[Jessie Salco]

 Jessie ended up on the receiving end of the pin-fall in the Triple Threat Absolution Match which was ultimately won by Crystal Hilton, however this week with Despayre in charge she had a whole new opportunity, in fact the whole Bombshell Roster had an opportunity as Despayre had booked an open invitational battle royal for a chance at the Bombshell Championship, that was interesting enough for Jessie but alongside Mikah there was another guaranteed entrant, Jessie’s old rival Celeste North.

The hatred between them was well documented at this point so there was no point in going over it again but Mikah? Jessie has never competed against her since Mikah joined SCW alongside the rest of the Rejects but this was a golden opportunity for Jessie to propel herself to the top of the food chain in the Bombshell division.

As for who else had signed up to compete, Natalie McKinley was making a surprise return to compete in the Battle Royal but aside from her no else had come forward but that was bound to change soon especially since Jessie was planning to compete but can Jessie upset the other divas in the match and win whilst getting another win over Celeste?

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 8th of January 2016, 16:30pm

It’s been an eventful couple of weeks.

Between the Taipei Death Match, the Absolution Match and everything Celeste North, well let’s just say that the last few weeks of 2015 haven’t exactly been that peaceful to say the very least but with the feud with Celeste finally over I can rest easy right?

Yeah, it’s never that easy in the wrestling business.

Last week I took my loss in the Absolution Match as well as I could but as soon as I heard that not only was Celeste in an Open Invitational Battle Royal but said Battle Royal was for the SCW Bombshell Championship there was no way in hell that I couldn’t grab that opportunity by the throat! I’ll be the first to admit that the SCW Bombshell Championship isn’t even the main reason I signed up for this match, rather it was Celeste.

And anyone who’s been watching SCW over the past year knows why.

Granted Celeste isn’t the only other competitor in the match, so far Natalie McKinley has signed up as well but I don’t see her getting in the building after what happened the last time she was anywhere near a world title but aside from her no one else has stepped forward, well until this promo goes on the air that is, Mikah is pretty much the only Bombshell in the match (so far) that I’ve never faced so far but there’s a first time for everything.

No matter how many Bombshells sign up I’ll win the match, become the youngest ever Bombshell Champion at 25 and the youngest Gland Slam Champion on top of that, getting revenge on Celeste will be the icing on the cake.

“Err, Jess, what YouTubers do you subscribe too again?” Jake asked once he saw me enter the room, Jake was at his laptop taking a break from the Gaming PC to check on Social Media in general whilst Shane was off in the garage getting some drum practice in.

“You do know that that’s a long list, right?” I asked and Jake nodded. “For former Blip TV stuff I watch Radio Dead Air, Happy Viking, Rocked Reviews, Atop the Fourth Wall, Anime Abandon and Count Jackula, for music I watch Coverkillernation, for gaming I watch Markiplier, JackSepticEye, Minx, Yamimash, Totalbiscuit, Sinow, ManlyBadassGamer, Projared, both his review and Let’s Play channels, and Angry Joe and for general fucked up stuff I watch Rob Dyke’s channel.” I responded and Jake winced. “What?”

“You haven’t heard about the recent controversy surrounding Yamimash, haven’t you?” Jake asked as I sat down and set my drink down, like I said yesterday on Twitter I had heard of it but I thought it was just some asshole trying to ruin a promising YouTuber’s career by stirring up shit.

“You mean the pedophile allegations right?” I asked and Jake nodded with a grimace. “Yeah I heard, I thought it was just some troll though.”

“It wasn’t.” Jake responded before turning the laptop around so I could see the screen, on it was the YouTube page for a Yamimash video entitled “My Side Explained” and I hit play, the video was just over seventeen minutes long and it featured Yamimash and his girlfriend Jess (no, not me, pretty sure the Jess in the vid is a lot taller than me for one thing) and, yeah, it was pretty hard to sit through and whilst all he did was flirt with the fourteen year old girl posing as someone of legal age it still stirred up a shitstorm. “So, any thoughts on that?”

“Thoughts? The girl lied about her age and got him in trouble with the police and nearly ruined his relationship with his girlfriend.” I responded as I took a sip from my drink, this bullshit just pisses me off, not just for the false allegations but the fact that this could easily happen to someone in SCW, not the exact same thing but still. “Whoever the shit stirrer is can go fuck himself too.”

“Well put, granted he’s not exactly in the right either since he was flirting with another woman whilst in a relationship but still.” Jake responded as he turned the laptop around and went back to the YouTube homepage. “Just a thought but maybe you should exercise some caution if a fan contacts you through social media, I don’t think I need to tell you that your career will pretty much be over if the same thing happened to you.”

“I don’t have any fans as friends on Facebook anyway, I wanted to avoid crazy stalkers and the like.” I responded as I took another sip. “I’m perfectly fine with fans who want an autograph or to have their picture taken with me but anything beyond that? Especially now that I’m married?”

“Well yeah but Shane mentioned that he was a wrestling fan when you messaged him through that dating site.” Jake pointed out and I shook my head.

“That was different, we were chatting with the intention of starting a romantic relationship, it just happened to come up after he mentioned that he was a wrestling fan.” I responded as I took another sip, I heard the door to the garage open and I looked over my shoulder seeing Shane enter the room with his hands in his pockets. “How’s the practice going?”

“Well, I still have some ways to go before I can play along to any Cannibal Corpse song but I’m getting there.” Shane responded as he walked up to us. “What’s up with you guys?”

“We were just talking about some YouTuber controversy, not that big a deal.” I responded with a shrug as I finished my drink, it may have mattered to the people involved for obvious reasons but for now I have other things on my mind. “Besides, we still need to decide what we’re having for dinner later.”

“Give me a few minutes to look in the fridge and I’ll work my magic.” Shane said as he rubbed his hands together with a grin on his face, we still don’t know if his application for MasterChef Series 7 has been accepted or not but one thing was for certain and that was the fact that he was still a damn good cook. “By the way, did you by the extra beer for the Hell’s Kitchen Season Premier?”

“That’s in the fridge as well.” I responded and Shane grinned in response. “Do you really think that Manda will be the main source of your hangover in the first ep?”

“Her signature dish is Cornflake Fried Scallops, unless she ends up being like La Tasha from Season 13 I don’t see her lasting that long on the show.” Shane responded as he turned towards the kitchen. “Jake do you want anything specific or do you want Chef’s Surprise again?”

“Considering that the last time I had “Chef’s Surprise” I got food poisoning I’ll pick.” Jake responded as he stood up and Shane frowned, it wasn’t Shane’s fault as one of the Scallops Shane had cooked for Jake at the time ended up being funny and, well, you can guess the rest, anyway as the boys went into the kitchen I decided to do my promo.

“You know, I was ready to take the week off following the Absolution Match but then Despayre went and booked the Open Invitation Battle Royal with Celeste and Mikah as the only guaranteed participants and I was like “fuck the week off! This is a golden opportunity to kill two birds with one stone!” and, well, here I am getting ready for the Battle Royal.”

I said with a grin on my face.

“So far there are only four competitors in the Battle Royal counting myself, Mikah and Celeste with Natalie McKinley, provided she can get past Christian that is, but the Battle Royal is open to the whole Bombshell Roster and Mikah’s Bombshell Title is on the line to boot, as far as I’m concerned this match may as well have included me as a third guaranteed participant because there was no way in hell I was saying no to this!”

First up is Celeste.

“Celeste, how someone with just a few months of experience under her belt got a guaranteed spot in the Battle Royal is beyond me but I’m not complaining, you see Celeste our little blood feud may have ended at December 2 Dismember III but there is still the little matter of the tie we have, one win apiece and now we find ourselves in this match! Celeste, the only person who’ll embarrass herself is you as you struggle to keep up with the me, Natalie, the rest of the Bombshell Roster and Mikah to a lesser extent and at the end of the day I will break the tie.”

And now onto the champ!

“Mikah, we’ve never faced off in the ring but already I hate your guts but then again I hate fake bitches in general, just look at my well-documented hatred of the Mean Girls if you want an example of that and you’re just a piss poor Mean Girls impersonator who’s somehow managed to hold onto the belt for almost as long as Delia herself! This Sunday your reign will end and my reign as the youngest Bombshell and Grand Slam Champion will begin!”

Last but not least is Natalie.

“As for Natalie, I’m not even sure why I’m bothering with her because it’s pretty obvious from where I stand that there’s no way in hell that Christian will let you into the building after what happened at Summer XXXTreme III but let’s be generous and say that, by some miracle, Christian lets you into the building and lets you compete, what then? I know you’ve been competing in some Japanese promotion since Summer XXXTreme III but I don’t watch that promotion so I don’t know how well you’ve been doing over there, it won’t matter anyway because I have my eyes on the gold!”

And no one’s standing in my way.

“I don’t care who else signs up for the Battle Royal, whether it’s Veronica Taylor, Traci Peterson, Sam Marlowe, Twisted Sister, The Fallen, The Angel Clan or Team Hero because as I see it there’s no way in hell that I’m not walking out as the new Bombshell Champion! Go ahead, underestimate me, see if I give a fuck because I’m used to it by now and you guys had better get used to me as your new Bombshell Champion!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I may be the youngest and shortest in the match but that’s never stopped me before and it won’t stop me from winning the title on Sunday night! Mikah, Natalie, Celeste, everyone else on the Bombshell Roster are being put on notice because after Climax Control airs on Sunday Night there will be a new SCW Bombshell Champion and she’ll be me, the Heavy Metal Bitch Jessie Salco!”

I went into the kitchen to see what the boys were up too as the scene fades.