Kate.Net
Engaging…
Boot Sequence….
Final Countdown…
Europe Commencing…
Manhattan, New York
Circle Television Network Studios
All of a sudden some spotlights begin to hit as and as it does we are able to see Teddy Steele with a smile on his face as he runs right into the heart of the spotlight. He has a microphone in his hand and he is all grins as he lifts the microphone up in the air and begins to yell right into it.
Teddy Steele: Ladies and gentlemen introducing to you… She is the baddest chick in all of the locker room. Pint sized power at its finest. The little firecracker that’s just waiting to explode. Hailing all the way from Berkshire, England. She is your SCW Internet Champion KATE STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!
The curtains begin to swing back as Kate Steele is on top of a podium. Way above everyone else. She has the Internet Championship proudly draped over a shoulder as she stands at the top.
Kate: Kate.Net has commenced form of Gaia as made famous on Hexx! Are you worthless humans ready to be obliterated into nothingness?! Eat my power!!!!!!!
Kate throws her hand up and an electric beam comes out. She does it again as a gush blows Teddy back throwing him off of the stage. Kate jumps off the huge platform as a harness brings her down. She smiles as she stands on the stage and looks out into the audience.
Kate: Thank you so much for making this possible CTN Special Effects team. What’s up SCDUB nation! Some call me Gaia. Some call me a Gaia… Some call me Kateykins, Katey, Kath-Lyn or even Kate. But whatever you call me let it be known that I am your SCW Internet Champion and you can find me on every single course of the internet. Which means KateTube, KateaGram, Kate Chat, Twitter, Circle Tube, or whatever form of the internet just say my name and I will be there. Now this Sunday we are going to be approaching High Stakes. An event where everything is on the line. There are so many titles and big matches as we end the year with a BAANG… Well some of us will end the year with a BAANG for certain others. Things won’t go the way they wish they could be. You want to know why? Because the reality starts to hit that they are going to be stepping into the ring with the likes of me, and if there is one thing I haven’t really done at a supershow this year. It’s lose….
Kate smiles wide as she nods her head as she continues to speak.
Kate: Go on… Do the research. I have competed at every single supershow this year and with each supershow my win loss record has been absolutely flawless. So why should that change now?! Because I am going up against the most vile woman in all of the company? Really?! IS that supposed to just scare me away… I have been afraid of a lot of things in my life.
Teddy: Like not fitting in…. The need to be socially accepted…
Kate: Hey I gotten over that… Well I am trying!
Teddy: The dark… Which is why we sleep with a night light in the room.
Kate: Hey that’s for Juliet! Besides everyone needs a beacon of light. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Teddy: The fact I may upstage you on stage with my awesome rapping ability.
Kate: Okay I am not even going to answer that but the reality is people are afraid of things in their lifetime and there’s nothing wrong with being afraid but when it comes to going up against Evie Baang to be quite frank. I ain’t afraid of her. She does have a flawless record. It’s at 5 and 0 as it currently stands but that would mean that I am an absolute slouch inside the ring and as shown with my performances at every single supershow. I am a woman that can’t be beaten. My Roulette Bombshell Championship run can tell you that much about me. I set the bar for being a fighting champion. I broke a record that was held by Mercedes Vargas.
Kate cracks a wide grin as she continues to speak.
Kate: I raised the bar for the division as a whole and it took a cheating ass referee and a bottle of chloroform to make me stay down for the count. It took an illegal substance to keep me down for the count and that’s just a testament to what I am about as soon as I enter into the confines of the ring against a woman who has in fact defeated me once before But to be honest the last time we fought. I was still feeling effects of losing my Roulette title to the likes of Veronica Taylor. It was a tough time for me and one that I hadn’t overcome at the time, but you swooped in like a vulture and you picked apart the pieces and left me broken.
Kate shrugs her shoulders as she shakes her head in disapproval.
Kate: I could have cried… I could have complained but what I did in return is stepped the fuck up because I didn’t let the one lost be the end all be all for me. I decided to go right for the top and I challenged Mikah to a match. One that was accepted and we battled one another in that strap match but by the end of it I was the one that came victorious. Do you know how it felt to beat the woman considered to be the best in all of the company? It felt absolutely amazing and I just didn’t stop there. It wasn’t long before they gave me a shot against Melody Grace. Perhaps my biggest friend in this company. The two of us gave one another a great match but by the end of it I was the one that came out victorious and I am now your Internet Champion.
Kate continues to smile as she looks at her championship as she smiles into the heart of the cameras.
Kate: Kate.Net is a movement. As an Internet Champion it’s all about keeping up with the various different forms of the Internet. It’s all about innovative and it’s about being a champion for the masses one that everybody can look up too. If there is one thing you should know about me Evie it’s the fact that when I win a championship it takes a whole lot for me to lose that championship and I am not going to get caught up in losing what I worked so hard to achieve in just my first defense. That shit isn’t going to happen. Not at High Stakes and what happened in my first match after losing my belt isn’t going to repeat itself. Because Kate.Net is in full effect and nobody wants to see it shut down.
Kate can’t help but smile as wide as she can as she continues to speak.
Kate: I mean let’s just take a look at everything Evie. Since becoming champion everything has been going great in my life. I have a great show ordeal with CTN. The merchandise has been rolling off of the shelf and everybody has been getting behind the Kate.Net movement. Why should all of that get shut down by the likes of you?! What makes you think you have the power to disconnect it?! What makes you think this next win is going to result in that BIG BAANG for you?! Fact is I wouldn’t get too excited because things won’t go in the way that you expected them to go in. I am a symbol of women’s wrestling. A symbol that the smallest of wrestlers can make it in this industry, and my reign with this title is going to result in a long hard fought title reign. To the point where people will question what my next step is and there’s only one place to go after holding the Internet Championship. To the very top of competing for the biggest prize in the entire company.
Kate waves her finger as she continues to speak.
Kate: But I can’t get there by losing as soon as my journey started. I can’t get there by losing to someone as evil as you are. That’s why I need to keep pushing myself. I need to keep pressing on and proving myself with every passing match. Going through opponent after opponent to show that I am ready for the big time. I know what you are about. I saw the way you fought with Alexis Edwards. You girls fought through a long hard fought war and you came out ahead. I respect Alexis because it was over this very title that the two of us fought one another for. I wish to carry on what she did with that belt and fight like she did. I wish to channel what Melody Grace did with that title and I hope I can bring that into my match with me. So Evie you better watch out because it won’t be long before you hear that special Siren’s Song. A song that if you follow all the way to the end. It will result in you finding yourself Shipwrecked! It’s time to put a flaw in your perfect record and showcase why I plan to be the one to go out with a BAANG! My record will be inact and the Kate Net will still be connected and there’s nothing you can do about it. See you in Los Angeles. You better be ready to rock out because I will knock your block off or choke you out… It’s up to you really…
Kate smiles as she looks at her championship and kisses it passionately.
Kate: Kate.Net officially migrating to a new server… In 3..2…1….
With that we fade out as the screen fades away to some awesome and yet amazing music.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQAfter all she wouldn’t be the Internet Champion if you she didn’t make sure you got Rick Rolled Right?!
CTN Headquarters
Manhattan, New York
It wasn’t often that Kate Steele visited the CTN Headquarters in Manhattan but today it was about business as the little band vocalist has been making a lot of money for the company with her recurring role on Hexx. Kate and Kenzi Grey’s ongoing feud has been making CTN loads of money and with their ongoing conflict inside the ring. Over Twitter, and on the set this is what the company wanted for the both of them. A chance to make money off of them. Kate smiled as she walked through the doors of the huge building and she was followed closely by her husband. Kate smiled as she looked at her husband.
Kate: “It’s always amazing to be here in New York. Especially the huge office buildings they have here. It’s not like that garbage they used to have over there in California when you used to work for Crystal Millar being her Public Relations and what not. Everybody knows how small those Hollywood Studios can be but there’s no place like New York, and if you can make here… Then well you can make it anywhere!”
Teddy just rolls his eyes as he looks back at his wife. He shakes his head in disgust as he let’s out a huge sigh and looks around.
Teddy: “Okay I will admit it’s pretty nice… Although you should know better than to tell me what New York is all about. Remember you moved here from Berkshire when you were 12… I was born and bred here. This is my city. This is the city that created me.”
Kate: “Says the guy who grew up in Long Island and tries to talk up like it’s the most dangerous place to live.”
Teddy: “That’s because Strong Island is where it is at! Those streets ain’t for errbody out here…”
Kate looks at Teddy as she just shakes hes head looking back at her husband.
Kate: “Just don’t say anything… Honestly dear I think the world would be a much better place if you didn’t say anything at all… Let’s just get through this meeting and go about our business.
Teddy looks at his wife who is adjusting her Internet Championship. She grins as she heads for the elevator and Teddy calls out to her.
Teddy: “Whoa slow down… This company give me a chance… They always trying to hate on me like my rhymes aren’t nice. I should be their premiere rapping star. Yet they insist on having that fat bitch out in front. Having that Australian try to take my shine away. Everybody knows that I could out rap her anywhere at anytime, at anyplace. But because they got Maleek out here covering their PR they won’t give me any shine. Because he knows in Silver Linings I killed it playing him.”
Kate: “Yeah no… We won’t ever bring that movie up again. I don’t want to hear about anything having to do with you and Kenzi Grey having a sex scene. That’s just something I don’t want to acknowledge at all. So let’s forget that even happened…
The two of them continue to head for the elevator but before they can even press a button they are stopped by security.
Guard: Excuse me sir but we have strict orders from one Maleek Raheem to escort you off of the property.
Teddy: “Excuse me?! Look I am here accompanying my wife. You tell that oversized steroid using meathead if he has a problem with me he can come down here like a big boy and confront me man to man. He just upset because he knows I have the best hair in all of the wrestling world? Mad because he can’t sport a perm like me… Kate give me a comb… So I can show them what I can do with it…”
Kate shakes her head no.
Kate: “No… I am not giving you a comb…”
Teddy: “You know how much relaxer I had to put in this hair to get it to lay down like this?! Now you better let me accompany my wife or else…. HEY GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF OF ME… DON’T BE SALTY BECAUSE I CAN WEAR MY HAIR LIKE THIS!!!”
The security guards begin to drag Teddy out by the arms leaving Kate Steele to just sigh to herself as she presses on the elevator door. She waves at her husband before she waits for it to take her to the respective floor. Once she reaches the respective floor she adjusts her championship belt as the Personal Assistant for Maleek Raheem walks over to her. She can’t help but give Kate a long passionate hug.
Kate: “Please don’t hug me…”
Maria: “You know I can’t help it… Come on let me show you to where the meeting is at!”
With that Maria takes Kate to her boyfriend’s office. Which is the office of Maleek Raheem. Maleek is sitting down in his chair with a grin on his lips as Kate makes her way inside as she holds her championship with pride. What she doesn’t realize is that there was somebody else sitting down in an office chair in front of the desk. It was that of the LAW Chaos Champion Kenzi Grey. Kate stared daggers as she hesitantly took a seat next to her. The two women staring daggers at one another as there was so much tension you could cut it with a knife. Kate however couldn’t help but start things off as she yelled at Kenzi patting her title.
Kate: “It’s okay Kenzi! I know you are jealous because my title is bigger than yours!”
Kenzi: “SOOOOO it don’t mean anything if I am a real fighting champion! After all how many times have you defended that thing? Oh I know ZERO!!!!! Nada!!!!!! Which means you aren’t even a real champion yet! Yet I am the greatest champion of all time. The greatest women’s wrestler ever! I put butts in the seats. I fill arenas! I can’t help it if you are a champion selling rec centers and bingo halls!”
Kate stands up as she throws her championship to the side as she stands up and Kenzi does the same as the two engage into a little shoving match. Maleek just watches as he analyzes the entire situation before he grabs his cup of water and throws it onto the both of them.
Kenzi & Kate: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!”
Maleek: “Both of yall need to sit your skinny asses down before my girl Maria gotta give you the business. You know the moment you touch me or try to touch me that ASS be all over yours. Now listen up this is the kinda shit that CTN is loving right now! Pink Ladies merchandise is selling right off the rack.”
Kate: “You hear that?! MY MERCH IS SELLING OFF THE RACK!”
Maleek: “And Kentourage shirts are on backorder!”
Kenzi: “Of course and those Pink Ladies merchandise wanted is only because I made Kate relevant!”
Maleek: “The truth of the matter is you both bring out the best in one another and as a benefit everybody is making money because of it!”
Kate: “That’s because you have a Siren leading the way!”
Kenzi: “You need me… You hear that I bring the best out in you because Lord knows your whack ass acting isn’t getting you anywhere!”
Kate: “Don’t make me go Gaia on you in this office! Besides it’s all your fault. Getting people like Delia to hate on me and I did nothing to her. Good thing I have a great buddy in Celeste who is putting an end to that!”
Kenzi: “Whatever I don’t see what the point of us being here at the same time is.”
Maleek smiles as he keeps his eyes on both women.
Maleek: “Truth is the company loves the way you two interact with one another. Someone once said controversy creates cash and it’s no different here! And everybody wants to get paid. So we know that Kenzi’s biggest strength is acting and she has helped you along the way Kate…”
Kenzi: “You hear that?! Helped should be more like CARRIED! Because I had that carry that ass on set. I made you relevant just like I said before!”
Kate just sighs as she shakes her head in disgust looking away.
Maleek: “But in the same token we do believe that Kate here despite having a bone head whack ass husband…”
Kate: “Leave my husband alone!”
Maleek: Despite who you might be affiliated with. We do believe you are the better of the musical talents between Kenzi and yourself. Which is why we want to explore what you can do if the company let’s say paired you up together…”
Kate & Kenzi: “Hell no!”
Kate: “I ain’t working with her! That’s just ridiculous. Bitch is tone deaf. She can’t carry or hold a tune…”
Kenzi: “Yall are just tripping. Everyone knows my music is amazing. Pedo Candy is the greatest band ever known to man….”
Kate: “That name is just dumb. You gonna peform in a ice cream truck?”
Kenzi: “I never thought of that but you know what… Maleek get me an ice cream truck…”
Maleek shakes his head as he looks at them.
Maleek: “I don’t think you are hearing me. Now Kate what’s going on with your old band?!”
Kate: “It’s on hiatus right now…”
Maleek: “Great so that means you should have no problem in forming this band with Kenzi Grey. I know you don’t want to do it but you girls will be getting paid… and people will definitely come out to see you two!”
Maleek writes a figure on a piece of paper and he slides it in front of them.
Maleek: “That’s how much you two will be getting paid if you take part of this band… We already have a name lined up and everything… Guilty Pleasure.”
The girls look at the figure on the piece of paper as they both begin to smile passionately.
Kate & Kenzi: “We are in!”
Kate: “However as the REAL musician of the group I demand to be in control of set lists and personnel…”
Kenzi: “I want an allgirl band, and I demand not to play that emopunk shit you play. I don’t want to sing about cutting a wrist or anything like that!”
Kate: “I want my husband on drums!”
Kenzi: “I’ll allow it! We all know Teddy’s a bitch anyway! He comes across more feminine than you do anyway! I want the biggest cut!”
Kate: “And why should get paid the most?!”
Kenzi: “Because I am the real star of the group!”
Maleek: “Ladies calm all that down. Kate you will control the song choice. You can find the bassist for the group. Kenzi the lead guitarist is all up for you to find. As well as getting the biggest cut. I speak on behalf of CTN you need to make this to work and to really kick things off we are going to give you two a reality tv series. You know like making the band or one of those American Idol type of shows. We are going to have a panel of you two along with my Maria as the neutral third party. As you hunt for your other two band members. With Kate having the final say for one member and Kenzi having the other. This is your chance to really shine together and make money together.”
Kate: “Fine but do try to keep up… You know you wish you had vocals like me. It’s hard being an INTERNET champion. Kate.Net always connected. Always finding a way to engage never timing out.
Kenzi: “And I bring the Chaos! Loads of Chaos and it sells! One day you might know how to trade your train wreck of a personal life and have it equate into a CHAOTIC one!”
Kenzi raises her Chaos Championship as Kate raises her Internet Championship high into the air.
Maleek: “Good now the get the hell out of my office and let’s get a more attractive female up in here like that Delia Darling. Nothing like a little French to get the day going! Call her up Maria. Tell her to bring her ass over to New York for some business!”
Maria: “On it!”
Kate: “My title is bigger than yours!”
Kenzi: “Is not…”
Kate: “Is too…”
Kenzi: “Is not…”
Kate.Net disengaging for the sake of not subjecting everyone to this back and forth argument. Logging off….
