RP Title: “Bouncing back in the Big Apple!â€
(Kate and Amy where used with permission from their respective handlers)
Despite her team’s best efforts Jessie and Nicolas were eliminated during the Semi-Finals by Lord Raab and Evie Baang who would go on to face Ben Jordan and Sam Marlowe in the finals to determine the winners of this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament at Into the Void but just because she lost her latest shot at catapulting herself to the top of the world by winning the World Bombshell Championship didn’t mean that Jessie wasn’t in action at Into the Void, after all she still had the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship and at Into the Void she was set for her third defense.
Said defense was opening the show as she was taking on Chelsea Payne and Veronica Taylor of the Mean Girls, Jessie had history with both women since Chelsea was her first opponent (and first challenger) in the Blast from the Past Tournament and Jessie’s history with the Mean Girls went without saying at this point but after spending most of the past month competing in the Blast from the Past Tournament it would take some adjustment for Jessie to get back into single’s competition but can she win?
Local metal bar, New York City, New York
Tuesday the 2nd of May 2017, 21:00pm
I know what you’re thinking, typical that a metalhead like me, Shane and Jake hanging out at a local metal bar? Well we do have our reasons for being here.
Number one, we had just seen Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 at a nearby movie theatre and that was just one part of our night out, before that we went out for dinner mostly because we were sick of the hotel food at the hotel that SCW had set us and the rest of the roster up at but most importantly was the significance of this date to a metalhead.
Today was the fourth year anniversary of Jeff Hanneman’s death and we’re all wearing Slayer shirts to commemorate that, I’m wearing a Reign in Blood shirt, Jake is wearing a Seasons in the Abyss shirt and Shane, being the hipster he is, is wearing a Hell Awaits shit, we are also waiting on my partners in crime in the Metal and Punk Connection Kate and Amy as we had decided to meet up here and discuss our matches at Into the Void, at least this year my title isn’t being decided in a tag team match.
No, instead of not having to worry about losing the title without being pinned I must worry about the possibility of either Veronica pinning Chelsea or vice versa and winning the title without pinning me first, good times!
If you guys don’t know about my history with Veronica then you must’ve been living under a rock for the past several years, granted my problems with that bitch didn’t start until after I formed the Metal and Punk Connection with Amy and won the tag titles for the first time from Mercedes Vargas and Traci Patterson but details, details, all you need to know is that she has been a Botox addicted, anorexic and cock sucking thorn in my side for way to long.
As for Chelsea, well I don’t have as much history with her as I do Veronica mostly because she joined the company only a few months ago but there is history there, recent history to boot as she was my first opponent in this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament and the only one in the tournament who challenged me for the title, she couldn’t get the job done before I tagged in Nicolas and let him do his thing against Xander and she won’t get the job done at Into the Void either.
Long story short, just because I was eliminated from the Blast from the Past Tournament doesn’t mean I’m out, after all I’m still the Bombshell Roulette Champion and I’ll be walking out of my third defense as champion!
“Hard to believe it’s been four years since Jeff Hanneman’s death.†Shane commented before taking a sip of his drink, our plan was to locate the bar’s jukebox upon arriving and play nothing but Slayer but the bar staff must’ve realized the significance of the date as well and had beaten us too it. “And four years since your disastrous appearance on that local News Program.â€
“Don’t remind me, the fact that that happened right in the middle of that Team Erick debacle didn’t do much to help Team SCW’s cause.†I responded with a nod before grinning as I glanced down at the Roulette Championship. “At least Team SCW won out in the end and I’m now the Roulette Champion again!â€
“And more importantly, you didn’t lose the Roulette Title because most of the Bombshell Locker Room came out specifically to screw you over.†Jake added and I frowned, to say that I was kinda bitter over how my first ever single’s reign ended was an understatement. “Did you ever find out why the other Bombshells on Team SCW didn’t come out to help?â€
“I think Team Erick put a dumpster or something in front of their locker room, kinda appropriate since I was defending the title in a Dumpster Match.†I responded with a frown before I heard the door to the bar open and looked over my shoulder. “Hey guys!†I said with a broad grin upon seeing Kate and Amy approach us.
“Hey Jess, Jake, Shane.†Kate greeted us before they pulled up chairs to the bar and ordered themselves some drinks. “No spoilers but how was Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2?†Kate asked as Amy leaned forward, I did ask them if they wanted to come see the movie with us but they were too busy training for their matches.
“Not as good as the first but still funny as hell.†I responded with a grin as the bartender handed them their drinks. “I suggest seeing it as soon as you can.â€
“My plan is to see it with Joey over the weekend.†Amy responded with a nod and the boys, knowing that I had stuff I wanted to discuss with Kate and Amy, started talking amongst themselves. “As I mentioned earlier I’m busy training for the match against Devona at Into the Void VI and Kate’s busy training for the match against Mercedes.â€
“And I’m sure she’s going to be just as motivated as you since she was eliminated from the Semi-Finals last week as well.†Kate added with a nod before taking a sip from her drink. “And I’m guessing your training extra hard for your match against Veronica and Chelsea.â€
“You know it.†I responded with a nod before finishing my drink and asking the bartender for another, we had been drinking soda since we got here mostly because we didn’t want to be hungover for when I started my training tomorrow morning. “Today has been the only time off from training I’ve booked all week and that was originally so I could do some promo time for the match until Jake realized that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 was out and Shane realized that today was the fourth anniversary of Jeff Hanneman’s death so plans changed.†I added before the bartender gave me another soda.
“Yeah, I can see that,†Amy responded before we raised a toast to Jeff Hanneman’s honor, the boys, upon realizing what we were doing and raised their glasses in toast as well. “So, you going to have time to do some sightseeing whilst SCW’s in New York?â€
“We’ve scheduled that for week two, going to talk to the bosses about bringing a cameracrew along for my promo over the weekend.†I responded before shrugging my shoulders. “We’ll probably just do one of those sightseeing tours, you know, on an open top buss?â€
“Yeah, might be your best bet for getting around the city what with New York Traffic and all.†Amy nodded in understanding before turning to Kate and motioning to the pool table. “Up for a few rounds of pool?â€
“Sure.†Kate nodded before finishing her drink and turning to Jake and Shane. “You guys want to join in?â€
“Sure, how about you guys face off first, then us and the winners and losers from those games face off?†Jake suggested and the two women nodded in agreement before they went over to the pool table, whilst Kate and Amy got it set up I finished my drink and figured it was a good time to start my promo but with Slayer being blasted out I needed to head outside first so I did just that, once I found a good spot I started on my promo.
“My dreams of winning this year’s Blast from the Past Tournament may have ended last Sunday but I’m still the Roulette Champ heading into the next Supercard Into the Void VI which is more than some people can say.†I commented before hoisting my title over my shoulder. “Don’t get me wrong, my eyes are still set on winning the top prize in the Bombshell Division and joining the ranks of the female Grand Slam Champions but until then I will defend this title against all comers which brings me to my next challengers, Chelsea Payne and Veronica Taylor!â€
What a fucking surprise.
“I’d like to be surprised that Veronica was given her thousandth undeserved title shot since the Mean Girls reformed but that would require me to kill a few braincells in a single night and whilst the bar behind me has quite a few beers on tap not only do I not plan on working out whilst hung over but I don’t think I’d be able to kill enough braincells to get to Veronica’s level of stupidity without succumbing to alcohol poisoning! Well, that or spending a night in the drunk tank, either way the bosses wouldn’t be amused.â€
And the award for biggest understatement of the year goes to…….
“You know what I am surprised by? The fact that Chelsea Payne was added to the match, I get that Mark added her to mess with Christian but why her and not any of the other Bombshells on the roster? Yeah, I know, Chelsea took me to the limit in my first-round match with Nicolas against the team of Chelsea and Xander but did she get the job done? If she did I would’ve been eliminated in the first round for the third year running and I’d no longer be the Roulette Champion but obviously, that didn’t happen! I get the feeling that Mark only stuck her in the match to shut her up now that I think about it!â€
Anyway, onto the actual trash talk and I’ll give you two guesses as to who I’m starting with, second guess doesn’t count.
“Veronica, do I even need to remind you of how your last reign ended at Inception II? No? Too bad because I’m bringing it up anyway! You literally got your ass kicked all over the arena by Amy which would’ve been bad enough if it wasn’t your second defense but low and behold, it was and your reign ended after two defenses, after that my best of three series against Amy started and you waited until the third Climax Control of that cycle to try to invoke your rematch clause, that didn’t work either and after failing to win that Tag Team Battle Royal here you are finally getting another shot at this!â€
At which you’ll inevitably fail.
“But as much as you want to deny it Veronica, you know you can’t win, Chelsea kicked your ass on Sunday night and I’ve already beaten you before, I’d almost say that your skills as a wrestler are beginning to slip but that would require you to have any wrestling skills whatsoever but you don’t! you get by on cheap tactics and the numbers game but when that doesn’t work you get your ass kicked and the same will happen in this match, you may as well give up whilst your ahead Veronica because as long as real wrestlers like me, Evie Baang, Odette Stevens, Mikah and Polly Playtime are holding the belts you’ll never have another championship reign!â€
Next up is Chelsea.
“And now I go from Veronica to someone who’s been something of a pain in both our backsides! Yeah, I know, bad pun but seriously though, Chelsea what have you done to deserve this shot? Oh, that’s right, you took me to the limit in my second defense/first round match of the Blast from the Past Tournament but couldn’t get the job done before I tagged in Nicolas, so tell me Chelsea, now that there are no tag team partners, me and the world’s most obnoxious supermodel standing in your way of your first taste of championship gold, what makes you think you can win?â€
I’ll answer that for you.
“The short answer is, you can’t! The long answer? It’s like I said when I did my promo for the our last encounter Chelsea, you’re a good wrestler but talent rarely trumps experience in this sport and whilst I’m only a few years older than you, I’ve been wrestling since I was eighteen years old and I didn’t join SCW until I was twenty two years old, if that doesn’t give you an idea of how much experience I’ve got over you then just go back and watch my other Blast from the Past Tournament Matches from this year, can you honestly say that you would’ve done any better against the likes of Misty and Evie Baang? I’m sure you’ll answer with some variant of “off course I would’ve†but that’s not the point, the point is that once we’re done with Veronica only one Bombshell will be left standing and you’re looking at her!â€
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Just because I’m out of the Blast from the Past Tournament doesn’t mean I’m down, far from it because for all the tough competition I was put up against in that tournament I only had to defend the Bombshell Roulette Championship once and that was against you Chelsea where you couldn’t get the job done, as for you Veronica? You could never get the job done against either me, Kate or Amy without outside help and this match will be no different! This is the “Heavy Metal Angel†Jessie Salco signing off, Chelsea, I know you’ll give me a hell of a fight, Veronica, I know you’ll resort to your underhanded tactics which, depending on what the wheel stops on, might not be so underhanded but still, but in the end I will be bouncing back in the big apple!â€
I went back in the bar as the scene fades.