<span style='font-family:Arial'> Summer XXXTreme, one of the most unique traditions in the universe of Sin City Wrestling. A time where there is no hiding from anyone on the roster at all. It's actually pretty bizarre when you think of it. People who spend months trying to rip each others head off, swearing and cursing, attacking and beating, all end up in the same space. There is no little trips back home, there is no going to your favorite Starbucks - Yes, I'm looking in your direction Christian - There's an entire roster, even people you don't see that often, their families who take advantage of the trip, ex SCW stars who see it as a vacation and a chance to put their faces on camera again to be remembered, there's even new people who are set to appear for the first time in SCW, or returning stars and more importantly, the fans...
....Ah, the fans, the people who believe they already know about what's gonna happen before it happens. The people who make more predictions than Tommy Knocks on a Friday on The Hotwire - There ya go Tommy, you can pay me tomorrow for the plug - but these are also the people who are the ones that pay to buy in to the magic we well and truly create. It's our jobs to put their arses on seats by selling them a piece of fantasy, and a place where everyone is together, how do you sell that to the fans who watch your every move, just waiting to see what you're like when you're not being your television persona?
We're smart people, we know how to keep the illusion alive, we know how to stay just about in check with realism as we can. For some people it's easy, the likes of Melody Grace, Ben Jordan, Jamie Dean, Natalie McKinley, Roxi Johnson, Keira Fisher, and people like that. What you see on Television is what you get, same can be said for people like Rage and Lord Raab, but people like those have to be a little more careful than the rest not to flip out and start ripping fans heads off.
We need to keep the illusion for the fans to the point where if you see Steve Ramone, sitting having a beer with Kain and Rage, the illusion is gone for that match.
This might be the relaxing event that some people thing, but it's also a lot of stress on us to stay who we are without blowing the fantasy.... Thankfully, I don't want to be anywhere around Despayre anyway and hope that annoying little man leaves me alone for the entire cruise, probably be too busy running around looking for his imaginary little friends anyway.
But as relaxing as it is, we still have to work. It's not all about sitting around getting a sun tan, it's not all about sitting around and posing for selfies with every single person on the fucking ship, and trust me when I say the fans will hunt you down for pictures so they can say they have a picture or autograph from every SCW star. Everyone is a collector at heart, one of the bosses collects action figures, another of them just started to collect shot glasses - I'll let you figure out which is which - but the fans would go to a lot of lengths to go get every autograph and picture from every wrestler and staff member alike.... As I'm recording this and talking to you all, I'm actually sitting watching Zelda Clark mobbed by autograph hunters... It's true, she's looking a bit flustered over there, and this is just a woman who writes an article every week for SCW. Can you imagine what it's like for a guy like me? A guy with a title everyone wants to pose with? By the end of this, there will be more hands on my title than there has been on Amy Marshall and that is in the millions.
Unlike Amy Marshall though, everyone wants a piece of this action, people have to get paid to get a piece of Amy's action... There ya go, that's what ya get for saying you hope I'm disappointed at the end of this show Amy. Go back to splicing your past matches in to your promos, just to add extra minutes so you don't have to be creative, k?
Anyway, I'm getting a little off track here putting the little people in their place. The facts are simple, we all have to smile for the fans, avoid our opponents and expect to have people take pictures of us while we're doing the smallest of things. We might be ordering a drink, watching a show, playing in the casino, but you can't hide from those camera phones.
A lot of people don't mind it, a lot of people will happily pose for the fans, unless you're Lord Raab who is happier sitting in a tiny cabin with his not so tiny guy, dragging him down and stopping him from having fun so he can sit there and bitch about everything SCW and how this is not suited to him. Well boo hoo, news flash for Lord Raab, SCW don't revolve around you, get used to it. Thankfully, I don't think he's on this cruise cause the halls having been filled with bitching just yet.
So if you're name is not Lord Raab, one, you should be gratful, and two, you'll probably be going out and having a good time.
Am I gonna do that?
Why wouldn't I at some point? I'm on this boat for about eight days. Of course I'm gonna kick back and relax at some point, but you won't see me acting the idiot like say Despayre and Jessie Salco running around like fools looking for creatures who don't exist.... You're meant to be professional wrestlers, act like it! Am I gonna go get drunk on the companies money every night just cause I can? Fuck no, but I will have fun at some point. I'm not treating this like a vacation like everyone else is, I'm treating this as what it is, it's work, it's business first and I intend to treat it that way.
The rest of you can be lazy bastards if you want and sit on ya ass and watch your skin turn in to shades of lobster for an entire week, get out there, wrestle your match and go home for a couple of weeks before heading out on tour again - Yes, I'm not stupid and I know SCW will do a tour right after this, if you knew your history, you will see it coming. This is what most SCW people will sit and do, free vacation, right? Wrong! You can all sit around and be lazy, but I'll go ahead and do what a champion does, I will get out there and be around the fans for a few days, I will work my ass off to get them that damn excited while you all do nothing at all.
I've been carrying SCW on my shoulders for a while now, so I'll do it again. Meet the fans, sign autographs, be the best I can be while you lot just carry on doing nothing.
So this didn't start to well for me, it will sure as hell end well for me when I leave this boat as champion and record breaker....
Sunday 24th July 2016.
The beautiful sight of the Princess Cruise liner can be seen in the afternoon sun, as crowds of people gather at the bottom of the walkway to lead on to the home of where every Sin City Wrestling star on the roster, most with their families, and SCW crew members will be staying for the next week. Many Sin City Wrestling stars have already walked up the ramp towards the ship but the fans wait for their yet unseen favorites to grace them with their presence, waiting for their photo opportunities. A black limousine catches their attention, pulling up at the bottom of the walkway, coming to a stop nearby and the drivers door open, causing the crowd to wait with baited breath to see who the next SCW star is to arrival. Tension fills the air as the driver walks around to the back door, opening one side and Simpson steps out of the door, causing the crowd to cheer. The driver moves towards the back of the car, opening it up and starting to remove bags from back. Simpson, a man who usually shy's away from the attention, uncharacteristically smiles towards the crowd, waving at them as Austin Parker is the next to step out of the car, causing a more mixed reaction as Simpson moves towards the back of the car towards the driver, helping him with the luggage and moving it towards the side of the car. Pussy Willow, waiting for the stars to arrival, smartly waiting at the bottom of the walkway approaches Austin.
Pussy: Austin! Can I have a word?
Austin looks down at the smaller woman.
Austin: Ah ain't got nothing to say.
His bluntness leaves Pussy standing bewildered as he walks away and towards Simpson. The crowd instantly cheer as Melody Grace exits the vehicle, her Bombshell Internet Championship over her shoulder. She smiles at the fans but some boos scatter the crowd as J2H exits the limo, the SCW World Championship over his shoulder. Melody moves in front of the fans, posing for pictures and Pussy approaches J2H and starts to speak to him.
Pussy: I know you won't let me down when it comes to speaking to me J. Can I ask you a quick question?
J2H, dressed in white shorts and a sleeveless shirt, while wearing sunglasses over his eyes, looks through the tints and shrugs his shoulders.
J2H: You got one question, so make it a good one, cause I ain't got time for all this.
Pussy: You're stepping on to this wonderful cruise liner, knowing on Sunday, knowing that you will equal Spike Staggs record of being the longest serving SCW World Champion, but you could leave here as the man with the record. How are you feeling about that?
J2H: I give you one question and that's what you ask me? How the fuck are you still employed?
Pussy looks shocked my his comment, but J2H holds up his hand.
J2H: I'll be nice, I'll answer it anyway for you. How do I feel about becoming the best SCW has ever seen? Confident as fuck. I ain't walking on this thing, sitting around for a couple of weeks, just to look pretty and come off here pissed off. I'm here to step off here the best in the business. You might wanna start running round and planning the victory party, because it's gonna happen, and it's gonna happen very damn soon.
J2H looks to his side as Austin and Simpson stand beside him with the luggage, J2H reaching down and putting a heavy looking bag over his shoulders. Melody joins the others and picks up a bag, while Austin carries one and Simpson lifts two heavy cases. Austin leads the way up the ramp, followed by Simpson and Melody and J2H stand at the bottom, posing with their titles before walking up the walkway and catching up with Simpson and Austin. The four reach the top, looking down at the fans gathered below and cheering towards them before they turn around, being directed to a reception area. Simpson leads the four towards the reception desk and Austin moves to one side, looking through pamphlets of the entertainment on the cruise. J2H looks at Simpson.
J2H: Check us all in Simpson.
Simpson: Yes sir.
Simpson moves towards the desk and Melody spins, putting her arms around J2H neck, both dropping their bags to the side of them seconds before. She looks at him with a smile on her face.
J2H: And hello to you.
Melody: Hi.
Her smile lights up the reception area as she looks in to his eyes.
J2H: What's up?
Melody: Nothing. I was just thinking and it involved you.
J2H raises his eyebrow, knowing that anything could be going through the young blondes mind with the countless activities going on at any given time. Casino games to be played, movies to be seen, people to meet, drinks to be drunk, and if you're Lord Raab, boiler rooms to sit and sulk in. He looks in to her eyes, wondering what is in her head.
J2H: Thinking? That must have hurt.
A smile crosses J2H's face but Melody pouts at J2H and pushes him away slightly in a joking manner.
Melody: I'll ignore that.
J2H: Because my smile is so damn good, you already forgot I said it?
Melody tilts her head to the side, her nose scrunched up.
Melody: Yeah, keep telling yourself that babe. Actually, I was thinking, maybe one of these days, we don't actually have to leave our cabin, you know.
Melody winks towards J2H, his mind now at ease that there would be no crazy ideas. A smile forms on his face.
J2H: Ohhhh, I see what you mean. I don't think there's gonna be a problem with that. I mean I know I'm a great champ and should have my face all over this place, but sometimes, my face might need to be more near you.
A smile passes on the young blondes face as she pulls her hands away, clapping her hands in excitement, but a worried looking Simpson walks towards them, his hand moving over his head as he looks uneasily at the duo as Austin joins them.
Melody: What's wrong, Simmy?
Simpson: I'm afraid that they have given us four rooms instead of three, Ms Grace. You're not in the same room.
A smile crosses Austin Parker's face as he rest his hand on J2H's shoulder.
Austin: Don't worry yeself boy, ya always got yer right hand, and ya left if yer feel like playing away from home.
J2H looks at Austin, shaking his head as a huge grin crosses Austin's face.
J2H: This is bullshit Simpson! I asked for three! Damn idiots in that SCW office can't get anything right!
Austin: Well maybe they thought being as y'all just knocking boots an' not livin' together, y'all want ya own space, like ya have on dry land.
J2H: I'm the SCW World Champion, what I want, I get, no if's buts or ands about it. This is punishment for me telling all about what it's like backstage, and showing that the bosses don't know how to control their own staff. I'm gonna sort this out myself.
J2H takes two key cards from Simpson and walks confidently towards the desk, moving through people and towards the front desk to where the receptionist, a young female with her brunette hair tied neatly back sits. Melody, Austin and Simpson watch on from a distance.
Receptionist: Hi can I....
The receptionist stops, instantly recognizing the man as SCW World Champion, J2H.
Receptionist: Oh... my.... God, you're him, aren't you? You're J2H!
Overhearing this, Melody rolls her eyes as she looks towards the receptionist, but J2H sees the advantage in the woman knowing who he is.
J2H: I am and how are you today?
Melody rolls her eyes once more at hearing J2H respond to the woman.
Receptionist: I'm great! Thank you for asking, what can I do for you today?
The over enthusiasm pours from the woman as she looks at the SCW Superstar before her. J2H leads on to the desk.
J2H: There's been a bit of booking mistake here. It was meant to be three rooms, one with a big old double bed in it, instead, there's four rooms. I need that changed right away.
The woman types away on the computer in front of her before looking towards J2H.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir. It seems that four rooms were booked by Christian Underwood.
J2H: That guy can't book three instead of four rooms, but he can book a damn wrestling show on a ship? This is unbelievable! Look, I know it's not your fault, but I need that changed right away, because I need to use this cruise to test something out, so I need that big suite.
The woman taps away on the computer once more, before looking up at J2H with a sad look on her face, while Melody looks at the back of his head, hearing part of the last comment.
J2H: Don't give me that look, I know nothing good comes from that look. I invented that look!
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, all suites have been taken except one and that one is out of SCW's given budget. We've been told that we can not go over budget from the figure SCW has offered us.
J2H lowers his voice as he moves in closer.
J2H: Look, I don't care, I will even sit there and face time with your mom if it gets me that room.
The receptionist smiles at J2H who nods confidently.
Receptionist: Really?
A strong nod comes from J2H as he looks at her.
J2H: Really. I just need that room and I'll talk to your mom. Now, can you help me out...
J2H leans forward, looking at the name tag and willing to use every trick in the book to get what he wants.
J2H: Sarah.
The woman blushes as she looks at the screen in front of her.
Receptionist: I could let you have the room if you pay the excess cost for the nights that you're on the cruise.
A smile crosses his face as he nods in approval.
J2H: That's more like it. How much is that gonna set me back? A couple of hundred a night?
Receptionist: Actually, that would be one thousand, two hundred dollars a night sir.
J2H's face drops as his mouth opens, looking at the woman in disbelief. He turns around to Melody and instantly fakes a smile, his hand slowly forming in to a thumbs up, and getting her a to smile towards him. He turns back towards the reception desk, shaking his head slowly.
J2H: Fine. I'll take it.
He places the two cards from the other room down on to the desk and the receptionist takes them back before handing him a package.
Receptionist: There's two key cards in there and all the information you need to find your way around. I'll be on a break in a few minutes so I will call my mom then.
J2H: Thanks.
J2H picks the package from the desk and turns around, moving towards three waiting for him, confidently strolling through the crowd.
Melody: Well?
J2H: I told you I'd get it done and I did.
A wide smile crosses Melody's face as he hands her the information package.
Austin: So ya' guys get a package thing, and me and Simpson just get key cards and a map?
J2H: Who's the champ here?
J2H looks at Austin with a cocky smirk but Austin stares at him.
Austin: Not too much of a champ ta get a smack in the face.
J2H grins at him before turning back to Melody. Opening the package from her hand and sliding one of the key cards out and in to his palm.
J2H: You guys go ahead up to the rooms. Make sure Melody gets to ours Simpson and I'll come up in a bit. I will meet you guys at the bar over there in say an hour?
Simpson: Very good sir. Would you like me to take your bag sir?
J2H: Thank you Simpson.
Simpson lifts J2H's bag over his shoulder and readies himself to pick up the two he carried on board. Melody looks at J2H with a quiical look on her face.
Melody: And what are you going to do?
J2H: Well I'm gonna go over there and sort out some cash for the room because Christian can't afford it, it seems. Then I'm gonna make a Face Time call.
Before Melody says anything, J2H puts his hands up, stopping her from talking as his mind wanders back to Melody's money talk last week.
J2H: And don't worry, it's only a couple of extra dollars so I got this one.
He looks around the crowd, giving Melody a kiss on the cheek as the camera fades out.
Meet and greets are a fairly popular thing when it comes to Summer XXXTreme shows. The fans spend hundreds, even thousands of dollars to get to spend time around their favorite stars and at some point, every single superstar is called to do these things.
The scene starts in a hall with a stage at one end and stalls dotted around the area, with names of wrestlers above them, as well as merchandising stalls, selling everything you can buy from the SCW shop. From the side of the stage, J2H observes the crowds walking around, forming lines to meet their favorite wrestlers. A blonde woman sits under a sign with the words "SCW's Latest Bombshell - Polly Playtime." J2H looks at her and shakes his head.
J2H: I know good things are meant to come in small packages, but she's almost a midget.
An arrogant smirk crosses the white short wearing champion, his upper body covered with a black sleeveless shirt and his trademark chains around his neck and his SCW World Championship over his shoulder. He looks around the room more, spying Romanian Bombshell, Amy-Jayne walking around the room, posing for a picture with a young fan.
J2H: I know who she is, she's the one who thinks I'm cute, so Twitter told me. Nothing wrong with her eyesight.
He cranks his neck around the corner, spying the Acquin brothers, Joshua and Austin, sitting next to each other at a table and signing autographs for a line of fans. Alongside them, Candy and Hazel Overton also sign pictures of themselves, handing them out to grateful fans. He moves his eyes back to the opposite side to see Blanca Chastain signing autographs, while her sister Zuri, dressed in full wrestling gear, including mask, poses with a young fan.
J2H: At least someone had the good sense to keep them and the Overton's apart.
He casts his eye further in to the crowd to see Ryan Keys - thankfully dressed - walking amongst people, stopping at their requests to take photos and Matt Spears on one knee, signing an autograph. Justin Decent taps J2H on the shoulder, causing him to look around.
Justin: Are you ready for me to introduce you J?
J2H: What the fuck am I even doing here Justin? I mean I've never had to do this stage bullshit before. Last year, I was somewhere in the back signing autographs and wondering where the nearest bar is.
Justin: Well, I think they just need you to go out, thank everyone for coming, promise them a good show and cut a heel promo. Just go easy on the language because there are kids here that are younger than we usually get at the shows.
J2H: I got it, sell the show, don't say fuck. Go on then, let's do this.
J2H sighs as Justin starts to walk on the stage, walking to the middle with a microphone in hand and turning to face the crowd.
Justin: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
A crowd start to rush towards the stage and J2H looks in to a nearby mirror, checking that his hair is in place.
Justin: We have a very special guest here for you today. He is the current SCW World Champion...
A mix of boos, which some shocked cheers are heard in the crowd.
Justin: He is J2H!
The intro to "Lights Out" starts to play and J2H takes a deep breathe before stepping out in to view on to the stage for the fans to see. Screams come from the young females in the crowd, while boos comes from the men. J2H switches on, looking around the room with an arrogant smirk as he stops halfway towards Justin. He reaches on to his shoulder and raises the SCW World title above his head before walking towards Justin, pulling the microphone from his hand and pointing towards the exit. J2H looks around as the screams can be heard over the boos and the music fades out. Still the screams and boos fly towards the stage as he pauses, looking around the crowd. He puts his hand up, waving them down, and finally the crowd quietens down.
J2H: For my fellow SCW workers in the room, THAT is what you call a reaction. I know you don't hear it when you step out on the stage, but that's what they sound like.
J2H draws hard stares from many of his fellow workers in the room but he continues.
J2H: Welcome to the Summer XXXTreme IV cruise, where you will see some amazing matches and some amazing wrestlers, but none more so than the man who is standing right here before you, the man who is going to take wrestling to a whole new level when I get to pin Despayre twice, the man who will be a record breaker come Monday morning, me, J2H.
More screams come from the teenage girls in the crowd and boos from the rest.
J2H: I don't care if you cheer for me, if you boo me, it doesn't matter because right now, you're all in a very special place, because you're in my presence, you're in my company, you're sitting there listening to this guy, this guy who has entertained you for so long, the guy you already look up to. You get to see this guy at what last year made some serious money. It's not cheap to get us here, so it's not cheap for you to be here, so I'm sure whoever is sitting in the SCW office counting up all your hard earned money, thanks you.
J2H starts to stroll up and down the stage.
J2H: But I know you would have spent so much more to see me live in action, to live around me for a whole damn week. To be able to get a picture of me laying by the pool, or drinking a beer or talking with Melody. Well trust me when I say just being in this room with me, looking at me, has made your expense worth it. I have just made this trip worth it but the fun just doesn't stop there. Be honest, how many of you came here because you think Despayre is gonna beat me?
A lot of hands shoot up in the air and J2H looks around the crowd.
J2H: Hate to break it to you, but that's not gonna happen this show or any other show.
J2H runs his hand over the title.
J2H: This ain't going nowhere at all, other than back to Beverly Hills with me. That's the only place it is going to go. Back with the best damn champion you have ever seen!
He smirks around the crowd.
J2H: Don't worry if you're disappointed because once again, J2H makes your day, because I will get off this stage a few minutes and you can ask me for photos, just so you can have your picture taken with one of life's winners. So please get those cameras ready, because you will get your chance to stand next to greatness. Hit my fu.... freaking music!
"Light's out" starts to play and J2H starts to walk off the stage. He reaches the side and tosses the microphone to Justin as the scene fades out
With the meet and greet over, done and dusted and finished in the morning. The day was his own now. The SCW World champion strolls past a basketball court as a stray ball bounces in his direction. J2H, now out of his "work" clothes wears nothing but long red shorts, a backwards baseball cap, sunglasses and a trainers on his feet. The sun beats down on his back as he picks up the ball and throws it towards the hoop, watching it swish right through and causing a slight cheer from the players.
J2H: Yeah, I'm just good at everything.
He continues to walk through the recreational area, looking across to see Jason Adams and Belinda Simone in a heated conversation on a mini golf course, Belinda waving the club in Jason's face as he innocently pokes his tongue out at her. Out of place on another hole on the golf course, he spies two deck chairs, on one, Kale Smith, his knee heavily strapped sitting next to Alex Rush. Both men with their heads back and sunglasses covering their eyes, clearly partied too hard the night before. Walking further down, he spots the Surf Boys, fighting off a flock of seagulls as they swoop down, trying to steal food from the hapless duo. J2H rolls his eyes, and faces front, almost getting bumped in to by Despayre as he walks in front of him, his phone in his hand searching the ship for something that isn't there or real.
J2H: I wonder if I get the night off if that idiot falls overboard?
He sighs to himself.
J2H: Knowing the luck he has, he'll get fished out with a million Pokemon.
He walks on, dodging past people and towards some stairs, standing at the top, he looks down and looks at the crisp blue sea, admiring it's wonder before stepping down the stairs towards a huge swimming pool and Jacui area. He looks around the pool area to see Casey Williams casually posing for a photo with a fan, his arm on the fans head. J2H walks past him, giving the big man a nod before continuing on to see Roxi Johnson and her wife Keira sunbathing poolside, as well as Sam Marlowe sitting next to Ben Jordan and opposite Jamie Dean and Amy Marshall as the four enjoy a cold drink in the warm sunshine, smiling for pictures as fans approach them. His eyes moves towards the Jacui where he sees Melody Grace sitting in one alone, the water bubbling around her body and he approaches her, looking around at a crowd of gathered men.
Melody: Jammy Jam!
She calls out to him, not one of his favorite nicknames, but he says nothing, just watching the small crowd disperse. He kicks off his trainers and steps in to the water, slowly stepping down the steps and in to the bubbles and takes a seat. Melody moves around, sitting next to J2H and putting her head on his shoulder, prompting him to put his arm around her shoulder.
Melody: So how did it go meeting the fans? I know you secretly like it.
He tilts his head, looking at her sunglasses covered eyes and shakes his head.
J2H: About as much as I secretly like being chased by Brother Grimm. It was another fan fest thing, the usual autographs, photos, me knocking out a great speech. What did you get up to?
Melody: Spoke to some fans, took Simpson shopping for a little while. Got changed and came down here to relax for a bit.
She moves herself closer to J2H, her head on his chest as people start to look towards them, their eyes on the couple, wondering what they will do next.
J2H: You took Simpson shopping?
Melody smiles proudly, nodding her head up and down as she looks at him, his eyes covered by his sunglasses but his eyebrows raised above them higher than usual.
Melody: I did. His clothes are so out of date and we're on a cruise and he didn't have one pair of shorts, or a bathing costume.
J2H: If you saw his legs, you'd understand why. They're like tree trunks. No one wants to see legs like that.
Melody: Well he stands around in that stuffy suit all day Jam, and it's so hot today, so I thought he needed to be dressed more appropriately.
J2H: Melody, what have you done?
The concern was in his voice, not because of Melody's fashion sense, she usually has a great sense of style and is always dressed to the modern times, her body often covered with the latest fashions from all over the world, but Simpson. He lived a simple life without the need to, he was never underpaid and must have a fortune saved, yet very rarely spent and his knowledge of fashion was limited.
Melody: And I let him pick out all his own stuff and paid for them, even though he stood there for so long trying not to let me pay for them.
Disaster run through J2H's body at the thought of Simpson picking out his own style of clothes. In public he was always smartly dressed in a suit, in private, he was always smartly dressed in a suit, but it was always a struggle to convince him that he looked good in those suits.
J2H: You know the man probably hasn't had to pick his own style in like twenty years or something, right?
Melody waves her hand towards J2H, casually brushing off his statement, while he can only imagine what horrors Simpson could be dressed as.
Melody: He looked perfectly fine to me when I last saw him and he was off to change and he will be joining us soon. I think he's very eye catching and will get people talking.
J2H: Yeah but in what way? Hey there's the latest style guru walking towards us, or what the fuck is he wearing, kinda eye catching?
Melody moves closer to her concerned man, her lips just inches away from his ear, her voice almost a whisper.
Melody: He'll be fine babe. It's about time he got noticed. He does so much for us and he should be noticed for that.
J2H: Well you don't have to buy him clothes. I can do that, or he can do it out of his own money. I pay him well enough for what he does, and I always did wonder what he spent his cash on.
Melody: Maybe he plays a lot of online poker or something.
J2H laughs, but his face quickly changes to thoughtfulness. He never did know what Simpson did after he finished for the day. He'd often be around J2H after the working day was done but retired to do his own thing on many oasions.
J2H: You know Mel, that's not as far fetched as it may seem. I mean we go out a lot and stay in a lot and he never seems to leave the house.
Melody: Chill Jam, I was joking, he probably has a secret family we don't know about.
J2H looks at Melody with a serious look on his face but Melody pokes him on the nose and pokes her tongue out at him.
Melody: I was joking about that too.
The young man can't help but smile at Melody as she plants a kiss on his cheek.
Melody: You need to relax more.
J2H: I will do tonight when I'm out there winning some money in the casino.
Melody runs her hand up and down J2H's chest, her fingers tracing his tattoos.
Melody: Are you gonna dress like James Bond?
She asks him with a wink of her left eye, her hand reaching up to the side of his head.
J2H: I always dress like James Bond when I'm in a casino. It's all about being calm and having a flawless image.
Melody moves her lips towards J2H but his eyes instantly widens as he looks past her and in to the distance, where he sees a very brightly dressed man moving in their direction. J2H darts his head to the right, causing Melody to miss her kiss and catch him on the shoulder.
Melody: Hey! What gives!
J2H pulls his arm out of the water and points behind a pouting Melody.
J2H: That gives!
Melody turns her head to spy Simpson walking towards the pair, dressed in bright blue long shorts, hanging just past his knees, the shorts covered with yellow palm trees either side. On his top half, he wears a white shirt with various neon colors upon it, showing a beach scene.
J2H: All these designer stores on this thing and he buys that?
The sound of disgust falls from his lips as he looks towards Simpson and back to a smiling Melody.
Melody: He didn't like any of that designer stuff, so we found another little place on here and he loved those.
Simpson moves closer to the two, but J2H looks towards Melody.
J2H: I can't be seen with him dressed like that!
J2H takes off his hat and sunglasses, leaving them on the side of the Jacui before taking a deep breath and plunging his body beneath the water, the bubbles covering his head. Simpson reaches the Jacui.
Simpson: Good afternoon, Ms Grace. I'm heading to the bar for some refreshments and maybe off to relax by the pool. Before I go, would you like anything.
Melody: No thanks Simmy, I'm all good. Looking very sharp though.
Melody points towards the big man, causing him to coyly smile.
Simpson: Thank you, I should dress like this more often, it's oddly stress relieving.
Melody: I think you should too, even around the house. Don't worry about James, I'll talk him in to allowing something like that to be your new uniform. It will be like casual Friday, except it will be casual every day.
Another shy smile comes from Simpson as he looks down at Melody.
Simpson: If you require anything Ms. Grace, please don't hesitate to ask.
Melody: Go and enjoy yourself Simbabwe, I'll be fine.
Simpson nods with approval of his latest nickname and turns away, just in time for J2H to appear, breaking through the water and breathing for air. Melody puts her arm under him, holding him up as he catches his breath.
J2H: We need to go.
Melody: Go where?
J2H: To see if this boat has an optician on board, just for buying him that stuff!
Melody smiles as she pulls herself next to J2H and the camera fades out.
The noise of slot machines paying out can be heard as the scene opens in the casino area of the ship. Many people walk between slot machines, some attracted by the lights and the thoughts of winning big. The camera pans around the area where we see SCW stars by the plenty. Chris Shipman stands next to Rage and Synn, their eyes on the craps tables as Mercedes Vargas rolls the dice, bouncing off the back wall of the table and coming to a holt, causing a cheer from the people around the three Sins members and the Argentine Assassin, who smiles at her winning luck. Christina Bentley and her mother Lacey move through the crowd, being tracked by people. Christina stops, turning around to the crowd, flashing her winning smile to a sea of phones clicking and flashing, taking a lasting memory of the two classy dressed ladies.
The camera cuts to a roulette table as we see debuting SCW Superstar Scott Sanders, standing alongside future father in law, Billionaire Miles Blake, and Billionaires Club member Veronica Taylor, Miles placing what can only be described as a months average salary for some countries on a single number, and watching the ball bounce around the wheel. The number doesn't land on what Miles predicts but the billionaire shrugs it off to place another large wager on another number.
The camera cuts to the door of the casino where J2H and Melody make an appearance, as promised from earlier, J2H dressed in a tuxedo and bow tie in a very James Bond style, while Melody wears a figure hugging blue dress, her curves perfectly shown. Her arm links around J2H's as they take stock of what is happening in the casino. Travis Nathaniel Andrews walks past the two, crossing their path yet ignoring everyone around him as he talks loudly down the phone and further in to the casino. J2H looks towards Melody.
J2H: I told you that guy was an idiot. Talk on the phone in a noisy place, yet outside the door there, quiet enough to hear yourself talk. He must have got dropped on his head a lot as a baby.
Melody smiles at J2H as he rolls his eyes towards the direction Travis just walked in and the two move in towards the main gambling floor.
Melody: So what's it to be? Blackjack? Poker? Roulette?
His eye look around the room, looking towards one of the poker tables where he sees Evie Baang looking intensely at the cards on the table, her new friend and former SCW Bombshell, Alexis Edwards looking at the cards and back towards Evie, Evie's eyes not moving from the table.
J2H: I think I'll give that poker table a miss.
Melody: Why?
J2H: You look at her, she's looking at her cards and at everyone's movements. This is not her first game of cards, probably not her millionth. She's say beyond that. She's clearly a bit of a pro.
J2H's eyes dart around, just watching SCW Bombshell Champion, Crystal Hilton posing with some fans, smiling as she looks at the cameras. Melody and J2H walk slowly in to the room.
J2H: How about some roulette?
Melody: Sure.
Melody's eyes light up as they look for a roulette table. Melody points to the one where The Billionaires club stand, but J2H shakes his head.
J2H: A guy with a bad wig, a gold digger and a bimbo who vocabulary of insults is limited to the world basic, which in itself is pretty fucking basic for a human adult with no mental problems? I think not.
Melody: How about that one?
Melody points towards a roulette table, with no SCW wrestlers around it and walks towards it arm in arm with her. They reach the table and are quickly recognised, as whispers move around the table.
J2H: It's ok, you can talk to us. We're just normal people tonight. I'm not gonna walk over there and bodyslam Travis Nathaniel Andrews through a table, no matter how tempting it really is, nor is Melody gonna go over there and throw Mercedes Vargas through a machine or anything. Just here to win some money.
Confidence flies through his body, passing a pile of notes towards the roulette croupier, who quickly counts it and converts it in to chips, pushing them in front of him. He quickly splits the chips in half and pushes half of them in front of Melody, who looks at him with curiosity painted on her face.
Melody: What's that for?
J2H sarcastically taps his chin, looking at Melody with his lip pressed out.
J2H: I think they're to go on pia, ya know those little round things you pick off and throw in the top of the box when ya not in the mood for them.
Melody pinches his arm, causing him to smile and jump, all eyes around the table seemingly on the couple, regardless of the wheel spinning around, and peoples fortune depending on where the ball stops.
Melody: I know what they are, but why are you giving them to me?
J2H: To gamble babe. To throw away on numbers and try and win some money.
Melody: I have my own money J. You don't need to give me any of yours.
The eyes around them seem to become more focused on the duo, as they hear Melody's last line, wondering what will happen next.
J2H: Didn't need to gorgeous, wanted to. You're luckier at these things than I am.
This causes Melody to smile as she looks towards him, pursing out her lips and blowing a kiss towards him.
Melody: Ok babe. I just have one tiny question to ask you before I start playing and trying to win some money.
J2H slides his arm down her back, resting it around her hips, his fingers on her stomach.
J2H: Yes darling?
Melody moves her head closer to him, her lips near his ear.
Melody: How do you play this game?
J2H turns his head, looking towards Melody with a little look of surprise on his face. He's seen her in Vegas wander in and out of casinos, before they were together. Even when they were first together and working a show in Vegas, he'd see her move in and out of casinos.
J2H: Babe, you always used to be in and out of casinos when we was in Vegas.
Melody: Yeah, but I wasn't gambling. I was standing there modelling cars that people could win by gambling. I told you I had debt to pay off so took modelling jobs. It was my job to stand there next to a car, point at it a little bit and tell people they could win the car by hitting the jackpot on this giant slot machine. I never got time to gamble. I went from there, to other jobs.
J2H: So you didn't get to see how roulette was played?
Melody: Never played it.
J2H scratches the side of his head as he looks at the innocent looking Melody.
J2H: Ok, this could be good, because you must be overloaded with beginners luck right now. You pick a number and you put money on it. Or you can bet if the ball will land on an odd number or even number, or red or black, or two numbers next to each other, or four numbers next to each other in a square. Ball lands on something you bet on, you win. It doesn't, never mind.
Melody: Oh that sounds easy enough.
Melody picks up a chip and places it on the black diamond as the croupier spins the wheel. He drops the ball as J2H looks on in horror as he realized Melody has places five hundred dollars on one spin. He looks at her face, her hands clutched together as his heart races, waiting for the ball to settle. The wheel starts to slow down, the ball bouncing through the rungs before landing on twenty black. J2H sighs through relief as double the chips get pushed back in Melody's direction.
Melody: Did I win?
J2H smiles at Melody, giving her a reassuring nod.
J2H: You did babe.
A wider grin crosses Melody's face as she looks at the table a little more.
Melody: This is fun.
J2H: Yeah, well lets see if we can both win some money.
For the next two hours, the young couple gambled on almost every number and combination that can thought of with man highs and many lows. Let's fast forward a few hours, as we zoom in on the not so happy J2H, looking at one remaining chip in front of him. Turning his head, Melody's face tells a different story as pure joy washes over her face as she looks down at a huge pile on chips in front of her, maybe three or four times the amount of what she started with. She wraps her arms around J2H's neck with excitement, giving him a squeeze before letting him go. She looks at the piles of chips and toward J2H.
Melody: Did I do well?
J2H: You did brilliantly. Man, even I was surprised at how good you've done.
Melody: What do we do now?
J2H points a window where a sign on a booth says cashier above a woman's head. He turns to the croupier and points to a chip tray and he hands it towards J2H.
J2H: Thank you. Now Mel, we take these chips, put them in the tray in the right places, the chip value to the right slot and we take it over there and you get paid.
J2H and Melody start to fill the slots in the chip tray, separating the different values. After a few seconds, with all the chips in the tray, Melody picks them up and J2H leads her towards the cashier. Melody places them on the tray in front of the cashier and pushes them through the slot, the elder woman, in her fifties, looks at them, scanning them under a scanner and the cash value comes up on her screen. She slides a key in a draw, opening it up and pulling out a wrapped bundles of bills, before adding another smaller bundle on top. The woman reaches in to the drawer and pulls out some smaller note, counting them out and placing them on the tray, Melody's eyes growing wider as she sees the amount of money before them. The woman pushes them through the slot, nodding and giving Melody a warm smile as she picks up the banded money, looking towards J2H.
Melody: Jam! There's like over seven thousand dollars here.
J2H: Not bad for me only putting down three overall. Told you, you had the luck.
Melody forces the money towards J2H, pushing it in towards his chest.
Melody: The money's yours.
J2H shakes his head at Melody.
J2H: No, it's not mine. You said you wanted to earn your own money and you did. Shit, you saw me piss away over a grand at that table, you earned it by picking right. The money is yours Mel, you won it, I didn't.
Melody: But you gave me...
J2H puts up his hand, stopping Melody's words in their tracks.
J2H: I gave you a chance to show what you can do, that's all. How about you just enjoy that big time winning feeling and we go get some ice cream or something.
Melody: Can you loan me a couple of bucks? I'm a bit short.
J2H can't help but smile as he puts his arm around his lovely lady's shoulder, leading her out of the casino as the scene fades to black.
*THIS TAKES PLACE DIRECTLY AFTER A SCENE IN MELODY'S PROMO*
Dinner is now down as the group transition from the restaurant area to the bar. J2H stands with his back to the bar, looking through the restaurant, spying the Members Of The Elders, Master Lilly, Jon Dough, Eyesnsane, Alana and Song, gathered around a table waiting for their meals to arrival. He turns his head to the side to see Jessie Salco, Lucy Seraphina, Uriella Abaddon and Samuel Devereux gathered around a pool table, Jessie about to take a shot.
J2H: Not interesting that way either.
He looks amongst his companions, standing next to Melody, as she stands next to Odette and Gabriel on the other side of his wife. Listening to the two women chat, slowly turns in to white noise and he casts his eye around again, spotting the foursome of Johnny Tsunami, sitting across the way of his on, off, no one knows, possible girlfriend Remi, while his tag partner Caleb Houston sits across from his wife, Eden. The sound of a glass being put on the bar behind him can be heard and catching his attention. J2H turns around to see a Shirley Temple with an extra cherry in a glass sitting in front of him.
J2H: I didn't order this.
The barman points to the end of the bar where Connor Murphy sits, a huge grin on his face as he raises a pint of Guinness towards J2H. J2H rolls his eyes at Connor.
J2H: Very fucking funny.
J2H turns away from the smiling Irish Canadian as Odette's voice grabs his attention.
Odette: So when are you guys moving in together?
Gabriel chokes on his beer as he looks at his wife.
Gabriel: That's a big personal.
Odette waves her husband away, her eyes on J2H. Melody turns her face to look at her boyfriend with a raised eyebrow.
J2H: Ummm, can't say we've spoke about it.
Odette: Well you should, you both clearly like being around each other again.
J2H: We do but right now, a lot is going on. I gotta defend the title, Melody has a movie to shoot.
Those words sting as they come out, knowing how he feels about Melody starring in a movie with Drake Green. He casually talks, trying to hide the real feelings he has.
J2H: And I'm getting offers to be in different federations now from all over America, Canada and even England, so we haven't really spoke about it. Plus SCW always tours after this show, and if it's somewhere like the ass end of Africa, or some remote island in the middle of nowhere, which I wouldn't be shocked at, I wouldn't be in America, if I'm still working for SCW.
Gabriel: Really gonna leave SCW?