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“One Legged Donkey In An Ass Kicking Contest!”
« on: August 06, 2025, 10:09:59 PM »
Cassie did her best in the Disco Inferno Dance of Death Match but an early attack on her bad leg by Alicia ultimately cost Cassie the match as her decision to use her Heir to the Wolfe Finisher on Bea blew out her knee, leaving her open to Seleana’s Kattoga finisher! Alicia would subsequently get the win by hitting the Georgia Drop on Seleana but the status of Cassie’s knee was up in the air.

Or was it? Because the bosses had decided to book her for this week’s Climax Control, this time in singles action against Andrea Hernandez! Andrea and Cassie last met in the Elimination Chamber Match at Blaze of Glory where Andrea eliminated Cass from the match and now Andrea was set to challenge Kayla Richards again for the World Bombshell Title at Violent Conduct, can Cassie even compete, let alone win?

The Medic’s Room, Backstage at Climax Control 431, Ibiza, Spain
Sunday the 3rd of August 2025, 23:00pm

Welp, that fucking sucked!

The Disco Inferno Dance of Death Match was definitely one of the most unique match types I’ve wrestled in during my SCW Career, hell, even my wrestling career, and sure, my basic white girl dancing left a lot to be desired but once the actual match started? I went in there guns a blazing.

Pretty much had too because Alicia Lukas was one of my opponents! However in the process? My bad leg was attacked.

Okay, some background because as Harper mentioned on commentary I used to play soccer when I was in high school, that ended after one bad tackle left me with a permanent leg injury that ended any potential soccer career I could’ve had and it also ruined the other girl’s life because it was during practice and she got expelled from school as a result but I digress! It was because of the injury that I started smoking weed, medical marijuana to help with the pain, you know?

I’ll give you three guesses as to why I eventually stopped smoking the stuff and the last two don’t count! Not everywhere has caught up with the fact that marijuana can help with pain and being arrested in a foreign country for weed possession would really put a damper on any plans I have of being a globetrotting wrestler!

So yeah, these days I just manage the pain I get from my leg with painkillers, and I’m going to need a lot of them after Alicia Lukas had my bad leg in that ankle lock for so long and I blew out my knee doing the Heir To The Wolfe on Bea.

“Okay Cass, tell me again.” The doctor said as he examined my leg, Josh and Harper were standing nearby, Josh with his arms crossed and Harper with her Roulette Title over her shoulder. “How did you injure your leg originally?”

”Back when I was in High School I used to play soccer, then during practice another girl tackled me from behind and I landed funny on it.” I explained as I folded my arms and the doctor nodded. ”That leg’s never been the same since and I had to quit the soccer team for medical reasons, by the way, I know we’re in Spain but I’ve lived in the US for so long that I use soccer instead of football almost like second nature.”

“I understand, being Australian I’m sure you think of Aussie Rules Football when you hear football being mentioned.” The doctor nodded in understanding and I nodded to confirm that was the case. “I’ll submit my findings to Christian before you leave but I see no reason not to clear for the left of the cycle, the leg may hurt you for the rest of the day but I can’t find any lasting damage, it’s likely the knee buckled because of Bea’s weight coming down on it.”

”Yeah, that makes sense, and thanks doc.” I responded with a grin before the doctor left. ”Guess I’m not getting out of this cycle that easy, huh?”

”Guess not.” Harper nodded in agreement as she walked up to my bed. ”Frankly I’m just glad you’re okay Cass.”

“Same, but we need to be careful. Especially if Christian books you for next week’s show in Monaco.” Josh nodded as he walked up. “I’ll arrange for a fresh batch of painkillers if you need them Cass, don’t worry about the leg for now.”

”Shouldn’t need it but thanks.” I responded before getting a text notification, when I saw it I saw it was the new card text and immediately clicked on it. ”Great, I’m going from one former World Bombshell Champ to another!”

“Who?” Josh asked and I showed him the match. “Andrea Hernandez, not an easy opponent to say the least.”

”And someone I’d be excited to wrestle if not for my leg.” I responded with a sigh as I set my phone down. ”Guess we’re off to Monaco next week.”

“Yeah but I might not be able to go with you to Climax Control.” Josh responded as he shook his head. “Wrestleleague remember?”

”AKA the same reason Jessie missed tonight’s show.” Harper responded with a nod. ”We’ll do fine Josh, not exactly the first time we’ve worked a show without a manager.”

“Good, but I’ll keep you posted.” Josh responded before we left the office.

The Hotel Pool, Monaco
Tuesday the 5th of August 2025, 06:00am

So yeah, turns out? Josh will be missing this Sunday’s show because Wrestleleague scheduled a show for the exact same day as Climax Control and his match is on that show.

To be honest, me and Harp knew this was a possibility since Josh and Jessie were both taking part and Jessie had to miss the first Climax Control that had Harper as champion and Josh showed up to Ibiza with a major case of jet leg as while his match was the night before? He had to fly in  straight from the first Wrestleague show of the weekend to ensure that he’d be on the island in time for the show.

I swear, I didn’t travel this much back when I was working for MPW and the other SCW (Supreme Championship Wrestling) in late 2022/early 2023 and I was regularly commuting between the UK and the US during that period!

And then we get into this match between me and Andrea.

This isn’t the first time I’ve wrestled Andrea, hell this isn’t even the first time we’ve shared a company because we were both on EWC’s Rampage Brand a couple of years ago, never wrestled while were there and she left the company not long after I joined but even so, on paper this match should be a barn burger, we’re both high flyers with a penchant for leaving jaws on the floor, she’s a former World Bombshell Champion to boot! So what’s the problem?

My leg.

I thought my leg would start to feel better as the week progressed but it’s taking longer than I would like and it’s really limiting my activities here in Monaco because we don’t want to risk permanent damage by putting too much weight on it.

Luckily? Josh found a solution: build up strength in the leg with exercise that doesn’t require me to use my leg much, and it just happens that the hotel that SCW stuck us in has a pool.

“How’s the leg feeling Cassie?” Josh asked as he watched me swim from a chair to the side of the pool and I looked up, Josh hadn’t brought any swimming trunks hence why he’s not swimming with me. “Swimming in general us great exercise.”

”Yeah, I’m trying not to use it to kick off the pool walls and stuff but it’s starting to feel a bit better.” I nodded in response as I leaned on the pool side with my arms crossed. ”Mostly glad that we snuck down here when we did, no one to interrupt me at this hour.”

“We’ll come back later when there’s more people around, see if you can handle it around others, but for now? This will do.” Josh nodded as he shifted his weight. “You a good swimmer Cass?”

”Well I haven’t drowned yet so that’s something.” I joked and Josh shook his head with a chuckle. ”But seriously? Yeah I’m pretty good, not spectacular because, before my injury, I was more into soccer than swimming, but yeah, I know enough to get around the pool.”

“Good to know and your mother did mention that you were a good swimmer.” Josh nodded in response before I laid back and just floated in the water. “Keep this up and we might move you onto more intense training as your leg gets better.”

”Provided I don’t fuck it up in the match against Andrea.” I muttered as I glanced as my bad leg. ”It’s not even that I’ll avoid using the Heir To The Wole against Andrea if I can help it, my leg’s going to be a big target for Andrea once that bell rings, my leg injury is well known and even if it wasn’t? my leg buckled during last week’s main event, if she ignores it then it’s a classic case of the elephant in the room.”

“It is a Catch 22 and you don’t want to repeat what Guy with a Cape did last week.” Josh nodded as he shifted his weight. “After all, no one’s heard a peep from him since he forfeited the title.”

”And all I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish.” I responded with a grunt as I rolled my eyes. ”Could never stand that creep and the fact that he got me fined through his ineptitude is just more bullshit on top of that.”

“All you can do is focus on moving forward and who knows? Mayve you’ll win a title like Harper did.” Josh commented and I grinned at that idea. “A win over Andrea would help, that’s all I’m saying.”

”No argument there.” I responded before I resumed my swim.

By the pool, Monaco
Tuesday the 5th of August 2025, 08:00am

*promo time*

Did I have to cut this promo while lounging by the pool to avoid standing for too long? Yes, did I still look cool while doing it? I think so.

”I really can’t catch a break when it comes to multi-woman matches, can’t I? First PPV Match of my SCW career ended in me going through a table, finished third in the High Stakes Rumble, finished third AGAIN in the Elimination Chamber Match, went through several ladders in the Queen for a Day Match and now?” I motioned to my bad leg. ”I fucked up my leg in the last one, by executing my Heir to The Wolfe Finisher of all things!

Okay, the fact that I ended up in a grapevine ankle lock thanks to Alicia “eventual winner” Lukas didn’t help my case either but I think the point still stands!”
I added before letting out a deep breath. ”And despite all that? I got cleared to compete after I got my leg checked out in Ibiza, against who, you ask? Oh just former Bombshell Internet and World Bombshell Champ Andrea Hernandez who also happens to be the #1 Contender for Kayla’s Title!”

Seriously!

”From one former World Bombshell Champ to another, and just so we’re clear? I’m not claiming a had a phantom reign with that belt when no one was looking. I was referring to the fact that my last three matches have been against Bombshells who have been at the top of the mountain!” I quickly clarified that fact as I brushed some hair over my shoulder. ”And yeah, my bad leg is why I’m cutting this promo from a deck chair I was told to avoid putting weight on this thing whenever possible.

Why no, I am not looking forward to wrestling Andrea when my leg is in such a state, why do you ask?”
I asked sarcastically because it was that fucking obvious. ”And yeah, I’ve been trying to build up strength in this thing through swimming, will it help? Your guess is as good as mine, but I’m damn sure gonna try.”

As for Andrea.

”It’s appropriate that I brought up the Chamber Match earlier, isn’t Andrea? After all, you were the one to eliminate me after I eliminated Mercedes! But this is our first proper one on one match since I joined the company just under a year ago and I’ll honestly take this over some bitch with a dumb name who quit after one title match being my second ever opponent!” I stated as I rolled my eyes. ”And she had the nerve to say that I didn’t belong? Yet I’m still standing, err, figuratively speaking off course, if you know? You know!

Anyway enough about Ms. Light Drizzle, because let’s face it Andrea, in this match? I’m basically a one legged donkey in an ass kicking contest if you target my leg, which you probably will now that I’ve brought it up but I’m going to do everything I can to minimize your chances.”
I added with a grin. ”And who knows?”

It’s that simple.

”Maybe it’ll be enough for me to pull off the upset of the century?” I asked as I leaned forward. ”After all, you’re the current #1 Contender to the World Bombshell Championship but what happens if you lose to a plucky young Aussie who hasn’t had a whiff of a title shot since the Elimination Chamber Match?”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

”Doesn’t look good, does it Andrea?” I asked with a grin as I patted my bad leg. ”Because bad leg or not? I fully plan on giving you the fight of my life this Sunday at Climax Control #432 from right here in Monaco, and after that? Who knows? Maybe I’ll set my sights on a certain Argentinian Bombshell? To all my fans? In a world if fake queens and entering a wrestling match with a leg that hurts like hell right now? Be yourselves and be a Rebel Princess! And Andrea? Be ready because whether it’s on one leg or two I’m Hungry Like The Wolfe!”

I turned off the camera as the scene fades.