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“The bigger they are……...”
« on: September 27, 2017, 08:45:16 PM »
 Caleb put on a good match with Andre in his first SCW outing but ultimately, he ended up losing the match, this didn’t deter him however as the following week on Climax Control he issued an open challenge for the third week of the Down Under Tour to anyone who wanted to take him on in single’s competition, it didn’t take long for the challenge to be answered as Professional Wrestler/Porn Mogul Josh Woodrum accepted the challenge.

The two men are set to do battle this week on Climax Control in Auckland, New Zealand and unlike Caleb’s last SCW match where he and Andre were on equal terms as far as weight was concerned Josh outweighed the youngster by 50ibs which meant that Caleb was fighting an uphill struggle against the self-proclaimed “Misty Impressive” (among many other nicknames) but Caleb wasn’t about to let that stop him from getting his first win in SCW but can he do it?

Backstage at Climax Control, Wellington, New Zealand
Sunday the 24th of September 2017, 23:00pm

Well that didn’t go to plan.

I gave it my all in my debut match against Andre last week but in the end, I lost but as you saw last week on Climax Control I wasn’t going to let that stop me from achieving my goals in SCW, what are those goals? You’ll have to find out in due time because I want to establish myself in SCW before I start aiming my sights at any titles and to establish myself I need to start winning matches sooner rather than later hence why I made that open challenge earlier tonight.

Some may call me crazy for putting out a challenge like that in a roster that features a crazy clown and infrequent appearances by Chris Shipman but I have a feeling it’ll pay off.

Right now, by this point the show’s almost over and the main event between Calvin Harris and Dmitri is going on which me and Katie were watching in the cafeteria area, the match is winding down as we speak but the action is still fast and furious.

“I can see why you wanted to come here Caleb.” Katie commented as we watched the match unfold on TV wincing at a couple of painful looking moves as we went along. “Between the matches that have gone on tonight and your debut match against Andre last week it’s easy to see why you felt that this was your best choice.”

“Well, after the falling out with my dad I needed to get away from Syracuse anyway.” I shrugged my shoulders as I watched the action. “I already knew of SCW because Ryan Keys was in PWU as well as SCW but I never got around to watching it until I got signed.”

“Can’t believe we made it to 2015 in one night.” Katie commented with a chuckle referring to the binge watching that we had been doing since I signed up with SCW. “I think we drunk enough red bull to kill a small horse in one night, I’m surprised we got any sleep.”

“Like I’m going to let red bull stop me from sleeping with you.” I responded getting a laugh out of Katie, our train of thought was interrupted when the bell rung signifying the end of the match and we looked up. “Looks like Calvin won back the title.”

“Two title changes in one night? I knew it was a possibility what with tonight being a Night of Champions card and all but still.” Katie added before taking a sip from her drink, before we could say anything else a stage hand walked up to us with a piece of paper in hand. “Next week’s card?”

“Yep, and yeah, someone accepted your challenge.” The stage hand responded before walking off without another word and Katie passed the card over to me.

“Okay, Triple Threat Match featuring three new guys, Trishelle Jordan is taking on The Iron Maiden who sadly isn’t related to the awesome metal band, ah here we go!” I commented as I read through the card before I saw my match, a one on one match against Josh Woodrum. “Woodrum, he was one of the other guys who debuted on the first show of the tour right?” I asked before getting my phone out and signing in.

“Yeah, he faced Anthrax, yet another wrestler who shares a name with an awesome band.” Katie nodded in response after thinking for a moment. “I think he won by DQ.”

“Well yeah, he was facing a psycho clown, makes me think SCW’s trying to cash in on the It Remake.” I responded with a chuckle before I found the info I was looking for. “Here we go, Josh Woodrum, professional wrestler, porn star, porn director………...”

“You are not looking up his porno vids using the excuse of “research”.” Katie responded as she rolled her eyes and I gave her an odd look. “Oh come on, you know the guys in the band used that excuse to look up porn when they were supposed to be rehearsing.”

“But at least this would be related to my work!” I responded before facepalming. “I just admitted that I may have to look up porn in preparation for a match, I don’t think my trainers prepared me for this!”

“To be fair, there really isn’t much crossover between the roles of “porn star” and “wrestler”.” Katie pointed out with a laugh before shaking her head. “Though I would be lying if I said that there weren’t some male wrestlers and most female wrestlers that I wouldn’t mind seeing get fucked on camera.”

“You know that you just admitted that your just as bad as me, right?” I teased her and Katie gave me a mock death glare in response. “Besides, if you want to see a male wrestler/porn star, I’m wrestling one next week!”

“Caleb, Josh looks old enough to be my dad, that would be weird on so many levels!” Katie responded with a shudder before looking over my shoulder at his stats. “But at the same time, he is so much bigger than you.” Katie added before taking a sip from her drink.

“It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.” I responded causing Katie to do a spit take that was mostly contained in the can as she started giggling like mad. “Admit it, the only reason your finding that funny is because I’m facing a porn director, isn’t it?”

“No comment.” Katie responded in between giggles before sighing. “Anyway, I’m heading back to the car, we have a long journey ahead of us tomorrow since the next destination is Auckland but I’m guessing you want to get your promo done?”

“Yeah, I’ll meet you at the car when I’m done.” I responded with a nod and Katie stood up and walked off towards the parking lot, now that I was alone I decided to get started on my promo.

“I’ll admit, my debut match didn’t go the way I wanted it to and I ended up on the losing side for the first time in my career but as the old saying goes it’s not how you start it’s how you finish and earlier tonight I made the bold move of issuing an open challenge to anyone on the roster for a match at next week’s Climax Control, it didn’t take long for my challenge to be accepted either as next week on Climax Control I am set to do battle with Josh Woodrum.”

And I will bounce back.

“I haven’t seen any of your non-wrestling work Josh because why settle for porn when I have a beautiful girlfriend? But I did see your debut match two weeks ago since I was also making my debut on the same show and we’re in the same boat more or less, we both want to bounce back from our last matches but you want to bounce back from a DQ win with a clean win and I want to bounce back from my loss in my debut match, so I guess the real question is, who needs this win more?”

You’re looking at him!

“I realize that I’m at a disadvantage in this match because of the size difference between me and you Josh but it’s like the old saying goes, the bigger they are, the harder they fall and it’ll be my speed and aerial abilities that’ll bring this giant down from his beanstalk faster than he can say “fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a metalhead” and lead me to my first win in SCW next week on Climax Control! I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t fought bigger guys than me in the wrestling ring before so it’s not like I’m going into uncharted territory here!”

And no, I’m not talking about my favorite video game series.

“You’ve been in SCW before Josh, that much I know but me? This is my third week in the company and I need a win badly if I want to establish myself as one to look out for in the future especially with those number one contender matches coming up in two weeks’ time but I can’t afford to get too far ahead of myself when my opponent is a guy who towers over me and outweighs me by fifty pounds but to use another old saying because I’m apparently full of them today, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog!”

Cue PETA accusing me of being a dog fighter in three……...two…….

“At the end of the day Josh what good will the size difference do you when I’m outsmarting you at every turn and chipping away at your legs at every opportunity? I mean you look like your old enough to be my girlfriend’s dad so maybe I can hurry things along and put you in a pair of crutches? Either way, your weight and strength advantages are all well and good until they slow you down so much that you can’t keep up with me and that will lead me to my first win in SCW!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I realize that some of what I’m about to say might sound dirty considering the guy I’m facing has a side job as a porn director but screw it! Josh, next Sunday I will prove that size doesn’t matter when I run circles around you in that ring and win! Sure, you might catch me off guard at some points and put me down with a power move of some kind but that won’t keep me down for the three count as I am going to win my first match in SCW, there’s a storm brewing Josh and you had brace yourself or be blown away by the “Metal Storm” Caleb Storms.”

I stood up and walked off towards the parking lot as the scene fades.
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