FACING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION
Narrator: Although Felix THE CAT Hernandez is currently at one win, two losses, and no draws, in Sin City Wrestling he does have a successful wrestling history in another Wrestling Federation. At Climax Control 402 Felix faces off against an accomplished wrestler by the name of Kris Ryans. With that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez.
When the scene shifts we see Felix Hernandez is in the venue where the wrestling ring is set up for the wrestling matches. We can see the wrestling ring set up off to the side of where Felix is standing and we also notice he is holding his Stainless-Steel Briefcase, which he calls the Magic Bag Of Tricks, in his hand. We also notice that Bea Barnhart, who is a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, but she also serves as the Manager for both Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez, standing next to Felix. When Felix is informed by the camera person that they are live broadcasting Felix faces the camera to present his comments.
Felix: I wish to thank the viewers for tuning in today to see what I have to say about my next wrestling match, which is at Climax Control 402, and my match is against Kris Ryans. Standing next to me is Bea Barnhart who is not only a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling she is also the wife of Bill Barnhart and she serves as Bill’s Manager and as my Manager.
Bea: I know there is a lot of behind-my-back talking going on from both the male and female wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling concerning my duties serving as the Manager for Bill and Felix. Well you can talk all the crap you want but the bottom line is that I am a licensed Manager for Bill and Felix. I have the legal right to be at ringside during their matches to ensure their matches are called fairly and that none of their opponents violate the rules or hire interference in their matches to get cheap win over Felix or Bill.
Felix and Bea walk over to where the wrestling ring is set up. They stop in front of the ring half way between two of the ring posts.
Felix: As I have told everyone many times when the entity that resides in my Stainless-Steel Briefcase, that I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks after the cartoon character Felix The Cat, took up residence in the briefcase it took total control of the briefcase. My keys can no longer unlock the locks to open the briefcase. I am unable to force the briefcase open due to the entity inside having total control of the briefcase. When the entity in control of the briefcase wants the briefcase to open then the briefcase will open. If the entity in control of the briefcase doesn’t want the briefcase to open then not even a crowbar or a stick of dynamite can get the briefcase open.
Bea: During matches where Felix Hernadez is wrestling I will have possession of the briefcase to keep it close to me in the location where I am serving as the Manager for Felix. If there is a need for the entity in control of the briefcase decides to come out and do something then I am stepping back and letting the entity do their thing.
Felix: Wise move there Bea. You do not want to get between the entity and their target.
Bea: Maybe we have talked enough about the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase for now. I feel we should start presenting comments concerning your match against Kris Ryans.
Felix: I agree with you Bea.
Felix picks up the briefcase and places it on the ring apron behind where they are standing. Felix then returns to looking into the camera with Bea by his side.
Felix: So I am facing Kris Ryans at Climax Control 402 on August 25, 2024. I am sure most of you watching want to know how I feel going into a match against Kris Ryans. I feel great that’s how I feel. Now your next question is why I am feeling great facing Kris Ryans when he is a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling.
Bea: Felix you are a multiple Champion when you worked with Bill in Asylum Wrestling Alliance so you two are even on performance and achievements.
Felix: From what I have been able to find in the archives about Kris Ryans is that Kris was a multiple Champion in Sin City Wrestling. I believe Kris held the Heavyweight Championship and the Roulette Championship twice and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once. Unless I missed something that is the history I was able to locate on Kris.
Bea: Although you did not hold that many Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance you did hold most of the Championships so there really isn’t a lot of difference between you and Kris in the performance category.
Felix: I had to do some searching since Kris Ryans has been off the active Roster for a long time but I was able to come up with a bit of information on him. The last bit of information I was able to find is that Kris is around 6 feet tall as I am and his last known listed weight in Sin City Wrestling was around 185 pounds. I am listed on the Roster at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds. So there is no height advantage for either of us and the 20 pounds or so of weight that Kris carries over what I carry is not enough to give him an advantage. Bea are you ready for our demonstration to the viewers concerning the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase?
Bea: As ready as I will ever be Felix.
Felix moves the briefcase from the ring apron and he places it on the arena floor. He then searches around under the ring and he finds a hammer, a crowbar, and a steel pipe and he brings them out and places them next to the briefcase.
Felix: Bea I have mentioned numerous times that there is an entity that resides in the briefcase and that I do not control the entity and the entity has fixed it that nobody can open the briefcase unless the entity opens it. On the opposite end of that is that nobody can close the briefcase unless the entity closes it. Let the demonstration begin!
Felix and Bea stare at the Stainless-Steel Magic Bag Of Tricks briefcase on the arena floor. Felix picks up the hammer and he whacks the briefcase in an attempt to force it open. No matter where on the briefcase Felix slams the hammer the briefcase will not open. Felix then picks up the steel pipe and again he begins to whack and briefcase but it will not open. Bea then picks up the crowbar and she slams the crowbar onto the briefcase on the top, sides, and even where the locks are located, but the briefcase will not open. After the two get tired from trying to open the Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless-Steel Briefcase they look into the camera and shrug their shoulders. Felix looks down at the briefcase then he talks to the entity that controls the briefcase.
Felix: I want everyone to know that, as you can see, the entity inside the briefcase has control of everything. I will now politely ask the entity to show to the world that they are in control of the briefcase instead of me being in control of it. To the Entity in the briefcase please open the briefcase and show everyone what is currently inside the briefcase.
The entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase and we see inside the briefcase brass knuckles, a dog collar, and a stun gun.
Felix: To the Entity in the briefcase would you please close the briefcase and then quickly open it again to show everyone how quickly you can change the items inside the briefcase.
The entity that controls the briefcase closes the briefcase and then in less than 10 seconds the entity that controls the briefcase opens the briefcase again. This time we are shocked that even that quickly the items within the briefcase have been changed by the entity that controls the briefcase. This time we see a pair of handcuffs, a steel chain of about 6 feet in total length, and a spray can of mace.
Felix: Everyone saw how quickly the entity that controls the briefcase can change the contents of the briefcase to suit the situation at hand. So, therefore, I don’t want to hear the fans, the other wrestlers, Referees, other Managers, or anyone else, claim that I am cheating, or that Bea is cheating, when neither of us can open or close the briefcase, or remove or add things inside the briefcase, and that we are simply at the mercy of the entity that controls the briefcase.
Bea: So, Felix, what does that mean for your opponents including your next opponent Kris Ryans?
Felix: A win for me and a loss for Kris.
Bea: Well that sure was a short and to-the-point answer Felix.
Felix and Bea burst out in loud laughter. After they recover from their laughter they continue with their presentation.
Felix: Well, Kris, what the hell are you thinking right now? Are you thinking that I am crazy, insane, or just outright stupid? Think what you want but I know that I am in my right mind. While I was researching your history in Sin City Wrestling where I found out you held Championships numerous times I also found other information that, most likely, you were trying to keep hidden. Information such as the fact that you suffered an injury, I believe to your knee or leg, and that is when you went from being an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling to your retirement from active wrestling.
Bea: I didn’t know about that injury Felix.
Felix: Now you know Bea. So, Kris, do you believe you can come out of retirement, a retirement you were forced to take due to an injury, and take me on and defeat me? Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I guess your opinion is that you, being damaged goods, can easily take out me who is in full 100 percent capacity to enter the wrestling ring and defeat you.
Bea: Go, Felix, Go!
Felix: Kris you need to be aware of something before you make your entrance for our match at Climax Control 402. I am entering our match at 100 percent capacity. You are entering our match at an unknown capacity. I am quick. . .I am aggressive. . .I am intelligent. . .and I am a talented wrestler. If you come into this match against me and manage to get a legal win I will be the first person to shake your hand and congratulate you on your win. However, Kris, I have no intention of losing this match to you. So when I win I hope you will show the same respect for my win and shake my hand and congratulate me on my victory over you. See you shortly in the wrestling ring. Enjoy your freedom you have now, Kris, as I plan on taking your freedom away from you in our match.
Felix is about to tell the camera person that he is done with his comments but he stops and looks back into the camera.
Felix: Kris something just came to my mind and I feel it relates to you. It is pathetic when a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury tries to make a comeback only to fail miserably. To be honest the only thing I can think of that is more pathetic than a wrestler who had to stop wrestling due to an injury and then failing on their comeback to wrestling is watching Erik Estrada performing in a Spanish Telenovela and him trying to speak Spanish. Good luck in our match Kris. You can obtain all the four-leaf clovers and other good luck charms but they will not help you get a win over me.
Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments and that the camera person can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell him to cut his camera feed then they will return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.
