"Calling Doctor Anthrax! Calling Doctor Anthrax!"
The call came across the address system of the hospital, an institution of healing. An institution of good will for your fellow man.
An institution of insanity.
The swinging double doors are thrown open wildly and without a care as a gurney burst through, pushed by two nurses who look disturbingly familiar. Following behind, dressed in a blood soaked doctor's smock is the aforementioned doctor, or as those unfortunate enough to meet him inside of the ring know him as, Anthrax!
Nurse Twisted Sister: "You're going backwards!"
Nurse Iron Maiden: "I think this thing is steering itself!"
The gurney, which happened to be occupied if one was interested, crashes into one wall, then the two nurses lose control as soon as they regain it, and swings it in a wild and wide arc, sending it into the nurse's station until it comes to a screeching halt! All the while the doctor is laughing like a, if you'll pardon the expression, like a lunatic.
Nurse Iron Maiden: "Stop! STOP!"
Nurse Twisted Sister: "You're not the boss of me!"
Nurse Iron Maiden: "The patient is going into cardiac arrest!"
Nurse Twisted Sister: "Well why didn't you say so!?"
And Nurse Twisted Sister careens the gurney (intentionally) into a doctor crossing the hall, sending the poor sap flying over it and off the other side, tumbling across the floor in a barrel roll.
Doctor Anthrax: "Woopsy doodle! Did someone have an attack of the clumsies!?"
The two nurses cackled like fiends as Doctor Anthrax raised the sheet on the gurney to look closer at the mannequin, then shook his head.
Doctor Anthrax: "Poor soul! Tsk tsk tsk! Poor poor soul!"
Nurse Iron Maiden: "is it SERIOUS!?"
Doctor Anthrax: "VERY serious!"
The good doctor grabbed the electric paddles from a passing cart, prompting a cry from the nurse pushing it. Right before our two nurses pushed her through a door marked "Biohazard - Enter With Extreme Caution." The nurses then laughed as they turned the charge of the paddles to their highest setting.
Doctor Anthrax: "Clear!"
And he pressed the paddles down against the sternum of the dummy and -- nothing. Not even a jump. No reaction at all.
Nurse Iron Maiden: "Well I'm not surprised! The line is flat!"
Nurse Twisted Sister: "That's not his heart rate monitor! That's the line you follow to the hospital cafeteria!"
More shrieking and cackling as the good doctor stepped away from his patient. Anthrax took the sheet in hand and pulled it over the Jack Stewart mannequin and reached up to pull off his surgical mask, smearing the already damaged clown makeup. His smile with the smeared and chipped makeup only served to make the insane grappler appear even more ghoulish than before. His eyes shifted from left to right, on both of his surgical "nurses."
Doctor Anthrax: "It would seem that we've lost another one."
Nurse Twisted Sister: "What was THIS one's diagnosis?"
Doctor Anthrax picked up a chart that was dangling from the gurney and looked it over.
Doctor Anthrax: "This one ignored the warnings of others who said playing the wrong sort of games can lead to having your head pop off!"
The doctor leaned over so that he was nose-to-nose, upside down, with the dummy.
Doctor Anthrax: "Why didn't you listen to your friends!?"
The doctor then reached under the gurney and picked up a mannequin's severed head with a color picture of Char Kwan stuck to its face.
Doctor Anthrax: "Why didn't he listen to you!? You could have been the voice of reason and saved him but NOOO! He just had to go and want to play the wrong sort of games with those Maniacs! The loveable Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden -- and the dashingly handsome Anthrax! But he ignored you and thought he knew what was best!"
Nurse Twisted Sister crossed her arms and looked at Nurse Iron Maiden.
Nurse Twisted Sister: "Typical of men."
Doctor Anthrax shook his head sadly and tossed the head over his shoulder, sinking it in one shot in a large waste bin that had the destroyed remnants of a Jimmy Andrews mannequin torn apart and stuffed inside. The two nurses each picked up a side of the bin and dumped it on top of the gurney.
Doctor Anthrax: "Silly patients, always thinking you know what's best! Well, might as well cut our losses and put them out of their misery. We'll show them the best games there are to play..."
He smiled brightly and held up a finger.
Doctor Anthrax: "To the garbage incinerator!!"
The nurses giggled and grabbed the gurney and started to wheel it away with the doctor following.
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