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Offline Convict Cage

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Flight delays...
« on: March 29, 2012, 05:15:26 PM »
 Fade in on Cage and Dee as they're packing for their trip to Amsterdam. The slightly shaky camera would seem to indicate we're again viewing things through Evan's hand held cam.
Dee:You're sure she said it wouldn't be a big deal?
Cage:Of course...she said it'd  be cool to keep her little bro for a few weeks,just relax and enjoy the vacation.
Dee:Well it has been a few years since we've been to Europe....and they have some great museums in Amsterdam...
Cage:And great weed.
Dee:Is that all you care about you damn pothead...
Cage wraps an arm around her as he approaches from behind and begins to kiss her neck.
Cage:Not all...
Fortunately the doorell rings before  things get too explicit and Even ends up filming an amatuer porno.Dee pulls away and heads for the living room with Evan following,she opens the door and Jennifer comes in smiling at the two.
Dee:Hey girl...
Evan (frombehind camera):H..hi Jenn.
This gets him a look from both women and some knowing giggles.
Dee:I've got to go make sure that Jr. is all packed up you too play nice...
Dee makes her way out of the room as a moment of awkward silence falls between Evan and the smirking Jennifer.
Evan:So uhm wheres your boyfriend..Alex?
Jenn:Xander,and he's off trying to find himself a tag partner,he decided after Daddy whooped his ass a couple of weeks back that he isn't cut out for singles wrestling...
Evan laughs a bit which gets Jenn started laughing too,they both chuckle for a long moment before she looks back at him grinning.
Jenn:You know he's going to be out of town for like a week...and I could use some help with Jr. if you're up to it...
Evan:Well sure I mean if..
He's cut off when Cage comes in carrying a couple of bags which he hands to Jenn.
Cage:No can do Kiddo he's coming to Europe with us.
Evan:I am?
Dee reenters the scene with Bobby Jr. in tow.
Dee:He is? Bobby come on let them spend some together and get to know each other.
Despite a wink and added emphasis on the last few words Cage seems oblivious to Dee's meaning.
Cage:Hey he's the one who wanted this job.You want to film me you're gonna be there to film me when I win my first title after coming back from retirement.
Dee:Bobby..ixnay on the ockblockcay okay?
Cage (Turning to Evan and completley ignoring his wifes words):You got a passport right?
The camera  fades out and cuts back in for a few random moments of wandering around an airport before it cuts out again and cuts back to the inside of a plane.All the passengers seem more then a little irate.
Captain (over P.A.):..looks like we'll be stuck here on the tarmac for another hour or so. i've advised the flight crew to go ahead and hand out your meals if you'd like so please relax and we thank you again for flying with us...
Cage punches the back of the seat in front of him.
Cage:Two hours? Two friggin' hours!?! I paid for friggin' first cass I get tiny ass seats,a crappy movie,two hours sitting here waiting to take off and now they're going to make us wait even longer? This is bull!
Dee:Bobby calm down...
Cage:I ain't calming down...we could've taken our plane...
Evan:You have a plane?
Dee chuckles and shakes her head.
Dee:Barely..It's a single engine Cessna and niether of us knows how to fly it..he bought the damn thing a few years ago on a whim and has never used it...It's jsut sitting at an airfield outside of Atlanta...probably doesn't run...
Cage:It works fine..I had Ted's boys come by and check it out a few months back...
Dee:I thought you and Ted weren't hanging out anymore?
Evan: Ted Turne..
Dee:Yeah we used to live next door to him,hug wrestling fan...The guys a real Jed Clampett though.
Cage:Why are you always bustin' his balls? Billionaire Ted's a great guy.
Dee (too Evan):Him and Bobby got drunk one night and started wrestling then Bobby Hard Time'd him through the coffee table...haven't seen him since.
Cage:Hey he asked for it.. litterally he was all 'Hey Bobbo nail me with one a' them piledrivers'..and when a guy like Ted asks you do.
Dee:You broke his neck!
Cage:Because he asked me too!
The Camera fades out again,this time when it cuts back on the timestamp shows it to be two hours later,Dee is asleep with her head resting on Cage's shoulder,Cage has a small pile of little liqour bottles in front of him,the camera pans to the wondow to show the plane is still on the ground.
Cage:You know..I try and get there just a bit early..enjoy a few days in one hell of a city with my wife and shit like this happens...Sometimes I feel like the universe is just trying to get under my skin..you know?
Evan:Yeah I think I know what you mean..I finally meet a chick I really like...I get the oppertunity to spend a week with her...and my boss makes me work.
Cage laughs apparently not realising Evan is talking about him.
Cage:Yeah that kind of crap..I mean if this plane would have left on time we'd be almost there....You ever been to Amsterdam Evan?
The camera wobbles back and forth as Evan shakes his head no.
Cage:Man FHW used to go all the time...I think Dollbaby,the owner,she must've had a thing for the redlight district or something because we went to Amsterdam a good seven times after she took over...and you know something? I never lost once.
Seven events..four of them pay per views,and each and everyone of 'em I walked away the victor...Hey you're recording this right?
Evan:Yeah.
Cage reaches out and grabs the camera pulling in close to his face.
Cage:Bo Dreamwolf..I hope you heard what I just said because the streak I've got going in SCW is NOTHING compared to my Amsterdam win record.They love me over there in Europe and when I beat you and take the Roulette Championship for my own there will be riots in the streets like their favorite team just won the world cup or some shit...
Point being... enjoy your title while its still yours because Sunday I'm taking it and I'm keeping it. So polish it up nice and shiny for me and say your goodbyes,It's time for Bobby Cage to be a champion again.
The plane finally begins to lurch forward causing a cheer to erupt from the back as the camera cuts off.