: Introducing, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania “The Greek Angel” Ariana Angelos!
Ariana rolls into the ring and poses for the crowd before waiting for her opponents.
A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Feel Alive” by Skillet begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.
Darlyn: On their way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds they are your SCU Combat Champion,Sister Ginny Mae, and Brother David Shepherd!
And the boos become louder. Ginny Mae and Brother David walk out onto the stage, Ginny Mae folding her hands in front of her, making sure to show off the cross hanging from her neck. throwing his hands in the air, looking up. He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage. He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he comes to the center of the stage. Ginny Mae looks around the crowd, her eyes sparkling despite the cold look on her face. She shakes her head as she begins shouting out at the crowd. She screams at them and walks down the aisle at the same time as Brother David. They come to the end and then walk around the ring, shouting at the crowd of sinners gathered and shouting back. Ginny Mae climbs on the apron and steps inside, throwing her hat to the outside as she continues to mouth off. David slides inside and props the Holy Word onto the turnbuckle as they wait for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Ariana and Sister Ginny Mae are starting things off, and Ginny Mae starts with one wicked ass Clothesline! She climbs on top of Ariana and begins hammering away at Ariana’s face.
Gena: The referee calls for a break, and surprisingly, Ginny Mae gets up right away and gives Ariana a chance to get back to her feet. Ginny Mae then ties up with Ariana and tries for a Snap Suplex.
Chad: But Ariana hooks a leg around Ginny Mae’s and stops the momentum. Ariana switches behind Ginny Mae, going for a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but Ginny Mae elbows her in the face. She spins around and gets a Fisherman’s Suplex, hooking the leg.
Gena: Alex sweeps Ginny Mae’s leg, causing her to lose her grip. She glares up at him and screams, giving Brother David enough time to come into the ring and get a Discus Clothesline on Alex.
Chad: The referee stops it from going any further as he stands between Alex and David. Meanwhile, Ginny Mae is distracted enough for Ariana to get up and whip her around, getting a Spinning Heel Kick to Ginny Mae’s face!
Gena: Ginny Mae spins around, holding onto her face when Ariana gets the Belly-to-Back Suplex she was looking for. She tries to convert it into a pin, but Ginny Mae quickly gets her shoulder up, stopping that dead in its tracks.
Chad: Ariana goes to pick up Ginny Mae, but she trips Ariana up into the corner. She pops up and begins hitting shots to the kidneys, and Ariana shouts out in pain. She turns around, getting the same treatment to her stomach.
Gena: Ariana kicks Ginny Mae in the stomach. She then jumps up and hits a knee to Ginny Mae’s face. She climbs onto the second rope and leaps off with a Diving Bulldog to Ginny Mae. She goes for the pin again.
Chad: David gets in and pulls Ginny Mae out from under Ariana. She gets up and bounces off of the ropes, looking to get a Dropkick to the small of his back, but he steps out of the way. Alex, however, does not miss his Dropkick target.
Gena: Alex puts David down on the mat, but not before Ginny Mae grabs onto Ariana and tosses her to the outside of the ring. She begins talking trash to Ariana while peeking over her shoulders until David is ready to make the tag, and she gets it!
Chad: David steps inside of the ring as he and Ginny Mae laugh at the misfortune of Ariana. However, Alex doesn’t wait around for Ariana to tag him in as he dumps David over the top rope!
Gena: Alex bounces off of the ropes and hits a Baseball Slide to David as he rises. Alex turns to Ginny Mae and raises his eyebrows, making a cheeky comment. Ginny Mae goes to slap him, but he sidesteps her!
Chad: He steps back as Ariana slides inside of the ring. She goes for the tag, but Ginny Mae spins her around and decks her to send her back to the mat. The referee signs that the tag has to be made officially.
Gena: Ginny Mae shrugs and points down to Ariana. She steps back and steps halfway through the ropes. As Ariana begins crawling over to her corner, Ginny Mae springs back inside and hits a low Dropkick to Ariana’s head.
Chad: Ginny Mae finds it pretty funny, but she’s the only one. David climbs back inside of the ring as Alex starts to step inside. However, Alex passes David up entirely…
Gena: He goes to say something to Ginny Mae, but David charges him, looking for a Big Boot. Alex ducks, and David hits Ginny Mae right in the face!!!
Chad: David is instantly horrified as Ariana makes the tag, unbeknownst to him. He turns around to get the battering ram to the stomach, his eyes spinning. He dives on top for the cover.
Gena: Ginny Mae jumps on top and breaks it up at the last possible second! Alex tangles his fingers in his hair as he looks over at Ginny Mae, who is still very out of it. He goes for the Choke on this Wad…
Chad: But David pops up out of nowhere and hits the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter)! He goes for the pin as Ginny steps in to take care of Ariana instantly…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here are your winners via pinfall… Brother David and Virginia Mae Putnam… The Good Shepherds!!!
Kaos and Mickey walk into the locker room and see Mrs. Right with a game controller in her hand and seated in front of a TV acting very into what she is doing and without looking away from the TV she acknowledges them.
Mrs. Right: Hey guys, what’s up?
Mickey: Getting ready for this match.
Kaos: Outside of that, the same ole thing.
Mickey: Busy mate?
Kaos: Yeah, what you got there?
Mrs. Right: Got the new Underground video game and I’m playing my season mode. They threw a pop up match at me and I have to beat Song. This chic is tough but if I beat her then her character becomes unlocked and playable.
Kaos: For real?
Michi: If this was any other fighting game. Song would be the limni boss. The boss before you fight the main boss.
Michi says as she walks in the room.
We got a big match in a few minutes, just didn’t expect you to be video gaming right now.
Mrs. Right pauses the game, she nods at Michi then turns to look at the both of them.
Mrs. Right: Guys, look I stay ready, I’m more than ready. I eat, sleep and you are literally seeing my play this business. I’m in the gym and training six days a week every week. I know who we are facing. Everyone knows the Staggs family and what they have done, and the reputation they have built. But you know what? I know the reputation that Mickey built, I know the reputation that Dax and Eyesnsane have built. I know the weight that the name Over the Edge has built. I know that this very stable we are going out to represent has produced more champions and some of the greatest in the business to ever get in a ring.
Michi takes a chair and moves it to seat close to Mrs. Right.
Mrs. Right: I know what we owe to the name. I know what we owe to this match and this fight. I know that we owe our fans everything we have out there and I intend to pay those debts and then some. I intend to win, I intend for us to show the Staggs and the world just how strong and capable we are. That Over the Edge is not just Dax, Eyesnsane and those other guys. This is a key moment for us guys and we can’t let this opportunity slip through our fingers.
She turns her head back to the TV. Michi turns on the second controller. Mrs. Right quits the match to end the story mode to stitch over to two player mode.
Mrs. Right: I got two extra controllers.
Mickey and Kaos turn and look at one another for a moment…
Mickey: I’m in.
Kaos: Why not, me too.
GRIME Rules Match
Max Burke, Gold, Angel of Filth and Vixen vs Dying Breed, Omasa Tazu and Hitamashii
Liam: The following contest is an 8 Person GRIME Rules Tag Team Contest scheduled for one fall!!!
Jared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin" cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance. A light from below reveals the current G.R.I.M.E World Nightmare Champion, Max Burke and his associate "The Freight Train Of Pain" Casey Williams.
Liam: On his way to the ring, from Dorchester, New Brunswick, Canada, standing at 6' and weighing in at 220lb, current G.R.I.M.E World Nightmare Champion, Max Burke!!!
ared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin" cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance.
Liam: On his way to the ring, from Dorchester, New…
Max: CUT MY MUSIC STUPID!
Max and Casey break the curtain, interrupting Liam’s introduction. Microphone in hand, the current G.R.I.M.E World Nightmare Champion is clearly in no mood for the pleasantries.
Max: Listen. Enough is fuckin’ enough. I’m sick of the games. I don’t care who the fuck it is, but I better have a goddamn contract in my hands for my next title defense before big man counts to ten.
Max and Casey make their way to ringside.
Max unstraps his championship, and places it on the edge of the canvas.
Max removes his ring jacket, and tosses it aside.
Casey looks down at his imaginary watch and taps it. He shrugs his shoulders at Max.
Max: Time’s ticking... let’s fuckin’ go. Scurry your ass out here.
Burke cracks his neck to each side as he continues for management to bring him his contract.
Max: This is not an empty threat. My ass isn’t getting in that ring tonight without this contract.
Just then, Gianni Di Luca comes out without a microphone. He shows Max the contract with Hitamashii’s name already written on it. Max doesn’t hesitate to scratch his name on the contract, giving a nod as he shoves it back into Gianni’s chest. He gets inside of the ring as promised, and the fans give an odd cheer for the contract signing. Max hands over his belt and gets ready for the arrival of his partners and opponents.
Liam: And next, representing the masked members of GRIME, he is… Gold!!!
“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers. Gold comes rushing out from the crowd and jumps the barricade. He comes rushing inside of the ring and takes his corner, staring at Max Burke’s title directly.
The lights go down as the whirring sounds begin to rise. The drums kick in and red lights pulse to them. They get louder as the fourth set kicks in and the curtains flip to the side. Angel of Filth comes crawling through them with her black wings fluttering behind her, covered in a black substance.
Liam: On her way to the ring, from Las Vegas, NV, she is “The Seraph of Sleaze”... Angel of Filth!!!
Her eyes glow white as the lights switch between black and red. She glares down at the ring as she rises to her feet, throwing her wings out to the side as they amast. She waves them slowly as she prances down the ramp to the beat of the music. She stops half way and looks from side to side. She has a sickening smile on her face as black oozes from her mouth and she laughs. She enters the ring and climbs up the first of six turnbuckles. She throws her wings out as the fans boo her. She then drops down and goes to the other corner, doing the same. Once at the far end of the ring, she sheds her wings and kicks them to the outside as she rubs her hands together.
The haunting opening notes of Joke’s on You begin to fill the venue as the lights lower to a crimson light that plays over the ramp where Vixen Staggs can be seen standing at the entrance dressed in dark tights and crimson halter under a studded black leather jacket. Walking to the beat, her lips smirking slightly as she avoids the reach of the crowd until she reaches ringside. Stopping at the side of the ring, she reaches up and pulls herself onto the apron and turns to offer a cocky salute to the fans before sliding between the ropes.
Liam: Introducing from Ottawa Ontario, she is the current World Nightmare Champion Vixen STAGGS!
Vixen climbs the turnbuckle to slowly peel off the leather jacket and hang it from the ringpost. She turns and relaxes on the top turnbuckle as she waits for the bell.
Liam: Aaaaaand their opponents, they are the team of Hitamashii, Omasa Tazu, and Dying Breed members Ivan Darrell and Andrew Garcia!!!
The opening beat to “Fire In Our House” by Astral Doors starts to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Hitamashii comes rushing out through the curtains with Omasa behind him. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. The Orange Hulk and Ivan start to walk towards the ring slowly, stopping halfway down the ramp and turning their heads to look at the cheering crowd, their thumbs pointing up. Hitamashii and Omasa stop halfway down, next to Andrew and Ivan. Andrew and Ivan slowly turn back to face the ring, walking down towards the apron. Hitamashii and Omasa come into the ring while Andrew puts his hand on the rope, and pulls himself up on to the ring apron and steps between the middle and top rope, Ivan climbs into the ring as the duo staring around at the cheering fans as Andrew and Ivan raise their arms. Hitamashii and Omasa step on either side and nod their heads as they look across the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Rob: As much fun as these matches are to watch, they are a bitch to call. 8 people are in the ring, beating the fuck out of each other.
Ada: Why call it something that it’s not? Omasa and Filth are going at each other like blood thirsty hounds. Hitamashii and Max are fighting it out. Gold and Vixen try to hold their own against Andrew and Ivan.
Rob: It’s a fucking free-for-all. Filth knees Omasa in the stomach and then claws at her mask. Omasa tackles her to the floor and bites filth.
Ada: Max and Hitamashii are trading punches like it’s closing time at the pub. Vixen dodges punches from Ivan while Gold and Andrew are testing their strength in a tie up battle.
Rob: Andrew wins, since he’s built like a fucking pit bull terrier. He backs Gold against the ropes, and Gold drops down and exits the ring.
Ada: Gold digs under the ring and piques Andrew’s curiosity as he starts throwing everything but the kitchen sink inside of the ring. Andrew dodges the stop sign, fire extinguisher, kendo sticks…
Rob: He catches the ring steps right in the calf, though, and Gold uses this to rush inside, tackling Andrew to the mat. He hits several cheap shot punches.
Ada: Filth and Omasa roll to the outside, but their brawling doesn’t stop there. They continue to roll around on the ground. But don’t call it catfighting. They’re throwing punches like dudes.
Rob: Vixen ducks under Ivan’s legs and takes him down, tripping him over the middle ropes. She comes rushing by and leaps over with a Guillotine Leg Drop.
Ada: She finds herself knocked off accidentally by Hitamashii as Max whips him into the ropes. He ducks under Max and catches him with a Yakuza Kick that puts him on the ground.
Rob: It looks like we’ve got Kittie at ringside. She picks Vixen up and begins fighting with her. Like we needed any further chaos down here…
Ada: They spill into the crowd, leaving uneven numbers. Ivan holds onto his neck, but he pulls Gold off of Andrew. Hitamashii finds himself getting a Spear through the ropes by Max, and they both tumble to the outside.
Rob: Kittie and Vixen disappear to the back as they continue fighting. This leaves Gold inside the ring with both members of Dying Breed.
Ada: Andrew applies an Elevated Boston Crab, while Ivan locks on the Crippler Crossface. The Agony of Regret!
Rob: There’s no rope breaks in a GRIME Rules match, and he’s in the center of the ring. Filth, Max, and Vixen are all preoccupied at the moment, and Gold is forced to tap out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via submission… Andrew Garcia, Ivan Darrell, Omasa Tazu, and Hitamashii!!!
The crowd cheers as Max and Filth both stop momentarily to groan at themselves before their brawling continues. Filth and Omasa are pulled apart by a few masked members of GRIME, while Max and Hitamashii continue brawling up the rampway and into the back. Ivan and Andrew smirk as they celebrate the win for their team inside of the ring.
Jamie Staggs, Tim Staggs and Alexis Staggs vs Kaos, Mrs Right and Mickey Carroll
Darlyn: The following 6 Person Tag Match is scheduled for one fall!!!
The lights begin flashing. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. begins playing over the speakers when the words “Dumbass University” appears across the screen. Just then, a very familiar face comes running from behind the curtains, stomping and running in place as he stands on the edge of the ramp.
Darlyn: On his way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 205lb, he is the “Vale-dick-torian of Dumbass University” Jamie Staggs…
The crowd cheers as he points his arms out to both sides. He then brings them around to point down toward the ring. He charges down the ramp, slapping hands along the way. He then jumps and rolls inside of the ring under the bottom rope. He holds his arms out like an airplane and he runs around the ring before stopping and spinning.
Liam: On their way to the ring, from Las Vegas, NV, they are... Alexis and "The Nobody" Tim Staaaaaaaaaaggs!!!
The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man and woman in black Nobodies hooded jackets, and black masks, steps out onto the stage, pausing as they look down at the ground. As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. Alexis Staggs is next to him, and she does the same. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates. Alexis stands next to him, giving the same look as the lights return to normal.
Darlyn: Aaaaand their opponents…
The opening of "Amazing Grace" by Dropkick Murphys plays as Mickey pushes through the curtains with Kaos and Mrs Right following behind him. Mickey pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and drops it on the ground, quickly putting it out as he marches back and forth across the stage. Mrs Right stares out into the crowd, looking around with her arms crossed, as Kaos does the same. Mickey, Mrs Right, and Kaos cross each other as they go opposite directions across the stage.
Darlyn: Coming to the ring, they are the team of Kaos, Mrs Right, and Mickey Carroll and they represent Over the Edge!!!
They look from side to side, nodding their heads at the cheers before pointing out into the audience, starting a powerful "Oi! Oi! Oi!" chant that really gets the crowd pumped. They look to one another before they dash straight down the ramp where he leaps up and onto the ring apron. Mickey paces back and forth, stomping along to the beat of the music before climbing inside. Mrs Right and Kaos take their corner, looking across the ring at their opponents. Mickey looks up at the ceiling and then signals the trinity, kissing his fingers and then pointing up as he, Mrs Right, and Kaos wait for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Alexis and Mrs Right start things off as they tie up in the middle of the ring. Mrs Right uses her strength to get the advantage right away and gets Alexis up for a scoop slam. Mrs Right grabs Alexis to get her to her feet…
Gena: Alexis however grabs Mrs. Right’s leg and arm as she gets her in a small package for the cover…
Chad: Mrs Right powers out before the ref and goes down for the count. Both ladies get to their feet. Mrs. Right steps towards Alexis as Alexis jumps up for a dropkick. Mrs. Right gets hit but it doesn’t phase her.
Gena: Mrs. Right grabs Alexis and sends her to the ropes. Alexis hits the ropes but Tim makes a blind tag as she heads back to Mrs. Right. Mrs Right gets her right foot up for a big boot but Alexis ducks underneath and runs to the corner for a leaping forearm that nails Mickey Carroll off the apron.
Chad: Mrs. Right turns around to face Alexis as Tim jumps the ropes to get in the ring. Mrs. Right runs at Alexis with a clothesline but Alexis runs and ducks to head back to her corner. Mrs. Right gets close enough for Koas to tag himself in.
Gena: Both women leave the ring, Tim runs at Koas with a running clothesline but Kaos runs and ducks underneath. Both men hit the ropes and bounce off running towards each other. Tim leaps forward with a lariat that catches Kaos. He stumbles back a bit…
Chad: Tim runs at Kaos for Flying Lariat but Kaos steps in and grabs Tim, Kaos goes for a Upper Cut, Kaos picks up Tim and hits a Scoop Slam!
Gena: Kaos quickly gets Tim to his feet and grabs his neck for his Chokeslam!!! Tim grabs Kaos’s neck now… Tim gets him up!!! Tim drops Kaos with s Sitout Spinebuster!
Chad: Tim goes for the cover!
Chad: Tim gets up and looks at the ref slapping his hands three times but the ref tells Tim it was just a two count.
Gena: Kaos sits up as Tim still argues with the ref… Kaos gets to his feet and grabs Tim to turn him around… Tim waste no time and turns around while bending down to lift Kaos on his shoulders for a Torture Rack!!
Chad: Tim as Kaos up in the air right in the middle of the ring. Tim applies pressure but Kaos waves the ref away. Tim bends Kaos as much as he can… Inverted Samoan Drop!!!
Gena: Tim turns Kaos around, Tim nails Kaos with a hard forearm then goes for the cover.
Chad: Mickey gets in the ring.
Chad: Mickey pulls Tim off of Kaos. Tim turns around and punches Mickey in the face and whips him back to his corner. Tim stumbles and tags in Jamie. Kaos makes it to tag in Mickey.
Gena: Mickey and Jamie meet in the middle, punching each other wildly as the crowd cheers loudly. Mickey points behind Jamie, and Jamie turns, for Mickey to kick him in the gut.
Chad: Mickey hits a DDT on Jamie, and as Tim charges him, he does a Back Body Drop to the outside of the ring, and Kaos gets more of Tim.
Gena: Mickey turns and Jamie rams him right in the gut with a Headbutt. Mickey lowers down and Jamie hits an Uppercut to send Mickey to the mat.
Chad: Alexis holds onto Mickey’s ankles as Jamie goes up top for the Dumbass Drop (Diving Headbutt)! Jamie jumps off, but Mrs Right nails Alexis in the side, and Mickey misses!
Gena: Jamie holds onto his head as Mickey rolls over and gets up. He nails the Drunken Lullabies (Slingshot Suplex)! He immediately covers Jamie!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here are your winners… Mickey Carroll, Mrs Right, and Kaos… Over the Edge!!!
The brawling on the outside stops and Tim and Kaos calm themselves enough to give a nod of respect. Alexis takes a little more convincing, but she gives Mrs Right a handshake. Alexis and Tim help pull Jamie out of the ring as Over the Edge celebrates inside of the ring.
Angel Kash, Valentina, Veronica Taylor and Delia Darling vs Jenifer Lacroix, Celeste North, Michi and Melissa Ruin
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an 8 Woman Tag Team Match!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Darlyn: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.
Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.
Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.
Darlyn: From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!
Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.
“Nightmare” by Halsey plays over the speakers. The lights in the arena dim down slightly. Pink and white lights flash upon the stage as the curtains are shoved aside. The fans boo loudly as Delia Darling steps out, wearing a sparkling pink dress. She flips her hair back and smirks as she saunters halfway down the ramp.
Darlyn: On the way to the ring from Paris, France she is… Delia Darling!!!
Delia reaches down and tears away the bottom of the dress to reveal a one-piece suit. She tosses the dress portion out into the crowd. She looks from side to side before she darts under the bottom rope. She slowly walks to the center before looking around. She pauses dramatically before striking a pose for the cameras flashing. She walks around the ring, standing on the turnbuckles to draw in boos from the fans. Once she's finished, she walks to the corner and stares at the stage, waiting for her opponents.
"J'ai un grand projet pour l'avenir
Pour lui plaire je vais devenir "
Jenny from from the curtain to cheers ad whistling from the men in the arena. Jenny waves at the crowd as she gets introduced.
Darlyn: On the way to the ring, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!!! Jenifer Lacroix!!!
Jenny rocks out on the way to the ring jumping to the eat of the song as the lyrics play.
"La Stone Family
I am Marvin Gaye
Darlyn: Aaaaand their opponents. First, she is… Jenifer LaCroix!
“Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Jenny slides in the ring and continues to jump around to the eat getting the crowd hyped up for the match.
“Tu sais, tu sais, tu sais
Demain ou peut-être jamais"
Jenny climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the music fades out raising her hand i the air getting a last minute pop from the crowd.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Darlyn: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows the crowd a kiss.
Dying To Be Me by Remy Ma starts to play. Michi comes out wearing her OTE warm up robe, MMA shoes, and fighting gloves. She bounces to the beat as the song starts to come in.
Darlyn: On the way to the ring, from Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil… Michelle DeJesus!!!!
Michi starts making her way to the ring. She keeps bouncing toward the ring the whole time. Once at ringside she slides in the ring and takes off her robe. She is seen wearing her all black OTE MMA top and shorts. She bounces around as she waits for the match to begin.
Darlyn: And their partner…
The SCUTron turns on. We see the Sun Devils football field with the drummers of the school's marching band in the middle of the field making the letters ASU for Arizona State University. The drums goes off twice, with a second pause before going off again twice repeating this process 3 times before the other drums come in. This happens twice before the group starts breaking formation.
The bugle team march onto the field as they begin to play…
ASU Marching band plays their version of Public Service Announcement II by Jay Z.
The Drummers move around as they form the letters SCU. The Bugle team marches in place below the letters making 6 rows underneath. The group breaks up and marches around the field for a bit as they start to slowly make out the name Melissa Ruin…
Darlyn: On the way to the ring she is a two time all American in Lacrosse and Basketball from Arizona State… Melissa Ruin!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Valentina and Jenifer start things off. The two ladies get to the center of the ring. Valentina tries to tie up but Jenifer grabs Valentina’s left arm to put her in a wrist lock, Jenifer twists Valentina’s wrist.
Chad: Valentina swings for a punch with her free arm, Jenifer lets go and leans back causing Valentina to miss. Jenifer steps in with a clothesline, Valentino side steps and grabs onto Jenfier’s head as she jumps to her knees. Jenifer’s jaw hits the top of Valentina’s head for a jawbreaker…
Gena: Jenifer drops to one knee holding her mouth…
Chad: Did you see that?
Gena: See what?
Chad: I think Jenifer had a tooth fly out!
Gena: I didn’t see that but Valentina grabs Jenifer but Jenifer knees her in the gut. Valentina backs away and gets kicked in the gut. Jenifer runs over and tags in Celeste…
Chad: Valentina runs to grab Celeste as she tries to get in the ring. Michi hits Valentina in the back of the head. Jenifer walks back to the middle of the ring..
Gena: Wait, she just pick something up…She did lose a tooth, Jenifer looks at Valentina and charges at her…
Chad: Valentina slides out of the ring and takes off running, Jenifer slides out the ring and chases her at ringside. Valentina runs up the rampway.
Gena: Valentina is getting counted out.
Chad: Yes, as Celeste and Valentina are the legal two in the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Valentina has gotten counted out. This match is over.
Darlyn: Ladies and Gentlemen, Jade has counted out Valentina, therefore, your winners of this match by countout…
Darlyn pauses as Jade walks over to the ropes to speak with Darlyn. After a few seconds…
Darlyn: The referee Jade has just informed me that Valentina has been counted out, but with Jenifer leaving the match instead of counting out Valentina and ending tonight's main event this way. Jade is restarting this match as a 3 on 3 tag team match!
The crowd pops as they chant Jade’s name.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Jade found a way to please the fans and I don’t blame her.
Gena: The wrestlers don’t either as Delia Darling gets in the ring… The crowd claps are getting louder as they realize they’re about to see Delia and Celeste North got at it!
Chad: Delia starts mouthing off to Celeste in French as hanging with Jenifer has been paying off as Celeste yells at her back in French as well. Delia and Celeste get to the middle of the ring. The two keep mouthing off to one another.
Gena: Delia and Celeste keep mouthing off to each other as Belia starts poking Celeste in the chest letting her know who the bigger star is… Celeste nails Delia with an uppercut, Delia takes a step back then charges in for a spear knocking Celeste to the mat.
Chad: The two start rolling around the mat as Jade tries to get the two to break them up. Veronica gets in the ring and kicks Celeste in the back of the head.
Gena: That was uncalled for, what a mean girl she is.
Chad: Mean Girl?
Gena: Yeah, I was trying to be settle and sneak that in.
Chad: I see, well nonetheless, Veronica’s interference has Michi getting in the ring to even the odds as she tackles Veronica into the turnbuckle. Angel Kash stands on the apron watching the chaos as Melissa stands across the apron staring Angel down.
Gena: Michi throws combos at Veronica as Celeste and Delia get separated by Jade. Jade now runs over to the corner to break up Michi and Veronica. Delia and Celeste start trading blows. Jade turns around to see what's going on and runs over to break them up.
Chad: Veronica manages to turn things around as she blocks a hit from Michi then hits her in the chest with a chop before putting her to the corner for her own combo. Angel Kash gets in the ring as does Melissa.
Gena: The two charge at each other, all six women throw fists at each other. Jade has lost control before this match could even get started....
The lights flicker as sirens start to go off…
”This is not a test. This is your WGN broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Purge sanctioned by the G.R.I.M.E. Wrestling. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. SCU officials and medical team have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all attacks, will be allowed until the end of Sin City Underground programming. Emergency medical services will be unavailable until the Purge concludes. Blessed by our new WGN Head of Standards and Practices. SCU, a federation reborn. May Tad have mercy on you all.”
GRIME wrestlers rush to ringside to surround the ring. Angel of Filth brings a mic close to her lips.
Filth: Veronica, get out of the ring, this doesn’t concern you.
Michi grabs Veronica and throws her over the top ropes landing on the outside floor next to Angel of Filth.
Filth: You’re new here, I mean, you've been around for a few months but they've been quiet months. I don’t know who you are and don’t care. You’re on the wrong side and you’re about to find out why.
Michi chuckles as she waves towards the rampway. OTE’s Theme song Weapon World by Kool Keith starts to play. Mickey, Dax, Kaos, Mrs. Right and Eyesnsane come out the curtain. As the music fades away and the crowd's cheers die down they start to pop again as Team Canada comes out to stand next to OTE. Coby Quik, Krystal Wolfe, H.B. Carter, Ariana Angelos, Alex Rush.
The SCU stars start walking down the ramp as camera’s cut backstage where we see SCU G.M. Lexa holding Tad’s earlobe twisting it as she drags him to the production room.
Lexa: Call it or lose the ear.
Lexa twits the ear more, Tad signals to the producer…
Cameras go to ringside as SCU and Grime are about to attack the sirens go off again causing everyone to stop.
”This concludes your weekly Purge. Emergency and medical services are back online. We thank you for your participation. Blessed by our new WGN Head of Standards and Practices. SCU, a federation reborn. May God be with you all.”
Eyesnsane extends his arms to back everyone off. The Grime wrestlers step back as they slowly start jumping the barrice to leave the arena…
Melissa turns Angel Kash around and kicks her in the get. Melissa grabs her and nails the You Been Ruined. (Ruin Cutter) Melissa covers Angel…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Melissa just snuck in a win during the distraction. Angel looks pissed and now has to defend the title after Violent Conduct against Melissa Ruin…
Darlyn: Your winners of this match…
Darlyn stops as GRIME jumps the barricade again and rushes the ring. SCU runs down the rampway to get to the ring as a massive brawl kicks off. Angel Kash slides out the ring and makes her way to the back to ignore the brawl.
Celeste North gets drops by an inverted DDT by Masked Celeste. Filth and Vixen attack Melissa Ruin. Delia gets surrounded, Royal purple and Light Blue goes after Michi. OTE, Alex Rush and Ari attack the Jeckels, and Monstimals.
As everyone starts fighting the cameras fade as the show goes off the air.