CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
We see the Narrator, who narrates opening comments for Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez, smiling into the camera. He then states he will make opening comments concerning the match Felix Hernandez has against Alexander Raven. We listen to what he has to say.
Narrator: My opening comments are simple today. Felix THE CAT Hernandez has a match against Alexander Raven and what Felix told me before I came on camera had me laughing. I asked him if he was concerned that Alexander Raven is an accomplished wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and Felix replied to my question with the comment that Alexander Raven used to be a top wrestler in Sin City Wrestling but not any longer. Then Felix hit me with the comment that CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND and the mental image I got had me laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chain. So with that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez who is the Broadcast Studio in the Magness Arena in Denver, Colorado.
The scene changes to a camera shot of Felix Hernandez who is sitting at a table. We do not think Felix is in his dressing room as the room looks more like a Broadcast Studio than a hotel room. When Felix is told by the camera person in attendance that they are now broadcasting live Felix looks into the camera to begin his comments on his upcoming match against Alexander Raven.
Felix: Looks like I have a fun match coming up at Climax Control 428. Well at least I get to have a fun match at Climax Control 428 as I get to face off against, and destroy, Alexander Raven and send him into retirement. I have a lot to say today so I will get into those items after I present general comments about my match. As everyone knows, or should know, Bea Barnhart is not just the Manager for Bill Barnhart, she is also my Manager. That means that Bea has the legal right to be at ringside for my matches so she can ensure the Referee calls a fair match and that my opponents do not hire interference to try to get a cheap win over me. I didn’t ask Bea to come on camera with me as I present my comments leading up to my match with Raven because I want the comments presented for that match to be my comments without someone else adding their comments until I am ready to allow them to add their comments. That is because I know what I want to say, how I want to say it, and that is the way I like it. With those items out of the way I will now get into direct comments about my match and to Alexander Raven.
Felix pauses to grab a can of Coke and he pops the top and takes a drink. He then puts the can of Coke on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments on his upcoming match.
Felix: Now it is time for me to get into the specifics of Alexander Raven, including the problems he is having lately, and how those things will bring him down and cause him to lose the match to me. From what I have been hearing in Sin City Wrestling lately it appears that Alexander Raven is the one who has been ticking other wrestlers off and those other wresters are cheering against him and that he will lose this match while they are cheering for me to win this match. If wrestlers honestly believe that running around the Federation and irritating nine out of ten wrestlers in the Federation, and Management, is the way to gain support and from the other wrestlers and the fans and Management they are extremely wrong. Raven it seems you don’t understand that ticking off everyone in Sin City Wrestling does nothing but hurt you and you wrestling career. And if you think that I will NOT take advantage of the fact that nearly everyone in the Federation hates you then you are kidding yourself.
Felix pauses his comments for a moment while he grabs a Pop-Tart snack and after he devours it he again takes a drink of Coke. Felix wipes his mouth then he returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments.
Felix: Now for some information on how we measure up against each other and how I see this affecting our match to the point where I earn a legal victory over you. First I want to talk about how we measure up against each other. I am coming into our match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds while you are coming into our match at 6 feet 2 inches and 225 pounds. Since we do not have a significant height advantage over the other our height doesn’t make a difference in our match. Also although you do have 90 pounds of weight over me that will NOT work in your favor as it will wear you our quickly carrying around that extra weight and it will bring you down in defeat to me. Raven I guess you are asking yourself how I can defeat you and I have no doubts about defeating you. With you carrying all that extra weight it will slow you down while I am lean and mean and agile all the time. Once you start waddling around the ring carrying that extra 90 pounds of weight which will be dragging you down and slowing you down you will not be able to fend off my attacks any longer and I win the match. AWWWW!!!!! Poor Alexander Raven you just got schooled by me!!!
Felix finishes off his can of Coke and then he looks into the camera to continue his comments.
Felix: Raven my Manager, as you well know, is Bea Barnhart. She is legally licensed as a Manager and she is legally allowed to be at ringside to ensure the Referee calls the match legally and that my opponent, which is you, doesn’t hire interference from thugs to try to screw me out of my win over you. I know you think you have what it takes to defeat me but you are only deceiving yourself. If you have anyone interfere in our match to attack me, because you want to try to get away with cheating to get a win over me, then you will pay a heavy price for your cheating. If you think you can hire thugs to interfere in our match to cheat me out of a victory you are again wrong. The only thing you will accomplish by hiring thugs to interfere in our match is that you will get Disqualified and I walk way with the win over you. I will make a public statement right now so that everyone can hear it. If you hire interference to try to cheat me out of a win. . .if you use illegal items to try to beat me down to cheat me out of a win. . .you will end up with me ending your wrestling career. I am not going to take crap from you and your thug friends as you will find out on Sunday.
Felix informs the camera person that he will ask Bea Barnhart to join him on camera now. The camera person lets Felix know they are ready for her appearance. A very short time passes and Bea arrives at the table where Felix is presenting comments on his upcoming match. Bea takes a seat next to Felix and the camera person gets a great shot of the duo.
Felix: I welcome Bea Barnhart, who serves as my Manager, and I believe most of you know who she is. For those who don’t know who Bea Barnhart is I ask you to get yourself informed as Bea is a major part of Sin City Wrestling, her own Wrestling career, and the Wrestling careers of her husband, Bill Barnhart, and myself as she serves as my Manager.
Bea: Thanks for the great comments leading up to me joining you on camera.
Felix: Well, Bea, you heard what I said about my upcoming match against Alexander Raven, and I know you want me to win and destroy him in our match, and I thank you for the overwhelming support. Is there anything I already presented that you wish to comment on?
Bea: Your presentation you made was great. The comments you made about Raven having irritated and insulted and pissed off at least half the Roster, and nearly all Management Staff, gave me a mental image. The mental image I came up with is watching Alexander Raven insult everyone is like Raven placing himself into an overflowing toilet, full of crap and then he continues to flush the toilet while he remains in the toilet bowl. Felix you have done nothing to irritate Management while Alexander Raven seems to have the desire to destroy Sin City Wrestling and his own career. Oh well that’s a situation that he caused so he can go to Hell with that attitude for all I care.
Felix: Wow. Anything else you observed during my comments before you joined me on camera?
Bea: I enjoyed your comments to inform Raven that I will be at ringside serving as your official, and legal, Manager. All the items you mentioned that I do as your Manager were right on the mark. At every match where I serve as Manager I am there to ensure the Referee calls a fair match, I ensure that the opponent of the wrestler I am serving as Manager for doesn’t cheat or obtain interference from others. I take wrestling, and my Manager position, seriously and I will not allow anyone to screw you out of your victory over Alexander Raven.
Felix: Are there other items I mentioned you would like to comment on?
Bea: Not specifically but I would like to continue making general comments.
Felix: Okay, Bea, let’s see what you got.
Bea: One item that comes to mind is the fact that I face several Bombshells and won many matches against them. The only problem I had was that I made it clear that I wanted to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. But I am unlike other wrestlers who whine, bitch, moan, and complain, that they are not getting the amount of Championship matches to keep them happy. With me I am happy that they enjoy having me perform on the various cards throughout the year. Felix I cannot remember the exact date of your match but I remember that you pulled off a major win over one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who is classified as one of the top performers in the sport. That was a major accomplishment for you as nobody gave you a remote chance of getting the win over that wrestler. Now I am seeing that again with Alexander Raven. Alexander is a spoiled brat jerk who feels the world owes him a living while I feel the only thing Alexander Raven is owed is a severe ass kicking and defeat at your hands.
Felix: Thanks for the generous comments Bea. I am one of those wrestlers who doesn’t brag when they obtain a well-deserved win over a wrestler that everyone else feels I am below their level in the wrestling ring. It made me feel great when I got the win you referenced. But, unlike other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestler who are like Alexander Raven, I did not brag about that win I took the win as a blessing and used what I learned in that match to keep moving forward and never looking back.
Bea: So, Felix, I have a question that I know most of the fans are asking and wanting an answer to. I do not want to put words in your mouth so I will present what I am thinking and you provide the response.
Felix: Fire away Bea!
Bea: If you lose this match to Alexander Raven would you congratulate him on his victory or disrespect him for the win if he did not cheat or have interference in the match? However when you win your match against Alexander Raven will you be upset if he refuses to congratulate you on your win and would than offend you?
Félix Thanks for the question Bea. If I were to lose my match to Alexander Raven, if he were to win without cheating or interference, I would gladly congratulate him on his win. That’s how I am Bea. However when I win our match against Alexander Raven I am sure he would not do the right thing by congratulating me on my win over him. People with the mindset that Raven has always have a difficult time accepting a loss to other wrestlers.
<Bea: I am done with my comments Félix. I fully expect to celebrate your victory over Alexander Raven. As long as Raven doesn’t cheat, use illegal weapons, or hire interference in the match, I am okay if he obtains the win. However if he cheats, usese illegal weapons, and hires interference in the match, I will make sure that he will pay the price of his disrespect.
Felix: That’s all we have to say to the viewers today. From here we enter my match against Alexander Raven and as long as there is no cheating, illegal weapons, or interference in the match, however the match ends up is okay with me. I am done with my comments for today so the camera crew can cut their camera feed when they are ready to do so.
The camera crew, knowing that Felix is done with his comments, cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
