It’s been said several times already but the New Year was here and has been for the past two weeks or so, regardless SCW will soon host its first Supercard of the year, My Bloody Valentine, and so far only one match has been confirmed for it, namely Mark Ward vs. Drake Green for the ACW Heavyweight Championship but with more matches to come several wrestlers on both the Bombshell and Male rosters want to win their matches this week and get momentum going into My Bloody Valentine.
One of those wrestlers was SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco and so far the new year hasn’t been kind to her as both her and her next opponent, JD Phoenix, where pinned at the same time by Necra Octavian Kane two weeks ago but Jessie hopes to change that this week by defeating JD in a Hardcore Rules match, Jessie was no stranger to Hardcore Rules matches as she is a former Roulette Champion who earned her spot by winning a Hardcore Bra & Panties match, on top of that she was currently in England with Shane and Jake for a Kataklysym concert, can she win?
Jessie’s Hotel Room, London, England
January 14th, 2014. 11:00am
Most wrestlers get sore after particularly brutal matches I know I was sore as hell after my first match against Misty for example! Me? I get sore after matches and concerts and last night’s Kataklysym show with Krisiun and Fleshgod Apocalypse was no exception.
I was already a big fan of Kataklysym and Fleshgod Apocalypse before last night, Kataklysym thanks to their performance at Bloodstock back in August and Fleshgod Apocalypse I was introduced to through Shane who’s taste in metal lean towards Death, Black and Thrash whilst I’m a bit more open minded, but Krisiun earned three new fans last night thanks to their brutal performance.
Now we just have to deal with the morning after.
“Babe, can you feel my legs?” Shane asked as he lay in bed and I got dressed, needless to say we still had enough energy last night to have sex as soon as we reached our bedroom and before you ask I have my jeans on and I’m putting my bra on with my back to the camera, sorry perverts but you’ll have to settle for staring at my ass. “They feel like they weigh a ton!”
“It’s all the English pub food you’ve been eating Shane.” I responded and Shane rolled his eyes. “Besides you tried that line last night just before we had sex and as good as you are in bed I’m too sore to go through that right now, besides the camera’s rolling!” I added and Shane groaned. “And before you ask, it’s an SCW Cameracrew and I don’t want a repeat of what happened during my first Summer XXXTreme II promo.”
“Man, why are girlfriends always right?” Shane groaned as he started getting dressed. “Babe, where’s the Kataklysym shirts we brought?”
“I’m putting on one of them.” I responded as I pulled down my “Waiting for the End to Come” Kataklysym shirt. “Check the closet, yours should be there.” I added as I turned around, I turned my head to give him some privacy as he put his underpants and jeans on and once I heard him moving again I looked up. “I’m surprised that you can still move after that Shadows and Dust Wall of Death, Jake had to carry you to the room bridal style for fuck’s sake!”
“I’m not as stiff as I was last night.” Shane responded and I snickered as he limped over to the closet. “That wasn’t what I meant!” Shane added once he realized what he had said.
“You said it, not me!” I responded with a grin as Shane searched through his many band t-shirts. “Seriously, how the fuck are you walking? You were right in the middle of that Wall of Death!”
“Sheer willpower, that’s all I’m going to say.” Shane shook his head as he grabbed his shirt. “Besides, Jake was in the middle of the wall of death during Exodus’s set at Bloodstock and he turned out fine!”
“Shane, Jake is a 6ft 10, 250ibs former army guy who’s wrestled in matches, you haven’t.” I responded as I shook my head. “And then there’s the fact that you where sandwiched between Jake and a guy almost as big as him!”
“Details, details, I’m just glad that nothing’s broken” Shane responded as he put his top on. “Is there any news from Bloodstock?”
“Jake texted me just as you woke up, he’s checking the Facebook page and the main site and he’ll tell us as soon as finds out anything.” I responded as I started brushing my hair. “I would’ve thought that they would’ve done a Christmas announcement but I guess not.”
“If they announce more Death Metal let me know.” Shane told me just as there was a knock at the door I answered it and saw Jake with a grin on his face.
“Morning lovebirds, glad to see your walking after last knight Shane.” Jake greeted us and Shane responded with the middle finger. “Anyway, Bloodstock just made their new announcement.”
“May I just add that Opeth is being wasted at Download?” Shane asked and we nodded in agreement.
“Okay, here’s the announcement, Revamp, Aborted, Biohazard and Orphaned Land.” Jake said and we grinned. “I know they accidentally leaked Biohazard last month but the others are definitely good additions.”
“Who the hell are Revamp?” Shane asked as he walked up.
“Floor Jensen’s other band, you know, Nightwish’s current singer.” I responded and Shane groaned as he rolled his eyes. “Shane, you where belting out Dying for an Angel during Avantasia’s set with the rest of us, don’t try to act all elitist on us!”
“Sorry babe but as much as I love Avantasia that shit aint metal!” Shane responded and we rolled our eyes. “What about Jess’s opponent this week?”
“No word from JD but it’s still early in the week.” Jake responded and I frowned at that. “We’re flying back tomorrow and since we won’t have time for a promo I suggest doing one now Jess.” Jake added and I nodded in agreement. “Are you coming Shane?”
“I was last night!” Shane responded and we rolled our eyes at his bad joke, he said nothing else as he left the room leaving me to do my promo.
“My first match of the year didn’t exactly go well.” I started as I sat down. “I was pinned by Necra who was also pinning JD at the same time, which sounds like some kind of weird lesbian porn now that I think about it but that’s beside the point! This week I have a chance to make up for that fact and I’m fighting JD again on top of all that so I get to avenge my previous defeat, in a way, and get my first win of 2014 heading into My Bloody Valentine at the same time!”
I said with a grin.
“During the lead up to the Triple Threat I spoke the truth about JD, namely the fact that I knew nothing about her going into the match but now that has changed! I knew you’re a tough woman JD and I know I’m in for a hell of a match this week at Climax Control but as far as this match is concerned I have two goals, gain momentum going into My Bloody Valentine and win my first match of 2014, sorry JD but you are not winning this one!”
Guess who is?
“I’ll admit JD, we do have some things in common and I’m sure we’d be good friends when all is set and done, we’re both tomboys, we both enjoy playing video games……” I trailed off before holding up the 3DS that I got for Christmas which was resting on the bedside table and putting it back down before I got tempted to play a game of Pokémon Y mid promo. “But in the ring there are no friends, other than in tag team matches off course, and I will win this match!”
It’s that simple.
“JD, this is going to be a tough match for me to win for a number of reasons, however none of those reasons will stop me in the long run and I’ve already mentioned my goals for this match and I’m sure that yours is the same, in my opinion it will come down to who wants it the most and that person will be me!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up!
“JD, we both need this win for one obvious reason, we need a win going into 2014, and however I need it the most because 2014 is going to be my year! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco signing off reminding the SCW Universe to make it metal and JD that as tough as you are I am not letting anything stand in my way of my win!”
I left the hotel room to grab some breakfast as the scene fades.
