« on: March 07, 2020, 12:36:16 PM »
Sin City Underground presents… Underground Ep. 52
Underground 52 returns back to Thursday night after taking a week off. SCU comes from the Multiusos Ciudad de Cáceres in Cacera, Spain, in front of a live audience on March, 5th, 2020 at 11:59pm PST
Segments encouraged from everyone. All segments are due to the Underground account by Wednesday, March 4th, 2020 11:59pm PST
Backstage reporter Marissa Henry is spotted walking, well -- backstage! She is a woman on a mission as she is clearly searching for someone, her eyes darting from left to right. Just as she rounds a corner in the annals of Spain’s Multiusos Ciudad de Cáceres when her ears pick up something strange; what seems to be choir music and the rhythmic and hearty singing of a choir itself.
Choir: Praise to him!
Praise to him!
Glory! Glory!
Praise to him!
Marissa frowns, a choir? Here of all places? She closes her eyes and shakes her head. This has the Good Shepherds written all over it. She rounds the corner and stops short, eyes widening as she realizes this is no ordinary choir -- and it has nothing to do with the Shepherds! The choir is comprised of nothing but handsome, oiled up and muscular men in open choir robes and wearing black speedos, dancing and gyrating from left to right, continuing their chorus while Helluva Bottom Carter is acting the role of choir master, directing them with sweeps and twirls of his arms.
Carter himself is dressed and ready for action in his spandex booty shorts and cuto-ff belly shirt bearing the emblem of Hello Kitty. But adorning that, like his choir, he too is wearing an open choir robe befitting the moment.
Carter then spins around and with his arms swept open wide, he cals aloud.
HBCarter: Praise to him! I say, praise to him!
Choir: Hallelujah!
HBCarter: When you look upon him, do you feel glory in God’s creation?
Choir: We do indeed!
HBCarter: Because when I look upon the glory that is Brother David Shepherd, I tell you brothers and sisters! I feel the cry of the Holy Spirit! I just want to drop to my knees before Brother David, gaze up into the heavens and shout -- GOOD JOB GOD!
A screen beside Carter and the choir comes to life with the following image…
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Carter salutes the heavens and then glances to the camera and waggles his eyebrows.
HBCarter: Good job INDEED! … However brothers and sisters! Some, like the mother and father of Brother David, would befoul our admiration in the glory of his flesh, as sins and abominations! But to this I say…
Carter proceeds to give the British two fingered salute and blows a raspberry.
HBCarter: It is indeed an abomination, but only when those who preach in the name of the Lord and attempt to use his Holy Writ as a weapon, a tool of hatred and violence! And in doing so, they use the arts of the Bible that they believe supports their beliefs while ignorin the passages that condemns their own behavior!
Choir: AMEN!
HBCarter: If homosexuality is indeed the evil Mother Mavis and Father Gerald preach, then why is the term homosexual never actually used in the Bible? That frame of mind shows poor Biblical scholarship and poor lifestyle bias! Heterosexual Christians are being unbiblical by using the clobber passages as justification for applying absolute standards of morality to homosexual “sins” that they themselves are not tempted to commit, while at the same time accepting for themselves a standard of relative morality for those sins listed in the clobber passages that they do routinely commit! In other words, religious hypocrites!
Choir: A-MEN!
HBCarter: Homosexuality is briefly mentioned in only six or seven of the Bible’s 31,173 verses! While the Bible is nearly silent on homosexuality, a great deal of its content is devoted to how a Christian should behave. All throughout it, the Bible insists on fairness, equity, love and the rejection of legalism over compassion. If heterosexual Christians are obligated to look to the Bible to determine the sinfulness of homosexual acts, how much greater is their obligation to look to the Bible to determine the sinfulness of their behavior toward gay persons!
Choir: AMEN!
Marissa rubs the bridge of her nose, mumbling…
Marissa: Oh brother…
HBCarter: If the Good Shepherds followed the teachings of the Bible as closely as they claim so that they might condemn those like ME, then they would be condemning themselves at the same time! Mother Mavis for the coloring and styling of her hair! For the adornment of gold and jewels on her part, and the wearing of makeup! Father Gerald for his own violent actions! For the trimming of his beard and wearing of mixed fibers! And I would be willing to bet that pork and shellfish has passed all of their lips! If Mother Mavis disputes her husband, does he take a hand to her which would be his right as a husband, according to the Bible? Now that Sister Esther has shown herself to be a great big ho and dishonors her mother and father, will she be put to death as the Bible says is their right!?
Choir: HELL NO!
HBCarter: And is Brother David punished with scourges and lashes for the display of his bare flesh to incite lustful thoughts with anyone with two eyes?? Because you know if he’s into that sort of thing I might be able to be talked into giving a Brother a hand!
Choir: Hallelujah!
HBCarter: Bottom line, Brothers and Sisters! I would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite! Amen!
And Carter dances of the dais as the choir continues…
Choir: Praise to him!
Praise to him!
Glory! Glory!
Praise to him!
Vs 
Singles Match
Andi Lynx vs Ivory Sullivan
Darlyn: The following opening contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
The lights around the arena switch to cotton candy blue and pink as "Hunger" by Ayria begins to play over the sound system. The club beat sends the crowd into a tizzy… Even more so as the adorable Andi Lynx makes her way onto the stage, large lolly in hand.
Darlyn: On the way to the ring… Standing at 5’6” Weighing in at 128ibs, From Brooklyn, New York… She is Sweeter Than Candy…. Andiiiiiii Lyyyyyynxxxxxxx!!!!
Lynx takes a moment to look out to the cheering crowd, her eyes light up in wonder… Lynx takes a moment then does a quick spin. Lynx skips her way down towards the ring, she slaps fives with some of the fans as she gets closer to the ring.
Lynx hurries up the steel steps and walks to the middle of the apron. She gives the fans a cheerful wave. The crowd cheers her on, Lynx raises her lolly up high with pride. The crowd pops for Lynx loudly…
Lynx puts the large lolly on her shoulder then enters the ring over the middle rope. She starts doing a lap inside the ring, waving to everyone with in hand while still holding large lolly on the other. The ref takes Lolly from Lynx as she heads over to the corner and starts to stretch as her music fades silence.
Bright pinks start flickering as "Word Up" starts playing while Ivory walks out with Shelby and Shannon next to her. She stops on top of the stage and looks side to side. She gives a slight nod of her head as her two mates heads back toward the back as she struts down the ramp.
Darlyn: From Las Vegas, Nevada, representing The New Foundation.....Ivory Sullivan!
Ivory steps up onto the ring apron, steps through the ropes and leans in the corner.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Andi Lynx makes her SCU in-ring debut tonight in a tough challenge with Ivory Sullivan, former Hardcore Tag Team Champion and member of The New Foundation.
Chad: But with a manager like JT Midas, pardon my French, but an asshole, the crowd isn’t quite sure how to react to this bubbly young lady.
Gena: Ivory doesn’t give her much time to try to get the crowd going as she rushes at her with a Rear Waist Lock. She trips up Andi and brings her down to her knees.
Chad: Andi struggles, but Ivory locks on a Full Nelson, bringing her up and shaking her about. Ivory takes pride in this until Andi finds the weak point and breaks free.
Gena: She brings Ivory down and then slides to her head, locking on an STF. Ivory struggles against it, but Andi shows she’ll give you a damn toothache.
Chad: Ivory is able to move over a bit and she drapes her foot over the bottom rope. Andi gives the break immediately.
Gena: Ivory moves over to the ropes and pulls herself up as she glares over at the smiling Andi. As Ivory is on her feet, she charges at Andi.
Chad: Andi goes for a Rear Chinlock, but Ivory hits an elbow to the side of the head and then hits a Pele Kick to Andi, sending her down to the mat.
Gena: Ivory circles Andi and stomps as she goes. She then drops an elbow to the back of Andi’s head. After digging it in, she flips Andi over onto her back.
Chad: Ivory hits a Knee Drop. She then stands up and goes for another stomp, but Andi grabs onto her ankle and hits a Dragon Whip. She then wrenches the ankle in an Ankle Lock!
Gena: Ivory struggles to get to the ropes, but Andi pulls her away and leans into it with all of her weight. Ivory holds onto her head, trying to stop herself from tapping.
Chad: Ivory gives it one final go, and she is able to hug onto the bottom rope to break up the hold.
Gena: Once Andi backs up just enough, Ivory gets to her feet and goes for a surprise cheap shot, but Andi lands the Welcome to AndiLand (Jumping Cross Armbar)!
Chad: Ivory tries to struggle out of it, but Andi is planted firmly on top of Ivory, and she’s not going anywhere! After a second, she taps out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner via submission… Andi Lynx!!!
Andi jumps up and down, shouting with joy. Her arms are up in the air as she hugs onto the referee rather than simply having her hand raised. She celebrates as she exits the ring.
A pre-recorded video slowly fades in. The audience is introduced to an empty Multiusos Ciudad de Cáceres as the picture comes to life―
Well, mostly empty.
A number of crew members are hard at work erecting a wrestling ring. The lot of them chat and joke amongst themselves as they go about their work. The camera lingers on them for a good while until it shifts up to the nosebleed section. One solitary person is seated up there.
Merlot Ayano.
The SCU Television Champion’s eyes are focused on the workers and partially built ring. Her gaze rests there for a moment, that is until she catches a glimpse of the camera. She gives the cameraman a smile and a wave as the picture zooms in.
Merlot: How doing?
A couple of seconds pass before she carries on.
Merlot: When was younger wrestler, would sometimes have anxiety before matches. One way Merlot cleared brain was to get to arena early and chill out. Gave Merlot chance to relax and focus on match.
She nods her head.
Merlot: No really get anxiety anymore. But will still come chill out every once in while.
A second or two passes.
Merlot: Last time Merlot was on screen, went to war with Kelli Torres. Had another amazing battle. Battle ended in tie that time. But in process, Kelli got hurt.
There’s another pause.
Merlot: Want to apologize to Kelli here on camera. Was never intention to hurt or harm. Never go into match trying to do such things. Just happened during heat of battle. Hope Kelli heal up and be back really soon.
Merlot nods her head.
Merlot: Now, suppose is time to talk about match with Virginia Mae Putnam.
There’s another pause.
Merlot: People have many feelings about Good Shepherds. Often times, those feelings are negative. Merlot? Have very little feelings about them as whole. Is many missguided people and groups in professional wrestling. Good Shepherds are just another. However, Merlot no here to be judge and jury. No, no, no. Merlot here to wrestle. And will wrestle well. So as long as Virginia and friends no resort to shenanigans, will be no issues. And just as always, Merlot will come to ring and bring all have.
She nods her head.
Merlot: Hai.
The camera lingers Merlot for a moment or two before the picture begins to fade out.
The cameras go backstage to see Marissa Henry outside of a locker room marked The Good Shepherds. She goes to knock on the door, but before she can, it opens up. Staring at Marissa is Virginia Mae Putnam. She glares at her for a second and then flashes a sweet smile.
Virginia: Oh hey hun! Git on in here, sugar. It’s nice to see you again.
Marissa: It is? Well that’s pleasant. I was told that you four wanted an interview with the big night ahead of you.
Virginia: It’s a golden night for most of The Good Shepherds. What with my shot at Merlot Ayano and the Television Championship? Or Mother and Father Shepherd defending their Heavenly Tag Team Championships.
Marissa nods her head when Virginia acts as if she is presenting Marissa with big news. However, with one omission, Marissa begins speaking.
Marissa: Of course, there is also Brother David taking on Helluva Bottom Carter.
Brother David shakes his head from across the room.
David: I promise you that it is not of any worth to us. My battle is less about what influence we can gain in SCU, and more about fighting off the unwanted advances of the sodomite. I am reminded of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah now more than ever.
Marissa: That’s funny because of what we just heard earlier.
David: Desperate attempts at undoing a rich, two thousand plus years of history and tradition. Carter is nothing more than one of the many sexually depraved men who care so little about others and their rights that he thinks it okay to push the homosexual agenda on me. I don’t know how much more clear I can be than to tell him that I am not interested. My father’s words were not enough, so hopefully mine are. I don’t want you. I don’t desire your body. I don’t even want to be in the same ring as you, but unfortunately, I do not have a choice. So, take each strike as a “no”. Take each grapple as a “#MeToo” cry for help. Take the Ray of Light as my way of dragging you into this reality.
David speaks his words vehemently and with conviction. Gerald looks over to David and gives him a nod of approval. Marissa takes a deep breath and does not say anything right away.
Virginia: That’s a bit of a personal matter that my dear boyfriend has to deal with. What I got with Merlot tonight ain’t personal, hun. It’s all about me getting the title and bringing it to The Church of the Good Shepherds. Easy as pie.
Mavis: Speaking of easy, I’m so happy that Donna decided to take it easy on me tonight. I’ve got a big match coming up on Sunday, and fighting someone like Angel Kash or Melissa Ruin would be just a touch difficult. Instead, she gave us Valentina and Shooter Reed. Easy marks.
Marissa: Shooter is fairly new to SCU. There’s a lot to be expected out of him. And Valentina has enjoyed singles and tag team success, holding those very belts that you guys have right now.
Gerald holds a hand up as he walks toward Marissa with The Good Book in his hand.
Gerald: Excuse me. Excuse me. Valentina is a level-headed gal. She knows better than to try to talk poorly of The Good Shepherds on Twitter. But if you call laying down for Angel Kash, choking before getting the top prize, and then running off and disappearing a singles success, then I’d hate to see what you call a failure. And riding on the success of Mark Cross hardly counts as success either. With all due respect, Valentina is not on our level. She is not a threat to The Good Shepherds.
Marissa: Her and Shooter, even before they were on the same page, made a decent impact in the SCU Mixed Tag Team Gauntlet Match at My Bloody Valentina.
Gerald gives a slow clap before Marissa even gets the last couple words out of her mouth.
Gerald: By golly Ms. Molly! Did y’all hear that? Mama? Son? Ginny? Valentina and Shooter made a decent impact on that gauntlet match. The same one that had my estranged daughter and her piece of trash husband in it, where they didn’t even get in one lick before getting chased off. That sideshow of a match saw them get a couple eliminations, but that’s exactly what it was. A sideshow attraction. It wasn’t a match against the Heavenly Tag Team Champions. Oh no siree. As God is my witness, tonight will be nothing short of a hometown massacre for Valentina. And that good-fer-nothin’ punk tag team partner of hers? The self proclaimed “Lord of H-Town”? He ain’t gonna fair much better, I’d reckon. He done made enemies with The Good Shepherds. Andrey Azarov is numero uno. The rest of the scum known as GRIME is a close second. And Shooter Reed and his Lords of H-Town are quickly closing in. Tonight just ain’t gonna be his night and it surely won’t be Valentina’s.
Gerald chuckles reassuringly at what he says. Marissa turns to face the camera as Gerald rallies his troops.
Marissa: And there you have it. The Good Shepherds have a busy night ahead of them, but they are clearly up to the task. Chad? Gena? Let’s send it back to you guys as Brother David takes on HB Carter, next!
Vs 
Singles Match
Brother David vs Helluva Bottom Carter
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Feel Invincible" by Skillet begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.
Darlyn: On his way to the ring from Tulsa, Oklahoma he is 6'4" and weighed in this morning at 245lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds he is Brother David Shepherd!
And the boos become louder. David walks out onto the stage, throwing his hands in the air, looking up. He nods his head and smiles when he goes back and forth across the stage. He holds His Holy Word in his hand as he comes to the center of the stage. He walks down the aisle as he continues to read. He sits it on the ring steps and jumps up onto the apron. He walks across the apron as he seeks His praise. He gets inside of the ring and bounces off of the ropes multiple times with high, angry energy as he waits for his opponent to arrive.
"#1 Crush" by Garbage begins too play and Carter steps through the curtains, holding an ankle length, sleeveless black robe closed in front of him. he then whips it open, revealing his ring attire of a printed belly t, booty shorts and thigh high boots. He holds one hand behind his head while running the other hand down his body while grinding his hips to the music.
Darlyn: From Seattle, Washington, weighing 176 pounds, he is the "Hardcore Bottom" -- Helluva Bottom Carter!
Carter drops the robe to the stage and runs toward the ring, slapping hands offered out to him all around the ringside area. He then hops up onto the ring apron in a split and slides beneath the bottom rope. He crawls seductively on all fours until he arrives in his corner. He pulls himself up and then lays across the top corner, awaiting the start of the match/his opponent's introduction.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: David is ready to charge across the ring, but Carter leans over the middle rope, looking back at David with a wink as he tries to entice him with his… Bottom.
Gena: This is the native mating call of the Hardcore Bottom. He is enticing his prospective mate with his tushy cakes, and the crowd laughs as David seethes in anger.
Chad: David walks over and gives Carter’s tushy a kick , sending him out to the apron. He then reaches over and lifts Carter up.
Gena: Carter rubs on David’s pectoral muscles and blushes. David throws a punch, but Carter ducks and hits a Shoulderbutt to David’s stomach.
Chad: And then he runs his tongue up those washboard abs! Carter gets the distraction and he jumps up onto the top rope, leaping off and jumping onto David’s shoulders.
Gena: He grabs David’s head and gyrates into his face until David stumbles back. Carter grabs onto his legs and then leans forward into a pin slash Stinkface combo…
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Chad: Carter finds himself pushed off and into the ropes. As he bounces off of them, David rolls him up into a pin of his own!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Gena: Carter rushes over to the corner and jumps up, looking for a Knee Drop, but David gets to his feet and grabs onto Carter’s feet.
Chad: Carter uses his legs to smash David’s head into his bottom a few times before dragging his head into the ring post, and then he lets go. He drops down to go for the cover.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Gena: David kicks out. He gets up behind Carter and wraps his arms around his midsection. Carter reaches back and holds onto David’s face, leaning in for a kiss, only to get pushed away.
Chad: David looks for the Ray of Light, but Carter is able to push David away. He jumps up and hits a Hurricanrana, and then he rides David’s face.
Gena: As David is able to wiggle free, wiping at his face in disgust, Carter is already up on the top rope, leaping off with the Fruit Fly (Corkscrew shooting star press)! He then turns around into the Fruit Basket (69 pinning combination)!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner via pinfall… Helluva Bottom Carter!!!
Carter jumps up as the referee raises his arm. He looks back at David and winks, catching his breath as he rubs his chest. “#1 Crush” plays over the speakers. He prances around the ring to celebrate his victory.
We go backstage to the Nobility locker room. We see Melissa Ruin and Angel Kash talking, cameras move in closer to catch what they’re saying.
Angel: Tonight, you better not fail me, Nobility is the number group in SCU. I don’t need you messing that up.
Melissa: Oh please, we took care of the dead weight weeks ago.
Angel: I suppose you’re right about that.
Melissa: Tonight, I’ll show Halo why running her mouth and thinking her non caring attitude is going to get her far in this match… Well it’s not. That trash will find out tonight why Nobility is number one.
Angel: If the match even takes place.
Melissa: Last week, GRIME had that stupid Purge again. I know they left us alone but if they interfere and attack me then Halo better back me up because I can’t fight them all. If they attack Halo then I’m going to join them because screw Halo!
Angel: GRIME is below Nobility, they should be grateful to share the same building with us.
Melissa: Well, just watch out because now you have Grimaldi running around attacking people from behind.
Angel: Who?
Melissa laughs.
Angel: We don’t mention The Nobodies around here.
Melissa: Then we have no one to talk about.
The two share a laugh as the camera cuts away.
SCWNetworkExclusiveMatch
Grimaldi vs Nagisa Yagata
The two men play the crowd up at first as half spend time cheering the new comer Hagisa, the other half booing the hell out of Grimaldi. Eventually the two would face off. Grimaldi will gain an advantage early on but Hagisa would go on to block a DDT from happening. This window of opportunity will allow him to gain the advantage for the rest of the match before Grimaldi would nail Nagisa not once but two times getting caught cheating and thus getting disqualified from the match.
The scene opens up backstage where the camera spots former Underground champion and Queen of Mean Veronica Taylor. Who is sitting in front of a mirror getting her hair done, and make up touched up. As tonight she would be competing in a tag team match teaming with O’Malley to take on the team of Alexis Staggs, and current SCW Underground title Celeste North. The very woman who took the title from Veronica, who soon pulled brand new Iphone 11 pro out of her Gucci handbag. Looking at the screen she soon lets out a sigh before speaking in her normal bitchy tone.
Veronica: Ugh, like you know something I thought Spain was supposed to be such a cultured place you know? But the more time I spend here the more I realise its as much of a hell hole as the rest of the places SCU keeps putting us in.
The fans boo loudly as Veronica chuckles as the make up artist speaks up a bit.
Makeup Artist: Well you have a lot more to worry about tonight than just your view on Spain. Tonight, you have a big tag team match…
Veronica held her hand up in a rude manner.
Veronica: Look if I wanted your opinion or that of any other basic I would of asked. Which news flash I won’t ask do you know who I am I am Veronica Freakin Taylor the woman who slayed ugglo and ended her Underground title regin then went on defend that title with true class, style and pose.
Makeup Artist: Well…
Veronica: Did I say you could speak? Ugh like you don’t understand English? I said I am not asking for your opinion. Celeste has beaten me twice but tonight begins the turn around first me and O’Malley take down basic Alexis Staggs and Celeste then next week in a tables match I put the ugg champ through the table and take the belt off of her. And bring some class after all Celeste's maybe two steps above allowing one of those Grime freaks to hold the title belt. Like have you seen them? No wonder a few of them wear mask I’d wear one too, looking like them.
Veronica rolled her eyes in a bitchy manner, continuing to speak.
Veronica: Like Celeste thinks she is untouchable newsflash fuggo isn’t. I mean it took her this long to even win it and shes been here day one why? Because Angel Kash scared her? Its pretty sad if you think about it. I mean how rich but after this match she will understand that she should of just given it up because I am gonna make her wish that she stayed in the corner with her fellow freak where it belongs.
Veronica smirked before speaking in her normal bitchy tone.
Veronica: But Celeste you were once a Mean Girl what a mistake that was, I mean really. We were so nice to let you in and you stayed in the group. BUt then we went our separate ways till I came back to SCU and you finally did it you won I give you that but starting tonight the true Queen of Mean takes back her throne sorry bout it.
Veronica blows a kiss to the camera and walks off after sitting up her heels clacking against the floor. As the scene fades to black.
Backstage, we see Alexis Staggs standing with Celeste North, watching the television screen in front of them. It does not go unnoticed by the fans that they are wearing their old signature black Nobodies hoodies with the hoods down. Alexis laughs and Celeste just shakes her head. They turn away from the screen as Celeste lifts a water bottle to her lips.
Alexis: Man, some things never change, right?
Celeste raises the shoulder that is hoisting up the SCU Underground Championship and she makes sure that all eyes are on it. Alexis rolls her eyes and shoves Celeste playfully, while taking the Underground Championship into her hands.
Celeste: Bitch! You know you’re not leaving this space with that belt, right?
Alexis: Not tonight anyway.
Celeste: Look, I’ve got a big enough bullseye on my back. You heard everything Veronica just said. She thinks next week that she will end my streak by putting me through a table. Fat fucking chance.
Alexis grins at the thought. She lets it linger just a second too long as Celeste elbows her playfully.
Alexis: Hey, watch it, woman. You don’t want me to punk you out before you have a chance to take on Veronica or Kelli.
Celeste goes to speak, but then confusion comes across her face.
Celeste: Not that I’d turn down any challenge, but… why Kelli?
Alexis: Oh, bitch… I forgot, you’re not on Twitter anymore. You have to read this.
Alexis pulls her phone out of her hoodie and with just a few swipes and taps, she holds her phone out as Celeste leans down to look at the phone. Her mouth moves as if she were speaking the typed words before her. A shrug still in her stance. However, one thing jumps out and changes her demeanor altogether.
Alexis: You know, I think Ms. Torres has a point there.
Celeste: Oh, fuck you, Lexi. Kelli Torres only has that one card to play. And I’ve got to tell you, I’m tired of bitches acting like I never challenged the whole roster at once. Like, the entire roster. Literally anyone. Jenifer and myself issued that challenge months ago. It’s not my fault she didn’t think I was worth the trouble back then. And maybe I don’t think she’s worth the trouble right now.
Alexis moves to the side as if she’s questioning Celeste. But Celeste does not give her the chance to say a word. Instead, she turns to look right at the camera.
Celeste: No, I’m not going to play that game. It says that you’re on your way back, Kelli? Congratulations. I wish you a speedy recovery. Mote it be. But as soon as you get back, let’s fix that little issue that you brought up. I challenge you to a match. Not that you care for the title, clearly, but I’ll put my championship status and my two years plus streak on the line for you. Think of it as a nice little welcome back gift. Because, honestly, right now, I am the top bitch in SCU.
Alexis: Uh, hello… Tag team partner for the night standing literally right next to you.
Celeste: Pst-ttt-ttt… I’m not in the best mood, after having just watched my best friend get thrown off of the Sin City Tron last week, helpless to stop it. Then to see her getting taunted on Twitter by someone who is more injury prone than like anyone on the roster does not sit well with me. You want to puff out your chest like a bad bitch? Well, sweetie, you’re looking at the baddest bitch right now. Don’t push your luck too far, sweetheart.
Alexis just mouths the word “Damn”. She laughs as Celeste is seething now. She then looks over to the camera.
Alexis: Now that Celeste is riled up and ready to take on the entire roster, let me say just one thing. O’Malley, this Nobody is coming for you hard, and I’m coming for you right now…
She begins walking off, putting the Underground Championship over her shoulder as she takes a step toward the door. However, Celeste taps her on the shoulder and then takes the belt from her. She straps it around her waist. Alexis taps at it. After a second, they both lift their hoods up and exit the shot.
Vs
Tag Team Match
Celeste North and Alexis Staggs vs Veronica Taylor and O’Malley
Darlyn: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
The lights die down as “The Nobodies” by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. The Nobodies video begins playing over the Sin City Tron as two hooded figures step out onto the stage. As the light flashes across them, we see their identities.
Darlyn: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 235lb, they are Alexis Staggs and your Underground Champion Celeste North… The Nobodies!!!
Alexis and Celeste toss their hoods back as they look to one another with a nod. They walk toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. They reach the bottom and then they slide inside of the ring. They walk around as Celeste takes her belt off and hands it to the referee. Her and Alexis meet in their corner and begin talking as the lights return to normal and the music fades.
Turn my Swag on by Keri Hilison hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica's Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the "stench" in the arena.
Darlyn: From Beverly Hills, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 122lb, she is… “The First Class Mean Girl”... Veronica Tayyyyyyyyyylorrrrrrr!!!
Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera "So damn first class baby", before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.
The lights in the arena die down as the opening riffs of Gothic Celtic Music Shadow Wisps starts to play. The lights stay out for several seconds before dark green and white strobe lights start shining all around, and fog fills the entrance and along the ramp. Moments later , O’Malley steps through the curtain wearing a long black leather trenchoat. He is joined by lady companion, Darcy Donohue. They stand at the entrance for several moments before O’Malley takes the first step on their way to the ring, and Darcy follows closely behind.
Darlyn: Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Darcy Donohue! From Dublin, Ireland...Weighing in at one hundred ninety-five pounds...Please welcome...O’MALLEY!!
Once he makes it to the ring, he lets Darcy walk up the steps and follows behind her. He holds the ropes open for her, and she steps through, and he enters after her. They stand in the center of the ring where Darcy removed O’Malley’s coat, then leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek before making her way to the outside, as his music dies down.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: O’Malley and Celeste look to start things off. O’Malley points to Alexis, but Celeste pats at her own chest, fired up. She approaches the center of the ring to meet O’Malley.
Gena: O’Malley ties up with Celeste and easily plants her on the mat with a Body Slam. She arches her back as O’Malley picks her up and sends her into her own corner.
Chad: But as O’Malley charges at her, Celeste steps out of the way and he collides with the corner. Celeste begins hitting rapid jabs and hooks to O’Malley, while Alexis reaches in and gets several shots of her own.
Gena: O’Malley hits an elbow to the side of Alexis’ head and causes her to fall back a bit. Celeste hits a Dropkick to his knee, taking him down to it.
Chad: Celeste grabs onto O’Malley’s head and hits a Headbutt that sends him back into the corner. Alexis reaches in and chokes O’Malley as Veronica shouts at the referee to do his job.
Gena: The referee separates Alexis from O’Malley, and as Alexis fights it, Veronica comes inside and clobbers Celeste against the back of the head with her hand mirror.
Chad: O’Malley quickly gets to his feet and he takes Celeste down with a Spear. He forcefully pins Celeste down to the mat into a pin.
One!
Two!
Gena: Alexis quickly gets inside and drops an elbow to the back of O’Malley’s head. The referee warns her and she steps back, holding her hands up.
Chad: Celeste rolls out from under O’Malley. She climbs on his back and begins clubbing at the back of his head, even as he rises up. She begins hammering away at him with elbows to the top of his head.
Gena: O’Malley stumbles down to his knees again as Celeste starts to make a major impact. He crawls over and tags in Veronica before rising up and dropping Celeste right onto her back.
Chad: Veronica climbs on top of Celeste and begins throwing open handed slaps, back and forth, back and forth. Celeste tries to block, but Veronica is determined.
Gena: Celeste finally uses her strength to flip Veronica over onto her back, throwing punches at her. Veronica can’t seem to block nearly half of them. Celeste finally stops and lifts her up.
Chad: She wraps her arms around Veronica’s neck, looking for a DDT, but Veronica punches her with something in her hand and quickly slides it out to Darcy who disposes of it quickly.
Gena: Celeste falls back to the mat as Veronica holds her hands up after blowing on her knuckles. She then brings her arm down, showing off her muscles.
Chad: Oh, right… Her “muscles”... Not those diamond encrusted brass knuckles. While Celeste is seeing stars, she shows great ring awareness as she slips over and tags in Alexis.
Crowd: *POP!*
Gena: Alexis jumps inside of the ring and takes Veronica down with a Clothesline. And then another! And then another!! She’s on fire. As Veronica gets back up, Alexis catches her with a Discus Uppercut!
Chad: Veronica stumbles back, but then she jumps up onto Alexis in a Lou Thesz Press, hammering away with everything she’s got now!
Gena: Alexis flips her over and gives her the same exact treatment. But then Veronica whips her over, and gets in a few hits before Alexis does the same.
Chad: It’s like a catfight, except… not as catty as I would have imagined. Veronica is on fire tonight, and O’Malley and Darcy seem surprisingly pleased by that fact.
Gena: Veronica is starting to get the better of Alexis until Alexis grabs onto her hair and turns it catty. She begins pounding Veronica’s head into the mat.
Chad: Veronica gets her knees up and pushes Alexis off of her. She dives past Alexis and tags in O’Malley now!
Gena: This is the man that injured out Alexis’ husband, Tim Staggs, at My Bloody Valentine. She’s been dying to get a hold of O’Malley since.
Chad: O’Malley grabs hold of Alexis and spins her around. He lifts her up and plants her onto the mat. He looks for the Celtic Crush (Reverse Cloverleaf)!
Gena: But Celeste quickly enters the ring and kicks O’Malley in the back of the head to stop him. As he turns around, he sees Celeste duck just in time for Veronica to swing a chair in his direction.
Chad: O’Malley grabs the chair, stopping it just as Alexis jumps up and kicks him right against the chair. As he drops it, Celeste helps lift him up into the Put On Notice (Kudo Driver)! Celeste neutralizes Veronica as Alexis goes for the cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here are your winners via pinfall… Alexis Staggs and Celeste North… The Nobodies!!!
“The Nobodies” plays over the speakers as Celeste and Alexis joins in the center, looking down at Veronica, who has scurried out of the ring, and Darcy, who is helping O’Malley to get out of the ring. He tries to get back inside, but Darcy shakes her head at this and helps him to the back. Alexis waves at him sarcastically as Celeste holds up her championship belt.
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