BILL BARNHART PROMO FOR KING FOR A DAY SHOWDOWN MATCH
There is a camera person at the hotel room where Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Iris the Bulldog, are located for this edition of Climax Control which is located in Copenhagen, Denmark, at the Tivoli Gardens. Bill, Bea, and Iris are situated in a very nice hotel near the Tivoli Gardens. From the camera shot we are looking at we can tell that Bill, Bea, and Iris, have a very nice room at their hotel. Bill and Bea are waiting for the camera person to let them know when they are ready to broadcast their comments leading up to the match Bill has against Ciaran Doyle. The camera person checks all the settings on their camera. Satisfied that they have everything with the camera running properly the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are fully live broadcasting at this time.
Bill: Thanks to everyone who tuned in to listen to my comments for my upcoming match against Ciaran Doyle. Most of you recognize my wife, Bea, who is not only a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling but she is also my official Manager. Across the room you see our English Bulldog Iris as she travels with us frequently to the different places we are assigned to wrestle.
Bea: Serving as Manager for Bill during his wrestling matches is an assignment I take seriously. Also having Iris allowed to be at ringside with me allows me to have a second pair of eyes watching for those who want to run to ringside to attack me or Bill. Too many of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are cowards so they are prone to cheating, running in on our matches, and attacking us so having Iris next to us during our matches is a blessing.
Bill: I will inform the viewers that I have a lot of items I want to talk about today. I will probably be all over the place, rather than staying on one subject for a long period of time, because when something pops into my head I want to let it out so everyone know exactly, word for word, what I said so that you out there cannot twist my words around to suit your mentally ill attitudes.
Bea: Dang Bill!!! It is early in your comments and already you are fired up and ready to kick some butt.
Bill: Just bear with me Bea. I will be all over the place with my comments, as I already stated, and if I go off with those topics, and go into other topics, then I return and go with the previous topics again, trust me that in the end it will make so sense and logic even my Ciaran Doyle can understand what I am saying and what my comments will mean to him the instant the Timekeeper rings the bell and our match is officially underway. So, Bea, sit back, grab a beer and enjoy it, and watch me work my magic.
Bea: You go Bill!!!
Bill excuses himself so that he can walk into the kitchen area and pull a few beers out of the refrigerator so that he can enjoy them while talking smack to Ciaran Doyle and Ryan Keys.
Bill: The first item on my list concerns the statistics of myself and Ciaran going into our match. I included Ryan Keys in these first comments as he has been assigned as the Guest Referee for our match and what that means to me is that he plans on attacking me and Ciaran so that when our King For A Day match takes place Ryan will feel he has the advantage in that upcoming match. After I get done destroying Ciaran in match this weekend, and if Ryan gets overly involved in the match to try to injure and Ciaran, I figured I would give statistics on all three of us just so nobody can walk up and claim that I never told them that information.
Bea: Sounds like a good start from where I am sitting.
Bill: I am coming into our match this weekend at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds. Ciaran, on the other hand, is coming into our match at five feet eleven inches and one hundred sixty-seven pounds. That means I have a five inch height advantage and 73 pounds of weight advantage over Ciaran Doyle. Since Ryan Keys is going to be the guest Referee for my match with Ciaran I will include his statistics also. Although I do not know if the statistics I found are accurate with Ryan Keys I will present what I have anyway.
Bea: Give us what you have Bill.
Bill: Although Ryan Keys is serving at the Special Guess Referee for our match, where he is to ensure me and Cirian are obeying the rules of the match, there is no doubt in my mind that Ryan will find a way to get physically involved in the match to try to wear me and Cirian down so when our King For A Day match takes place Ryan will have it in his head that maybe, just maybe, attacking myself and Cirian, might give him an advantage in our King For A Day match. Comparing myself with Ryan Keys I came up with the fact that with me at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds, and Ryan Keys is involved in this match with statistics which is six feet in height and two hundred twenty-five pounds of weight. That still gives me two inches of height advantage, and fifteen inches in height, over Ryan. So there you have it. I have the advantage over both of them. Oh, Ryan, I wanted to state that I hope you can control yourself so that you do not get yourself hurt and then whine about not being at one hundred present for our King For A Day Match. Game over!!!!
Bea: I have a question for you concerning your match against Ciaran Doyle.
<Bill: Ask me whatever you want to ask. I will give you the truth.
Bea: Should we have any concerns about both myself and Iris at ringside in case Ciaran Doyle violates the rules and if Ryan Keys, as Special Guest Referee, violate the rules and attack you, does that then allow me full rights to attack them and shut them down in any way I feel is required?
Bill: During my wrestling career I have held the mind-set that if opponents cheat in matches to try to get a cheap win over me then there are no more rules and I cross over from obeying the rules to doing whatever I need to do to destroy my opponent and win the match. I see nothing wrong with that. Add into the mix that if my opponent, or opponents, violate the rules then I have no problem with you as my Manager, and Iris as my Dog, jumping in and laying some serious hurt on them.
Bea: Thank Bill!
Bill: Now for my favorite part of talking about my upcoming match or matches and that favorite part of the comments is that I get to inform my opponent, Ciaran Doyle, and in the case of this upcoming match, I also get to inform Ryan Keys, what he should expect from me in this match if he decides to interfere in the match.
Hearing that comment from her Daddy Bill we watch as Iris perks up and starts running around the room as she is excited about what Daddy Bill is going to talk about.
Bea: You intro to your closing comments woke Iris up out of a dead sleep. She is going to have a lot of fun hanging out with me at ringside while you are involved in your match. So what are you going to talk about concerning your match before we close this session of comments?
Bill: Ryan Keys is a very good wrestler and I have respect for him on what he has accomplished. Ryan. . .your involvement in my match against Ciaran Doyle is that of serving as the Referee for our match. If you interfere in our match you will get beat down. If you cheat on behalf of Ciaran Doyle you will get more beat down pain and suffering. And if the two of you combine forces to try to destroy me then both of you will get such a severe beat-down from me that you two will not be able to function in our upcoming KING FOR A DAY MATCH. Did I make myself clear? Did you understand what I am saying? So the choice for you two is whether you want to try to attack me and beat me down or if you want me to beat the two of you down so hard you may not be healthy enough to show up, and participate, in our upcoming KING FOR A DAY MATCH. The choice is yours so you two need to make the right choice.
Bea: Damn!!!
Iris perks up and gives her doggy version of the exclamation of DAMN that Bea just stated.
Bill: I am not trying to be mean to my opponent. I am not trying to be mean to Ryan Keys. I am not trying to puff myself to appear more threatening than I already am because I am not like that. I am simply letting Ciaran and Ryan that I am not going to tolerate cheating, having your friends run in on our match to attack me, or any other form of foul play or cheating. If you two get caught violating the rules I will hurt you and the pain you suffer from the hurt I put on you for your dirty deeds will carry all the way to our KING FOR A DAY match. Yes. . .that is how confident. . .able. . .I am so I caution you two to stick to the rules of our match or suffer for a damn long time from the beat down I give to you.
Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and that the camera person can shut down their camera when they are ready. The camera person states they will shut down the camera in about 30 seconds. Bill and Bea stand together facing the camera, with Iris between them, for the final camera shot for today, then when the 30 seconds is up the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
