[Jessie Salco]

 Jessie wasn’t on the last Climax Control in any capacity but her tag team partner and friend Amy Marshall was and she made a huge impact, following the Tag Team victory by Kiera Fisher and Roxi Johnson over The Angel Clan Amy attacked Roxi and stole her Internet Championship, she wasted no time in explaining her actions by basically saying that it was just business but to call her actions slightly controversial was a massive understatement.

This week on Climax Control Jessie was teaming up with Amy under their tag team moniker The Metal and Punk Connection to take on Traci Paterson and the former Bombshell Roulette Champion Natalie McKinley, two Bombshells that both Jessie and Amy had plenty of history with but with Amy’s apparent new attitude this could go either way especially considering that Roxi and Kiera were both angry at Amy over her actions but can they overcome that and win?

TV Studio, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday 25th of May 2015, 11:00am

Oh boy, what a night last night was.

I mean yeah, I didn’t appear on the show but I was watching backstage when I saw Amy attack Roxi following her tag team victory over The Angel Clan alongside Kiera Fisher and her explanation for it later that evening.

Do I buy her explanation? It’s hard to say, like she said, it was nothing personal, just business but now I’m looking bad just by associating with her and to make matters worse I’m teaming up with Amy this week on Climax Control to take on Traci Patterson and Natalie McKinley for quite possibly the last time as the Metal and Punk Connection.

I say possibly the last time because I don’t even know what Amy’s thinking right now, we’ve been a team for nearly a year now and we’ve been pretty close during that time so I like to think that I know what Amy’s planning due to me being around her for so long but now? Several other wrestlers, and no, I’m not naming names, are predicting that she’ll turn on me next and I needed an excuse to get away from it all.

Luckily that excuse came in two forms.

One, my copy of Witcher 3: Wild Hunt arrived at our Vegas home and we decided to make a quick trip back to Vegas to pick it up but that wasn’t all, when we entered our home we found an envelope from Christian who, for those who don’t use Twitter, is sitting out this week’s Climax Control due to Egypt’s stance on homosexuality, hell I probably would’ve done the same since me and Shane are both bi-sexual but I ended up being booked this week, and it contained three front row tickets to one of Carla Hall’s TV Tapings here in Vegas,

I guess Christian’s been paying attention to Shane’s Masterchef induced rants since the season started.

“Okay, so we’re three tapings in.” Jake commented as he checked his watch. “How many episodes were they taping again?”

“I don’t know but Christian did mention in that note he left with the tickets that this will come with a surprise.” I responded before glancing up at Shane with a grin on my face. “The only surprise so far is that Shane has managed to avoid ranting about Masterchef since we got here.”

“Don’t get me started.” Shane commented as he rolled his eyes. “Still can’t believe that they let a woman onto the show who thought Chocolate, Cheddar and Chicken would work on the same plate and not me.”

“Didn’t you think she was a guy at first?” I asked and Shane shook his head.

“Can you blame me? She wasn’t exactly wearing feminine clothing, has a massive afro and was flat chested.” Shane responded before pointing to Jake. “Hell you yelled out “wait, he’s a girl” when she started speaking.”

“Well I was trying to do my best TFS Abridged Krillin impression at the time.” Jake responded as he folded his arms, “Seriously dude, are you going to rant on each and every eliminated contestant for the rest of the season?”

“Only when they make idiotic mistakes like that.” Shane responded before the next taping started, we remained quiet as the show started and Carla Hall came on.

“Welcome to the show everyone!” Carla said as she walked on stage ready to host another episode of The Chew. “Our first guests tonight are originally from Miami, Florida but they currently live right here in Las Vegas, Nevada.” Wait, what? “They are supposed to be in Egypt right now but they are here for the show so please welcome Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Jessie Salco, her brother Jake and her Fiancé Shane!”

“WAIT, WHAT?!” Shane yelled out as Jake nearly spat out the coke he was drinking, okay, this couldn’t have been a coincidence, once the surprise wore off we got on stage and Shane could barely contain his excitement.

“Welcome to the show!” Carla greeted us as we stepped on stage, she took one look at Shane’s “Butchered at Birth” t-shirt and frowned. “Yeah, we’re going to have to censor that.”

“Well I didn’t exactly expect to be on TV.” Shane pointed out as we shook our heads. “Err, anyway, I’m happy to be here.”

“I bet you are.” Carla nodded before turning to me. “By the way, if you want to use my crew for your promo go ahead, I’ll make sure it gets to Christian and Mark.” Seriously?

“You realize that Christian won’t be in this week due to Egypt’s stance on homosexuality right?” I pointed out and Carla paused.

“Thanks for reminding me, regardless I’ll make sure that it gets to Mark.” Carla responded and I frowned realizing that it might take a while due to the nature of the tapings, still Shane was busy geeking out about food with Carla whilst Jake looked on whilst trying not to laugh at Shane’s adorkable nature, which I’ll take over his Masterchef ranting nature any day of the week, so I decided to get started early.

“This is obviously a different set up to what I’m used too, for one thing SCW’s cameracrews tend to be a lot smaller.” I commented and the crowd laughed. “But regardless this week I get to team up with my good friend and tag team partner Amy Marshall again, normally I’d be happy about this, except for the fact that just last week Amy attacked Roxi after her win with Kiera over the Angel Clan and stole her title.”

The crowd booed once I finished talking and I shook my head.

“Yeah I don’t exactly get it either and I don’t really buy into Roxi and Kiera not wanting to interfere in my match as a result of that despite everything they’ve said to the contrary, as for my opponents this week I’m taking on two Bombshells that I have history with, Traci Patterson and Natalie McKinley, this isn’t exactly my first match against Traci as a part of the Metal and Punk Connection but considering the circumstances this isn’t exactly a good thing right now.”

Guess I’d better start with Traci.

“Traci, the last few times you were in the ring with the Metal and Punk Connection you ended up having your *bleep* handed to you on a silver platter…..” I paused before shaking my head. “I forgot that this is going to be aired on TV as well so bear with me, my point is Traci that whilst Amy’s attitude might be different nothing else is and we’ll still defeat you!”

Next up is Natalie.

“As for Natalie, last time I faced her was for the Roulette Title and it ended up being a Submissions match, anyone who’s seen me wrestle should know that submissions are far from my speciality and shouldn’t really be surprised that I ended up losing the match, luckily I don’t have to worry about that this week and me and Amy will be cooking up a recipe for success in that ring!”

“Nice word play.” Carla complemented me and I grinned.

“I try my best.” I responded before deciding to wrap things up. “We may be on live television but I don’t care, Amy’s personality is the only thing that’s changed as far as I’m concerned and she’s still the same wrestler she always was, as for me, I’m as hungry for competition as ever and I hope that Traci and Natalie can serve up a worthy fight or they may as well be a McDonalds dollar menu item, this is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell signing off!”

I walked over to Shane, Carla and Jake as the scene fades.