I WILL DEFEAT HARPER MASON AGAIN
Narrator: Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. This will be the second time Bea faces off against Harper with Bea winning their first confrontation. With that said I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart at the Starbucks Coffee location near the Gold Coast Casino where she is enjoying her coffee which appears to be a basic cup of coffee. We see that Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans, and a regular white pull-over shirt, and white sneakers. The assigned camera person walks up to Bea to inform her that they are assigned to broadcast her comments and Bea acknowledges them and asks them to set up to that they are not blocking customers from getting their drinks. The camera person does so and when they are set up and their camera feed is live they inform Bea and she launches into her comments for her upcoming match against Harper Mason.
Bea: I thank everyone who is watching today for tuning in to hear my comments on my upcoming match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 406. Before I jump into those comments I need to make a quick video call to our English Bulldog Iris who is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where our friend and neighbor, Andrew, is taking care of her while we are on tour.
Bea launches the video calling app on her cell phone and Andrew, who is taking care of Iris in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, launches the video calling app on the cell phone he has so Iris can talk with Mommy Bea.
Bea: Iris!!! How are you doing? Is Andrew taking good care of you while me and Daddy Bill are on tour?
Iris: Ruff. . .Bark. . .Whine…Snort. (Translation: I am doing fine. . .Andrew is taking great care of me while you and Daddy are on tour. . .I miss you and Daddy so much and I hope when you get a break and return home you will stay for a long time instead of rushing off go another wrestling event…snort!)
Bea: I am so very sorry Iris. Me and Daddy Bill have to perform our wrestling obligations with Sin City Wrestling when we are assigned to matches. Also it isn’t always an easy thing for the two of us to return to Lawrenceville, Georgia, while we are on tour as a lot of events are back-to-back and we are half way around the world from Lawrenceville. We will see what we can do the next time we are home. By the way how are you and Pete The Cactus getting along recently? I know he lives on the other West Coast of the United States so with you being in Georgia it isn’t easy for you two to get together and have a data. We will get that arranged for you after we return for a time as me and Daddy Bill will have a talk with Senor Vennie to have him visit us with Pete.
After Mommy Bea informs Iris that she and Bill will arrange with Senor Vinnie some dates with Pete The Cactus Iris begins running full speed around the living room of their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When Iris gets exhausted running around she drops on the carpet and she is panting heavily.
Bea: I figured that would get you excited. Me and Daddy Bill will be home soon. Just enjoy having Andrew taking care of you. And, Adrew, I cannot close this video call without thanking you for the care you give to Iris and the fact that you love her as much as me and Bill do.
Andrew thanks Bea for the nice comments and he promises he will continue to take great care of Iris. Bea then closes the Video Call app and she returns to looking into the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Harper Mason.
Bea: With Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Geogia, and with Bill relaxing at our hotel room, and when me relaxing in Starbucks, I can continue my comments for the enlightenment of Harper Mason.
Bea finishes her basic cup of coffee and she calls over one of the Starbucks servers to order another coffee. This time we hear Bea order a large Jave Chip Frappuccino.
Bea: You might be wondering why I ordered a Java Chip Frappuccino instead of another regular coffee so I will tell you. I love the Java Chip Frappuccino as it is chilled and creamy and has added cream. I find it a nice drink to have when you are talking to your next opponent explaining to them why you are going to thoroughly kick their ass and walk away as the winner of the match.
The Starbucks server returns with Bea’s Java Chip Frappuccino and Bea thanks them, gives them a tip, then she takes a drink, then she looks into the camera to talk to Harper Mason.
Bea: Well, Harper, here we are again. What’s that? You are asking what I mean by the term here we are again? Did you forget that we had one match against each other already? I guess with you taking losses in four out of five matches you have blocked those matches, and those losses, out of your memory. Our previous match was on September 24, 2023, at Climax Control 373. I defeat you by pinfall. That means I am 1-0 against you and you are 0-1 against me. I promise you, Harper, that when the bell rings to end our match at Climax Control 406, you will again take a loss to me and you will sulk back to your dressing room with an 0-2 record against me while I strut back to my dressing room at 2-0 against you.
Bea pauses her comments to take another drink of her Java Chip Frappuccino before continuing with her comments.
Bea: So, Harper, are you coming into our match thinking that you have the advantage over me? You thought the same thing on September 24, 2023, when I defeated you. Knowing that I took you out before and will take you out again must be driving you crazy. And, Harper, before you start bragging about all the so-called advantages you think you have over me I will shut you down. You come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 125 pounds. I come into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so we are basically even in weight but I do have a few pounds of weight advantage over you.
Bea pauses her comments to drink more of her Java Chip Frappuccino. When Bea is done she places the cup on the table then she wipes her lips with a napkin.
Bea: Harper I am one of those people who hear what others say ad then I evaluate what they say and what they do to find out if there are contradictions or errors in what was said by them. One of the things I noticed about you is that from the day you stepped into Sin City Wrestling as a wrestler you have claimed that you are the best thing to come to the world since sliced bread. However, Harper, all I have seen from you has been pathetic excuses for your numerous losses in the wrestling ring. You have not proven that you are a great wrestler. You have not proven that you are a good wrestler. You have not proven that you are an average wrestler. What you have proven is that you are a pathetic wrestler who cannot get the job done.
Bea finishes her Java Chip Frappuccino and looks into the camera again.
Bea: Since your name is Harper and the term of HARP and HARPING means to whine, bitch, moan, and complain, I feel that your name is appropriate since you whine, bitch, moan, and complain, about everything, and blaming opponents for your losses, instead of improving yourself so that you can actually win a few wrestling matches here and there.
Bea starts to walk to the door of Starbucks to go outside and walk to where her hotel is located. Bea looks at the camera occasionally, while also keeping her concentration on where she is walking, so she can make comments for the benefit of Harper Mason,
Bea: Harper you are damaged goods. Let me give you some examples of damaged goods. You go shopping and drop a container of eggs on the floor and the eggs break and splatter all over the place. . .that is damaged goods. You pick up a carton of milk and it slips out of your hands and hits the floor and milk splatters everywhere. . .that is damaged goods. You put food into either the oven, air fryer, or microwave, and the food burns to a crisp, or the food explodes, and creates a horrible mess you have to clean up. . .that is damaged goods. Yep. That’s you Harper. You are damaged goods and I promise that you will be further damaged after I soundly destroy you in our match.
Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Bea: Now, Harper, I am going to tell you exactly what I am going to do in our match. That way you cannot come up with any excuse that you were not informed and warned ahead of time. In our first match I defeated you by pinfall. In our upcoming match I want a more dramatic and damaging win against you. I will defeat you either by submission or knockout so I wanted to let you know that ahead of time so that it will not come as a shock to you when I defeat you in the manner I stated. Please enjoy the time you have remaining before you have to step into the ring against me because once the Timekeeper rings the bell and our match is officially underway you are doomed to lose to me.
Bea informs the assigned camera person that she is done with her comments for today and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bea is done with her comments and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and our screen goes dark.
