BEA BARNHART PROMO FOR TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR BLAZE OF GLORY XV
The scene opens at a Burger King restaurant located in Fort Worth, Texas, and we see Bea Barnhart, and her husband Bill, enjoying the food at this location. Unfortunately their English Bulldog, Iris, is not with them at the Burger King Restaurant since they don’t allow pets in their restaurant unless they are certified Service Dogs. When the assigned camera person lets Bea and Bill Barnhart know that they have their camera broadcasting so Bea can comment on her upcoming match at Blaze of Glory XV, against Harper Mason and Amelia Reynolds, Bea launched into comments concerning her upcoming match.
Bea: The time in history has come where I, Bea Barnhart, obtains the Roulette Championship. Yes, I know, my current match is to obtain the Number One Contender position for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. The thought of me taking on the Bombshell Roulette Champion and de-throning them has the other wrestlers running scared. You can throw all your nonsense into the air and hope when it falls to the ground someone might give a damn what you think about me but that is a problem you created that you have to deal with. I will earn the number one contender for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at this event then move on to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship down the way. Anything you want to add to my comments Bill?
Bill: Not at this time Bea. You focus on your upcoming match while I focus on my food.
Both Bea and Bill laugh at Bill’s comment then Bea returns to commenting on her upcoming Triple Threat Ladder Match for the Number One Contender for the Bombshell Roulette Championship.
Bea: First item is that I should have obtained the Bombshell Roulette Championship a long time ago. I was successfully defeating all those who were also trying to get a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I was defeating everyone I faced. There was one of the Bombshells who thought she was the best wrestler in the world and in six Hardcore Rules matches I defeated her six times. That should have sent me to the top of the rankings for the Bombshell Roulette Championship but that did not happen. It was decided that the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship would be the wrestler I defeated six times and she stumbled through her match and somehow ended up obtaining the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Then she lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship two weeks later. She re-wrote the definition of the word FAILURE and PATHETIC. I am here to tell you that what happened to that wrestler I mentioned will NOT happen to me. I am going to win this match against Harper Mason and Amelia Reynolds then I will move on to defeat who ever happens to be the Bombshell Roulette Champion and I assure you I will retain possession of the Bombshell Roulette Championship for a very long time.
Bea pauses her comments and looks over at Bill to check on him and Bea is satisfied that Bill is enjoying the food.
Bea: At the first look you take of the three wrestlers in my match, which is myself, Harper Mason, and Amelia Reynolds, you will come to the conclusion that we are so close in height and weight that there is no advantage for any of us in this match. Oh how you would be wrong…very very wrong…and here is why. I am five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds. Harper is five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. Amelia is five feet four inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. At first glance most of you low-income morons would come to the conclusion that none of us in this match has the advantage. WRONG!!! Since Harper and Amelia are typical low-income, slow to react, and basically clowns trying to be wrestlers then they are way below me in every aspect. I mean, come on, I am a better wrestler than both of them could ever be. Also I carry a 160 I.Q. score which places me in the top category of GENIUS level people. While Amelia and Harper want to spend most of their ring time teasing the male fans by acting sexy and revealing I am inside the wrestling ring to prove I am the better wrestler and I do not need to act like a slut to get noticed by the fans.
Bea looks into the camera and she snarls and growls into the camera and her snarling and growling causes Iris the Bulldog to jump to her feet and she starts snarling and growling also. Bea and Bill look over at Iris and they are so amused with her actions that they cannot help but laugh at Iris. Iris then takes a stern look at Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea before she flops on the floor to relax and take a nap.
Bea: Harper. . .Amelia. . .let me lay everything out in the open so that there is no confusion on your part. . .that there are no hard feelings when I defeat both of you. . .so that you two will not run to Management to make claims that I cheated you out of the Bombshell Roulette Championship. If you two were to whine and complain to Management and make claims that I cheated you in our match in order for me to win the shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship then all you would be doing is proving to the world that you two are morons and idiots. You cannot cheat someone out of a match that is classified as Hardcore Rules with the specific way to win is to climb up a ladder and gain possession of the briefcase that contains a contract for a shot at the Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Championship. Then again. . .I cannot expect you two to go public and prove to everyone that you are too stupid to know how this match is going to work.
<is>Bea glances over at Bill and Bill smiles and tells Bea to continue with her comments as he is withholding his comments for now.
Bea: I will present my closing comments now. A lot of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling like to get in front of the camera and run their mouths until you want to whack them in the head with a baseball bat. And that, my friends, is what I feel like doing to Harper and Amelia but I have to wait until we get in the ring and our Triple Threat Ladder Match begins. At that time all hell breaks loose with me perpetrating 90 percent of the damage on you two. I will climb the latter and take possession of the Contract for a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. If you don’t believe me now. . .for darn sure you will believe me when I walk away as the winner. Good luck girls…you are damn sure going to need all the luck you can find to defeat me.
Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to let them know that they are cutting their camera feed then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
