(Hey yall….yall know who it is. Alright check it. It’s after the show in Phoenix and I am happier than Jack Nicholson at a Hooters restaurant that we sent those Brit twits back to Great Britain. The best Great Britain has to offer? Ninja please there are those that are better that I have seen, and those two English muffins couldn’t come up with anything original even if they tried.
I had showered and gotten dressed in a nice black dress shirt, black jeans and some nice shoes, because I had planned on taking my sexy goddess out on a date. She comes back out in a nice sexy dodger blue dress and I look her up and down and bit my bottom lip. If she was any hotter, I could fry an egg on her body.
Anyway, I open the passenger door of my black 2014 Lincoln Navigator and she steps in, and I close the door. I get in the driver side, and she tells me that she wants to go to a sushi bar. I never had sushi, but that don’t mean I wouldn’t mind trying it. I love trying new things, and there would be nothing more new for me than to try raw fish. Then she gets a text from the bosses of where the next Climax Control is.)
Jeremiah: What’s up my love? Who is that?
Diamond: That was Mr. Underwood. He was giving us the next location of the next Climax Control. We head to Mesa, Arizona this coming week and you two got a match for that card as well.
Jeremiah: Yeah? Who are we facing?
Diamond: You two are facing a team called Dying Breed.
Jeremiah: Ok, yeah. That’s the team with Andrew Garcia and I can’t remember the name of the other guy, but Garcia ain’t no slouch though. What I don’t get though is that they want to respect those ratchet women of the Mean Girls. My god, how gullible can you get. Yeah, I get that the Mean Girls wanna make a name for themselves, but I swear, they want to spend more time on getting dressed up for the runway, rather than getting ready to wrestle.
Diamond: I hear ya baby. I can’t stand them, and Mercedes Vargas has the nerve to join up with them. Cmon now, a talented wrestler like her joining up with those ratchet bitches?
Jeremiah: You know something? That’s on her and if she wants to play dress up and become ratchet like them, then that’s on her. That’s not my business. My business is to get ROAR continuing to rise to the top. I know Unc wants the same thing too, so its whatever.
(We arrive at the sushi bar. I park the ride, and then we come to the entrance and I open the door for my sexy goddess. Yeah, I am a gentleman like that. We sit at the bar and an Asian woman comes to us.)
Woman: Hello, and welcome to Yen Sushi & Sake bar. I am Reika and I will serve you today. You can look over menu and take you time. If you ready to order, let me know, and I will take order. What can I start you off to drink?
(My Emme looks over the drink menu and then spots some sake that she likes.)
Diamond: Doburoku warm please?
Reika: And for you sir?
Jeremiah: Same thing. Doburoku warm.
Reika: Very good.
(Reika goes off and my Emme smiles and looks at me.)
Diamond: First time in a sushi bar mon amour? Do you know what Doburoku is?
Jeremiah: Yeah baby, it is my first time in a sushi bar. I mean I have wrestled in Japan, and I had tried some of the other restaurants, but I had never tried sushi. I know you love sushi, and I don’t mind trying new things, and I said you could pick the place, so here we are.
Diamond: Well, have you at least tried sake while you were in Japan?
Jeremiah: Oh yeah. That I have tried. It was pretty good. Strong stuff, but pretty good.
Diamond: Well, Doburoku is a type of sake, but thicker and more soupy.
Jeremiah: Nice. I would probably like that then.
(Then Reika comes over with a bottle of Doburoku and a couple of small cups for the Doburoku. She smiles.)
Reika: So, have you two decided on what you like to eat? We cook the food in front of you of course, so our itamae will make it for you.
Diamond: Yes, I would like some spider rolls, dragon rolls, some spicy tuna rolls and some avocado rolls please?
Reika: Ahh, daring and rolling today aren’t we. Very good, and you sir?
(I look over the menu, and I want to impress my Emme.)
Jeremiah: Ummm I guess I will have the unagi maki and the nama-tako.
Reika: Alright. Must be first time in sushi bar?
(I nod and then Reika takes our menu.)
Diamond: So mon amour, what are your thoughts on Dying Breed?
Jeremiah: Well my love. I know a little more about Andrew Garcia who likes to call himself Orange Hulk, which got me to wondering what he would be like he actually was like Bruce Banner and you know how he is when he gets angry. Which got me to imagining Garcia doing the same thing, but this Hulk would be orange. Yeah, but then I also got to thinking no one would want to see that, because he would look like an oversized Cheeto with a UFC style Mohawk.
(My Emme almost did a sake spit take as she took a sip of the Doburoku, and laughed.)
Diamond: put some green on that Mohawk and he would look like a carrot.
Jeremiah: Exactly. In all seriousness though, Garcia is tough though, and he was trained by Casey Williams, someone I have faced before. I ain’t knocking that or his abilities in the ring. I do however knock his choice of who he respects with them Mean Girls, but that’s not my business.
Diamond: What about his partner, Ivan Darrell. You don’t know much about the guy do you?
Jeremiah: Nah, but that don’t matter to me. I do hope however that they come up with something original. I don’t want to have to knock a brain around for unoriginality. I wanna see something different from those two.
(The itamae comes over and starts to make the rolls my Emme had ordered first, and we see how he makes them. He takes the nori and adds the rice on the nori and then adds some cucumbers, avocados and some spicy mayo and then adds the spicy crab meat for the spider rolls, and he rolls them up with the makisu. Those spider rolls look good now that I know what they are. The itamae then takes some avocado and thinly slices it and then adds the eel and the rice and some more cucumber on the avocado and he rolls it up with the makisu for the dragon rolls. For the tuna rolls, he rolls the tuna in the rice and uses the makisu to roll the rice. And for the avocado rolls, he does something similar to the dragon rolls and uses the makisu to roll them up. He puts the rolls on the geta and gives the geta to my Emme.
He then brings out an octopus and I see as it is raw and he puts it on a pan. I take a closer look at it and one of the tentacles move and I back up a bit.)
Jeremiah: Holy crap. I just saw that thing move.
Itamae: Hai, Octopus fresh.
Jeremiah: Man, I have had calamari, but this is ridiculous.
(Emme laughs a bit and then takes a bite of her spider roll. The itamae then chops up the octopus into sashimi. I almost gag, but I wanted to try it. It’s one thing to eat it, it’s another thing to see it cut up and cooked into sashimi. Once I see it done, it actually does look good. He then takes some more nori and adds the rice and the eel and other ingredients and adds it on the geta and he adds some soy sauce in a little bowl, and some wasabi, and hands it to me. I then take it and take the chopsticks and I take a bite of the nama-tako and I take in the flavor and the taste and I actually kinda like it. It kind of taste like calamari but fresher and not cooked. I then take a sip of the Doburoku to wash down the sashimi. I then take a bite of the Unagi maki and it’s pretty good as well. Then the owner, Toshiro, comes to our table.)
Toshiro: Hello, I am Toshiro, the owner of place. So, how you like our food? Is it too your liking? I saw you tag match sir, and you kick British ass, send them back to England crying to mommy and daddy. Very good. I have son and daughter who watch show, and say you and Dark Tiger are favorite team.
Jeremiah: Thanks, that means a lot. The food is really good, and so is your hospitality.
Toshiro: Thank you very much. I hope Kaneda, our itamae, did good.
Jeremiah: He kinda weird me out with the octopus, but other than that, he did well.
Toshiro: Sorry about that, I get on him about that. Hang on.
(He heads to the back and then we hear a lot of yelling in Japanese and then we hear a rendition of Blame Canada from the South Park shows and movie, but instead, its Blame Kaneda, and we look at each other and then laugh as we hear this. Then Toshiro comes back out and bowed to us.)
Toshiro: Again, we sorry about that.
Jeremiah: Nah man, its all good. It was just unexpected is all. The food is very good. Kaneda did very good. I couldn’t help but noticed that you sang “Blame Canadaâ€. Are you big South Park fan?
Toshiro: Yes, it funny show. I also big fan of Family guy, but I like South Park better. Well I let you get back to food. Let Reika know when you ready to leave.
(We nod and then I snatch one of my love’s spider rolls as I love crab and she then smacks my hand when I try to take another one. I shake my hand, and then we finish our food and then I pay for the bill and then we head out and head to the airport to Mesa.)
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(The next day, we are in Mesa, Arizona at our hotel room, and we are getting ready to go out on the town. She is dressed in a nice tank top with our logo on it and blue jeans that look painted on. With a body like hers, she can make painted on jeans look damn sexy, and sexy they are. I bite my bottom lip as I take in her sexy body, and would make me want to take her right then and there, but we wanted to take in the sights of Mesa, so I hold my lust till we got back.
We have decided to go to the Arizona Museum of Natural History, and we get in my ride and head there. We arrive there what seems like forever and then I park the ride and I open the driver door to get out and close it. I then open the passenger door to let Emme out and I close the door. We head into the museum and we are helped by the curator of the museum as we want to walk the trails of the Mesa Grande. I pay the fee to walk it, and we start walking down the trail. Then someone comes to us. It is our voluptuous interviewer Ms. Rocki Mountains, who has got to be hot and sweaty in her business suit as it is a beautiful hot day in Mesa.)
Rocki: Hey you two. Where’s your uncle at Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: He’s off doing his own thing. We don’t always have to be together to get our point across ya know.
Rocki: Good point. Well I was wondering if I could have a minute of your time. I won’t be too terribly long because I know you and Diamond here want to take in the sights of Mesa before the show. First, congratulations on your win against Best of British.
Jeremiah: Thanks. If you are going to be unoriginal, then you going to get beat. They knew they were going to get beat by my unc and I when they visited the zoo and looked at the tigers and ran their mouths about us, and thought that would be something new and exciting, but guess where that got them? Nowhere.
Rocki: Absolutely. Now, this week you take on the team of Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell, also known as Dying Breed. How do you feel about the team.
Jeremiah: I know more about Andrew Garcia than Ivan Darrell. Garcia is a tough cat, I give him that, but he needs to lose the Orange Hulk nickname. I mean cmon, hes got everybody thinking “oversized Cheeto with a Mohawk†when he has that nickname. I do like his other nickname, the Honorable One, but yeah, Orange Hulk has got to go.
Rocki: Alright, what about Ivan?
Jeremiah: Yeah, I don’t know where Andrew dug this guy out from, but I know this. He will be in for a fight of his life.[/color]
Rocki: Diamond, how do you feel about their chances against Dying Breed?
Diamond: I think they are really good, but they might get a fight out of Garcia. Don’t know much about the other guy, but we will see. My man and his uncle are on a roll right now, and they won’t stop. They got the fans roaring for them, and on their side, and that helps some times. You will never forget when these two have the fans roaring for them.
Rocki: No doubt about that. Do you have any last words for them Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: Nope.
Rocki: Alright then, I will let you get back to walking then.
(Rocki leaves our sight and we continue to walk the trail.)
[end RP]
