[Tad Ezra]

 SCU and SCW Present the December 2 Dismember IV Pre-Show




Liam: Hardcore is not just a concept.  It’s not just a series of seemingly random shots.  It is a state of mind.  It is an art.  Few have perfected the art of hardcore like tonight’s ladies and gentlemen of the panel.  SCU is an organization that believes in gritty, hardcore battle as the standard, dating back through Honor Wrestling, Northern Lights Wrestling, Pride Wrestling, Legacy Wrestling.  Sin City Underground is proud to present to you, the December 2 Dismember IV Pre-Show Extravaganza.  And what better way than to bring you some of the most true artists of Hardcore, than for former Hardcore Tag Team Champions, spanning months per reign?

Tonight’s pre-show is hosted by Former Honor Champion, former Legacy Champion, and 2 time Hardcore Tag Team Champion Mickey Carroll. Alongside Mickey is former Legacy Champion, 2 time Hardcore Tag Team Champion Blasted Monk. Also joining tonight’s panel are the first ever 2 time Pride Tag Team Champions and 2 time Hardcore Tag Team Champion Kawaii Dragon’s Tatsu Ikeda and Winter Elemental.




Mickey Carroll, Blasted Monk, Winter Elemental, Tatsu Ikeda

Mickey: Bloody ‘ell, mates. Do we ‘ave a good’un ‘ere for ye tonight? 18 matches in total, Blasted Monk, Tatsu Ikeda, Winter Elemental and me’self will be with ya for the first four matches tonight.  

Blasted Monk: Tonighit’s show starts off with a hugh 4 team Christrmas tree match for the Hardcore Tag Team Championship.

Mickey: The titles we all held twice. A title that bloody ‘as you sore the next couple of days after each defense.

Tatsu: But Hardcore titles are the most fun to have! Every show is like christmas. You get surprise match!

Winter: I would ask who every one has but I’m sure all we all just pick a different team to win. So I’ll just ask, why do you all have such team winning.

Tatsu: Oh, I say Jamie and Shorty. They are crazy bunch and willing to put bodies on line to win titles. I give Shorty Kawaii Stick, he stops everyone and Jaime gets titles.

Blasted Monk: Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin work well as a team, better when it’s a no DQ kind of match. Chanelle  can interfere and play a big factor as well.

Mickey: The Monstimals are…

Winter: Oh hell no, don’t you dare speak on Lord Raab and Sam. You better not leave me with my boy Tim Staggs and that dumb bitch Alexis Staggs. I have nothing good to say about her. So if you want to host a clean show I suggest you rethink your pick.

Mickey: So... The Monstimals I think ‘ave the advantage coming into this match. They’re the most prepared with all these hardcore matches they been in.

Winter: Nope not doing it, Tim has no chance with Alexis as his partner. Nothing good can be said about her. Fuck her.  She’s a terrible wrestler, wife, and a mother. She is just, no.

Mickey:  Blimey!  Why don’t ye tell us ‘ow ya really feel, luv?

Tatsu: She just did, freedom of speech, this Murica!

Blasted Monk: You just said Alexis is a terrible mother, a bit personal if you ask me.

Tatsu: Mickey host, Mickey no ask you.

Mickey:  Monk, is that not just a wee bit on the personal side?  In your opinion?

Tatsu: You say wee bit, you lure him to give you answer you want to hear?

Mickey:  Are ye calling ‘im short?  That’s harsh idn’t it?

Winter: Guys, we’re sidetracking here, no one cares about Cunt Face McGee.

Tatsu: That Alexis Staggs!

Mickey:  Think we gathered that, luv.

Blasted Monk: She and Tim go on first in this pre show, I wonder if she is hearing this backstage. Maybe Winter is making Alexis angry, maybe that will help The Nobodies.

Mickey:  I’m friends with Timmy’s pops, and I’ve seen ‘im beat The Monstimals before, but with a different partner.  It’s a stretch, but if Winter keeps going, Alexis might come out ‘ere an’ level The Monstimals with one arm tied behind ‘er back…

Winter: Guys, What The Holy Fucking Shit, why are we still talking about that whore. Lets talk about something a tid bit more important, like Griffin Hawkins defending the Roulette title vs Mark Cross.

Tatsu:  “Fake Dragon”, Mark Cross! Your next not Roulette Champion, hehe!

Mickey: And Bob’s yer uncle, mates.  Can we ‘ave an objective view on any match, or are we just gonna crack the shites on everybody competing tonight?

Winter: Mickey is right, we should be objective here.  Everyone stands a chance tonight. Except “Fire Dragon” Mark Cross.  Tatsu’s right, that asshole doesn’t stand a chance against Griffin Motherfucking Hawkins.

Blasted Monk: Mark Cross does double duty tonight. He can walk out as the Roulette Champion, a hard task as Griffin has proven he is one of the best to hold the title. Then you have Mark Cross taking on Javier Gonzalez. Mark has a lot of his plate, he’s in for a rough night.

Mickey:  That’s right.  It won’t be easy to get past Hawkins, or Javier Gonzalez.  That guy should’ve been around in the days of the Bad Boys, because that’s one hardcore motherfucker, love ‘im or not.



Up the escalators and just above the gaming floor of the casino itself is the ballroom area where the Gold Coast Casino hosts wedding receptions, business assemblies, conventions, and today -- and perhaps most importantly -- professional wrestling. In the largest of these rooms, the Nevada Ballroom, played host to Sin City Wrestling since its inception in October of 2011. Since then, it has become the defacto home territory for SCW and its most prestigious events, including tonight where SCW hosts the final event of 2019; December 2 Dismember IV! And SCU hosts its traditional pre-show extravaganza!

Just across the main hall from the Nevada Ballroom is the dressing room areas for the men and women of both SCU as well as SCW, and two in particular are readying themselves for perhaps their biggest match thus far in their relatively short careers; the Team GO graduates of Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos. And they are dressed very … uniquely?

Ariana: I don’t know. I still think that maybe Holly got our ideas mixed up?

Carter gasps, clearly affronted.

HB: Bite your tongue, Ari! Ms. Holly Wood does not make mistakes when it comes to fashion! Even if these aren’t exactly what we suggested, she clearly thought they would look better the way they are -- and they do!

The pair of besties stand in front of a wide, full-length mirror, looking at themselves, Carter with admiration and Ari with a tilted head and expression of confusion. And small wonder why; Ari was wearing a Christmas elf outfit; a greed velvet top trimmed in white fur and golden bells around both of the wrists and collar, lined in red and white candy cane stripes, a matching green Santa hat, red, velvet pants with black belt and black boots with golden buckles.

On the flip side, Carter is sporting a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit; a long-sleeve, red velvet dress trimmed with white fur, worn over his black booty shorts, black belt with gold buckle, red fishnet stockings, black, knee-high high heel boots and red velvet Mrs Claus hat.

HB: Personally, I think we look smokin’ in our Christmassy wrestling outfits!

Ari sighs and nods, a wisp of a smile on her face.

Ariana: Well, we’ll make a statement. That’s for sure! The Shepherds will probably have a cow when they see us!

Carter looks at his best friend and giggles.

HB: I know! And with any luck….

Carter reaches into his garter belt (Carter, garter -- get it?) and removes a piece of mistletoe and fastens it carefully to the white puff ball at the end of his hat with a smile. He straightens his ‘dress’ and admires himself further in the mirror.

HB: And with any luck, I may just get a Christmas surprise from Brother David!

He blinks and looks assuredly to Ariana.

HB: You know, just because it’s the season of giving. And I hope Brother david can give `til it hurts!

Ari watches him, bemused, until a frown ceases her lovely face and she shakes a finger at him.

Ariana: This is why Hol-er, Mz. Holly, switched our outfits, isn’t it?

Carter returns her smile.

HB: Gabriel and Odette taught us that having the psychological advantage is just as important as the physical, so let’s make the most of it!

Ariana: But we’re not against the kids this time. We’re against Father Gerald and Mother Mavis.

HB: Exactly! And these outfits will really get under their skin!

Ariana: Well, just don’t forget we’re not in their alone with those Bible thumpers. We also have Kandy Kaine and Jerry Cann?

HB: Oo! Thanks for reminding me!

Carter then reached into his ‘other’ garter and fixed another spring of mistletoe onto his belt buckle. He then posed with a smile.

HB: Wouldn’t want Jerry to feel left out!

Ariana rolls her eyes with a laugh.

Ariana: Oh no! We wouldn’t want that!

She takes her besties arm and the pair wall off-camera.



Mickey:  And we’re back after that stunning fashion display from Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos.  I must say, if Jerry Cann isn’t into his sprig of mistletoe, I’ll take ‘is place.  Now, back to the discussion of our Underground Championship match.  Thoughts?

Tatsu:  Javier is Bad Boy.  He will always be Bad Boy, even if he was never in stable, and even if stable fell to nothing.  He is, like Mickey say, hardcore motherfucker, and with G.R.I.M.E. it will be very hard for Fake Dragon.

Winter:  Javi was in the Bad Boys, but it was kind of like NXT.  Not the Spike Staggs version.  The version led by Steve Ramone, with Jon Dough, Jessie Salco, Connor Murphy.  The one that even Mickey had to jump ship from when he couldn’t beat a fart.

Tatsu:  Or the Mean Girls!  You know, when Mama Darling left, and Celeste was then leader.

Winter:  Or the version before.  You know, when Mama Mercedes wasn’t in it.

Mickey:  Or The Elders.  The version without Blasted Monk. Sorry bout it, Eyes…

Winter: Or the shitty version of the staggs family, you know the one that was created when Tim married Alexis.

Mickey face palms himself and shakes his head, not daring to say a word to keep it going.

Tatsu:  That family was so fun until Alexis come around.  She just whine and cry on Twitter until she get title shots in SCW, or get title shot taken away from Tim.  At least Jamie tweets are like fun puzzles!!!!!!!!!!

Tatsu yells as her chair gets pushed backwards by Alexis Staggs. Tatsu falls from the booth falling four feet to the cement floor. Winter tries to get out of her chair but Alexis grabs Winter’s head and slams it on the table. Alexis then picks Winter up for a powerbomb and drops her off the booth crashing on top of Tatsu. Security rushes out, but Alexis walks away and heads towards the ring as “Unbreakable” by Fireflight blasts on the speakers.  She stomps down to the ring as Tim rushes out behind her.

Crowd:  *POP!*



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>[/u]Hardcore Tag Team Championship -Christmas Tree Match (Ladder Match)[/u]
Jamie Staggs and Shorty vs Tim Staggs and Alexis Staggs vs Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin Vs The Monstimals

Liam:  The following contest is a Christmas Tree Match and is for the Hardcore Tag Team Championships!  The object is to climb the tree on the ramp to reach the title belts to win.  Iiiintroducing first, the team of Alexis and Tim Staggs!!!

Tim tries to talk to Alexis, but she’s not hearing any of it.  She continues on toward the ring, not even looking back.  She slides inside of the ring, followed quickly by Tim.  Tim continues trying to talk to her, but she turns around and looks at what she’s done with a sick smile on her face as she settles into their corner to start.

Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up.

Liam:  On his way to the ring, Jaime Staggs and "Shorty" Devin Tyyyyyler!!!

As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag.  Jamie stomps out onto the stage right behind him, getting the crowd into the match. He and Shorty stop center stage and throw their arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. Shorty takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron as Jamie jumps onto the apron, turning around to lean on the ropes as they look out onto the stage. Shorty steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets. Jamie climbs to the top rope and then jumps down, doing helicopter spins until he stumbles into the corner.


The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system

It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard


Melissa and Angel come out in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, the two walk down to ringside as the fans boo loudly.

Liam: And next, the team with a net worth more than everyone in SCU combined. From the Ruin’s estate Melissa Ruin and “The Trillion Dollar Princess”... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!

Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious

Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.

Liam:  And last, they are your Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson… The Monstimals!!!

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope. Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  Lord Raab and Tim lock up, but Raab’s strength quickly overtakes Tim.  Jamie jumps onto the top rope and leaps off, landing on top of Tim and Raab!  Shorty slides out of the ring to go for the stage.

Gena: Melissa and Angel charge at Alexis. Alexis extends her foot out to kick Angel but Melissa hits a clothesline. Alexis hits the ropes, Angel charges in, Alexis hits Angel’s band with overhead punches. Melissa slaps Alexis in the face! Alexis knees Angel’s jaw then pushes her towards Melissa.

Chad:  Sam sees Shorty heading for the tree, and goes to stop him, but Jamie hits a Baseball Slide to Sam.  He picks Sam up and throws him into the barricade, following up quickly with a Spinning Heel Kick!

Jamie:  GO SHORTY GOOOOOO!!!

Gena: Tim gets to his feet, Lord Raab tries to grab Tim but Alexis runs and jumps on his back. Melissa and Angel get up. Tim kicks Lord in the mid-section, Alexis lets go of Lord Raab. The Nobodies try and grab Raab but  Alexis gets hit with a dropkick by Angel as Tim gets dropkicked by Melissa.

Chad:  Shorty runs with those stubby legs.  He’s practically skipping as he dashes up the ramp.  He makes it half way up as Jamie stomps on Sam, grounding him into the barricade.  Shorty makes it to the tree!

Gena: Melissa and Angel try to kick Raab but Raab grabs them both by the throat! Lord Raab lifts them both up for a choke slam but Alexis and Tim kick his knees from right under him then get to there feet. Raab lets go of Melissa and Angel but then get dropped to the mat as Tim nails Melissa with a leaping clothesline and Alexis drops Angel with a spear!

Chad:  Shorty has made it up a few branches when Chanelle Martinez pokes out from the curtains.  She grabs onto Shorty and Powerbomb’s him to the cold steel of the stage!  She then grabs Shorty and tosses him into the set!

Gena: Lord gets back to his feet but ts a superkick from Tim Staggs. Lord staggers but drops to the mat from a dropkick from Alexis. Raab rolls out the ring to the outside.

Chad:  Chanelle has effectively taken out Shorty before Jamie even realizes Shorty’s not still climbing!  Before he can even make it up the ramp, Torielle Jackson come out and drags Chanelle toward the panel and slams her head into the table!

Crowd: *POP!*

Chad:  Chanelle flips Torielle over on the table and they begin brawling until security comes out and pulls them apart and takes them backstage.  Meanwhile, Jamie jumps onto the second branch as Raab charges up the ramp.  Jamie kicks at Raab as he gets near him, and continues to climb.

Gena: Tim and Alexis stand over Melissa and Angel. Tim slides out the ring and looks under it. Tim grabs a bat, and it looks like it’s covered in broken pieces of christmas ornaments!  He slides back inside of the ring and hands it to Alexis, talking to her for a second before sliding outside of the ring again.  He runs up the ramp.

Chad:  Raab grabs onto Jamie’s leg as Sam stumbles up the ramp.  Jamie kicks away, but Raab continues to hold on. Sam manages to run over to his partner. Sam kicks Jamie’s leg causing Jamie to flip over and landing hard on his side on the rampway.

Gena:  Tim comes up behind Raab and hits a Bulldog onto the stage.  He kips up and ducks a Clothesline from Sam.  He jumps onto the second branch and pulls himself up onto the third branch.

Chad: Sam comes over and Tim kicks him right in the face.  He tries to go up another branch, but Sam begins climbing the tree too.  With his height and strength advantage, he catches up quickly to Tim.  They are standing on the same branch as Sam hits a Throat Thrust to Tim!

Gena: Melissa sits up only to get whacked in the back with the bat. Angel sits up, Alexis swings at Angel but misses. Angel starts to get to her feet but Alexis tackles her to the mat hitting Angel with the bat on her chest!

Chad:  Tim holds onto his throat with one hand while gripping the branch with the other.  He then hits a Headbutt to Sam’s throat, giving him the same treatment.  Sam holds onto the branch.  He grabs Tim by the head and slams it into the trunk of the tree!

Gena: Alexis stands tall… Wait the Kawaii Dragons just jumped the barricade and slide in the ring with their kendo sticks. Alexis turns around to get nails in the midsection with Tatsu’s kendo stick. Alexis bends down and gets nailed in the back by Winter’s kendo stick. Kawaii Dragons start laying in shots as Alexis curls up to a ball to protect herself. Melissa sits up and takes the bat.

Chad: Angel and Melissa gets to there feet. Melissa hands the bat over to Angel. Kawaii Dragons stop and look at Angel. Angel points at Alexis… Looks like she wants a free shot at Alexis… Kawaii Dragons swing their kendo sticks. Tatsu knocks the bat off of Angel’s hands as Winter hits Melissa in the knee cap. Kawaii Dragons now start layiing in shots to Angel and Melissa.

Gena:  Out of nowhere, Shorty begins climbing the tree on the other side, dragging himself up with those meaty arms of his!  He gets to the fifth branch while Sam grabs hold of Tim’s arm and brings him in for a Short Arm Clothesline.  Shorty goes for the next branch, but his hand slips and he nearly falls off!

Chad:  Tim jumps up and kicks Sam in the chest, knocking him into the branch that Shorty is standing on, and Shorty falls off, right into Jamie’s arms.  Now that’s a bromance!  Jamie then begins climbing up the tree, getting between Sam and Tim.  He hits a low Dropkick to Sam’s leg.

Gena:  Raab begins climbing up the tree next.  Tim and Jamie stomp away at him, teaming up!  Uncle and Nephew, working together.  Jamie and Tim look to one another and high five one another as Tim encourages Jamie to go for the kill on Raab!

Chad:  Jamie nods his head and leaps off with a Senton Bomb to Raab.  Winter and Tatsu have Alexis and Nobility laid out inside of the ring as they skip around, relishing in this!  Tim climbs up a few more branches, unaware of what’s going on inside of the ring.

Gena:  Tim reaches the top of the tree and begins trying to get the titles unhooked from above the tree.  He almost has them, but Sam gets near the top and rips Tim off, causing him to fall down to the stage!  That’s a ten foot drop!

Chad:  Sam climbs the next few branches and he makes it to the top.  Shorty scales the tree, grunting as he goes.  He climbs up Sam’s back, but Sam unhooks the belts and raises them up victoriously!!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners and STILL Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab… The Monstimals!!!

Shorty clubs at Sam’s back angrily, but Sam bats him off.  He climbs down the tree to meet up with Lord Raab, who is just coming back to it.  “Animal I Have Become” plays on the speakers as Henry pats his guys on the back.  He raises their arms as they each take a title and raise it up in the air.  They look over to Jamie and Shorty and they begin whipping both men with the straps of their belt!

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Henry cheers them on for a few moments before letting them know that the statement has been made.  They stop, and then Henry nods his head, pointing to the champions as he leads them through the curtains.



Mickey: Alright? The Monstimals are still Hardcore Tag Team Champions.

As Mickey speaks Winter and Tatsu rejoin the panel. SCU security surround the booth as Alexis, Melissa and Angel yell and dare for the two to come down. Winter looks at Alexis who waves Winter to come down. Winter shakes her head no while giving all three the middle finger.

Blasted Monk: Can we continue with the show?

Tatsu: We were making fun of Javi and how he is a Nobody like Alexis Staggs!!!!

Winter: Mark Cross opens the show vs Griffin, Griffin has been on top of his game since joining SCW. Not the second time around, I mean since joining the company the first time. He came back and it’s like he never left, didn't lose a beat.

Mickey: If anyone can take the Roulette title from Griffin it would ‘ave to be the one that SCW and SCU thought so highly of right now that both companies are giving him a title shot tonight.

Tatsu: Mark Cross still Fake Dragon!

Blasted Monk: Moving on to other things, Anthrax takes on Stephen Callaway. A match in which many feel Stephen needs to win.

Winter: Yeah like Anthrax can’t use the win eh.

Tatsu: Winter speak truth. Anthrax needs wins as much as Stephen. Both need to get a head start for 2020.

Mickey: Losing isn’t fun, we all ‘ave been there, all it takes is one win to change things around. A win tonight could be just that.



Tatsu:  And now we must take break to hear from Ariana Angelos backstage with Dev Khatri.

The scene opens backstage at the December 2 Dismember Pre-Show where we see recent Go Gym Graduate and one of SCU’s resident rookies Ariana Angelos working out in preparation for her big match against the Killer Kandies and the Good Shepherds, she is stopped when Dev steps into view microphone in hand ready for an interview.

Dev: Ari, before I say anything else, I have to ask, this is your first PPV Pre-Show, how are you feeling?

Ariana: Nervous as heck but me and Carter have done well ever since we started teaming together several weeks ago, even if it was because he accepted London Underground’s Mixed Tag Team Open Challenge, and tonight we’ll continue that streak!

HB: Did someone say streak?

As if on cue, Carter steps into view and Ari shakes her head.

Ariana: No, not in the way your thinking Carter, you ready to take on the Old Shepherds and the Killer Kandies?

HB: Well, I’d much rather be rubbing my body up against Brother David, but I’ll make do with the old man and I’m sure you can handle that mother! As for the Killer Kandies, well, Ari has some things to say about them.

Ariana: Jerry was in our shoes when he first arrived on the scene, meaning that he was a rookie like we are, but we’re not about to let that stop us from winning this match! And I’m sure that I can take on Kandy Kaine as well!

HB: As she often says, Fortune Favors the Bold De and tonight………

Ariana: Tonight, we’ll earn the right to challenge for the Double Down Tag Team Titles!

Ari and Carter exchange a high five before the scene fades.



A flash of white comes across the backstage when Father Gerald and Mother Mavis walk by with Esther close behind.  Brother David is obviously absent when Gemma Frost approaches them.  Mavis gives a look to Esther and Esther visibly rolls her eyes.

Esther:  What do you want, jezebel?

Gemma:  I wanted to see what you guys thought about your matches tonight but I don’t have to take your holier than thou attitude and shove it up your ass.

Mavis:  You need to repent!

Father Gerald steps into the shot and gets between the ladies. He gives Mavis and Esther a look and then he turns around to face Gemma with a cheery smile on his face.

Gerald:  Tis the season of giving.  As Christian’s we should always remember that all year long.  But we have an obligation not to turn a blind eye to sin.  Instead of casting judgment on you for your polyamorous ways we should guide you to knowing that it is wrong and asking for forgiveness.

Gemma: My sex life is none of your business Father.  Just like it is none of my business that you are stuck in a boring monogamous relationship with one woman who can’t even get her pussy wet anymore.

Mavis leans over and slaps Gemma across the face.  Security is on their tails, but Gemma stops them.  She leans to them and lets them know that she is okay.

Gemma:  The truth hurts.  That slap didn’t.  Kandy and Ari are going to have an easy night with you if that is any indicator.

Esther:  You want us to react to your filthy talk.  My mother might have slapped you with compassion because she wants to see you get better.  Personally I don’t think you deserve that kind of mercy.  You don’t feel bad for anything you say or do because you are comfortable in the devil’s grasp.

Gemma:  Damn straight.  You might want to drop the godly act if you want to stand a chance against Kelli Torres tonight.

Esther:  Look here you little bitch-

Gerald: Look Gemma.  We are happy to give you an interview because it will be the one and only kindness God will grant you.  But you are being partial just for the sake of making us angry.  Tonight is not about anger.  It is about the fans who came here tonight to donate to Toys for Tots and the Salvation Army which we are supporting tonight for our charity cause..  Those children waking up to toys that their democratic or liberatarian parents couldn’t afford to buy them.  The great Christian organization will continue to spread the message of God through the holiday season and throughout the year.  So we are going to ignore your ungodly attitude and tell you the facts.

Gemma grin and looks at Gerald to wait for his response.

Gerald:  Tonight, Sister Esther is going to walk away with the Combat Championship and she’s going into Night of Champions in the new year to defend against the next poor lost soul.  And here in just a couple of minutes we are going to this snowglobe match.  Mother Mavis and I will be winning this match.  There is no question about that.  Brother David and Sister Esther are a completely different team from Mother Mavis and I.  I trained my children and my wife.  I am where they learned everything.  I already defeated Jerry Cann once.  My presence in this match with the Divine Spirit on my side is what will win this match for us and we will become the Double Down Champions.  It is a simple concept that these miscreants don’t seem to understand.

Gemma:  Is that because you might be deluded into thinking a man in the sky has your back?

Gerald grin and looks at Gemma quiet for a few seconds until responding.

Gerald:  It’s called faith.  I’m faithful.  But we at the Church of the Good Shepherds don’t expect you to understand that concept.  Instead we can go out there and show you rather than talking about it.  Let’s go my children.

Gemma wants to say something from the look on her face but the Shepherds walk away.  Gemma clenches her fists and sees them leaving and she wants to pray that they lose.



Camera cut from the Good Shepherds and Gemma to Marissa Henry and the Killer Kandies.

Marissa: Tonight, in just a few minutes, the two of you have a chance at being the new contenders for the Double Down tag titles.

Jerry: Kandy and I just heard what HB, Ariana, and the Good Shepherds had to say. Kandy and I know they’re going to bring it. Marissa, you know that Kandy and I bring it every match. Tonight is no different, only tonight is our night. This is Kandy’s night. This is like her birthday.

Kandy: Tonight we’re totally gonna focus on the match and going for the Double Down titles. Then Angel of Filth better…

Angel: Better what.

The cameras pan out to see Angel of Filth and Javier Gonalaz standing behind the Killer Kandies.

Kandy: Better stay out of our way, missy.

Javier: Or What?

Jerry decks Javi in the jaw dropping him to the floor. Filth grabs Kandy by her hair and pulls her down.

Javier: No! Let her go.

Javi says as he smiles getting back to his feet.

Javier: After last week. Jerry’s earned that one cheap shot… for now.

Filth and Javi start to laugh as the Killer Kandies get surrounded by the masked GRIME members.



Winter: GRIME in SCU in fullforce, but no matter how many they have, they ain’t no GIFT!

Tatsu: GRIME have lots members but no match for AGIFT, or MEAN GIRLS!

Winter: Mean Girls suck, they had Celeste and Veronica, one’s a bitch, the other sucks in the ring. You can pick and choose which one is which.

Mickey stares at the screen with a surprised/scared look on his face as the camera focuses in on him for about five entire seconds.

Mickey:  Bloody fuckin’ ‘ell, these birds must want the entire roster to come down ‘ere an take ‘em out between every match.

Tatsu:  They can try…

Winter: They fight one of us then they fight both of us. Blood SIsters!!!!

Tatsu bats her eyelashes like she’s daring someone to try something.  She gives us a true Delia Darling stare.  The camera switches to seeing Delia Darling in the crowd, giving a clap and snap at the air.  We return to the panel.

Mickey:  Alright?  Moving along.  The Good Shepherds are in a bit of a slump, but they’ve got two chances to turn it around.  First, on the pre-show, The Good Shepherds take on Team GO members Ariana Angelos and the flamboyant ‘elluva Bottom Carter, AND Killer Kandies members Kandy Kaine and Jerry Cann.

Blasted Monk:  Then on the main card, Sister Esther will defend her Combat Championship against former champion Kelli Torres.  Last week, these two had words.

Tatsu leans forward and removes her jacket to reveal a shirt that reads “Listen here you little bitch… Esther 3:16” on it.

Tatsu:  Available at merchandise table.  Go support Sister Esther because everyone know she will not keep Combat Championship after this match.

Winter:  Kelli Torres is a bitch, and Esther was right to call her out on it.  I don’t believe in the eye in the sky like they do, but somebody needed to call Kelli out for that.  Esther is going to retain the title.

Blasted Monk:  I think it will be closer than others think but Kelli Torres is representing REAL KILLAZ and that says something.

Mickey:  No, no, I do think this match will be a nail biter.  It’s going to be so close that it might just go to the judges to decide.  Sister Esther ‘asn’t ‘ad the belt long enough to lose it yet.  And I’m a God fearing man me’self, so I gotta go with the Shepherds.

Tatsu:  The Snow Globe Match is bullshit.  Kawaii Dragons should be in this match instead of Killer Kandies.  Then we all know Kawaii Dragons would be leaving as Number One Contender to Double Down Championship.

Winter: Fucking right!  But since we’re still being punished for being the bad little girls that we are, we get the leftovers of the tag division minus The Nobodies.  Between the three shitty teams we’re left with, I’m going with Team GO.

Blasted Monk:  Killer Kandies are due a win.  Let’s give them the underdog vote.

Mickey:  The Nobodies. Why?  Because I can’t really decide.

Winter:  Mickey, I’m going to rip your balls off and shove them up your ass, only because I know you would like it.

Tatsu:  I have to pick Good Shepherds?  I am okay for this.  They will probably win.  Then Bella Madison take on Amelia Hogan.  Bella wants to win this one to get on roll, but Amelia won’t allow it.

Mickey:  Then, Sam Marlowe will defend ‘er Roulette Championship against me second favorite Bombshell in SCW right now.  Next to Mercedes Vargas, sorry not sorry.

Mickey waves out to Mercedes, who doesn’t even seem to notice.  He then puckers up and kisses in her direction before winking.

Blasted Monk:  Sam Marlowe is a dominant champion in the Roulette Division.  She turns away challenge after challenge and I think Candy will be the same.

Tatsu:  Candy is just Kandy Kaine without colorful hair.  They both have names reference sweets, they are both stupid, they both suck…

Winter: Big blow pops!!! They count how many times it takes to lick to the center!

Blasted Monk looks at Mickey unsure what to say.

Mickey:  Then me and Kandy and Candy ‘ave something in common.  But I can never get past the third lick without biting into that bugger.

Tatsu: Only takes a three for champion like Mickey-chan!

Blasted Monk: I hope we’re talking about the referee’s count.

Winter: He’s talking about licking like how you did me many years ago.

Monk looks at Winter and shakes his head no. Marissa Henry peeks her head around the corner and is seen also shaking her head.

DUN DUN!

Mickey:  Next up!  MMA Match between Combat Champion Stewart Mason takes on former Honor Champ, Hardcore Tag Team Champ, and SCW World Tag Team Champion, Eyesnsane.  I’ve got to go with me mate, Eyesnsane.

Blasted Monk:  I’ve known Eyesnsane for many years.

Tatsu: During that time how many times did you lick Winter?

Blasted Monk: … and Stewart Mason has been a solid champion in wrestling.  He defended it once against Earl Lockyer, another man known for his wrestling style.  This match can go either way.

Mickey:  You’re a former champ, and Winter is all woman, so if it only took ye three licks, ye must be a mint.

Blasted Monk:  We can look forward to a solid match between Stewart and Eyes tonight.

Winter: One night Mickey, Monk got these candles and…

Blasted Monk: This will be a Combat Championship Match to set the standard.

Tatsu:  Eyesnsane! Eyesnsane! Former Bad Boy Eyesnsane for win! Eyesnsane Champion, he like Monk or like Mickey. Three licks?

Blasted Monk:  Next on the main card, we see Jessie Salco taking on Mercedes Vargas.

Winter: When it comes to licks, Mama going to give it to Jesse! A one two combo and that third lick and sends Jesse to the clouds!

Tatsu:  Talk about bitches that suck.  Jessie Salco was best SCW can do for legendary Hall of Famer Mercedes Vargas? Bitch please!

Winter: Mercedes beat up everyone even your Delia Darling!

Tatsu: No! Mercedes good, but vs Darling Mercedes sucks like that one time… right Mickey-chan!?

Mickey:  So now we will be going to the parking lot to see the Snow Globe Match for the Number One Contendership to the Double Down Championships, and our mics will be turned off… Now… go… go… go…

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Double Down Championship Number One Contendership - Snowglobe Match

HB Carter and Ariana Angelos vs Killer Kandies vs Good Shepherds

The fans outside of the Gold Coast Casino gather around a globe in the center of the parking lot.  Inside of the globe, we see Team GO, The Good Shepherds, and Killer Kandies standing inside.  Liam is standing outside of the globe with a microphone in hand.  We pan around the globe to see three glass rings attached to the globe, along with a few fans blowing.  Up top, there is a machine whirring and buzzing.

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Snow Globe Match for the Number One Contendership to the SCU Double Down Championships!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing the teams.  First, the team of Ariana Angelos and Helluva Bottom Carter, they are Team GO!  And the team of Father Gerald and Mother Mavis, The Good Shepherds!  And last but not least, the team of Jerry Cann and Kandy Kaine, Killer Kandies!!!

The crowd around the globe cheer and chant as each team shows off for the crowd.  The cheers turn to boos when The Good Shepherds show off.  After a moment of this, the fans settle down and the referee calls for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad:  That snow is starting to fall as the fans blow it around.  The ladies are starting off the action as Mavis, Kandy, and Ari circle around in the center of the globe.  Ari goes for Mavis, but Mavis ducks and goes behind Kandy.

Gena:  Kandy goes to swing an elbow back, but Mavis wraps her arms around Kandy and brings her over with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex.  As soon as she gets to her feet, Ari hits a Dropkick to Mavis’ chest.

Chad:  The absence of ropes takes away a lot of Ari’s high flying abilities, and the snow makes things a bit slippery.  Ari lifts Mavis up and flings her toward the plexiglass, but Mavis reverses the whip, smashing Ari into the globe.

Gena:  Mavis follows up with a knee to Ari’s back.  She begins to stomp Ari down to the mat when Kandy comes up behind Mavis and rolls her up into a pin!

One!
T-Kickout!

Chad:  Not even a two count.  Father Gerald was ready to let go of the ring to break it up, but there is no need.  Carter leans over to try to encourage Ari to get up.  As she does, Kandy hits a running knee to Ari’s face, putting her back down on the floor of the globe.

Gena:  Kandy spots Mavis getting up and she hits a La Magistral, knocking her back down.  Jerry claps his hands together for her through the ring.  He is clearly getting cold as the snow intensifies some.

Chad:  Kandy goes for the cover, but Ari breaks it up before the referee can even count to one.  She lifts Kandy up and sends her into the globe.  She then does a Handspring Elbow to Kandy’s face, and plants her on the mat with a Bulldog.  She goes for the pin.

One!
Two!

Gena:  Mavis reaches out and tags in Gerald, causing the men to have to fight, and strategically stopping the count.  Carter immediately dashes over to Gerald and smashes an elbow right into his face, busting his nose open!

Crowd:  *POP!*

Chad:  Jerry doesn’t seem to mind clubbing away at Gerald as he is hunched over.  Carter and Jerry club and stomp the larger Father Gerald until he is flat on the floor of the globe, bleeding into the piling up snow.

Gena:  They lift Gerald up and hit a Double Vertical Suplex, rocking the globe and causing a big plume of snow to come from the top.  Gerald rolls onto his stomach, trying to get up, but Jerry helps lift Carter up into a Somersault Splash!

Chad:  The high flyer aspect isn’t totally lost without help from an ally.  Carter goes to pin Gerald, but Jerry spins him around and hits a Shoulder Block into the plexiglass.  Carter feels the wind knocked out of him, and Jerry hits a Spinning Neckbreaker, going for the cover.

One!
Two!

Gena:  Gerald jumps up and hits an Axe Handle Smash to break up the cover.  He pulls Jerry up by the hair and then flips him over with a Snapmare, wrapping his python arms around Jerry’s neck, going for a Body Scissors.

Chad:  With the size differential, Jerry won’t be able to get out of that so easily.  Jerry tries, but there are no rope breaks.  Luckily, Carter hits a low Dropkick to Gerald’s back and breaks up the hold.  Jerry gets to his feet as Father Gerald moves back.

Gena:  Carter ties up with Jerry, but Jerry is able to push him back several feet.  Carter charges at him, but Jerry does a Drop Toe Hold, burying Carter’s face in Gerald’s asscrack!!!

Crowd:  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chad:  The Hardcore Bottom has really turned his life around with that.  Gerald moves away, looking disgusted by it all.  So much so that he nails a Clothesline From Heaven on Jerry, sending him down to the ground.

Gena:  As Carter gets up, Gerald gives him the same treatment!  Gerald looks pissed off as he lifts Jerry off of the mat.  He sends him into the globe and then Spears him into it!  As Carter gets up, he charges at him with a Spear!

Chad:  Gerald picks Jerry up, setting him up for the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter), but Jerry shoves him and as he does so, Carter catches him in the face with a Superkick!  The snow yet again intensifies.

Gena:  With Father Gerald down, Jerry and Carter look back to each other, ready to pick up where they left off.  They tie up in the center of the globe and the fans surrounding the outside of the Gold Coast Casino move in closer, smacking on the globe in excitement.

Chad:  Jerry flips Carter around and locks on the Cobra Clutch!  Carter begins shouting out in pain.  Ari tries to stretch out for the tag, but Jerry forces Carter to the ground.  He tries to wiggle out of the hold, but Jerry’s perfected this one.

Gena:  Ari lets go of the ring and goes to break it up, but Gerald has tagged in Mavis!  The ladies are back at it.  Kandy rushes in, getting Mavis with Pop Rocks  (Triple Cartwheel Handspring Elbow Smash).  She then turns around as Ari rushes at her.

Chad:  Ari takes her down with a Headscissors that sends his skidding across the snow covered flooring of the globe and right into the plexiglass itself with such force that it causes another plume to fall down, blinding everyone!

Gena:  A slam is heard, and when the snow settles more, everyone but Carter and Ari are out on the ground.  Carter lifts Ari up and she steadies on his shoulders!  Carter gives her a boost, and she nails the Angel’s Descent (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press) on Kandy, pinning her!

One!
Two!
Three!NO!

Chad:  Mother Mavis pops up out of nowhere and sets Ari up for the Salvation Slam (Glam Slam)!  Carter tries to stop it, but he finds himself victim to the Ray of Light (Diamond Cutter)!  Mavis lands the Salvation Slam and then rolls Ari over for the cover!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners and the contenders for the SCU Double Down Championships… Mother Mavis and Father Gerald, The Good Shepherds!!!

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gerald raises his arms up in the air before hugging onto his wife.  They look into one another’s eyes, and pride is written all over their faces.  “Spirit In the Sky” plays at ringside as the view switches to ringside to spot the fans booing and throwing trash at the Sin City Tron.  Mavis and Gerald receive a loud array of boos and hatred as Gerald and Mavis pull out copies of The Good Book and lay it down on Carter and Ari’s chests.  They go to the side of the globe as a door opens for them.  They exit the globe, leaving Team GO and Killer Kandies are still laid out on the mat.



Mickey:  And we’re back from that bonkers Snow Globe Match!  The Good Shepherds go on to face the Fire Dragons for the SCU Double Down Championships on Night of Champions on January 2nd.

Winter: What The Holy Fucking Shit!

Winter says as she gets out of her chair looking as if she is ready to fight Mickey. Tatsu grabs Winter’s arm and holds her back as Tatsu yells away from the microphone “It’s Fake Dragons not Fire Dragons!”

Blasted Monk: That’s a night sure to be full of great matches. Speaking of, we will be having Halo Williams taking on Veronica Taylor for the Underground Championship to see who will be going into Night of Champions to defend the strap.

Winter: If they have to face Tatsu or I then we know the title will change hands that night.

Mickey:  I’ve known Veronica for many years, and I must say… I hope she gets ‘er arse ‘anded to ‘er tonight by Halo.  I couldn’t imagine a bigger twat getting what she deserves than Veronica Taylor.

Winter and Tatsu cough at the same time, in doing so they both yell out “JAKE RAAB, The Steele’s”.  Tatsu then coughs and says “Bitchface”. Winter then coughs and says “Good Point”

Mickey:  Oi, at least we’re moving on to the next two matches.  Jake Raab takes on “Bulldog” Bill Barnhart under Roulette Rules.

Blasted Monk: This is the one match in SCW tonight that I expect to be hard hitting, expect these two to take it to the next level.

Mickey:  And as I said, the match itself is ‘eld under Roulette Rules, which makes it hard hitting, while also giving us the unexpected element of the luck of the draw with the wheel.

Tatsu: Jake Raab in Roulette match is like Lord Raab in Hardcore match. It means nothing. Monsitmals will soon see, then not Tatsu being funny, this Tatsu, former champion telling big man like Sam and Lord Raab. Shine Kawaii Dragon titles up. We coming for them soon!

Winter:  Tell them, Tatsu-san! Tell them what the fire and ice dragons gone do to them, eh!

Tatsu: Blood Sisters!!!! Best bitches in Murcia!!!

Mickey:  It’s been fun, but bloody fuck, can ye lot focus for more than twelve seconds?  On something that’s not about ye both?  Jesus H. Christ…

Tatsu:  Tatsu not take this!  This Murica with free speech and beer and hot dogs and Fourth of July!  Guns!

Winter: Yes, lots of guns!

Blasted Monk:  And as you said, Mickey, London Underground defends the Mixed Tag Team Championships…

Winter: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait…

Winter gets up from her chair.

Winter: This sounds like the piss break segment

Tatsu gets up as well

Tatsu: Pee Break!

The Kawaii Dragons leave the booth

Blasted Monk: ... against Lady Steele and Kate Steele.

Mickey:  Despite what our partners ‘ave to say, this match is going to be brill.  London Underground ‘as been dominant champs, taking down Team GO a couple weeks back in a close match.  I got London Underground winning this one, but I might be a bit biased.

Blasted Monk:  The Steele’s could get the underdog vote, but I think they are a little too indecisive to stick to their guns.  I might have to go with London Underground as well.

Mickey: Now talk about a good ole fashioned grudge match, we’ve got ourselves a Lumber Jill Match between Bad Boobie Bobbie Dahl and Keira Fisher-Johnson…

Winter and Tatsu arrive to the booth with nachos, a box with 4 hot dogs and one super large chocolate shake.

Tatsu: I got you guys hot dogs.

Mickey: No thank you.

Winter: Tatsu didn’t ask if you wanted a hot dog, she said she got you one so eat up damn it!

Mickey: Bobbie Dahl ‘as shown a different side of ‘erself lately.  Keira stood up and said “enough of this bullshite” when Bobbie started attacking people.

Blasted Monk:  One can argue that Bobbie was tired of being mocked for being a bigger girl in the wrestling world.  No one took her seriously when she was nice, so she stopped being nice.  You have to wonder how fair it is to blame her when no one stood up for her.

Tatsu:  I stand up for Bobbie Dahl.  Chocolate is good.  Ice cream is great.  I want only to open mouth and pour it down my throat.  Who can blame Bobbie for liking something so much, with so much dedication?  Sadly she does not share same love for food as she does for championships.

Mickey:  Yeah!  Maybe if the belt was made of chocolate, covered in gold foil, she would fight harder for it.

Winter:  Body shaming, Mickey?  Really?  You’re a fucking asshole.  Bobbie Dahl is going to wipe the fucking floor with Keira tonight because Bobbie knows what she has to do to be taken seriously when douchebags like you want to point out her weight.  I can’t believe you.

Mickey:  But Tatsu said…

Winter:  Girls are bitches.  We say shit like that.  But at the end of the day, a lot of girls hear what guys say and they take it to heart.  So your misogynist comments mean more than Tatsu suggesting that Bobbie get her priorities straight.

Blasted Monk:  At least they are taking something serious tonight.

Mickey:  Touche.  Why don’t we talk about GRIME.  Something I’m not being an arsehole about.  Or if I am a bit cheeky, it’s about something we all hate.

Blasted Monk:  Next on the main show, Javier Gonzalez defends his Underground Championship against Mark Cross.  It’s Javier’s first defense since High Stakes where he defeated Eric Weaver.

Tatsu:  Fake Dragon Mark Cross loses to Javi.  Simple answer.

Winter:  Can’t they both lose?  And speaking of GRIME, Angel of Filth takes on Valentina in an Eggnog Match next.  They’re still piping the eggnog into the pool. At least we get to see some T&A tonight, right?

Mickey:  Can Javi and Cross wrestle in the eggnog instead?  This match came to us because Javier and Filth decided it was a brilliant idea to force Cross into being ‘is opponent for the Underground Championship, by ‘aving Filth crack Val’s skull a few times.

Blasted Monk:  Effective, because Cross accepted the challenge.  And Valentina demanded the chance to face Angel of Filth, one on one.  Bet she didn’t expect it to be in the pool of eggnog.

Tatsu and Winter just stare at the two as they suck down the chocolate shake, staying quiet.

Mickey:  And it appears that the pool is full and these ladies are ready to go!



Vs

Grudge Match - Eggnog Match
Valentina Vs Angel of Filth

Liam:  The following contest is an Eggnog Match and is scheduled for one fall!

Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. “You should see me in a crown” by Billie Eilish begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.

Liam: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

After announced, Valentina walks down the ramp and to the side of the stage, walking around the pool as she studies it, looking grossed out by it.  She settles on the far end of the pool as she waits for her opponent.

The lights go down as the whirring sounds begin to rise. The drums kick in and red lights pulse to them. They get louder as the fourth set kicks in and the curtains flip to the side. Angel of Filth comes crawling through them with her black wings fluttering behind her, covered in a black substance.

Liam: On her way to the ring, from Las Vegas, NV, she is “The Seraph of Sleaze”... Angel of Filth!!!

Her eyes glow white as the lights switch between black and red. She glares down at the ring as she rises to her feet, throwing her wings out to the side as they amast. She waves them slowly as she prances down the ramp to the beat of the music. She stops half way and looks from side to side. She has a sickening smile on her face as black oozes from her mouth and she laughs.  She walks down to the side of the stage where the pool of eggnog is and she sniffs it before flicking her tongue.  She steps inside of the pool and wades through it as she waves Valentina inside.  Valentina steps in and the referee joins them, going between them, checking to make sure they are ready before calling for the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: Valentina and Filth inside the eggnog pool, Filth puts her hands in the eggnog as she threatens to throw some at Valentina. Valentina turns her head away as Filth laughs and jumps in the pool! Filth gets to her feet wiping her face as she smiles.

Gena: Filth all cover up in Eggnog makes her way to Valentina. Valentina looks like she doesn’t want to touch Filth. Filth grabs a handful of eggnog and throws it up towards Valentina. Valentina blocks it, FIlth wraps her arms around Valentina giving her a bearhug, rubbing all the eggnog off to her.

Chad: Filth turns and drops Valentina in the pool with a belly-to-belly suplex! Valentina gets to her feet wiping off her face. Filth kicks her in the gut then grabs her and throws her back in the eggnog.

Gena: Valentina gets to her feet wiping her face. Filth comes in to grab Valentina but gets hit with an uppercut. Valentina grabs Filth’s shoulder to swing her around as she goes for a swinging neckbreaker.  

Chad: Valentina grabs Filth’s head to sit her up but Filth grabs a fist full of hair and pulls Valentina down into the pool! Filth takes a hand full of eggnog and smacks Valentina in the face with it!

Gena: Valentina punches Filth as the two grab each other head and forces the other’s head into the eggnog! The two let the other one go, both women push the other away and get to there feet.

Chad: Both women walk to the center of the pool, Valentina tries to grab Filth but Filth ducks down and tackles her into the eggnog. Filth keeps Valentina in the eggnog with her left hand as she swings the right hand and lays in a hard punch.

Gena: Filth lifts Valentina’s head up as she exhales Filth forces VAlentina’s head back in the eggnog. Valentina tires to fight Filth off but Filth seems to like it as she smiles lifting Valentina’s head up for air. Filth hits her with a head butt then sholves her head back inside the eggnog.

Chad: Filth laughs as Valentina is seen trying to get her head above the eggnog. The ref starts yelling at Filth. Filth raises Valentina’s head up for air. Filth headbutts her again and shovles her head back in the eggnog!

Gena: Valentina hands are slapping the eggnog, Valetnina is tapping out? Filth brings Valentina’s head back up then forces it back down. The ref runs in and gets betwwen them to break the two apart.

Chad: The ref yells at FIlth, Filth grabs the ref and drops her with a belly-to- belly suplex! Filth now start laying closed fist punches on the ref. SCU Security run in and grab Angel of Filth to pull her off the ref. They hold on to her as they remove her from the area and take her to the back. EMT’s arrive to check on Valentina and the ref.



Winter: You know Tatsu, it’s clear Angel of Filth is trying to show the Kawaii Dragons that she is hardcore like us.

Tatsu: She hardcore but not like Kawaii Dragon... more like Amy Marshall right Mickey-chan?

Mickey:  I’d ‘ave to say that Angel of Filth is hardcore like only Angel of Filth can be.  When she was walking by the panel table on ‘er way to the ring, it smelled of determination and sauerkraut.

Blasted Monk:  Astute observation, Mickey.  I’m glad I was not the only one to think so.

Tatsu: Filth is not ready to face Kawaii Dragons in hardcore match. We show her just how hardcore we can be, right Winter?

Winter: Em, yeah! We can have a match and she will go down like Alexis Staggs will when I catch that bitch!

Tatsu: Yeah then…

Blasted Monk: Enough ladies, we have three big matches to talk about in a short amount of time. Torielle vs Chanelle and then the two main event matches.

Mickey: Torielle and Chanelle have been at each other’s throats for the past year, it seemed to have died down over the months but then after letting it stew in the back of their ‘eads, Chanelle decided to push Torielle’s buttons during an Ask Me Anything segment.

Winter:  Man, Torielle didn’t say a word.  She just excused herself with a nod, walked right up into the locker rooms and snatched Chanelle up by her designer weave and treated her all over the damn place!

Tatsu:  Did not think Torielle had it in her, but she asked for a match, and she got it. Not like match where I beg to fight Merlot Ayano, but she duck challenge.  Chanelle say yes, but Merlot say nothing. Hee hee.

Before anyone can say anything else, Merlot Ayano appears through the curtains and walks up behind Tatsu.  She just stands there while Tatsu and Winter laugh about Tatsu’s comment.  Merlot reaches over and taps Tatsu on the shoulder.  As Tatsu turns around, Merlot wraps her arms around Tatsu and drags her back to the edge of the stage.

Crowd:  *POP!*

Tatsu tries to stop it, but Merlot hits an Exploder Suplex to Tatsu, landing her right into the pool of eggnog.  Winter comes charging behind Merlot, but Merlot sidesteps and throws Winter by the hair, right into the pool and the crowd loses it.  Merlot looks around and salutes the fans saying “Hai!”  Security comes, but the damage is done, and Merlot politely excuses herself through the curtains.  Mickey and Blasted Monk just stare on in surprise for a minute.

Blasted Monk:  I certainly did not see that coming.

Mickey:  Neither did I, mate.  Maybe we can actually talk about matches now.

Blasted Monk:  Chanelle accepted the challenge from Torielle, and we’ve already seen earlier on the pre show that these two couldn’t wait to get their hands on each other, so they already brawled across this very table.

Mickey:  Chanelle’s been in the business a lot longer than Torielle.  She’s won a couple titles, but not in a long time, aside from the Double Down Championships with the rest of Nobility.  Torielle came close to winning the Combat Championship recently.

Blasted Monk:  Both women feel that the other held them down during their time teaming together.  There is a lot of finger pointing and blaming, and not enough resolution.  Sometimes friends need to fight it out in the ring to remember why they respect one another.

Mickey:  Or they need to fight each other to see the ugliest parts that keep ‘em apart, right Benny?

Blasted Monk:  Either way, we already know this match is going to be violent with the Santa’s Sleigh rule.

Mickey:  Speaking of, it looks like Santa is already on ‘is way out ‘ere.  Santa is wearing almost no clothes and looks a lot like Dax Beckett with white wax in ‘is beard.

Blasted Monk:  And “Shorty” Devin Tyler as his elf.  They are handing out gifts to the crowd, but their purpose here is not pretty.  Chanelle or Torielle has to knock the other one out cold, knock on the sleigh, and Daxy Claus has to take off with them.

Mickey:  And now the Main Event of the December 2 Dismember main show, it’s a double Main Eventer.  Two Six Pack Challenges for the World and World Bombshell Championships respectively.

Blasted Monk: The World champion Senor Vinnie will have his hands full. It’s one thing to have the biggest bullseyes but to have to face them all in one match is a big task. Austin Mercer and Fenris were battling it out last year for the same title. During that time Senor Vinnie was working hard moving up the ranks. Lachlan was holding down the Mix tag team titles, Ben Jordan and Caleb Storms have been wowing the fans all year long. All of them have worked hard for this. The Main Event of the last SCW show for 2019. The hard work lead the to get a match to take part in this challenge. Now one man will stand tall in SCW, one man will close of 2019 as they top guy.

Mickey: Yet only one in SCW can claim to be the top superstar in the company, and if Alicia Lukas can retain, no one can ever argue my statement. What a year she has had, like Senor Vinnie, she has the biggest target.

Blasted Monk: She’s been champion for a long time and we all hope to see that go on to 2020, but the odds are stacked. Like Vinnie she faces former world champions, a former mix tag team champion and others who has shown the fans way they belong in this match.

Mickey: These matches will be tough to call, anyone can walk away the champion. 12 SCW superstars will main event tonight. Only two will walk out as champions but they will all walk out feeling sore for the next few days!

Blasted Monk: And before we go to our Main Event, let’s go backstage to check in with the charity booths.



In the charity booth area near the concession stands, we see rows of tables with many of SCW and SCU’s past and present stars advocating for their favorite charities.  Upon scanning several of them, we come across a table where Celeste North and Jenifer LaCroix are sitting.  The banner behind them is a globe, but done only in different shades of green.  They hand out a few flyers as the fans stop to admire the Crystalline North Green Earth Foundation.  Rock Goddess, Crystalline North approaches the table and the fans begin screaming as she looks to her daughter and Jenifer.

Crystalline:  Thank you, thank you.  I couldn’t be happier with the amazing support we’ve gotten here tonight.  The fans of Sin City are great, and so generous.  I also wanted to thank my daughter, Celeste, for helping me to promote this cause.

Fans:  WE LOVE YOU, CRYSTALLINE!!!

Crystalline holds her chest and smiles as she gives a twirl of her black dress and shawl.  This gets the crowd going even harder.

Crystalline:  I would like you to turn your attention to Celeste so that she can share what this charity is, and how this charity has impacted her. Come on up here, Peaches.

Celeste rolls her eyes as her mother gives her a bright smile and paves the way for her.  Celeste steps into the spotlight as the fans cheer even louder for her, which surprises her.

Celeste:  Thank you!  The Green Earth Foundation is a charity that embodies all of the blessings that Gaia has given to us.  The bountiful foliage of Mother Nature.  The cool, crisp rivers.  The very air that fills our lungs.

Celeste puts her hand to her chest.

Celeste:  As many of you know, the state of California was ravaged by wildfires that are still popping up, though the worst of it has passed.  So far, over 5,136 fires have been recorded according to California Fire and the US Forest Service, totaling an estimated of 151,681 acres.  It has devastated our home, and many, many others.  But from grief and destruction, comes light.  My mother and I were going to our home to retrieve our belongings, through the scorched outside, the blackened grass, and the ashes staining the brick.  Through all of the devastation, a single Plum Blossom vine rose up through the ashes.  It found a way to grow through adversity, and if you ask me, what better metaphor can you think of for starting anew?

The audience claps their hands for Celeste’s story.

Celeste:  We, the members of Le Coven, and extended members such as Crystalline North, came together and came up with the Green Earth Foundation.  Our mission is to help those who have suffered because of these wildfires.  Aside from aiding families with relocation, food, and clothing, we are helping to cultivate the scorched earth and planting trees, grass, and herb and vegetable gardens to bring back the beauty of nature, and the hope of our fellow Californians.  Tonight, Jenifer LaCroix and myself will be promoting this organization.  But it is not our only cause we will be fighting for.

Crystalline looks at Celeste, perplexed.  Jenifer, however, is full of smiles.  She looks at Celeste, who sighs and shakes her head.

Jenifer: Nous voulons également donner de l'argent à une cause très louable. Une cause qui nous tient à cœur et qui nous tient à cœur.
(We also want to give money to a very worthy cause.  A cause that is near and dear to our hearts. )

Jenifer stands up from her seat and she holds up a picture of a white building sitting in the middle of a field in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  She sets it down on an empty table next to their table.

Jenifer:  We are donating to Church of The Good Shepherds!

Jenifer takes Celeste’s hand and together, they walk over a few booths to a table with men dressed in white suits and sky blue dress shirts.  She looks to Celeste who now has a toothy grin on her face.  She leans over the table and looks into the eyes of the men who detest her very presence.

Celeste:  We know that Father Gerald, Mother Mavis, Sister Esther, and Brother David Shepherd are struggling to get their little hodunk church off the ground, pandering to neanderthals like Kenzi Grey to help promote them.  And, as a Wiccan, I truly believe that everything you put out into the universe will come back to you tenfold.

Celeste reaches into her pocket and she pulls out a check.  She raises it up to show that the check is adorned with a golden pentagram.  She then puts it down on the table with her hand planted firmly over it.

Celeste:  Everything.  So, in light of the approaching Yule, the celebration of the Winter Solstice, Jenifer and I have decided to gift The Church of the Good Shepherds with $30,000, so that they might be able to do something good with the money to benefit the world.  Even though it will likely line their pockets instead.  Isn’t that how most churches are?

Jenifer:  Nous espérons qu'ils feront quelque chose de bien pour leur prochain. Alors colle ça dans ta pipe et ...
(We hope that they will do something good for their fellow man. So stick that in your pipe and...)

Jenifer raises two fingers to her lips as she stares down the men at the booth.  She sucks in air sharply, causing a whistling sound to come through.  She then winks as her and Celeste return to their booth.




Vs

Pre Show Main Event
Grudge Match - Santa's Sleigh Match
Torielle Jackson vs Chanelle Martinez

Liam: The following contest is a Santa’s Sleigh Match, and in order to win, one must incapacitate their opponent enough to place them in Santa’s sleigh, knock on the back, and the sleigh must go through the curtains!  First… Making her way to the ring, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!

“Bubble Butt (Remix)" by Major Lazer (feat. Tyga, Mystic, Bruno Mars, 2Chainz) begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position.

Liam: From Bronx, NY, she is “The Classy One”... Toriellllllllllllle Jaaaaaaaacksoooooooooooon!!!

“Good as Hell” by Lizzo hits the speakers. Torielle walks down to the head of the ring and she waves to the audience. She starts to enter the ring, but then pushes herself off of it as she begins to strut around the ring, showing off her long legs. She ruffles her hair as she comes to the apron. She pulls herself up and falls into the splits before pulling herself up into a genuflect, and then she slides her leg under the middle rope, climbing inside. She takes her hat off and hands it to the referee, along with her jacket, as she gets ready for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Chanelle and Torielle came out here letting us know that they weren’t on the same page anymore.  They made their entrances drastically different for this event. Their hatred for one another has sunken to a new low.

Chad:  I’m just waiting for them to tear into one another, but they just keep giving each other the evil eye from across the ring.  Torielle removes her Sunday hat and places it on the turnbuckle.  Chanelle slaps at her chest as she shouts out at “Tee-tee”.

Chanelle:  Come on Tee-Tee.  Why you mad for? Come see bout me, baby.

Gena:  Torielle gives Chanelle the side eye as the fans are brewing up to blow.  Torielle takes a step toward the center of the ring, and they about lose it.  Chanelle nods her head as she waves Torielle at her.

Chad:  Torielle charges at Chanelle, but Chanelle moves out of the way and begins walking to the side as Torielle spins back around.  Chanelle waves her forward again like a bull in a china shop, and just like that, Torielle comes flying back at her, only for the side step.

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gena:  Torielle whips around and Chanelle walks in a circle, but Torielle follows suit, staying exactly two arm lengths away at all times.  Chanelle waves her on, and Torielle reaches forward.  Chanelle grabs onto her arm and pulls her toward her...

Chad:  … but Torielle swings her leg and catches Chanelle with a Crescent Kick that puts her down on the mat!  The crowd is going ape shit, and Torielle capitalizes by climbing on top of Chanelle and hammering away with punch after punch after punch!

Crowd:  YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gena:  Chanelle tries to block, but Torielle is as quick as lightning.  Chanelle scoots her feet under Torielle and kicks her right in the face with her boot.  Chanelle rolls back and catches Torielle with a Diving Clothesline!

Chad:  Torielle is on the ground and Chanelle takes her turn to climb on top and start throwing punches.  Maybe these two ladies need to dive more into the Combat scene!

Gena:  That hasn’t worked out well for Torielle yet, but it does seem to be improving her brawling skills for wrestling matches.  Chanelle continues to fire away, but Torielle wraps her legs around Chanelle’s midsection and hooks her arm around Chanelle’s neck!

Chad:  Torielle can’t win by submission, but she doesn’t care as she has a modified Body Scissors locked on tight.  Chanelle taps out, giving Torielle enough sense of satisfaction to let go of her.

Gena:  Torielle gets up and turns to the fans, getting them back into the match, as if they ever left.  Chanelle grabs Torielle from behind and sends her to the outside of the ring.  She climbs onto the apron and flies off ass first on top of Torielle!

Chad:  CANNNNNONNNNNBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Chanelle:  Stupid hoe!

Gena:  Torielle is feeling that one as Chanelle climbs off of her.  She shouts down at her and then begins to drag her toward Santa’s sleigh by her hair!  Torielle kicks and screams as Chanelle talks trash to her.

Chad:  Torielle grabs onto the guard rail to slow Chanelle down.  When Chanelle turns around, she kicks at Torielle’s arm, but Torielle uses the lack of balance to hit a Hip Toss to Chanelle, sending her into the guard rail.

Gena:  Chanelle arches her back as Torielle does a ground and pound to her former partner.  She picks Chanelle up and then flings her across the ramp and into the other guard railing.  She follows up for a Spear, but Chanelle ducks down and dumps Torielle into the crowd!

Chad:  The two begin fighting through the crowd as fans pat Torielle on the back and throw popcorn on Chanelle.  Chanelle ignores it and picks Torielle up for a Scoop Slam on top of two chairs, snapping them.

Gena:  Chanelle takes a few steps back as Torielle turns over.  She charges at her, hitting a Hip Attack, sending Torielle down again.  She then drags Torielle by the hair once again toward the stage, slapping the back of her head along the way.

Chanelle:  How you like me now, Tee-Tee?  How much you respect me now?

Chad:  Chanelle is being rather vocal tonight as she gets Torielle to the stage.  She tosses her up onto the platform.  As she climbs up herself, Torielle is crawling away.  Chanelle grabs onto her foot, and Torielle rolls over and kicks Chanelle in the face again!

Gena:  Chanelle’s nose is busted and it’s gushing!  Torielle gets to her feet, but Chanelle is ready to piss fire like it’s gonorrhea!  She begins swinging on Torielle, knocking her back toward the sleigh.

Chad:  Torielle is taking it and taking it, but she’s not going down.  But then, she trips Chanelle up, and Chanelle face plants next to the reindeer!  And… Oh… oh god…

Gena:  Chanelle has face planted into reindeer shit!!!  Torielle makes a funny face as she looks down at Chanelle and shouts at her.

Torielle:  How’s that for the Remix, baby?!

Chad:  Torielle picks Chanelle up and hits the Classy Bomb!  One bomb back into the reindeer shit, and the other into the back of Santa’s sleigh!  Instead of the bridge pin, she flips out of the sleigh and taps on the back.  Dax Claus and his elf Shorty whip the reigns, and they take off through the curtains!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here is your winner of the Santa’s Sleigh Match… Torielle Jackson!!!

Crowd:  *MEGA POP!*

“Good as Hell” begins playing over the speakers as Torielle waves to Chanelle and the sleigh.

Torielle:  Bye Felicia!!!

The crowd laughs as Torielle turns around and holds her arms up and the crowd cheers.  She walks over to the panel on the side before they can even start talking again.  She picks up the microphone from in front of Mickey and she gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Torielle:  Thank you all for bearing witness tonight!  We all saw how Mz. Martinez-Blade was going on about how I have no talent.  She might have made some people believe that I didn’t have the talent.  Actually?

Torielle squeezes between Mickey and Blasted Monk, looking over to the camera.

Torielle:  She almost made me believe I didn’t have a shot at beating her.  She, Mother Mavis, Sister Esther… they all got in my head and made me doubt myself.  But after what I just did?  Ain’t nobody gonna fade my shine, baby!

Crowd:  YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torielle:  Ain’t nobody gonna put me down!  Ain’t nobody gonna tell me who I can or cannot be!  I make my own destiny.  December 26th, I won’t be in competition.  January 2nd is the Night of Champions, and I ain’t earned my spot there yet.  Come January 9th, 2020?  “The Classy One” gonna be the “The Up and Coming Main Event”!  Stars shine bright on me.  Ms. Jackson gonna be headed toward the top, and ain’t nobody gonna say “Torielle Jackson” in the same breath as a laugh!  Ya heard?!

Torielle hands the microphone back to Mickey, who raises his eyebrows as Torielle walks back toward the stage.  She is careful not to step in the same reindeer feces that she put her opponent in twice.  She turns around and raises her arms once more before the pre-show goes off the air.



All of this, and oh so much more as SCU gets everyone ready for December 2 Dismember IV!