in·san·i·ty
in'san?de/
noun
noun: insanity
the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness.
"he suffered from bouTwisted Sister of insanity"
synonyms: mental illness, madness, dementia; More
Las Vegas - August 2017
The offices of Sin City Wrestling, that was where we find ourselves in this classic testament of the roleplay world - the flashback. At the very tail end of the month of August, "Hot Stuff" Mark Ward decided that the rosters of SCW could use some freshening up, and he had an idea that would be fun, but what he really wanted was something to liven up the tag team divisions, both the men's as well as the women's. The Bombshells, more specifically, was what this intended meeting was all about.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "So, talk to me Doctor. What did you need to see me about? Is this about your man that we proposed bringing in? I thought that issue was settled."
Mark Ward, the frontman for Sin City Wrestling and co-owner, sat across from the good doctor, Kraven Moorehead, in the SCW offices. Mark was an easy going individual, save for where his business was concerned, and then he hIron Maidenself became all business. His money and over five years of his life had been sunk into this investment, and he would be damned if he was going to let it, well, sink. His eyes strayed past Doctor Kraven Moorehead to the two women lurking in the rear of his office, whispering in hushed voices to one another. Their faces were passive to a degree but their respective eyes were filled with malice that would almost be cause for concern were it not for the presence of the good Doctor.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead held up a hand.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "No sir, this is not about Anthrax. This is more about the other end of our deal, the softer side of the equation, if you would be so kind."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward chuckled.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Softer side. Not exactly the choice of words I would use where Twisted Sister was concerned, and if what I hear about her partner is true..."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "It is, Mister Ward. Every bit of it. That is why I wanted to have this private meeting with you, well before they are ever to return to your ring."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward frowned.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "I'm listening."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "I just wanted to make sure that this is indeed what you wanted for your newly revitalized Bombshell's tag team division. Everything that you've seen Twisted Sister capable of during her first tenure with your company ... it would be compounded by bringing in her friend."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "I sat back and watched Twisted Sister burn another woman's face with an iron. Attack another with a chainsaw..."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward glanced up in thought and contemplation.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Well, tried to I should say. She's used everything from chainsaws to propane torches and meat cleavers."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "My point exactly. And that is why I am stressing to you, that despite the boundaries she pushed with you and your promotion, her friend...?"
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Iron Maiden."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "Yes. Her friend? So very much worse and by far the more unstable of the pair. As hard as that may be to believe or comprehend."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward nodded, with eyes almost as wide as his smile.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "And it is."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "But put them together, and well... things could easily become even more problematic."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward smiled genuinely.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Promise?"
Doctor Kraven Moorehead frowned and shook his head.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "I'm afraid you perhaps don't understand the seriousness of this potential situation."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "No, what I don't understand is the fact it seems almost as if you're trying to talk me out of signing these two fun dolls to a tag team deal with us."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead followed Mark's eyes and it would seem that Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister had found the large fish tank in the office he shared with Christian who was thankfully not present today. There was a variety of colorful fish in the tank, swIron Maidenming around. It would seem the colors of the fish and the tank's decor was enough to keep the two frenzied females preoccupied. Doctor Kraven Moorehead turned back to face the boss and sighed.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "No, that is far from what I am trying to do. I just want you to understand where we stand by bringing these two together. This would not be the first tIron Maidene they have been signed to a promotion, only the second. They did compete in a promotion several years ago."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "And managed to win the tag team titles from what I understand."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead nodded.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "They did, but they were disqualified more often than they won, until the violence level prompted the higher ups to void their contract. As you said, Twisted Sister has had her hands full with the things she's accomplished."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "And now with Iron Maiden added to the mix, things are going to be even more interesting. That's my take. But don't think for a second that I don't understand your warnings or understand the gravity. Twisted Sister was, is, dangerous. Iron Maiden even more so. This is wrestling. There are always risks, but as bad as things got, you were there. You kept things from getting too out of control."
He coughed into his hand "Chainsaw."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Point is, I have faith you'll have a handle on things."
Doctor Kraven Moorehead nodded.
Doctor Kraven Moorehead: "I appreciate the faith you have in me, sir. I won't let you down so long as we are in an understanding."
Hot Stuff Mark Ward nodded and held up a hand to stop hIron Maiden from repeating hIron Maidenself.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twisted Sister is bad, Iron Maiden is worse. I get it..."
Iron Maiden: "I am!?"
Twisted Sister: "She is!?"
Hot Stuff Mark Ward admittedly jumped, as focused as he was on the doctor, to find the two baTwisted Sisterhit crazy women leaning over his desk and staring hIron Maiden right in the face.
Twisted Sister: "Is that a challenge!?"
The two psychos stand upright and stare into each others faces -- and scream before grabbing one another by the throaTwisted Sister and choke slam each other to the floor! Hot Stuff Mark Ward stood up just enough to look over the side of his desk to the two women choking one another, an act the doctor was taking in stride. He sat back down and smiled.
Hot Stuff Mark Ward: "This is gonna be fun!"
Doctor Kraven Moorehead's Expert Diagnosis: "This will indeed be a most interesting experIron Maidenent. When I first was contacted about bringing my little menagerie here to SCW, I was informed that for the most part, the ladies of my team would be kept closely together for the sake and safety of all involved. A decision I most heartily agreed with. After all, contain the threat and there would be less of a threat. Ah but here we are, and an altogether different act has come across our path!"
"It would seem that a certain young lady had not been signed to compete since her resigning to SCW, and she has been making a spot of noise. An act that would be a front to the good will of Mister Ward. A certain Trishelle Jordan is finally to get her chance to compete, something she is quite looking forward to as I understand it. But wanting something and getting what you ask for could be a catalyst for something unintended. And I do not for the life of me think that Miss Jordan intended for this to occur."
"I am quite certain that Miss Jordan has no idea of what lies before her. I am in the belief that she will say what all others have said before her when they faced Twisted Sister; it's an act, a gIron Maidenmick. She doesn't scare me. I am ready for anything. Are you Miss Jordan? Are you truly ready for anything when facing a woman capable of just that and so very much more? Study your tapes. Look back at the actions of the one because you are facing the other; the one who planted those very ideas into the head of Twisted Sister. If there was truly what you would think of as a bad influence in the life of Twisted Sister, it would be the one you are scheduled to face in the ring this week in Auckland; the Iron Maiden."
"Broken bones should be the very least of your worries. Bloodshed? A pittance. Your very survival and the continuation of your career should be at the forefront of your mind. This Sunday you face something that you can not comprehend. If pain is truly a motivation, then never before and never since this experience takes place will you ever have been so truly motivated to sIron Maidenply walk away."
"My condolences on what is to come my dear."
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