THE ADVANTAGE GOES TO THE BARNHARTS
Narrator: I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to give my lead-in comments for the Mixed Tag Team match that Bill and Bea have against Miles Kasey and Alexandra Calaway. Bea is just as pumped up as Bill is to have chance to earn a shot at the Mixed Tag Team Champions on September 1, 2024, in Brussels, Belgium. With that I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.
The scene shifts to the hotel room Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying in while in Tokyo, Japan, for Climax Control 401. Bill finished his match comments and now it is Bea’s turn as Bill goes out of camera view and Bea takes a seat in front of the camera.
MATCH COMMENTS FROM BEA BARNHART
Bea: I will not go into all the statistics that Bill already presented as that would be redundant. I will, however, remind Alexandra Calaway that we’ve had four matches against each other and both of us won two matches. We are in a tie with wins over each other and at Climax Control 401 I break the tie with Alexandra as our team is going to win the match.
Bea pulls up a can of Coke and takes a drink.
Bea: So, Alexandra, how in the hell does it feel knowing that your Mixed Tag Team partner had three matches against Bill and lost all three of them. Can you honestly come into our Mixed Tag Team match and expect that Miles is going to be able to carry the match and help your team get a win? Wouldn’t that be like expecting a Dachshund dog to dive into a torrent of waters from a flood and be able to save the life of a huge dog who is getting swept away by the floor waters? The Dachshund wouldn’t have a chance in Hell of being able to rescue the huge dog. Yes, Alexandra, I really did equate your tag team partner to that of a Dachshund dog trying to save a huge dog in a flood. While you are drowning in the beat-down I put upon you in our match you will be expecting that Miles might be able to rush in and save your team from a loss. There’s nothing wrong with someone, you by the way, expecting that your pathetic tag team partner can save your team from losing to me and Bill, but you really need to grasp reality because you know you can never defeat me and Bill in this Mixed Tag Team match.
Bea takes another drink of Coke and due to the carbonation Bea lets out a huge burp.
Bea: Alexandra since you are a coward and I know you will not tell the viewers the truth I take the liberty of telling the viewers the truth. Alexandra do you honestly believe you can get the win over me in our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match? Do you? You can “think” you will get the win if you want but even you know the reality is that you cannot get the win over me and Bill in this match. Alexandra we had four matches against each other and I won two of those four matches. Have you presented to the viewers how you lost those two matches to me? You lost both of those matches to me by submission. There! Now the viewers have the truth. Deal with the truth Alexandra.
Bea drinks the remaining Coke then she tossed the can into the trash can.
Bea: Alexandra I have a few things to ask you and a few things to tell you. First I would like to know if you are familiar with the game WHACK-A-MOLE where you are given a mallet and every time a Mole pops out of their hole you whack them in the head with the mallet. Fun stuff Alexandra. Not to put stuff into perspective you and Miles are the Moles in the holes and me and Bill are the players who are holding the mallets and whack you two in the head when you pop up out of the holes. WHACK!!! CRASH!!! CRUNCH!!! Hope you two enjoy popping you head up out of the holes only to have me and Bill whack you over the head with a mallet and give you a headache!
Bea bursts out in loud laughter.
Bea: Alexandra everyone including you and Miles have been told by me that I have two wins over you and both were by submission. Everyone including you have also been told that you have two wins over me. We are even at two wins against each other. On the Male side of our match Bill has two wins over Miles and Miles has no wins over Bill. Now, Alexandra, that means that Bill has an overwhelming advantage over Miles and you have an equal chance against me. What do you think I will do in our match to ensure that Bill’s advantage is used to our advantage? When you are the wrestler on the outside of the ring the only LEGAL way you can get into the match is for your partner to tag you into the match. What do you think me and Bill are going to do Alexandra? All we need to do is keep you from legally getting tagged into the match and all we need to do is keep Miles from being able to tag you into the match. It is that simple Alexandra. We keep Miles, the wrestler who lost twice to Bill, in the ring and the match is easily won by us. Try to get out of that situation Alexandra.
Bea glares into the camera.
Bea: Alexandra there is something you two are just not understanding. Me and Bill are going to beat you two down so hard you may retire from wrestling. There is nothing like beating down opponents when they are up and beating them down some more when they are down. Don Henley stated it best in his song DIRTY LAUNDRY. Let me remind you what the lyrics state.
Bea motions to the camera person to inform the Network that they need to put the words from the song DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley. They quickly put the lyrics on the screen and we read the lyrics.
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE DOWN
KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP
KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND
After the lyrics from DIRTY LAUNDRY by Don Henley has been up long enough for everyone to read Bea closes her comments for today.
Bea: Not only will me and Bill beat you down when you are up. . .we will beat you down when you more when you are down. . .and this cycle will repeat and repeat and repeat until one, or both of you, submit int he match and me and Bill walk away the winners of our match and with a contract to face the Mixed Tag Team Champions for the Mixed Tag Team Championship.
After Bea finishes her comments the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
