[Andrew]

When the camera person assigned to follow Bill Barnhart, leading up to his match against Liam Davis in a KING FOR A DAY QUALIFIER match, connects his camera to the Network, we get a shot of Bill Barnhart, his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris. The camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting now so Bill and Bea get ready to present their comments leading up to the match Bill has against Liam Davis.

Bill:  I am in Sandusky, Ohio, at the Cedar Point Celebration Plaza. Sin City Wrestling is presenting Climax Control 452 at this location and this is where I am having a KING FOR A DAY Qualifier match against Liam Davis. I was not at Climax Control 451 as I traveled home to check over our house to make sure everything was in order. I also spent time with our neighbor, Andrew, who is the person who takes care of Iris for us when Iris is not traveling with us in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea: I had a match against Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 451. I did not win the match but that is okay. I am not here to push myself in the faces of everyone, as most of the Bombshells do, as I am here to do my assigned wrestling as stated by Management. Bill and Iris were at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as Bill already mentioned, but now at Climax Control 452 it is Bill who is assigned to a match against Liam Davis in a King For A Day Qualifier match. I will be serving at ringside as the Manager for Bill and I will have Iris with me at ringside just in case some of the other wrestlers want to run in on the match Bill is in to try to cheat him out of a victory.

Bill:  This is an interesting venue for the wrestlers to do their wrestling because we are performing inside the amusement park. First I will open with general comments so that the fans have an idea what is going on with my match against Liam Davis.

Bea:  What will you be presenting first?

Bill:  I always start with the statistics of the wrestlers involved in the match. I am coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Liam is coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 220 pounds. What the. . . Liam is giving up 6 inches of height and 20 pounds of weight against me. Damn! I feel like I am wrestling against a Midget wrestler. Har har har!!!

Bea:  Hell of a nice dig Bill! You managed to insult and demean Liam at the same time.

Bill:  Well if it helps I do feel a bit sad for Liam because he doesn’t have a chance of defeating me. We will both walk into the match as challengers but I will be the wrestler who exits the match as the winner who has earned a spot in the upcoming KING FOR A DAY match. But I honestly don’t care how Liam is going to feel after I win the match. His sadness is my happiness.

Bea:  What do you think about Liam’s claim that he used to be a police officer in Florida?

Bill:  My first thought is that he is lying about having served as a real police officer. My second thought is that he apparently didn’t do a very good job in that position as he is no longer employed as a police office as he is a wrestler now. My third thought is that over my long wrestling career I faced to many people who claimed to be something that they were not. In the end they only proved that they are liars and they got caught in their lies. After having done some research I am unable to find absolute proof that Liam really did work for a Police Department and was a real Police Officer.

Bea:  With your research not giving you information that can prove what Liam claims about his former Police work I guess the only conclusion that you can come to is that he is stretching the truth a bit.

Bill:  More like stretching the truth more than a bit. Also there is a parody I would like to present which is what popped into my mind when I saw Liam’s claims of being a former Police Officer.

Bea:  Oh, man, this is going to be hilarious.

Bill:  The fact that Liam Davis is supposedly a former Police Officer then it is clear, to me anyway, that he is possibly a “former” Police Officer for a reason. I believe that Liam got released. . .more like he got fired. . .from serving as a Police Officer for a valid reason. I have a mental image of Liam working for a Police Department and shooting himself in the foot like Deputy Barney Fife in The Andy Griffith television program. There were many episodes on The Andy Griffith Show when Deputy Barney Fife confronted a robber and when Barney tried to pull his gun out of the holster he ended up shooting himself in the foot. And, of course, Barney had other incidents too like when he was trying to show off his gun-handling proficiency to his friends. When he tried to show off his gun-handling expertise he would either shoot himself in the foot or nearly shoot someone else standing near him. After those incidents we realized that there was damn good reason for Sheriff Taylor to require Deputy Barney Fife to have only one single bullet for his gun. Another requirement was that Deputy Barney Fife only received that one bullet for his gun but he was ordered to place the single bullet in his shirt pocket and secure his shirt pocket by locking the button on the pocket. That way it eliminated Barney trying to show off to others and hurt someone, or himself, and get everyone fired. Yep. . .that is darn sure the mental image I get of Liam Davis trying to pass himself off as a valid Police Officer.

Bea:  Oh my gawd Bill! When you stated it like you did I got a great mental image of watching The Andy Griffith Show with Liam Davis serving as Deputy Barney Fife.

Bill:  Well he is about the same competence level as Deputy Barney Fife and like what Sheriff Taylor did to Barney in taking sharp objects, and the bullet for his gun, away from him so he will not hurt himself so maybe Sin City Wrestling needs to take away the broken toys and sharp objects that we see Liam Davis handling. Another thing I noticed concerning Liam Davis is that he attempts to cheat in non-Hardcore matches by using weapons against his opponents. Although I realize that the Referees are often trying to watch everything at once during the time they are officiating a wrestling match but they can, and often do, miss stuff. I am sure that whenever our Referee looks away from myself and Liam for just an instant that Liam Davis will pull out some illegal weapon and try to take me out of the match with it. But that is where you and Iris come in. Bea you are officially my Manager for my wrestling matches and Iris is our guard dog. If you and Iris need to get involved in the match due to cheating by Liam then anything goes. I just hope we do not have to take that route against him.

Bea:  Is there anything else you wish to discuss before I inform the camera person that we are done with comments or your match?

Bill:  Nope. I’m good. You can tell the camera person we have reached the end of our comments leading up to my match against Liam Davis.

Bea informs the camera person that Bill is done making comments for his upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that he is shutting down his camera now. After a quick pause the camera feed is cut and our screen goes dark.