FELIX HERNANDEZ WILL BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION AT CLIMAX CONTROL 411
Narrator: Wow!!! Things have taken an interesting turn for Felix Hernandez. After his recent win over Kris Ryans we see that Management has placed Felix into a match against HELLUVA BOTTOM CARTER. But not just any match against Carter for a match with the Internet Championship on the line. If anyone doubts that Felix can achieve the win to become Internet Champion then make sure you watch Climax Control 411 so you can watch Felix Hernandez make history.
The camera shot switches away from the Narrator to a shot of Felix THE CAT Hernandez in a large lobby and we assume it is the lobby of the hotel where Hernandez is staying while working at Climax Control 411. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who serves as the Manager for Felix, is standing next to him. When the camera pans around the lobby it becomes clear that Felix is at the Double Tree Hilton Hotel in Denver. Felix and the camera person take up most of the lobby area but there is room for other clients to pass by. The camera person informs Felix that they are now live broadcasting to the Network and that the Network will be showing the comments from Felix live.
Felix: I wish to thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my match at Climax Control 411. If you are not yet aware of the match I am involved in it is an Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter and, yes, with the Internet Championship on the line. Before I go into comments directly related to this match, and how I ended up in this match, I wish to clarify several things.
Felix looks over at Bea.
Felix: Bea I will no longer have the Magic Bag Of Tricks Briefcase with me and as of today I want no association with the Briefcase or the Entity associated with it. After what happened in my match against Kris Ryans I am turning my back on the Entity that controls the briefcase. Also, Bea, I have to ask you to stop coming to ringside to serve as my Manager for my matches until I am ready to have you do the Manger thing again for me. Until I get away from the Entity, and the briefcase, to where I know I will not be troubled by them again, I ask that you remain in the backstage area in case the Entity tries to get the briefcase involved in my matches. At that point you need to stop that from happening by any means possible.
Bea: I understand Felix. We have discussed this numerous times and I am supporting you in your decision.
Felix: Since that item is out of the way I would like to ask you to leave the lobby area so that I can conduct the remainder of my comments by myself. Please do not take that as a personal attack upon you. I simply want everyone watching this broadcast to pay attention to what I am doing and saying and to not have them focus on you or the damn briefcase.
Bea: I would never think that you would turn your back on me Felix. Turning your back on the briefcase and the Entity associated with it I fully understand. I will be on my way now and whenever you need me for something give me a call and we will get together the create our strategy.
Bea turns and walks out of the Lobby area. The camera person returns to focusing on Felix as he launches into further comments concerning his upcoming Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter. Before making his comments Felix walks over to a table and picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, takes drink, then he sets the can of Classic Coke on the table. Felix then looks into the camera and begins his comments.
Felix: Most of you are aware that I had with me most of the time a stainless-steel briefcase called the Magic Bag of Tricks. I do not control and briefcase and I cannot open it as it is controlled by an Entity that latched onto me for some reason as I didn’t go looking for this Entity that controls the briefcase. Recently I had a match against Kris Ryans who is a damn tough competitor and I ended up winning the match. I am not exactly sure what happened in the match but when I reviewed the video of the match it appeared to me that I was getting ganged up on which is not allowed. From what transpired that evening I took it that Kris Ryans was trying to cheat me out of the win. I also assume that the Entity of the briefcase placed the briefcase in my hands and shoved me into Kris which caused me to knock him down enough for me to get the win. The next thing I know I am scheduled for a shot at the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter. With that out of the way my next comment is that I will no longer reach out for anything from the Entity of the briefcase. I want nothing more to do with them. I will not bring the briefcase to the ring. Bea, when acting as my Manager, will not be allowed to interact with the briefcase. It will be all me, with Bea overlooking my matches to ensure my opponents don’t cheat me out of wins, and the Entity and the briefcase is no more.
Felix walks to the table to drink more Classic Coke then he continues with his comments.
Felix: I am fully aware that Helluva Bottom Carter is a great wrestler and that he finds ways to get into dominant positions against opponents for the win. With that said my goal is to be the one who maintains the advantage in this match so that I win the match and I walk away as the Internet Champion. I know what most of you are thinking as you think Helluva Bottom Carter cannot be defeated by me. I have no record against Helluva Bottom Carter so all he knows about me is what he has seen so far in my matches in Sin City Wrestling. When our match starts I assure you that Helluva Bottom Carter will immediately realize that I am going to win and earn the Internet Championship.
Felix picks up the can of Classic Coke. Felix finishes it then he walks over to a couch in the lobby area to continue his comments.
Felix: Since I am new to Sin City Wrestling, and also new to most of the fans and others who watch Sin City Wrestling, I would like to give you an A to Z description of myself so please sit back, relax, and let me educate you who I am from A to Z,
A I am AMAZING
B I am BOLD
C I am CAUTIOUS
D I am DAMGING
E I am ENERGETIC
F I am FAST
G I am GREAT
H I am HELL
I I am INTELLIGENT
J I am JUST
K I am KIND
L I am a LION
M I am MEAN
N I am NICE
O I am ORGANIZED
P I am PERSONABLE
Q I am QUICK
R I am RAGING
S I am SHOCKING
T I am TERRIFYING
U I am UNDERESTIMATED
V I am VILE
W I am WARRING
X I am XCEPTIONAL
Y I am YOUNG
Z I am ZEALOUS
Felix:There you have it. I am all what I stated and more.
Felix informs the camera person that he will finish his comments from his hotel room so that the hotel can keep the Lobby area free of obstacles. The camera person tells the Network and they inform the camera person to move to the hotel room of Felix Hernandez to finish the broacast from there. When the camera person cuts their camera feed the screen goes dark.
A short time later the camera feed is reestablished and the shot we see from the camera person is a shot of the hotel room where Felix Hernandez is residing in Denver, Colorado. When the camera person informs Hernandez that they are again live broadcasting Felix picks up where he left off with his comments.
Felix: Before I return to making direct comments for my Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter I pre-arranged for anyone who is watching to call in and ask me anything they want. I will take a few calls then I will return to discussing my upcoming Internet Championship match. The Network will put up the phone number you can call to talk with me or ask questions so let’s see how this goes.
Immediately the phone rings and Felix answers the call from the first caller.
Felix: Hi and welcome to my call-in session. Could you describe yourself for the viewers?
Caller Number One: My name is Mike and I am a wrestling fan. I don’t like you and I feel you are a pathetic cheater. I hope you lose big time to Helluva Bottom Carter! *bleep* you!
Felix: Thank you for your comments. Just so you know attitudes are like assholes. Everyone has one but most people don’t care what others think. Your opinion of me doesn’t change my approach to wrestling and it doesn’t change the fact that I am going to win the match and become Internet Champion. Not everyone can get along. Thanks for your call.
The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.
Felix: Welcome to my call-in session. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
Caller Number Two: My name is Rebecca and I am a huge fan of yours. Even though I am your fan I want to know why you hit Kris Ryans with your Stainless Steel briefcase during your match against him on November 3, 2024, at Climax Control 409 to win your match against him.
Felix: Although you state that you are one of my fans I am curious why, if you watched that match, you think I whacked Kris Ryans with the Briefcase to win the match. I watched the replay of that match numerous times and it reveals that the Entity of the Briefcase was trying to do something with the briefcase during the match and I was not expecting that to happen. I dove at the Entity to try to stop them from swinging the briefcase but I wasn’t able to stop them in time. The briefcase hit Kris Ryans and when Kris hit the mat I took advantage of the situation by pinning him for the win. That is one of the reasons I am facing Helluva Bottom Carter at Climax Control 411 for the Internet Championship. Thanks for your call.
The phone rings again and Felix answers the call.
Felix: I only have time for this last call. May I ask who I am speaking with?
Caller Number Three My name is William and I am your biggest fan. I will be cheering for you to win the Internet Championship from Helluva Bottom Carter.
Felix: Hmmm. . .your voice sounds familiar. You are Bill Barnhart Right? This is classic eh?
Caller Number Three: I wanted to wish you the best in your match against Helluva Bottom Carter. I am being honest that in two Singles matches I’ve had against Carter he won both of them. We both were also involved in three multi-wrestler matches and the team Carter was on also won those three matches. I will be watching as I want you to be able to do something I have not yet been able to accomplish against Carter.
Felix: Thanks for the call and the words of encouragement Bill. I will do my best to enter the match as the challenger and exit the match as the newly crowned Internet Champion. Well that’s all the time I have to take phone calls. I will return to comments concerning my upcoming match against Helluva Bottom Carter.
Felix puts his phone away then he returns to gazing into the camera to continue with his comments concerning the Internet Championship match against Helluva Bottom Carter.
Felix: There is a misconception in every factor of life, and even more in the sport of wrestling, that the bigger you are the more successful you are compared to other wrestlers. I find it pathetic to see so many people believe that size is all that matters in the sport of Wrestling. When you take into consideration that many of the largest and strongest wrestlers in the sport of Wrestling have been legally defeated by smaller and lighter opponents my point is clear. There is a saying that goes IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT IS THE DETERMINING FACTOR. . .IT IS THE SIZE OF THE ATTITUDE OF THE DOG IN A FIGHT THAT COUNTS. Carter you are a great wrestler and you have proved it on many occasions. What I feel you are doing, though, is making a mistake in taking me lightly. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us. I come into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. You, Carter, come into our match at 5 feet 9 inches and 171 pounds. Where you are making a mistake is that you are taking me lightly and failing to realize that you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me.
A huge smile comes across the face of Felix Hernandez before he continues with his comments.
Felix: Carter. . .Carter…Carter. . .you take too much too literally and you end up getting into a rut by doing so. If you face an opponent and you win then in your future matches you automatically assume you will win again. That is a mistake. . .a HUGE mistake. I will explain it to you by using a fishing incident I had many years ago.
Another huge grin comes upon the face of Felix.
Felix: Carter I don’t go fishing these days but many years ago I went fishing at a lake that had a dam where the water cascaded over the dam and the water filled a large containment area that was about 50 feet wide and about 30 feet from the dam to the shore where I was standing while I was fishing. Just like with wrestlers like you who want to negatively critique everyone else, instead of being critical of your own abilities, there were some people fishing at the dam that day who felt they needed to be critical of what all the other people who were fishing were doing. In that containment area below the dam there were dozens of Carp in the containment area. Some were really small and others were the average size for Carp. There was no way for the Carp to get out of the containment area as they were unable to leap up and over the damn to return to the main lake and they were not able to get out of the containment area on the downward side of the containment area since there was a wall with a spillway there and the spillway was too high for the Carp to get over it and move on down the river.
Felix looks into the camera and gives a questioning look into the camera before continuing with his comments.
Felix: Most of the other people fishing used bait such as worms and doughballs but I always did things differently than the others. I did, however, notice that nobody was catching any Carp that ware larger than their hand. So I did my standard routine when fishing for Carp and that was to bring a can of whole kernel corn and slide numerous kernels of corn on my hook. I did what people normally do to try to catch Carp which is to place a weight on the hook to make it on the bottom on the pone, lake, etc., asCarp are bottom feeders so sitting your bait and hook on the bottom usually results in a Carp sucking the bait and hook into their mouth and you reel them in.
Felix pauses for a moment then he continues commenting.
Felix: At this particular lake, at the area below the damn where the people fishing, most of the people fishing were White, Black, or Asian. One of the Asians fishing came over and gave me a sarcastic look and then he asked me what I was using as bait. When I showed him the can of whole kernel corn that I was using as bait he laughed loudly and told me that I am an idiot for trying to catch Carp with whole kernel corn. I told him that bait is bait and Carp will eat anything. Then when I asked him if he caught any Carp that day he turned even more sarcastic, because he had not caught a single Carp yet that day, before he turned around to returned to his fishing line.
Felix shrugs his shoulders to show how he responded to the comments the Asian man said to him.
Felix: I decided to reel my line in as it didn’t appear that any fish were taking the bait of whole kernel corn. Often the movement of the water causes bait to fall off the hook, regardless of what bait you are using, so it is always a good thing to reel in your line and check if the bait is still on the hook. It was extremely hard for me to reel in my line so I assumed that my hook got snagged on a log and that is the reason it was hard to reel it in. When I finally reeled my line in enough to see if it was snagged on a log I saw the head of an extremely large Carp pop up to the surface. I tried to pull on my line to get the Carp onto the land where I was located but it was way too heavy and I didn’t want to break my line or my fishing pole. I asked other fishermen to assist me and many of them came over to help me get the Carp onto the land. And before you ask I will answer. Everyone but the sarcastic Asian man came to help me bring the Carp onto land. One of the fishermen who helped me bring the Carp onto the land measured the Carp and it came in between 5 and 6 feet in length and around 50 pounds of weight.
Felix laughs into the camera.
Felix: Once the sarcastic Asian man realized that I managed to catch a Carp he walked over to where I was located and he was probably ready to demean me for catching a very small Carp. When this guy saw my huge Carp he silently turned around and walked away. I mumbled that I wonder where the sarcastic Asian guy went. One of the fishermen who helped me land the Carp commented that MAYBE HE WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A CAN OF WHOLE KERNEL CORN!!! We all had a great laugh over that comment.
Felix gives a look of being in deep thought then he return to gazing into the camera.
Felix: Carter why do you think I mentioned this story of fishing for Carp? I presented this true story so that everyone who is watching my comments today, especially you, realize that you don’t have to be arrogant or sarcastic to accomplish things. You simply need to keep things simple and come out on top. That is how I de-throned that sarcastic Asian fisherman and that is how I will de-throne you as Internet Champion.
Felix informs the camera person that he will take a quick bathroom break and on his way back he will get a can of Coke to drink before he continues his comments for his upcoming Internet Championship match. After a short pause Felix returns to continue his comments.
Felix: Carter I wish to add more comments concerning how to win when everyone else feels that you are losing the fight. What people need to observe is that it isn’t the amount of times you are knocked down during a match that is a factor. It is not how hard your opponent, or opponents, knock you down during a match that is a factor. What matters is how often you get up after getting hit hard and you continue in the match. The solution is that you always manage to get up after you get knocked down and that you never give up. That is how you prove that you are bold and brave. It proves you are in the game to win. It proves that your opponents are not as good as they claim they are because they are unable to take you out. Trust me on this Carter. No matter how many times you knock me down I will get back up every time. When the end of our match comes you will lose the match, and the Internet Championship, to me, because I never gave up in our match and I always got back up after getting knocked down.
Felix pauses his comments to take a drink of Coke then he gives a direct and stern glare into the camera.
Felix: Carter the person who loses our match is not the person who gets knocked down the most amount of times during the match. The loser of our match will be the person who gets knocked down and refuses to get back up. The person who wins our match is not going to be the person who knocks down their opponent the most amount of times. It will be the person who knocks their opponent down to the point where their opponent is unable to get up again.
Felix does a fist pump into the camera.
Felix: In closing I will give you additional items for you to think about. Carter here is the bottom line where I stand concerning our match. Unless you can knock me out to the point where you can pin me or I am unable to respond to a ten count from the Referee then you will lose the Internet Championship to me. If you are unable to damage me to the point where I cannot continue in our match then you are going to lose the Internet Championship to me. Carter I know you are an arrogant jerk and that you think you have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. However, Carter, I know that you do not have what it takes to successfully defend the Internet Championship against me. Please ensure that you are mentally ready to hand the Internet Championship to me because I AM GOING TO WIN OUR MATCH!!!
Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person sets his camera to a slow fade to black while Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera while flexing and posing for the camera. When the camera is done fading to black the camera feet is turned off and our screen goes dark.
