Anthrax: Chosen one... **giggles** chosen....
A dark room is the first thing we see, with just one lamp lit to allow any form of light. The light casts a glow at the lap of the insane clown Anthrax, giving his ghastly appearance an even more ominous look with shadows deepening on his facial features. His face is cast down, looking to his lap where he sits cross-legged.
Anthrax: Sexiest man in SCW...
He lifts his head, and his eyes are closed and teeth gritted together as he chitters in a mad little giggle fit. A giggle fit that he holds back enough that a small tear streams down his cheek, causing the oil based makeup that was already dried and flaking to streak.
Anthrax: He believes that... **giggles** He BELIEVES THAT!!!
He turns his head downward again, and only then does the camera follow and we see him hold a Ken doll in one hand, and a sharp knife in the other. He stabs the knife in the side of the plastic head of the doll and carefully, with disturbing precision and expertise, proceeds to carve the face off of the doll that has been made to resemble Teddy Warren-Steele with hair poofed up and colorful attire hand sewn by Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden -- with the expert use of staples and super glue. 'Sewn' is perhaps too strong of a word.
Anthrax: Is he chosen? By who I wonder? Even the boss said he didn't choose him. if not the boss who wanted him here, then by who?
He finishes making the incision on the doll's head and he proceeds to peel the face off the rest of the way until it fully separates. He holds it up before his eyes, close;y inspecting it. Only when satisfied does the maniac smile, showing teeth past blue and red stained lips.
Anthrax: Well I do, Teddy. I choose you! I like you Teddy. I want to play with you. You like to play games, don't you? Hide and seek, maybe? Will you hide under the ring, my favorite playground, because you think I play too rough?
He then picks up a small tube of super glue and squeezes some around the outline of the cut and leans over to paste it onto the wall. That is when the camera pulls back, and reveals a plethora of "Teddy Warren-Steele" doll faces removed from their doll heads and pasted on the wall. Different shapes, different sizes, but make no mistake;
They were meant to be seen as Teddy Steele-Warren. He smiles and tosses the remains of the doll back over his shoulder before reaching for the next one.
Anthrax: I do, Teddy. I play rough. It's fun. It shows you that I care, because everyone says you only hurt the one you love.
Anthrax pauses and looks up straight into the camera with a wide smile, or at least, it appears to be a smile. With clown makeup, even in such a vile state, it is hard to tell.
Anthrax: How much will I love you Teddy? That depends...
And just then, the door to the room swings open wide with a loud clatter, banging against the wall. And into the room walks Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister, the two potential tag team partners for their cohort this coming weekend!
Or at least, they try to enter -- at the same time -- with boxes of "Teddy dolls" in their arms and they get stuck in the door frame.
Twisted Sister: Me! Me first!
Iron Maiden: I get to go in first! I called shotgun!
Anthrax pauses long enough to watch casually as the two struggle, like this was just another day in the office of the looney bin. The two maniac Bombshells finally un-wedge themselves and spill to the floor, scattering the contents of their boxes all over the floor at the lap of Anthrax!
Twisted Sister: Now see what you... did?
Her words are halted as both gaze up and around them and see the menagerie of Teddy faces glued to the wall. And joining those, images printed from online of both Teddy with eyes cut out and images of Kate Steele-Warren with hearts drawn around her face.
Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden look at each other with wide eyes. Twisted Sister twirls a forefinger around her ear and subtly (!?) points toward Anthrax from behind her hand.
Anthrax: Ladies!
Their start and turn to their buddy with smiles, their eyes lighting up. Anthrax holds the next Teddy doll beside his own face.
Anthrax: Who ... is the hottest piece of ass in SCW?
Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister: BOBBIE DAHL!!!
The fact they answered so quickly and matter-of-factly, without hesitation, caused the clown to stop and stare at them. He then shook his head.
Anthrax: No... NO! Man!! Who is the hottest piece of MAN ass in SCW!?
Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister: Ohhhh!
They look at one another and then at him.
Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister: BEN JORDAN!
Anthrax throws down the Teddy doll and jumps to his feet and sulks out of the room, leaving the two maniac Bombshells staring after him.
Iron Maiden: Ohh! Someone needs a hug!
She holds up a Ben Jordan action figure. She and Twisted Sister shriek in glee and pounce on the figure as the scene closes.
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