[Tad Ezra]

 


Mixed Tag Team Match
The Martinez-Blade’s Vs Eric Weaver and “The Nurse” Cindy Warren

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!  Iiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, the team of John and Chanelle… Martinez-Blllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade!!!

John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage with Chanelle close in his arm. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little as she turns around and shakes her ass-ets. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and they both run straight down towards the ring. They slide inside as hee bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref and he kisses his wife tenderly as they settle into their corner.

Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.

Liam:  Aaaaaand their opponents, first from Chicago, IL standing at 6’ and weighing in at 175lb, he is… Eric Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeaverrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"

Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.

"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play

Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"

Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.

"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"

As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.

Liam:  And his partner, from Charlotte, NC standing at 5’4” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… The Nurse Cindy Warrrrrrrrrrren!!!

[Tad Ezra]

 “Get Well Soon by Reggie & The Full Effect” blasts all over the speakers. As it does the beautiful Cindy Warren emerges from the back accompanied by her husband James. She smiles as she is wearing a stethoscope around her neck. She holds the end to the crowd to check the life of the crowd and they welcome her with loud cheers. She grins as she stretches her arms out and slaps the hands of the people cheering her on. She slides into the ring and slowly rises to her feet. She proudly raises her hands in the air and waits for her opponent to come out.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Chanelle and Cindy start things off as Chanelle grabs Cindy’s hair and begins shaking her around.  Referee Dylan Roberts admonishes her, and she tosses Cindy across the ring with a Hair Biel.

Chad:  Chanelle holds her hands up in the air, twerking for a moment before turning back around to looks at Cindy who boots her in the gut.  Cindy then drops her with a DDT.  She rolls her over for the pin.

One…
Tw-Kickout!

Gena:  Chanelle gets a shoulder up, just before Blade can get in the ring.  Chanelle crawls over to the ropes, but Cindy is on top of her, hammering away.  Chanelle blocks as much as she can, holding her arms up.

Chad:  Oh, and a poke to the eye!  Cindy holds onto her face as Chanelle turns back around and slams her fist into the side of Cindy’s head.  She begins throwing wild punches as she shouts at Cindy.

Chanelle: Now tha’s what I’m talkin’ about, baby!  Stay in your lane!

Gena:  I like her.  She might be my new best friend.

Chad:  Chanelle whips Cindy across the ring, and as she comes back, she jumps up and hits a Rear View!

Gena:  Chanelle drops down over Cindy, nodding her head as the referee counts along.

One…
Two…
Kickout!

Chad:  Cindy gets her shoulder up at the last possible second.  She starts to crawl over to her corner, but Chanelle grabs onto her ankle.  She pulls her back to the center of the ring.

Gena:  She jumps on top of Cindy as she grabs onto her hair and shakes wildly as she pounds her face into the mat!

Chad:  Referee Dylan Roberts pulls her off, which causes John Blade-Martinez to shout at him in defiance.

Gena:  That’s how a man protects his wife.  Kinda like that time a guy was getting rough on me in a club, and you showed him how it really felt by doing it back to him.

Chad:  Yeah… that’s what happened.  Blade shakes his head as he gets back inside of the ring as Chanelle goes for a Chick Kick to Cindy, but Cindy ducks it and dives at her corner to tag Eric Weaver in.

Gena:  Blade and Weaver charge at each other with a flurry of punches.  Blade gets the upper hand at first, until Weaver ducks a punch and digs a knee into Weaver’s stomach.  He then falls back with a DDT.

Chad:  Weaver picks Blade up and sends him into the ropes.  As Blade comes back with a Clothesline, Weaver ducks it and follows him to the ropes with another knee to the gut.  He then hits a Dropkick that causes Blade to crumble to the mat. He hooks the leg.

One…
Two…

Gena:  Ope! Chanelle picks up Blade’s foot and places it on the bottom rope.  The referee calls for the break.  Cindy argues with him a bit as Weaver gets off of the mat.  He begins stomping on Blade until Blade grabs onto his foot.

Chad:  He raises up with one foot in his grip.  He then sweeps Weaver off of his feet and down to the mat.  He goes for a Sharpshooter, but Eric slides out of it.  He crawls over to the ropes, and as Blade goes to pick him up, he hits an elbow to his face!

Gena:  Weaver then hits another, causing Blade to go backwards.  He bounces off of the ropes, only for Blade to nail him with a Spear! He goes for the cover!

One…
Two…

Chad:  But Cindy comes in and saves Weaver.  She pulls him out from under Blade, and then  gives Chanelle a taunting glare.  Chanelle comes inside of the ring and immediately tackles Cindy to the mat.  They practically catfight as they roll out of the ring.

Gena:  As Weaver is distracted by the fight, trying to talk sense into them, Blade comes up from Behind with the Blade Breaker (Backbreaker pop-up with a neckbreaker Connection)!  It’s over!

One!
Two!
Three!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Here are your winners… John and Chanelle Martinez-Blaaaaaaaaaaaade!!!

Blade slides out of the ring to pry Chanelle off of Cindy.  He drags her away and calms her down.  She nods her head as she wrings her fingers free of Cindy’s hair, dusting her hands off as “Red Lipstick” plays and the two walk up the ramp with their hands raised, to a mixed reaction.





Women’s Underground Championship No. 1 Contenders Battle Royal
Kandy Kaine Vs. Valentina Vs. Jennifer Williams Vs. Denise Andrews Vs Queen of Apathy

Liam:  The following contest is a Battle Royal for the Number One Contendership to the Avalanche Championship!!!

"Candy" by Far East Movement begins playing over the speakers as brightly colored lights of all shades flash across the stage. Kandy Kaine comes out onto the stage, and she lets out a squeal as she jumps up and down as the fans cheer for her. She dances from one side of the stage to the other before working up as she stands center stage.

Liam: On her way to the ring, from the Kandy Kingdom, standing at 5'4" and weighing in at 122lb, she is... Kandy Kaine!!!

Kandy squeals again, hearing her name. She charges down the ramp, slapping hands on one side before moving over to the next side. She then dashes under the bottom rope, jumping up and down for the fans.

Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. Marilyn Monroe by Nicki Minaj begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.

Liam: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.

Liam:  Aaaand next, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is… Jennifer Willlllllllllliammmmmmmmmmsssss!!!

Jenny From The Block by J Lo begins to blast all over the speakers. As it does Jennifer Williams makes her way to the ring. She doesn’t sprint, doesn’t yell. She doesn’t do anything but make her way to the ring. She finally claps the hands of some of the fans that have their hands stretched out. She slides into the ring and quickly kips up to her feet. She throws her hoodie to the side and waits patiently for the match to start.

Liam:  And from Las Vegas, NV standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 121lb, she is… Denise Annnnnnnnndrewwwwwwws!!!

“Boom Clap” strikes up as Denise steps through the curtain with Amelia by her side. The two glare at the ring while showing disgust on their faces. Denise walks down with a little strut and emulates her father. She slides into the ring as Amelia stays on the floor.

The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.

Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…

As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits.

Right as the bell is about to ring, the lights on the stage begin flashing red and white, as an all too familiar sound overtakes the sound stage.  “Red Lipstick” by Rihanna begins playing as the fans instantly begin booing.  However, as the curtains fly to the side, they burst into cheers as Torielle Jackson comes from behind them.  Her long legs stretched out from under her catsuit.  She looks from side to side with a smile before stepping down the ramp, fluffing her hair as she makes it to the ringside.  She climbs inside as the other ladies look to her.  She pauses as Liam listens to his earpiece.

Liam:  An interesting turn of events… Iiiiiiiiiintroducing the FINAL competitor in this match, from The Bronx, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… “Classy” Torielle Jaaaaaaaaaacksooooooooooooonnnnn!!!

The crowd bursts into cheers as Torielle climbs onto the apron.  She places her foot on the middle rope as she waves and blows kisses to the fans.  She steps inside and nods her head as she looks around the ring, waiting for the match to start.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Torielle Jackson is no stranger to Sin City, or the six sided ring.  She is the one to beat here as she looks around the ring.  The other ladies size each other up as well as they all shift around the ring.

Chad:  Kandy Kaine and Valentina hold hands as they prepare to double defend themselves.  Queen of Apathy is rested in the corner, just watching with a cold stare.  Denise steps up to Torielle, talking trash to her as Torielle looks over her shoulder to the crowd.

Gena:  Ohhh-ho-ho… She just slapped the little Disney bitch so hard that she spins around into a second slap!  Valentina jumps on Jennifer Williams and sends her to the mat with a Spear.

Chad:  Kandy goes after Queen of Apathy, but Queen dodges each strike attempt with relative ease.  As Kandy goes for a Roundhouse Kick, Queen grabs her leg and sweeps it out from under her.

Gena:  Torielle grabs onto Denise Andrews’ head and brings her over with a Snap Suplex.  She rolls back up and brings Denise over into another Snap Suplex.  She rises to her feet as she ruffles her hair.

Chad:  Jennifer Williams rolls on top of Valentina and begins slapping and punching in rapid succession.  She then lowers herself into a Headbutt that puts Valentina out of it.  She lifts Valentina up and onto the ropes.

Gena:  While she struggles with Valentina, Kandy is tripped up, hitting her head on the middle turnbuckle!  Queen then seizes the opportunity to hit a kick that sends Valentina toppling over the top rope and to the outside!

Liam:  Valentina has been eliminated!!!

Chad:  As Torielle is puffing up, Denise sneaks up behind her and tosses her over the ropes and onto the apron.  She begins kicking wildly at Torielle to try to knock her to the outside.  However, Torielle is able to weather the storm.

Gena:  Jennifer Williams grabs Denise by the back of the head and tosses her to the outside.  Jennifer hits a high kick to Denise’s head, knocking her off of the apron!

Liam:  Denise Andrews has been eliminated!!!

Chad:  Jennifer goes for another high kick to Torielle, but Torielle slaps the leg away and hits a high kick of her own to Jennifer to give herself room to re-enter the ring.

Gena:  As she enters, Kandy Kaine comes after her as Queen watches from the corner.  She rubs her hands together, waiting for the pieces to fall into place.

Chad:  Kandy hits a Bell Clap to Torielle, stunning her.  She then backs up against the ropes and charges forward with a Hurricanrana.  She jumps up and down and celebrates the move as Queen rushes over and deposits her to the outside of the ring!

Liam:  Kandy Kaine has been eliminated!!!

Gena:  The fans are cheering her, but she’s a cold-hearted bitch.  I know I say this a lot, but I like that chick.  For real.

Chad:  We’re down to just three.  Angel Kash is seen watching this from the back as she said she would be.  Her favorite is still in it, though. Jennifer and Torielle look at one another, putting their differences aside as they close in on Queen.

Gena:  She is smart, but numbers will cancel out intelligence any day.  That’s what I tell myself when I down a 12 pack on a Wednesday night.

Chad:  Queen settles into her corner and nods her head, understanding as Torielle and Jennifer come after her at once.  She ducks the punch from Jennifer, and side steps the kick from Torielle.

Gena:  But the Jawbreaker from Jennifer catches her, and she finds herself in the corner.  Torielle and Jennifer begin stomping wildly at Queen.  She grips her stomach, trying to block what she can, but it’s getting to her and her baby maker.

Chad:  She settles down to the mat as Jennifer and Torielle struggle to lift up her dead weight.  She holds onto the ropes, but with the determination of Jennifer and Torielle, she finds herself on the apron.  She’s holding on for dear life.

Gena:  Each kick to the ovaries, she loses a little more grip.  She’s a goner.  

Chad:  Torielle and Jennifer fly forward, looking for a double hip attack, but Queen ducks it, and pulls the ropes down.  Jennifer tumbles to the ground!

Liam:  Jennifer Williams has been eliminated!!!

Gena:  Torielle finds herself on the apron as well, and she trades kicks with Queen as they nearly stumble off of the apron, but barely hold on.  This one could be over at any damned second.

Chad:  Torielle’s unknown advantage has worn off now as she continues to reel from the kicks she’s taking, and dishing out.   She is ready to hit the final kick when someone comes out from under the ring and trips her up, causing her to fall to the outside!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  Torielle Jackson has been eliminated!  Here is your winner and Number One Contender to the Avalanche Championship… Queeeeeeen… of APATHY!!!

Gena:  It’s that Angel of Filth chick we’ve been seeing around!  Why did she…?

Chad:  Angel Kash did say that she wanted to face Queen of Apathy next, to finally put her to rest.

Gena:  But then, why is she… ?

As Gena’s voice travels off, Angel of Filth pulls Queen off of the apron and slams her head into the barricade!  She then marches down toward the announcers table and flies forward with a hard kick to the side of Queen’s head, knocking her out cold.  She spits at her before sticking her tongue out and sauntering back toward the ramp.  She is nearly attacked by Torielle, but security rushes in to break up the building situation.  Angel of Filth disappears into the crowd as Torielle loses her classy nature, trash talking as we fade elsewhere.



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Gemma Frost is standing in the interview area.

Gemma: First off let me just state that my guest should not be on the stinking Pre-show, he should be headlining this entire event, but I guest Brooke Saxon doesn’t realize just how great this man is, he carried NLW on his strong ample shoulders from the day he walked through the damn doors, and I know I’m supposed to be biased, well screw that, my guest is going to destroy that loser Tim Staggs, right.

Stewart and Gail steps into the interview area.

Stewart: Exactly, Gemma and might I add your looking fine tonight, and yeah your right someone with my talent shouldn’t be wasted on the pre-show the bad boys yeah they belong on the pre-show, because they suck, Tim Staggs can walk to the front of the line and think he has a chance, but the facts don’t Gemma I dominated NLW and I’m going to dominate SCU, why because I’m Stewart Mason, and I’m the gold standard, and Tim Stagg is a scumbag who hides behind his uncle, neither of which is better than the dirt under my boots, Erik Staggs may have written the check to get Tim into this match, but it’s Tim who will get Paid In Full

[Tad Ezra]

 Gemma: Very true, now also on the pre-show your friend Earl is also on the pre-show what’s your thought on that.

Personally, we think it sucks.

The camera pans to Sarah Lane, Earl, and Dahlia.


Main Event - Underground Championship Match
Tim Staggs Vs. Stewart Mason

Liam:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall… or escape… in a cage match!  And it is for the Underground Championship!

Crowd:  *POP!

Liam:  Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Las Vegas, NV standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 195lb, he is… “The Nobody”... Tim Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggssssssssssss!!!

The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground. As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates.

Liam:  Aaaaand his opponent, from Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada, standing at 6’ and weighing in at 235lb, he is your Underground Champion, he is… “The Bounty Hunter” Stewart Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail Weston, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Gena:  Tim is finally getting his long awaited Underground Championship match that he earned back in the defunct NLW.  Highway robbery, if you ask me.

Chad:  It’s hard to earn a title match when you’ve been suspended.

Gena:  And that suspension was lifted… Anyway, these men are circling each other, neither man in a rush to get this match over with.  Tim wants to size Stewart up, possibly play old fashioned Staggs mind games with him.

Chad:  And Stewart is a ring veteran who has seen all of the mind games possible.  I doubt it will phase him.

Gena:  They come to the center of the ring and exchange a few words before tying up.  They each jockey for position as they move back and forth, struggling against one another.  They each take their turns with the advantage.

Chad:  As if they both read each other’s minds, they go for knees to the gut, banging knees as they break up the tie.  However, Tim quickly hits a shoulderblock to Stewart’s knee, sweeping him off of his feet.

Gena:  He climbs on his back for a Camel Clutch, locking it on tightly.  Stewart tries to get free by getting to the ropes, but Tim pulls him back to the center of the ring.  He wrenches backward as Stewart shouts out in pain.

Chad:  Stewart gains a few feet toward the ropes, but Tim leans in harder, applying the pressure.  Stewart is finally able to move around and get his foot on the bottom rope, barely.  He holds it there for a moment before  

Gena:  Tim doesn’t waste any time returning to his feet.  He flips Stewart over, looking for a Figure Four Leglock, but Stewart kicks Tim in the stomach. Tim doubles over and Stewart reaches up with a thrust to the throat.

Chad:  Tim holds onto his throat as he spins around into the cage wall.  He holds onto it firmly as Stewart comes up and bashes his head into the side of the cage repeatedly.  Tim finally blocks one, and returns the favor to Stewart a few times.

Gena:  Tim begins climbing the cage wall.  He makes it about half way before Stewart catches up and drags him off by the tights. Tim lands on his back, trying to catch his breath.  Stewart sees his advantage as he continues to climb.

Chad:  About three fourths of the way up, Tim digs deep to climb up after him.  He catches up to him and they begin trading blows, which is a totally different meaning from what it meant in college!

Gena:  Which is probably way different from what it meant in beauty school, let me tell ya!  Stewart and Tim are neck in neck here, coming up close as they each take a step up.  Tim looks down and takes a deep breath as he hits some sort of Russian Leg Sweep from up there!

Chad:  And they both come crashing down on top of one another!  Tim’s arm is draped over Stewart, and the ref drops down for the count.

One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!!!

Gena:  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!  How did Stewart kick out of that?  What is he, Superman?

Chad:  Only below the waist.  Stewart uses the cage to pull himself up to his feet as Tim struggles to them.  Stewart ain’t havin’ none-uh that as he rushes at him with a flurry of punches.  He gets him up to his feet and hits a Northern Lights Suplex, hooking the leg.

One!
Two!
Thr-KICKOUT!!!

Gena:  That sexy sack of shit kicked out!  He actually did it.  And Stewart can’t even believe it.  He gives Tim a few stomps before moving over to the cage door.  He waves at the referee to open it.  As he does so, Stewart goes to exit the ring, only to get rolled up into a pin!

One!
Two!
Kickout!

Chad:  The crowd is on fire because of this action.  And now Tim is angrily smashing the mat, throwing a temper tantrum because of not getting the pinfall.  And the fans are loving that even more.

Gena:  Stewart gets up to his feet as Tim is slamming the sides of the cage in anger.  Stewart spins Tim around, only to get slapped across the face.  Stewart hold onto his cheek as he shakes with anger.  He slaps Tim right back.

Chad:  This isn’t some sort of bitch fight though, because Stewart gets punched right in the face and then booted in the gut.  As Tim backs up, he charges at Stewart, but Stewart does a Back Body Drop, right into the cage.

Gena:  Tim’s back is bleeding.  He is slumped over on the ground as Stewart walks over toward the door once more.  As it flies open, Stewart steps out onto the ring steps.  He holds his arms up in celebration.

Chad:  He’s got this in the bag, and he knows it.  He doesn’t see Tim sneaking up on him.  Tim pulls the cage door closed just enough to bash into Stewart.  He drags Stewart back inside of the ring.  As Stewart trips up, Tim locks on C-Stretch (Elevated Single Leg Boston Crab)!

Gena:  Stewart’s got nowhere to go, but everything to fight for!  Tim has it locked on tight, and Stewart just flails his arms out toward the ropes.  Tim grounds it a bit so that Stewart has nowhere to go.

Chad:  Oh but what’s this?!  It’s Powershock!  He’s sneaking inside of the ring.  He has a bag with him and he empties it onto the mat.  Tim lets go of Stewart’s leg, but Powershock picks him up into a Powerslam right on top of broken glass!

Gena:  As Stewart gets up from the mat, Powershock hits him with a Big Boot, followed by a Military Press Slam, right onto the glass.  The referee shakes his head, trying to get Powershock to lay off, but he shoves him away as he picks up Tim and Stewart.  He hits a double DDT onto the broken glass, and the referee calls for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam:  The referee has declared this match a No Contest!  So STILL your Underground Champion… Stewart Maaaaaaaaaaaaassss…

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Stephen Lance grabs the microphone from Liam Gagnon as he approaches the cage door, getting inside.

Stephen:  I tried to warn you all!  I tried to tell you that hell was coming to Sin City Underground!  But you don’t listen to words.  So now, we let actions speak louder!

Crowd:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stephen:  Boo all you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that Powershock will be your next Underground Champion.  Stewart Mason’s reign officially has an end, and that end is coming soon.  Destruction will reign supreme.  Now do you take this seriously?

The crowd boos even more loudly, and Stephen shakes his head.

Stephen:  It’s… your… funeral…

"Drop Dead Cynical" by Amaranthe begins playing as the pre show comes to an end, going off the air with Powershock standing tall over Stewart and Tim’s battered and bloodied bodies.