Detroit, Michigan - February 2013
WMLW - Women's Major League Wrestling
The video feedback rolled, showcasing a rare match held from years ago in one of the premiere all-female professional wrestling promotions in the United States; the WMLW. It was one of two Main Events to be held on this, the Superbowl of women's wrestling; the Wrestling Grand Prix! The reigning WMLW Tag Team Champions, the gargantuan Mother Russia and the Feminazi, defended against two equally reviled challengers in the Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister in a No Holds Barred championship match!
The ring itself was a mere formality as all four women sent fans scattering from the very opening bell, throwing the steel railings down and taking the title fight out into the stands! If the champions thought the sheer size of the 5'10" 315 pound Mother Russia would be too much of a disadvantage to the psychopaths, those so-called armchair experts could not have been more wrong! While Mother Russia indeed used her sheer mass to dwarf and overpower both maniacs, the simple fact the challengers had little regard to the rules, their well being or that of their opponents, served an edge to chop the champions down to size!
The Feminazi grabbed Twisted Sister by the arm to send her into the rows of set up folding chairs, but Twisted Sister held on and reversed it, throwing the bulky, masked German hard into the chairs instead, sending them scattering! Twisted Sister then grabbed a steel chair from the pile and slammed it as hard as she was able, down into the exposed head and body of the champion! Twisted Sister screamed in delight and turned to see the huge Mother Russia pick her tag team partner up for a scoop slam on the floor -- and Twisted Sister cracked the chair into Mother Russia's back! Iron Maiden was dropped to the floor, as the giant staggered, grabbing at her back! Twisted Sister threw the chair to the floor and she and her partner snatched hold of Mother Russia and brought her skull crashing down into the steel with a dual DDT!...
Twisted Sister distracted the match's official, choking the life out of Mother Russia on the inside of the ring, while on the floor, Iron Maiden viciously whipped a length of steel chain across the Feminazi's back!...
The force of the DDT into the steel chair from before split Mother Russia's head open like a melon, but her partner the Feminazi was in little better shape! While Mother Russia was tied up in the ropes, her neck caught up in between the top and middle ropes, on the outside, Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden took this opportunity to powerbomb the Feminazi into the steel ring steps! It was at that moment that the referee had seen enough, and called for the bell! Be damned that it was No Disqualification between two heel tag teams. He still felt the need to look after their welfare, and he was certain that the champions were at too much risk from suffering any further punishment at the hands of the maniacal challengers.
In a bold but controversial decision, the titles changed hands, and new champions were crowned over four years ago.
Bondi Beach - Current
Doctor Samuel Valentine: Well that certainly does prove that your patients have what it takes to win championships...
As Doctor Kraven Moorehead walks alongside his colleague who made the jaunt to Sydney by personal request of the good doctor; Samuel Valentine perhaps the only friend of Moorehead's, even if he disagreed on his treatments of his patients in this world of professional wrestling.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead gave him a nod and smile.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: I thank you for that acknowledgment, but I do smell a 'but.'
Doctor Samuel Valentine: But ... unlike that match you showed me earlier, this one isn't no holds barred. Is it?
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: It is not, but that could very well play an even greater advantage to my patients. With rules in place, it just forces them to get even more creative to see how far they can bend them without breaking them.
Doctor Samuel valentine: And if they do break them and get disqualified?
Doctor Kraven Moorehead shrugged noncommittally.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: It would not be the first time either has been disqualified in a high profile encounter, and I doubt it would be their last attempt at the ladies' tag team titles. Mister Ward seems to have a soft spot for the chaos that tends to follow my patients around.
Doctor Samuel Valentine: Just not for the other one. ... 'Him.'
Doctor Kraven Moorehead chuckled.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: True, but one cannot have it all.
Doctor Samuel Valentine: Speaking of ... where is... he, anyway?
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: I believe he and the ladies are burying someone in the sand.
The two doctors pass Iron Maiden, Twisted Sister and yes, Anthrax, on the beach with buckets and plastic pails, and a pair of feet sticking up from the sand in a piled mound. The three are laughing wildly while the feet seem to be kicking and struggling....
Doctor Kraven Moorehead's Expert Diagnosis: "To those who have recently come up to me and asked if I am proud of the fact that Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister have been granted a shot at the World Tag Team Championships, I will indulge my pride just a hint and admit it. Yes, I am in fact quite proud that they are receiving a shot at the lovely ladies of London Underground, and for that reason alone I wish to offer my sincerest condolences to Mackenzie Page and Charlotte Elliot. Not for what might happen in a scant matter of days, but for what is assuredly going to happen."
"You see, I have kept a close eye on the social media account of the director of London Underground, the Mister Daniel J Morgan, and I am quite pleased that he is, for lack of a better term, 'overlooking' the past history of what has been done to the various ladies on the Bombshell roster. They act as if they have nothing to worry about when inside of the ring against the likes of Heavy Metal Mania, but really, my dears?"
"If you have paid any attention at all on what Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister have done thus far, as singles competitors or as their volatile co0mbination, one might wonder aloud 'since when has rules ever really mattered to either of them? I understand that you both are tough competitors, inside of the ring as well as on the outside. Ladies who may appear soft but by no means do business that way. The fact that you have the World Tag Team titles belts around your collective waists is every indication that you can handle yourselves in a fight. And credit where it is due, you defeated the greatest female team in the history of this company, the Fallen, in your professional debut. That, above all else, speaks of your credibility as competitors."
"But my dears, there is a far cry of difference between a professional fight, and a fight for your livelihoods -- which is what you'll find yourselves in this coming Sunday at the Sydney Opera House. Just ask the likes of Delia Darling whose face was put through a mirror and scalded with a hot steam iron. Her No Holds Barred match against Twisted Sister is still being spoken of to this day amongst the hardcore enthusiasts. And how about learning a lesson from Roxi Johnson, who even in victory ended up looking like a loser when attacked by a chainsaw?"
"Granted, not a moment as a doctor I am proud of, but I digress!"
"Look past the threat and danger that is facing you directly if you want. That is on you and on Mister Morgan who obviously pulls the strings of your group. Once you feel the loss of both your blood, intact bones and championships, you'll have none to blame save for yourselves."
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