Sailing and Slipping Away
~*~Day One~*~
~*~Sunday August 16th
~*~The Cruise Sets Sail~*~
If you had asked me a year and a half ago where I saw my life headed, I probably would have laughed in your face, because being part of the Summer XXXTreme cruise on the Sun Princess Cruiser Liner at this moment in time definitely wasn’t something I ever imagined. This isn’t normally my thing, because let’s face it, I’m not one of those self-absorbed whores whose main focus is to work on my tan for the entire week. I’ve been on the ship for barely five minutes and I’m pretty sure I saw several chicks with their tits and asses hanging out, laying in lounge chairs. Me, however? I’m just searching my way around the ship, trying to find my damn room.
You know what’s not surprising to me? It’s not surprising in the slightest that my room…the room of a Nobody…is probably on the lowest deck. I clearly haven’t been given a luxurious suite or anything even remotely close to it. When I walk up to the door with my room number on it, I put the key into the lock and turn it. Moments later, I push the door open and get the first glimpse of my sleeping accommodations for the next week. I drop my duffel bag on the floor just inches inside the room and roll my eyes and what I see.
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~*~LEX~*~: This is bullshit. THIS is what they offer their superstars and Bombshells these days? Mark Ward’s and Christian Underwood’s bathrooms are probably bigger than this!
I shake my head as I take the few steps it takes to reach the bed. I plop down on the foot of the bed and then lay down, staring at the ceiling. I think about the majority of the SCW Bombshells and Superstars who are further up on the ship, enjoying their suites with balconies and the like while I’m stuck in this small ass room with a tiny window.
~*~LEX~*~: Good thing I’m not claustrophobic otherwise this would be a major problem.
I let out a sigh and sit up on the bed. I look around the room, if you can even really call it that, and run my hand through my hair as my thoughts wander.
~*~LEX~*~: This wouldn’t be a problem if I had a shitload of money like everyone else and could have reserved one of the damn suites.
I bury my head in my hands, letting the frustrations from the past year and a half make a return. Sure, I get an SCW paycheck and I’ve got money, but anyone who believes the other skanks that say they get paid an outrageous amount of money by these pricks is just out of their minds. SCW doesn’t pay shit, and this little room I’m in proves it.
~*~LEX~*~: Oh, that’s right, Lex. You did have a shitload of money until some dickwad stole it. You just had to be a fuck up then to let that happen, didn’t you?
I continue talking to myself for a moment as my mind once again goes back to a year and a half ago…to the night I left home. And to the moment I made a decision that would guarantee I could never go back. At least in my eyes…
~*~FLASHBACK~*~
January 24th, 2014
It’s the middle of the night, following the big eighteenth birthday bash for my identical twin sister, Riley. It was apparently supposed to be for the both of us, but it was far from a celebration for me. I wasn’t allowed to invite any of my friends, not that any of them would want to be there anyway, and everyone who did show up were only paying attention to my blonde haired attention whore twin sister. I wasn’t exactly going to stick around and deal with it any longer, so I got out of there as quick as I could, heading back home…if you could even call it that.
Once I’m sure that everyone is sound asleep, I get moving. I should have left earlier, but I was undecided until now. I quickly get to my feet and head over to my closet where I’ve left my packed bag. I grab my duffel bag and sling it over my shoulder and head towards the door. I look around my bedroom one last time, making sure there is nothing else I need before I grab my other bag, a backpack, and walk out of the room.
I slowly head downstairs hoping with everything that I have left in me that the stairs don’t make any creaking noises and wake up my sister or my parents. I have one last thing to grab before I leave, and it’s the most important. The one last fuck you to my parents and my saving grace.
Money.
My parents aren’t completely smart when it comes to their money. They have plenty of it in the bank, don’t get me wrong, but they’re the stupid fucks that also keep a boatload in the safe downstairs. Stupidest decision they’ve ever made, but I’m sure they never imagined that their own daughter would be the one to rob them of their hard earned cash, right? What my father failed to realize is that I’d watched him secretly when he was putting another wad of cash in the safe, so I saw the combination.
Jackpot!
I make my way to the safe and quietly put in the combination. I’m relieved and overjoyed when I hear the click of the lock and the door pops open a few seconds later. I close my eyes and take in a deep breath when I open the door. When I open my eyes and stare at the contents of the safe, the only thing I’m looking at is the glorious amount of cash they have stored in there.
I have to think quick when I’m taking the cash from the safe. I don’t even check how much I’m taking, but I’d have to guess several thousand, and I tuck it safely into my backpack. As much as I want to, I don’t take it all, instead choosing to leave just a little bit. Not only that, but I don’t close the safe the whole way before I leave. I want them to know…I want them to see.
I don’t even look back when I walk out the front door and raise the hood over my head, walking away into the night. I don’t have a plan or an end destination. I just want to get as far away from here as possible and by the time they wake up in a few hours, I’ll be long gone.
And for the first time…I feel free. I feel full of hope.
~*~END FLASHBACK~*~
Back To Reality…
~*~LEX~*~: How fuckin’ stupid was I? Carrying all that cash in my damn backpack!
I smack myself in the head for good measure, thinking about all that cash I had. Yes, had. I had it for a good amount of time, but shortly after getting to Vegas, I woke up to find that some douchebag had stolen it from my backback when I was sleeping. I don’t know who do it, and I couldn’t very well go to the cops about it because I stole it in the first place!
So…I was screwed. I had no money. I had no job and I had no place to live. I was forced to take Tim up on his offer to crash in his dad’s office at the Staggs’ Dungeon. Don’t get me wrong, that sofa was pretty damn comfortable, but to this day I don’t think his dad has any idea that I was staying there. Ah well, who cares.
I let out a sigh, looking around the room once again and the silence starts to irritate me.
~*~LEX~*~: Shit I’m not gonna just sit around in this tiny ass room and go deaf. I guess I should go find Tim and Connor and see what they’re up to.
I stand up and walk the few feet to the door and head out.
A few hours later…
A lot of good that really did me. I found Tim and Connor and the other Nobodies, but Tim, of course, is still pissed off at me. Hell, he’s pissed off at a lot of people right now, but I’m sure everyone will see the reason why in his promo this week. Can’t say I blame him on this one, though. That shit is fuuuuuucked up and he has every reason to be pissed off.
I’m heading back to my room now, ready to crash for a bit. I’m enjoying a quick smoke as I make my way around the deck when I hear a voice calling behind me.
“ALEX! ALEX WAIT!â€
~*~LEX~*~: Fuck…no.
I stop dead in my tracks and take in a deep puff of my menthol cigarette. I close my eyes and as I turn around, I let the smoke out of my lungs, preparing to open my eyes. I know who I am about to see, but I am not fully prepared. When I open my eyes, there she is standing right in front of me.
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~*~LEX~*~: Riley?!
My identical twin sister throws her arms around me in a warm embrace, which I do not return. She is almost sobbing into my shoulder as we reunite for the first time in a year and a half and she has the biggest smile on her face when she backs away. To say that I am shocked to see her is an understatement and it is taking everything in my power not to throw her overboard. She yanks the cigarette from my mouth and flicks it over into the ocean.
~*~RILEY~*~: Gross! When did you smart smoking?!
She tries to hug me again, but I shove her away much to her surprise.
~*~LEX~*~: Riley, what the fuck are you doing here?! How did you find me?!
~*~RILEY~*~: Hey, Alex. It’s great to see you, too, sis.
I smile and laugh sarcastically, wanting nothing to do with my sister.
~*~LEX~*~: I’m sorry, did I give the impression that it was great to see you? Because it’s not. So again, I’m going to ask…What the fuck are you doing here?
Riley folds her arms across her chest, disappointed that I don’t show the same excitement in seeing her. She runs her hand through her long blonde hair and looks around before her eyes fall back on me.
~*~RILEY~*~: I had all but given up hope on ever seeing you again, but a friend of mine from school came to me when he said he saw me on this SCW show. Well, as it turns out, it was you.
~*~LEX~*~: Obviously, but that doesn’t answer my question.
Riley sighs, and if she wastes any more of my time I’m liable to just walk away.
~*~RILEY~*~: Why wouldn’t I be here?! Alex, I’ve been so worried about you this last year!
~*~LEX~*~: Stop…calling me—
She holds up her hands defensively.
~*~RILEY~*~: I know, I know. You suddenly hate me calling you Alex. Look, how could you expect me to stay back in Arizona when I knew exactly where you were going to be?
~*~LEX~*~: Because I left, Riley! I left for a damn reason! I wanted nothing more to do with you or your parents!
~*~RILEY~*~: OUR parents, Alexis!
I shake my head and laugh, clenching my fists at my side. It’s taking every ounce of will power in me not to punch her in the face right now.
~*~LEX~*~: That may be true by blood, Riley, but when it comes to actions? They couldn’t give a fuck about me! They never have! It’s always been about you, Riley!
~*~RILEY~*~: If you’d just come home with me, we could all sit down and talk. As a family!
I burst out laughing, bringing my hands up to my hair, pulling at it. The frustration is just building and building and it’s only getting more dangerous for her.
~*~LEX~*~: Riley, you really think that’s possible? Even if it were, I DON’T WANT TO!
Riley looks absolutely heartbroken and I can say that I honestly don’t care.
~*~RILEY~*~: Alexis...I saw you that night. I watched you leave.
My eyes widen and I’m truly shocked to hear this. It doesn’t matter, though, because I don’t care.
~*~LEX~*~: So? Why the hell should I care? I’m glad you didn’t try to stop me.
~*~RILEY~*~: Look, I know you needed time away Alexis. I know you were hurting and to be honest, it’s probably good that you didn’t come back for the first couple of months…
I laugh and nod.
~*~LEX~*~: You’re not helping your case any, Riley.
~*~RILEY~*~: Alexis, you stole money from Mom and Dad. A LOT of money I might add. If you had showed up, I would have had to fight them tooth and nail not to have you arrested on the spot!
~*~LEX~*~: Riley, you’re seriously about two seconds away from having my fist meet your face…
Riley doesn’t seem to heed my warning as she takes a step forward and takes a hold of my hands, looking at me with a pleading look in her eyes.
~*~RILEY~*~: Please, Alexis…Please come home with me. We can talk to them together—
~*~LEX~*~: It’s NEVER going to happen, Riley! So shut the fuck up about it already!
I’ve had enough of her and this conversation. My blood is boiling at this point and I need a cigarette right now. Better yet, I need…something else. Something that is back in my room and the only thing that can relieve my stress at the level it is right now. I turn away from my sister and she grabs my arm to try and stop me. I bring my fist up, nearly punching her but she quickly releases my arm and jumps away from me.
~*~LEX~*~: Next time I won’t stop myself, Riley. Stay the fuck away from me!
I make sure she knows that I’m serious with the fiery look in my eyes. I turn and storm away, ignoring all the stares from those on the ship who have witnessed the rocky reunion between my sister and I. But I’m not focused on them. I’m only focused on getting back to my room and to the one thing that I know will calm me down. I had been able to resist, but seeing my sister again has sent me over the edge and there is nothing holding me back any longer.
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~*~Day Two~*~
~*~Stress Level…Lowered?~*~
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What a difference a day makes. I knew what I had to do to lower my stress level and release some of this frustration. I am in no way happy that Riley is aboard this cruise and I could run in to her again at any point. But if I do? When I do? I have my sure fire way of dealing with the stress and the bullshit, because Tim sure as hell doesn’t want to be around me right now.
I’m pretty sure that most of the people on board the ship should be sleeping right now…at least anyone who knows me probably is. So I’m taking the opportunity to take a quiet and private dip in the hot tub. This normally isn’t my thing, and I sure as shit wouldn’t get into a swimming suit in front of anyone else. I’ve got no reason or desire to flaunt my body to the whole world like most of the other sluts on the Bombshell roster, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need a little relaxation every now and then.
So I sneak my way to the hot tub and to my relief, no one else is around. I’m wearing one of those complimentary robes they leave in the bathrooms, thinking it has come in handy tonight. I turn on the jets to the hot tub and look around one last time, making absolutely sure the coast is clear and I take the robe off, hanging it on one of the hooks. My bikini is nothing special, just a pair of boy short bottoms and matching top, and I step into the awesomely warm water. Okay, I’m not even sure awesomely is a word, but it is today because that is all I can think of describe this.
~*~LEX~*~: Now this is what I’m talking about. A nice relaxing hot tub all to myself.
I sink down a little further into the water and lean my head against the side of the hot tub and close my eyes. I drift off into LaLa land for a bit that I don’t even hear someone else get into the hot tub with me. Several minutes goes by when I hear someone clearing their throat, and before I open my eyes I know who it is.
~*~LEX~*~: If you continue to stalk me, you’re really going to piss me off more than I already am. Why can’t you just leave me alone?
I raise my head and open my eyes, once again looking at Riley. She has her blonde hair pulled back into a messy pony tail and she’s smiling, apparently having forgotten anything that happened yesterday.
~*~RILEY~*~: Because you’re my sister and regardless of how you feel about me right now, I still love you.
~*~LEX~*~: Ya know, all I wanted to do most of this week before my match on Sunday was try and relax a little and have a good time. Between my buddy Tim being pissed off at me and you showing up here, so far I’m having a really shitty week. So, thanks for that, Riley.
Riley lets out a sigh and runs her hands along the top of the water. I lean my head back, trying my best to pretend she isn’t here, but my sister is determined to make her presence known.
~*~RILEY~*~: I met your friend Tim yesterday. Seems like a nice enough kid. Is he your boyfriend or something?
She met Tim? Tim met her? This is news to me and I once again lower my head, staring at her in complete shock.
~*~LEX~*~: You…you met Tim?
She nods with a smile.
~*~RILEY~*~: Oh yeah. I was looking around for you and I ran into him. I figured he knew you because of his reaction when he saw me. You didn’t answer my question though, sis. Is he your boyfriend?
I snarl and shake my head. Of course she would ask that.
~*~LEX~*~: No, he’s not. He’s just my best friend. Or used to be. I don’t even know right now.
~*~RILEY~*~: Oh I get it. It’s a friend zone situation, isn’t it? It’s cool. You don’t need to—
~*~LEX~*~: Look it’s really none of your damn business, Riley, so just shut up okay? I don’t even know why I’m still talking to you. Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
Riley shrugs, keeping the smile on her face. She clearly is enjoying talking to me again and all I’d like to do is punch that smile off her face.
~*~RILEY~*~: I could ask you the same question you know. Come on, Lexi. We’re twins. As much as you hate to admit it, we have a lot in common. When you had trouble sleeping, so did I.
~*~LEX~*~: Oh geez. Please don’t start with the twin telepathy bullshit again.
~*~RILEY~*~: I know you don’t believe any of it, but I do, Lexi. There have been times over the past year and a half when I got these awful feelings in my gut and I was immediately worried sick about you. The worst was about a month after you left.
I immediately go silent as I put two and two together. Riley has always been the more instinctive one between us. Maybe that was because the bad shit was always happening to me? Either way, I don’t really care. I don’t feed into her shit, but my silence is enough to tell her that her instinct was right.
~*~RILEY~*~: I was right, wasn’t I? Something happened to you? Oh my God, Lexi! What happened?
~*~LEX~*~: Nothing happened, Riley so just drop it. I’m just fine as you can tell.
~*~RILEY~*~: Yeah you’re fine now, but you weren’t then were you? Lexi, please talk—
I’ve had about more than I can take of Riley’s nosiness, so I splash water at her and let out a growl. Knowing she’s not going to leave me alone, I stand up and get out of the hot tub quickly, reaching for my robe. Riley stands up a moment later and when I turn around I see a shocked and concerned look on her face.
~*~RILEY~*~: Oh…My…God! Alexis you’re still doing what I think you’re doing, aren’t you?!
I tie the robe around my waste and look at her, shaking my head.
~*~LEX~*~: I have no idea what you’re talking about, Riley. Seriously, just leave me alone.
~*~RILEY~*~: Like hell! I have every right to be worried about you! Why won’t you let me help you?!
I take a threatening step towards her, getting right in her face.
~*~LEX~*~: Because you’re NOT helping me, Riley! I swear to God…if I lose this match on Sunday because you can’t leave me the fuck alone, I will hunt you down and beat the fuck out of you. Twin sister or not!
~*~RILEY~*~: Lexi…you need help! You can’t hide those marks for—
In a fit of rage, I shove her hard and she falls backwards into the hot tub. By this time, a crewmember from the ship has arrived on the scene as I’m glaring down at Riley, pointing at her with an even more furious look in my eyes than yesterday.
~*~LEX~*~: I’m not going to warn you again, Riley. If you don’t stay the FUCK away from me, I’ll toss your ass overboard next time! Stay the fuck out of my life!
The crewmember doesn’t even have a chance to speak as I storm off and away from the hot tub. He helps Riley out of the hot tub and much like yesterday I’m focused on getting back to my room. Riley is the only one who knows my secret and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let anyone else find out.
Fuck it…I’m just going to stay in my cabin the rest of the week. Maybe I won’t even show up for this bullshit match against Samantha Marlowe on Sunday.
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~*~Day 4~*~
~*~Hiding Away…Into The Darkness~*~
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After the second, and hopefully last confrontation with Riley, I decided to lock myself in my cabin for the remainder of the cruiser. I mean, that’s the best bet in making sure I don’t see her face again, right?
Once I got back to my room, I did a little de-stressing and it helped me relax…a lot. I changed into some pajama pants and a tank top and plopped on the bed, and about five minutes after my head hit the pillow, I was out. It came as a shock to me, because I normally don’t sleep a lot…ever…but I think the combination of the lack of sleep and crazy amount of stress finally caught up with me. Not that I’m complaining because I have nothing better to do anyway. Getting hours upon hours of sleep is just fine and dandy with me.
It apparently isn’t fine with someone else as I’m startled awake, after I don’t know how many hours, by a pounding on my door. I just barely lift my head off the pillow and through still sleepy, and uncaring eyes, I yell at whoever is at my door.
~*~LEX~*~: Go away! I’m tryin’ to sleep!
I hear a woman laughing and I almost think it’s Riley but the voice that follows gives away just who it is. At least to me.
~*~NOBODY~*~: That’s all fine and dandy with me, Lexi, but I’ve been sent here to get your ass to the gym.
I bury my head further into the pillow and laugh. Oh, gee, Tim sent his new best friend to check up on me. Maybe to beat the shit out of me again just for shits and giggles. I don’t really know, and I don’t really care.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Look you and Tim might be at each other’s throats right now, but Connor sent me. He said you need to get ready this match on Sunday.
~*~LEX~*~: I don’t care! Leave me the fuck alone before—
Don’t ask me how, but the bitch somehow has a spare key to my room and a few seconds later, she’s barging in. I may know what she looks like, but she’s still now allowed to show anyone her face until her initiation. Whenever that may be.
~*~NOBODY~*~: As fun as it would be, I really don’t feel like dragging your ass out of that bed, but I’m sure if I report back to Connor, he’d have no—
~*~LEX~*~: How the hell did you get a key?! Get the fuck out of my room!
She laughs, and twirls the key in her hand.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Geez, and to think they thought so highly of you to initiate you first. You must really want to get humiliated when that Marlowe chick beats your ass. Maybe she’ll do you a favor and toss you overboard while she’s at it.
I let out a growl and grab one of my pillows, throwing it at her. She steps to the side quickly and it misses her and now that I’m wide awake, I jump out of bed and storm over to her, trying to get the key from her.
~*~LEX~*~: I’ll be glad to initiate you on Sunday if that’s what ya want, bitch. Just give me back my damn key and leave me the fuck alone like I said!
When I go to yank the key away from her, she pulls her arm back, and then waves her other hand in front of her face, as if she had just smelled something rotten.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Shit girl! When was the last time you took a shower!
I roll my eyes and turn away from her.
~*~LEX~*~: Fuck people are really doing their best to annoy the shit out of me on this cruise aren’t they? You can run back to Connor and tell him I’m not interested in any training sessions. Good to know that he’s concerned and not Tim though.
~*~NOBODY~*~: I don’t know what the hell is going on between you two, and I don’t really care. That beef is between you two.
~*~LEX~*~: Oh please. I bet it makes you happy as a fucking clam because Tim is all up in your shit now, right? Spare me the bullshit.
She rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest.
~*~NOBODY~*~: If you’re really set on losing this match on Sunday, I couldn’t care less, but as I said I’ve been sent to get you and I really don’t feel like dealing with the wrath of Connor. He’s in a bad enough mood as it is. And I really don’t feel like forcing you to take a shower—
~*~LEX~*~: If you so much as try and force me into the shower, I will throw your ass overboard. I already want to throw my sister overboard…
~*~NOBODY~*~: That shit is so weird to me. I was confused as hell when I saw her walking around.
I roll my eyes and lower my head. Great…everyone knows my sister is on the cruise.
~*~LEX~*~: Yeah, I know I brought her up, but I’m going to put an end to talking about her right now. Fuck I could so use a drink right now…
~*~NOBODY~*~: Then why don’t you get your ass in the shower and go get a few drinks with me. Cause some trouble or something…
I laugh and shake my head.
~*~LEX~*~: Are you offering to buy booze for me? I mean, I’m fine with that but—
~*~NOBODY~*~: Hell no! The drinking age is eighteen remember? You can buy your own alcohol!
~*~LEX~*~: Fuck I forgot! That shit is music to my ears and it’s just what I need right now. Shit, you know what sounds fun?
She shakes her head and I stand up and walk over to my duffel bag to get some clean clothes.
~*~LEX~*~: Connor thinks I need a training session, right?
~*~NOBODY~*~: Well…you sort of do.
~*~LEX~*~: Ever wrestled drunk?
I grin wickedly from ear to ear and I think she does the same as she nods.
~*~LEX~*~: I’ll meet you up on deck in a little bit. I’m gonna take a shower. But don’t get started without me! I don’t want you puking all over me.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Please…I’m capable of holding my liquor thank you very much.
She walks out of my room confidently as I disappear into the bathroom. I take a few extra minutes to lower my stress level a little more. That mixed with the booze in a little while will be sure to loosen me up quite a bit.
Several hours later…
Thank God for a legal drinking age of eighteen! That finally gave me something to do to have fun on this damn cruise without having to sneak around to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem in sneaking around…but it’s more fun to do it without someone trying to stop me. I think.
I really need to give this chick the benefit of the doubt because the bitch can drink. I lost track of how much we drank so I’m not entirely sure who beat who, but it doesn’t really matter. We’re all set to go for our training session, but we have one little problem.
We can’t find the gym…or Connor!
~*~LEX~*~: Duuude. W-where da fack are we?
She stumbles into me, knocking me against a wall and laughs as she points at me.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Diiid you jus’ say fack?
She laughs and this sends me into a fit of drunken giggles.
~*~LEX~*~: I sure did! I…think anyway.
I stand up, very unsteadily and throw my arm around her shoulder.
~*~LEX~*~: We needs to find da gym, girl. I..*belches*…need to poopare for Sammi Marloaf!
She looks at me confused, yet highly amused.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Poopare? Dude maybe we should find you a toilet!
~*~LEX~*~: Fuuuck you, asshat! You know…what I meant!
She nods and we start stumbling around again trying to find out way to the gym.
~*~NOBODY~*~: I do, but…it was still funny as hell. Oh! Hiii Connor muh-man!
I glance up just as we’re about to run right into Connor. He’s got a cigarette between his lips and once he lays eyes on us, he knows full well that we’re drunk off our asses and he lets out a chuckle.
~*~CON~*~: Oh shite…Are ye kiddin’ me? You went drinkin’ without me?!
I place my hand on Connor’s shoulder and nod. I let out another belch, getting another taste of the alcohol I just consumed and it nearly comes right back up. Connor and our masked friend take a quick step away.
~*~LEX~*~: We were jus’ comin’ to find you, Con! Hows about that…trainin’ session me boyooo?!
In my drunken stupor I try to put on my best Connor impression, but it turns out to be my worst. Our masked friend laughs, and I start laughing again but Connor just shakes his head.
~*~CON~*~: That was hours ago, darlin’ and right now, yer in no condition to—
I roll my eyes and let out a growl.
~*~LEX~*~: Wwwwhatever, Connie! You’re jus’ scared of…getting’ your Irish asssss beat by a drunken female!
Connor lets out a loud laugh and he looks to our masked friend. She holds her hands up and shakes her head.
~*CON~*~: Alright darlin’. Let’s have it yer way.
Before I know it, and before I even have a chance to protest, Connor picks me up and tosses me over his shoulder. Our masked friend is laughing uncontrollably and I’m kicking in screaming…horribly I might add..as Connor carries me around the deck, towards the gym.
~*~LEX~*~: Connor! This is not…such a great…idea!
He laughs but doesn’t put me down.
~*~CON~*~: Not so tough now are ye, love?
I’m fighting back the urge to throw up, but a part of me is about to say fuck it and just let loose, when I’m tossed on my ass in the middle of a ring set up in the gym. Our masked friend is still laughing and I glare at her.
~*~LEX~*~: Shut up would ya?! Fuck…Connor I was about ready to puke all over you!
~*~CON~*~: Stand up.
I look up at Connor and laugh.
~*~LEX~*~: I’m sorry, I don’t take orders—
Connor reaches down and pulls me to my feet. I’m still very unsteady and suddenly regretting this decision now.
~*~CON~*~: Is this how ye plan to show up to yer match on Sunday? Drunk off yer arse?!
I laugh again.
~*~LEX~*~: Maybe…maybe not.
Connor shakes his head and sighs.
~*~CON~*~: Alright then. Might as well prepare ye then. Hit me.
I look past Connor to our masked friend. She’s still laughing and I roll my eyes again, looking back to Connor. He’s dead serious and stands there, waiting for me to hit him. I turn around, acting as if I’m going to walk away when I try to take him by surprise. I attempt a clothesline, which backfires as he ducks it and I twirl around, losing my balance.
Our masked friend is laughing uncontrollably once again and I fall against the ropes. I grab a hold of the ropes, trying to steady myself and when I turn around, Connor has a grin that says “I told you soâ€. I growl and charge at him, once again attempting a clothesline. He steps away and when I lose my balance again, I fall straight on my ass, causing more laughter.
~*~CON~*~: Like I said…Yer in no condition to train, love. I’m all for a drinkin’ contest, though.
~*~LEX~*~: Damn it Connor. You made me hurt my butt!
I am now the one laughing uncontrollably and Connor just shakes his head. When the room starts to spin, I lay down on the canvas and close my eyes taking in a few deep breaths. Connor walks out of the ring and up to our masked friend.
~*~CON~*~: I’ll leave ye two to yer drunken antics while I go get plastered. Have fun
~*~NOBODY~*~: I’ll go with you. I’m not as drunk as she thinks I am. Clearly I can hold my liquor a lot better than she can.
I look up at her a little shocked when I hear this. She waves to me and smiles.
~*~NOBODY~*~: Lightweight!
She then throws her arm around Connor’s shoulder and the two head out of the gym, leaving me there alone. I lay back down, unable to move much and decide to close my eyes for a little bit. Before I know it, I pass out right in the middle of the ring.
I am going to regret that decision in the morning…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~Day 5~*~
~*~Time To Focus~*~
~*~ON CAMERA~*~
The days are just ticking down until Summer XXXTreme III kicks off and I make my supercard debut. So will my opponent, Samantha Marlowe, and I guess it’s time to focus my attention on that instead of worrying about the next time I’ll possibly run into Riley. Or wondering when Tim is going to snap out of his pissed off mode and talk to me again.
I’m at the very back of the ship, leaning against the railing enjoying a cigarette. Last night’s attempt at a training session did not go very well and the hangover has finally started to subside. I need to get my ass into serious mode and get a real training session in, but I needed to sneak away for a quick smoke first. As I’m staring down at the water and take in another puff, a voice comes from behind me, nearly startling me.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: If you’re planning on pulling a Kate Winslet move, I’m not going to be Leonardo DiCaprio for this one.
I turn around, staring at the other busty reporter for SCW. The dark haired one. Not the blonde one whose name I can’t say without laughing.
~*~LEX~*~: Oh, hey Rocky Tits. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: It’s Rocky Mountains, thank you very much. And haven’t you ever seen the movie Titanic?
I roll my eyes and shrug.
~*~LEX~*~: Whatever…it’s still better than saying Pussy.
I laugh and shake my head.
~*~LEX~*~: And sorry, I have no interest in watching chick flicks.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: Probably for the best, but I had to point out the irony with me finding you here. Oh honey, smoking is a very unattractive quality for a woman. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?
I sigh and shake my head. I finish off the last of the cigarette before I flick the butt into the ocean, much to Rocky’s disapproval.
~*~LEX~*~: I don’t really give a shit, Rocky Tits. I do what the fuck I want. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get to the gym.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: How’s the training going? I hope you’re not taking another beating just for fun, Alexis.
I laugh again. This bitch is really starting to annoy me and I stand there staring at her, unimpressed.
~*~LEX~*~: Even if I was, what the hell does it matter to you? At least it proves I can take a fuckin’ beating, unlike half the bitches around here.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: You haven’t even started to prepare for Samantha Marlowe have you? I had heard a few things going around the ship but—
~*~LEX~*~: But what, bitch?! I’m sorry if I’m been trying to enjoy my time on this cruise like everybody else yet everywhere I turn, people are trying to fucking ruin it for me! First Tim is pissed off at me and then my stupid twin sister shows up and makes it a million times worse!
Rocky suddenly smiles when I bring up Riley.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: Ahh yes. I met Riley. Very nice girl.
I throw my hands in the air and let out an angry growl.
~*~LEX~*~: Of course you did! Everybody has met Riley! Fuckin’ bitch is ruining everything for me!
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: Maybe you should, I don’t know not let it upset you so much? Samantha Marlowe will use it to her advantage if she finds out.
~*~LEX~*~: I don’t give a fuck what Samantha Marlowe will use against me, because the fact of the matter is, Miss Rocky Tits, that I’m one extremely pissed off Nobody right now, and that doesn’t bode well for little miss Sammiwich. And if I’m honest, once I step into that ring with her on Sunday, I’m going to imagine my sister’s face on hers! Because I’d really like nothing more than to beat the shit out of her!
Rocky suddenly starts laughing and I look at her, slightly confused.
~*~LEX~*~: What the FUCK is so funny?!
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: I’m sorry…did you hear what you just said? If you imagine your sister’s face as you’re beating her up, isn’t that sort of like imagining your own face? You know, because she is your identical twin and all. Minus the clear dye job on your hair…
I narrow my eyes and snarl at her, unimpressed at her trying to be funny.
~*~LEX~*~: Very fuckin’ funny, Rocky Tits.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: I thought so…
~*~LEX~*~: Like I said, I’ll just pretend little miss Sammi is my sister. It’s a sure fire way to beat her ass. Ain’t nothing gonna stop me from whooping her ass and walking away with my first Supercard win, Rocky Tits.
Rocky shrugs, not looking like she really believes me. I take a step towards her and fold my arms across my chest.
~*~LEX~*~: You don’t think I can do it, do you? You think Samantha Marlowe is going to beat me?
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: I think she stands a better chance than you give her credit for. I’m sure she has learned a lot from her sister. You know, the former bombshell Cyn Marlowe?
I raise my eyebrow and shake my head.
~*~LEX~*~: Her name doesn’t really ring a bell so she must not have made an impact as a bombshell. How much could she teach her sweet baby sister if she herself couldn’t hack it in SCW? I may not have wrestling in my bloodline like she does, but I’ve been training in the Staggs Dungeon for the last year and a half. To me, that’s more impressive than her pathetic sister.
I’m much more confident and determined now that some time has passed on the cruise. I’m letting myself realize what’s important right now. And that’s beating the fuck out of Samantha Marlowe.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: Maybe it is…maybe it isn’t. I still think you need to see the girl for what she is.
~*~LEX~*~: And what is that?
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: A threat! Good God girl…You’re young and yet already full of yourself.
I laugh and shake my head.
~*~LEX~*~: I’m not full of myself but that doesn’t mean I have to act all scared of some little bitch, because I’m not. I’ve been through a hell of a lot worse than Samantha Marlowe and the bitch hasn’t shown me any reason to be scared of her. So..next argument please, Rocky Tits.
Rocky is now the one laughing and shaking her head.
~*~ROCKY MOUNTAINS~*~: Do you think that Samantha doesn’t want to beat you just as badly as you want to beat her? You’re both walking into Summer XXXTreme III with the same exactly win loss record. Both making your Supercard debuts. Both of you are working to make a name for yourself so why can’t you actually identify with her instead of trying to act better, when so far, you haven’t proven you are.
If looks could kill, I’d be chopping Rocky Mountains into bits and using her as shark bait right now.
~*~LEX~*~: I have proven it, but you people choose not to pay attention to any of it or think that I’m crazy! If you piss me off further, I’ll just feed you to the sharks and then we’ll see if you people finally start to take me seriously or not. So Samantha Marlowe wants to make a name for herself? So fuckin’ what. I don’t give a shit about Samantha Marlowe! I’m thinking about myself as I fuckin’ should be!
I take another step towards her, standing taller and more confident than before. I want her to know just how serious I am. I may be a Nobody, but I’m ready to kick Samantha Marlowe’s ass.
~*~LEX~*~: I ain’t here to make friends. I ain’t here to empathize with these other sluts runnin’ around backstage. I’m here to do what I’ve learned I do best. Beat the shit out of bitches, having fun while I do it. People want to laugh at me? Think I’m crazy? That’s fine and fuckin’ dandy, but they won’t be laughin’ once I’m through with Sammi Marlowe. They won’t be laughing when she’s being wheeled out of here on a stretcher…her career over after her third fuckin’ match!
I clench my fists at my side and I can tell by the look on Rocky’s face that she believes me know. She knows just how dangerous I am…how dangerous I am turning at this very moment.
~*~LEX~*~: I made the mistake earlier this week in letting myself lose focus, but I’m done with that shit. Samantha Marlowe is focused on winning? Good for her, because it won’t be enough. This Nobody is focused on beating her ass all over that ring and having MY hand held high in victory. This Nobody is sick of being considered a joke and after Summer XXXTreme…Every last person watching will know. Samantha Marlowe is just collateral damage. Now fuck off, Rocky Tits. You’re wasting my time.
I shove my way past her, storming my way off to the gym for my training session. Rocky Mountains just stares at me, a little shocked, but ultimately speechless. As I disappear through the set of double doors leading to the training area, I can’t wipe the wicked smile off my face as the scene fades to black.