Steve won the Coal Miner’s Glove Match at Violent Conduct III by pinning Caleb Houston but the win wasn’t without controversy as Ryan Keys had been the one to knock out Caleb but because Kaylee had distracted him Steve was able to sneak in and get the win, since then Steve has set his sights on what he feels is his long overdue rematch for the SCW Roulette Championship and said as much on the last edition of Climax Control but Ryan wasn’t done with him.
Ryan had appealed to the bosses to get a one on one match against Steve with Kaylee banned from ringside, the bosses agreed and booked the match whilst booking James’s tag team the Unholy Alliance against the newly returned Dying Breed who had just come off of the retirement of their mentor Casey Williams, however whilst Steve had used Kaylee’s help to win the Coal Miner’s Glove Match he still had his bodyguards in the form of Andreas Bergfalk and Cyrus King backing him up and just because Kaylee was banned from ringside didn’t mean that she couldn’t interfere in other ways but even so, can Steve win?
Backstage at Climax Control, Prescott Valley, Arizona
Sunday the 9th of October 2016, 11:00pm
What better way is there to spend time at a Climax Control where you haven’t been booked than watch your gorgeous girlfriend fuck an equally hot ring rat for the whole show? I’ll save you some time, there isn’t any.
Kaylee came up with the idea yesterday and, well, I had “met” Kelly the last time SCW was in Arizona so I knew who to contact for the idea, at first she thought I was calling for a booty call but then I explained Kaylee’s idea and fortunately for me Kelly swings both ways, she just leans more towards men than she does other women but you get the idea, sneaking her in wasn’t that hard either because the guards couldn’t resist her body.
Granted Kaylee helped out in that department too but that’s not important, what is important is that I’ll be taking both women back to my hotel room for a night of fun and this time it will involve me, and to think, I was worried about the divorce proceedings.
Best part is, I’ve got joint custody of the kids whenever I’m in Vegas so it’s a win-win for me.
Anyway Kaylee and Kelly had just finished their latest sex session and I was watching the Main Event between the Metal and Punk Connection and The Angel Clan, the two women where currently sleeping off their session so I had a few minutes to myself and besides, since Climax Control is almost over we’ll be on the move soon.
“Man, what time is it?” Kaylee moaned as she sat up, naturally both women were nude and their clothes where all over my locker room but Kaylee was the first to wake up. “Time flies when you’re having lesbian sex throughout the night.”
“I thought the phrase was “having fun”?” I asked as I checked the time on my watch. “It’s 11:00pm and the Main Event is well underway, we’ll have to make a move soon.” I added as Kelly started to stir.
“Same thing.” Kaylee said with a shrug in response to my first response, she stood up and started searching for her clothes as Kelly started to wake up. “We’re almost done here Kelly, the Main Event’s taking place as we speak and I’m pretty sure I don’t need to point out how embarrassing it would be to have security walk in on us to tell us to leave.”
“Great point.” Kelly responded before Kaylee grabbed her bra and panties and put them on, Kelly did likewise and turned to me as she put her bra on. “Thanks for the fun night, I was planning to sneak backstage anyway but Kaylee’s idea gave me the perfect excuse.”
“The fun’s only just starting, just wait until we get back to the hotel.” I responded with a grin which the two women returned, just as they located the rest of their clothes there was a knock at the door.
“Are you decent?” Cyrus’s voice rang out and the two women started making obviously fake porn noises in response getting a chuckle out of him. “That would be more convincing with some cheesy porn music playing, you know that right?” Cyrus added as the two women put on their clothes.
“Well, whether or not they are really decent depends on two factors, if there’s a Muslim outside or if it’s the nineteen fifties.” I responded getting a laugh out of Cyrus and the two women. “Yeah, they’re decent.” I added and the door opened allowing Cyrus and Andreas to walk in. “You do know that Ms. Rocky Mountains almost walked in on our fun again earlier right? Where were you?”
“Yeah, we know, we just wanted to check on that new Bombshell that nearly got BBQed by Twisted Sister.” Cyrus responded and I nodded in response. “She’s fine, well as fine as you can be after having a chair broken over your body and nearly being set on fire, but we have more important matters at hand, and they involve Kaylee.”
“Why would they involve me?” Kaylee asked with a look of confusion on her face. “Is it because Steve and I had anal sex in the women’s bathroom at Violent Conduct III?”
“Surprisingly no.” Andreas responded as he shook his head. “First the good news, Steve, you have a match next week, bad news is it’s not your rematch against James Tuscini, worse news is that Ryan Keys has complained about your win at Violent Conduct III, more specifically Kaylee’s involvement, and the bosses listened to him.”
“They listen to that idiot but when Jessie starts campaigning for her well-deserved World Bombshell Championship shot she gets ignored? Typical.” I responded as I shook my head. “So what have they done now?”
“They booked a match between you and Ryan, for some reason they are calling it a Special Rematch Challenge in spite of the fact that you haven’t had a one on one match against Keys until now.” Cyrus responded and I frowned in response. “And here’s the kicker that you’ve probably guessed already, Kaylee’s banned from ringside.”
“They knew that there are other ways for me to help Steve, right?” Kaylee asked with an amused look on her face. “Did they ban you two from ringside as well?” Kaylee asked and they shook their heads.
“No, in fact we asked the stage hand that gave us the message about the match about it but he confirmed that the ringside ban only applies to you, me and Cyrus on the other hand are free to be at ringside.” Andreas responded and my frown turned into a massive grin. “Anyway the Main Event just ended in a Double Count out so we’d better get going, Kelly I know you’ll be spending the night with Steve and Kaylee but you want us to drive you home in the morning?”
“That’ll be great, thanks.” Kelly responded with a grin. “I’ll show you the way once we’re in the car, who knows? Maybe I’ll invite you gentlemen in for some fun……”
“Thanks but we’re taken and unlike Steve we don’t cheat on our loved ones.” Cyrus responded bluntly before they led the two women out. “You staying behind to do your promo Steve?”
“You know it.” I nodded in response and Cyrus closed the door behind them to give me some privacy which I put to good use because I had a promo to do.
“The history books will record that on the 25th of September 2016 at Violent Conduct III I, Steve Ramone, beat Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys in a Coal Miner’s Glove Match after pinning Caleb, minor details like the fact that Ryan was the one who knocked out Caleb with the glove but got distracted by Kaylee allowing me to pick up the win? They won’t matter in the long run! But Ryan couldn’t leave well enough, could he? He couldn’t take the loss as well as my girlfriend takes my cock, could he? No! He had to go and complain to the bosses!”
I said as I shook my head.
“And you want to know the ridiculous thing? They agreed with him! So here I am booked in yet another match against Ryan Keys and this time Kaylee is banned from ringside! However, I can’t help but think that Ryan forgot about two men, two big, muscular scary guys who serve as my bodyguards, oh yeah, that’s right! They never banned Cyrus and Andreas frim ringside! Even taking into account the fact that they didn’t get involved at Violent Conduct III that’s still a pretty major oversight! That’s like banning the use of the Piledriver but not any of the variations of that move!”
Sadly, I do know of a promotion that made that mistake!
“And so, once again I find myself facing off against the part time Gay Porn Star Ryan Keys, the fact that a former Gay Porn Star briefly joined SCW makes me sad that he didn’t stick around because can you imagine that tag team name? I’d come up with names for it but most of them would be censored for obvious reasons! Anyway Ryan, I have a secret for you, Kaylee isn’t the key to my success in the ring!”
And no, I’m not apologizing for that bad pun.
“In fact I have three keys to my success in the ring, the first key is my immeasurable talents and good looks, the other two? I’ve already mentioned them, Cyrus and Andreas and the fact that you apparently forgot to ask them to be banned from ringside just drives home how big of an idiot you are! I mean hell, at the moment you make Travis Nathanial Andrews look like a MENSA member and that takes a special level of dumbassary to pull that off!”
Yes, I made up that word, shut up!
“Don’t get me wrong, having Kaylee around to distract my opponent and/the ref helps a lot! And let’s be honest I don’t think there’s a straight man or lesbian/bi woman in the world who would blame anyone for being distracted by someone as hot as Kaylee, I’d almost have her flash her tits if they hadn’t been seen in so many pornos but back on topic, Kaylee might help but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I need anyone’s help to beat you Ryan! We’ve faced off so many times that I know what you can do in the ring inside and out and that will be your downfall!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“My road to my long overdue rematch against James Tuscini has just hit a Ryan Keys sized speedbump but it doesn’t matter, this detour will be extremely brief and more importantly I will beat you again and move on to finally get my hands on that thief known as James Tuscini, and you know what? I’ll beat you clean as a whistle so that you have nothing to bitch and complain about to the bosses in regards to this match, then again you’ll probably still find something to complain about, this message has been paid for and delivered by the Fearless One Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”
I stood up and left my locker room as the scene fades.
