[Tad Ezra]

 SCU Ep 48 - Trenton, Florida. Trenton High School

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The crowd sits in shock as they watch the last few seconds of the video.  They are buzzing amongst each other when Sister Esther Shepherd walks out onto the stage.  She walks down the ring without her protective gear.  She gets a mixed reaction before she stops just short of the ring.  Red exits the ring and comes toward her.  She crosses her arms over her chest and glares at the scene inside of the ring.  Red then walks around Esther and wraps her arms around her.

Gerald:  GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF MY DAUGHTER!

Gerald prepares to exit the ring when Esther leans back and kisses his mask.  She jumps into his arms as Red stares through the mask at Gerald.  GRIME then begins leaving the ringside area slowly, leaving Esther and Red in one another’s arms, staring back at Gerald who is losing his mind.  Red then carries Esther off and she smiles wickedly all the way up the ramp and through the curtains.



Redondo Beach California.

The scene slowly com into focus on Marissa Henry, sitting in a lounge chair.

Marissa: Hello Sin City Underground, today I’m on location in Redondo Beach California, and would like to welcome my guest at this time, Team Canada.

Stewart: Nice of you to join us Marissa.

Marissa: So let me cut to the chase, what’s your opinion of G.R.I.M.E.

Stewart: to be honest, they’re a bunch of scumbags.

Marissa: Okay, but about another development that happened last week, the return of the Pride Tag Team titles, what led the decision to bring them back and make then active again.

Sarah: After G.R.I.M.E. stole the double down titles, Sin City Underground was left in a rather difficult situation without tag team champions, and since we had a set of tag team titles still in our possession, we decided to offer them to Sin City Underground, Donna accepted our offer, under the condition the Earl and Dahlia defend them on episode 48.

Marissa: Which leads me to my next question, how do you feel about defending the titles in a battle royal.

Dahlia: It doesn’t matter to us, whenever you get to chance to defend the titles we do, we relish competition and were defending against some really great teams, The Nobodies great team, the Good Shepherds great team Killer Kandies and the team GO great teams.

Marissa: and, of course, Stewart and Winter.

Earl: Of course, and you know Stewart and aren’t going to hold back and should Dahila or I eliminate Stewart or should he eliminate one of us there will be no hard feelings.

Stewart: That’s right.

Marissa: Alright good luck to you at Episode 48.

Earl: Thanks Marissa.




Vs


Tag Team Match
Fox Brothers vs Powershock and Eyesnsane

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. The crowd immediately cheers as Mason and Jason step out onto the ramp, yipping as they cross the stage. They are soon followed by Martha Fox, and the crowd gets even louder.

Liam: On the way to the ring, the Double Down Champions... the team of Jason and Mason Fox, the Fox Brothers!!!

Jason and Mason find their way to the rampway. The fans cheer as they slap hands on the way down. They slide inside of the ring as Martha settles into the corner, all smiles Jason and Mason get in the ring as they walk around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into their corner.

The arena lights turn to a dark red tint as smoke fills the stage, ramp and ring. A thunderous gong sounds as a wicked scream is soon heard through the speakers. Sinister laughter follows before "Indestructible" starts playing. A man wearing a dark red mask with a blood red jumpsuit walks out onto the stage followed by two individuals. The masked man stands on the stage as the woman clings to his arm and the man is pointing at the ring.

Liam: And their opponents… From the Depths of hell, accompanied by his mouthpiece Stephen Lance and his valet Aeriel Sizemore....please welcome Powershock!!

Powershock throws both arms up and out as pyro goes off. He then sombers down the ramp while keeping his eyes pointed at the ring. A sly smirk appears on his face as he steps up onto the ring apron and steps over the ring ropes.

The lights in the arena go out. The tron starts and the music hits the PA system. A spotlight shines brightly on a spot on the stage as smoke comes up from a circle where it is shining and Eyesnsane is slowly elevated from beneath the stage as he comes into view.

Liam: From Chicago, IL, standing at 6’2” and weighing in at 230lb, he is… Eyesnsane!

Once on the stage he stops and curls his left arm flexing his bicep for a moment as he looks out at the crowd. Then he makes his way to the ring, walking up the stairs before stepping into the ring between the top and second ropes and heading to the far turnbuckle where he climbs up to the second rope as he folds his arms in front of himself looking out at the crowd for a moment before hopping down.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: And right away Mason Fox takes Eyesnsane off of his feet with a running dropkick! He’s wasting no time, sending Eyesnsane into the ropes for another dropkick…!

Gena: Only the veteran Eyesnsane holds onto the top rope and Mason crash lands on his tailbone! Eyesnsane has him up and sends him face-first into the corner and here comes the big guy!

Chad: Powershock is tagged in and he clobbers Mason with some serious forearm shots to the back! Mason is sent to his knees and Powershock deadlifts him up around the waist and runs him straight into the corner of the ring!

Gena: Powershock tags Eyesnsane back in and the big man Irish whips Mason into the ropes and wow! He just THROWS him into the air and Mason crashes face-first!

Chad: And Eyesnsane slides right into him with a shining wizard! Eyesnsane has the first cover of the match!

One!
Two!
Kick out!

Gena: Eyesnsane ties Mason up in the corner and he’s laying in the knee strikes to the smaller man’s upper body and damn! That was one hell of an uppercut to Mason’s chin!

Chad: Look at Jason begging for the tag and yipping like his tail is on fire! Does he seriously want this tag seeing what his brother is going through?

Gena: I’m sure he wants to win so yes. He wants the tag.

Chad: Rotsa ruck!

Gena: Can you believe this? Eyesnsane just flings Mason into his own corner and actually allows the fresh Fox brother to get the tag! That’s confidence!

Chad: That’s ego!

Gena: Eyesnsane and Jason lock up, and straight away Jason is backed into the near corner and Eyesnsane immediately goes to work on him! Jason reverses their positions and now he’s taking the fight to Eyesnsane! Can you believe it?

Chad: Listen to the fans! They can’t! Jason goes to send him into the far corner but … wait! Eyesnsane reverses it! Now Eyesnsane comes at him full speed and Jason leapfrogs up and over him and brings him down with a backslide!

One!
Two!
Kick out!

Gena: Oh and Eyesnsane has had enough! He counters another Irish whip into a short-arm clothesline! He brings Jason over with a Northern Lights suplex and bridge!

One!
Two!
Kick out!

Chad: He has Jason pinned down and is just grounding and pounding that poor kid! Jason is trying to use his arms to shield himself from the worst of it but it’s not doing him much good!

Gena: Eyesnsane drags Jason over to his corner and tags Powershock back into this one. Jason is trying to reach his corner but Powershock cuts him off with a guillotine legdrop across the back of his head. Powershock sends him into the ropes and catches him in a spinning bearhug slam and an immediate cover!

One!
Two!
Mason breaks it up!

Chad: Mason saves his brother or else this one could have been over!

Gena: And now Powershock is after Mason! There’s a chase outside of the ring! Eyesnsane tries to cut Mason off but Mason dives under the ring and he’s lost them!

Chad: Don’t be so sure! Yes, it looks like Eyesnsane has him! He and Powershock are dragging Mason back out from beneath the ring! Listen to Mason cry like a scared fox!

Gena: They pull poor Mason up -- and Mason dives out of the way just as Jason suicide dives through the ropes and wipes out both Eyesnsane AND Powershock! Jason pulls them up and Mason launches himself from the top of the corner with a moonsault to the outside onto their opponents!

Chad: This is insane! Jason and Mason manage to get Powershock back inside and Jason covers the big man!

One!
Two!
Powershock THROWS Jason off!

Gena: Now THAT was a kick out! And Jason lands close enough to his corner to get the tag! Lucky thing!

Chad: Mason climbs to the top and waits for Powershock to rise. As soon as he does, Mason leaps for a flying cross body but… oh no! POwershock catches him and powerslams him!

Gena: Oh this one might as well be over! There is just no way the Fox Brothers can stand up against this kind of power and experience!

Chad: Powershock drags Mason up and body slams him … and a gut wrench suplex! Powershock tags Eyesnsane back in and I think this one is over! They’re both signaling for the end!

Gena: Powershock holds Mason and Eyesnsane goes for a running high knee strike, but Jason makes the save! He clips Powershock’s leg out from under him and Eyesnsane misses!

Chad: Wait! Mason takes advantage and rolls Eyesnsane up from behind!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Here are your winners -- Mason and Jason - the Fox Brothers!

Gena: I can’t believe it! This has got to be the biggest upset in SCU history!

Chad: YOU can’t believe it!? Look at Eyesnsane and Powershock! Neither of them know what just happened!

Gena: And lucky for Mason and Jason that they escaped the ring in time! There will be some celebrating in the Fox den tonight!

Chad: Seriously….?

[Tad Ezra]

 

The school library is a bus scene between the matches, as fans file in to meet some of their favorites in Sin City Underground and purchase some souvenirs; t shirts, glossy 8x10s and much more. Helluva Bottom Carter is at one such table with colorful photographs of himself to sell, along with his brand new “Bottoms Up!” t shirt.

A teenage girl is standing in front of his table and he signs his name with a flourish on a picture before sliding it across the table for her. He then stands up and with a bright smile and leans over to pose with her, as she takes a selfie alongside of him. She gives the young rookie a quick hug before hurrying off, and before the next fan can step up, Gemma Frost slides in (pun intended).

Gemma: Carter, that was a fantastic performance with those cheerleaders earlier. I hope you’re not too worn out before your first championship opportunity in tonight’s Main Event.

Carter winks at her.

HB: Oh trust me Gem, it takes a lot more than dancing to wear me out! Believe me, after my match against Eyesnsane, I am ready for a night of firsts! My first SCU title shot, and my first Main Event!

Gemma: Indeed it’ not just for the Pride Tag Team Championship, but it’s also the Misty O’Malley Battle Royal, honoring one of the premiere female talents in wrestling.

HB: Oh trust me, I know all about Misty. At the GO Gym, Gabriel and Odette didn’t just have me study male wrestlers. They showed me a fair amount of matches involving Misty just because she was that damn good! An SCW Original and one bad ass babe!

Gemma: Now we know that you have your eyes on the SCU Television Championship, currently held by Mz Holly Wood…

Carter puts his palms together and nods as if in prayer or in honoring his wrestling icon, Ms Holly Wood…

Gemma: But how do you think Team GO will fare tonight?

HB: Oh sweety, those titles are coming right back to Las Vegas with Ari and myself. And while the Three Way have finally returned, I am just hoping it all comes down to the Good Shepherds and Team GO. Because Ari and I and those Bible thumpers each have a win, so what better way to break the tie than with my bestie and I bringing the Pride tag team titles back to the GO Gym? Fastest rising champions in GO Gym history, right here!

Before Carter can continue, an SCU backstage tech slips in and whispers something in his ear. Carter closes his eyes and shakes his head…

HB: As Ben Jordan would say… ‘bloody hell!’

Carter quickly excuses himself and hurries out of the library. Gemma looks at her cameraman with a shrug but beckons him to tag along as she follows Carter out into the school hallway, and straight into the school cafeteria where Alexis’ birthday bash is being held. A large crowd is gathered, watching as smoke billows out from the kitchen area, cutting the fans and workers off from purchasing snacks for the show. Covering his face with his arm, Carter hurries past staff and into the kitchen … only to re-emerge moments later, escorting his best friend and GO Gym alumni partner, Ariana Angelos, out as she has a coughing fit with smoke wafting off of her clothes and hair.

Ariana: I was just trying to help them in the kitchen with the snacks! I don’t understand what happened!

HB: Well I ‘could’ be wrong, but you know that part where you went into the kitchen?

Ari coughs and looks up at him with watery eyes.

Ariana: Yeah?

HB: Yeah, don’t do that.

Ari frowns as Carter takes her by the shoulders and steers her out of the cafeteria.



The camera cuts backstage as Alex Rush charges through the hallways of the Trenton High School. Alex stops as he puts his hands on his hips, breathing heavy.

Alex: Bloody Nora, got a stitch. Didn't think those things were real.

Marissa Henry walks towards Alex, letting out a sigh of relief.

Marissa: There you are Alex, people have been looking all over for you. They didn't think you was gonna make it. Where have you been and Why are you dressed like that?

Alex stands up straight to show the camera that he is wearing grey jogging bottoms and a white tank top, with a thick gold chain around his neck.

Alex: Well, funny story really. See, I found out that I had to do this wrestling thing, right? So I was like talking to the rhinos, and I was like hey Rhinos, have you seen that new Jay and Silent Bob movie and they were like yeah dude, everyone came back, it was like awesome yet sad, and I was like, why was it sad my rhino friends and they said....

Marissa: Alex, I think we're going off track.

Alex: Alright, yeah, probably, maybe, I could be. Anyway, so they told me why it was sad and I was like that is really sad fella's and I wept a bit, yeah? Then I was like, I know what would cheer me up, wrestling, not the spandex but wrestling, and they was like Alex maaaaaaan, didn't you say earlier you had to wrestle and I was like, I did? And they was like you did! So I said cool and looked for a place to get a kebab.

Marissa: Still off track Alex.

Alex: No, I'm on track, choo choo. Right, so they said let's go to Trenton where you gotta wrestle for a kebab, so I was like I gotta wrestle for a kebab? And they was like no, you can find a kebab then wrestle, I thought if I wrestled, the prize for winning was a kebab, but they said no, so I was like oh, ok. So we went to Trenton, but there was a problem.

Marissa: What?

Alex: Well, I couldn't find a kebab, but I found this like pork roll thing, and this white corn, which confused me cause I thought corn was yellow, or the pop variety. I wonder what that's made out of.

Marissa: Corn.

Alex: That's what I'm talking about, I'm wondering what popcorn is made out of. Anyway, so yeah, no kebabs, and these blokey people were dressed different and talking in weird kinda talk, a lot of eh's and oh's and forgetdaboutit! So I thought I better fit in, so I bought these clothes right, and they said yo bro, let's go to the shore, so I was like, ooooh, so I bought this bucket and spade right? Then I made this sand castle and it was epic.

Marissa yawns as she waits.

Alex: Then this guy said bro, you're Alex Rush! The singer and the wrestler and I said I know you are but what am I? Then he said it again, so I said it again, and fast forward two hours someone else told me that SCU wasn't in that area, they were in a different Trenton.

Marissa: You was in New Jersey, wasn't you?

Alex: Was I?

Marissa nods her head.

Alex: Oh, wanna know what the saddest part of it was Pussy Willow?

Marissa: I'm not Pus.... what Alex?

Alex: I lost my shoe.

The camera points down to see Alex standing wearing only one shoe. Marissa sighs.

Marissa: Now ya here, do you have anything to say about your match with Dorian B?

Alex rubs the beard on his chin.

Alex: Nah, you know me, I don't like to talk too much. Anyway, ta-rah for a bit.

Alex wanders off, leaving Marissa shaking her head.



The cameras cut to the back where Vector has just finished getting warmed up. He looks at the camera pointing at him and smiles.

Vector: It’s so good to be competing in my first match in this new year. What makes it better is that we are in my hometown. I have dreamed of performing in front of friends and family. Now I get to make it a reality. Unfortunately, my opponent will suffer yet another setback. I just hope you are ready for the V C R.

Vector smiles before walking off.



Vs

Singles Match
Andrew Borg vs Vector C. Rogers

The cameras flash around the ringside area to see Andrew Borg standing inside of the ring, ready for his on camera debut.

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, already in the ring, from Tulsa, OK he is… Andrew Borg!

Crowd:  BOOOOO!!!

Andrew Borg looks around and waves out in different directions to the crowd, a smile on his face.

Liam:  And his opponent, from right here in Trenton, Florida, he is… Vector C Rodgers!!!

"Jump" begins to play as Vector C. Rodgers comes walking out with two beautiful ladies on his arm. One looks to be dressed for a fight and the other looks dressed for the oscars. The crowd is going wild as Vector escorts both ladies down the aisle. He stops at the bottom, hopes up onto the ring apron and waits for them. He holds the ropes open for them before jumping over them.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Andrew: You know VCR, there comes a time and a place in which you must ask yourself. Can I be better…? Yes You Can! Sometimes, a man comes to work and fails to excel at it. But can you turns things around…? Yes You Can! VCR, in front of your hometown, will…

Chad: VCR has heard enough of this as he attacks Andrew Borg from behind. Andrew stumbles forward. VCR grabs Abdrews head and drops him with an Inverted DDT! The hometown crowd cheer VCR on!

Gena: VCR gets Andrew to his feet. He grabs Andrew… Andrew knees VCR in the gut then drops him with a swinging neckbreaker. The fans boo Andrew…

Andrew: Yes You Can!

Chad: Andrew grabs VCR’s head but VCR kicks Andrews hands away. VCR gets to his feet but gets dropped right back down with a clothesline! Andrew follows that that an elbow drop to the chest!

Gena: Andrew gets up to his feet. He runs towards the ropes and goes for a leg drop but misses as VCR sits up on time. VCR gets to his feet as does Andrew. Andrew lifts his leg up for a big boot that misses as VCR nails him in the knee with a low dropkick.

Chad: VCR picks up Andrew… Andrew grabs VCR for the small package.

One…

Gena: VCR kicks out, They both make it to their feet at the same time. Andrews nails VCR with a hard chop to the chest. Andrew goes for another which knocks VCR to the mat. Andrew stomps on the fingers of VCR.

Chad: Andrew moves towards the chest area, he stomps on the chest of VCR. Andrews gets VCR to his feet and yells at him…

Andrew: Yes You Can!

Chad: VCR makes Andrew pay as he goes for and nails the VCR Kickback! (Roundhouse Kick followed by front flip Facebuster) VCR goes for the cover!

One…
Two…
Three!!!


Diing! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Yor winner of this match… Vector C Rodgers!!!!

The ref tries to lift the hand of VCR but he gets caught from behind from Andrew with a German suplex. Andrew keeps the hold as he hits VCR with another one. SCU security rush the ring as Andrew gets booed, to much from the crowd to keep it safe





The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see the two members of Team Go, Ariana Angelos and HB Carter talking privately about the events of the past week’s Climax Control when they are approached by Marissa.

Marissa: Carter, Ari, tonight you are one of several teams challenging for the Pride Tag Team Titles in tonight’s Main Event, now the last time you two teamed up to challenge for a promotion’s tag titles………

HB: I got manhandled by a much larger man in a very rough way and ultimately, he finished on top!

Ariana: Phrasing?

Marissa: Err, yeah, what Ariana said, how are things going to be different tonight?

HB: Well, we have a lot more people to beat off, we’ve been intimate with the Killer Kandies, the Good Shepherds and The Nobodies before but it’ll be our first time with the other teams, that said I do hope Brother David’s representing the Good Shepherds tonight because I would love to be involved with The Three Way and him!

Marissa and Ari share a look before the two women shake their heads.

Ariana: I’m not even going to say it, anyway I came up short against Celeste last week but the fact that I managed to hold my own definitely turned a few heads and tonight Team Go will win the Misty’s Battle Royal because Fortune Favors the Bold and after my performance last week, I am pumped to win my first title alongside my best friend!

Marissa: Well said and good luck tonight.

HB: Sex.

Ariana cracks up at the last thing Carter says before the scene fades.



Vs

Singles Match
Alex Rush vs Dorian B

Gold stars start to flash around the stage entrance as the arena lights start to drop out and a voice is heard saying "Do you wanna get rocked?" The name Alex Rush appears on the screen and the fans instantly burst in to cheers as Def Leppards "Let's Get Rocked" blasts through the speakers.

Liam: From Westminister, London, England, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is Alex Rush!

Smoke appears at the top of the ramp as a spotlight hits the entrance way to see the back of a long haired man with one hand in the air holding up the devil horns sign. He turns around to more cheers as the spotlight shines on the face of Alex Rush! A line of security as seen either side of him as the lights brighten to show fans "held back" by security at the top of the ramp. Alex is wearing black leather pants with a red stripe down either side, a white shirt with the devill horns hand sign on in a faded gray colour. Around his wrist, a multi coloured scarf is tied. He looks to the held back fans and wave a hand at them in a presidential fashion before making his way down to the ringside area. Alex steps up the steps and through the middle and top rope and in to the center of the ring, his arms in the air with the devil horns sign as gold sparks fall from the roof. Alex reaches down, removing his shirt and throws it to the crowd as he waits for his opponent.

Lights go down low as "Starboy" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.

Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is Dorian Brown!!!

Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Dorian and Alex stare across the ring at one another and it looks pretty damn serious, especially for Alex Rush.  He’s giving Dorian the evil eye.

Chad:  Are you serious?  He’s got his eyes locked on the hot redhead in the front row.  Dorian is just in the way.  Alex leaves his corner and Dori heads toward the center of the ring.

Gena:  They’re about to tie up when Alex walks right past Dori and leans over the ropes, hollering at the girl.  She stands up and shows off for the audience as they cheer.

Chad:  Dori isn’t a fan of being ignored and he walks up behind Alex and rolls him up into a pin!

One!
Kickout!

Gena:  If nothing else, Dori’s got Alex’s attention.  He rolls back against the ropes and puts Dori on the mat with a Clothesline.  He picks Dorian up from the mat and Dori clobbers him with a Right Hook.

Chad:  Alex holds onto his face, but then reaches out and pinches and pulls on Dori’s cheek, stunning Dori for Alex to do a Bell Clap, and Dori is disoriented, blinking.

Gena:  Alex bounces off of the ropes and hits a Battering Ram to Dori’s stomach, knocking him down to the mat.  Alex falls backward, his eyes widened and his head shaking.

Chad:  Dorian heaves as he crawls over toward the ropes, holding onto his stomach.  Alex gets up and jumps on Alex’s back, wrapping an arm around Dori’s neck, and giving him noogies.

Crowd:  Hahaha!

Gena:  Dorian seems out of his element right now.  Alex might have gotten into his head a bit, an unusual thing for Alex. Time away might have taught him a thing or two.

Chad:  Or he’s just annoyed that Dori interrupted getting that number from the chick wearing the Mr. Firecrotch shirt. The referee finally gets Alex to break the hold.

Gena:  Alex steps back a few paces at the referees orders.  Dorian gets to his feet, and as Alex rushes at him, Dori grabs his arm and steps behind Alex, twisting it back.

Chad:  Dori gives a couple pelvic thrusts that cause the audience to go “Ooooooooh!!!”, only for Alex to duck and move under, pulling Dori’s arm back, and giving him a few thrusts in return!

Crowd:  OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Gena:  Not expected, but turnabout is fair play.  He then shoves Dori into the ropes and uses the momentum to roll him back into a pin.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Chad:  Dorian gets to his feet first, and he and Alex tie up.  They struggle for position until Alex lets go and begins tickling Dorian’s sides.  Alex kicks Dorian in the stomach and drops a DDT.

Gena:  Alex drags Dorian to the corner and props him up.  He rushes back and then charges forward at Dorian with a Stink Face!  But Dorian grabs onto his waist and gets into it!

Chad:  I pegged Dorian for a bottom, but he’s playing the power top right now, and Alex doesn’t catch on right away.  When he does, he stands up and turns around to see Dorian licking his lips and smacking on his fingers!

Gena:  Alex’s eyes widen and Dorian’s bedroom eyes come on.  Dorian slowly steps out of the corner, flicking his long, sensual tongue at Alex, who holds a hand up and slowly steps backward.

Chad:  Dorian bites his bottom lip and begins pumping his pelvis.  Alex chuckles nervously before finding his way into the corner. He turns his head and points to the front row where a guy stands up, showing off his Hot Chocolate t-shirt.

Gena:  Dorian shakes his head and points to Alex with a “come hither” wave of the finger.  Alex drops to the ground and crawls between Dori’s legs quickly.  Dorian grabs his legs.

Chad:  Alex turns over on his back and tries to kick Dorian in the face.  Dori grabs his leg and pulls him in.  Alex uses his legs to twist and bring Dori down.

Gena:  Dori stands up, but Alex jumps on his back with the Choke on this Wad (Rear Naked Choke).  He begins flicking at Dori’s nose and letting his hair dangle in his face.

Chad:  Dori tries to move his head from side to side, but Alex blows a raspberry on the side of his head.  He continues to force Dorian down until finally… he taps!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner via tap out… Alex Rush!!!

Alex’s music doesn’t even get to hit as members of GRIME rushes down the ramp, surrounding the ring.  Yellow and Sky Blue enter the ring, followed by Red and Sea Green.  Rory and Eric and Jacob and Hitamashii order them around, staying as added insurance.  The audience boos loudly.  Sky Blue picks Dorian up and drops him with a Military Press Slam to the outside of the ring.  They then turn their attention to Alex rush, stalking him as he holds his hands up begging.  The masked members laugh and continue approaching until Alex is in the corner.  He shakes his head as they get within ten feet of him now, closing in slowly.  He turns to look at the curtain and he blows a whistle.

Crowd:  HELL YEAH!!!

The crowd goes nuts as a rhinoceros comes charging down the ramp.  The GRIME members outside of the ring instantly heads for the hills.  The ones inside the ring stare on as Alex climbs to the apron and jumps on the back of the rhinoceros.  “Let’s Get Rocked” plays over the speakers as Alex and his rhinoceros friend charge a couple of times around the ring before making their way up the ramp, slowing their roll until getting through the curtains.



We find our way back to the cafeteria to the Birthday Bash going on.  We see Mason Fox holding a colorful pinata in his hand as Jerry Cann is working with the rope holding it up.  Jason Fox holds the stick for it, testing trajectory for DJ.  DJ is sitting in Alexis’ lap, eating on some pizza ordered for the party.  Tim helps to break the slices into small pieces on the paper plate, ruffling DJ’s hair as he pulls a seat up to sit next to them.  Alexis gently taps Tim and points to the grease on his fingers.  He hisses through his teeth.

Tim:  Yikes, sorry babe.  But, we already know it’s going to wind up there anyway, right?  He can’t help but eat just like his dad.

Tim laughs as DJ bounces up and down, agreeing.  Kit and Bijou take bites of their pizza as Vixen keeps a close eye on them. Alexis shrugs and she takes a bite of her own slice of pizza and then glances over to the now ruined cake on the table just a few feet away.

Alexis: I can’t believe that biii...I can’t believe she ruined the cake. That wasn’t a cheap cake, either!

She growls and folds her arms.

Alexis: Actually...no. I can believe she did that. I was just hoping we could go without them showing up.

Tim:  It could have been so much worse.  Thankfully my dad seemed to handle it just fine.  I didn’t want DJ to see me go ham on those jackaaa… those fools.

Spike then approaches the table and picks up a napkin, wiping at the face of the twins.

Spike:  Any situation can be handled with decorum.  Even when dealing with no class pieces of trash like GRIME.

Spike turns to Alexis and gives her a hug with a smile on his face.  He then leans down and kisses DJ on his forehead.

Spike:  DJ… I hope you are enjoying your birthday?

DJ:  YEAH!  I love the pizza and the pretty cake that weird lady helped make.  Mommy called her a biiiii!

Spike smiles his signature grin and nods his head.

Spike:  That’s because she is very much a biiiii. And a T C H at that.

DJ:  What’s a T C H?

Spike:  Oh, child, you will learn that by kindergarten, I’d wager.

Tim:  Thanks, dad.  You just sped up the process a little.

Alexis can’t help but laugh a little.

Alexis: Well, not like it matters. DJ has already proven to be pretty dang smart for his age. He’s going to catch on to stuff he probably shouldn’t.

Riley is sitting a few feet away and she turns and looks at them.

Riley: Yeah and if my kid is anywhere near as smart, please don’t teach him or her that early on…

Spike shrugs his shoulders.

Spike:  When your aunt is a Nobody, and your uncle is a Bad Boy, they are bound to learn a few choice words early on.

Tim:  You forget that before I was a Bad Boy, I was a Nobody too…

Tatsu:  Still are Nobody, Timmy.

Holding a chocolate bar in her hand, Tatsu covers her mouth and giggles.

Tatsu:  Oh, hiiiiiiii…

Tatsu invites herself into the room further.  She looks down at DJ in Alexis’ lap and she leans down to his level.

Tatsu: Kono purezento wa, anata no tanjōbi ni kodomonotameni arimasu. Watashi wa anata no okāsan ga sono yōna meinuda to kibungawarui karadesu. (This present is for you, on your birthday, child. Because I feel bad that your mother is such a bitch.)

Tatsu winks and hands the bar to DJ, who doesn’t understand a word that Tatsu has said.  However, Spike does, and he whispers it over to Tim and Alexis. Alexis narrows her eyes and her nostrils quickly flare. She quickly takes the chocolate bar from DJ, then hands him over to Tim. DJ protests for a brief moment, wanting the chocolate back, but Alexis stands up and gets eye to eye with Tatsu, shoving the chocolate bar back at her, right into her chest.

Alexis: Thanks but no thanks, Tatsu. Take your chocolate bar and shove it where the sun don’t shine. You’re not welcome here so I suggest you leave. Preferably five seconds ago.

Riley: Alexis, c’mon. Let’s not let this party turn out worse than it already did.

Alexis quickly turns and glares to her sister.

Alexis: That’s what I’m trying to avoid, Riley. I’m giving her the chance to leave willingly before things escalate...quickly.

Tatsu:  Alexis no do anything. She has no honor, no courage.  She can’t stand up to Kawaii Style.  But you are welcome to handle like a real bitch like me.

Spike:  And that’s the T C H, son…

Alexis takes in a deep breath and clenches her fists at her side. DJ watches on with a confused curiosity on his face, as Alexis stands her ground and holds herself back from attacking Tatsu right then and there.

Alexis: I’m not going to warn you again, Tatsu. Get the hell out of here, because my patience is very very thin with you. And don’t think I won’t do anything, because I will.

DJ: Uh oh. Mommy mad!

Tatsu:  I thought this was ‘Merica.

Tatsu makes a sad face as she looks at DJ.  She nods her head and then looks over to Alexis again.  She gives Alexis a little partial shove, taunting Alexis more than attacking her.  She seems proud of herself, all while enjoying the extra few inches of space.

Tatsu:  I hope you will do something for once.

Alexis closes the space between them.

Alexis: Touch me again, and I’m going to break your God damned arm.

Riley: Well...this is clearly escalating quickly. I think we should get the kids—

Alexis glares at Riley again.

Alexis: I’m giving her enough warning, Riley. She ignores it again, then you can get the kids a safe distance away.

Tatsu wastes no time in grabbing Alexis by the hair and flings her into the table.  She stands over Alexis and begins hammering away at Alexis as everyone stares on in pure shock. Tim goes to take Tatsu off, but Tatsu kicks him right in the balls, taking him down to the ground. Alexis growls and manages to get one good shot that sends Tatsu stumbling back just enough.

Alexis: You BITCH!

Alexis then lunges at Tatsu and the two begin brawling all over the room, eventually towards the table with the cake, getting dangerously close. The kids are all screaming at this point as everyone tries to keep them at a safe distance while Alexis tries to handle Tatsu.

Tatsu:  Baishunpu! (You whore!)

Tatsu pushes Alexis back against the table with the cake and presents, knocking the presents over.  Tatsu then finds herself thrown over on her back, with her face next to the cake, finding some of the black mist on the side of her face as Alexis pounds the other side of her face with fist after fist.  Tatsu slides, getting cake and frosting on the side of her face, but she kicks Alexis in the back of the head, landing even more dangerously close to the cake now.  She then bangs Alexis’ face into the table, hard. Alexis gets a few hard knocks to her head before she is able to turn slightly and she dumps Tatsu right on top of the cake.

Alexis: It wasn’t bad enough that GRIME had to come and burst a few balloons. Oh, no. Let’s add a stupid Japanese twat to the mix to make matters worse! But here..enjoy some cake, bitch!

Alexis then takes a handful of the cake and shoves it right in Tatsu’s face before she starts choking her. Tatsu struggles a bit, trying to break free before she looks and reaches towards one of the only presents still on the table. She grabs it and cracks it across Alexis’ skull, causing Alexis to break her hold on her.  The box makes an obnoxious noise.

*The Fox Says… Yip yip yip! Yip yip yip!*

In the background, The Fox Brothers begin yipping along with the noise.  The noise gives Tatsu the time to get the advantage as she lifts Alexis up, dropping her with a High Angle Slam on top of the remnants of the cake.  Tatsu climbs on top of the semi broken table and begins hammering, cake and punch and broken gifts just flying all around them.  Tatsu then begins choking Alexis, giving the same treatment she got earlier, shoving chunks of cake in Alexis’ face.

Tim:  Isn’t somebody going to stop this shit?

Tim looks around, seeing nobody trying to get involved.  He walks over and yanks Tatsu off of Alexis.  Tim then carries Tatsu, kicking and screaming, over to the door.  He flings Tatsu out of the room and then closes the door with a slam.  He stands in front of it as Alexis stumbles to her feet.  She stomps over to the door and tries to get out, even as Tim holds her back from doing so.



“Excuse me….excuse me….is this thing on……may I have your attention please?”

Two young men in their early twenties walk out from behind the curtain. One has a high fade and is wearing baggy black pants and a tight white hoodie, the other with a mop of hair on top of his head and a bright green jumpsuit. They are Ozzie and Ray Ray….of the Lords of H-Town…

Ray Ray: He said excuse me, excuse me. We need your attention.

Ozzie: It is our pleasure….

Ray Ray: Our treat….

Ozzie: Our privilege to introduce to you….for the very first time….the Founding Father of the Hashtag LOHT

Ray Ray: the only one that really matters…

Ozzie: The future of the ground….

Ray Ray: Both above and under…

Ozzie: The reason why all of you actually showed up tonight….

Ray Ray: The one the only the Homeboy of Hustle Town

Ozzie: Shooooooooooterrrrrrr Reeeeeeeeeeeed!

“24k Magic” by Bruno Mars begins to play out over the speakers and the crowd begins stays quiet, unsure of what is to follow. After a few moments of music, Shooter Reed walks out from behind the curtain. He steps into the spotlight, closes his eyes, and spreads his arms out wide, drinking in the spotlight. He stands clad in a white pinstripe suit, double breasted, with no shirt on underneath the jacket, showing off his tattoo-covered pectorals. He cracks a smile and begins to dance to his theme song.

Chad: What the fuck is this….

They Lords of H-Town make their way down to the ring, dancing all the way. As they get into the ring, Shooter motions for third microphone. The music cuts out and the crowd can be heard talking and mumbling as the LOHT stand in the ring. Shooter impatiently waits for the crowd to quit down and when they don’t, he interrupts them.

Shooter: Shut….The…Fuck…Up….

The crowd stunningly quiets down.

Shooter: When The LOHT stands in this ring….ya all better shut ya trash filled, yellow teeth looking fat mouths…

Crowd: BOO!

Ray Ray: He said shut it!

Shooter begins to pace around the ring, unbuttoning his double-breasted pinstripe jacket, showing off even more of his well-toned torso.

Shooter: There are two types of people in this world, Trenton…

Ozzie: That’s right…he said two….

Shooter: There’s the L..

Ray Ray: to the O

Ozzie: to the H Tizzle

Shooter: And then there is everyone else. There’s the fat kid in the third row wearing sweatpants because his jeans are too tight around the waste to wear to anywhere there is a concession stand. There’s the two-toothed woman, right here in front, that exemplifies the great state of Florida. There’s Chad and Gena, and Liam, and everyone else that sits around this ring watching the Homeboy…

Ray Ray: …of Hustle Town

Shooter: tell everyone like it is. There are the backstage interviewers, there’s Ryan, and Jade and Dylan, and Dr. Staggs. There’s d-bag wannabes like Tad Ezra….

Ozzie: Fuck Tad Ezra….

Shooter: There’s Holly Wood and Stewart fucking Mason….There’s the color-coded freak show “tough guys” that are so soft I wanna fucking vom all over this disgusting ring.

Ray Ray: It’s gross yo…

Shooter: There’s the Good Shepherds….that aren’t actually good at anything. There’s Jaime Staggs and Mickey Carroll that should’ve been put out to pasture years ago. There’s Celeste North and her weak as fuck winning streak that’s pumped up like it means something against this pathetic locker room.

Ozzie: Just straight sad, yo….

Shooter: There’s Helluva Bottom Carter…and the most useless fuck of them all O’Malley…and then last and certainly least….there’s Mark Cross.

The crowd pops for the SCU Champion.

Shooter: I am the future Trenton…I am the only thing that matters now….we are the L…

Ray Ray: to the O

Ozzie: to the H Tizzle

Shooter: The Lords of H Town….remember that name ya fucksticks. It’s all you’re ever gonna hear now….

Shooter drops the mic as the three men slip out of the ring. Without music, the venue fills up with a chorus of boos as the three men exit.

[Tad Ezra]

 

Vs

Singles Match - SCU TV Championship
John Blade vs Mz Holly Wood

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the SCU Television Championship!!! First… From Boston, MA standing at 6’1 and weighing in at 251lb, he is… John Martinez-Blaaaaaaaaaaade!!!

John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight.

"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty.

Liam: On her way to the ring, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 165lb, she is... Mz Holly Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!

She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponent.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Blade gets the crowd going as Holly props herself up in the corner, admiring what she’s seeing in front of her.  She claps her hands along with the fans.

Gena:  Blade then turns his attention to Holly and waves his hand in front of his face.  Holly saunters over to Blade before sticking her fingers between his, opening them.

Chad:  I think that was Holly’s way of saying “Oh I see you just fine, henny.” She then runs her finger down Blade’s chest. Blade is a married man, Holly!

Gena:  Blade ties up with Holly, and Holly returns the favor.  Blade backs her up against the corner and she holds onto the ropes, putting her legs up in the air for Blade.

Chad:  We’re seeing a lot of homoeroticism and I can’t say that I’m upset about it.  Not one bit.  Blade, however, grabs Holly’s legs and tries to pull her out of the corner.

Gena:  But Holly will not let go.  Blade tries hard to pull her off, grabbing onto her waist as he tries to pull her off again, but finds himself pounding Holly. He grunts angrily as he continues.

Chad:  He’s really enjoying this, isn’t he?  Holly groans too, selling it as the groans turn to loud moans.  Holly bites at her bottom lip to stifle her moans.  Her eyes flutter back.

Gena:  I’d love to be Holly Wood right now.  Blade finally gets Holly to let go, lifting her up into a Powerbomb position.  Holly grabs onto his ear and grinds on Blade’s face.

Chad:  And Blade drops her to the mat.  I hope that was worth it, Holly.  Now you just got dropped by The Face That Runs The Camp, “Big Match” John Blade, mothafucka…

Gena:  Blade rolls Holly backward, then tucks her head between his legs and lifts her up for a second Powerbomb.  This time, he holds onto the legs and locks in a pin.

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Chad:  Holly gets a shoulder up at the count of two.  She rolls back and stumbles off of the ropes.  She pushes Blade onto his back and hits a Falling Headbutt right between his legs.

Gena:  Blade holds onto the back of Holly’s head as she moves it around wildly.  His eyes bug out as he tries to remove her head, but she’s got a taste of Little John, and she wants more.

Chad:  Blade finally pushes Holly back, and he struggles to get to his feet.  He shakes his head from side to side as Holly uses her thumb to wipe at the corners of her lips.

Gena:  Blade charges at Holly to lift her up, but Holly slides down his back and does a Victory Roll Pin!

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Chad:  Blade gets his shoulder up.  He rolls back and gets to his feet at the same times as Holly.  Blade Irish Whips Holly across the ring.

Gena:  As Holly comes back, she tries to leap up for a Tornado DDT, but Blade hits a Sidewalk Slam to Holly, and it rocks the ring!  That could be the end of her TV title run!

Chad:  Blade waves his hand in front of his face as he stomps around the ring.  He then drops down over Holly and makes the cover.

One!
Two!
Three!NO!Kickout!

Gena:  Holly gets a shoulder up and Blade can’t believe it.  He stares out across the ring and out into the crowd.

Chad: He lifts Holly up and Holly charges him unexpectedly into the corner.  She then jumps up and nails a Hurricanrana!  She climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Sashay Away (Shining Star Press)!  She hooks the leg.

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner and STILL SCU Television Champion… Mz Holly Wood!!!

“Hollywood” by Collective Soul plays over the speakers as Holly accepts her belt.  She holds it up high in the air and celebrates her win as she walks around the ring, soaking in the cheers.

Holly:  Happy Birthday DJ!!! This one’s for you, baby!

Holly says this right into the camera as she blows him a kiss.  She then waves the belt around and the camera goes elsewhere.



We go backstage as we see the Pride Tag Team Champions handing the titles over to SCU GM Gianni. Gianni takes the titles and heads off towards ringside. We see Gemma walk in on the shot standing next to Sarah, Dahlia, and Earl.

Gemma:  Hey guys.  I’m so glad to see the Pride Tag Team Championships out of the case and back out in contention.

Gemma does a rare smile, and it is fueled by pride.  She brings the microphone closer to her mouth again.

Gemma:  So I wanted to ask you guys a few questions, what with the news of Winter Elemental being absent, and Stewart sitting the match out now.  And with the addition of GRIME to the match, it is nothing at all as you prepared for. You guys prepared for a battle royal, ending with the last two teams in a Ladder Match.  What are your thoughts? How prepared are you guys for these new challenges?

Earl: We’re always prepared Gemma, Dahlia and I we know how to adapt to changing match situations, and personally I’m looking forward to laying a little hurt on those GRIME scumbags.

Dahlia: Bloody, right, those GRIME wankers need a royal arse kicking, and if they think they’ll walk out with the Pride tag team stupid, they’ll be bloody disappointed.

Gemma:  Damn right they will. We already know who the most dominant Pride Tag Team Champions are, and will always be.  This is all about reclaiming the glory for the tag team division.  GRIME tried to take that away, and they’ve failed.  Now, GRIME is their own organization with seemingly endless members.  Are there two aside from Javier and Filth that you are hoping to face?

Sarah: The Three Way will take on any GRIME members on that roster. I can name them all but what do I even call half of them…

The Three Way pauses and look as Le Coven enters the camera shot.

Celeste: A Misty’s Battle Royal for the very titles you two held longer than anyone. The titles that have seen a lot of action. Now six teams try to make it to the ladder portion of the match. You know, I think it doesn’t matter what members of GRIME they fight.. Le Coven believes that The Three Way are going to show everyone why they’re the greatest Pride Tag Team Champions ever.

Gemma: Coming from the Underground Champion herself.  That’s quite a compliment.

Sarah:We appreciate the compliment Ms. North.

Celeste:  It’s my pleasure. I just want to make sure that you know that if there’s any funny business with those GRIME assholes, we will be standing by to help neutralize them, along with a bunch of others. This nonsense has got to stop.

Celeste nods her head as she’s talking, letting them know just how serious she is.

Celeste:  Trust me. I’m down for the cause.

Earl: Yeah we all need to ban together to stop these GRIME scumbags from taking over SCU.

Celeste:  That’s the only way we’re going to get past these ingrates. Right, Jen?

Gemma moves the microphone over to Jenifer.

Jenifer: …

Jenifer and Celeste get attacked from behind by GRIME masked members. Dahlia and Earl grab two of the members. The third wearing a Purple mask nails Jenifer in the back of the head with a chain wrapped around her hand. Purple swings her arm around as Celeste gets her hand up to block it.

Dahlia starts choking out Blue as Earl hits a right then a left punch to Silver. Celeste keeps her hands up as Purple releases some of the chain. She swings it around to hit Dahlia in her arms to break the choke hold.

Purple swings the chain and hits Earl in the forearm. Dahlia and Earl takes strikes to the face and body by Blue and Silver. More masked members run down the hall as Celeste grabs the mask of Purple and tries to unmasked them.  The other GRIME members arrive making the attacking 7 on 4.

Two fight off Earl as two others fight with Dahlia. The other three attack Celeste as two hold her arms while Purple nails Celeste in the jaw with her chained up fist. Celeste gets knocked out and thrown on top of Jenifer.

The GRIME members all start taking off running as we see many of the SCU stars running towards them.



The cameras go backstage, just outside of the Staggs Birthday Bash.  Dev Khatri is standing by with Torielle Jackson. Despite the noise coming from within the cafeteria, and a glass of punch in Torielle’s hand, Dev proceeds with the interview.

Dev:  Hi.  I’m here with Torielle Jackson, and…

Torielle:  I just wanted to say “Happy Birthday DJ!” Auntie Tee-Tee hopes you don’t let the nonsense ruin your special day!

Dev:  Yeah, Happy Birthday, birthday boy!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Torielle waves happily at the screen before the cheers die down and Dev gets serious.

Dev:  So, Torielle, the last few weeks have been pretty interesting to say the least.  We’ve seen a lot of back and forth between you and Chanelle, and Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin.  Angel and Melissa have shown over time that they have each other’s backs, and that they aren’t afraid to get dirty.

Torielle holds a hand up, respectfully, to stop Dev in his tracks.  He purses his lips to stop himself.

Torielle:  I might be “The Classy One” but that don’t mean I won’t get dirty when some messy girls be showin’ they asses.  I’m classy, not a punk.

Dev:  Be that as it may, you and Chanelle have not been on the same page for… well… years now.  Twice now, you have had each other’s backs, but twice now, Chanelle has left without so much as talking to you.

Torielle:  People don’t like admitting when they wrong. It’s gone take time for her to come around and see how important it is that we reunite as a team.  As Azz n’ Class. As…

Before Torielle can say another word, Mz Holly Wood leaves the cafeteria and passes by Dev.  She looks over at Torielle and then over to Dev.

Holly:  I don’t mean to photobomb this interview, but as your reigning TV Champion, I feel like I need to take a moment to speak on a cause that is very near and dear to my heart.

Torielle looks almost confused, and almost offended.  Holly turns to her and gives her a reassuring look.

Holly:  I am an ass woman.  I love ass. I think about ass all day, and all night. Ass makes the world go round.  But I am not about to sit here and preach about all ass.  Because I love me some Azz.  But an Azz is only and Azz, when it’s mixed with some Class.  And how boring is Class, when it ain’t behind a great Azz?

Crowd:  *POP!*

Holly:  Resurrecting 2014 is a thing, and what would 2014 be without Azz n’ Class?

Holly turns her head cockeyed and she leaves the question hanging in the air.  She then looks to Torielle.

Holly:  Everybody say love…

Torielle:  Amen, sister.  Amen.

Torielle and Holly share a hug, that almost seems to perplex Dev.  However, it seems to have been some kind of secret communication, because Chanelle approaches the shot.  She looks at both ladies with an intense look in her eye.  She swaggers over to Torielle, giving Holly the sign to leave.  When Holly does, Chanelle surprises Torielle with a hug that gets the crowd going even louder!

Chanelle:  C’mon girl.  Azz needs Class right about now.  Let’s go on out there and do the damn thing.

Torielle:  Trust!

After releasing the hug, Chanelle and Torielle walk toward the curtains.



Vs

Singles Match
Chanelle Martinez vs Angel Kash

Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!

“Bubble Butt (Remix)" by Major Lazer (feat. Tyga, Mystic, Bruno Mars, 2Chainz) begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position.

The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system

It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard


As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.

Liam: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!

Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious

Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Chanelle charges across the ring at Angel, but Angel ducks outside of the ring.  Melissa checks on her and the two talk to one another.  However, Torielle comes over and grabs Melissa and tosses her into the barricade.

Gena:  Chanelle hits a Baseball Slide to Angel and then slides outside of the ring.  She grabs Angel and tosses her back inside of the ring.  She picks Angel up and goes for a Snap Suplex, but Angel pushes her away and then hits an eye poke.

Chad:  Angel slaps Chanelle across the face and then knees her in the gut.  As Chanelle leans over, Angel hits an elbow across the back of her head.  Angel then clubs Chanelle repeatedly, knocking her down to the mat.

Gena:  Melissa and Torielle continue to fight on the outside of the ring.  On the inside, Angel bangs Chanelle’s head against the mat repeatedly. She wants to teach Chanelle a lesson with this match!

Chad:  Melissa slams Torielle into the ringpost and then bashes her head on the ring steps in sync with Angel inside of the ring.  She loses herself in the rhythm, not noticing that Chanelle has grabbed onto Angel’s head, ripping her down to the mat.

Gena:  Chanelle climbs on top of Angel and begins punching and slapping her with a vengeance!  The crowd cheers along with each strike, growing in anticipation until Chanelle wraps her hands around Angel’s throat!

Crowd:  CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap* CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap* CHOKE THE BITCH OUT! *Clap*

Chad:  *Drumming to the beat of the crowd’s chant* The crowd in this gymnasium is back in it as Chanelle gets counted by the referee to stop.

1!
2!
3!
4!
LET HER GO!

Gena:  Upon the warning, Chanelle lets go of Angel’s throat and steps off of her.  She holds her hands up in surrender, but continues to trash talk Angel.

Chanelle:  What’s the matter, Angel Fish?  You can dish it out, but you can’t take it?

Chad:  Angel crawls over to the corner, holding on to her throat.  She pulls herself up on the second rope, but Chanelle comes up behind her and begins slapping the back of her head, taunting her still.

Chanelle:  You think you too good for me, baby?  Where you at now without me? Huh?

Gena:  Angel turns around and slaps Chanelle across the face with everything she’s got.  Chanelle stumbles back a step, and Angel tries to get up, but Chanelle kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over into the corner.

Chad:  Chanelle rushes backward a little and then moves in for the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster)!  Melissa jumps up on the apron, ready to strike Chanelle, but Chanelle steps back just in time.

Gena:  Melissa doesn’t care, and she steps inside of the ring.  Chanelle backs up, holding her hands up in surrender, but Melissa rears back for a slap.

Chad:  But Torielle gets inside of the ring and grabs her arm, spinning her around and nailing the Classy Bomb (Double Powerbomb, releasing the Bridge Pin)!  Chanelle falls down next to Melissa, talking trash in her face as Torielle cups her hand around her mouth.

Gena:  Torielle howls in delight as Chanelle belittles Melissa.  However, Angel comes up behind and brings Torielle back with a devastating Kash Flow (Codebreaker)!  She then rolls Torielle out of the ring.

Chad:  She pulls Chanelle up by the back of the head and whips her by her hair into the ropes!  As Chanelle comes off, Angel lifts her up for a Back Body Drop!  But Chanelle lands on her feet.  She turns around and wraps her arms around Angel for Azz Backwards (Bridging Belly-To-Back Suplex)!!! She goes for the cover!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner… Chanelle Martinez!!!

Torielle comes slowly gets off of the mat to hear “Bubble Butt” playing over the speakers.  It seems to give her a bit of energy as she pulls herself inside of the ring.  She stands up and then holds Chanelle’s hand up victoriously.  As they turn around, Melissa nails them with a steel chair, knocking them down to the mat.  The crowd boos loudly as Melissa throws the chair down.  She checks on Angel and helps her up before yelling back at the crowd.  She assists Angel to the ropes to leave the ring.



We go backstage to see Tatsu inside of the Three Way’s locker room. Earl and Dahlia are seen in the background watching Tatsu as she talks to Stewart Mason.

Tatsu: You and Winter-Dragon have match tonight but Winter still not here. I worried, Winter not pick up phone. I got voicemail every time, phone not even ringing…

Stewart: Maybe her phone is dead. I’m sure she’s on her way and should be here any minute.

Tatsu: I check flights, no flights from her place in Canada to Florida for rest of night.  

Stewart: Well…

Tatsu: I team with Stewart, I take Winter place, I no from Canada like Winter-Dragon but I got pride too. I am Kawaii Dragon too!

Stewart: Thanks but you know what, I think I’ll sit this one out. Winter was looking forward to this. I know my buds here, Earl and Dahlia, would rather get Winter and I in a two on two match.

Tatsu: Okay, I lose match for you anyways, to worried about Winter-san.

Stewart: I  wouldn’t worry about Winter. She’s fine and will call you when she can. As for us losing. I don’t know, I think you and I could give the Three Way a run for their money.

Tatsu: Yes, Three Way would go down!

Tatsu turns to look at Earl and Dahlia as they chuckle at the idea.

Tatsu: Hey it could happen!

The camera cut as Tatsu smiles at the Pride tag Team Champions.



Vs

Inferno Tables Match
Mickey Carroll vs Samuel McPherson

Liam: The following contest is an Inferno Tables match, introducing first.

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson comes through the curtain with Henry Losak behind him and they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans.

Liam: Coming down the isle, being accompanied by Henry Losak, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is Samuel McPherson!

Samuel steps over the top rope while Henry goes through the middle rope. Samuel does a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring and Samuel stands in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Liam: And his opponent.

The opening of "Amazing Grace" by Dropkick Murphys plays as Mickey pushes through the curtains. He pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and drops it on the ground, quickly putting it out as he marches back and forth across the stage.

Liam: Coming to the ring, from London, England, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 190lb, he is "Sin City's Resident Shithead"... Mickey Carrrrrrrrrrrrolllllllllllll!!!

He looks from side to side, nodding his head at the cheers before pointing out into the audience, starting an powerful "Oi! Oi! Oi!" chant that really gets the crowd pumped. He dashes straight down the ramp where he leaps up and onto the ring apron. He paces back and forth, stomping along to the beat of the music before climbing inside. He looks up at the ceiling and then signals the trinity, kissing his fingers and then pointing up as he waits for the match to start.

The referee looks at both men and calls for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: This is gonna be a hell of a brawl.

Gena: Yeah, and Mickey's wasting no time going right after Samuel, firing heavy right hands in to the top of Samuel's head. But Samuel isn't wasting time either as he fires back a hard right of his own, sending Mickey against the ropes. Mickey stumbles back towards Samuel, but Samuel wraps his hands around his throat and lifts Mickey in the air, just holding him there before throwing him across the ring.

Chad: Mickey's head bounced hard off the canvas there. Mickey tries to get to his feet but Samuel moves in, lifting Mickey up and putting him in a gut wrench position and drops Mickey gut first against his knee.

Gena: Samuel looks outside the ring at the tables waiting for him and moves towards the ropes. Samuel points to a table and Henry Losak moves towards the one Samuel points out and tries to lift it, sliding it under the bottom rope.

Chad: But Mickey's on his feet behind Samuel. Samuel turns around, only to be met with a headbutt! Samuel stumbles in to the corner but Mickey charges at him, jumping in air with an elbow strike, catching Samuel between the eyes. Samuel stays in the corner and Mickey climbs the ropes and starts to bounce elbow after elbow on to of the big man's head.

Gena: Mickey is not letting up as he jumps off the ropes and pulls Samuel with him. Mickey hooks his head in front face lock and lifts him up with an implant DDT, dropping Samuel on to the crown of his head! Mickey walks towards the table slid in the ring by Henry and looks to pick it up and put it in the corner, but as he does, Samuel spins him around and catches him with a big uppercut.

Chad: The tide has changed as Samuel grabs Mickey and puts him in a powerbomb position, lining himself up with the table and runs towards it, but Mickey slides off Samuel's back and grabs his head as he does, dropping him down with a neckbreaker.

Gena: Both men laying on the canvas but both are starting to stir. Mickey gets to his feet first and waits for Samuel to get to his feet.

Chad: Samuel is bent over and Mickey charges him and connects with a knee strike to the forehead, knocking Samuel back to the canvas before stomping on his chest. Mickey picks Samuel up and whips him in to the corner. Mickey lifts Samuel on the top rope and climbs. Mickey wraps Samuel off and lifts him off the top rope with a superplex!

Gena: Both men crashed hard to the canvas there! Mickey starts to crawl towards the ropes, using the ropes pull himself up to his feet and looks at the table in the corner. Mickey moves towards it and pulls it from the corner before laying it flat in the ring. Before he can set it up, Samuel charges at him and hits him in the back of the head with a thunderous clothesline, knocking Mickey down!

Chad: Samuel looks down at the table and reaches down, lifting up the legs and flipping it over and putting his weight on it to check. He turns around and pulls Mickey to his feet and wraps a hand around his throat but Mickey kicks him in the knee before firing heavy shots at Samuel, forcing him to break his hold. Mickey jumps up and nail him with a step up enziguri.

Gena: Samuel hits the canvas hard and holds the back of his head and rolls on to his back. Mickey picks up Samuel's legs, looking for a submission but Samuel kicks Mickey away. Mickey bounces back off the ropes and Samuel picks him up with a flapjack, Mickey crashing to the canvas hard.

Chad: Samuel's indicating to Henry to enter the ring. What's that in his hand? That's lighter fuel. Henry is covering the whole table!

Gena: And there goes the match! We got a BBQ going people, someone bring the beers!

Chad: The table is on fire as Mickey gets back to his feet. Samuel wraps his hands around Mickey throat and lifts him in the air, choke slamming him through the flaming table!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Here is your winner, Samuel McPherson

“Monster I Have Become” starts to play, but just about ten seconds in, the music cuts out.  A spotlight shines on the rampway to see the original Teal masked GRIME member, Rory Rockefeller standing there with his mask lowered under his chin, and his hooded jacket clinging to him.  He has a microphone in hand as he looks down at Sam.

Rory:  Ey, Sam!  Do I got your attention, bro?

Sam walks over to the ropes, letting Rory know that he does, whether he likes the results or not.  Rory holds a hand up.

Rory:  Whoa now.  I come in peace, big guy.  GRIME is a unit.  It only works as long as all of the parts work together.  Our head, Angel of Filth, says that the Monstimals are our type of scum.  The right kind of people to be running around with us.  Some hardcore motherfuckers who deserve to be treated with respect for the art of hardcore that you two have perfected.  And if it wasn’t for the No-Good Shepherds buttfucking you guys out of yor Hardcore Tag Team Championships, you guys would still be running around with those belts.  Not the lame ass Heavenly Championship wearing bible thumpers.

Crowd:  *BOOOOO!*

Rory:  Who are you telling?  Those Mobley rejects aren’t good enough to spit shine my boots.

Sam glares up the ramp at Rory, who is clearly wasting his time.  Sam swings one leg over the top rope, causing Rory to speed things up.

Rory:  Whoa there, big guy.  I mean nothing but respect to you and Lord Raab, and Henry Losak.  Angel of Filth just wanted me to let you three know that you belong among like minded people in GRIME.  You guys have an official invite.  Now, enjoy your victory.

Rory drops the microphone and kicks it to the side.  He gives Sam one final look before leaving.  “Monster I Have Become” plays over the speakers once more as Sam swings the other leg over the top rope.  He stands there for a minute, as if he were thinking things over.  He then drops down and starts to march up the ramp with Henry at his side.



We go backstage to see Jerry Cann and Kandy Kaine with reporter Dev.

Dev: Looks like Stewart is now out  of thid main event. I have also been told that two wrestlers from GRIME will be on the match.

Jerry: Won’t matter, when Kandy and I become champions, we’ll set the div on fire. For now, baby steps. We need to win this match for everything to work out. I seen a different side of Kandy this past week.

Jerry stops and looks over at Kandy.

Jerry: We’re going for those Pride titles. You guys been warned. This Kandy is mad and ready to lash out on every single one of you. I for one  can’t wait for everyone to see what we can do.

Kandy: Yes, we’re the next best thing and next champions. Don’t take my word for it, just watch what happens tonight.





Main Event
Mistys’ Battle Royal - Pride Tag Team Championships
G.R.I.M.E. Vs Team GO Vs Good Shepherds Vs Killer Kandies Vs The Nobodies Vs The Three Way (Returning Pride Tag Champions)

The lights flash across the ring as we see several wrestlers inside of the ring.  Team GO, The Nobodies, Killer Kandies, and Brother David and Sister Virginia.  They are settled into their corners of the ring as we see Blue and Purple masked GRIME wrestlers coming from the crowd to take an empty corner.  The crowd switches from cheers to booing them loudly. However, the mode changes back when “Menage Et Trois” by Paloma Ford plays over the speakers.  Earl Lockyer comes out onto the stage, with Dahlia and Sarah on each side of him.  The crowd erupts when they show off the returning Pride Tag Team Championship belts.

Liam:  The following Main Event Contest is a Misty’s Battle Royal, and is for the Pride Tag Team Championships!  A team is eliminated when one member of said team goes over the top rope and both feet touch the floor.  When two teams are left standing, the match will become a Ladder Match! Please welcome the participants… GRIME… Team GO… The Good Shepherds… Killer Kandies… The Nobodies… and The Three Way!!!

Sarah and Dahlia wrap an arm around Earl and then kiss his cheeks.  After pausing for a minute, they turn and walk down the rampway.  Earl and Dahlia slide inside of the ring.  They approach Referee Ryan Richards and hand over the Pride Tag Team Championship belts.  He latches them onto the line, and the line rises up above the ring.  Lights flash on the belts and the excitement grows.  The lights return to normal and Ryan calls for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  All hell breaks loose as everyone inside of the ring goes at it.  Blue and Purple take it to Jerry and Kandy.  Alexis and Tim struggle against Ari and Carter.  Dahlia has Ginny in a Side Headlock, while Earl and David trade punches.

Chad:  Earl goes to send David over the top rope, but David reverses it and Clothesline’s Earl over the top rope!  Earl holds on and David begins hammering away at Earl’s arm, trying to get him eliminated.

Gena:  Blue sends Jerry into the ropes, while Kandy sends Purple right into Brother David, making him stop his attack on Earl.  Purple spits through her mask at David.  Ginny grabs Purple by the hood and throws her over the ropes next to Earl.

Chad:  Ginny then screeches as she dives at Purple, but Purple moves.  Alexis ducks under a kick from Ari, and she rams a shoulder into Ginny.  Once she is stunned, Alexis picks Ginny up on her back and Tim leaps over Carter to Clothesline David.

Gena:  David goes over just as Alexis dumps Ginny to the outside!

Liam:  The Good Shepherds have been eliminated!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Gena:  The Good Shepherds stomp around angrily, but referees Ryan Richards, Dylan Roberts, Jade Pham, and Constance Salazaar block them from re-entering the ring.  Meanwhile, Ariana dumps Kandy over the top ropes!

Chad:  Kandy refuses to let go of the ropes, even as Ari kicks away at her.  Carter is going back and forth with Tim, who doesn’t see the predicament Kandy is in.  Ari then begins striking elbows to Kandy, trying to eliminate her.

Gena:  Dahlia helps Earl back into the ring.  The bruises from the earlier attack are well formed on their arms, and Earl might have landed wrong on his left knee!  This could be disastrous for the last Pride Tag Team Champions.

Chad:  Purple climbs inside of the ring and smashes her fists to the back of the first ever TV Champion, Dahlia.  Earl sees Blue coming after him, and immediately, he puts up a Big Boot, catching Blue right in the face.

Gena:  Dahlia spins around and hammers Purple in the face.  She then picks Purple up for an Atomic Drop!  Meanwhile, Alexis tries to help Ari eliminate Kandy as they both lay kicks to her midsection and her legs.  Kandy drops down, but catches the middle ropes, tangling herself in them.

Chad:  Carter flips Tim over his back and then drops down with a Stink Face, riding Tim’s ginger stache!  Once he is satisfied, he tips Alexis over the top rope, and I swear he’s telling Alexis that he’s claimed Tim now…

Gena:  Ari goes to kick Kandy once more, but Jerry comes up behind her and brings her over with a Release Suplex, but Ari escapes it and rolls to a stop.  She kips up and goes for a Clothesline on Jerry, but he ducks and so she nails a hard kick right to Kandy’s face, and she falls down!

Liam:  Killer Kandies has been eliminated!

Chad:  They definitely held out for that one.  Jerry looks pissed off as he walks past Ari and Carter, who stop to wave at him as he exits the ring.  The two friends high five one another until Tim rolls Carter back, and Alexis chops Ari across the chest, re-entering the ring!

Gena:  Dahlia charges across the ring and hits a Back Elbow to a cornered Purple.  Purple lets out a guttural groan as she falls down to the ground.  Dahlia kicks Purple in the face, hard.  Blue and Earl are trading hard punches, but Blue gets a shot right to the arm!

Chad:  Earl holds onto his arm, and Blue lifts Earl up into a Bear Hug, swinging Earl around violently.  Dahlia picks Purple up and hits a Body Slam.  She then turns to Blue and begins nailing shots to his back and sides.

Gena:  Dahlia is a heavy hitter, and she is getting to Blue, but at the same time, Blue refuses to let go.  That is, until Earl hits a Bell Clap to Blue, causing him to have to.  Earl lifts Blue up onto his shoulders, hitting a Running Powerslam to Blue.

Chad:  Ariana and Alexis are trading blows while Carter Irish Whips Tim into the ropes.  Tim comes back, and ducks a Back Body Drop.  He bounces off of the ropes again and Carter Leapfrogs over him.

Gena:  As Tim comes back, Carter catches him in a Headscissors, but he goes Whirlybird with it, going round and round, and round and round!  He finally takes Tim down to the mat, and then he stops and poses in a Playboy style!

Chad:  Ari hammers Alexis into the corner.  As Alexis settles in, Ari goes back and then rushes forward with a Spear.  She sees that Dahlia and Earl have found their way onto the apron, struggling with Blue and Purple, who are trying to Vertical Suplex them back inside.

Gena:  Ari whistles and her and Carter stop what they’re doing and rush across the ring.  They time it perfectly for when Earl and Dahlia try to lift their opponents up, and they assist, giving them a boost to go up and over to the gymnasium floor!

Liam:  GRIME has been eliminated!!!

Crowd:  *MEGA POP!*

Chad:  Three teams remain!  One more before this turns into a Ladder Match!  Ari and Carter high five again before extending their hands to Dahlia and Earl to help them back inside.  However, Tim and Alexis are quick to pick them up and dump them outside, ignoring The Three Way as they do it.

Liam:  Team GO has been eliminated!

Gena:  The ladder match portion of the match is beginning,and Dahlia and Earl waste no time in dropping down to grab the ladder!  Tim and Alexis slide out of the ring to grab a second ladder, and both teams meet back in the ring, each wielding!

Chad:  They hold their ladders up, Earl and Dahlia going up high as The Nobodies aim for the midsection.  Tim and Earl twist, each blocking the strike, causing Alexis and Dahlia to miss entirely.  Alexis brings her end in and strikes Dahlia’s knees.

Gena:  Earl goes for Tim’s head, but Tim ducks.  He drops the ladder and tackles Earl to the mat.  Alexis picks her end up and rams it into Dahlia’s gut, causing her to drop the ladder.  She sets the ladder on top of Dahlia and goes for a Lionsault off the second rope!

Chad:  But Dahlia moves, and Alexis gets nothing but ladder!  Alexis holds onto her back as Dahlia moves in on her, clubbing her in hard, calculated bursts.  She then hits a Curbstomp to Alexis and places the ladder on her back.

Gena:  Dahlia then stomps on the ladder in the same calculated manner.  She then picks the ladder up and sets it up.  Meanwhile, Tim has Earl on the mat, hitting rapid Headbutts to the decorated tag champ.

Chad:  Tim’s eyes roll, and he stops for a second.  He picks up Earl’s head by the hair and begins hammering away until he sees Dahlia starting to climb the ladder.  He drops Earl and begins climbing after her.  His speed advantage sees him at the top first.

Gena:  He starts unbuckling the belts, but before he gets them fully unclasped, Dahlia begins punching at his face.  He tries to avoid it, but with no luck.  He balances himself with his hands and then he grabs onto Dahlia’s head and hits her with a Headbutt right between the eyes.

Chad:  She falters, but does not fall down.  Tim steadies himself and then hits a high kick, causing Dahlia to fall down a couple steps.  Tim sees this, and then he hits a Knee Strike that sends her tumbling down to the mat! The Nobodies have this!

Gena:  Tim reaches back up, but then he feels an excruciating pain in his knee.  He drops down and holds his knee when we see Brother David holding The Good Book in his hand.  He clobbers Tim with the book as Ginny has Alexis held down on the mat in an Inverted Surfboard Stretch, forced to watch Tim getting smacked around with the Good Book!

Chad:  David then hits the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter) right on top of the ladder!  He stomps around, shouting at Tim as Alexis tries to find a way to break free.  Earl climbs the ladder and fumbles around before taking the belts down and the bell rings!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners, remaining the Pride Tag Team Champions… The Three Way!!!

“Menage Et Trois” plays over the speakers, but Earl wastes no time in climbing down the ladder.  He checks on Dahlia, who nods and he cracks Brother David over the head with the Pride titles!  Ginny immediately lets Alexis go and rolls out of the ring.  She reaches inside to grab Brother David and pulls him out of harm’s way.  Dahlia and Earl check on Tim and Alexis, though Tim is out cold.  Medics come down the ramp as the show goes off the air.