OUR OPPONENTS ARE CONFUSED AND MIXED UP
Narrator: Even though Bill Barnhart is involved in a Freebird style Mixed Tag Team, involving Bea and Senor Vinnie, they are not the type of wrestlers to refuse to announce which two members would be involved in the match until the match starts. They would make the announcement ahead of tie to ensure their opponents know what they are getting into.
BILL’S HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS WERE ALSO CONFUSED AND MESSED UP
We are taken back to Oakland, California, to the home on Saint Andrews Road where bill grew up. This incident took place because one of Bill’s best friends, Steve, turned on him and started being a jerk to Bill. The background is that Steve started running around with an asshole named Jerry who didn’t like Bill. Bill tried to reason with Steve but he wouldn’t have any of it. Steve then challenged Bill to a fight with the winner having bragging rights. There were several incidents where a challenge was issued, and Bill accepted, but when Bill showed up to beat the hell out of Steve, it was Steve who showed up with two or more of his friends in tow.
Bill: Steve it isn’t bad enough that you turned on me, your best friend, to hang around with the jerk Jerry, but you challenged me to a fight numerous times. However every time you showed up to the location you had two or more of your friends with you while I always showed up by myself. And here we are, once again, with me by myself and you with two of your friends.
Steve: Come on Bill! Let’s get the fight on since you chickened out the other times we had a fight scheduled!
Bill: I’ve never backed down from a fight and you know it. I’m not going to get into a fight with you when you have to bring your friends to watch your back. You know damn well the moment I start beating the hell out of you that your friends will jump on me and attack me. Either you schedule a fight and we got at it one-on-one, without either of us having our friends involved, or there is no fight. Sorry, Steve, but you have two choices. You either show up for our fight by yourself and we do it one-on-one without friends involved or we don’t do the fight.
Steve: You’re a coward Bill!
Bill: Steve let me ask you a question. If you scheduled a fight with me and you showed up by yourself and I showed up with anywhere from one to four of my friends to back me up what would you say?
Steve: I would call you a coward for having to bring your friends to back you up so when I start beating the hell out of you they can attack me and benefit you.
Bill: You’re saying exactly that I said Steve. You admitted you wouldn’t like it if I had friends with me for our fight and you didn’t. Either accept that we either do out fight one-on-one or not at all. Either send your friends home now and we do the fight one-on-one or go home with them as the coward you are. What’s your decision.
Steve flips Bill off and then he gets into his car with his two friends and they drive off. Bill lost his best friend forever on that day but the bottom line is it was Steve’s loss having lost Bill as a friend.
BACK TO TODAY
We get a shot of Bill Barnhart at the Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Bill is dressed in a non-traditional way for himself by wearing a charcoal gray business suit with white shirt and matching charcoal gray tie. He is standing in front of the wrestling ring where he and Bea will face off against Trenton Tigers to earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Champions.
Bill: I know you’re not used to seeing me in a business suit but I have a good reason for wearing the business suit today. When our Mixed Tag Team match against Trenton Tigers takes place at Violent Conduct VI our team will be all business. We are not in this match to fool around and act stupid. We’re in this match to get down to business, win the match, and move on to face off against the Mixed Tag Team Champions and defeat them to earn the Championship.
Bill moves around the wrestling ring looking it over.
Bill: The members of Trenton Tigers remind me of my best friend from High School named Steve. Once Steve hooked up with a jerk named Jerry he became an obnoxious asshole like Jerry was. I tried reasoning with Steve but all he could do was challenge me to an all-out right so we could prove which of us was the winner and which was the loser. Steve scheduled numerous fight locations and every time I showed up Steve had from one to four of his friends with him while I always showed up by myself. In each case I told Steve since I didn’t need backup to beat his ass then he shouldn’t either. In every case Steve called me a coward when he, with his friends backing him up for our fights, was the true coward.
Bill walks over to the announcing table where he sits down in one of the chairs.
Bill: I never had my fight with Steve because he would never meet me legally just the two of us. Why did I mention what my former best friend, Steve, did? Because the original members of Trenton Tigers, Brandon Sludge and Daniela Rodgers, are like Steve in every way. They have advanced to be a team that cannot function on their own so they brought out Vector Rodgers and Char Kwan as backup. What’s the matter with you two? Even though our two Mixed Tag Teams met in January 2020 and you got the win have you finally come to the realization that there’s no way you can defeat us now so you bring in others to back you up? Have you really come to that low level in your wrestling careers?
Bill stands up from the announcing table and he returns to standing in front of the wrestling ring.
Bill: Going back to our Mixed Tag Team match in January 2020 you two had a very difficult time with our team. Somehow Daniela managed to get the pin on Bea but it was only due to Bea being involved in her second match since signing up as a wrestler in our Federation. If you had a difficult time defeating us when Bea was only performing in her second match you know you two are in trouble now that Bea is going into her 17th match you are running scared. Let me get a few of my favorite four-word phrases out there for you two to ponder.
Bill lets out a laugh.
Bill: You two think you are IT as a Mixed Tag team? You are ALL BARK. . .NO BITE! You want to portray me and Bea as cowards like what my former best friend Steve did? BITCHES DON’T EVEN TRY! You think you can take our team out? COME AND GET IT! You want to claim that we have to hire assistance from others to defeat you while you Vector and Char hanging around? DON’T EVEN GO THERE! You want to try to intimidate me? DON’T F*CK WITH ME! Once we defeat you and move on to face the Mixed Tag Team Champions we want you all to GO AWAY. . .FAR AWAY After we defeat your team you will hear me say I TOLD YOU SO!
Bill lets out a large snorting laugh that shakes the camera.
RUNNING SCARED
Bill: You want to know something? You in Trenton Tigers have been running your mouths for months. Even more so after you got a win over me and Bea in January 2020. But where the hell is your bragging and boasting this time around? I expected you two, Brandon and Daniela, to get in front of a camera and spew forth all the obligatory canned worn out statements most of our opponents do. But what happened? I haven’t seen you two around, in person or on camera, since our match for Violent Conduct VI was announced. What the hell? Did your feet get so cold that they turned into blocks of ice and you can’t walk to get in front of a camera to try to salvage your wrestling careers? And on top of that it isn’t just you two, but also Vector and Char, who could have stood in front of the camera to comment on our match. But, no, cowards are cowards are cowards and you two, actually you four, proved what me and Bea have been saying. Thanks for the compliment! So Brandon, Daniela, Vector, or Char, if you don’t chicken out of our match and you show up to wrestle against us, bring it on whichever two of you end up being the victims for our match. We’re sick of sorry ass wrestlers who act the thugs because they suck in the ring. See you at Violent Conduct VI if you still have the courage to show up for our match!
Bill snaps his fingers and the cameraman acknowledges the signal to cut his camera feed and the screen goes black.