I AM GOING TO QUENCH THE FIRE OF LJ KASEY
The camera shot comes up on our screen and we get a panning view of the UNVRS Nightclub where Sin City Wrestling is holding their event, Climax Control 431, where both Felix Hernandez and Bea Barnhart are involved in wrestling matches. When the camera pans around the venue we see there are many tables and booths set up and many of the Sin City Wrestling wrestlers have booths, tables, and other items, set up so when the fans walk through they can see the items the wrestlers have on display and they get the opportunity to speak with the wrestlers. We see Felix THE CAT Hernandez walking around the venue and we can tell he is excited as he takes in the items the wrestlers who have booths have on display. Due to Felix looking at all the items the wrestlers have on display he is not paying attention to where he is walking and who is near him and this causes him to bump hard into Justin Smith to the point of nearly knocking him over. Putting the blame on Justin we watch as Felix goes off on him.
Felix: HEY!!! Damn Justin!!!Why don’t you watch where you’re going? You nearly caused me to fall down when you bumped into me! I have a good mind to go to Management and demand a Grudge Match against you to teach you some manners! What do you have to say to that?
Although Justin Smith is much taller and heavier than Felix, and he is visibly ticked off with Felix yelling at him, he just ignores Felix and then he continues placing items on his display table and greeting fans as they come up to him to talk with him.
Felix: HEY!!! Are you deaf? I am talking to you and you are not responding!
Justin Smith continues to ignore what Felix is ranting about so he can focus on his display items and meeting fans and this, of course, causes Felix to spin out of control.
Felix: Oh, I get it, you want to be a jerk to me when it was your fault that I was tripping over your display items you set up because you bumped nto me! I am going to talk to Management and have them assign us to a Grudge match where the loser of the match will have to retire from wrestling? How about that?
Justin Smith continues to focus on the fans who are visiting him at his display table rather than waste his time with Felix Hernandez. This ticks off Felix so he stomps out of the room where the wrestlers have displays set up and we lose sight of him as he disappears around a corner. The camera person who was focusing on Felix with his camera chases after him since his assignment is to air the comments from Felix. When he catches up to Hernandez he sets up his camera and he informs Felix that he is there to focus his camera on him while he presents comments on his upcoming match against LJ Kasey. Felix looks into the camera to present comments on his match against LJ Kasey.
Felix: Coming up at Climax Control 431 I have a match against LJ Kasey. I am not going to stand in front of you and tell you that LJ is not a good wrestler because he is, in fact, a good wrestler. Both of us have been assigned to this match to see if we have what it takes to be moved up in the rankings in Sin City Wrestling. For sure I know I have what it takes but as for Kasey only he can answer for what is he, or is not, capable of. So please allow me to present a few items so you know what is happening in our match.
Felix holds one finger up for the camera to get a shot of.
Felix: The first item I wish to present is that I come into this match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds and LJ Kasey comes into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 210 pounds. LJ you may have 4 inches of height, and 45 pounds of weight, over me, but that doesn’t mean a damn thing for our match. It simply means that you have to carry around more weight than I do and that will wear you down and I will easily take advantage of you and win our match.
Felix now holds two fingers up for his second item he wishes to talk about.
Felix: The second thing I will talk about is that although you are a good wrestler there seems to be a requirement with the Kasey family to always get involved in the matches of their family members so they can interfere in their matches and get cheap wins for them. You can try that crap if you want but if we have a Referee who knows what they are doing when it comes to officiating wrestling matches you will be Disqualified and I will win the match.
Felix holds three fingers into the camera this time.
Felix: So let me present something for you. On the official Climax Control 431 Card for my match against LJ Kasey that LJ Kasey is trying to break through the barrier to prove that he has what it takes to make his mark in Sin City Wresting. Seriously? I honestly don’t believe that LJ Kasey could start a camp fire if he had a bunch of dried wood and about twenty gallons of gasoline! On the official card for Climax Control 431 it also hints that Bill and Bea Barnhart are likely to interfere in my match with LJ Kasey. Please allow me to set the record straight. Bill Barnhart is not at Climax Control 431. And although Bea Barnhart is at Climax Control 431 she has her own match to take care of so I told her I do not want her at ringside as my Manager for my match against LJ Kasey. Oh, gee, are you all upset that I blew your conspiracy theories to hell and back since Bea will not be at ringside for my match against LJ Kasey? Take your whine to someone who gives a shit!
Felix indicates that he will make his closing comments now.
Felix: I will give closing comments now. As for you, Kasey, you are going to lose this match to me and that will be a stain on your record. After I take care of you I hope that Management sets up a match for me to take on Justin Smith so I can pay him back for being a jerk to me at the Meet And Greet event where he tries to attack me. It will be a pleasure to have a match against Justin with the stipulation that the wrestler who loses the match will have to retire from Wrestling. We will see if Management takes that request into consideration as I am anxious to sent Justin Smith into retirement. Then, LJ, after I force Justin Smith to retire I will return to you and have a Retirement match against you and send you off to the Retirement Home. Have a happy retirement!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
While Felix is laughing loudly he motions to the camera person to inform them he is done with his presentation for today and they can cut their camera feed and the camera person does so and our screen goes dark.
