[Jade Wylder]

 
(I know it is unfinished, get off my back...sheesh -__-)

Oh my god, oh my god....OH. MY. GOD! This is my first ever match for SCW, a Bombshell's Battle Royal....eep. Why do I get the feeling that all the girls in this match will try to go after poor, sweet innocent little me. Eeep. I'm doomed...AHHHH!!! I can't let myself down though, I can't let my trainer Charlie down either, NO! I can do this, I can do this! Can I? Oh my god I'm dead with a capital D! Some of the girls in this match are kinda scary, I want to go hide or something, I don't want these monsters to try and kill me. I also feel like crying but like, no, that little voice in my head prevents me from doing so in this case, it keeps saying to me: "Jade, lighten up girl, Charlie saw something in you that these butt faces in other companies haven't hell, even SCW saw something in you that sheds a little light upon you...take it, TAKE THIS CHANCE!" Sometimes, I feel like that's my inner male talking, you know, the one Pannini had when she was afraid Chowder was being stolen away. I find boy's kinda scary though, I don't think I would like to see what it looks like...eep. Anyways, yeah, Bombshell Battle Royal, oh my god. I don't know most of the girls on there, I don't even know who I should even look out for, but in this case, probably all of them, because they ALLL look scary. I should breathe, yeah that's what I will do, breathe. In and out. Ok, I got that out of the way I guess, I'm still pretty scared, but Charlie being my best friend told me to not get scared and to do my best, so that's what I will show to the fans, my best and my drive to get onto the top by earning it. I want a shot at that title Odette is wearing right now, but it will be a long road ahead for me, I won't give up though....NEVER! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Damn, all this time writing in my diary, I could be playing Pokemon right now. Grr, now some people are going to pay for that honestly, you should never, EVER interrupt a girl gamer with her massive amount of Pokemon gaming. I even have all versions, yay me! Call me a super fan? Maybe, but I JUST LOVE THAT ADORABLE PIKACHU!!!! MMMMMMMM!! I just want to hug it!!! OK ok, enough off topic talk, tomorrow I train with Charlie on being a SCW Bombshell so that day is strictly for focus and FOCUS ONLY! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!! Oops, wrong quote there hehehe...SMALL GIRLS RULE! CHIC GEEKS UNITE! Beep beep beep, that's the sound of my Pokemon being ready for evolve form, tally hoo Diary! Live long and prosper! XOXOXOXO!!!!

The Diary of Jade Wylder


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Jade is currently entering a large spacious Gold's Gym, where the elite in bodybuilding go to train their asses off for the upcoming competitions and such (cheap plugging, its a pain) Jade looks all over the place, looking at the state of the art exercising equipment being used by the amateurs and novices of the sport. Also, beautiful looking bikini bodybuilders roam around the area, Jade catches a glimpse at one of them, then looks at herself, she sighs

Jade Wylder's Mind
"Sigh, Look at how pretty those girls are compared to me, I don't think I even stand a chance against them, I feel fat. Short and fat. Not a good combination. Sigh"

Jade kept on walking around, to see if Charlie is around , working his body out to be in the toned, tip top shape it is in. Charlie has invited her to be his workout body, perhaps teach her a move or two if the time permits them too, but this is mostly to see how she works out, what needs to be changed and improved on to get her in Bombshell friendly shape. Jade spots her friend over yonder, near the windows. He is doing some squats on the squat machine, to help get that booty to stay up and bubbly. Jade notices, several of the men that work out there, stare at the glamour boy, doing his squats like his milkshakes bringing them boys in the yard (lol). Jade giggles at the scene, she rushes over there however, to protect her mentor and friend from any creepos roaming around the area, towards him, staring at his ass. EW. Jade runs up to him and gives him a very special greeting.

Jade Wylder
"HI CHARLIE!!!"

Charlie almost messed up and even almost tripped to the point where it looks like he is about to fall off. He then gets back to the regular start position to the squat exercises. He then racks the dead lift onto the squat stand and turns around to see Jade. He smiled (a little annoyed that she greeted him that way, but is now over it) Charlie goes over to give Jade a big hug.

Charlie Luzon
"Jade darling! It's about time you got here girl, you know how long I've been waiting....and how many perverts where having the show of their time...GURRRRRL speak about desperate there, shit!

Jade Wylder
"Sorry Charliekins, traffic was a major you know what today, I  thought the gym would have been closed by now had I not gone early.

Charlie Luzon
"Traffic eh, well I can forgive you this time for that honey I don't blame you, I had a hard time finding a freaking parking space here, I mean like what the hell yo, people wanting to get skinny now? Shoot, I'd much prefer being alone, or at least 2 to 3 guys in the gym, all good looking and working out either alone so I can stare at them or with me, getting to know them up close and personal. Hehehe *smiles* know what I mean doll?"

Jade Wylder
*Somewhat long pause* Nope, haven't a clue

Charlie Luzon
"Oh"

Jade is one of those girls that get easily confused with special sexual puns and double meaning sayings, you know, the sayings where you say something completely off topic and then it means something sexual. Meh.

(UGGGGH Yeah I stopped there, writers block, can't continue x_x)