[Donna Beauchamp]

Underground Ep. 68


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Underground comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 25% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, NV. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Sunday, August 16th, 2020.


The camera goes straight to the SCU ring, no intro, no fireworks, no SCU management. Standing in the ring. We see just the SCU ring announcer Darlyn Fajardo in the middle of the ring. She nods as she gets the cue to start the program.

Darlyn: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a Longtime manager, former executive, and drummer for the Linettis and Sirens of Valhalla…

Darlyn pauses as the crowd starts to ohh and ahh at her comments.

Darlyn: She is also the new SCU General Manager… Ruby Soho herself, Miss Mary Jane, LEXA PELLEGRINI!!!!

The crowd pops at the surprise but turns into a louder pop as Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” starts and the redhead from Brooklyn walks through the curtain, nodding as she goes and accompanied by four security personnel dressed all in tactical black and with full face motorcycle helmets on. Lexa walks to the ring and steps inside the four fanning out so that one stands on each side of the ring. Darlyn nods and hands Lexa the microphone, stepping back to allow the new GM to have her moment.

Lexa: How you doin’? 

She nods, a smile on her face.

Lexa: My name is Lexa Pellegrini. I’ve been a manager off and on since 2008. I started, ironically enough, in another company based here in Sin City called Ring of Fire where I was both a manager and an executive before I had to take time off to give birth. I’ve seen many a star come and go now I’m here in SCU. For the immediate future, I’m going to be watching all of yous, to see what all is actually happening and what, if any, action needs to be taken about it. I am not going to stand here and promise you that things will always run smoothly because a new sheriff is in town or any kind of bullshit like that. We all know, if you say things like that, you’re setting yourself up to fail because this sport has a way of making things go to hell in a handbasket in a hurry, and I ain’t talkin’ about no girl called Helena here! I know both members of SCU and G.R.I.M.E. will be sizing me up the same way I am with them and that is not only perfectly fine, it’s expected. Is this a new day?

She shrugs.

Lexa: We will see, won’t we? Now let’s get the action going!  I want to see what yous can do!  I want to see what kind of company I have signed up with! I would be lying if I said I knew this place inside and out already so let’s see what yous has got, both SCU and G.R.I.M.E.!  Come out here and dazzle me and we’ll see where things go from there!  Thank you, now come out here and kick some ass!

“Ruby Soho” starts up again as she hands the microphone back to Darlyn. She steps out of the ring, her four security personnel meeting her at the aisle side of the rings and escorting her to the back.


Vs

Jacob Johnson vs Jim the Clown

Liam:  The opening contest is a GRIME Rules match, scheduled for one fall!!!

Take me out starts to play around the arena.

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a cross hair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a cross hair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
I know I won't be leaving here with you

Liam: Coming down to the ring. Weighing in at 200ibs, from San Diego, CA Jacob Johnson!!!!

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say, take me out!
I say you don't show
Don't move, tide is low
I say, take me out!
I say you don't know
You say you don't know
I say, take me out!
If I move this could die
Eyes move this can die
I want you to take me out
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

Jacob hops over the top rope hold one hand up in the air to the crowds mixed reaction. He keeps that hand up while he makes his way to the corner. He climbs the turnbuckle as he looks on at the live crowd.

Liam:  And his opponent… Jim the Clown!!!

The lights go red and Jim the Clown comes out with balloons and clown makeup on.  He enters the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Jacob charges across the ring, ducking a Clothesline.  He comes off of the ropes and hits a Bulldog on Jim the Clown.

Ada:  Jim gets up and ducks a kick to the face.  He grabs Jacob’s leg and hits a Suplex on him, hooking on for a second suplex.

Rob:  Jim picks Jacob up, looking for another, but Jacob rolls him into a small package.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Ada:  Jim slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.  He slides it into the ring.  He goes to look for another, but Jacob sets the chair up in the ropes.

Rob:  As Jim gets up, Jacob hits a Baseball Slide to Jim, knocking him to the floor.  Jim holds his head and Jacob picks up the chair, swinging it.

Ada:  He misses.  Jim is able to get to his feet, and Jacob swings the chair, nearly hitting a fan when Jim ducks again.  Jim shoves his hand into Jacob’s mouth with the Mandible Claw.

Rob:  Jacob goes down, but Jim can’t win outside.  Jacob is stunned. Jim waits until Jacob goes limp and then rolls Jacob inside of the ring.

Ada:  He puts the chair inside of the ring and picks Jacob up.  He shoves Jacob’s head between his legs and sets him up for a Tombstone Piledriver.

Rob:  Jacob fights it for a second, punching at Jim’s sides.  Jim kicks the chair in place as he looks around, giving Jacob some clubs to the back.

Ada:  Jacob lifts Jim up with a Back Body Drop.  He turns around and drops an elbow to Jim’s forehead.  He does a few chair shots and then places the chair on Jim’s chest and goes up top.

Rob:  He looks around and then jumps off with a Frog Splash, but Jim moves the chair and puts his knees up.  As Jacob moves around, Jim gets the Tombstone on Jacob, on the chair!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Jim the Clown!!!


The broadcast cuts to some pre-recorded footage where Cordelia Clark is recording in an empty coffee shop, that she clearly reserved for herself, drinking a frappe. She’s in a bit of an amused mood as she begins to think about some stuff, but even despite the events of Supernova, she’s still in good spirits for the most part. Taking a sip from her frappe and maintaining her feeling of amusement, the young, SCU upstart begins to speak her mind.

Cordelia: Okay… so winning that match at Supernova would’ve been nice… but I did prove to the world that I’ve still got a lot of untapped potential. The word on the street is all about this GRIME crap and everyone’s making a big deal about the fact that they’re not disbanding and that they’re sticking around and all of that… and I say… WHO CARES? I’m going to be straight up and honest here. That match was never about ending GRIME’s existence because I really DON’T care about the SCU vs. GRIME crap. As long as both sides stay out of my way, I don’t see a reason to get involved in that. So… both sides can do whatever the hell they want. I’m just going to focus on me. Of course, it’s ALWAYS about me…

Cordelia pauses to take another sip of the frappe that she ordered and she doesn’t appear to be thrilled with it.

Cordelia: ...WOW… caramel overload much?

ANYWAY… in my short time here in SCU, I’ve noticed that there has been a lot of… well… lunacy around these parts. I had a match with Andi Lynx that was postponed due to network reasons out of my control because of all the GRIME nonsense and that sure as hell wasn’t fun. But, it doesn’t end there. You all saw that Delia Darling tweet right? About how… ‘oh my god, it’s a ‘CURSE’ to be this beautiful… and oh my god… my life would be so much easier if I looked like Cordelia…’

Okay sweetheart… I have a couple of questions for you.

First off… who are YOU to even name drop me in ANY capacity? Where in your warped, stupid brain do you think you even have the right to even mention me? Hell, I don’t know what types of drugs you are on to think that you’re even worthy of THINKING about me.

Secondly… ‘cursed by beauty’. WOW! If YOU’RE the definition of beauty, then COVID-19 is completely cured and no longer exists…

See… people like Delia in this business are why I do what I do. People like HER are a disgrace to this generation, a disgrace to society… you have millions of people out there that can’t even afford a loaf of bread, but this numbskull is being completely vainglorious and acting like she’s a holier than thou wrestler that actually has any meaning around here. But she doesn’t. If she’s so obsessed with ‘beauty’ then someone like her can only be described as completely vain, shallow, vapid, supercilious and downright moronic. And I thought Veronica Taylor was the ONLY one around here like that…

Sorry but… the upgraded version of Veronica Taylor doesn’t have the right to name drop me… and she’s not the only one with a problem…

Cordelia takes another pause as she thinks about taking another sip of the frappe, but ultimately decides she’s done with it.

Cordelia: There’s this… ‘Winter Elemental’... WHO?

I know I am facing her tonight… but WHO?

What kind of name is Winter Elemental anyway? Oh right… she’s one of those people that isn’t all there is she? That explains a lot. That also explains all this talk I’ve been hearing about how she’s been saying stuff about me. Like… who the hell does she think she is?

So if she wants to talk a whole bunch of malarkey, that’s her prerogative. Unfortunately for her… here’s the reality of the situation: people like her… they talk because they know that they could never have what it takes to be someone like me and often times when they try to put themselves at the level of someone like me… they flop and they fail because they just don’t have what it takes. This match that I’ve got tonight is going to be the best, pure example of that. But the unfortunate reality is… people like me exist to make people like her eat their words… and tonight… that’s what I’m going to do.

Tonight, I’m going to show the world that Winter Elemental’s words are just as stupid as her name…

Cordelia stands up, picking up the frappe. She then makes her exit from the coffee shop, tossing the frappe in the trash on her way out as the scene fades to black.


Dying Breed is seen outside their locker room with ther friend and fellow GRIME member Kingingiseisha "Hitamashii" Shirasu.  They look intense, and ready for a fight.

Andrew: So, it looks like we drew our old rivals from SCW in the Monstimals.  Ivan and I look forward to collecting the win in this match and avenge our losses in SCW.  You guys act tough and think you are hardcore, but Ivan and I will show you what hardcore truly means.  When we get done with you two, you will be begging for mercy and want out of your contracts as Dying Breed will destroy you.

Hitamashii cackles and then smiles as Dying Breed continues to talk.

Ivan: I know that Andrew and I just recently returned to in-ring action at Supernov III against Cyan and Saddie Brown, but that doesn't mean anything.  We were members of Casey William's security team, and we still trained and continued to hone our craft as wrestlers should the bug bite us to return into the ring, and when we saw the success Hitamashii here had, we decided that we wanted back in and to work with our friend and fellow CW's House of Pain member.  We wanted to reunite the club so to speak, and we did just that, and that includes Omasa, who has history with Hitamashii as well.

Dying Breed, with Hitamashii in tow, walks off with a swag in their step as they round the corner.  They bump into Jerry Cann, who gives them a dirty look.  Jacob Johnson is standing there with him, and he steps forward.

Jerry:  I think you owe me an apology, Andrew. You should watch where you’re going.

Jacob:  You guys got a problem, or what? Apologize.

Ivan and Andrew look to one another as Hitamashii cackles. He acts as if he’s going to bow, but then he charges at Jerry, pummeling him into the wall.  Jacob goes to club at Hitamashii’s back, but Ivan and Andrew grab him and throw him into the opposite wall.  Ivan knocks over a lighting post on top of Jacob, and then they begin stomping away at him.  Andrew moves over to help Hitamashii by ramming a knee to the back of Jerry’s head, knocking him down to the floor.  They look down at the ground and then admire the damage they caused in such a short amount of time.  Ivan and Andrew laugh as Hitamashii spits down on the ground.  As they start to walk away, Gianni is seen standing down a few doors, watching as he sips from his coffee.

Gianni:  I hope you guys had fun with that. It looks like ya did, anyway.

Hitamashii and Dying Breed nod their heads, but before they get to speak, Gianni cuts them off, his face souring.

Gianni:  I’m not normally against violence and mayhem, so it’s perfect that I got hired on for GRIME’s General Manager spot.  But, ya might wanna make sure ya aim that aggression toward SCU stars.  C’mon!  We got a war to win.

Gianni looks over at the three standing in front of him.  He looks down at his iWatch and then up to the trio in front of him.

Gianni:  Don’t worry.  This is a teachin’ moment.  I got you three.  So, Andrew and Ivan?  You both have a tag match against The Monstimals later tonight. And since ya seem to like handicap matches, why don’t we give Jerry and Jacob a minute to recover, and we’ll turn this into one… Dying Breed, taking on The Monstimals… and Jerry Cann… and Jacob Johnson! Perfect!

Gianni hears them start to shout out angrily, all at once, and he waves it off, going back into his office as the scene fades out.


The camera opens up backstage to find G.R.I.M.E member Ruby making her way down the hall. She has a wicked grin on her face and she twirls her signature riding crop whip which she named “Debbi” next to her side. People stare at her as she walks and she makes it a point to wink at some of them and then use “Debbi” to whip her thigh. People shake their heads as she continues on her way, but she seems to be on a mission.

Ruby: Tad! Oh, Tad Ezra! I know your sexy behind is around here somewhere. I have a friend who wants to meet you!

As she rounds a corner, she hears two voices, one of them she immediately recognizes as Tad’s. As soon as she rounds the corner, Tad goes stark rigid as he sees her. He stops talking to whoever he is talking to, and they rush away quickly. Tad tries to get away, too, but Ruby rushes over to him, bringing “Debbi” up to block him by the chest. Tad smiles awkwardly.

Tad: Ooh. H-Hey there, Ruby. You know, I’d really love to stay and chat, but I’ve got so so many things to do.

Ruby shakes her head and runs “Debbi” along Tad’s chest, her grin becoming even bigger as she steps closer to him.

Ruby: Tsk, tsk, tsk...You haven’t even said hello to Debbi. She’s very happy to have finally met you…

Tad: Oooh. Well. Um, Hi. Debbi. That’s still really fucked up, by the way.

Ruby laughs, clearly enjoying every second of this. Just as she is about to speak again, Tad looks just behind her, letting out a relieved sigh. The camera pans back to see GRIME World Nightmare Champion, Max Burke, approaching the both of them.

Max: Am I...interrupting something?

Ruby steps to the side, much to Tad’s delight, and he steps as far away from her as possible. He looks right to Max and places a hand on his shoulder.

Tad: Absolutely not, Max. She’s all your’s! And her, uh friend, Debbi. I’m sure the three of you will have lots of fun. Gotta go!

As soon as Tad turns to rush away, Ruby catches him off guard as she uses “Debbi” to whip him right against his ass! He stops and stands up straight, letting out a high pitched squeel, and Ruby smiles as he starts walking away, holding his ass.

Ruby: Rain check, Tad!

Tad rushes off, leaving Ruby alone with Max. Ruby turns her attention to her fellow GRIME member and as it seems, love interest, before she leans against the wall and smiles at him.

Max: What was that all about?

He doesn’t ask out of jealousy, but rather an amused interest judging by the smile on his face as he steps closer to Ruby. She plays with “Debbi” in her hands as she keeps her eyes locked on Max.

Ruby: Oh just having a little fun torturing Tad. He may enjoy the company of other men, but that makes no difference to me. If anything, watching him squirm excites me all the more.

Max chuckles.

Max: Using Tad to get prepared for what you’re going to do to Light Blue tonight? I dig it.

Ruby: Mmm, I plan to do much worse to Light Blue. If they want to make it in GRIME, they’ll endure a big taste of what it takes tonight. And after I defeat them, we can get to our private celebration you were talking about.

Max: Looking forward to it. You just come and find me and we’ll have a celebration you’ll never forget. Well, at least until you win your first championship.

Ruby has a sick smile as she runs “Debbi” along Max’s chest now.

Ruby: All in due time, Max. All in due time.

The two stay where they are enjoying a private conversation as the camera pans back and fades to elsewhere in the building moments later.


Vs

Indigo vs Piper Beckett

Liam:  The following contest is another GRIME Rules match scheduled for one fall!!!  Iiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, representing the masked members of GRIME… Indigo!!!

Indigo rushes down the rampway and slides inside of the ring.  She jumps around before settling into her corner.

“I’m gonna show you…” can be heard playing out as lights flash and a female silhouette can be seen backlit at the entrance way.

Liam: From Anaheim, CA standing at five nine and weighing in at one hundred thirty three pounds, Piper Beckett!!!

Stepping into the light, Piper Beckett smirks at the fans around the ringside area as she moves down to the ring.  She poses just out of reach of the fans and snaps a selfie or two of the fans reach out towards her.  Blowing a cocky kiss to the fans over her shoulder, she climbs the ringsteps and then slides between the ropes.  Setting her phone down on the canvas at ringside, she slowly peels off a satin jacket to reveal her wrestling gear.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Piper right out of the gate, hitting a Clothesline to Indigo.  She climbs on top and throws punches.  She then grabs onto Indigo’s throat and begins choking her.

Ada:  It’s all legal when it’s GRIME Rules.  Indigo is able to break the choke and turns on her stomach.  Piper continues to bash the back of her head.

Rob:  Indigo crawls to the ropes, and she bucks Piper off of her.  As Piper falls, Indigo hits a Shining Wizard to her.  She presses her down for the pin.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Ada:  Piper’s inexperience just might hurt her against Indigo tonight.  Piper tries to crawl to the ropes, but Indigo stomps her every step of the way.

Rob:  Indigo grabs hold of Piper’s hair and drags her up to her feet.  Piper turns around and claws her eyes through the mask.  She then shoves her into the ropes and hits a Sidewalk Slam.

Ada:  Rather than going for the cover, Piper puts a boot on Indigo’s hood and grabs her arms, making her arch her back into a choke!

Rob:  Indigo tries to wiggle free, but Piper has it pretty tight.  Indigo slides out of her hook to sport a black turtleneck and a black snow cap.

Ada:  She catches Piper by surprise, rushing her into the corner, and a brawl breaks out.  Indigo gets the better of Piper, and the fans cheer for the intensity.

Rob:  Indigo gets distracted by it and Piper knees her in the gut.  She then hits a Fame-asser on Indigo and rolls her over for the cover.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Ada: Piper pounds the mat and argues with the referee.  As she gets up, Indigo rolls her up!

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Rob:  Piper rolls back and hits a Clothesline to a rising Indigo.  She wastes no time in setting her up for the Pay the Piper (Flipping backstabber – the Kairopractor)!  She hooks the leg!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Piper Beckett!!!



We go to the back to see Donna upset as Tad has given Donna some bad news.

Donna: This is unprofessional of the Kawaii Dragons to not show up to work tonight.

Tad: From the sounds of it, they are sitting out the rest of their contract which ends in two weeks.

Donna: Winter has a match tonight.

Tad: No, she had a match but not anymore as she no-showed on your ass.

Donna: Why would she do such a thing.

Tad: I don’t know… Why did you tell her she had a match at Supernova only to give it to Krystal?

Donna: That’s no reason for her not to show up.

Tad: Hey, she called me to pass the message along, call her and tell her how you feel.

As the two talk it over SCU GM Lexa shows up.

Lexa: Excuse me, I was listening from the monitor in my office. We can handle the contracts of the Kawaii Dragons later, for now Cordliea Clark is ready to fight and needs a new opponent so I have decided that she will take on Valentina tonight. After the show we can figure out how to handle the Kawaii Dragons afterwards.

Tad: Cordelia’s not going to be happy about this.

Lexa: She can be upset all she wants, someone not showing up is a bit out of my control. All I can is make up for it.

Donna: I’ll think about it, I may just cancel the match.

Lexa: I don’t think you understand how this works Donna. It’s not your job to make or cancel matches. That’s my job, you may have been able to boss Tad and Gianni around but I know better. You’re a voice for the owner nothing else. In fact, you can do your job from home, you don’t even need to be in the building.

Donna: Excuse me.

Donna looks over Lexa to see her four security guards approaching from behind.

Donna: What’s with the guards in helmets for anyways?

Lexa: You’re in the need to know dases and you don’t need to know.

Donna: You must want this to be your last day.

Lexa: I heard enough. Security, please remove Donna from the arena.

Donna: Excuse me? Touch me and you’re all fired!

Lexa looks at her guards and nods at them. The guards get in front of Lexa and point the direction in which they want Donna to walk.

Donna: I’m not going anywhere, I suggest you get out of my face.

Tad: Lexa, I see you’re busy, I’ll let Valentina know she has a match right now.

Lexa: Thank you, security do what you must.

Donna: You are all out of order.

Two security guards grab an arm of Donna and lift her up.

Donna: Let me go!

Security walks Donna away from Lexa. Donna is heard screaming and trying to kick away as she swings her feet around. A third guard grabs her feet as the fourth heads to the exit door to open it.

Donna: You’re all fired!

The guards ignore the spokeswoman as they release her outside the building. The four guards stand in front of the door to block Donna from getting back in. 


Cameras go backstage to see Henry Losak standing with a smile on his face, mainly because although Samuel lost both matches, well the rumble match as a whole, but won the male side of the rumble. But there was another reason for the smile on Henry's face as Lord Raab nods to what they've done as Henry starts to talk about it.

Henry Losak: "Look how happy we are, being able to have the most consistent guy in the rumble, being the best male wrestler in the entire match once again of Samuel McPherson. Technically, Samuel wasn't pinned or submitted in the match. He passed out from losing a ton of blood in the match, so he got eliminated, which I feel was stupid. Never mind, we got bigger things to build on, and one of them involves a lot to the match we're about to have tonight, the tag team division in GRIME Wrestling. We were pissed off on the lack of teams we had at the time because it was only The Monstimals around. Now, we have The Jackals and our opponents tonight, Dying Breed coming in. It means good things for the future that we can get more wrestlers teaming up and grow our tag team division to a point, we can get those Hardcore tag team titles from the stupid combination team of Kawaii Dragons and Lucha Party. Why? Because the hardcore tag titles belong in GRIME Wrestling, not the stale hardcore wrestling they do over there."

Boos from the crowd as Raab and Samuel nod at Henry, signalling the titles around their waist of the Hardcore tag titles they want so badly, to help and promote GRIME Wrestling tag division.

Henry Losak: "We're thankful you've joined us here in GRIME Wrestling as a tag team because this place needs more of them. We don't care who our opponents are, although they were wrestling in SCW for the time being, I don't think The Monstimals ever encountered Dying Breed once. Still, we're happy that The Monstimals can fight more teams than just randomised tag teams to face. Despite us being happy your here guys, don't think you're getting off lightly because your still not on The Monstimals level. These guys are the only team in GRIME and SCU that have held GRIMe Nightmare title as solo wrestlers. They are hardcore, violent machine wrestlers who will take you guys on in any match."

A short break as Samuel and Raab, nodding in the background to agree with everything Henry has said so far.

Henry Losak: "We are a team to be feared as you guys should know with how dominant The Monstimals are and they will crush you like a bunch of bugs you both are. I hope both of you are ready because things will get nasty, you will be exposed to the world of how GRIME Wrestling works, and unlike SCU doing typical same old pussy ass hardcore matches you've seen in other companies, we're more violent and dangerous. Anything goes, and the sad thing is, The Monstimals will win this match because of the experience they've had since they joined GRIME Wrestling. They will bust you fuckers wide open, leaving you no room to breathe or move in the ring. They are angry and will do anything in the ring from weapons to brute nature to throwing you both like ragdolls. You will get a welcoming from hell while we'll continue to grow the tag division and for The Monstimals to take those hardcore tag team belts when we've defeated The Dying Breed. Prepare to be dominated by The Monstimals."

Henry walks off as Samuel and Raab get close to the camera and signal for the hardcore tag team titles and punching on their other hands. Raab also does a choking sign before he and Samuel walk away from the cameras for them to go to ringside for the next match, taking place on SCU tonight.


Vs

Cordelia Clark vs Valentina

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.

Darlyn:  On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!

She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.

Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.

Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Valentina and Cordelia trade trash talk before meeting in the middle of the ring.  They tie up and each struggles for the advantage.

Gena:  Cordelia grabs Valentina’s hair and hits a headbutt.  She laughs at Valentina, who then returns and headbutt’s her right back.

Chad:  Valentina hits a right hook and then a left jab, and then an uppercut that knocks Cordelia down. She stomps on Cordelia.

Gena:  She picks Cordelia up and sends her to the ropes, following up with a Clothesline.  Cordelia tumbles to the outside.

Chad:  Cordelia shouts up at Valentina, who stands there, almost laughing.  Cordelia runs down the count a bit.

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!

Gena:  Cordelia catches Valentina off guard and trips her up.  She rolls inside and out.  She then grabs Valentina’s knee and bashes it on the ring post.

Chad:  Valentina holds her knee, but Cordelia rolls inside and stomps on Valentina.  She picks her up and puts her in the corner.  She puts a boot to her throat.

Gena:  Valentina desperately kicks Cordelia in the side.  She grabs Cordelia’s leg and does the Kawaii Lock (Ankle Lock)! Cordelia screams out in pain.

Chad:  She shakes her head when asked if she gives up.  She crawls to the ropes, but Valentina drags her back to the middle.

Gena:  Cordelia makes it to the ropes on her second try and she uses them to pull Valentina into the ropes.  Cordelia trips her up.  She lifts Valentina up onto the top rope and hits a Diamond Cutter!

Chad:  She looks down at Valentina and waits for her to get up.  She measures it up and hits the Heartbreaker (A spinning double knee right into the chest/heart)!

Gena:  Cordelia goes for the cover, and the referee falls into position!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner… Cordelia Clark!!!

Cordelia flaunts her win over Valentina as she walks around the ring, hands up in the air, telling the fans “I told you so”.


Cameras go to the new office of SCU GM Lexa Pellegrini, she sits on her desk looking at the GRIME GM, WGN Standards and Practices Tad Ezra.

Lexa: Thank you for joining me.

Tad: I was told to come by as we have a conference call with my bosses from WGN.

Lexa: I’m assuming this is going to be quite important then.

Tad does a nod with a shrug trying to agree with Lexa but is unsure on what’s going on himself.

Tad: It’s not common for them to want to speak to both GM so I’d have to say it is.

Lexa: It does sound unusual for a network to feel that need. I know they never did at the last job I had like this but then that company never had a situation like this either.

Tad: Well, I’m really a nice guy, despite what Donna will tell you. She has a vision, one that is the opposite of what SCU was meant to be. So GRIME, a handful of wrestlers who had enough of Donna’s shit got together. The thing is, Angel OF Filth found out real quick just how many had enough of being told one thing and it not happening. What was meant to be a tag team between Filth and Javi turned into a stable then it’s own wrestling company. We at GRIME are here to give your fans what was promised years ago. Gritty, hardcore wrestling. Donna refused to play ball, I was fired, Gianni’s been fired. Now in a few months, so will you… Unless of course, you just sit back and let me run the show. You do that, I’ll make sure you keep your job. All you have to do is trust me on this.

Tad says with a trustworthy smirk on his face.

Lexa: The last time somebody smiled at me like that, said trust me and the word hardcore, he wasn’t talking about wrestling and my cousins beat the fuck out of him.

She pauses and then nods in acknowledgement.

Lexa: He was also high, had a tendency to hit on ALL the female talent around him and was kind of a stupid old man that, thankfully, is no longer in business.

Tad: ALL the females on earth put together wouldn't interest me. I can assure you on that. I’m here for wrestling. I was sitting in that very seat two years ago when they told me…

Tad gets cut off as the phone on Lexa’s desk starts to ring. Lexa moves quickly to put it on speaker.

Lexa: GM’s office, Lexa Pellegrini speaking. How may we help you?

Harold: Hello, this is Harold Cooper with WGM Public Relations. Welcome to your new role as SCU G.M. You have come at a time in which so much is happening in front of the camera as well as off camera. The ratings took a dive a year ago, a few months later GRIME showed up and ratings have much improved. This is the final year in the contract with WGN. WGN has received the new proposal from SCU. If the ratings continue as they have then WGN will sign the contract as is.

We want to continue the relationship with SCU Lexa, even if that means GRIME has to stay or even take over. The board of WGN Programming has decided to implement a new rule to SCU ordered by WGN and will be enforced by WGN Standards and Practices Tad Ezra.

As you know, GRIME Wrestling won the Mayhem Survival. They won the rights to share the event with you. What WGN has decided because of this… Starting on SCU Ep. 69, the SCU TV Championship will be renamed to the Uncensored TV Championship.

Tad: I like it, very GRIME of you Harold.

Harold: Before I go on, Tad Ezra, WGN has decided that we ask you to step down as the GRIME GM. It’s important to us at WGN that you play the middle man in this whole thing. We expect you to step down no later then SCU Ep 69. If money is an issue… WGN will offer you a new contract to make up for the loss of income.

Tad: As much as I don’t want to do it, this WGN contract better be worth it.

Harold: Starting next week when Tad steps down as the GRIME GM. The TV titles will be defended against everyone in the locker room of SCU and of GRIME Wrestling. We expect Tad to make sure that happens. To keep it fresh, when the champion is from the SCU locker room then the title will be defended under the standard match rules. When the champion is a GRIME Wrestler then the TV title will be defended under GRIME Rules.

Lexa: Well, this is definitely an interesting first day already. I’m not against the TV titles being defended like this, it makes sense actually. Is there going to be a replacement for Tad or?

Tad: Some of us don’t trust Donna, I have someone in mind who is likely to be fired any day now. Harold, I have someone I can trust to continue what I started with GRIME but I need to make sure I can get him a contract that keeps him in place.

Harold: What your seeking is an ironclad contract. Those are rare but who do you have in mind?

Tad: Gianni Di Luca, Donna fired him only to make him head of SCU security. That’s not his thing, he doesn’t even have a security team yet. He’s a leader but one for a locker room. A role like a GM suits him perfectly well.

Tad says as he looks at Lexa not knowing how she’ll take what she’s hearing. Lexa shrugs.

Lexa: I have no problem with this at all.

Harold: We will get in contact with GRIME owner Erik Staggs to help work out a contract that even Gianni can’t refuse.

Tad: I’ll talk to Gianni after this to let him know.

Harold: Tad good speaking to you again, Lexa, pleasure to have met you.

The call ends on the WGN side. Lexa ends the call on her side.

Tad: So now that I’m in charge…

Lexa waves her right index finger saying no as she cuts him off.

Lexa: You don’t work for me and I don’t work for you. Yous don’t get to tell me what I can do. Like I said, I’ve done this before. All you get to do is tell me what I can’t do and only because it’s against WGN standards. Understand one thing, I’m not Donna, I’m not Gianni, and I’m not you,  Tad. You’re not going to boss me around. I run this show and GRIME is in for the ride. I’ll work with Gianni but he better understand that he still works for me, not the other way around. The contract with WGN at the end of the day is controlled by me and no one else. You’re here for nothing more than to make sure I don’t break any of WGN Rules of Conduct.

Tad looks shocked but knows that Lexa’s correct.

Tad: Well, I guess my job here is done Lexa, welcome to SCU, just keep doing what you’re doing and we’ll get along just fine.

Tad gets up from his chair, he fixes his shirt putting it in place as he feels he just got put in his place and starts to walk to the door to leave her office.




Vs

Ruby vs Light Blue

The lights in the arena go out as the opening riffs of Going To Hell by The Pretty Recess begin to play throughout the sound system. As the music progresses, strobe lights flash around the building and smoke fills the entrance way. Moments later, Ruby bursts through the curtain, dancing seductively at the top of the ramp with a sick smile on her face and her signature whip in hand.

Liam: Making her way to the ring, from Las Vegas, NV standing at 5'6" and weighing in at 115lb, she is... Ruby!!!

She begins making her way to the ring licking her lips wickedly and twirling the whip along the way. She slides in under the ring and crawls her way seductively to the center of the ring. She stops in the center of the ring, staying on her knees as she laughs wickedly as her music finally dies down. 

Liam:  And her opponent… representing the masked members of GRIME… Light Blue!!!

Light Blue comes rushing down the rampway and slides into the ring with “American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ada:  Ruby twirls her whip around, laughing as Light Blue prepares for her.  She swings and misses, and Light Blue tackles her to the ground.

Rob:  She uses Ruby’s whip to choke Ruby, but this only seems to make her smile.  She bites her lip as Light Blue lets up. Ruby punches her in the side of the head.

Ada:  Ruby kicks Light Blue off of her and then picks up her whip and smacks Light Blue’s head with it. The mask and hood absorbs a lot of it.

Rob:  Ruby slaps Light Blue’s arm and then does a Punt Kick to her chin.  Light Blue holds her chin as Ruby walks around her, kicking her.

Ada:  Light Blue grabs one kick and trips Ruby up.  She climbs over her and does an STF, holding one leg as well.

Rob:  Ruby writhes in pain, or ecstasy, staying in the hold as she contemplates tapping.  Light Blue doesn’t give up.  Ruby pulls herself under the ropes, using them to fall outside.

Ada:  She breathes heavily and blows Light Blue a Kiss.  She waves Light Blue outside and she accepts the challenge.

Rob:  Ruby goes for a Roundhouse Kick, but Light Blue ducks.  Ruby gets a Leg Sweep instead.  She pulls a few things out from under the ring, admiring them.

Ada:  She dumps a bag of tacks on Light Blue.  She then jumps onto the apron and dives off with a Rolling Senton.  She gets up with tacks stuck to her ass!

Rob:  She doesn’t even pull them out.  She picks Light Blue up and takes the Sledgehammer and chokes Light Blue with it.

Ada:  Through trash talking, Ruby lifts Light Blue off the ground.  Light Blue drops down into a Stunner.  She picks Ruby up and rolls her inside.

Rob:  She picks up a stop sign.  She smashes Ruby with it several times.  She then hits a Double Knee Drop to Ruby.  She rolls her over for the cover.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Ada:  Light Blue shouts at the referee who argues back.  Ruby sneaks up behind her and turns her slightly to quickly hit the Shooting Star DDT!  She covers!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Ruby!!!



We find our way backstage to see the Uncensored TV Champion, Mz Holly Wood, standing proudly with the belt on her shoulder.  She flips her hair and giggles.

Holly:  Well hello, babies.  It’s me, ya gurl, Holly Wood.  Mz. Wood if you nasty.  And here I stand, your SCU “Uncensored” Television Champion.  Still.  Brother David was no match for yours truly at Summer XXXTreme.  He just didn’t… measure up…

Holly holds her fingers up about an inch apart.  She shrugs her shoulders and then shimmys a little closer to the camera.

Holly:  But let’s not bring up old news.  Let’s have a kiki about tonight.  I am always saying the more, the merrier.  Hot, sweaty men, grinding up on me like…

Holly begins twerking and pops her lips.

Holly:  But you know that I didn’t mean this.  Jamie Staggs?  Andrew Borg?  John Blade?  Okay, John Blade is fiiiiiiiiine!  Mmmm, booty of a bottom, temperament of a top, baby…

Holly shrugs her shoulders and steps back, so that we can see the Uncensored TV Championship in a better light.

Holly:  But, I am a fighting champion.  I will gladly defend it against any SCU member, regardless of who they are.  Though, when I walk down there, and I tell Jamie, Andrew, and John to Sashay Away, how about giving me someone I haven’t fought five times lately?  How about the one baby, who just can’t keep her’s truly’s name out of that pretty little mouth of his?  My number one fan and bosom buddy, frienemy, but girl you know I got your back… Helluva Bottom Carter?  You been weighed down by tag gold for too long.  Take a walk on the wildside.  If management don’t make it happen, I swear to gawwwwd…

Holly pinches the bridge of her nose and then quickly composes herself.  She holds up one finger and then nods her head.

Holly:  One step at a time, Holly.  One step at a time.  See, Holly is a Hoe, but she the Hoe that Know.  It’s about time to see what Jamie, John, and Andrew got in store for me.  Because it better be more than Brother David.  Okerrrrrrr?

With a pop of the mouth, Holly points in the direction of the locker room door and she stomps to it like it was a runway.  She exits the room as we go elsewhere.


About five seconds elapses before a video package fills the screen. The audience is immediately introduced to a shot of Merlot Ayano stretching on the bench. Her white training gear is illuminated by the dark sky. Far off in the distance, the sun is trying to rise up.

Merlot Ayano: Merlot should be happy. Is what everyone thinks, hai? Went into Supernova III and defended Sin City Underground Combat Championship. Had fairly okay stint in Mayhem Survival. Should be on Cloud Nine, hai?

Her words ring out as a result of a nifty voiceover job.

Merlot Ayano: However, couldn’t be further from Cloud Nine.

Back on the back beach, images of Merlot stretching are replaced by those of her sprinting in the sand. She starts off at a slow and moderate pace, but her speed increases over time.

Merlot Ayano: Truth is, been a lot on Merlot’s mind since Supernova III. A few things became evident after that event. As day and day go by, feels as if people in SCU care less and less about doing the right thing. No want to stand up for brand. No want to show respect to true warriors. No want to compete to show world that SCU is best brand ever―

The footage of Merlot training continues to play even though there’s a pause in her speech.

Merlot Ayano: Honestly? Can’t help but feel like Merlot is being used more often than not when step into ring. People use Merlot’s helping nature when they get attacked or need aid, only to try to shit on or insult afterwards. Melissa comes to mind. When people want some buzz, want some shine, want some spotlight, they decide to talk trash about Merlot. Veronica and Omasa come to mind. And when general managers and people in power start talking, Merlot’s name gets brought up many times without consultation.

Merlot Ayano: Oftentimes, feel like big pawn. Don’t like feeling that way, especially given how hard Merlot had to work to get to where am. Don’t like feeling like some piece of cheap meat. Deserve more respect than that, a lot more.

Merlot is blazing a trail through the sand in the footage. The Combat Champion slows down as she reaches the end of a stretch of beach. She takes a moment to regroup and breathe before she sprints back the way she came.

Merlot Ayano: Tad brought up prospect of Merlot “jumping ship” to GRIME. Something like that would certainly shock wrestling world, hai? But would there be a different effect? Is unlikely. GRIME would simply brag about how it stole one of SCU’s champion’s away. Would parade Merlot around like a trophy. Would give Merlot attention, sure. But attention isn’t respect. Attention isn’t honor. That’s what Merlot seeks; is what have seeked for nearly a decade now.

After a while, the footage switched to images of Merlot doing sit ups out on that empty beach.

Merlot Ayano: Merlot is strong woman. Merlot is proud woman. Merlot is awesome champion who fights with all her heart. Won’t be anyone’s pawn. Won’t be anyone’s trophy. And if people try, will get cut down. Is promise.
 
The camera zooms in on Merlot’s face as she’s doing those sits ups. Eventually, she begins to add punches to each come up.

Merlot Ayano: Things need to change. With me and with SCU. And personally? Will make sure that they happen. Hai.

[Donna Beauchamp]

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Vs



Dying Breed vs The Monstimals, Jacob Johnson, Jerry Cann

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Handicap 4 on 2 GRIME Rules Match!!! On their way to the ring first, Ivan Darrell and Andrew Garcia… The Dying Breed!!!

The opening beat to Sully Erna’s “Your Own Drum" start to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. The Orange Hulk and Ivan starts to walk towards the ring slowly, stopping halfway down the ramp and turning their heads to look at the booing crowd, their thumbs pointing down. Andrew and Ivan shakes his head slowly and turns back to face the ring, walking down towards the apron. Andrew puts his hand on the rope, and pulls himself up on to the ring apron and steps between the middle and top rope, Ivan climbs into the ring as the duo staring around at the booing fans as Andrew and Ivan raise their arms.

Liam:  Aaaaaaand their opponents, from Las Vegas, NV, they are the team of Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson… The Monstimals!!!

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag

Liam:  On his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!

Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.

I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.

Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare

Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.

“Take Me Out” starts to play around the arena.

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a cross hair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a cross hair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
I know I won't be leaving here with you

Liam: Coming down to the ring. Weighing in at 200ibs, from San Diego, CA Jacob Johnson!!!!

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say, take me out!
I say you don't show
Don't move, tide is low
I say, take me out!
I say you don't know
You say you don't know
I say, take me out!
If I move this could die
Eyes move this can die
I want you to take me out

Jacob hopes over the top rope hold one hand up in the air to the crowds mixed reaction. He keeps that hand up while he makes his way to the corner. He climbs the turnbuckle as he looks on at the live crowd.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Jacob, Jerry, Sam, and Raab all charge at Andrew and Ivan and immediately begin pounding on them.

Ada:  Two on four, I bet they didn’t count on this.  But they’re fighting back with everything they’ve got.  Punch to Jerry, kick to Raab.

Rob:  Ivan rolls out of the ring and paces as Andrew soon follows him, avoiding stomps from Sam and Jacob.  He and Ivan look to one another.

Ada:  Ivan grabs onto Jacob’s foot and drags him to the outside.  He and Ivan whip him into the ring steps.  Jerry comes charging at them, knocking Andrew down.

Rob:  Ivan grabs Jerry for a Spinebuster onto the ring steps.  However, as Raab and Sam come at him, there is no avoiding their powerful clothesline.

Ada:  Andrew is lifted up into a Chokeslam, but he punches Sam in the face.  Sam holds his eye as Raab grabs Andrew.  Andrew rolls behind him with a German Suplex.

Rob:  Sam scoops Ivan up and goes to throw him into the ringpost, but Ivan is able to wiggle out of it.  He hits a Dropkick to the back of Sam, sending him into it instead.

Ada:  Jerry and Jacob are up and they grab Ivan by the back of the shirt and throw him into the barricade, and dump him into the crowd.

Rob:  Ivan holds onto his neck as Jerry, Jacob, Sam, and Raab lift Andrew up and hit a Double Running Powerslam to him.

Ada:  They then roll Andrew inside of the ring.  Jerry, Sam, and Raab dogpile on top of Andrew, and the referee goes for the count!

One!
Two!

Rob:  Ivan is sliding back inside of the ring to try to break it up, but Jacob is there to stomp his back, and…

Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners… The Monstimals, Jacob Johnson, and Jerry Cann!!!

Raab and Sam lift Andrew back up and they throw him into the ringpost.  Jerry and Jacob grab Ivan by the dreads and whip him into the ropes.  As he returns, Sam and Raab lift him up into a Spinebuster right over Jerry and Jacob’s knees!

Crowd:  Oooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!

Ivan receives stomps, as does Andrew.  That is, until Hitamashii and Omasa Tazu run down the rampway!  Omasa pulls out her wooden sword and begins chopping at Jerry and Jacob.  Hitamashii clobbers Sam and Raab from behind with a chain and lock.  He uses it then to choke Raab as Omasa chops him with the sword.  He then shoves Raab into Sam to send them both tumbling to the outside.  Jerry and Jacob roll outside too, holding onto their ribs and cursing at Omasa.  Hitamashii and Omasa high five one another before Hitamashii checks on Andrew and Ivan, who insist they are okay.  They slowly stand up, united as they look out at The Monstimals and Jacob and Jerry.



The scene opens up backstage where we see a haughty Angel Kash standing backstage with her television title draped over her shoulder. As she eyes the camera with smug smirk as the fans greet her with a smattering of boos despite the lower number of people in the arena tonight. The Television Champion is clearly in her private locker room away from the peasants backstage. As, she can’t help but chuckle to herself as she looks once more at her television title before begging to speak in her smug tone.

Angel Kash: I did what I said I was going to do at SummerXtreme I beat Melissa Ruin. Yes the woman who I made into something a woman who begged me to take her on in my Nobility when I first came to NWL was like Angel I look up to you, Angel I want to be like you. A woman whose ego has grown out of control who thought she was good enough to beat me well I proved one thing she couldn't handle me. One on one in a first blood I made the peasant bleed and it was all worth it because now you have a true champion to be proud of.

Angel says with a huge smirk as the fans greet this with even more boos. As the Princess can’t help but til her head back to an arrogant chuckle.  Before, returning her gae back to the camera as she speaks in the same smug tone.

Angel Kash:  You poor deluded low lives thought for one second she was going to beat me? She had to get herself dqed to keep herself from losing the title in the first place. Shes a paper champion. I exposed her completely and tonight she faces me again and you might be thinking Donna is doing you a favor she's not. Shes putting you in a situation that will leave you embarrassed much like that new look of yours already has. Much like expecting your fate to being just another Runin has quite frankly both you and Chantal are complete failures. And tonight I prove to you why that is.

Angel rolls her eyes as she snaps her fingers and a servant comes with a glass she takes it before shooing them away as she takes a sip before looking at the camera again as she continues on.

Angel Kash: And I allowed you two into my Nobility but you know its not dead because as long as the Nobility has its Queen me then its all it needs. And as the Queen of SCU I am gonna to take down Melissa Runin once and for and after that I want Melissa banned from Television forever! After all her ugly face shouldn’t be on television. No and I look forward to the day she can join her sisters at home forever!

Angel lets out an evil chuckle as she keeps a hand on her hip, before taking yet another sip of her drink.
 
Angel Kash:  Because, you won’t be able to stop what is coming. You won’t stop the reign of the Trillion Dollar Princess, all you can do is accept it. Because what Angel Kash wants Angel Kash gets. And now if you excuse me I got better things to do.

Angel blows an arrogant kiss toward the camera. Before letting out a chuckle as the fans boo loudly as the scene then fades to black.



Vs


Father Gerald and O’Malley vs Mark Cross and Coby Quik

The lights in the arena die down as the opening riffs of Gothic Celtic Music Shadow Wisps starts to play. The lights stay out for several seconds before dark green and white strobe lights start shining all around, and fog fills the entrance and along the ramp. Moments later , O’Malley steps through the curtain wearing a long black leather trench coat, joined by Darcy. He has the SCW Roulette Championship secured around his waist, and the SCU Underground Championship over his shoulder. They stand at the entrance for several moments before O’Malley takes the first step on their way to the ring, and Darcy follows closely behind.

Darlyn: Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Darcy! From Dublin, Ireland...Weighing in at one hundred ninety-five pounds...He is the SCW Roulette Champion and SCU Underground Champion… O’MALLEY!!

Once he makes it to the ring, he lets Darcy walk up the steps and follows behind her. He holds the ropes open for her, and she steps through, and he enters after her. They stand in the center of the ring where Darcy removes O’Malley’s coat and the Underground Championship from his shoulder, before unhooking the Roulette title from his waist. She then leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek before making her way to the outside, as his music dies down. Before anyone else can enter, however, O’Malley walks over and snaps his fingers, demanding a microphone. He keeps snapping until one is handed to him and he heads back to the center of the ring, with Darcy watching on from the outside.

O'Malley: Ye know, in case any of ye haven’t been payin’ attention to Twitter, allow me to remind ye that there’s been an awful lot of drama this week surrounding my current situation, and BOTH titles I currently hold. And even before I won the SCW Roulette Championship two weeks ago, a lot of people liked to voice their opinions, mainly where MY Underground Championship is concerned. So, before this ridiculous tag team match starts, I’m out here to say a few things and set the record straight, because I’m sick and feckin’ tired of the shite so it all ends tonight!

O’Malley lowers the mic for a second, rubbing his chin. Darcy grins and claps for her husband on the outside, as O’Malley paces back and forth and continues.

O'Malley: I know every single one of ye watchin’ has a problem with how I cashed in that briefcase on Ben Jordan, and to be really feckin’ blunt, ye all need to get the feck over it and shut up already. What’s done is done, and I’m not out here to apologize, because at the end of the day, I’m still the Underground Champion. I might have done what so many others claim they wouldn’t have by cashin’ in after Ben was already in a hard fought match and exhausted and blah blah blah. But anyone who says that is a God damned liar, because anyone woulda done the same thing, and all you people bitchin’ about it are just jealous that ye didn’t get the same chance I did!

O’Malley grows more and more frustrated as he speaks. Darcy continues clapping and supporting O’Malley.

O'Malley: But oh...it was the easy way. The coward’s way, doin’ what I did. I didn’t earn the title! Bullshite! I earned it the second I won that briefcase and it was only a matter of time before I cashed in and won the title anyway. Yer all just pissed because I made yer precious Ben Jordan look bad, but again, get over it!

He pauses for a moment and takes in a deep breath then holds a finger up.

O'Malley: That bein’ said, there’s a lot of talk surroundin’ just who should get the next shot at me Underground Championship. People obviously think Ben should get another shot, because of course they’d think that. Ol’ Donna Beauchamp thinks Ben should even get a shot at me Roulette championship AND the Underground Championship. Kiss my arse on that one, by the way, Donna. Oh, and Mark Cross obviously thinks he’ll be takin’ one of these titles from me despite the fact, he already had his return shot and he failed. And it seems like even me partner fer tonight has staked a claim on me title, even. So, let’s set the record straight, shall we. Let’s make it clear just who I’m gonna defend that title against next, because the mystery boss has given me this time to do so.

O’Malley lowers the mic and looks into the camera. He smiles wickedly for several moments before he raises the mic again.

O'Malley: No one likes how I won the Underground Championship, and they probably never will. No matter how many times I successfully defend it, ye’ll all think I don’t deserve it, but I don’t care. I’m a fighting champion, and I’ll defend it against everyone, but I’m layin’ down the challenge right here, right now. If he wants a shot so bad, and wants to try and prove I can’t beat him one-one-one, the next shot for me Underground Championship goes to…

O’Malley looks to Darcy and she smiles proudly, nodding and clapping. O’Malley turns back and looks into the camera again, with a fiery look in his eyes.

O'Malley: BEN JORDAN!

Those in the crowd give off a mixed reaction, though it’s mostly in favor of Ben Jordan. O’Malley nods, before continuing.

O'Malley: I know Ben is around here somewhere. Or he’s watching from wherever he is, and I’ll say it again. Benny Boy, if ye really want another shot at this title and yer sure ye’ll get it back, let’s go, fella. Whenever they want to sign it, I’ll put this title on the line and prove without a doubt that I CAN beat you fair and square and that I deserve to ve Underground Champion. And after that, ye can fly off back to Massachusetts or wherever state ye call home and live out yer days bein’ nothin’ but a shadow to yer wife. Ye want me title? Try and take it, Benny Boy. I’m not gonna sit back and let anyone claim that I’m afraid to face ye, because I’m not. I’ll see ye soon, Ben. Now let’s get this match started and over with!

O’Malley then turns and tosses the mic back to the ring announcer before he steps over into the corner and waits for the match to begin.

A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding.  It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena.  The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.

Darlyn: And his partner… On his way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma he is 6'6" and weighed in this morning at 275lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds he is Father Gerald Shepherd!

And the boos become louder.  Gerald runs out onto the stage, throwing his hands in the air, looking up.  He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage.  He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he shouts out a verse.  He walks down the ramp as he continues to read. He sits it on the ring steps and runs up them.  He walks across the apron as he seeks His praise. He gets inside of the ring and slowly spins around before settling in a corner and waits for the match to start.

Darlyn:  And their opponents, first, from Canterbury, England, standing at 6’1” and weighing in at 225lb, he is… Mark “The Dragon” Crrrrrrrrrosssssss!!!

The arena lights dim as the bassline to "Never Again" begins to rumble around the arena. As the guitar riff hits, so does the lights, revealing Mark "The Dragon" Cross standing, one fist aloft, at the top of the aisle. Receiving recognition from the crowd, he strides purposefully to ringside, taking a moment to survey the scene as he reaches the apron.

The first bit of "Welcome to the World" plays through the PA. With each beat, gold lights flash from the top of the stage, bouncing around the arena before finally focusing on the area of the stage between the curtains. Coby steps out onto the stage in his black boxing trunks. His hands are taped and down at his sides. The gold trim on his trunks shine extra bright when the lights hit them. Cheers fill the arena. The camera focuses in on Coby and catches a wide smile grow on his face as he starts to move down the ramp.

Darlyn:  Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 168lb, he is… Coby Quik!!!

Coby doesn't stick to the middle of the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as he moves down the ramp to the ring. He gets to the end of the ramp and hops up on the apron of the ring. Coby turns his back to the ring before wrapping his arms around the top rope and bouncing his feet on the bottom rope, flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring. He takes a few steps towards the center of the ring and waits for his opponent to come down the ramp.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Gerald and Cross start us off.  They trade punches before Gerald lifts him up and charges him into the corner.

Chad:  He hits rapid shoulderbutts.  He then whips Cross across the ring, but Cross stops himself and hits Gerald with an elbow to the face.

Gena:  O’Malley yells at Gerald, and Cross continues hammering away at Gerald.  He hits a Snapmare and a kick to the back.

Chad:  He then hits a knee to the back of the head.  Cross looks at O’Malley, and lets Gerald tag him in.  However, Gerald drives Cross right into Coby.

Gena:  Coby stumbles, but he’s in the ring with the champ.  He swings behind O’Malley and locks on an Arm Wrench.  O’Malley gets out of it.

Chad:  Coby pushes O’Malley and then trips him up, going for a Surfboard Stretch in quick succession.

Gena:  Gerald breaks up the hold.  Cross comes inside, and the referee stops him, allowing Gerald and O’Malley to double stomp on Coby.

Chad:  As the referee turns around, Gerald is back at the corner, hand outstretched.  O’Malley snubs his nose at him and picks Coby up.

Gena:  He whips Coby into the ropes, hitting a Back Body Drop.  He then flips Coby over, going for a Crossface.  Coby quickly gets a foot on the rope.

Chad:  O’Malley tries to stop Coby from making the tag, but he whirls out of the way of an Elbow Smash and tags Cross back inside.

Gena:  Cross and O’Malley trade blows around the ring, and the fans are cheering for it.  Gerald sneaks in a quick tag and steps inside of the ring.  He grabs Cross and sends him to the outside.

Chad:  O’Malley spins Gerald around, and the two start yelling at each other.  The crowd roars as Gerald turns his back on O’Malley as Cross comes back inside of the ring.

Gena:  O’Malley shoves Gerald right into Cross, who lands the Ketteiteki Desaki (Tiger Driver ‘91)!  He hooks the leg while O’Malley just laughs and exits the ring!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… Coby Quik and Mark “The Dragon” Cross!!!

O’Malley rolls outside of the ring as Coby just seems stunned and disappointed.  His arm is raised with Mark Cross’.  Gerald comes to as O’Malley is walking toward the rampway.  He immediately rolls outside and charges O’Malley, knocking him down to the ground!  He begins kicking the champ!

O’Malley is able to back Gerald off, and he nails an elbow to the side of Gerald’s face!  The two begin brawling to the point that they are fighting up the rampway with hard hitting blows.  They fight through the curtains, punching each other.  Gerald is able to pick O’Malley up and charges him right through the catering table!

Gerald wipes at his nose, finding a spot of blood.  He shouts at O’Malley angrily.

Gerald:  YOU GOD FORSAKEN HEATHEN!  YOU DAMNED HELL BEAST!

Security pulls them apart, eventually calming Gerald down.  However, not long after, O’Malley charges at Gerald, knocking him down to the ground.  They roll around, punching each other until security can finally pull them apart.  They practically growl at each other.  Meanwhile, inside of the ring, Cross and Coby look at one another, watching it on the tron, and raising their eyebrows.  They shrug and then exit the ring and head to the back.


We find our way backstage to find Gemma Frost walking through the halls.  She has her microphone ready, but she hears a bit of a commotion coming from around the corner.  As she walks by, we see Delta Rayne reading Donovan and Bentley the riot act.  Gemma smirks and saunters over without a care in the world.

Gemma:  Delta? Donovan? Bentley?  I hope I’m not interrupting anything.

Gemma can’t help but chuckle a bit, knowing that she’s just interrupted something. Stopping her almost nonsensical babble in her tracks, Delta turns around to face Gemma. For a moment, she looks her up and down, before turning back to look at Donovan Rayne and Bentley Black.

Delta: I’m going to pretend that she isn’t even standing here right now. Seriously, this is a private group discussion…

Turning back to face Gemma, Delta lets out a scoff.

Delta: I guess since you want to be so inquisitive, what the fuck do you want?

Gemma snickers, but then tries to become more professional, even if only slightly. She gets her microphone ready, even though Delta clearly doesn't need it.

Gemma: I have to admit that I am mildly curious about what the commotion is about.

Gamma looks over to Donovan and Bentley for a second to see that they aren't taking this as serious as Delta expects them to. She turns back to Delta.

Gemma: Donovan and Bentley came into SCU with so much promise, but never really gained any traction. I certainly hope that isn't what you were scolding them about?

Letting out a soft chuckle, Delta turns back to look at her clients. After a moment, and with a roll of her eyes, turns back to Gemma.

Delta: Well you must have super hearing, because that’s exactly what I was doing. Guys, I don’t understand what’s so hard about this. All you have to do, is win. These teams are nothing compared to you both.

Stepping forward, “The Stand Out” Donovan Rayne looks at his sister. Putting his fingers against her lips, he silences her.

Donovan: Little sis, that’s easy to say when all you do is scream at ringside. Look, we haven’t had the best go of it lately, but that doesn’t mean that we’re on a downswing. We are still the best, elite athletes that this shithole has. Now Gemma, unless you have something substantive to say, I suggest that you find some other business to attend to.

Gemma instead brings the microphone over in Donovan's direction, but close enough to her to speak.

Gemma:  We have seen what you two are capable of. You guys took down the Fox Brothers in an amazing display of athleticism. Jamie Staggs, one of the famous Staggs Family members renowned throughout Sin City, and "The Champ" himself, in John Blade-Martinez…

Gemma takes a moment to reminisce that match, giving an actual compliment in the process by doing so.

Gemma: … taking them down before the actual match even took place. You guys took out The Good Shepherds and Over the Edge members Dax Beckett and Mickey Carroll, telling everyone that you were tired of playing little league. You guys made such a bold statement when you did all of this.

Gemma pauses, as if to say "but" without any actual words spoken. She looks Bentley up and down, waiting for him to chime in at all. But before he steps in, Gemma speaks up once more.

Gemma: Then, you had two chances at the Hardcore Tag Team Championships and just couldn't clench them. The battle royal at Supernova 3 was a glimmer of hope for you guys, though. What are your plans moving forward? How will you rectify this slump you're in?

Gemma places the microphone between Donovan and Bentley now. Stepping forward, Bentley looked down at Gemma. A stone-faced expression dawning his face, he reaches over gently pulling her hand up closer to his mouth.

Bentley: Glimmer of hope? Gemma, we did that match, there is no way to dispute that. However, we are better than our last performance. You see, we haven’t had a fair shake at those championships in my opinion. I don’t like how the cards were stacked against us, and frankly, we deserve better.

Looking over at Bentley, Donovan reaches over bringing Gemma’s arm and the microphone closer to him.

Donovan: We are elite, and we deserve better than the unfair treatment that we have received here in Sin City Underground. Any other company this world would kill for our talents. Yet, the upper brass just doesn’t realize what we truly are. Yeah, maybe we could be a little more aggressive, but after what we did to the Fox Brothers and Staggs and the “champ”, do you guys really want to see what theFAME can truly do?

Gemma takes her arm back, holding it closer to her body now. She looks at all three members of theFAME for a moment before speaking again.

Gemma: Wait, was that a serious question for me?

Gemma sees now that the three definitely expect an answer from her. She laughs out loud and then raises the microphone back to her lips.

Gemma: Yes! Of course we do. If you want to be taken as serious athletes and competitors in this company, you have to go hard every damn time. You can't dole out excuses like "we'll be better next time". You're beyond that. We've seen what you can do, and we expect you to do that, win, lose, or draw. I'm starting to see Delta's point here…

Gemma gives Delta a look of respect, fleeting as it might be. Delta snickers for a moment before looking back at Donovan and Bentley.

Delta:See, if this dumb bitch can see my point, so should the two of you. Be aggressive, be vicious, like you always were meant to be. Yeah, we’re all fucking hot and every man and woman would kill to be us, but maybe it’s time to start killing to get everything that we want.

Donovan and Bentley nod their heads in agreement. For a moment, all three members of theFAME look at each other. Then, Delta faces Gemma once again, looking her up and down.

Delta: So Gemma, are you now satisfied enough to leave us the hell alone?

Gemma: Not specifically. But I guess I am out of questions. The rest is going to be up to you guys to live up to your word. Do you think you guys can actually do that?

Gemma looks on expectantly.

“I totally believe that they can.”

As a voice can be heard from the distance draws closer, Delta turns facing to face the same direction as theFAME. Suddenly, the MAVerick Mason Alexander Vanderbilt stands across from them. With his hands in his pockets, Mason smiles at the tag team standing across from him.

MAV:Let’s be honest here Gemma, these two are one of the best tag teams in all of Sin City Underground. In fact, I’m willing to fully invest in their prowess. I just believe that they have not had that fair shake, so I do agree with Donovan and Bentley. So, I have a suggestion… but I’m not going to make it in front of…

Mason looks down at Gemma with a smirk on his face. After a moment, he takes her free hand, bringing it up slightly. Bending over slightly, he kisses her hand for a moment. Putting it back down, he faces theFAME once again.

MAV:Lessers, who wouldn’t understand the proposition that I have. Gentlemen, let us go and expand our horizons, shall we?

With a smirk, Mason walks out of the camera frame. Donovan and Bentley then look at each other. For a moment, they seem to ponder his request. Then, Donovan and Bentley walk out, following Mason. Delta then looks over at Gemma, let out a soft chuckle. Then, she walks in the direction that the men had left, leaving Gemma standing there to ponder what had just transpired.


Vs

Omasa Tazu vs Cadet Blue

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is contested under GRIME Rules!!! On her way to the ring first, she represents the masked members of GRIME, she is… Cadet Blue!!!

“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers as Cadet Blue walks down to the ring slowly.  She looks from side to side, not acknowledging anyone.  She gets in the ring and settles into her corner.

韻踏合組合 - "一網打尽 (REMIX) feat. NORIKIYO,SHINGO★西成, 漢" starts to play while a video on the SCU screen pops on showing a round table with 12 men and one female. Omasa and among the men we see Hitamashii. Everyone dressed in all black with black sunglasses on. The group is scene having a meeting with Hitamashii and Omasa nodding. The video then cuts to the two in a car as we see Omasa in the passenger seat and Hitamashii driving. The two are seen fleeing from the Tokyo police.

Hitamashii drifts the car to do a 180 to face the police. Omasa sticks her body out the window as she is seen holding a RPG. Hitamashii drives forward towards the police which has them now driving in reverse. Omasa pulls the trigger as we see the rocket leave the launcher. As it looks to blow up the police car the screen turns black with the names Hitamashii and Omasa name appearing in dripping blood.

Ada: On the way to the ring, she is the last woman Samurai of Japan… Omasa Tazu!!!!!

Omasa starts making her way to the ring. She keeps a straight face the whole time as she is all business. Once at ringside she jumps up landing on the apron then jumps again to jump over the ropes and lands in the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Omasa comes right out of the corner with a Superkick to Cadet Blue.  She picks Cadet Blue up and then slams her face into the turnbuckle.

Ada:  As she bounces back, Omasa grabs her and drops her down into an Armbar.  Cadet Blue grabs onto the ropes, trying to get free from the hold.

Rob:  Omasa doesn’t let up, even as Cadet Blue tries to pull herself outside.  Unlike previously, she can’t get outside.  Omasa, however, does let up.

Ada:  Omasa kicks the back of Cadet Blue’s head and then locks on a Rear Naked Choke.  Cadet Blue again reaches for the ropes, but Omasa holds her firmly.

Rob:  Omasa speaks in Japanese, and if I’m understanding correctly, she’s telling her to not give up.  That’s just sadistic.

Ada:  Omasa keeps firm hold of the choke until Cadet Blue reaches back and rakes her eyes hard.  She goes to the outside and grabs the first thing she finds under the ring.

Rob:  A fire extinguisher.  She bashes Omasa in the side as Omasa follows her outside.  She continues to crash it against Omasa.

Ada:  Omasa rolls out of the way, but absorbs a few of the hits.  She gets back to her feet, showing no signs of being hurt in her movement, despite a gash on her chin.

Rob:  She comes right at Cadet Blue, ready for war.  She hits a Spinning Heel Kick to the temple, knocking Cadet Blue down to the ground.

Ada:  Omasa pulls out her wooden sword from her sheath and she begins to assault Cadet Blue with it, whacking it against her, telling her to wake up.

Rob:  The crowd almost doesn’t want to see any more of this brutality, and that’s really saying something.  Cadet Blue scurries to her feet, taking shots to the back.

Ada:  She rolls inside of the ring, trying to outrun Omasa, but Omasa is just too fresh.  She gets inside and as Cadet Blue gets to her feet…

Rob:  Omasa smashes her in the mask with the butt end of the sword, cracking the mask in half before quickly hitting the Omasa Punch (A punch right to the throat.)! And she covers!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Omasa Tazu!!!

Cadet Blue instantly rolls out of the ring, running as fast as she can. The referee is the only thing that stops Omasa as she has her hand raised in victory. She stares at Cadet Blue, who is busy making sure she’s safe.  She holds her mask in place as Omasa just stares at her from the ring. Omasa extends her hand out, she gets handed a microphone and her English translator device.

Omasa: Angel of Filth, you next, Merlot… You next! Vixen, watchout, Omasa is coming for you too!

Angel of Filth slides in the ring from behind Omasa. Angel goes to grab Omasa from behind but Omasa jumps and nails a Pele Kick to the face of Filth. Omasa gets back to her feet as she stands over Filth

Omasa: That was warning shot, next time Omasa not so nice. FIlth has one week to get ready for match. Filth goes down for good next week!

Omasa kicks Filth which rolls her out of the ring. Omasa turns around as the fans are heard cheering so loud that Omasa knows something is happening elsewhere. The camera switches to the Underground crowd, people clearly distracted by someone's presence. Ben Jordan can be seen in the spotlight walking through the crowd. Ben walks down towards ringside and puts his hand on the barriers. Ben jumps over the guardrail and moves towards SCU's ring before sliding in standing up to the crowd cheers. Ben and Omasa look at each other. Ben looks at the microphone on her hand. Omasa looks at the microphone and tosses it to Ben then roles out of the ring. Ben gives her a nod and wink then raises the microphone to his lips.

Ben: I woulda gone with the fanfare and all that but that woulda been a proper deja vu moment for me after earlier.

Ben smiles widely.

Ben: Hello again people, you lot are certainly getting ya money's worth tonight. Earlier tonight on Climax Control, you got to hear from your brand new champion, Griffin Hawkins, you got to see him getting challenged by both Alex Jones and Jack Washington. You got to see Teddy Warren become Internet champion and you got to see Eves see off Alicia Lukas again, and if that wasn't enough, tonight has been full of action right here on Underground.

The fans cheer.

Ben: I said on social media the other day I was gonna be there and I was gonna be here and good ol' Tad half indicated I wasn't welcome here with GRIME about but Tad, to be fair mate, I'm a friend of Max Burke, I'm a friend of Vixen, I'm a friend of The Monstamals, I'm a friend of Dying Breed, I'm a friend of Casey Williams, so let's not beat around the bush mate, I got more friends on your roster than you have, so I was always gonna be here. What I didn't expect though is what I heard from the other side of your split, from the side of Sin City Underground.

Ben scratches his head.

Ben: I mean I was sitting back there having a quick drink with Max, Casey and my lovely missus, and I thought I heard a paddy mention my name. Now I know those Irish love a booze up but people, stop him doing it between matches. Feckin this, feckin that, standard O'Malley but my ears perked up like Bear when I say walkies when I heard him mention my name. I heard him say anyone would have cashed in on a tired bloke.... I wouldn't have cause I got a pair of stones and O'Malley is rocking pebbles down there, and I don't mean his Flintstone pants.

Ben smiles.

Ben: Earlier tonight O'Malley, I said I didn't know what my future was for the immediate time, and that was the truth, and considering you was bottling it on social media running away like a chicken who just saw Colonel Sanders winking at him, I didn't for the life of me think you'll be picking me as the next to face you, and take that belt from you. I mean I think deep in that heart of yours, you know you can't beat me so picking me is not gonna do you any favours, because you made my future much much clearer just by opening that mooie of yours.

Ben rolls his shoulders back.

Ben: I'm not gonna try and take that title off you O'Malley, I WILL take that title off you. It should have always been my title, I shoulda been leading SCU, I shoulda been the champion they wanted to see. You stole that not only from me, but every single Sin City Underground fan in the world that deserved a champion that would give back to them, what they give to this company.

Ben waves his finger.

Ben: But I know you O'Malley, you'll try wiggle out of it, so next week, get yourself down here, put it in writing, and I will gladly take my belt back where it belongs.

Ben nods his head firmly.

Ben: Now I'm gonna go watch the rest of this show, people, you have a blinding night.

Ben drops the mic and steps through the ropes, jumping down and back over the barrier as the camera goes elsewhere.


Ruby is seen backstage after her match against Light Blue. She’s looking around trying to find Max Burke in anticipation of spending some quality private time with him again when she’s suddenly stopped by an unfamiliar masked G.R.I.M.E member. The person behind the Magenta mask stops just in front of her, not saying a single word as the two stare at one another. Ruby rolls her eyes.

Ruby: Why am I not surprised to find you here? I’m a little busy, so why don’t you just run along back to the hotel. I don’t know how long I will be.

Magenta shakes their head and takes two steps closer to Ruby, their hand reaching out. Magenta places a hand on “Debbi”, the object of her affection quite clear. Ruby pulls “Debbi” back and glares at Magenta angrily.

Ruby: I don’t think so, whore! You don’t touch Debbi unless I say you can touch her. And she doesn’t touch you unless she asks for her. Do you understand?!

Magenta doesn’t say a word, nor does their head move in response. This pisses Ruby off even more and she takes Magenta by the front of her jacket, pulling them in close. She can feel Magenta breathing heavily and she smiles, before spinning them around.
 
Ruby: On your knees, whore!

Magenta does as they are told without having to be told a second time. As soon as she is on her knees, Ruby takes Debbi and whips her hard across Magenta’s back. It might be slightly padded by the jacket, but it is enough to hurt. Magenta cries out and falls forward on her hands and Ruby then whips her hard across the ass, causing another pained cry.

Ruby: You answer when spoken to, whore. Now, get your ass back to the hotel and stay there. If you dare defy me again, you’ll get so much worse.

Magenta slowly gets back to their feet, turning around to face Ruby. They nod slowly, and Ruby steps forward almost seductively, running her hand down their chest.

Ruby: That is what I thought. I’ll see you later, sexy.

Magenta looks as if she wants to remove the mask, but Ruby stops her.

Ruby: Oooh, no you don’t. That mask doesn’t come off until we’re in private. Nice try, though. Buh-bye, sweetie.

Ruby then steps around Magenta and continues on her way to find Max Burke. Magenta watches her leave before she starts to walk away, albeit very slowly due to the pain she feels from the shot across her ass.


Vs Vs Vs

Mz Holly Wood vs Jamie Staggs vs John Blade vs Andrew Borg

Darlyn:  The following contest is a Fatal Four Way scheduled for one fall, and is for the SCU Television Championship!!!  Iiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Tulsa, OK, he is… Andrew Borg!

Andrew Borg’s theme plays as he walks out onto the stage.  He points out across the audience, telling each of them “Yes you can!”  He then runs up the ring steps and gets inside of the ring.  He waits for his opponents.

The lights begin flashing. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. begins playing over the speakers when the words “Dumbass University” appears across the screen. Just then, a very familiar face comes running from behind the curtains, stomping and running in place as he stands on the edge of the ramp.

Darlyn: On his way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 205lb, he is the “Vale-dick-torian of Dumbass University” Jamie Staggs…

The crowd cheers as he points his arms out to both sides. He then brings them around to point down toward the ring. He charges down the ramp, slapping hands along the way. He then jumps and rolls inside of the ring under the bottom rope. He holds his arms out like an airplane and he runs around the ring before stopping and spinning.

Darlyn:  From Boston, MA standing at 6’1 and weighing in at 251lb, he is… John Martinez-Blaaaaaaaaaaade!!!

John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight.

Darlyn:  On her way to the ring, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 165lb, she is... Mz Holly Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!

"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Andrew Borg immediately ties up with Jamie Staggs while Holly Wood grabs the backside of John Blade. But, who wouldn’t?

Chad:  Blade turns around and ties up with Holly, immediately whipping her into the corner. Borg sends Jamie right into her, and Blade comes colliding with both competitors.

Gena:  Borg comes crashing into the back of Blade.  He rolls Blade up from behind, sneaking the tights!

One!
Two!

Chad:  Jamie falls forward onto the pin, breaking it up.  He hits a stiff kick to the side of Borg.  Holly catches him with a German Suplex right into the turnbuckle.

Gena:  Blade picks Borg up and throws him into the ropes.  As he comes back, Blade hits a Spinebuster and hooks the leg.

One!
Two!

Chad:  Holly saves her title as she grabs Borg’s leg, pulling him out from underneath.  She stomps him a few times, but Jamie hits the surprise roll up!

One!
Two!

Gena:  Blade breaks it up.  He picks Jamie up and drops him with an Atomic Drop.  Jamie holds his crotch as Blade comes off the ropes with a Superman Punch. He goes for the cover.

One!
Two!

Chad:  Holly does a Split Leg Moonsault to break the cover.  She gets Blade into a Boston Crab.  However, within seconds, he overpowers Holly and pulls her underneath himself for a cover.

One!
Two!

Gena:  Three hungry competitors, and one determined champion with all the pinfalls.  Holly gets a kick to the side of the head, rolling outside.

Chad:  Borg locks on the Yes You Can! (Taz Mission) to Jamie Staggs.  Jamie is fading!  The referee drops his arms twice.  Before the third time, Blade breaks it up.

Gena:  He sets him up for The Blade Breaker (Backbreaker pop-up with a Death Valley Drop)! He goes for the cover!

One!
Two!

Chad: But Holly comes flying off the top with Sashay Away (Shining Star Press)! She hooks the leg!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner… Mz. Holly Wood!!!

Holly takes her title, breathing heavily as she raises it in one arm as the referee raises the other arm.  She catches her breath and celebrates.


Jared James Nichols opening vocals on "Nails In The Coffin"  cuts through the silence, as a fog fills the SCU entrance. A light from below reveals the current G.R.I.M.E World Nightmare Champion, Max Burke and his associate Casey Williams. They waste no time making their way to the ring with a purpose. Max hands Casey the World Nightmare Championship as Casey hands him a microphone.

Max: What did I tell all of you? Seven challengers entered the Warriors Brawl. They all failed. I stand here tonight home at the Gold Coast STILL your G.R.I.M.E. World Nightmare Champion.

Casey raises the championship high in the air. Max looks up at his championship glistening under the spotlights.

Max: Hell! It was a damn good night for G.R.I.M.E. Big win for the team. And here we are running shit in the Underground as we promised. You all know the money moments are when G.R.I.M.E. is in the house, and wrecking shop. However... I have a teeny tiny problem with the first Underground after our outstanding victory at Summer XXXtreme.

Casey gives a nod at Max in agreement. Max runs his fingers of his free hand through his beard. He pauses for another moment before continuing.

Max: Why the hell on the first show after our huge night am I not booked to defend my championship? I keep saying it over and over again. Any time. Any place. Any challenger. I hear whispers... then nothing. Here I am with no challenger in site. Boggles my mind that week after week I’m in the crowd drinking whiskey with Casey and Ben instead of in this ring competing. Who is going to…

Voice: Welllll…

Hitamashii, microphone in hand and accompanied by Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell, appear from the crowd and surround the ring.

Hitamashii: Seeing as I came so close to dethroning you at Summer XXXTreme a few weeks ago, I would like a chance to face you one on one. Let’s go one more time for the title and really prove that I am the better man inside that ring.  Do you accept my challenge, or yield like a coward?

Max and Casey chuckle as they know exactly what he is trying to do. Max motions to Hitamashii.

Max: Thank you. I had a feeling you would be the one to step up ever since the bell rang at the end of the Warriors Brawl. C’mon in the ring, we don’t bite.

Hitamashii nods to Andrew and Ivan, who all climb up to the ring apron. Max walks over and shakes the hand of Hitamashii. Max fist bumps Andrew and Ivan.

Max: Everyone knows we all go way back. I have had my eye on you for a while. One of the reasons I came back is to test myself against the new crop of talent in Sin City. I’ve been keeping a close eye, and lovin’ everything you do inside this squared circle. You know I am going to say yes. You knew that 100%. I’m looking forward to this.

Hitamashii: You should be impressed with my work inside the ring, as I was trained by your associate there.

Hitamashii points to Casey.

Hitamashii:  He used to talk about all of the great wrestlers he worked with in his career. The man he talked about the most was you Max.  He always talked about how you guys fought tooth and nail both as allies and as foes.  So, when I saw you unmask from Abaddon to Max Burke, I knew I wanted a chance to get inside the squared circle with you and see if the hype was worth believing. It was worthwhile, and while you did get the better of me once, it won’t happen again.

Max smirks, and measures his response carefully.

Max: Kid... it will be my pleasure to stretch the shit out of you in that ring one on one. Like I said earlier, I’ve been impressed... BUT... there are levels to this game. You’re not quite there yet. Soooo... boss man... book it. I’ll see you soon.

Hitamashii and The Dying Breed hop down off the apron and slowly make their way back into the crowd. Max simply raises an eyebrow and smiles at the balls of Casey’s former trainee.

[Donna Beauchamp]

> Vs

Celeste North vs Veronica Taylor

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.

Darlyn: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!

She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows a kiss to the camera.

Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.

Darlyn:  From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!

Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Veronica laughs at Celeste, taunting her for not being the champion anymore. Celeste catches her with a punch to the throat.

Gena:  Veronica goes down and Celeste throws vicious mount punches.  Veronica grabs the ropes.  Celeste stands up and goes for a kick.

Chad:  Veronica ducks it and rushes Celeste to the ground, hitting her own punches now. Celeste blocks some. Veronica begins throwing elbows.

Gena:  Celeste now grabs the ropes to call for the break. Did Veronica just make Celeste panic? She gets to her feet and her and Veronica tie up.  Each woman tries for the advantage.

Chad:  Veronica spits in Celeste’s eyes, and then rushes her to the corner.  She kicks her several times in the stomach.

Gena:  Celeste goes down and Veronica pushes her knee into Celeste’s face.  Celeste tries to push it away, but Veronica refuses to let it go.

Chad:  The referee calls for the break.  Celeste catches Veronica by surprise with a Northern Lights Suplex, latching on for the pin.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Gena:  Veronica slips out of the ring.  Celeste stays inside as Veronica attempts to run out the count.

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!

Chad:  Celeste goes outside and chases Veronica around the ring twice.  Veronica slides inside of the ring, and as Celeste follows, she stomps on Celeste.

Gena:  Veronica drops an elbow to Celeste and then rolls her over for the cover.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Chad:  Veronica lifts Celeste up and sends her into the ropes. As she comes back, Celeste catches her with a knee to the gut.

Gena:  Celeste hits a Right Hook to the temple, then a European Uppercut, followed by a Bulldog for the Homicidal! She hooks the leg!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here is your winner… Celeste North!!!

Celeste looks down at Veronica as she raises her arm up in victory.  She takes a second to look around as the fans give a cheer.  She then exits the ring as Veronica starts to stir.  As she backs up the entrance ramp, masked member Celeste comes rushing down, and she throws Celeste to the ground.  She wraps a chain around her neck and begins to drag her around ringside.  Veronica turns over and sees this going on and simply smiles.  Masked Celeste wraps the chain around her hand and then begins to punch Celeste in the face. She stops as the rest of The Nobodies comes rushing down to ringside.  Masked member Celeste lets up as she sees she’s clearly outnumbered.  She jumps the barricade and goes into the crowd as Alexis Staggs checks on Celeste.


The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see the three wrestlers of Team Go in tonight’s Main Event, Krystal Wolfe and the Pride Tag Team Champions Ariana Angelos and HB Carter playing a multiplayer game of Smash Bros. on the Switch when they are approached by Dev.

Krystal: Oh, come on! I was within the boundaries of the arena!

HBCarter: Was being the key word here!

Ariana: I am going to punch this dog!

Dev: Err, guys?

The three Go Gym graduates look up and see Dev, Ari is especially red faced when she realises what she just said on camera.

Ariana: I was talking about a dog in game, not real life!

Dev: Uh huh, can I get your thoughts on tonight’s Main Event?

Carter frowns.

HBCarter: Seriously? You interrupt a perfectly good video game to ask us about...?

Ariana: Carter?

HBCarter: Hm?

Ariana: Remember what Holly says ... frown lines cause wrinkles.

HBCarter: Oh... ohhh!

He blinks and puts on his best and brightest smile, then raises an eyebrow.

HBCarter: That must mean Ronnie Taylor frowns an awful lot when the cameras aren't rolling.

Dev: Carter: 

HBCarter: And once again, we ask and we ask but still can't get that Silicone Barbie doll into the ring for my Ari or Kryssy to take apart! I mean, what do I have to do to Giani to get him to let loose the ties and get her in the ring with either of you? Lick him up and down?

Dev: Carter?

HBCarter: Because I would you know…

Dev: Carter!

HBCarter: What!?

Dev: About the Main Event tonight...?

HBCarter: What about it?

Dev looks to the ladies with a helpless expression.

HBCarter: Hey, come on! We were just talking about Giani and you think I'm NOT going to get distracted?

Dev: But this match you'll be wrestling Eyesnsane…

Carter looks bored.

HBCarter: Yeah…

Dev: Stewart Mason…

Carter yawns.

HBCarter: Been there, done that!

Dev: And Brother David.

HBCarter: .......

Carter gets a lost, dreamy smile on his face.

HBCarter: Yeahhhhhhh!

Ariana and Krystal look at Carter, then at each other.

Krystal: I swear Ari, one of these days, we’re buying him a male prostitute.

Ariana: And I know just the one!

Krystal: Yeah………. wait, what?!

Ariana: Through a friend off course! Totally not because I have been curious about them or anything.

Krystal: First that PornHub tweet and now this!

Ariana: I’m never living that down, am I?

Krystal and Carter: No.

Ariana: As for the Main Event, me and Carter won our last Main Event and we’ll win this one! And with Krystal on our side, we can’t lose!

Krystal: And if those morons from GRIME try anything like they did at Supernova, we’ll be ready for them!

Ariana: I hope so! I don’t want to yell at my bestie again!

Carter reaches into his top and pulls out a tissue and dabs at his eyes with the most obvious fake mournful expression in the history of the human race. He then sniffles and looks at Ari.

HBCarter: Is it David?

Ariana: Is 'who' David?

HBCarter: The male prostitute?

Krystal: Carter! He's straight AND a religious nut!

HBCarter: Well, you know what the difference is between a straight man and a gay man...?

Ariana and Krystal: ... No?

HBCarter: A twelve pack of beer!

Enter mutual face palms by Ariana and Krystal!


We go to the women’s locker room. We see Jenifer and Celeste in front of the camera. Melissa Ruin, and Halo in the background. In the far end we can see Valentina talking to Delia Darling and Mother Mavis with Virgina.

Celeste: Well, I must say, it’s weird standing here without the Underground tite. I knew I couldn’t be the champion forever but I sure as hell tried. Dahlia along with everyone in Team Canada scouted me well. After so many matches facing Dahlia and everyone else in SCU, it was just a matter of time. Dahlia gave me two matches that I’ll never forget.

Jenifer nods as she stands next to Celeste listening on.

Celeste: So now what? Do I go after Dahlia and get a rematch? Well, that’s up to Lexa not me. Truth is, after two losses in a row to Dahlia, why would Lexa make me the top contender? Look around me, Jenifer, look over there, you have Melissa and a former Underground champion in Halo. You have no not Valentina and certainly not Delia Darling. You have Mother Mavis, the list goes on. I can work my way back up like before.

Melissa and Halo walk up to Le Coven.

Melissa: I would take on Dahlia but I have a TV title… The Uncensored Television Championship to take from Angel Trash.

Jenifer points at Halo.

Halo: Ain’t up to me, I ain’t the new boss lady..I mean, I’d take a run at it but spose we gotta wait and see, might not be my turn again yet. What about y’all, Jenifer? You got the best case for a shot, ain’t you? 

Jenifer shakes her head.

Jenifer: Champion de Combat.

Melissa: You’re never gonna get a Combat title match, Every time you do someone attacks you from behind and you don’t get medically cleared.

Celeste: Nurse Loti and Dr. Staggs don’t play around when it comes to making sure we’re 100% before a match.

Jenifer: TV Title.

Melissa: Oh no, I think the Combat title suits you well girl, stick to that.

Halo smirks playfully.

Halo: Aw, come on, y’all ain’t scared of li’l ol Jenifer, is y’all? Y’all could take her.

Melissa: I know I can but no Halo, you ain’t gonna sucker me into that match, she has goals as do I, don’t bait me into losing focus on that.

Celeste: Months ago half of us couldn’t even be in the same room. Some like Delia are still not welcomed but we deal with it. Jenifer gets attacked like Melissa said, Melissa’s sisters got attacked, Halo, Valentina, The good Shepherds, everyone but Delia but fuck her, she don’t count anyways. I said when I was champion that we need to stand together, I may not be the champion anymore but my stance on GRIME is still the same. We ladies needs to stand as one and fight them out of the company once and for all.

Melissa: I have been against GRIME since day one, Angel Trash is too much of a chicken shit to fight for SCU. My sisters were just targets to get to me but they already had my attention, all they did was piss me off.

Jenifer: GRIME ha!

Jenifer says as she finds them to be a big joke.

Melissa: I’m sure Halo is in, Halo loves her a good scrap don’t you?

Halo: Hell yeah!

Celeste: Great, with OTE also standing up to GRIME, SCU has a great chance to finally do it.

Melissa: Enough about GRIME, lets talk about how I plan on beating Angel Trash or how Halo, Kelli and Merlot did a great job with my hairdo. It doesn’t have to be about me but I’d rather us talk about me then GRIME.

Jenifer: Touche.

Halo: How about you stop talkin’ and get ready for your match.

Melissa: Good idea.

Melissa walks away as the camera fade away to Halo and Le Coven talking.


Inside the funhouse of the Jeckel family freakshow, Raisa leans against the wall as Helena rocks back and forth on the floor.

Raisa: You now have to deal with GRIME, regularly, which unfortunately for the SCU roster, it means more destruction and mayhem form the Jeckel family, you saw the dominance of Helena at Supernova, at SCU 68, Mr. Ezra and Mr. Stags will live to regret signing the world nightmare champion against Helena, for she is a living breathing nightmare.

Helena moves close to the camera and smiles.

Helena: Vixen, they don’t like you, and when they don’t like someone it is placed on the hands of the Jeckels to make what they hate to disappear, so that will be you Vixen. Mr. Tad and Mr. Erik, while you have not granted me the opportunity to achieve the World Nightmare Title, you have, unfortunately, sent Ms. Vixen into a fight she will be unable to win.

Ms. Vixen, the hurt you will feel, will never go away, your psyche will never be the same, you see Ms. Vixen, while they may not like you, I do not, but I must do as they ask, hurt you, hurt you, Miss. Vixen until you and the entirety of SCU and GRIME realize that the real fear is the Jeckels, I must hurt you for it is what you deserve Ms. Vixen, I must hurt you, Miss. Vixen, for it’s what I do, I must hurt you, just for the sake of hurting you, I cannot promise it will be void of pain. Ms. Vixen I will pray for you.

Raisa and Helena chant a prayer in Romanian.


Vs

Melissa Ruin vs Angel Kash

The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system

It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard


As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.

Darlyn: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!

Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious

Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.

The SCUTron turns on. We see the Sun Devils football field with the drummers of the school's marching band in the middle of the field making the letters ASU for Arizona State University. The drums goes off twice, with a second pause before going off again twice repeating this process 3 times before the other drums come in. This happens twice before the group starts breaking formation.

The bugle team march onto the field as they begin to play…

ASU Marching band plays their version of Public Service Announcement II by Jay Z.

The Drummers move around as they form the letters SCU. The Bugle team marches in place below the letters making 6 rows underneath. The group breaks up and marches around the field for a bit as they start to slowly make out the name Melissa Ruin…

Darlyn: On the way to the ring she is a two time all American in Lacrosse and Basketball from Arizona State… Melissa Ruin!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: Both women waste no time rushing the other as they meet in the center of the ring. Ruin and Angel go to tie up but Angel quickly grabs Ruin’s arm for a Wristlock, Angel goes for an Elbow Smash but Ruin leans back a bit for Angel to miss. Angel now tosses Ruin with an Armdrag as she releases the Wristlock!

Gena: Ruin does a Kip up to get back to her feet. Angel moves in as Ruin goes for s Dropkick, Angel moves back a bit causing Ruin to miss. Angel tries to grab Ruin but Ruin drops down for a leg sweep. Angel jumps to avoid contact, Ruin gets up as Angel takes two steps closer and quickly Headbutts Ruin!

Chad: Angel goes to grab Ruin for a Side Headlock. Ruin, however, grabs Angel’s waist and lifts her for a Backdrop! Both women get right back up, Angel goes to Ruin but gets kicked in the chest, Angel looks down at her chest and laughs at Ruin!

Gena: Ruin goes to grab Angel but gets kicked in the get, Angel grabs Ruin and drops her with a Single Arm DDT! Angel goes for a cover but gets a one count. Angel gets off of her as both women get up. Angel goes to grab Ruin but gets hit with a Jumping Heel Kick instead!

Chad: Ruin goes for the cover but gets only a one count. Ruin gets up and runs to the ropes as Angel gets up. Ruin bounces off and goes for a dropkick but misses as Angel moves out the way. Angel grabs Ruin from the side and hits a Side Suplex!

Gena: Angel goes for an Elbow drop as Ruin rolls away. Both women get to their feet, Ruin runs over as Angel turns around and times a Pele Kick to Ruin’s head. Ruin falls on her butt sitting up. Angel goes to kick Ruin in the chest but it gets blocked by Ruin who grabs Angel's leg and locks in the Ruin Lock!!! (Anklelock)

Chad: Angel drops as she tries to kick Ruin but misses. Ruin drags Angel to the middle of the ring and drops down as she wraps her legs around Angel keeping her trapped int he middle of the ring. Ruin turns the ankle further as Angel yells tapping out!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn: Your winner of this match by tap out… And your new SCU Uncensored TV Champion!!! Melissa Ruin!!!

Gena: Ref turns to Ruin who still has the Ruin Lock Angel as she yells at Ruin to let go. Ruin ignores the ref as she calls for the bell again. 

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: The ref tries to separate Ruin from Angel but has no luck. More referees come running down from the back trying to get Ruin to release the hold with no luck.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Angel Kash's personal security rush the ring but get held off by the SCU refs.  Lexa comes out with her four security guards. The four rush the ring…

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The four guards stand in front of Angel’s personal security. The refs go back to Melissa Ruin as she keeps twisting Angel’s ankle trying to break it.

The refs grab Melissa’s arms but can’t break the hold. One of the guards comes over and removes the refs from the way. The guard swings around and nails a stiff kick to Melissa's face that causes her to break the hold and lay on the mat dazed. The guards move out the way so that Angel’s personal security can get Angel and remove her from ringside.

Melissa gets to her feet and charges at Angel but gets speared by one of Lexa’s security guards. The referee from the match goes over to speak with Darlyn.

Darlyn: Ladies and gentlemen the referee has reversed her discussion and has DQ’d Melissa Ruin… Still your SCU Uncensored TV Champion… Angel Kash!!!

Angel takes her TV titles as Melissa is held back by the four guards. Melissa tries to headbutt one of the guards but the helmet being worn knocks Melissa out. The guards pick Melissa up to carry her to the back.




Ruby is seen backstage after her match against Light Blue. She’s looking around trying to find Max Burke in anticipation of spending some quality private time with him again when she’s suddenly stopped by an unfamiliar masked G.R.I.M.E member. The person behind the Magenta mask stops just in front of her, not saying a single word as the two stare at one another. Ruby rolls her eyes.

Ruby: Why am I not surprised to find you here? I’m a little busy, so why don’t you just run along back to the hotel. I don’t know how long I will be.

Magenta shakes their head and takes two steps closer to Ruby, their hand reaching out. Magenta places a hand on “Debbi”, the object of her affection quite clear. Ruby pulls “Debbi” back and glares at Magenta angrily.

Ruby: I don’t think so, whore! You don’t touch Debbi unless I say you can touch her. And she doesn’t touch you unless she asks for her. Do you understand?!

Magenta doesn’t say a word, nor does their head move in response. This pisses Ruby off even more and she takes Magenta by the front of her jacket, pulling them in close. She can feel Magenta breathing heavily and she smiles, before spinning them around.

Ruby: On your knees, whore!

Magenta does as they are told without having to be told a second time. As soon as she is on her knees, Ruby takes Debbi and whips her hard across Magenta’s back. It might be slightly padded by the jacket, but it is enough to hurt. Magenta cries out and falls forward on her hands and Ruby then whips her hard across the ass, causing another pained cry.

Ruby: You answer when spoken to, whore. Now, get your ass back to the hotel and stay there. If you dare defy me again, you’ll get so much worse.

Magenta slowly gets back to their feet, turning around to face Ruby. They nod slowly, and Ruby steps forward almost seductively, running her hand down their chest.

Ruby: That is what I thought. I’ll see you later, sexy.

Magenta looks as if she wants to remove the mask, but Ruby stops her.

Ruby: Oooh, no you don’t. That mask doesn’t come off until we’re in private. Nice try, though. Buh-bye, sweetie.

Ruby then steps around Magenta and continues on her way to find Max Burke. Magenta watches her leave before she starts to walk away, albeit very slowly due to the pain she feels from the shot across her ass.


Backstage the members of Team Canada are standing around, Stewart is the first to acknowledge the camera.

Stewart: What’s up SCU and unfortunately GRIME, Supernova, and Summer XXXtreme were great huh, first I rid SCU of Shooter Reed, I guess I wasn’t the only one who hated your stinking guts, and I’m still.

Stewart taps his Combat title.

Dahlia: I have one too, I beat Celeste for the Underground championship, She held it for so long that the screws to the nameplate was stripped so a new title is being made for me as we speak.

Stewart: Speaking of holding titles for so long… The way it's going I may have to retire with this title, but enough about that tonight,  a four-way tag team match featuring four of the top stables in SCU, Over the Edge, Team Go, The Good Shepherds and of course us.

Earl: Everyone knows the history of Eyesnsane and myself, and while we are not familiar with Michi, and Kaos, we’ve studied your matches, and our brilliant strategist has devised a game plan to face.

Stewart: Team Go, you had great success in SCU, but you still have a long ways to go before you reach the status of Earl and Dahlia, they may not currently hold the tag team titles, but they are still the standard by which the tag team wrestling in SCU, SCW, and GRIME are measured.

Dahlia: That’s right, you’ve beaten us, but you know we are still the best, but we respect you, your both good kids and will make the tag team division thrive and we know tonight just like Over the edge you will bring the fight.

Sarah: Good Shepherds, you're probably going to wonder why I addressed you and not Stewart, Earl, or Dahlia, it's simple, I speak on behalf of Earl and Dahlia and me, I’m sure you don’t approve of our lifestyle, but you wouldn’t be the first, we have learned to live with your bigotry, tonight isn’t personal by any means, it just a fight to prove who is the best of the best, and Team Canada has proven that every time they step inside a wrestling ring, tonight we’ll see who is left standing at the final, but since this is Vegas, I’d bet my money on Team Canada, see you all out there and may the best team win.

Vs

Helena Jeckel vs Vixen Staggs

Liam:  The following contest is a GRIME Rules match and is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring from Transylvania, Romania, standing at 5'8" and weighing in at 150lb, she is... Helena Jeckel!!!

Smoke and fire cover the stage Raisa emerges from the flames and smokes followed the Jeckels, she leads them to the ring, they walk slowly, Helena slides under the ropes, Jake steps through the ropes and sits in the corner, Jack leans through the ropes, placing his hands on Jack's shoulders, Helena sits by the ropes and rocks back and forth.

The haunting opening notes of Joke’s on You begin to fill the venue as the lights lower to a crimson light that plays over the ramp where Vixen Staggs can be seen standing at the entrance dressed in dark tights and crimson halter under a studded black leather jacket.  Walking to the beat, her lips smirking slightly as she avoids the reach of the crowd until she reaches ringside.  Stopping at the side of the ring, she reaches up and pulls herself onto the apron and turns to offer a cocky salute to the fans before sliding between the ropes.

Liam:  Introducing from Ottawa Ontario, she is the current World Nightmare Champion Vixen STAGGS!

Vixen climbs the turnbuckle to slowly peel off the leather jacket and hang it from the ringpost.  She turns and relaxes on the top turnbuckle as she waits for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob:  Vixen grabs Helena, but Helena pokes her in the eye.  She flings Vixen to the ropes and then Clothesline’s her outside.

Ada:  Helena goes outside and picks Vixen up.  Vixen shoves her into the ringpost and then begins choking her.  She kicks Vixen in the gut and then hits a Drop Toe Hold.

Rob:  Right into the ringpost!  Vixen holds onto her head as Helena pulls a belt out of her bottoms and begins whipping Vixen across the back.

Ada:  Vixen crawls under the ring and Helena goes under after her.  Vixen comes out the other side with the dented fire extinguisher with Omasa’s blood still on the side.

Rob:  She shakes it, and as Helena comes out, Vixen sprays her in the face with it.  As Helena chokes and coughs, Vixen sizes up the cloud.

Ada:  Vixen hits a Yakuza Kick to Helena and then drops her with a Whirlybird Headscissor Takedown.  She taunts Helena as she looks down her back at the welts forming.

Rob:  Vixen grabs Helena by the back of the head and throws her over the ring steps.  She then stands on top of the steps.  Helena jumps up and Dropkicks the steps.

Ada:  Vixen trips up and falls over, hitting her head on the steps.  Helena holds her side, but picks Vixen up.  She hits a Cradle DDT.  She picks up the top ring step.

Rob:  She drops it down at Vixen, but she dodges.  Vixen gets to her feet, they both tie up.  Vixen backs Helena against the apron, but Helena hits a Headbutt.

Ada:  Helena rolls Vixen inside of the ring.  She doesn’t bother getting inside as she latches on The Devil's Whisper (Mandible Claw)!  Vixen struggles to get out of it.

Rob:  She shakes her head back and forth as Helena pushes down.  Vixen slowly stops moving, and the referee raises and drops her arm three times!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner via submission… Helena Jeckel!!!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Rob:  Nobody saw that coming!  Helena laughs as she points at Vixen.  She hits an elbow to the top of Vixen’s head for good measure.

The referee chases her back a few steps, but she continues to admire her handiwork.  She then slowly steps backward, enjoying the sight of the champ still laid out, blinking at the ceiling in disbelief.


The scene opens to a GRIME mask, lit up and glowing purple, next to a ringing alarm. A mess of blonde hair appears in the corner of the shot as an arm reaches out to slap the alarm into silence.

Royal Purple: Ughhhh my head…

As the girl swings her legs out of the bed, her face obscured by the darkness of the room, the crashing of glass bottles underfoot explains the sore head. A second female voice can be heard out of shot.

??: You're not even booked *BEEP* why are you going in?

Royal Purple: What the *BEEP* did I tell you about real names? I knew it was a mistake letting you come.

She pulls the GRIME mask over her face before standing, her legs wobbly underfoot as she stops still for a moment before falling over.

??: Sorry ROYAL PURPLE. Couldn't you have picked blue or something?

Royal Purple: Cadet Blue was already taken.

??: Sucks. You get to play second fiddle AND you don't even get a good colour.

Royal Purple: Not this again...I'd be nothing without them…

??: But you were a champion without h-

Royal Purple: And I'll be nothing again if we carry on like this...we need to go to AA meetings or something, BOTH of us.

??: What if I don't want to?

Royal Purple: Then...don't be here when I get back. I've gotta go…

Head bowed, and with no more words exchanged Royal Purple pulls on a black hoody, black jeans, and black boots, making her way out of the hotel room and towards the arena.


Beware by Big Pun plays as Dax appears on the stage followed by Mickey, Michi, and Kaos and finally Eyesnsane, who has something over his shoulder comes out while they all stand on the stage for a moment.  They are all wearing “OTE” shirts and blues jeans as they head to the ring.  Mickey pulls a microphone from out of his back pocket and hands it to Eyesnsane.

Eyesnsane: For weeks you all have seen people flip from SCU to GRIME.  You continue to see masks on, and you have seen some of them come off.  Now at Supernova, you all saw what I like to call addition by subtraction.  GRIME’s loss is very much Over the Edge’s gain.  So without further of me with the blah, blah, blah.  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, little childrens and babies.  Allow me to introduce the newest member of Over the Edge.  Mrs. Right!

Beware by Big Pun plays again as Mrs. Right walks out onto the stage wearing small black shorts and a matching sports top.  She makes a few poses while flexing her muscles for the fans and heads down to the ring.  She climbs the stairs and steps in the ring between the ropes and Eyesnsane hands her what turns out to be a OTE t shirt he had over his shoulder.  She holds it up against herself for a moment as Eyesnsane hands her the microphone.

Mrs Right: I am not one who is big on speeches.  Let me just say first, thank you all for believing in me.  Eyesnsane, Dax, I have to hand it to guys, you were right.  You knew that GRIME would jump at the opportunity to get me in the fold.  But I have to say, I’m glad the mask is off and that I get to have this homecoming and join Over the Edge.  I want all of you to know I’m not going to let you guys down.  I am going to do everything I can to help us prove that we are the greatest collection of stars in this company.

The group claps their hands for her as she hands the microphone to Eyesnsane.  Eyesnsane takes the microphone and motions to Michi and Kaos as they each stand on either side of him. Mrs. Right puts the t shirt on.

Eyesnsane:  Now you all are in for a real treat tonight as you will get to see the three of us represent Over the Edge in tag match calamity.  We will provide you with thrills, chills, hell we will throw some people in the crowd and cause spills.  Most importantly you all are going to get another friendly reminder of why we are the best in the business.

Michi starts shadow boxing throwing a few punches then ends with a high jumping roundhouse kick.

Kaos: Michi is ready to get this started. Hell we all are. SCU, you’re looking at the best thing going, GRIME Wrestling, they may as well hand us Max Burke’s title because OTE is your worst Nightmare!

Eyesnsane: Speaking of which... To everybody, with a title.  GRIME or SCU, it does not matter who you rep.  Hold your titles close, keep them shined up real nice and take a look at each one of these faces.  Because ready or not, we are coming for ya.

Eyesnsane drops the microphone.  As the music plays once again they hype up the crowd and stay in the ring to get ready to start the main event match. The crowd pops for them chanting OTE…..



Vs

Vs

Vs


Main Event
OTE vs Team Canada vs Team GO vs Good Shepherds
Eyesnsane, Michi, and Kaos vs Stewart Mason, Earl Lockyer, and Dahlia Rotten vs H.B. Carter, Ariana Angelos and Krystal Wolfe vs Mother Mavis, Virginia Putman, and Brother David

Darlyn:  The following Main Event contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a Faction Fight, where one member from each faction will be inside of the ring at a time!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Darlyn:  On their way to the ring next, they are the team of Earl Lockyer, Underground Champion Dahlia Rotten, and Combat Champion Stewart Mason… Team Canada!!!

Earl and Dahlia step on the stage with Stewart by their side, Earl Kneels on the stage as Dahlia paces back and forth behind him, they walk to the ring Earl leaps from the floor to the ring apron, Dahlia slides under the ropes, Stewart climbs the steps and enters with Earl, Dahlia leans through the ropes with a smirk on her face as Earl leans over the ropes.

Darlyn:  And next… from Tulsa, OK, they are the team of Mother Mavis, Brother David, and Sister Virginia, and they represent the Church of the Good Shepherds!!!

“Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum plays as a white flash of light comes over the stage.  Brother David comes out with the Good Book in his hand.  He reads aloud as he preaches to the audience.  Virginia holds his arm as Mavis nods her head and raises her hands in the air to praise “Him”.  They walk down to the ring, continuing to read.  David puts the book on the ring steps.  Mavis walks up them, and David helps Virginia onto the apron.  He pulls himself up.  Once they’re all on the apron, they step inside together.  They take their corner, judging OTE and Team Canada with glares.

“Fortune Favors the Bold” begins to play and Carter steps through the curtains, holding an ankle length, sleeveless black robe closed in front of him.  Ariana and Krystal step out next to him.  They look to one another before he whips open the robe, revealing his ring attire of a printed belly t, booty shorts and thigh high boots. He holds one hand behind his head while running the other hand down his body while grinding his hips to the music.

Darlyn: Representing the GO Gym, they are Krystal Wolfe and Pride Tag Team Champions Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos… Team GO!!!

Carter drops the robe to the stage and runs toward the ring, as Ariana and Krystal joins him, all slapping hands offered out to them all around the ringside area. Carter then hops up onto the ring apron in a split and slides beneath the bottom rope as Krystal and Ariana slide in under the ropes. He crawls seductively on all fours until he arrives in front of Brother David.  He blows him a kiss.  He goes to their corner to meet up with Ari and Krystal. He pulls himself up and then lays across the top corner, awaiting the start of the match.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  And the crowd is on fire as Brother David, Earl, Helluva Bottom Carter, and Kaos start the match off inside of the ring!

Chad:  They eye each other down, waiting to find a sign of weakness.  They approach the center of the ring from four of the six corners.

Gena:  Carter kicks David in the gut as Earl and Kaos throw fists at one another.  Carter goes for the ropes, coming off with a Bicycle Kick looking move…

Brrrrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

”This is not a test. This is your WGN broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Purge sanctioned by the G.R.I.M.E. Wrestling. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. SCU officials and medical team have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all attacks, will be allowed until the end of Sin City Underground programming. Emergency medical services will be unavailable until the Purge concludes. Blessed by our new WGN Head of Standards and Practices.  SCU, a federation reborn. May God be with you all.”

The lights in the venue are down as we see the mask colors of Gold, Indigo, Cyan, Sea Green, Yellow, Cadet Blue, Orchid, Celeste, Pakistan Green, Jade, and Light Blue spread across the stage.

Chad:  Oh, what the hell is this about?  Go rain on somebody else’s parade!

“American Landfill” by 3TEETH starts to play over the speakers as white lights flash upon the stage to show off Dying Breed, The Jeckels, Max Burke, The Monstimals, Omasa, Hitamashii, Jacob Johnson, Javier Gonzalez, Eric Weaver, Jerry Cann, Andrey Azarov, Jim the Clown, Rory Rockefeller, Sister Esther, Ruby, Queen of Apathy, Piper Beckett, Vixen and Kittie all standing behind the masked members.

Gena:  That’s basically the entire GRIME roster! This doesn’t look good…

Just then, former GRIME GM, Tad Ezra comes walking out with the new GRIME GM, Gianni Di Luca.  Angel of Filth is walking beside them with a microphone in her hand.

Filth:  Hello all my filthies!  Did ya miss me?

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOO!!!

Filth:  Fuck me… That’s the warmest reception I think I’ve ever gotten. Looks like winning the Mayhem Survival 4 match gets you all kinds of perks.

Filth pulls a bag from her back.  She struggles with the zipper for a second, maintaining the microphone.  She finally unzips the bag and reaches inside.  She pulls out a wad of cash.  She sniffs it and then sighs into the microphone.

Filth:  Ahhhhh… That smells like twenty G’s!  I can only imagine what each of you could do with this money.  And, I am an angel afterall, so…

Filth rears her arm back, ready to toss the money out into the crowd.  Social distancing goes by the wayside for a minute as people gather for handouts.  But then, Filth laughs and puts the money back into the bag.

Filth:  Yeah right!  I’m going to blow this on skanky Vegas strippers and one epic fucking house party!  Get outta here.

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOO!!!

Filth flips the crowd off as the new GM of GRIME takes the microphone.

Gianni:  Now that ya all got what ya came here to see, tawkin’ to the winner of the Mayhem Survival who gave us the right for fifty-fifty bookings, lemme throw some of the boring tidbits at ya.

Gianni, Tad, and Filth begin walking down to the ring.  The entire roster of GRIME follows after them.  They get to the head of the ring, and the roster begins to surround it.  Gianni stays at the head of the ring, looking at the 12 competitors inside of the ring, all watching their backs.

Gianni:  Tonight was the first night that we got to see them fifty-fifty bookings hard at work.  We got to see Piper Beckett defeat Indigo.  Jim the Clown picked up his first victory against Jacob Johnson, who redeemed himself when he, Jerry Cann, and The Monstimals defeated the Dying Breed.  Helena Jeckel was victorious over Vixen. Omasa brutalized Cadet Blue… All in all, it was a taste of what’s to come.

Chad:  Would somebody shut him up, or at least make him get to the point?

Gianni:  Fifty-fifty booking.  Now, that’s a concept.  But it’s one that SCU don’t seem to understand!  Let me be clear.  Ya can’t book a 12 person tag team match for the Main Event and think that’s split down the fawkin’ middle, bro.  It don’t work that way.  Especially if GRIME don’t even make up one of these factions!

GRIME:  YEAHHHHHH!!!

Gianni looks like he’s getting heated as he goes red in the face.  Tad requests the microphone, and Gianni gives it.

Tad:  Ahem!  Are you listening?  As your WGN liaison, with some bullshit title that’s just too damn long to remember, something about Standards and Practices… Yada yada…

Tad pauses, further drawing out the tension from inside of the ring as everyone SCU gathers inside of the ring.

Tad:  You can go ahead and consider this Main Event canceled, ladies and gentlemen.  It is in clear violation of the rules. This. Match. Is. Not. Happennnnnnninnnnnggggg…

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tad holds one of his ears, as if the deafening boom of booing suddenly made him go deaf.  He then shakes his head and continues.

Tad:  Now, I’m not an unreasonable man.  Far from it.  So, what I’m giving you in return for wasting your hopes on seeing this shit show of a match?  How about a good old fashioned purge…

Tad drops the microphone and takes a few steps back as Filth, Javi, Hitamashii, Cyan, Gold, Omasa, Esther, Apathy, Kittie, Ruby, Andrey, and Rory immediately slide inside of the ring.  There are twenty four people in the ring, brawling like mad.  Jerry and Eric begin throwing everything not bolted down to the inside of the ring.  Melissa Ruin, Kelli Torres, Halo Annis, Merlot Ayano, Dax Beckett, Mickey Carroll, Tim and Alexis Staggs, Kris Ryans, Connor Murphy, Coby Quik, and the Fox Brothers bolt from the backstage area and all hell breaks loose around ringside.

Chad:  I’d like to see the new security team deal with this.  Shit, I’d like to see a SWAT team deal with this!

Omasa and Michi are brawling back and forth while Rory takes Brother David by the hair.  Tim and Cyan come to blows, while Coby Quik fights off Yellow and Gold with a steel chair.  Halo and Esther punch each other with everything they’ve got, while Merlot and Apathy battle it out with a variety of kicks.  Alexis and Vixen have a very much needed exchanging of fists, while Jerry and Dax battle it out.  Mickey and Jacob duel with baseball bats.  Melissa and Kelli take on Light Blue and Indigo, knocking them to the ground and punching the shit out of them.

Gena:  Is it bad that I’m rather enjoying this?

Coby bashes Yellow over the head with the chair.  He turns around and catches Cyan with the chair from out of nowhere.  Coby runs at Rory Rockefeller and tosses the chair at him, nailing a precision Dropkick!  He then rolls Andrey up into an Inverted Sharpshooter.  Andrey tries to get out of the hold, and Jacob comes rushing over to try to save him, but Kris Ryans catches him with a Superkick out of nowhere.  Connor then grabs Gold and they begin fighting out into the crowd.

Chad:  I almost can’t keep up with all of this!

Merlot and Queen come crashing into each other with a stop sign and a trash can lid respectively, and they both go down.  Kelli and Melissa have Indigo and Cadet Blue down on the ground, hitting them with mounted punches with chains wrapped around their fists.  Mother Mavis and Virginia are trading brutal but effective slaps with Kittie and Ruby, while Ariana and Krystal are in a vicious hair pulling contest with Filth and Piper.  Mrs Right appears through the mess and she picks up masked member Jade and gets her into a Military Press Slam position.  Jade slides down behind Right and sends a knee to the small of her back.  She picks up a 2x4 and slams it over Right’s back.

Gena:  Not that I agree necessarily, but that’s what you get when you’re a traitor… is what GRIME’s thinking, I mean.

The Monstimals have the Fox Brothers cornered inside of the ring, hammering away at them as they yip and fire back.  The Jeckels and Team Canada are locked up tightly in the middle of the ring, jockeying for position until Helena hits Dahlia with a Poison Mist.  Jack and Jake mimic this and get Stewart and Earl in the eyes.  With Team Canada stunned, The Jeckels rush them into the ropes.  Jack gets Earl with a Back Body Drop onto a trash can.  Jake gets Stewart with a Sidewalk Slam over a cinder block.  And right on top of a step ladder, Helena hits a DDT on Dahlia.  They lick their green lips and laugh as they admire their work.

Chad:  That was sick how the Jeckels took out Team Canada like that, and it shows their cheap tactics! And what’s this?

The Dying Breed come colliding with Jacob and Jerry, fighting their own as they clobber them from behind.  They climb on top of them and begin firing away punch after punch.  Javi and Eric grab onto Helluva Bottom Carter and send him to the ropes.  Carter slides between Javi and Eric with a Baseball Slide to the back of Sea Green’s head.  However, Javi and Eric lift him back up into a Powerbomb, and drop him outside of the ring, and onto Brother David and Eyesnsane.  As they raise their arms up in the air, Coby Quik comes out of nowhere and cracks the chair over the back of Javi’s head.  As Eric turns around, Coby kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT!

Gena:  That’s how you hand it to GRIME!!!

Kelli and Melissa are pulled off of Indigo and Cadet Blue by masked members Celeste and Orchid.  They begin to brawl back and forth as they find their way into the crowd.  Omasa and Michi are both busted open at the mouth, but they are fighting like their lives depend on it, kicks, punches, blocks, anything goes!  Mrs Right has recovered enough to grab the 2x4 out of Jade’s hand and she snaps it in half over her knee.  She clobbers Jade with each half before jabbing her in the gut.  She hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb onto Jade, laying her out on the ground.  She turns around and grabs Esther and does a Double Arm Chokeslam to her.  Apathy jumps on her back and clubs her chest with one arm while choking her with the other.  Right does a Snapmare to Apathy and begins choking her out right there on the ground! Ruby cracks her whip across Right’s back, and Right lets go, but it’s too late for Apathy as she’s out.  Ruby slaps her whip across Right’s chiseled abs, but it seems to have little effect.  Ruby purses her lips and goes for Right’s face, but Right grabs it from her hand and throws it right at Ruby.

Chad:  I’m sure you’re taking back what you said about traitors now…

Dying Breed continue to pound on Jerry and Jacob until they notice Dax and Mickey coming their direction.  They are then backed up by Hitamashii, and the three charge at them, surrounding them and circling as they punch.  Max Burke breaks a beer bottle over the top of Kaos’ head, and then drops him down with a DDT onto the glass remnants.  He takes Tim Staggs and throws him right into the barricade, toppling it over.  He’s like an unstoppable machine until he comes face to face with a chair wielding Coby Quik.  They stare each other down for a minute until Max picks up a chair of his own, and they start battling it out.  Vixen and Alexis are up on the stage, nearly catfighting.  In a moment of desperation, Vixen hits a Belly to Belly Suplex, and her and Alexis fly off the stage and onto an equipment box!  Part of the lighting goes out as a result.

Gena:  Holy fuck!  Talk about a family feud!

Chad:  Looks like we’re out of time anyway. We’ll hopefully see you next week, if we even have a roster then!

After cameras switch around to watch the mayhem and violence take over, we fade out to the sound of the sirens going off once more, and the ending purge speech fills the soundspace.

”This concludes your weekly Purge.  Emergency and medical services are back online.  We thank you for your participation.  Blessed by our new WGN Head of Standards and Practices.  SCU, a federation reborn. May God be with you all.”