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SCU Underground Ep. 61 (Results)
« on: June 01, 2020, 05:30:15 AM »

>SCU Ep 61 Tag Team Night May 31st 2020

Show opens with Donna Beauchamp looking at the camera from her office. She has a microphone in her hand wearing black pants and a Into The Void shirt as she sits on top of a work desk.

Donna: One week from now, SCW will host Into The Void. Everything has been set in place for all the champions in SCW and SCU as to who they will face that night but one champion, SCU Underground Champion Celeste North.

I know Alexis feels cheated, as does Valentina from her last title opportunity. Some feel that they should be facing Celeste for one reason or another. So I talked to Celeste and explained to her that I had a few names in mind. I wanted her opinion on her next opponent.

After a short talk it was clear who her opponent should be at Into The Void. This coming Sunday, Underground Champion will take on… Valentina…! Alexis Staggs…! Grime Wrestlers… Helena Jeckel! And, Cadet Blue!

Donna pauses for dramatic effect before shuffling papers on her desk.

Donna:  On to other things. As you all know, after Into The Void, the next SCW big show is Summer XXXTreme. That means that the week before is SCU’s biggest night, Supernova 4. So will we be on a boat or not July 26 for Supernova…? As of right now, no, for now the Golden Ring Casino will house the event.

As in the past, Supernova will see 30 of SCU’s wrestlers go at it in a 30 wrestler Mayhem Survival. Which SCU star will win and be crowned Mayhem Survivor? Who will have their name in the record books next to SCW Hall Of Famer Mercedes Vargas, SCW Internet Champion Austin James Mercer and SCU TV Champion Merlot Ayano?

Donna stops for a second and takes a breath before moving along.

Donna: The next show following Into The Void will be a mens only show. The last time we did a show like this was Ladies Night. Tonight is a night for Tag Team wrestling, so at SCU Ep 62, the Men will get to shine and give the fans one hell of a show. As always, all women wrestlers and staff, including, valet, and managers will not be allowed in the back, they may attend as fans alongside the SCW stars and other staff personnel.

Well, that’s it for now, now lets begin with tonights opening match, the Hardcore Tag Team Championship!

Donna points out of the room as the camera switches to ringside.


Opening Match
Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Kawaii Dragons vs Lucha Party and Alex Rush

Darlyn:  The following Falls Count Anywhere contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships!

“Gimme Chocolate” plays over the speakers as Winter rushes down to the ring.  She slides inside and goes over to the furthest corner.  Referee Jade Pham is inside of the ring, and she gives Winter a rundown of the rules, while she nods her head and tells her to get on with it.  We then see Tatsu backstage, rolling her neck and stretching.

“Let’s Get Rocked” plays over the speakers as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Alex circles around the ring as Winter goes with him.  She avoids a tie up attempt as she seems to be biding her time.

Gena:  Alex tries once more, but Winter rolls through and slides outside of the ring.  She pulls out a Kawaii Stick and points it at Alex, who holds his hands up.

Chad:  He steps back as Winter slowly walks backward up the ramp.  Alex follows after her, waiting for her to get distracted enough, but the moment doesn’t come.

Gena:  Winter swings the stick, but Alex dodges it.  She tries to go for a backward slash, but Alex drops down to avoid it.  Winter then drops the stick and calls for the camera to switch angles.

Chad:  We go back to the parking lot where we see Tatsu holding out her hands, practically shoveling sushi into a very sleepy rhino’s mouth!

Gena:  Lucha Rhino settles onto the ground, and Tatsu rubs his belly, getting right of the empty bento boxes.

Chad:  She seems to be singing a Japanese lullaby to her opponent, who sighs softly before drifting off to sleep.  Tatsu waves her hand in front of his face a few times.

Gena:  She continues to whisper the lullaby until we hear the rhino begin to snore.  Tatsu dives onto his stomach and goes for the… cover?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners and NEW Hardcore Tag Team Champions… The Kawaii Dragons!!!

Tatsu jumps off of the rhino and jumps up and down as Winter comes rushing through the doors.  She hands Tatsu one of the titles, and they hug and jump up and down as “Gimme Chocolate” plays over the speakers.  Tatsu looks into the camera and lowers her voice as she says…

Tatsu:  BITCHES!!!

The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see Australian Go Gym Graduate Krystal Wolfe walking down the hallways of the Staggs Dungeon glancing down at her phone as she does, she pockets the phone after a few minutes and shakes her head.

Krystal: How do you forget to include someone’s surname in a card preview? It’s not like I signed up under just “Krystal” or anything!

Krystal mutters to herself before glancing up and grinning as she spots her tag team partner for tonight Coby Quik just down the hall and jogs up to catch up with him.

Krystal: Coby Quik, right? Hope your looking forward to this match as much as I am!

Coby jumps a little, clearly startled by the sudden appearance of his tag partner. He pulls his headphones off of his head and allows them to hang around his neck. He raises a hand up to his chest, feeling his heart rate accelerate from the scare.

Coby: I was going to say I was excited, but now I'm not sure that covers it.

He takes a deep breath and pulls himself back together. The smile on his face is enough to show there was no hard feelings.

Coby: I have seen what you can do out there. As long as I can hold up my end, I feel like we got this.

Krystal: Sorry I didn’t mean to scare you but your right, as long as you hold up your end of the bargain, we should have this in the bag.

Krystal adds before checking her phone again after getting a new notification.

Krystal: Sweet! New subscriber for my YouTube Channel and the Content ID Claim on one of my older videos has been lifted!

Krystal says with a fist bump before glancing up at Coby.

Krystal: Sorry, again, just got distracted by YouTube stuff, have you checked out my channel by any chance?

Coby nods.

Coby: I checked it out after you were announced as my partner. I knew you could handle yourself in the ring from sitting out in the crowd and watching. Figured I should check out the channel to see how you were outside of all this....

Coby pauses, leaving her hanging for a second instead of immediately letting her in on his conclusions.

Coby: I like that you don't try too hard to fit into anyone's box. You seem to be unapologetically who you are at all times. That's something I can get behind. I have had some pretty uptight partners in the past. You'll actually be one of the better ones.

Krystal: Thanks, I appreciate it, early on, I decided that I wasn’t going to hide behind some fake persona on that YouTube Channel and basically play those games as myself, off course the fact that I didn’t get into gaming until I was eighteen meant that I missed a lot of classic titles and when I fo play those classics for the YouTube Channel, I’m literally playing them blind.

Coby: ...and people are always down to check out people playing the classics. Especially with fresh eyes.

Krystal: Well that… and the YouTube channel was the only thing keeping the lights on at my home after the pandemic hit so it’s not all that bad!

Krystal admits before grinning a bit.

Krystal: And it wouldn’t have been so successful if I hadn’t decided to do a randomized nuzlocke run on Pokémon Fire Red, granted I did get a little bit lucky when I got an Articuno for one of my starters but that luck went out the window when that Articuno died to Brock’s Moltress.

Coby attempts to respond, but as the duo turn the corner, they are approached by Dev.

Dev: Sorry to interrupt guys but I wanted to interview you about the upcoming Mixed Tag Team Match against Veronica Taylor and Andrew Borg.

Coby handles the interruption well. A smile spreads across his face, and he quickly shifts gears from their casual chat to focusing on their match.

Coby: Andrew Borg has been around SCU forever, and it is going to be great to step into the ring with someone that has had such an established run in the company. I mean, I'm not necessarily a fan, but I can respect the guy's talent.

He looks over to Krystal with the same smile on his face.

Coby: Then again, all I really have to do is keep him busy, right? I can do that, and I definitely got the better partner. Krystal is going to have no trouble with Veronica Taylor.

Dev: Coby Quik sounds confident in his partner, but how do you like your chances, Krystal?

Krystal: Veronica has been in SCW for as long as I can remember but what has she accomplished in that time? A handful of Roulette Title reigns? A couple of Tag Title reigns?

Krystal asks rhetorically before shaking her head.

Krystal: And the same can be said of her Underground Title reign, the most she’s been able to accomplish is a couple of fluke wins and I seem to remember her losing to a nineteen year old Go Gym Graduate in her rookie year! Unfortunately for Vero, Ari may be good but I’m better and tonight she’ll be struck down by “Down Under Thunder” Krystal Wolfe.

Dev tries to ask another question, but Coby cuts her off before she can get a word in.

Coby: Tonight, we get to see two people from the best gyms SCW has to offer team up against two people that are never going to be able to function together as a team. Veronica is only ever out for herself. That's not going to work tonight, and she and Andrew are going to be in for a wakeup call if they think it's going to be all smooth sailing just because we are newcomers.

Coby laughs at the thought of the two of them being outmatched.

Coby: Underestimating us is just the beginning of how they lose this match. We are ready to prove that we belong here.

Dev tries to cut in again, but Coby leaves her only enough of a pause to start to open her mouth before he tosses his catchphrase at her.

Coby: ...and that's what's up!

Dev walks off and Krys and Coby resume talking as the scene fades.


Pride Tag Team Match
Coby Quik and Krystal vs Andrew Borg and Veronica Taylor

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is under Pride Tag Team Rules!

The first bit of "Welcome to the World" plays through the PA. With each beat, gold lights flash from the top of the stage, bouncing around the arena before finally focusing on the area of the stage between the curtains. Coby steps out onto the stage in his black boxing trunks. His hands are taped and down at his sides. The gold trim on his trunks shine extra bright when the lights hit them. Cheers fill the arena. The camera focuses in on Coby and catches a wide smile grow on his face as he starts to move down the ramp.

Darlyn:  Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 168lb, he is… Coby Quik!!!

Coby doesn't stick to the middle of the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as he moves down the ramp to the ring. He gets to the end of the ramp and hops up on the apron of the ring. Coby turns his back to the ring before wrapping his arms around the top rope and bouncing his feet on the bottom rope, flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring. He takes a few steps towards the center of the ring and waits for his opponent to come down the ramp.

The guitar intro to “When Destinies Align” by Lovebites hits the speakers and Krystal makes her way onto the entrance ramp wearing a black t-shirt with the words “Critical Hit” companied with a D20 that has landed on a Natural Twenty over her ring gear.

Darlyn: Aaaaand his partner, from Adelaide, Australia, Krystal Wolfe!

Krystal makes her way down the ramp whilst occasionally slapping hands with the fans before she rolls into the ring and poses for the fans, as her music fades she removes her shirt and hands it to a ring attendant as she waits for her opponent.

Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.

Liam: And their opponents, first… From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!

Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. As, Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.

Andrew Borg’s theme begins playing over the speakers as Andrew Borg walks out to the stage. He looks down to the ring and then rushes down at full speed to the ring. He slides inside of the ring and immediately goes on the attack.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Coby and Andrew start the match off.  They immediately go to blows as Andrew leads Coby off to the corner. He ducks underneath a swing!

Gena:  He lfts Coby back into a High Angle Suplex into the turnbuckle. Coby holds onto his side as Borg goes to work on his midsection with kicks and punches.

Chad:  Borg goes for a Spinning kick, but Coby grabs onto his leg and trips him up.  He gets him in a Sharpshooter, but Borg uses his strength to get to the ropes for the break.

Gena:  Coby lets up and lifts Borg up to his feet.  He sends Borg into the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a Sleeperhold.

Chad:  Borg tries to power out of it, but Coby goes with Borg’s jerking movements to hold on tightly.  Borg reaches for Veronica, but Coby pulls him back.

Gena:  Coby rolls with another jerk, only this time, Borg tags in Veronica.  Coby runs his hands over his head because he knows he has to tag in Krystal now.

Chad:  Tag is made, and Krystal eagerly gets inside.  She meets up with Veronica in the center, but Veronica Spears her into the ropes.  Krystal goes through, but holds on.

Gena:  Krystal stands up and looks very unhappy. Veronica gulps as Krystal gets back inside. Veronica ducks out of the ring, and the chase is on.


Chad:  Veronica dumps over the ring steps in front of Krystal, who trips only slightly as Veronica dives back inside of the ring.  Krystal grabs her ankle and pulls her right back outside.


Gena:  She floors Veronica and then climbs on top of Veronica and begins pummeling her, shouting at her.  Veronica pokes her in the eyes and attempts to get back inside.


Chad:  Krystal grabs her ankle and trips her up.  She rolls in and out to reset the count.  She flings Veronica right into the barricade, and then bounces her head off the apron.


Gena:  As Krystal goes for another crack of the skull, Veronica reverses it and hits Krystal with the move.  She rolls inside and tags Andrew Borg back in.

Chad:  Krystal can’t believe it.  She takes her time getting near her corner, getting inside to make the tag to Coby.  Coby gets back in and ducks a Clothesline from Borg.

Gena:  He hits a chop to Borg’s chest and then backs him into the ropes.  He Irish Whip’s him to the ropes and looks for a Drop Toe Hold.

Chad:  Borg goes down and Coby Quik-ly comes over with a Rear Facelock.  Borg starts to rise, but Coby wrenches the neck.  Veronica starts to get inside of the ring, prompting Krystal to get in.

Gena:  Krystal chases Veronica out of the ring again, and they go around a few times.  Veronica rolls inside of the ring, and Krystal follows.  The referee stops Krystal, who argues with him.

Chad:  Veronica capitalizes by pulling a mirror from her top and cracking Coby with it.  As Coby is stunned, Borg breaks free and gets behind Coby, locking on Yes You Can! (Taz Mission)!

Gena:  The submission expert tries to get free, but Borg latches on strong.  He can’t be shaken off.  Coby goes for the ropes, but Borg brings him down to the mat.

Chad:  Coby kicks his feet, trying to get to the ropes, but Veronica kicks his feet away each time.  Krystal shouts at the referee to do his job.

Gena:  Coby fades, and the referee checks on him, raising his arms three times before calling for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… Andrew Borg and Veronica Taylor!!!

Veronica quickly gets down from the apron as Krystal charges at her.  Andrew Borg’s theme music plays as Borg lets go of Coby Quik.  He basks in the celebration of the moment, looking down at Coby for just a moment, giving a nod for the fight he put up.

Shortly before his tag team match with Cordelia Clark against Jamie Staggs and Kelli Torres, O’Malley is seen backstage at the Staggs Dungeon. O’Malley is leaning against the wall, his arms folded. Darcy is holding the Golden Briefcase, and she’s speaking quietly to him as he glares ahead angrily. When his eyes peel away from hers, the camera pans back to see Dev Khatri approaching them. Darcy grins.

Darcy: least it’s not Ms. Henry this time. But a nosey reporter nonetheless.

Dev: Yeah, it was supposed to be Marissa, but after last week, she needed a break from your PDA’s. I have no problem with it, so I jumped at the chance.

Darcy rolls her eyes and O’Malley stands up straight, pushing himself away from the wall.

Darcy: Of course you did. No doubt you enjoy spying on people during their most private moments. Sorry to disappoint you, but we only did that to get under her skin. What do you want, Mr. Khatri?

Dev: Well, last week you said on Twitter O’Malley wasn’t happy about being booked in our tag team show tonight. You made it seem like he wasn’t going to have any part of it, but you’re here anyway. What changed your mind?

Darcy grins. She and O’Malley look at each other, and he looks to his other side at a chair next to him. He then drops down and takes a seat.

Darcy: He hasn’t. You see, we’ve given it a lot of thought this entire week. O’Malley has gone back and forth with the decision, but he’s made up his mind. Teaming with someone he doesn’t even know...doesn’t trust? He’s not doing it. He’ll be sitting this one out. Ms. Clark will just have to handle this one herself…

Dev looks surprised and he looks at O’Malley, waiting for any sign they are joking. But O’Malley’s dark and brooding demeanor says otherwise.

Dev: Wait...what? You’re serious? You’re going to sit out a match you’re booked in? Why?

Darcy: The answer is quite simple. We’ve simply realized that SCU rewards laziness. O’Malley has no idea who Cordelia is, and he doesn’t want to know. He’s not interested in tag team wrestling, but he gets thrown into one. Mark Cross seems to enjoy them. Why not choose him? This whole show is a joke. He wants no part of it.

Dev laughs and rolls his eyes.

Dev: Seems like you’re both being hypocrites at the moment, but hey. Your decision. Good luck defending that decision though. Have fun being lazy…

Darcy and O’Malley are both less than pleased with Dev’s response. O’Malley stands up quickly and tries to get at Dev as he walks away, but Darcy places both hands on his chest and holds him back.

Darcy: Don’t. It’s not worth a possible suspension. We know what we are doing, so just sit down, and relax…

O’Malley looks into her eyes and slowly sinks back down into the chair. Darcy smiles down at him as she sits in his lap, and the scene fades away.


Tag Team Match
theFAME vs Dax and Mickey

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of Donovan Rayne and Bentley Black… theFAME!!!

The lights in the arena dim, as the crowd grows silent with anticipation. Suddenly, the  synth heavy sounds of “Viol” by Gesaffelstein fill the arena, the crowds silence quickly turns into jeers. Suddenly, a single, large spotlight shines onto the entrance way. With the crowd still heavily booing,  “The Stand Out” Donovan Rayne and “The 1NFAMOUS” Bentley Black emerge onto the entrance way.

Both men, dawning matching leather jackets stand with smirks on their faces. With the crowd steadily raining down jeers on the men, they make an about face, turning their backs to the crowd. Then, the third and final member of the FAME, “the Provocateur” Delta Rayne steps out from behind the curtain. Delta, who finds herself standing in between her the two men, places her hands onto her vivacious hips. After a moment, the spotlight fades out to more vibrant strobe lighting. The lighting, reminiscent of what you’d see at a fashion show, begins to fill the arena. Then, as flashbulbs begin to fill the space, Donovan and Bentley both turn back to face the fans. As they both throw their arms into the air, the crowd’s intensity picks up.

After a moment of mouthing insults towards the fans, the men both throw their arms back down. Then, linked arm and arm with Delta, the three members  of the FAME make their way down to the ringside area. Largely ignoring the fans on their way down, the three individuals walk with purpose, not losing focus on the ring. Reaching the ringside area, the three stop walking. Delta then lets go of her brother and best-friend’s arms, as they walk in front of her. The two men then ascend onto the ring apron. Both men face with their backs towards the ring, as Delta approaches the ring apron. Looking up at her two clients, she smiles before backing away slightly. Donovan and Bentley then quickly enter the ring.

Walking over to the stairs, “The Provocateur” walks up them, and quickly walks to the center of the ring apron. Turning her back towards the ring, she places her arms onto the top rope. Placing her foot onto the bottom rope, she pushes backwards, flipping herself over the top rope, landing into the ring.  Facing the hard-camera side of the arena, Donovan and Bentley climb onto the middle turnbuckle on opposite sides of the ring. Standing in the center, Delta points to both of her clients, who then remove their leather jackets and jump down from the turnbuckle after taunting towards the crowd for a moment. As the two men walk towards the center of the ring, they hand their jackets over to Delta. Then, once again turning their backs to the camera, both men pose with their backs towards the camera. Suddenly, the camera does a panning zoom of both mens trunks to read “The Stand Out” and “1NFAMOUS” respectively.

The opening of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience.

Darlyn: And their opponents, representing Over the Edge, they are… Mickey Carroll and Dax Beckett!!!

Dax strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage, Mickey walking up beside him. Dax shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward, while Mickey walks by his side. Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, he meets up with Mickey and Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle, while Mickey gets an “Oi” chant going. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on his feet as he jogs in place as he settles into his corner with Mickey.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Mickey and Donovan start the match off.  Donovan avoids Mickey as they circle.  He then smacks Mickey across the back of the head and does a Rear Waistlock.

Chad:  Mickey hits an elbow and gets behind, kicking the back of Donovan’s knees.  He then digs a knee into Donovan’s back, getting him down to the mat.

Gena:  Before Mickey can go further, Donovan rolls around and hits a Headbutt to Mickey.  He gets back to his feet and begins throwing hands.

Chad:  Donovan flings Mickey into the ropes and follows after with a Clothesline to the back of the head. He goes to repeat, but Mickey reverses and goes for a Dropkick.

Gena:  But Donovan holds onto the ropes and Mickey misses.  He goes for a Shoulder Block, but Donovan trips him up over the middle rope.

Chad:  He goes for a Leg Guillotine, but Mickey rolls out of the way, and Donovan lands on his tailbone.  He holds on as Mickey drags him back inside.

Gena:  He pulls Donovan over into a Piledriver, rolling him over for the cover.


Chad:  Bentley comes in for the save, just in case.  He grabs Mickey by the back of the head and tosses him into a free corner where Donovan does a Body Avalanche.

Gena:  He goes for a cover on Mickey, but Dax comes in and breaks it up before a count of one even.  He picks Donovan up and goes to send him into the ropes.

Chad:  Bentley comes in and charges Dax, but Dax ducks and Bentley nearly gets Donovan with a High Knee.  Both men slow their roll, stopping themselves.

Gena:  But Dax and Mickey come up behind and toss theFAME to the outside, dusting their hands off as the crowd cheers.

Chad:  Dax goes back to his corner and watches as Donovan and Bentley get back to their feet. Mickey reaches out and Dax smiles, tagging in.

Gena:  Dax climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off for a Double Axe Handle Smash, but Donovan and Bentley catch him.  They ram him back first into the ring post.

Chad:  They roll Dax back inside of the ring and Donovan drags him to their corner.  He tags Bentley in, and they begin stomping him while taunting Mickey.

Gena:  Mickey tries to get to Dax, but the referee holds him back.  They pull Dax up to his feet and Donovan lifts Dax up to Donovan for a Superbomb from the top rope!

Chad:  He sets Dax up, but Dax punches him right in the face.  He leans back into a Hurricanrana.  Mickey catches Donovan from behind with a German Suplex!

Gena:  Mickey and Donovan roll to the outside of the ring as Dax pummels Bentley.  The crowds cheers turn to boos as we see Hitamashii, Eric Weaver, Javier Gonzalez, and a few masked members rushing to the ring.

Chad:  They stalk Mickey, who begins walking backward.  The referee leans through the ropes to warn them.  This gives Javi time to get inside of the ring and leveling Dax with the Javi Bux.

Gena:  Javi slides outside of the ring, and Bentley quickly goes for the cover as GRIME retreats, stopping so Mickey can’t get back inside of the ring!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… Bentley Black and Donovan Rayne… theFAME!!!

As their music plays, they know to get the hell out of dodge, taking their win and running with it as a brawl breaks out between Mickey and GRIME.  GRIME only has a few second sto get the upper hand before Eyesnsane, Michi, and Kaos make their way to the ringside area.  They numbers stay even until SCU Security comes out to break up the brawl.

Scene opens when John and Chanelle Martinez is talking in the back while Gemma Frost stops them

Gemma: John. one week ago on SCU you lost your match to Coby Quik. and now you will team up with your Wife Chanelle Martinez Blade. to take out Alexis and Tim Staggs. on Underground on SCU any responds John.

Fans Cheers for John and Chanelle Martinez in the background.

Martinez-Blade: when they force me to lose with Coby Quik. was because they wanted him to win instead of me but that's alright though cause this week coming when my Wife Chanelle Martinez. is returning back to SCU when she teams up with her husband to take out Tim Staggs and Alexis Staggs in our tag team match on SCU.

Gemma: and what about you Ms Martinez do you have feelings for your husband John of taking out the Staggs Family on Underground.

Chanelle: technically Gemma. we really don't know. I mean my man John. just lost his match to Coby Quik. on Underground and now it’s time for us to get back into shape when me and JOhn Martinez Blade. beat some sense into Alexis and Tim Staggs. in our tag team match on Underground and get a Pride tag team Championship at the next PPV event on SCU.

Gemma: But what if you two can't beat Tim and Alexis Staggs on Underground?

Martinez-Blade: if we don't beat them then we mind as well just not get a Pride tag team titles at the next event PPV after we settle our differences when we destroy Tim Staggs and Alexis. in three days in our tag match on Underground.

Gemma: Can you even defeat Alexis and Tim Staggs. this Sunday.

Chanelle:  only shows the tag match gonna turn out cause once me and John beat some sense into Alexis and Tim Staggs. sooner or later we are getting a SCU Pride tag team Champions after we score ourselves the win against Tim and Alexis Staggs. in my tag team match at Underground on SCU.

Martinez-Blade: U want Azz, then come in get some.

Blade and Chanelle walks away holding hands together when Gemma Frost continues talking.

Gemma: Thanks for the support John. in good luck with Tim and Alexis Staggs in your tag team on Underground, and we hope that John and his wife can win their match when they beat

Tim and Alexis Staggs. when they compete in a tag team whenever they get a chance to be the next SCU Pride tag team Champions at the next PPV event after they beat Tim and Alexis Staggs. on SCU Underground.

Camera fades when John and Chanelle Martinez heads straight down towards the arena before their tag match even begins Sunday.


Pride Tag Team Match
John and Chanelle Blade vs Alexis and Tim Staggs

Darlyn:  The following contest is a Pride Tag Team Rules match scheduled for one fall!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of John and Chanelle Blade-Martinez!!!

Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring, John joining at her side. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it as John enters the ring. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position.  Her and John settle into their corner.

“The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson starts to play on the sound system and a video montage of some of The Nobodies’ most memorable moments appears on the screen. Seconds into the music, Alexis appears from behind the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp and throwing her hands in the air as the music plays, and the crowd now cheers her on.  Tim comes out behind her and wraps his arms around her.  He glares down at the ring before tilting Alexis’ head back for a kiss.

Darlyn: Next, from right here in Las Vegas, NV, they are the team of Tim and Alexis Staggs, The Nobodies!!!

Alexis looks around the crowd and smiles before they start making their way to the ring, high fiving and slapping hands along the way. Once to the ring, they slide in under the bottom rope and jump back to their feet. Alexis jumps up to the second turnbuckle, throwing her hands in the air to another round of cheering from the crowd before she jumps back down as her music dies down. Tim settles into their corner and sinks to a seated position as Alexis joins him. They stare across the ring at the Blade’s as Tim gets back to his feet and the bell rings.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Chanelle insists on starting the match off, forcing Alexis to enter.  Tim slaps her ass on the way in, and she gives him a look.

Chad:  John does the same for Chanelle before both ladies meet in the center of the ring.  Chanelle looks at Alexis, sizing her up, but Alexis goes for the tie up.

Gena:  Chanelle gets behind Alexis and goes for a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but Alexis flips out of it.  She rushes Chanelle into the ropes and rolls her up into a pin.


Chad:  John was ready, but Chanelle handles her own.  She bridges out of the pin and then gets back to her feet.  Alexis goes for a Clothesline, but Chanelle ducks it.

Gena:  Chanelle gets a Spinning Kick to Alexis from behind as she passes over.  Alexis goes into the ropes and comes back with a Hair Pull Takedown.

Chad:  Alexis is taking Chanelle to Pound Town!  I mean… she’s banging her head into the mat.  Not… Never mind.

Gena:  Alexis drags Chanelle up to her feet and whips her into the corner.  As Alexis charges, Chanelle ducks and gets to her corner to tag in John.

Chad:  Alexis tags in Tim and the men go at it.  Blade and Tim trade blows, and not the way I’ve envisioned them doing in my head… I mean…

Gena:  If I didn’t know any better, I’d say… OH! Blade takes Tim down with a Cutter.  He rolls Tim over onto his back.


Chad:  Alexis doesn’t even give Tim the chance to kick out and waste the effort as she kicks Blade in the back of the head.  Chanelle charges her and tackles her through the ropes!

Crowd:  YEAHHHH!!!

Gena:  Now that’s what I call a catfight on the outside of the ring.  Blade gets distracted by the fight as Tim takes advantage.  He does a Rear Wristlock, twisting back into a Body Scissors Choke.

Chad:  Blade is stumbling around with Tim on his back.  He eventually falls into the corner and gets Tim off of his back.  However, Tim grabs an arm and twists in the ropes with an inverted STF!

Gena:  Blade shouts out as Tim uses the ropes to his advantage.  The referee admonishes him, but Tim won’t let go, so he starts the count.


Chad:  Tim lets go at the last possible second.  Blade stumbles, holding onto his throat.  Tim runs at him, and Blade thinks quick with a Sidewalk Slam, going for the cover!


Gena:  Tim is able to make the tag to Alexis, who just returned to her corner.  Blade waits for Chanelle to get to hers, and they make the tag.

Chad:  Chanelle rushes at Alexis, but Alexis trips her up and locks on The A.G.E Of Alexis (Disarmer) out of nowhere!

Gena:  Chanelle shouts for John, but Tim tackles Blade to the ground and pummels him as Chanelle tries to twist around.  Alexis tightens the hold and causes Chanelle to tap!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners via submission… Tim and Alexis Staggs!!!

“The Nobodies” plays over the speakers as Alexis slams Chanelle’s arm down onto the mat.  She stands up to celebrate the victory with Tim.  John goes over to Chanelle to check on her as Tim wraps his arms around Alexis again, kissing her neck before she turns around and kisses him long and hard.  She turns around to look, but she sees nothing.  Paranoia settles in, and she takes her leave from the ring, with Tim close behind her.

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SCU Underground Ep. 61 (Results)
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Underground cuts to Backstage where Dev is waiting in the Interview area.

Dev: Please welcome my guests at this time, Team Canada.

Earl: How’s it going Dev?

Dev: Great. First Stewart let me ask you, coming up at Into The Void, you face Shooter for the combat title, but here tonight you face him and Valentina in a tag team match, how do you feel about your tonight’s match and your partner Andi Lynx.

Stewart: It is great Dev, another opportunity to test Shooter leading into our match at Into The Void, and Andi Lynx she’s a good kid with a bright future, and I look forward to seeing her up close tonight and providing some veteran leadership.

Dev: Now to you Earl and Dahlia, tonight you stand across the ring from an opponent you're very familiar with in Eyesnsane and the newcomer Michi.

Earl: Everyone by now knows the history I have with Eyensane, He has given some of the toughest matches of my career, some might say we’ve had a few classics in there and I wouldn’t disagree with that in the least and I expect Eyensane and myself to take each other to the limits tonight.

Dev: and what about Michi?

Dahlia; She’s a mystery for sure, but that’s what makes it unpredictable and enjoyable, but you know by now how adaptable I am and how quick I adjust to every opponent, this match will be a barnburner for sure.

Dev: Thank you for your time, and good luck tonight.

Stewart: Thanks Dev


Pride Tag Team Match
Cordelia Clark and O'Malley vs Jamie Staggs and Kelli Torres

Darlyn:  The following contest is a Pride Tag Team Rules match scheduled for one fall!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first… standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 125lb, she is… Kelli Torres!!!

La Liga Ft. Alika - Yo Tengo El Don plays as Kelli settles into her corner inside of the ring.  The crowd cheers for her as she gets them into the match.

The lights begin flashing. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. begins playing over the speakers when the words “Dumbass University” appears across the screen. Just then, a very familiar face comes running from behind the curtains, stomping and running in place as he stands on the edge of the ramp.

Darlyn:  And her partner... On his way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 205lb, he is the “Vale-dick-torian of Dumbass University” Jamie Staggs…

The crowd cheers as he points his arms out to both sides. He then brings them around to point down toward the ring. He charges down the ramp, slapping hands along the way. He then jumps and rolls inside of the ring under the bottom rope. He holds his arms out like an airplane and he runs around the ring before stopping and spinning.

Darlyn:  And their opponents!

The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.

Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!

She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.

Darlyn:  And her partner… Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Darcy Donohue! From Dublin, Ireland...Weighing in at one hundred ninety-five pounds...Please welcome...O’MALLEY!!

O’Malley’s music plays, but he and Darcy are nowhere to be seen.  The music stops after a moment, and then it plays again.  We get the same result.  The crowd boos loudly as Darlyn tries it once more.

Darlyn:  And her partner… Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Darcy Donohue! From Dublin, Ireland...Weighing in at one hundred ninety-five pounds...Please welcome...O’MALLEY!!

His music plays, but to no avail.  The music stops.  Cordelia shakes her head as she stares across the ring at Kelli, stepping inside to get ready for the handicap match to begin.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Cordelia and Kelli start the match off as O’Malley is nowhere to be found.  Cordelia tries to go hand to hand with Kelli, but that’s a big mistake.

Gena:  The bigger Kelli blocks every strike Cordelia tries to throw at her, and she turns it around on Cordelia, backing her into a corner.

Chad:  She overcomes Cordelia in the corner, laying fists and kicks repeatedly until the ref tells her to back up.  Cordelia leans through the ropes to force the stoppage.

Gena:  Kelli steps back, holding her hands up.  As Cordy gets back inside of the ring, Kelli charges her and begins pummeling her into the corner once more.

Chad:  Jamie is bouncing on the ropes, cheering on his partner.  Cordelia drops down and rolls to the outside.  She grabs Kelli’s legs and trips her up to the ground.

Gena:  Cordy smacks Kelli’s leg into the ringpost.  She does it again before she twists Kelli’s legs up around the post, hanging upside down in a Figure Four!


Chad:  Cordelia lets go of the hold, but it does not stop her from taking Kelli’s leg one more and bashing it across the post again. She slides back inside.

Gena:  She climbs on top of Kelli and throws rapid fists.  She quickly learns that Kelli might be a bit hurt, but she’s still not the one.  She rolls Cordy onto her back and begins throwing hands.

Chad:  Kelli tries to un-pretty that face, and she’s on her way to doing a damn fine job of it.  However, Cordelia trips Kelli up over the bottom rope.

Gena:  She gets up and stomps the back of Kelli’s head. Over and over again as she shouts and taunts Kelli.  She reaches through the ropes and pulls on Kelli’s hair, bowing her back over the bottom rope.

Chad:  The referee counts, but Jamie gives Cordy a nudge with his foot, breaking up the hold.  He returns to his corner as Kelli crawls toward him.

Gena:  Cordy grabs onto Kelli’s foot, dragging her toward the center of the ring.  She stomps Kelli’s legs and then tries to go for a Figure Four, but Kelli kicks her in the ass.

Chad:  She turns over and crawls toward her corner where Jamie is standing with his arm stretched out, bouncing on the bottom rope. She is almost there when Cordy drops an elbow across her back!

Gena:  She drags Kelli back toward the center of the ring, but Kelli kicks her right in the face, not once, but twice.  Cordy goes down, and Kelli pulls herself to Jamie, making the tag!

Chad:  This is supposed to be Pride Tag Team Rules, meaning no intergender violence.  But… Cordelia has no partner to tag in.  O’Malley…

Gena:  Is right behind Jamie Staggs with the briefcase!  He knocks Jamie out cold, and disposes of it before the referee can see him as the ref is checking on Cordelia!

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOO!!!

Chad:  O’Malley makes it over to his corner where a surprised Cordelia starts to smile.  She tags O’Malley in, and goes right for Kelli as O’Malley locks on the The Celtic Crush (Reverse Cloverleaf)!

Gena:  O’Malley gives no room for Jamie, as he squirms, trying to reach the ropes.  With no luck, it is only a matter of seconds before Jamie is forced to tap!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners via submission… O’Malley and Cordelia Clark!!!

O’Malley’s music plays over the speakers, but he wastes no time in exiting the ring, soon followed by Cordelia.  Darcy gets between them, giving Cordelia a filthy look.  Cordelia rolls her eyes and turns away, her arms raised up in victory as Kelli checks on Jamie, who pounds the mat in frustration as O’Malley and Darcy leave up the ramp.

A pre-recorded video shows Merlot Ayano seated in a medium sized conference room. There’s something quite noticeable, and it isn’t the room itself. In fact, the noticeable thing in the room is Merlot’s face. A mixture of annoyance and irritation is etched on her facial features. She lifts up her hands and brushes some of the hair out of her eyes before she begins speaking.

Merlot Ayano: Have done best to be open and honest with all people in Sin City Underground. Will do the same here.

She nods her head as she carries on.

Merlot Ayano: Been feeling really exhausted lately. Not because of lack of sleep. Not because of powerlifting. Not because of training with students. No. Feeling exhausted due to some people here in SCU.

There’s a small pause.

Merlot Ayano: Merlot love SCU. Company gave Merlot chance to continue to compete and show skills. And most peers in SCU are really talented. Makes Merlot want train more. Makes Merlot want step up and get even better.

She holds up a finger.

Merlot Ayano: But then, is small group of peers that are just taxing.

She pauses for a moment.

Merlot Ayano: Look. Don’t have to like Merlot. Don’t have to love Merlot. Is personal right. However, am sick and tired of people acting like they can just step in ring and whoop Merlot’s ass. Am sick and tired of people acting like Merlot hasn’t been sensational during time in SCU. Have confidence in self, hai. But don’t dare act like Merlot is some sort of stepping stone. That type of ignorance is dangerous and foolish.

She nods her head once again.

Merlot Ayano: Angel and Melissa? They fall into that camp. They think match against Merlot and Halo will be easy. Think match will be walk in park. Is evidenced by the way they talk. But is lie. Is bold face lie!

The TV Champion runs her fingers through her hair.

Merlot Ayano: Angel? Melissa? You two are in for big shock. Understand that you think you are best two people walking God’s green earth. Understand that you want gold. Understand that you think you want this fight. But is all a fallacy. Why? Because Angel and Melissa are going up against two of best wrestlers in the galaxy.

Merlot Ayano: Is a reason why Halo is beloved here. Is reason why she holds Combat Championship. And is reason why Merlot is going to fight her soon. Is because Halo is mighty warrior, just like Merlot. Warriors never give up. Warriors never stop fighting. And is why this match won’t be walk in park for you two.

She shakes her head.

Merlot Ayano: Melissa and Angel may be a team. But that teamwork won’t qualsh Merlot and Halo’s heart. That teamwork will never kill spirit. So Merlot and Halo have great chance of coming out with victory. Hai.

A few moments passed before Merlot spoke again.

Merlot Ayano: Before end, have message for Veronica. Hope you enjoyed your little act. Because next time we face? Merlot will remember. Will remember every single thing Veronica has done. And will pay it back double fold.

She nods her head one last time before the camera fades out.


Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Kawaii Dragons vs Lucha Party and Alex Rush

We find our way back to the parking lot where Alex Rush and Lucha Rhino are seen, along with the new Hardcore Tag Team Champions, The Kawaii Dragons.  They are still excited with their belts over their shoulders as Edwin-Robert starts to wake up from his food coma.  He steps up to his feet and yawns.  Winter and Tatsu hand over their belts to referee Jade Pham.

Darlyn:  The following I Quit match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships!!!  Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the challengers, Alex Rush and Lucha Rhino!!!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Alex pats Edwin Robert on the side, trying to get him hyped up for the rematch.  He shouts words of encouragement as Edwin-Robert yawns and then huffs.  Alex gives him a look and he turns away, whining.

Darlyn:  Aaaaaand their opponents, the Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda… Kawaii Dragons!!!

Winter and Tatsu pose stoically for a moment. However, they break it as they begin jumping up and down, ready for the match to start.  They step back and their faces return to all business.  Crouching down and ready for the attack, they nod, and so does Alex.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Tatsu charges at Edwin-Robert, er, Lucha Rhino.  She bounces into his belly, and it flings her right down to the ground.  He belches, and Tatsu stays down to avoid the smell.

Alex:  Alright?  Save it for them, or we won’t be leaving Hardcore Champions.  I’m likely to quit.

Gena:  Alex waves a hand in his face.  But if you saw earlier, that was a lot of sushi Lucha Rhino had, and I’d bet it smells pretty rancid over there.

Chad:  Winter charges through it, covering her mouth and nose as she rushes right at Lucha Rhino, going for a punch to the gut.

Gena:  It has little effect of him other than a gurgle in the stomach.  Tatsu does a battle cry as she jumps onto Alex’s back, attempting to bite his hair.

Chad:  Winter slaps at the side of Lucha Rhino, but he turns and knocks her down as he walks over toward Alex.  He leans toward Tatsu to pull her off, with Winter holding onto his belly from below.

Gena:  Winter is punching rapidly at Lucha Rhino’s stomach, but he shakes her free.  When she is on the ground he… Oh, no…

Chad:  The rhino is, erm… he’s… well… He’s making… on her… everywhere… Making… a lot… He’s shitting on Winter… Like, shitting boulders

Winter:  What the holy fucking shit?  I quit! I quit!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners and NEW Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Alex Rush and Lucha Rhino!!!

Alex is able to shake Tatsu off, but only because she has stopped trying to bite his hair, and is laughing hysterically at her partner.  Alex takes the title belts, and he places one on top of Edwin-Robert’s back.  He lets off one final “piece” and then he steps away from Winter.  Winter blinks under the pile, and then she pushes it off of herself, and it’s… not the cleanest.  She growls and begins chasing Tatsu, leaving Alex and Lucha Rhino to party it up in celebration of getting their titles back.

The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see one half of the Pride Tag Team Champions Ariana Angelos walking down the hallway with her half of the Pride Tag Team Championships over her shoulder, the youngest member of Team Go looks focused as Team Go has a big match against The Good Shepherds tonight, she continues walking for a few seconds before being stopped by Marissa.

Marissa: Ari, Team Go’s match against the Good Shepherds is coming up next, any last minute thoughts?

Ariana: As good as the Shepherds are, no pun intended, this is just a warmup match for me and Carter as we head towards Into the Void and our match against The Three Way! Fortune favors the bold and tonight Team Go will go the distance!

Marissa: One last thing, thoughts on Veronica’s comments about you?

Ariana: Krystal summed it up perfectly this past week on Twitter, she was a fluke Underground Champion and if and when we get our rematch, I will make her pay for her comments about my parents!

Ariana walks off as the scene fades.


Tag Team Match
Shooter and Valentina vs Stewart Mason and Andi Lynx

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is contested under Pride Tag Team rules!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from…

“Excuse me….excuse me….is this thing on……may I have your attention please?”

The crowd boos as Ray Ray and Ozzie, of the Lords of H-Town, walk out from behind the curtain.

Ray Ray: We need your attention.

Ozzie: It is our pleasure….

Ray Ray: Our treat….

Ozzie: Our privilege to introduce to you….the Founding Father of the Hashtag LOHT

Ray Ray: the Godfather of proper…

Ozzie: The Grandmaster Rocket blaster.

Ray Ray: The superstar candy-bar…

Ozzie: The reason why all of you actually showed up tonight….

Ray Ray: The one the only the Homeboy of Hustle Town

Ozzie: Shooooooooooterrrrrrr Reeeeeeeeeeeed!

“The Man” by the Killers begins to play out over the speakers and the crowd begins to boo. After a few moments of music, Shooter Reed walks out from behind the curtain. He steps into the spotlight, closes his eyes, and spreads his arms out wide, drinking in the spotlight. From head to toe his sparkling, glittery sequence robe shines in the light. After a moment he opens his eyes and starts to make his way down to the ring, Ozzie and Ray Ray dance as they follow him down.

As they get to the ring Ray Ray runs up the steps and spreads the ropes for Shooter as he slips through. He glides across the canvas as if he were James Brown and then proceeds to dance to his them song as he slowly unties his robe and removes it, showing his tattooed and chiseled body. He is wearing black trunks that say ‘SHOOTER’ across the back in glittered text, tall white boots with two white tassels in front that flap as he moves around. He makes sure Ozzie picks up his robe and the remaining two members of the Lords of H-Town move down to ringside as Shooter’s face loses the smirk in anticipation of the start of the match.

Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.

Darlyn: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight until her eyes rest on Shooter, and her expression sours.

Darlyn:  Aaaaaand next, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’ and weighing in at 235lb, he is “The Bounty Hunter” Stewart Maaaaaaaaasonnnnnnnnnnn!!!

“The Hunter” by Mastadon begins playing over the speakers. Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail Weston, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.

The lights around the arena switch to cotton candy blue and pink as "Hunger" by Ayria begins to play over the sound system. The club beat sends the crowd into a tizzy… Even more so as the adorable Andi Lynx makes her way onto the stage, large lolly in hand.

Darlyn: On the way to the ring… Standing at 5’6” Weighing in at 128ibs, From Brooklyn, New York… She is Sweeter Than Candy…. Andiiiiiii Lyyyyyynxxxxxxx!!!!

Lynx takes a moment to look out to the cheering crowd, her eyes light up in wonder… Lynx takes a moment then does a quick spin. Lynx skips her way down towards the ring, she slaps fives with some of the fans as she gets closer to the ring.

Lynx hurries up the steel steps and walks to the middle of the apron. She gives the fans a cheerful wave. The crowd cheers her on, Lynx raises her lolly up high with pride. The crowd pops for Lynx loudly…

Lynx puts the large lolly on her shoulder then enters the ring over the middle rope. She starts doing a lap inside the ring, waving to everyone with in hand while still holding large lolly on the other. The ref takes Lolly from Lynx as she heads over to the corner and starts to stretch as her music fades silence.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Val and Andi lock up in the center of the ring.  Andi powers over the taller Val and bends her backward in a wristlock.  Val tries to fight back, but she finds herself parallel to the floor.

Chad:  She pushes up some, but not quite enough, but she drops and twists into an Arm Drag.  She twists Andi’s arm, but Andi quickly gets out of it.

Gena:  Val lets go and moves back a few steps.  This is when Shooter tags himself in.  Val rolls her eyes and glares back at him.  Andi walks over and tags in Stewart.

Chad:  Shooter and Stewart circle.  Shooter dodges a couple strikes, and after the second one, he slaps Stewart across the back of the head and laughs.

Gena:  LOHT cheer Shooter on, and he basks in it until Stewart comes up behind and wraps his arms around Shooter’s throat for what looks like the beginning of a Rear Naked Choke.

Chad:  Shooter grabs onto the ropes and causes the break.  Stewart flings him to the ground and then slaps Shooter across the back of the head a few times.

Stewart:  How do you like that, eh bud? You like that, Shooter?

Gena:  Stewart taunting Shooter now as he crawls toward an empty corner.  Stewart follows, and Shooter trips him up, hitting his head on the middle turnbuckle.

Chad:  Shooter jumps up and begins stomping on Stewart’s head and back.  He climbs on his back and throws punches and elbows against the back of his head.

Shooter:  I can throw hands too, bitch!  That Combat Championship is coming home with me next Sunday!

Gena:  He begins choking Stewart now, wrenching the neck as the referee tries to break it up.  Shooter refuses to let go, and the ref is forced to count.


Chad:  Shooter stands up and stomps on Stewart’s back.  He flexes and then moves along to his own corner to tag in.

Gena:  Val gives Shooter the evil eye as she steps inside of the ring.  Stewart rushes past her and knocks Shooter clear off the apron and right in front of his LOHT peeps.

Chad:  He then walks over and tags Andi in, but he goes to the outside to continue assaulting Shooter.  The Lords of H Town attempt to get involved, but the referee is watching closely.

Gena:  Andi and Val go back at it, Val ducking under a shot from Andi, only to get tripped up, and a Leg Trap Camel Clutch.  Val shouts out, trying to pry at Andi’s hands.

Chad:  Andi isn’t letting go  Ozzie reaches inside of the ring and pulls Val closer to the ropes. She grabs on and breaks the hold.

Gena:  Shooter sees the referee distracted and he reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher and smashes Stewart in the face with it.

Chad:  He puts Stewart on the apron and then rushes around to tag in.  Andi reluctantly goes to tag in Stewart.  Shooter pulls him inside and hits Hustle and Whoa (Running Blockbuster)!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… Shooter Reed and Valentina!!!

Shooter celebrates with Lords of H Town as Valentina shakes her head and walks off.  Andi sighs as she follows suit.

SCU Tron turns on, the fans watching turn to see what’s going on. A view into a private home. An empty couch in a huge living room. After a few seconds we see Stacy Ruin take a seat, her arm in a cast being held up by a sling.

Stacy: I told SCU that I would give an update on my injury. I suffered a broken wrist, my index and middle fingers went out of the socket and bruised a few muscles.

Doctors said that I will be out of action for the rest of this year and part of 2021. After that, with luck, I should be okay…

Stacy takes a few moments as the look on her face goes from hopeful to sad, she looks away from the camera for a moment to gather herself.

Stacy: As for Debbi, she had to have three surgeries to correct for her neck and spinal cord. She had all the surgeries needed to fix her injuries… it could be a few months but she’ll be able to walk again…

Stacy turns away from the camera, she takes a deep breath as she tries to keep it together.

Stacy: With the Ruin Twins out of action, I feel that it’s only best I address it now…

The Ruin Twins are no more. My recovery will be a lucky one… Debbi was not so lucky…

Stacy lets out a few tears.

Stacy: As of today… Debbi Ruin is officially retired from wrestling and any other sport.

Stacy gets up and walks away refusing to address the situation any further at this time…

The SCU Tron turns off, the camera’s zoom out to a stunned crowd of coworkers across all brands.

The SCU Tron turns back on to see Melissa Ruin in the back shocked and heartbroken. In a rare twist, she is seen being consoled by her opponents tonight, Merlot Ayano and Halo Annis.
>Merlot Ayano: Tonight we fight, we still give it all. But Merlot not happy about what happened to Debbi Ruin.

Melissa: Really opened my eyes on what's really important. I try not to be a bitch, I really do.

Halo: Live and let learn. You know tonight your gonna have to bring it and like Merlot said, we’re going all in on your asses.

The camera zooms out to see Angel Kash walk in the room.

Angel: What is this? Why are you hanging out with these nobodies? We have a match to prepare for. I need to make sure I win this match so lets go.

Melissa gets up and heads towards Angel.

Halo: Hold up? Melissa, you really gonna let her talk to you that way?

Before Melissa can say anything Merlot adds in.

Merlot Ayano: Melissa not just say her eyes open to what is important?

Halo: No shit, we all just heard the news of Debbi Ruin and Angel walks in here like that didn’t just happen.

Angel: That’s not Nobility’s issue, Debbi is a nice person but the worse Ruin out of the three. I worked hard on Melissa to be the better of the three but hanging out with the likes of you two is a reminder that I still have a lot of work to do.

Halo: Wow.

Merlot Ayano: How Melissa not punching Angel in face right now?

Melissa: Angels right, we have a match to get ready for and like you both said. I have to bring it because you two will.

Angel and Melissa walk away as Angel tells Melissa

Angel: You were actually talking to them? What’s gotten into you Melissa?

Halo: I never hated Melissa or liked her, she was whatever, but now, I may be feeling sorry for her, she’s with the wrong crowd. Bless her heart.

Merlot Ayano: She adult, she makes choice…

A loud bang is heard from down the hall.

Angel: You heard that?

Merlot Ayano: Yes!

Halo and Merlot to check it out, they can tell it’s a brawl of some sort as they hear more banging sounds and yells. The two turn the corner to see GRIME wrestlers brawling with Kelli Torres, Le Coven, Dahlia Rotten.  

Grime are holding trays as shields as the SCU stars swing chairs, kendo sticks and a bat by Dahlia.

Halo: YO!!!!

They stop to look at Halo them back at each other.

Dahlia drops the bat and walks up to Jade, Cadet Blue, Carluen Blue, Queen of Apathy as the other mask wrestlers stand behind them.

Dahlia: Attack me! Try attacking me like you did to Debbi Ruin, I dare you!

Halo looks at Merlot…

Halo: For the cause?

Merlot swings her arm giving a friendly pat to Halo’s arm. Merlot looks at Dahlia then at Grime. She charges at them and jumps. Jade gets her tray up as Merlot hits a dropkick. The two sides begin a massive brawl.

Halo grabs Apathy to tie up. Jade swings her tray at Merlot as she tries getting up but Merlot sees it and rolls out the way and kicks Cadet Blue in the process with a kick to the knee. Dahlia picks her bat up and begins swinging at anyone in a mask.  She wraps the bat around Esther’s throat.

“Celeste” and Celeste North trade strikes as Halo drags Apathy toward the table.  Apathy falls back onto some of the merch display, and she grabs Halo and rolls over on top of her, as they trade punches, knocking over the display.  “Celeste” grabs Celeste by the back of the head and slams her into a wall, but Jenifer LaCroix charges in and tackles “Celeste” to the ground.

Dahlia throws the bat to the ground and grabs Sister Esther and flings her into the locker room.  Merlot and Cadet Blue come crashing through the door as well, and they are quickly followed by Ruby and Jade, and Alexis Staggs and Chanelle Martinez.  As the room fills up, the brawl begins to escalate as Alexis and Chanelle double up on Ruby, smashing her head in the locker and shouting at her.

Dahlia throws Esther into the shower and turns on the hot water.  She stomps on Esther a number of times before the water gets scorching hot, and Esther starts screaming.  Jade smashes Dahlia over the back of the head with a pillowcase filled with soap.  Dahlia holds the back of her head and then pummels Jade to the ground.  Suddenly, there is a sharp whistle.  Donna is seen with plain dressed security guards, not from SCU.  They swarm the area and begin breaking up the fight, leading Dahlia out of the room.

Donna:  That little stunt you lead right there?  It took up time that we don’t have.

Dahlia:  It was worth it to stick it to these scumbags.

As Dahlia is escorted out of the locker room, Earl Lockyer is standing by, and he gives Dahlia a nod of approval.

Donna:  Yeah, well… we have to cancel a match due to time constraints, and seeing as you started this mess, I’m thinking your match against Eyesnsane and Michi has got to go.

Michi and Eyesnsane are seen standing by, ready for their match.  They sigh, but look to Earl and Dahlia and nod in approval as well.

Eyesnsane:  Worth it.

Donna:  I hope it was, but judging by the fact that they’re all still standing, I’d say it wasn’t.  Now go clean up and get out of here for the night.

Eyesnsane:  I still got the grill fired up outside.  You wanna grab a beer and a burger?

Earl thinks about it for a second and then smiles and shakes hands with Eyesnsane.

Earl:  Sounds good.  But you can’t avoid what we got in store for you forever.

Eyesnsane:  When the day comes… we’ll be ready.

And with that, they exit the scene and it ends.

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SCU Underground Ep. 61 (Results)
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2020, 05:37:28 AM »
Marissa Henry, roving backstage reporter for Sin City Underground actually stands inside of the ring to conduct the next interview.

Marissa: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the SCU Pride Tag Team Champion … Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos -- Team GO!

“I Know What Boys Like” by The Waitresses kicks off on the sound system and the Superstars and Bombshells of SCW that are in attendance greet the two rookie champions positively as they step out onto the stage. Both are smiling and dressed for action in their ring gear, wearing the Pride tag team titles around their waists, not like some champions that carry BELTS over their SHOULDERS. Some hands are extended for the two kids and they happily oblige, slapping the outstretched hands en route to the ring.

Once at ringside, Ari climbs up onto the ring apron and she sits on the middle rope, holding it open for her bestie. Carter steps through slowly, showing off his “prize winning derriere,” before he straddles the middle rope to return the favor for ‘his’ Ari.

Once they join Marissa in the center of the ring, the interview begins;

Marissa: In just one week on the Into the Void IX pre-show, you will be defending the Pride Tag Team Championships against the former champions and now-number one contenders, the Three Way.

Carter nods, eyes wide and making a face.

Marissa: Carter, I understand you have a problem with this situation?

HBCarter: Not a problem, more like an issue. First of all, why did the Three Way have to ‘earn’ this title match against Ari and myself? They’re the team we beat for the championship back at Blaze of Glory VIII. You’d think being the former champions would entitle them to a title shot right away, not put them in the back and make them earn their return shot!

Carter then holds up a hand.

HBCarter: Oh and let’s not even start on this whole pre-show business! I was told that we were going to be on the main show, and then next thing I know Ari and I get demoted just so GRIME can have our spot. If there’s a legit reason, then fine. But if something is bothering me, ask Ari. Ask Gabriel and Odette. I’m not the type to bottle up the bitchiness!

Marissa: Well before your title defense next week, tonight you have a non-title match against the Good Shepherds…

But before either Carter or Ariana can respond “Spirit In the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum plays, and a bright flash of white light comes over the crowd.  The curtains are pushed aside as Brother David walks out with Mother Mavis and Virginia Mae Putnam at his side.  He walks down the ramp with The Good Book tucked under his arm.  He stops half way down the ramp and Virginia holds a microphone for David.  He props open the book and clears his throat.

David:  “A wicked person earns deceptive wages, but the one who sows righteousness reaps a sure reward.” Proverbs Chapter 11 Verse 18.  This speaks now more than ever with the current state of the world, our country more specifically. With all politics aside, we are seeing things coming to fruition that was prophesied by John the Elder.

David looks out into the crowd, who simply does not want to hear this right now.

David:  We must remember that our fellow man, regardless of anything beyond the content of his character, shall not be judged based on things beyond their control. We should fight the good fight, and not let Satan win with mayhem and destruction.

Mavis nudges David, shaking her head as he nudges her arm away.

David:  On this day, the day of the Lord, He gives us the strength to see past the deception.  He, The Lord, gives us the courage to face adversity.  He, God in Heaven, gives us the ability to make changes of this wicked establishment.

Mavis takes the microphone away from Ginny and holds it up for herself.  She wastes little to no time in speaking, earning the ire of her son in the process.

Mavis:  What David is trying to get at is the fact that we have continually gotten cheated out of opportunity after opportunity.  Our wealth of gold, which we give to God Almighty himself as tribute and tithing, has been put on the back burner.  And while you fools are too blinded to see the bigger picture, I will illuminate for you.

Mavis pushes to the forefront of the group and begins walking toward the ring.

Mavis:  GRIME IS taking over.  You saw it only because it affected your place on the Into the Void show and pre-show. If not for that, you, too, would still be blinded.  Donna Beauchamp is a righteous woman who held SCU down, and helped us to move past GRIME in our own ways.  Tad Ezra used to be too spineless to say anything about her very effective methods.  But since Gianni has suddenly shown an interest in ATTEMPTING to do his job, we have seen many heinous acts take place.  Not only have members of the SCU roster been injured, and as of earlier, we found out one of them is injured permanently…

Mavis moves up the ring steps, stopping only once she is in the center of the apron, staring right at Team GO.

Mavis:  … but we have seen the loss of the Television Championship, and therefore all of it’s credibility, to a man who has no honor whatsoever.  We have seen the Heavenly Championships destroyed the second a rhinoceros was permitted to compete in a wrestling match.  We are seeing follies left and right.  Injustices.  But the straw to break the camel’s back?  This match being considered non-title.  Because Gianni knows that once The Good Shepherds see gold again, God will sway the light once again into our favor, and we will expose the fact that Gianni is in cahoots with Tad Ezra, Erik Staggs, and GRIME!


Mavis:  Shut the heck up, you heathens!  I am speaking!  I think you both know the truth in that statement.  And in your own abominable acts, you are thanking your lucky stars that this match is non-title, even though you know The Good Shepherds deserve the opportunity, and that we are robbed, just as you claim the Three Way has been robbed, only this time, it is so obvious that it is a slap to our faces!

Mavis steps inside of the ring, and David follows Virginia is instructed to stay outside, and despite her protests, she obeys.  Mavis gets inside of the ring and gets within a few feet of Team GO.

Mavis:  For once, turn your damned eyes away from ogling my son, and think about doing what is right.  Put those belts on the line.

HBCarter: I don't see why our titles should be on the line, considering every time Ari and I wrestled you, we've won. Every. Single. Time. But hey, if you want one more shot, by all means. Go tell Giani you want to team with your grandson here …

He motions toward Brother David.

HBCarter: … To challenge us.

Crowd: OHHHHH!

Mavis’ jaw drops and she scoffs at the insinuation.

Mavis:  Why, I never!

Chad: Oh he did NOT!

Gena: Oh yes he DID!

And suddenly Mother Mavis slaps the taste right out of Carter’s mouth! Carter is staggered back several steps and he holds his stinging face in pain -- then he turns and he BITCH SLAPS Brother David! Mother Mavis makes a move for Carter for laying a hand to her son, but Ariana quickly heads her off and the two women grab each other by the hair and fall to the floor, swinging and scratching and biting and clawing! Brother David and Carter BEGIN to try and pull the two women apart when they suddenly have one another in side headlocks, engaging in their own battle as Marissa beats a hasty retreat and security rushes in to break the pre-match festivities up!


Pride Tag Team Championship Match
Team Go vs Good Shepherds

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Pride Tag Team Championship!  The Good Shepherds versus Team GO!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  The referee works hard to gain control with the help of SCU Head of Security, Casey Williams.  They get Mavis and Ari to their corners, leaving David and Carter in the ring.

Gena:  Carter and David are still locked up in Headlocks with one another until David lifts Carter up into a High Angle Suplex. He then rolls on top of Carter, throwing fists at him.

Chad:  He doesn’t waste much time doing this, as he gets up and drags Carter with him.  He pounds Carter against the top turnbuckle and backs up, ready to charge.

Gena:  However, Carter rushes out of the corner and hits a high kick to David, sending him down.  He climbs on top and begins choking David.

Chad:  David bucks to try to get out of it, but Carter lets out a sadistic chuckle, going along with the bumps until the referee starts counting.


Gena:  Carter lets go of the choke and gets off of David.  He prances about, looking over to Mavis to rub it in.  With the distraction, David rolls Carter up.


Chad:  Ari breaks up the cover, and takes her leave as the referee stops Mavis from getting inside.  With the fight, Carter jumps off of the ropes and lands a Moonsault.

Gena:  He hooks the leg, but Mavis continues to argue with the referee.  After what would be a count of four, David eventually kicks out.  Mavis steps out.

Chad:  Carter goes for a Clothesline on a rising David, but he ducks and makes the tag to a fresh Mavis.  Carter wastes no time tagging Ari.

Gena:  Ari jumps over the ropes and flies at Mavis, but Mavis ducks and grabs her hair and flings her into the corner.  She rushes and hits a Body Avalanche.

Chad:  She flings Ari to the ground and attempts a cover, but Ari instantly bridges out, and twists to hit a knee to the back of Mavis’ head.

Gena:  She climbs on Mavis’ back and goes for a Camel Clutch.  Mavis stands up, carrying Ari around and bounces against the ropes.  

Chad:  She flings Ari over with a Snapmare and Sleeper combo. Ari kicks her feet around, trying to get to the ropes.  Mavis grounds her weight, and Ari can barely move.

Gena:   Carter comes in and looks for a stomp to Mavis, but Mavis moves, and Ari catches the boot. She holds onto her arm where contact was made.

Chad:  David comes inside and dumps Carter to the outside, following after.  Mavis pulls Ari up from the mat, and Ari nails a slap that turns her right back around.

Gena:  She bounces off the ropes and nails a Bulldog on Mavis.  She climbs to the second rope, and leaps off with a Knee Drop to Mavis’ back.  She goes for the cover.


Chad:  Mavis is pulled out of the ring by… Veronica Taylor?  Ari climbs onto the bottom rope and shouts at Veronica, welcoming the fight.

Gena:  Veronica says a couple words, preening her nails before a devious smile comes across her face.  She grabs Mavis’ head and slams her face first into the ringpost!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners… The Good Shepherds!  However, as a result of a disqualification, the titles will not change hands.  Therefore, STILL your Pride Tag Team Champions… Team GO!!!


Veronica blows a kiss to Ari, who bites at her bottom lip, rage filling the usually sweet face of Ari.  Veronica turns around to taunt the crowd when Ari charges into the opposite ropes and flies out with a Suicide Dive to the back of Ari!  Veronica and Ari brawl it out, and Ari even pulls out some of Veronica’s hair extensions in the process.  She then shoves them in Veronica’s mouth.

Mavis rushes over to the brawling ladies, and she pulls Ari off of Veronica.  Veronica backs up into the corner of the barricade, holding onto her head.  She shouts out at Ari as she starts to get up, but Mavis rushes over and Spears her into the crowd!


Ari joins Mavis as the two set aside their differences for only a moment to continue to stomp Veronica down.  However, Gianni Di Luca and the security team put a halt to that, separating Veronica from the other two ladies.  Virginia shouts over Casey’s shoulder as Mavis tries to move past.  Veronica just laughs and hugs into the GM, her boyfriend.  She wags a finger at them and points to Gianni, telling them that she’s not the one to mess with.

The camera moves backstage as we see Jamie Staggs standing outside of the women’s locker room with a bag in his hands.  He seems to be thinking something over, very deeply at that, until Marissa Henry approaches him, startling him with a hand on his back.

Jamie:  Jinkies!  You scared the shit outta me!

Marissa is about to speak, but her nose twitches and she covers her face.

Marissa:  It would seem so. I’ll come back later.

Jamie:  Ugh, no!  I did not shit my pants, I swear.  See, I got a sponsor now, and it’s Poopsender, where you can have animal shit delivered to anyone who pisses you off.  Use the code JAMIESCU at checkout to get ten percent off your first order.

Marissa is about to speak again, but she stops once again, only this time, it is because of Jamie’s words, and nothing more.  She is literally speechless.

Jamie:  It is great.  Tired of bullshit?  Send that stupid fucking boss a jar of bull shit.  Your favorite sports team gets cheated outta a victory by a bad call?  Send the referee some horse shit.  That little bitch that wanted to say some stuff on Twitter about how you’re too stupid to know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is?  Fuck you!  Of course I don’t!  But you wouldn’t say that to my face, would you?  Didn’t think so.  BAM!  Chicken shit delivered right to their front porch.  And you can customize a note to go with the jar of animal shit, all one hundred percent organic and cruelty free.  They dump it, Poop Sender clumps it.

Marissa:  But… why do you have… is it bull shit?

Jamie:  Nah, it’s gorilla shit. She looks like an orangutan without a shirt, so I figured it fits the crime.

Marissa:  And who is the… unlucky target?

Jamie looks around, not paying attention to the camera.

Jamie:  Don’t tell anyone, but… it’s to Veronica Taylor.  I felt really bad for our tag team partner last week when Veronica decided it was ok to screw her over.  People have gave Merlot a hard enough time, so I wanted to make it up to her, so I bought it in her honor, and decided to hand deliver it to Veronica, with this note.

Jamie holds up a note, and the camera zooms in to read it.

”Hay Veornicca,

Ur a stoopid bich an I hop u lerrn ur lesson not 2 scroo wiht mee agin u shitty wrezlr!


Marissa:  That’s… sweet of you, but… Don’t you think it’s obvious that it didn’t come from Merlot?

Jamie:  Just because she talks funny doesn’t mean she can’t write properly!  Gawd, you homophobe!

Marissa:  Xenophobe.

Jamie:  Yeah, well you would know, homophobe…

Marissa tries to talk again, but she just sighs and shakes her head.  However, she remembers why she tracked him down to begin with.

Marissa:  Jamie, earlier tonight, you took on Cordelia Clark and O’Malley, with Kelli Torres as your partner, and you came up a little short…

Jamie:  Don’t worry.  O’Malley has a package coming to him in a very special doggy bag, if you know what I mean.

Marissa:  I… do…

Jamie holds his hand up for a high five, but Marissa assesses the situation, and she just walks away.  Jamie shrugs his shoulders as he pulls a container from his backpack.  He sets it down on the ground outside the locker rooms, and he knocks on the door and runs away.

A few minutes later, the door opens up and we see Valentina standing there.  She looks around for somebody, and just as she’s about to give up, she looks down and sees the package on the ground.  She picks it up and looks at it funny.  She thinks about it for a few seconds before opening the lid and screaming instantly, dropping it as she walks back into the locker room and slams the door.

Veronica Taylor comes walking down the hallway with Gianni close by her.

Veronica:  I’m going to get changed.  I’ll be out in a few seconds.  It’s been such a shitty night.

She kisses Gianni and then walks toward the locker room.  She opens the door, but just as she does so, she steps right in… it.  She gasps as horror is covering her face and she looks over to Gianni, who looks confused.

Veronica:  That… THING I share a locker room with just defecated on the floor, and I stepped in it!


Veronica stomps into the locker room and slams the door shut as Gianni can’t help but chuckle a little.  It turns into full blown laughter as he walks out of the shot.  Jamie rushes up and flings the locker room door open.

Jamie:  You just got DICK’D courtesy of Merlot Ayayagano, bitch!


Tag Team Match
Nobility vs Halo Annis and Merlot Ayano

Darlyn:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

The fans began to boo loudly as "Superfical" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system

It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard

As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Melissa with a stern look on her face. As she claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.

Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious

Darlyn: On their way to the ring, representing Nobility, they are...Melissa Ruin and  Angel Kash!!!

Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp, and Melissa matches her like a mirror. Angel then says something to Melissa before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as they walk, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Melissa, as Todd is standing in front of them on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for them; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty. They settle into their corner and discuss strategy as the bell rings.

Darlyn:  Aaaand their opponents, first… On her way next, from Hollywood Hills, CA, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 144lb, she is… Halo Annnnnnnnnnnnis!!!

Life of Agony’s “Lost At 22” starts up and B-Brat walks out, smirking and twirling what looks like a long necklace as the crowd boos the second generation star. Halo follows behind her looking stoic and simply ready to go seemingly paying the boo birds no attention at all. B-Brat takes her sweet time getting to the ring making sure she milks all the attention she possibly can as she drinks everything in. She makes her way up the steps and slips through the ropes effortlessly, Halo following right behind her. They take the center of the ring and B-Brat walks up to the ropes, flashing hand signals to the crowd as Halo stands behind her, simply raising her right fist to the sky. B-Brat steps back and smacks Halo on the belly, pointing to her as Halo simply stands tall, ready for war.

The fans sit and wait as the lights in the arena phase out. Everyone sits in silence until the chaotic rifts of symphonic sounds of exist†trace’s “Futatsu no Roe” begins to pump throughout air. A couple of lights at the base of the entrance ramp flicker on.

Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Osaka, Japan, standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 133lb, she is… Merlot Ayyyyyyyyyanooooooooooo!!!

Merlot Ayano stands with her back turned as the beams illuminate her. She quickly raises her right fist in the air before using both of her hands to blow kisses into the air. She then spins around and lets out a great shout just as the song begins to ramp up. She scans the cheering crowd and stretches out her right arm as she makes her way down to the ring. Merlot heads directly towards the steps upon reaching the end of the entrance ramp. She wipes her boots on the apron before stepping through the ropes. Merlot strolls around the ring as the lights return before heading to one of the corners. She uses the ropes to get loose and stretch out her legs before the bell rings.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Melissa and Merlot start things off.  They meet in the center with a bow of respect.  The gloves then come off.

Chad:  Melissa goes for a kick, but Merlot grabs her leg and hits an elbow to the face.  As Melissa turns around, Merlot nails a German Suplex, bridging into a pin.


Gena:  Angel breaks up the pin and goes back to her corner.  Melissa rolls back, and as Merlot rises, Melissa hits a Clothesline, putting her back down.

Chad:  She grabs Merlot’s leg and lifts it up into a Ruin Lock (Ankle Lock).  Merlot uses her strength and pulls herself to the ropes, with much resistance from Melissa.

Gena:  Melissa breaks the hold, and Angel yells at her for doing so.  With Melissa turned away, Merlot comes off the ropes and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex on Melissa.

Chad:  Melissa rolls onto her stomach and crawls to the corner to tag in Angel, but Angel shouts at her to get up and fight. Melissa listens, but seems annoyed.

Gena:  Merlot comes with a Clothesline, and Melissa ducks, wrapping her arms around Merlot’s midsection and hitting a German Suplex of her own.

Chad:  She gets up and begins stomping on Merlot.  She then drags Merlot to her feet and flings her into the ropes.  As she comes back, Melissa hits a Roundhouse Kick, and covers Merlot.


Gena:  Halo gets in to break the hold.  Melissa glares at Halo and then lifts Merlot up and sends her to the corner.  She runs and takes Merlot down with an Arm Drag, holding on for an Arm Bar.

Chad:  Halo tries to break it up, but Angel gets inside and stops her with a sucker punch to the gut and clawing her eyes.  She then sends Halo over the top rope.

Gena:  She lands on the apron, and wipes at her eyes.  She gets back inside and grabs Angel from behind and hits a Neckbreaker.  She throws Angel out of the ring and breaks up the hold.

Chad:  Halo returns to her corner, and Melissa is quick to attempt to lock on the Arm Bar again, but Merlot hits a Stunner on Melissa and tags in Halo.

Gena:  Halo gets inside and her and Melissa meet up, giving each other a stare that gets the crowd to go crazy.  They tie up and Halo uses her size advantage.

Chad:  She muscles Melissa into the corner.  She throws punches at Melissa and the two come to blows.  Melissa tosses Halo into the corner and gives her the same treatment.

Gena:  Her and Halo work each other over until Halo hits a Headbutt.  She sends Melissa into the ropes and as she comes back, she hits her with a Spinning Elbow.

Chad:  Melissa goes down and Halo looks over at Angel, cracking her knuckles as Melissa goes to her corner to tag out.  Angel nods her head and waves Melissa toward her.

Gena:  As Melissa gets to her, Angel holds her hand out.  Just before Melissa can make the tag, Angel drops down to the ground and points over to Halo.


Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad:  Oh, shit.  That was the wrong thing to say.  Melissa stands up and glares out at Angel, who continues to speak, pointing back at Halo.

Gena:  Melissa steps part way through the ropes, and Angel begins backing away.  Melissa shakes her head in disgust and turns to get back in the ring.

Chad:  Halo and Melissa begin speaking, and it starts to get heated.  Melissa stomps her feet and screeches at Halo.  She begins throwing closed fisted punches.

Gena:  The referee warns her, and Halo grabs hold of Melissa’s arms.  She shouts at her to get a hold of herself, but when Melissa continues to snarl, she throws Melissa to the outside.

Chad:  Halo shakes her head as she steps back.  Melissa reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.  She slides inside of the ring and begins swinging it and screaming.

Gena:  Halo ducks under the attempted swings, but she can’t avoid it forever, when Melissa catches her right in the kneecap!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  As a result of a disqualification… here are your winners… Halo Annis and Merlot Ayano!!!

But Melissa continues to swing the chair, catching Halo in the side.  She slaps the chair away, but Melissa goes to pick it back up again.  Merlot gets inside of the ring and together, her and Halo yank the chair away.  They toss it to the outside as Melissa has angry tears pouring down her face.  She shouts out as Merlot kicks the chair to the outside of the ring, and her and Halo hold Melissa down until security is able to come down and help assist.  As security helps bring Melissa back to reality, they also help her along to the back.  This leaves Halo and Merlot in the ring.  As they stand up, they look to one another.  There is a hesitation there as they look across the ring at one another.  They give a nod and Merlot exits the ring.

The ring crew comes out to the ring, carrying ladders and tool bags.  They begin to take the ropes off from the ring posts as we go backstage.

Inside of a dark lit room, we see a single candle burning next to a book.  The book’s pages begin to flutter as a shadowed figure begins to approach.  Within a few seconds, we see the outline of a face, leaning into the light.  It is the face of Sister Esther Azarov.  She looks more serious than we are used to seeing her, and the crowd instantly boos.

Esther:  Look here you little bitches.  You can cut that booing shit out right now or I’ll come down there and slap each and every one of your faces.  You’ll think it’s a one woman purge going on out there.

Apathy:  Amen…

Entering from the left, we see the newly unmasked Queen of Apathy, Sadie Spears, just at the edge of the candle’s light.  She looks to Esther, who smiles.

Apathy:  What?  Is it the irony of my being here, in a dark room, with candles and adult fairytale books?  It’s not exactly new to me.

Esther:  Just shut up and let me talk, Sadie.

Apathy:  Okay.

Esther seems surprised by Sadie’s compliance, but she rebounds quickly.

Esther:  Everyone has been asking me, what kind of way am I going to destroy the iconic Vixen Staggs? First off, I’m flattered that you think of me as the next GRIME World Nightmare Champion.  Not because of who I have to beat, because Vixen is tomorrow’s yesterday’s news. But because I would love nothing more than to be the face of GRIME’s women.

Apathy:  It’s a lot less filler than the current face.  But it’s premature for you, don’t you think?

Esther glares at Sadie and Sadie just shrugs her shoulders.

Esther:  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway… I went through a whole catalogue of fucked up match types. I even considered fighting in a pig pen, hog tying that bitch, and riding her around like a greased pig.  But it just didn’t seem to be right.  So I thought back to my roots.

Esther reaches into her top and pulls out the necklace hanging around her neck, to show off a golden cross.  She rubs on it as she stares deep into the camera.

Esther:  I grew up hearing fairytales about a God who did nothing but abandon us.  Look around, people!  God’s fucking dead.  And if he’s not, then he surely doesn’t give a fuck about us.  We’re on our own.  Just like my father abandoned me, Jesus’s dad abandoned him hanging on a cross.  So it just seems too perfect to bring that fucked up Wicked Wonderland story to life.  That’s when I knew what I was going to do.

Esther looks over to Sadie, and the two walk back into the shadows.  They drag something and put it up into view.  We see a wooden cross standing up in the light.

Esther:  I’m calling Vixen out for a Crucifix Match.  You don’t win unless you nail your opponent’s hands to this cross, left hanging for the vultures to pick apart.  What say you, Vix?  You got the guts?

Esther shrugs her shoulders.

Esther:  Not like you have a choice if you want to stand a chance at keeping the title around your waist.  Next Sunday, this will be your fate.

Esther hugs onto the cross and sneers as the crowd gives a wild, yet mixed reaction.


Main Event
Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Kawaii Dragons vs Lucha Party and Alex Rush

We find our way to the back to the ring with the Hardcore Tag Team Championships hanging high above the ring, and ladders spread out around the ring, which is missing it’s ropes now.  The crowd is on their feet, cheering as “Gimme Chocolate” plays over the speakers.

Darlyn:  The following contest is a Main Event Ladder Match, and is for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships!!!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda… The Kawaii Dragons!!!

Winter walks out of the backstage area, her hair soaked from a long shower, and Tatsu still covering her mouth, trying not to laugh.  Winter elbows her in the side as they continue down toward the ring.  They grab a ladder and set it up against the turnbuckle before climbing the apron and walking into the ring.  They take their positions.

”Do you wanna get rocked?”

Darlyn:  Aaaaaand their opponents, at a combined weight of 4,267lb, they are your Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Alex Rush and Lucha Rhino!!!

Alex Rush comes out through the curtains, on the back of Edwin-Robert.  The crowd is back on their feet, cheering him on.  He holds his arms up high as Lucha Rhino moves down the ramp.  He circles the ring, and Alex slaps hands with several SCU and SCW stars as he goes around the ring.  Lucha Rhino stops and looks toward the ring as Tatsu begins shouting.


Lucha Rhino’s tail flicks up as some of the crowd covers their noses and move out of the way just in case.  Alex goes around the ring once more, looking for hands to slap, but everyone moves back, shaking their heads.  Alex shrugs his shoulders and rides Lucha Rhino over to the ring.  Lucha Rhino gets inside of the ring, and Alex steps down, but Tatsu and Winter are slapping at one another, bickering a little.  Referee Jade Pham gets to the center of the ring and raises her arms, shouting to Winter and Tatsu.

Jade:  Are you two ready?

Tatsu and Winter stop slapping at each other and nod their heads, with Winter getting one final slap to the back of Tatsu’s head, and Tatsu blows a raspberry at Winter.

Jade:  Are you guys ready?

Alex nods his head and steps forward.  Jade lowers one arm and calls for the bell with the other.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Tatsu and Winter immediately jump to the outside of the ring, grabbing two ladders, sliding them inside of the ring.

Gena:  They go to set them up, but Lucha Rhino charges, knocking them both over, and causing Tatsu and Winter to roll off the ring and to the outside.

Chad:  Winter points up at Lucha Rhino and shouts.  Tatsu saunters around as Alex sets up the ladder.  He starts to climb a few rungs, but Winter and Tatsu slide back inside of the ring.

Gena:  They give the ladder a few shakes, and Alex jumps off.  They circle around the ladder, and Winter reaches through the ladder, but Alex pulls away.

Chad:  Tatsu jumps up onto the ladder and starts to climb it, but Edwin-Robert catches her with his horn and drags her off the ladder.  She kicks and screams as she tries to get down.

Gena:  Alex uses the distraction to scurry up the ladder, and he reaches for the belts.  Winter climbs up quickly behind him, jumping onto his back and reaching onto the belts.

Chad:  She tugs on the belts, but Alex pushes back, and they fall off the ladders, bouncing off of Edwin-Robert, who also drops Tatsu, and the crowd laughs.

Gena:  Tatsu starts to get up, but her top is ripped, and she screams.  She ties it up best as she can, and goes for the ladder.  As she gets up halfway, Alex gets up.

Chad:  He sets her up on his shoulders and lifts her off of the ladder.  He stumbles around as Tatsu clutches onto his face, blinding him, and they fall backward out of the ring.

Gena:  Winter looks around and she begins circling the ladder with the rhino.  He huffs, and she huffs back at him.  She darts for the ladder, but Lucha Rhino knocks it over on top of Winter.

Chad:  She dumps the ladder off of herself as Lucha Rhino sits under the belts.  Alex leaps on top of Lucha Rhino and reaches up for the belts.  The rhino stands up a bit to give Alex a boost.

Gena:  Alex messes with the belts, but Winter rushes up the rhino and on Alex’s back.  She holds onto the belts and swings, but she gets the belts free and falls back near Tatsu!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn:  Here are your winners and NEW Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda… The Kawaii Dragons!!!

Winter rolls out of the ring and hands the free belt to Tatsu as “Gimme Chocolate” plays over the speakers.  Winter and Tatsu celebrate as the fans give off a disappointed reaction.  They stick their tongues out at the fans as they move behind the curtains and the show goes off the air.