LADIES NIGHT GONE AWRY
on cameraThe scene opens in the hotel shared by Krissy’s friends Lindsey McKay, Lillith McKay, Kellie Stevens, and Consuela Amastacia (sister of Valencia). They were in Norway to support Krissy of all things. Dear god. A home video camera was set up in the corner of the room on the table. Krissy paces in the hotel room with a towel over her head, her southern accent is very apparent as she paces, looking very angry.
Krissy Filapovich: I have never had to color my hair before!
Krissy says with a snarl. Not far off sit Lindsey, Lillith and Kellie, all silent. Lindsey quietly stares at Krissy, biting her lip. Lillith breaks the silence.
Lillith McKay: You have 10 more minutes...
Kellie smirks some, laying back on the bed and folding her arms over her face as Krissy stops pacing and crossing her arms.
Krissy Filapovich: Thanks Lil...
Lindsey McKay: Maybe we can call Home Depot and ask them how to take it out… you know if this doesn’t work….
Lindsey wasn’t all that smart. She was blonde and was one of those blondes that was going to be a trophy wife. You just knew it. The big rock on her finger already told you she had a sucker that planned to make her just that. She filed her nails as the others in the room just looked at her in shock. Krissy’s jaw hardened.
Krissy Filapovich: We are in Norway.. They don't have a Home freakin Depot here!
Lindsey McKay: Hello Krissy... that's what a phone is for. I can google it, Kris. Duh.
Lindsey says rolling her eyes. Krissy nods, sighing.
Krissy Filapovich: Okay you have a point.
For once, Lindsey did have a good idea. Kellie sits up, a smirk on her face. She then asked a question that you can tell she already knew the answer to but she just had to ask anyway.
Kellie Stevens: Who do you want to call? Me or Lindsey?
Krissy just gives her this “
Are you fucking kidding me?” look. She looks like she is in physical pain because that question was so stupid. Kellie cringes and holds up a hand. However before she can speak Lindsey sighs.
Lindsey McKay: I’m on this like Kanye on a Grammy winner’s acceptance speech.
Lindsey reaches for her iPhone and scrolls through it.
Lillith McKay: Roxi wants girls and can't have you.
Kellie Stevens: She’s not a lesbian… She’s a superhero.
Kellie pauses and looks at her watch, rolling her eyes. Krissy smirks some shaking her head, she looks at Lindsey and Lillith, then back to Kellie. Lindsey raises an eyebrow at Kellie questioningly, still on the phone.
Lillith McKay: Is there a difference?
Lillith scoffs at her sister and stands up, walking to the window and looking out into the Norway night sky.
Lillith McKay: Oh my god… shut up and focus on the phone.
Krissy sits down beside Lindsey, sighing deep. Lindsey finishes talking on the phone and hangs up. She looks at Krissy and comfortingly strokes her back. Krissy looks at Kellie.
Krissy Filapovich: So how long have you liked Joe? What about Tony?
Kellie let out a sigh, a sign that she has exhausted all hope on this guy Tony.
Kellie Stevens: He had me... he really did... he sent me roses.. I mean filled my locker room with them and gave me a card that said "I want to be the reason you smile" And he was until he started acting like mac Daddy Tony Angelo.
Lindsey looks at Kellie a sneer on her face.
Lindsey McKay: I don't like Tony. He thinks blondes are dumb.
Kellie Stevens: Yeah.. that made me mad too, then he had the nerve to say that I play mind games. Hello! He walked away and then came back and kissed me... What the heck?!
Lindsey McKay: He did what?!
Krissy stands up, not really listening anymore. She walks to the window, looking out as she chews on her lower lip. Lillith rejoins the group shoving her hands in her pockets. Kellie sighs...
Kellie Stevens: Look, As for Joe... I have no chance with him... He would not want to ruin our friendship... aside from that he thinks of me like a sister...
Lindsey McKay: Most men are idiots. Grown boys who walking around in adult bodies. Well...except for my man
Lindsey grins
Kellie Stevens: You’re man is a lawyer who is a goodie goodie.
Krissy laughs at what Kellie says about Lindsey’s fiance.
Krissy Filapovich: Look at the freaking rock you got. Shit. I got a good one too.
Lindsey shrugs, happy with the massive rock on her finger. She fiddles with her phone apparently sending a text message. Krissy chuckles. Lillith clears her throat and nods her head towards the bathroom door. Krissy nods and moves to the bathroom. Lillith sits down.
Lillith McKay: Kell, I think that Cecillia chick is right. Forget Tony... maybe Joe does like you...
Lindsey McKay: I personally don't think that Joe is still hooked on Jesse.
Lillith looks at Lindsey
Lillith McKay: How does he act around Kellie? They are always goofing off right?
Lindsey McKay: Yup
Kellie Stevens: He does that with Kidd too... So I am thinking he thinks of us as family... nothing else
Lillith rolls her eyes and chews on her lower lip
Lindsey McKay: You don't see him goofing off with me do you?
Kellie Stevens: No, but he hangs with Kidd and I all the time..
Lillith McKay: And? So do I and I am screwing Justin...
Lindsey McKay: Well don't you think it's because he likes being around you?
Kellie blinks at Lillith.... Lindsey gasps and throws a pillow at Lillith
Lindsey McKay: I'm telling mom
Lillith shrugs, letting it hit her.
Lillith McKay: Go ahead...
Kellie Stevens: Yeah.. that is it.. Joe just likes hanging with us... cuz we're friends..
Lindsey shakes her head at Lillith and looks at Kellie
Lindsey McKay: We're all friends with him too. He doesn't hang out with us. Not like with you
Kellie Stevens: And with Kidd... do not forget that..
Lindsey rolls her eyes.
Lindsey McKay: Someone else try to convince her. I give up. As long as you're not with Tony...I'm happy
Lindsey stands and disappears into the bathroom. She comes out holding more towels. Kellie nods some.
Kellie Stevens: I have given up on Tony... I am just gonna be friends with him...
Krissy comes out, a fresh towel on her head
Krissy Filapovich: I GIVE UP!
Just then the door opens and in comes Consuela with a plastic bag.
Consuela Amastacia: Hey sis! I got your message. Here's the stuff you wanted me to get.
Lindsey grins and takes it from Consuela. She looks at Krissy. Krissy turns to the door... Lillith smirks, knowing her shop happy sisters were bound to get some shopping time in here in the UK.
Lindsey McKay: Home Depot told me to try this on your hair
Krissy Filapovich: Back to the bathroom?
Lindsey nods.
Lindsey McKay: Back inside you go
She hands the bottle to Krissy, who takes the bottle reading it over. Lillith adjusts her tie as she stands up and walks behind the bar, getting a bottle of 7up. Krissy turns walking back inside the bathroom.
Lindsey McKay: Rub it on the paint and the wash it out
Krissy Filapovich: Okay...
Krissy says with a groan before she shuts the bathroom door. Consuela flops on the bed, looking a little wet and looks around.
Consuela Amastacia: So what are we talking about?
Lillith McKay: Kellie and Joe
She her eyes lighting up, she smiles wide as the latina claps her hands together.
Consuela Amastacia: Ohhh. Gossip! I love it
Lillith chuckles, opening the bottle. Kellie blushes some.
Kellie Stevens: Not gossip.. Joe just likes me as a friend... the way he likes Kidd..... And all you of you guys
Lindsey sits in an armchair and crosses her legs.
Lindsey McKay: Sure. Just like us but he chooses to spend his time with you.
Kellie Stevens: And Kidd.. Ask Lil how much time he spends with Kidd...
Consuela giggles as she wrings the water out of her hair.
Consuela Amastacia: There's are word for that. Girlfriend
Lillith sips her drink to avoid being questioned.
Lindsey McKay: I doubt he spends all of his time with Kidd because as Lillith was so kind enough to share, Kidd is being preoccupied.
Lindsey smirks at Lillith. Lillith grins, seemingly proud. Kellie scoffs and shakes her head a bit, gesturing with her hand.
Kellie Stevens: Try being downstairs when they are upstairs...
Lillith shrugs her shoulders, having no shame..
Lillith McKay: You could be getting some dear.... Maybe when J's friend comes in you can make a bootie call...
Kellie arches a brow...
Lindsey McKay: Lillith Serenity Mckay!
Kellie chuckles.
Lillith McKay: Tell me you weren't thinkin it?
Kellie Stevens: No!
Consuela giggles some at that.
Consuela Amastacia: At least not out loud. Just admit that you like him and want to get drilled by that big man.
Lillith McKay: Thanks... We know Lindsey is not innocent.... I've seen her walk funny after spending a couple hours alone with Adrian....
Lindsey sputters. Kellie blinks, her jaw dropping open slightly. Lindsey leaps from her chair and tackles Lillith playfully
Lindsey McKay: Shhhh!!
Lillith laughs. Kellie is glad the attention is off of her as Krissy comes from the bathroom a towel on her head. Her blonde hair back to normal after having to remove paint from it.
Krissy Filapovich: Now I am ready to kick some Superhero ass!
Lindsey is still wrestling with Lillith on the floor. Krissy looks at Lindsey and Lillith, arches a brow
Krissy Filapovich: The guys would pay cold hard cash to see this...
Consuela grins at her friends as if it's nothing out of the ordinary. Kellie laughs.
Consuela Amastacia: Go call them. We'd make a killing
Lindsey grabs her cell. Kellie laughs as Lillith smirks.
Lillith McKay: Let's get her Linds....
Lindsey McKay: Oh no you don't Krissy!
Lindsey grabs the phone from her. Krissy laughs.
Krissy Filapovich: Thanks Consuela for getting that.. Thank you Lindsey for callin... Now I can focus on the beat down that will kick off the pay per view... So what did I miss?
Consuela Amastacia: Kellie was just about to profess her undying love for Joe...and Lil and Linds were talking about sex with their boyfriends.
Krissy nods.
Krissy Filapovich: Let's hear it Kell...
Kellie smirks
Kellie Stevens: Don't you have a promo to shoot for your match?
Kellie snaps her fingers and nods, walking towards the camcorder set up on the table. Lindsey's eyes widen as she just now notices the cameras and groans.
Lindsey McKay: Oh great. I'll go kill myself now. She flops on the bed and hides her face under a pillow.
Krissy shuts the camera off. Cut to black.
SO YOU THINK YOU’RE A SUPERHERO
on camera
MY ASS YOU AREThe scene opens with Krissy Filapovich in her and Alex’s hotel room. She was watching old DVD’s from Roxi's past promos and matches. Krissy shuts the TV off and turns to the camera.
Krissy Filapovich: What the fuck did I just watch?
She shakes her head some, licking her lips. She gestures towards the now blank TV screen.
Krissy Filapovich: I know what the wrestling matches were. I get that. But the whole looking for clues and crime fighting? You're not a real super hero. No.
Krissy smirks some, then pauses shaking her head again.
Krissy Filapovich: Seriously. You're not a real super hero. Nah. Not until you've been through what I've been through. You see anyone can put on a costume and prance around pretending to fight crime.
Krissy stands, running a hand through her hair very glad the spray paint came out from her and her friends antics in Norway earlier. Thank the gods that was not caught on camera.
Krissy Filapovich: I can't even take your seriously right now. I don't even care what you have to say to me. Anything that you have to say to me before our match will be ignored. All that matters is what you do once we get in that ring.
Krissy chuckles and walks up to the mini bar in their room getting a bottle of water.
Krissy Filapovich: Let me make a few things clear to you. I am not a damsel in distress. I don't need saving. I'm more of a super hero than you will ever be. I served my country and did my time. I did things that would cause someone with a fragile mind likes yours to have nightmares. So save it.
Krissy moves back towards her bed with her drink.
Krissy Filapovich: I'll see you at Climax Control. Afterwards you can try to figure out how I beat your ass. Follow some clues backstage. Simple fact is. I'm better than you. No costume needed.
Krissy sits down as the scene fades out to black.
