Standing at the baggage claim of the Salt Lake City airport Master Lilly has a disapproving look on her face as she stares at Eyesnsane. As Eyesnsane reaches into his jacket pocket and removes a flask and takes a drink from it. After a moment he seems to offer her some of his drink holding the flask toward her as she frowns more. Just then Matt Spears walks up to them with keys in his hand.
Eyesnsane: What?? Have a swig it will improve your mood.
Lin Ting Lu folds her arms in front of her.
Matt: I got the car.
Eyesnsane: Tell me it’s a convertible.
Matt: Yeah it is.
Master Lilly: What did you do Eyes?
Eyesnsane: I ain't do nothing. I don't know what you are talking about.
Master Lilly: I'm talking about our plane being forced to make an emergency landing here because of a bomb threat.
Eyesnsane: Something crazy like that happens and you just assume I had something to do with it?
Master Lilly: There was no alcohol on the flight. Minutes after you find this out we are back on the ground and not in Las Vegas. So...
Eyesnsane: So I don't know what you mean.
Matt: I hope the drive is not going to be like this the whole way. Be sides what sounds more like Eyesnsane, kicking open the cockpit and taking control of the flight, or orchestrating some kind of bomb scare just to get a drink?
Master Lilly: ........................... In light of all that I'll leave the driving to you guys and will be catching another flight soon.
Eyesnsane: Cool that will give the three of us some bonding time. You two can drive first while I drink. I've been sober for about an hour now and it’s just not working for me I'm starting to feel polite.
Matt: He's a voice he's not real.
Eyesnsane: Oh he's real, you’re real, she's real, and this Jack Daniels in this flask is real good.
*He takes a drink from the flask again, turning it all the way up then replaces it in his jacket.*
None for either of you sorry. Anyway I'll let you guys do the mommy thing Master Lilly likes to do with some of her favorites. I see a store where I can get some bottles for the drive I'll be right over there just meet me when you guys are done.
Lin Ting Lu looks at Matt Spears. Still frowning.
Matt Spears: I swear we had nothing to do with it.
Matt Spears is seen holding his laugher as he hears Jon Dough in his head.
Jon Dough: Yea they had nothing to do with it. It was me. He-he
Lin Ting Lu looks at Matt Spears with a slight smile as he unfolds her arms and reaches for her carry on bag.
Master Lilly: Okay I believe you. However I must be checking a flight back to Foshan now. I been told that Orchid has a match booked in L.A.W. and my son Blasted Monk is still not happy with what your friend Eyesnsane did.
Matt chuckles a bit
Matt: He’s not my friend that’s Jon Dough’s friend. But hey Blasted Monk had that coming anyways besides he and Eyesnsane will be working on a team next show in Loin’s Road.
Lin Ting Lu smiles a bit as she to understands that Eyesnsane was in the right for eliminating Blasted Monk form there Battle Royal.
Master Lilly: Well good thing that there tag team match at the next Lion’s Road will be in Las Vegas as well. He won’t have to travel much this week.
Matt Spears: I agree plus I will be there in the stands. I don’t want to go but Jon Dough is not giving me much of a choice.
Master Lilly: I see. Well you have Jon Dough call me when you well you know.
Matt Spears: He will.
Master Lilly: Ok well I have to get going to get a new plane ticket.
Matt Spears: Yeah I should go to who knows what Eyesnsane is up to now.
Lin Ting Lu turns to walk away as she starts walking.
Jon Dough: Wait Master!
We now see Matt Spears wearing his Jon Dough mask. Lin Ting Lu turns back around to face Jon Dough. Jon runs up to her.
Jon Dough: Please have a safe flight. Will I see you Sunday in Vegas when I make my return in SCW?
Lin Ting Lu is seen with all smiles.
Master Lilly: Of course I will. I will be there when you and Eyesnsane have your first match together. I’ll be in the back stage area watching. I would not miss that for anything. As a matter of fact I won’t be there alone.
Jon Dough: What do you mean?
Master Lilly: Well as you know this is the 150 show of C.C. and it is benefiting the Humane Society of the United States Orchid and Song are both big time animal lovers and they are both off this week from there respectable wrestling companies. I called them up and ask them if they would like to be a part of it.
Jon Dough: Really what they say?
Master Lilly: Song said yes but Orchid is unsure if she can make it.
Jon puts his head down for a second as if he is disappointed by Orchid not coming.
Jon Dough: It’s been a long time since I seen them. I miss them hopefully Orchid can make it.
Lin Ting Lu nods a bit.
Master Lilly: I see, well I will let them know that you would like for them to be there.
Jon Dough: Thanks Master Lilly. I should go now. Don’t want to have Eyesnsane waiting for me to long.
Jon Dough bows at Ling Ting Lu she bows as well. Jon Dough turns to walk towards Eyesnsane as Lin Ting Lu makes her way to get a new plane ticket. Jon sees Eyesnsane up ahead but also sees a bath room.
Jon Dough: Oh a bathroom, I should use it before we go on this 6 hour drive to Los Vegas.
Jon Dough enters the restroom few minutes go by and we now see Matt Spears leaving out of the restroom.
Matt spears: Man I feel better now.
Matt Spears approaches Eyesnsane and sees that he is holding a few a bag with what looks like a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle Grey Goose Vodka.
Matt Spears: Oh I see your ready, but what abut me where’s my drink.
Eyesnsane: You drive I drink.
Matt Spears: Damn, well don’t drink it all this time save me a lil some some for later.
Eyesnsane has a fuck you face as he looks at Matt Spears.
Eyesnsane: This is my lunch by your own. Oh I forgot the rent a car is a non smoking car right?
Matt Spears: Yes it is.
Eyesnsane: Just making sure. Hold this bag I need to go back inside the store.
Matt grabs the bag and Eyesnsane heads back in. 5 minutes go by and we see Eyesnsane with a Cigar in his mouth.
Eyesnsane: Now I’m ready.
He removes the cigar from his mouth.
Eyesnsane: Man this damn thing taste so good and fresh. I can’t wait to light this bad boy up.
Matt Spears: I just said that were in a non smoking car right?
Eyesnsane: Are you paying for the rent a car or is Master Wong paying for it?
Matt Spears: You know damn well that Master Wong pays for everything.
Eyesnsane: Exactly so let’s go.
Matt shakes his head as the two proceed to the exit doors to get to there rent a car.
Matt Spears: So what kind of cigar is that anyways?
Eyesnsane: It’s a Le Bijou 1922
Matt Spears: Oh shit, sweet, damn I should get one.
Eyesnsane goes to his jacket pocket but this time not for his flask. Instead he pulls out an extra cigar and hands it to Matt Spears.
Eyesnsane: This is for Jon Dough or you I guess but either way here.
Matt Spears: Cool.
Scene opens with Eyesnsane sleeping in the passenger seat and Matt Spears is driving the car. There in a 2017
The evening is coming to an end as we can see the sun setting we can see the sky is full of color. Matt Spears has his Pandora app open and is heard listening to some music. Matt looks over to his right and sees that Eyesnsane tossing and turning. Matt pulls over real fast to allow the top to go back on. Matt assumes that by doing so Eyesnsane may get to rest a bit better with out the air just smacking him in the face. Matt starts to drive again when all of a sudden he sees a multi colored St. Bernard lying on the side of the road looking at the car.
Jon Dough: Hey you can’t just leave him there.
Matt Spears: Sure I can just watch me.
Jon Dough: No Matt how we going to leave him out here in the middle of nowhere especially knowing that this weeks SCW show is benefiting the Humane Society of the United States.
Matt Spears: And I should care why I’m not booked.
Jon Dough: I said stop the damn car.
Matt loses control of his own body and Jon Dough decides to take over and slams the brakes to the car. This wakes up Eyesnsane a bit.
Eyesnsane: Damn it Matt I’m trying to sleep.
Jon Dough: It’s not Matt its me Jon and I got this you just go back to sleep.
Jon puts his mask on and while he is doing so he sees that the dog running to the car. Jon turns to check on Eyesnsane. He sees that Eyesnsane has knocked out again.
Jon Dough: Damn good thing Eyesnsane drank half that Jack Daniels bottle. But were is that Grey Goose bottle he bought, aw well.
Jon gets out of the car and sees the dog seating behind the car looking at the trunk. Jon looking confused as to way the dog is staring at the trunk.
Jon Dough: Come on boy lets go, get in.
Jon snaps his fingers and the dog walks towards Jon. Jon leans his driver seat forward to let the dog in the car. The dog gets in from behind the driver seat. Jon pulls the seat back and gets in.
Jon Dough: Good boy.
Jon starts to drive again.
Jon Dough: So I have a new dog but this upcoming SCW show I face an old dog in Joshua. I still you him an ass whooping for that bullshit he pulled last time.
Jon looks thru the rear view mirror and sees that the dog is tilting his head to the right a bit.
Jon Dough: Sorry doggy, I used to be a tag team champion till one day my partner Frost and I had to fight Josh and a partner of his choosing. Well Austin which is the brother of Josh must be so bad in the ring that instead of having his own brother help him win the tag team titles he had to choose Frost my own partner.
Dog starts to growl a bit.
Jon Dough: I know doggy here’s the killer part. My own partner said yes to that request. He back stabbed me.
Jon gets on the opposite lane to pass a car up. Jon goes back to his lane.
Jon Dough: I should have seen that coming. You see before I won the titles with Frost I had won the tag team titles in a ladder match along with Aaron Mathews.
Dog tilts his head to the left.
Jon Dough: Aaron was a butt hurt wrestler who got his little feelings hurt over a comment I made. Therefore Aaron made it point to make sure we would lose the titles. Aaron then left like a little bitch because he knew he was going to get an ass whopping by me for that. The kind of ass whopping that Josh will be getting for taking my title away.
Jon looks at the dog.
Jon Dough: For the record if the turd called Frost ever shows back up I have an ass whopping for him to.
Jon starts to laugh a bit
Jon Dough: Hell doggy Austin is sure to get his ass whopped. He must suck so bad that he still has yet to have a profile of himself. SCW just knows that he will be there on Sunday. Good Eyesnsane and I will be showing the brothers who the new and better team is. You see doggy unlike the rest who decided that they didn’t want to work with me I have a partner that does and is more then willing to make sure we are successful in the ring.
Eyesnsane: Kill Em ALL!!
Jon Dough: What was that bro?
Jon looks at Eyesnsane and realizes that he is still sleeping.
Jon Dough: You see doggy I plan on winning for the fans, for the fans that love me and hate me. I go out there for the pure wrestling fan. I give it my all. Josh on the other hand seems to be in a winning streak because of one guy.
Dog makes a noise that sounds like “hmm”
Jon Dough: It took not the fans, not that Josh has many fans to begin with. He clearly is not on a winning streak because of his nobody brother. No ha-ha get this doggy, his winning streak is because he got all butt hurt over what a radio DJ. Oh sorry I mean a “Journalist” said.
Dog tilts his head to the right.
Jon Dough: The "journalist” I’m talking about is called Tommy Knocks.
Jon is heard laughing a bit.
Jon Dough: So it took a dude on the radio to get him on fire. Most wrestlers just need an ass whopping or a few loses not him Josh clearly didn’t care that he has losing but he cared about what one radio DJ thinks of him. No offensive to Tommy but how sad. Anyways Doggy I don’t mean to bore you like how most get bored with Josh. So I shut up now and just keep driving.
Jon keeps driving while listing to some music.
A few hours later. Eyesnsane is asleep in the passenger side of the car and we see not only see that Jon Dough is driving the car, but there is a St. Bernard in the back seat. Eyesnsane turns toward Jon still asleep as the dog begins to lick his face...
Eyesnsane: Mikah...
Jon laughs as the dog continues.
Jon: Oh wait I know who you mean. Damn bro really?
Eyesnsane: Huh, what the fuck? Ah damn it! Okay wait I take a nap and wake up to a guy in a mask driving me around with a dog licking my face.
Jon: Apparently it gives new meaning to the term wet dream.
Eyesnsane: You ain't funny! Stop this car right the fuck now!
Jon: We don't have far to go.
Eyesnsane: Why is there a dog? Where did the dog come from? Which one of you thought this damn thing would be a good idea? And seriously stop the car I got to take a piss.
Jon pulls the car over to the side of the road. Eyesnsane gets out and begins relieving himself by the side of the road. The dog and Jon get out as well.
Jon: I was driving along and he was just sitting in the middle of the road all alone.
Eyesnsane: And?
Jon and so I decided he could come with us because of the whole Humane society thing.
Eyesnsane: Why is there a barrel around its neck?
Jon: I have no idea. When I reached for it he seemed unhappy so I let it be.
Eyesnsane: Unhappy or unstable? You know there's a difference right? Take that Ak.. ak..ak...
Eyesnsane starts laughing as both Jon and the dog look at him while turning their heads slightly.
Eyesnsane: Sorry ever since I heard that episode of The Hotwire when ever I think of this guy I this of somebody trying to hack some flem out of the back of there throat and spit it out. Like that must be how annoying this guy is right? Like when you have popcorn and how it never fails that there is one and you know its usually just one of those fucking yellow things that some how gets stuck in the dumbest way possible between like your teeth and guns, I mean gums.
See he's the kind of guy that's unhappy. Why else would a douche show up and use his time of the mic to dis the president and spout his political views. What is he running for president of Sin City? Does he wanna make wrasslin great again? Really I wish he would make up his freakin mind. I mean just before that he was the Sin City hitman right? Like we are all scared of a guy who is going to come out and recite the preamble to the constitution.
Eyesnsane gives himself a shake as he finishes urinating and proceeds to walk to the trunk of the car where Jon and the dog are.
Eyesnsane: I'll drive the rest of the way, let me have those keys.
Jon hands him the keys as Eyesnsane opens the trunk. He drops a bowl bin on the ground by the dog and then pours a clear liquid into it. Eyesnsane then begins drinking from the same canteen that he just used.
Jon: I thought you didn’t like the dog?
Eyesnsane: I don't like the dog. But if he's just gonna sit there and chill while I talk about kicking this guys ass oh and his mysterious brother I'm not going to be rude.
Jon: So being nice is giving the dog hot water from the trunk?
The dog is slurping up the liquid at a rapid pace. Eyesnsane looks down at the dog with a growing smile on his face.
Eyesnsane: Oh that isn’t water..
Jon: What?
Eyesnsane: Exactly, what we are going to have to do is kick these guys’ asses. While I may be new to Sin City I sure as hell ain't new to wrestling. I ain't new to fighting and Jon let me tell you I ain't new to championships. You and I are going to the top of the mountain and this is our first step. This is the first team they dared to put in our way. Josh Aquino...
Jon: Acquin.
Eyesnsane: Whatever no body likes him and he has no friends. If he did he would not have to bully his brother into fighting with him. I'll see how tough he is when I hit him in the face with a few of these elbows. I'll see just how hard he is when I lock his ass up in a submission move, or drive some knees to the face.
See it's not that I don't like him. I just don't like the kind of guy he is. My elbows though, they don't like his face. Either way I'll take immense pleasure in shutting his damn mouth. Oh and I hope his brother can fight. I hope his brother knows that Josh has a mouth that writes hellah checks and I say we cash in. I ain't none of Constantine so if they think it’s gonna be easy. If they think it's going to be a walk in the park they got another thing coming. I'm glad you had been sending me those SCW DVD's cause I know you got beef with this dude and I'm gonna help you suffocate it like saran wrap!
Eyesnsane closes the trunks while taking another drink from the canteen. Eyesnsane then heads back over to the driver’s seat and pushes it forward...
Eyesnsane: C'mon dog!
The dog licks the empty bowel once more and runs into the car behind Eyesnsane and lies down on the back seat. Jon gets in the passenger seat and Eyesnsane gets in and the drive continues.
Jon: So now you like the dog?
Eyesnsane: I don't know what you talking about that's your damn dog and it better not fuck up my shit or I will make a special Chinese dish out of it. I promise you Jon. You'll be eating some food all like mmmm... this is good Eyesnsane what is it? I'll just be looking at you like it’s your long lost friend.
Jon: That's not cool.
Eyesnsane: Neither is that dog, yet.
Jon: Huh.....?
Eyesnsane: I’ll explain it later…
